#POOR ARTY

[serdaig1e]

Artemis Fowl is an Elf (KotLC)

Allow me to ~explain~.

You know how Sophie was a genius in the human world before she was brought to the Lost Cities, right?

*jazz hands at Artemis*

Plus, he has blue eyes.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I will take those two pieces of evidence and construct a mental scenario in which Artemis discovers that he is, in fact, an elf, and not a genius.

#poor arty #actually imagine if he still managed to be a genius elf #XD the poor elves #the COUNCIL #Omg he would TERRORIZE the Council #His ability would be Technopath #KotLC #kotlc headcanons #Artemis Fowl #Fowldom #Artemis fowl headcannons

[arkeresia]

define a way to stay alive 🐉

#i care for him.....deeply #my poor POOR LAD #kiryu #my arty crap #arkeresia #yakuza #kazuma kiryu #like a dragon #like a dragon gaiden

[l3irdl3rain]

Brotherly love

#poor Artie #Duncan #Arthur #my post

[nottanickname]

Artagan was probably sipping a mai tai on a beach and now he has to deal with this shit

#critical role #cr spoilers #critical role spoilers #critical role liveblog #poor artie #jester is like now this is our problem :)

[voidvoidvoidvoidvo]

please do death notice (spear x arti) i beg you theres barely any content for us /silly /lh

come get yalls food!

i dont have a spearmaster design so i had to improvise with the patterns lmao

also i dunno if thats really clear but spear is makin a heart with their needles! cheesy slugs

#rain world #rainworld #slugcat #rw boomstick #im leeting arti be happy for once #i need them to have some cheesy romance moments they deserve it #let your guard down for a moment you poor beast

[corvidonia]

"whenever theres a trio in a show and people ship two od them together its so funny to me. what about the last guy"

#poor thanatos #zagnos #hypzag #hades game #hypnos hades #hades hypnos #thanatos hades #hades thanatos #zagreus hades #hades zagreus #arties art

[grelleswife]

ARTIE GETTING ALL DADBASTIAN BUT MORE LIKE BROTHERLY (BASTIAN??) AND WANTING TO SAVE THEO 😭 </333

Whether he’s your future meal turned bratty son or your foster brother turned co-conspirator, worry for your charge’s safety is a vital part of the butler aesthetic. 🥺

#kuro spoilers #kuroshitsuji spoilers #kuroshitsuji 204 #kuroshitsuji #artie #theodore #theo #sebastian michaelis #o!ciel #the f.o.l. kids #dadbastian #mombastian #my heart goes out to these poor little guys

[whataduck]

Artificer. With her pups and... alone

Notes under cut!

most slugcats have a layer of slime coating their bodies, but with arti's explodeyness it struggles to keep up. she tries to be more careful though

this also means that it's harder for her to stick to and slide off of surfaces but she still manages

the bald patches come from her own explosions that've come through her tail and worn down the fur

when her slugpups were killed she stopped really taking care of herself and used the explosions pretty recklessly to kill scavs

it's hard to care for yourself when your heart has been split in two and killed and when your hatred burns so bright

hence the more spiky fur and more bald patches

in a potential artihunter situation, hunter is her daily reminder for self care

#rain world #rw downpour #rain world downpour #abyssdoodl #rw artificer #man poor arti #artificer pups

[icarus-star]

nsfw

i wnna edge danny so bad. have one cockring around the base of his cock and another one around his balls. n then i'd fuck him sooo hard in the ass that he's absolutely crying and begging to cum. :(

#my poor boy #i just wnna destroy him n his tight lil butt #danny cooper #intruders 2015 #dan cooper smut #intruders movie #i ❤ rory culkin #rory culkin #rory culkin x reader #rory culkin smut #☆arties diary

[medi-bee]

hear me out hear me out:

pebbles and moon wearing artificer and rivulet onesies

this was such an adorable ask, thank you K-ii-ko!

#my art #asks tag #five pebbles #looks to the moon #artificer #sorry for the wait!!! #I BURNT OUT ON PEBBLES SO POOR MOON GETS A SIGNIFICANTLY LESS DETAILED PIC #SO SORRY MOON I LOVE YOU #maybe i'll redraw hers one day! #also. as I've said before. Arti's family is happy and there is no (very little) sad #because canon can't control me #all the art of fluffy arti got to me. so she's fluffy now

[rizz-penguin]

*gives Dr worm a therapist because even the greatest need one*

:( <3

#Poor Doctor Worm #tmbg #they might be giants #tmbgareok #doctor worm #Doctor Worm is very good at the drums don't discourage him >:( #arty art arts #ori babbles

[gritsandbrits]

Ruth: he's luke he's luke you're luke...I'M LUKE?? Are there any other Lukes I should know about??!

Tsum Tsum:

#Funny a chunk of my ocxcanon ships consists of a kind somewhat dorky blond haired dude with badass powers & daddy issues #and a feisty brunette who may or may not have punched out some poor sod's teeth #btw only the actual Luke skywalker (and Rev!Adam who is in his 20s) are my f/os #imagine Mara Jade & Teela snickering in the background while Rhodie tries (&fails) to calm Odette down #I MEAN RUTH lol #oc x canon #luke skywalker #prince adam #lloyd garmadon #pure vanilla cookie #artie pendragon #shrek the third

[l3irdl3rain]

how are duncans friendships going ? you mentioned petunia was trying to make friends

Petunia and Duncan’s friendship has hit a dead end. I’m hoping they’ll pick it back up eventually but Petunia has been too busy trying to figure out where she and Artie stand. They’ve been playing chase almost every night and I can tell she enjoys it but then sometimes she smacks him and hisses because he does something “Wrong”

#this morning I was brushing my teeth and she was sitting outside of the bathroom watching me and when Artie walked up she got mad at him #smacked him and hissed and ran away #poor guy looked so confused #ask #petunia #Duncan #Arthur

[avisisisis]

I'm currently writing a fanfic about Wally's shitty ass life

#heavily inspired by yj and jlu #and some random stuff i know about the comics #and also some personal hcs #aaaaand also me projecting my issues into this poor little man #i'm gonna be talking about his mommy issues a lot #cuz mary fucking scares me #i love my mom sm i'm so grateful i got her instead of someone like mary #jesus #and there's gonna be wallinda bc i love them. and also birdflash but they're mostly platonic #dick's in love with wally and u can't convince me otherwise #wally returns those feelings but he's got no idea he does lmao #i might add a bit of spitfire. maybe arty as wally's ex and now friend. idk i'll think about it later #i am so never finishing this #dc #wally west #the flash #dc comics #wallinda #birdflash #spitfire #linda park #dick grayson #artemis crock #justice league unlimited #young justice cartoon #kid flash

[barksbog]

twitter furries really are all "leftists" until they don´t get their drawing on time and suddenly we´re back to the rancid vibes of christian and facist work ethics

#i know it´s annoying drama but i am banging my head against a wall #especially seeing fellow artists being all “hollier than thou” when they have never been in the situations a lot of poor and disabled artis #are.

[obsidiandoesartyey]

Artificer

#rain world #rw artificer #comic #rw scavenger #rw artificer pups #rw garbage wastes #rw grenade #rw pearls #rw scav toll #colors vary a little because I forgot to make a set palette #I don't know?? I just randomly decided to do this #No words yay #:D #rw leeches #rw past garbage wastes #That scav is gonna get it #poor arti #:(