#PLEASE PELASE PLEASE PLEASE

[vraiment-amoureux]

i need the kind of guy who cums from eating me out that would fix me i think

#t4t nsft #ftm nsft #queer nsft #ftm switch #PLEASE PELASE PLEASE PLEASE #WHERE ARE YOU

[slythereen]

xavi actually conveying the gap is currently 5.7 and that george is close to a 5 second penalty... oh he's cooking?

#please pelase please please #it may be only p4 but i want it #charles leclerc #f1 #qatar gp 2023 #*delphi

[idyllcy]

winter heatwave - zayne x reader

"It's so hot..." You grumble, sprawled out on Zayne's couch in his office as you grumble. "Global warming my beloathed..."

Zayne swipes his hand in the air, chilly air brushing your skin as he continues at his documents.

"That's not enough, doctor." You sigh. "Can I hug a snowman?"

"The AC is on. You can only blame your body for being naturally warm."

"Well it's usually bearable because I'm cuddled with you when it's hot." You groan. "I can't believe it's supposed to be winter and it's hotter than you outside."

"That comparison doesn't work. I'm naturally cold."

"Which is why we work together so well, duh." You sit up, yawning slightly. "Can I sit on your lap?"

"That's unprofessional."

"Didn't say no." You settle yourself in his lap, lashes fluttering shut as you snuggle into the ice of his skin. Much better.

(You miss the way Zayne's face flushes pink down his neck and to his ears as you do)

#TUESDAY HASN'T ENDED YET I CAN STILL WRITE A BLURB <- me at 11am hungry as fuck #bro I could eat a horse #☾.blurbs #zayne x reader #love and deepspace x reader #love and deepspace #reader insert #it's soo fucking hot rn it's supposed to be winter bro #guys guys pelase i wanna write zayne for my event please

[megahertzmaroon]

Snow Angels // 9-2

Silly EXTREMELY abridged fanart for the killer fucking fic THE END OF ALL KNOWN LAND. Please be warned it is explicit and to please only read if you’re 18+ otherwise go wild it’s gorgeous and beautiful and-

#gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #gabv1el #OK. THING FIXED. DOOR STUCK #please go read the original fic if you’re over 18 pelase pelase pelapelwpalepe #megahertzart #also hello author of you see this i didn’t know if you’d be fine with fanart and i tried looking up your user and nothing was coming up 😔 #so pls reach out !!

[tf2weirdos]

these two matching friends i met in casual badwater that i keep thinking about

#tf2weirdos #spy #fav #ppl who are saying cosmo and wanda thank you. lots of love #sorry this said dustbowl i realized it was wrong days ago btu got sleepy and forgot to fix it. #guys pelase stop rbing the version where i called it dustbowl i have 1400 hours i swear i know the differents please oh god #GUYS!!!!

[murderofravens]

being yuuji's gf and he's very close with his mentor nanami so sometimes he'd bring him over and secretly make him watch as he fucks you... and nanami getting off to the sight of his students fucking each other.. maybe sometimes he joins, you wouldn't know until he's there shoving his cock down your throat while yuuji fucks you even harder, and if you try to resist nanami slaps you and yuuji slaps your ass and tells you to be a good girl for his mentor and do what he wants because nanami has always been *soo* good towards yuuji.. yuuji letting his teacher fuck his girlfriend like a gloryhole and getting off to it.. nanami telling yuuji he's proud of what a good slut he's trained you to be... nanami giving yuuji tips because of course he's older has more experience and yuuji enthusiastically follows.. getting praised and degraded by both men while they use you.. nanami grabbing your hair into a makeshift ponytail and fucking your face onto yuuji's cock while pounding you from behind.. getting used by yuuji and nanami sensei 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

#guys i cant breathe.. #i cant stop thiniing about this.. #im sick i need this saur bad.. #please someone pelase icsnt breathe #yuji itadori x reader #yuuji itadori x reader #nanami kento x reader #itadori x reader #nanami x reader #yuji x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk x reader #my yuuji <3 #my minmin <3

[skitkattl]

you love it when it's about you, don't you?

+ up close standalone portraits

#who's lila #who's lila? #whos lila #william clarke #detective yu #fanart #i drew something that isnt pokemon fanart are u guys proud of me (please say yes) #i've been reobsessing over this game for the past like month lord help me #also i've been reattempting realism lately and this was kind of an excuse to practice that idk.. does it fuck #IF U KNOW ABOUT THIS GAME PLS TALK TO ME. PELASE PELPALSAPLEPEL #skitty sketches

[popcrackalackin]

evil yaoi panel edits

guys wheres the part in hsbc when dirk and john have an ULTIMATE bloody anime battle whilst also PASSIONATELY and HATEFULLY making out mid fight and then after they lick the blood off each other!!!!

#tw: blood n violence #dirkjohn #johndirk #ult dirkjohn #dirk x john #john egbert #dirk strider #homestuck #ult dirk #this should totally happen #also haha get it tv girl in the first image omg!! #i might actually do a few more panel edits of these specific alt calli and jade panels #please. homestuck 2 beyond canon pelase. if you hear me pelase make this happen!!! #funfact: i actually made these SPECIFICALLY for a silly little tiktok edit i might make later #the struggle is real!!!!!!!!!!!!

[m0thxy]

frank and his fortune cookies, mikey and his bread, ray and his bluey cake, what’s next? my chemical romance and their mcr5?

#please please please hahaha #ha . haha. #ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE PELASE #mcr #my chemical romance #mcr5

[isagnesalive]

TMagP 7

Is Agnes Montague alive?

Status: Unconfirmed

#HILLTOP ROAD MENTION #PLEASE PELASE PLEASE #AGNES FIELDING-MONTAGUE COME HOME #PLEAAAAAAASE #agnes montague #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #tma #tmagp #magnus archives #magnus protocol

[tubbytarchia]

In my head I'm constantly rotating around the idea of Ranchers and Pearl... This is largely unfounded but I just. can't help it... I just think they'd make such a cute trio and it's what all of them deserve in DL especially. Further thoughts below but please also have this from Pearl's POV

I have never been able to stop thinking about how Pearl was the first person to genuinely help the ranchers when they requested it, and the way she only asks for food in exchange because she's hungry, gets some steak thrown at her and she immediately gobbles it up. Then Pearl watching them try their best to get goat horns, doesn't even judge them for their complete incompetence (does snicker to herself a little but that's just cute), offers to try it herself, gets it immediately followed by Jimmy's unbridled joy and Tango's unbridled praise

Then Jimmy went and broke my heart by shooing Pearl away in session 3 like everyone else </3, but then pearl comes back later offering him a horse and this time she only asks for friendship in exchange <3. But then she HAD conversed with Scott before and Scott basically just said "I've emotionally reduced Jimmy into nothing before and you can too". In the end Jimmy gives her the horn that she got for him in the first place </3 Then Pearl and Martyn steal the horse back but Pearl pretty quickly feels remorseful and returns to Jimmy to once again ask for friendship in exchange for the horse. Jimmy refuses but Pearl gives him the horse anyway and RAHH Jimmy being genuinely surprised like, baby... he just doesn't expect much at all from anyone at this point does he lol. And Pearl all "No, that's not me, I felt too bad" and Jimmy still asking for reassurance "You sure? Are you sure?". Then they kind of established a friendship before parting ways when Pearl admitted she no longer had Jimmy's horn (had given it to Martyn already)

So obviously that didn't amount to much, they didn't interact a lot before Tango and Jimmy died but COME ON THEY'D BE SO CUTE... The ranchers who are most everyone's laughing stock and Pearl who has been largely ostracized for not even doing anything wrong, and completely alone. Except she does have Tilly, she loves her dogs and she also ushers a donkey into her tower all "here you go my little lovely", ALSO housing Oreo, the very horse that'd been traded back and forth and that the ranchers had so desperately wanted. Oreo WAS left there by Scar because he had to make a swift escape from the top but... you know. Anyway point is I think her and the ranchers have a little bit in common in that, I could totally imagine Pearl enjoying taking care of the animals. Also don't forget how she was struggling for food in the beginning just like the ranchers. But they managed to make do because they had each other, unlike Pearl. So the ranchers could give her supportive company!! Can you imagine how delightful they'd be towards her... The same way Jimmy would usher Tango into the ranch as he fled from mobs, scared and starving

That's about it but PLEASE. SURELY I'm not the only one who can see this. Ranchers housing Pearl would be the absolute cutest, they don't judge each other etc... Imagine an AU in which she does score a proper allyship with them, finally finding happiness in some human company only for them to die first and Pearl being left all alone again with all the other Lifers who considered her crazy

#GUYS CAN YOU SEE MY VISION PELASE CAN YOU SEE IT #rancher duo #team ranchers #I trust you guys to see my vision. please I'm on my knees #also I havent properly watched Pearl's POV all the way through so there's probably refining to be done to my pearl/ranchers thoughts but #rancher/pearl thoughts

[vinegar-rights]

Digitized one ^_^ ahhh they should kill each otehrbmore

#frenrey #blood #toxic yaoi #i ned mroe unhinged frenrey pelase please please

[swagveryswagamazinf]

misclickduo n slimeriana stuff I forgor to upload^_^

#qsmp #qsmp fanart #doodle #slimecicle #elmariana #qsmp slimecicle #qsmp el mariana #el mariana #fanart #my art #help girl I started making doodles w this artstyle bc it was easier n faster but it's way too fun I don't want to stop drawing like this #also pelase I need lethal company stream w mari n slime please I'm beggign please #missing tjem...so much ...

[chessb0r3d]

Not normal about the themes of fighting the last boss/overcoming the fear of everything that is bad in order to get your happy ending because love has to be fought for.

#chrambles #please rgere are so many im already crying please please pelase #homestuck #myhouse.wad #the truman show #minecraft #undertale #eeaao #there are so many i cant add them hshshajjd #i could tell you every single movie i watched with these themes there are so fucking many i cant anymore #and that one minecraft ending line FUCK #and the universes said i love you because you are love #do you think id be normla about that?? HUH #love has to be fought for #learning how to fight like you #sky children of the light #sky cotl #love

[dtkqer]

if george got pregnant it would solve everything

omegaverse. omegaverse if you can hear us please. please save us omegaverse please

#PELASE #DNFBABY PLEASE SAVE US

[gojo-mochi]

ME NEXT PLEASEEEEEE

#jujutsu nanami #jujutsu Kaisen #WHY DO THE VILLIAN GET TO HAVE ALL THE FUCKING FUN COME ON MAN #PLEASE PLEASE PELASE ONE CHANCE