Ever since that ending cutscene of Planet Technopolis in R1, I had always imagined that Pink, Black, and Red were the first to witness Aqua's wrath, first happening when she was little. Seeing your sweet and well-mannered baby sister suddenly becoming a raging powerhouse for the first time would be quite the shocker I imagine.
how to give ur caretakers a heart attack (short story under the cut):
"This is a bomb." White pointed at the spherical object in his hands.
"Yes! Bomb!"
Pink and White crouched down in front of the tiny little bomber, who appeared clueless at best and downright unwilling to learn at worst.
Aqua just stared at them, eyes unchanging.
"It comes out of your hand."
White lets his bomb roll out of his hand. Aqua's eyes track it before they dart back to the space between Pink and White.
"Here, Aqua!" White waves his hand in front of her. "Watch this!"
In an instant, a bomb is produced. Instead of lighting it, White shows it to a clueless looking Aqua.
She doesn't budge.
"White...I don't think lil' Dewdrop is getting it."
He sighs. And then--
"It doesn't matter if you were 'training' or not, you BLEW UP MY GARDEN!!"
"Jeesh, Black! Calm down! It wasn't that important to begin with, there's flowers everywhere!!"
"Are you kidding me?! These were the only flowers that could match my sheer and utter beauty! The flowers that I created! Those little rosebuds contained a fraction of my--"
"Oh, jeez." White put a hand to his head in dissapointment.
Aqua stared with unreasonable focus at the commotion happening outside of the room.
"Guh..."
"Quiet down, flowerboy. I'll get you new ones."
"You don't UNDERSTAND!! It takes forever to grow your own flowers, in your own garden..."
Pink bolts upright upon the sound of a distant explosion.
Aqua looks noticeably uncomfortable, as if she's about to cry. It's quiet, but White hears her fuss a little.
"Aqua, we can stop for now," White hurried. "Your big siblings are having a bit of a scuffle so-"
But, before she can get through the door to stop those two, the door quite literally gets blown off it's hinges.
"IF YOU WERE GRACED WITH EVEN A FRACTION OF MY PERFECTION YOU'D UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THOSE FLOWERS--"
Black feels a heavy object hit his head, and he falls to the ground.
"Huh?!"
Everyone stops dead in their tracks as Aqua is standing there, bomb in hand, and death in her eyes as she stared down the bickering duo.
"Oh, Aqua!!!" White immediately hugs the little bomber. "I'm so proud of you!!"
But, without saying a word, she wrangles herself free from White's grasp.
The bomb is lit.
"Aqua..." White says in confusion.
Immediately, Black and Red's quarrel is quelled as they realize that they've awakened the anger of a thousand gods, and are about to know a hell that no living being in any universe should be allowed to know, and they take off running down the hallway as their tiny little sister sprints after them with a live explosive in her hands.
"AQUA!!!"
And Pink and White trailed behind her.
5 notes
·
View notes
gender 4 when u feel like a compressed jpeg file
a little rascal
a little goofball
a demonic litlle pixel
^ pix in the void
decomprexcal
for when your gender is related to feeling like a compressed jpeg file, like a little rascal, a little goofball, and a demonic little pixel
could also be related to malware designed to be mildly annoying, but not genuinely harmful, as a cheeky prank
27 notes
·
View notes