#Please hit me with a truck

[little-bumblebeeee]

this is genuinely not a joke I'd die for them

#joseph quinn #joe keery #stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #joe quinn #jk #doe eyes #big brown eyes #my greatest weakness #this is not a joke #i'm 100% serious #They've made me so happy just residing in my little brain space #Please hit me with a truck

[eddievedders]

Love will leave you cold and lonely Love will lift you up to the sky Break your heart all so slowly And never give a reason why. (insp)

#Ted Lasso #tedlassoedit #tedlassosource #ted lasso spoilers #Jason Sudeikis #i had this song stuck in my head and then that tweet hit me like a truck #this man deserves so much love #and he deserves to share his love without fear #please let him #usernessa #tuserliliana #nessa007 #usergiu #uservalentina #userkk #userbadger #userbbelcher #trueloveistreacherous #scratchybeardsweetmouth #usersakshi #usersydney #userk8 #usershaysh #useryoshi #my stuff #mine: believe

[direbeastrex]

Fun fact for y'all- did you know that in the wild, the ancient ancestors of our modern Clowns were migratory? The original concept of a travelling circus was a very early attempt to exercise (or more correctly, manage) this strong instinct in their clown troupes.

But i've seen some handlers wonder about this before. Most wild clown species that are particularly social or form troupes will find a territory to settle in, perform their courtship rites, and generally stay in that range until they whelp their clownlings in the spring.

As autumn approaches, you may find your clown doesn't quite have the same need for extensive zoomies and may grow a little more docile and affectionate with you and any other clowns in your troupe. Naturally they still need plenty of exercise- its no excuse for slacking on walkies and acrobatics!- and of course any unusual lethargy and lack of interest in things is always worth a trip to the vet's. But try not to panic too much if your troupe are less sprightly in the run up to the equinox.

#clown husbandry #clownblr #clown care #unreality #tw unreality #cw unreality #its been so long since my last clown post but this thought just hit me like a truck #please ask me about coulrology

[sentient-egg]

she is not happy about this

ref image:

#the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #gideon nav #i still don't know how to draw either of them #i cannot say how long i spent staring at the gtn and htn covers o(-( #also one of the most low effort hands i have ever done please don't look at them for too long #i had a horrible realization while coloring harrow that i made her lowkey look like casca oh god oh fuck #nothing wrong with casca btw it just felt like i had ice water poured on me then was hit by a truck idk #my art #upside inside out she's living la vida loca

[aflockofravens]

THEY WERE SO CLOSE TO A KISS! SO CLOSE!

AHHHHHH

#give me JinMao please #i need it #also #when she almost fell off the wall? i screamed #of course he caught her #he'll ALWAYS catch her #jumping off the wall with her in his arms? incredibly hot #and then confessing to her that this wasn't the first time he'd carried her like that? brilliant #i thought she was gonna say something nice to him but of course it was about the ox bezoar #his headbutt was pretty funny #i like how she is totally oblivious to how much she likes immature Jinshi #it's gonna hit her like a Mack truck one day and i for one cannot wait #jinshi #maomao #jinmao #the apothecary diaries #apothecary diaries #kusuriya no hitorigoto #knh #spoiler

[olive-riggzey]

Look, I’m just saying that I think Crick Wellsley and Rondo Ravus would get along really well.

This one’s been sitting in my drafts for a while oops but I finally drew those first two “panels”

#Just a heads up if you Google literally any of these characters you will be bombarded with spoilers so stay safe out there please #I always forget how tall Rondo is and then I draw him and it hits me like a truck #He's like a whole head taller than Sazantos according to the official art so I actually drew him kind of short on accident #ZootaDoodles #Octopath #Octopath 2 #Octopath II #Octopath Traveler #Octopath Traveler 2 #Octopath Traveler II #Octopath CotC #Octopath Traveler CotC #Crick Wellsley #Rondo Ravus #Temenos Mistral #Sazantos #Sazantos the Flameguard #I feel like Temenos would be the only person that could make Sazantos feel uneasy because that man is way too composed for his own good #I'm still getting used to drawing most of these characters but I'll be comfortable doodling them eventually the way I am with Rondo

[joelsmallishbeansenthusiast]

Scar: why is mumbo and joel both telling me to be careful with my camel?

Joel: weird, isn't it

Scar: it is weird

Joel: it's like seeing two black cats

*awkward silence*

Mumbo: depends on how many black cats you own I suppose

*grian and joel laughing*

Scar: could you undress please?

Grian: WHAT???

#THE CAN YOU UNDRESS PLEASE HIT ME LIKE A TRUCK #im going insane theyre so funny #secret life #secret life smp #smallishbeans #goodtimeswithscar #mumbo jumbo #grian

[schniggles]

want u to know half hte reason i read dunmeshi was your labru posting and now that i have. i am putting a hand on your shoulder. I Get It.

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#[hand on your shoulder also] oh my god that makes me so happy #what got ME to finally read dunmeshi after having been recommended by friends was a post about Kabru that #upon having read the manga #wasn’t even totally accurate #but the point is that i came in squared up to love him #and then i got hit by the Labru truck. me texting my friends like IS THIS FOR REAL? HOLD ON #and the analyses around here are so GOOD!!! #so pleased. so honored. happy to have you at the table with me. stellar #hirokiyuu #Schnikeys answers #Labru #(by extension)

[biggestsimponhere]

He’s so babygirl 🫶🏻

#pedro pascal #the last of us #joel miller #din darjin #agent whiskey #javier peña #i want pedro pascal so bad oml #i need him #so babygirl #i want him #i want him so bad omg i need him actually it’s not even funny anymore i love pedro pascal i need him oml omg #marry me #literally step on me #run me over please #hit me with a truck #i’m on my knees begging

[saneriddlefan67]

She's so gorgeous and angelic (has committed multiple crimes)

#HII SORRY FOR NOT POSTING FOR ALMLST TWO WEEKS... #take this fem jade please #art block hit me like a truck #she's using mori kei inspired clothes in the draeing in the corner #bcs i fully believe jade is a mori kei girlie #jade leech #jade twst #twst fanart #jerrydoodles

[catoinette]

late for spooky season BUT BETTER THAN NEVER!! have a draculaura

#monster high #monster high draculaura #monster high drawing #draculaura #draculaura monster high #draculaura mh #monster high fanart #draculaura fanart #cats art tag #midterms hit me like a truck but the end is in sight #please let this month pass quickly

[lvdi18]

Hello hello

My back hurts but I am joining Gustholomule gay train

Spoooky

Just drew this lil comics, Matt is a rat

For context, Matt has a sleepover at Gus’ place and he got a bit hungry and decides to borrow a family pack of chips. :]

#the owl house #toh #gustholomule #mattholomule #agustus porter #toh fanart #toh gus #toh ships #ton comic #gus x matt #gus x matholumule #matt is an absolute rat for a witch and i hope he got hit by a truck. will kiss him tho. aggressively… #matt the owl house #please help me i am chronically obsessed #my back is killing me tho #no homo

[detective-prince-pkmn]

Apologies for the absence. I've- Found myself with another Pokemon, so I've been... Pretty occupied with her. I'm not even entirely sure why I felt the need to catch her...

[Photo of what appears to be a Banette, though rather than the usual plush, it's modelled after a Corviknight. She's sitting on a bed. Quite a few parts of her are noticeably sewn and patched, and there are a fair share of visible stains, too.]

#pkmn irl #(sorry for the unexpected break! burnout suddenly hit me like a truck) #(think i'm good now though! also planning to put him through sun/moon's story soon so look forward to that :3) #(also please know i am giggling and kicking my feet over this one) #('i don't know why i felt the need to catch her' he says like a liar.)

[motherhenna]

wanted to share an almost full-body pic for the first time in probably almost a decade because for once I'm actually proud of how I'm progressing and think that the changes I'm making will end up being permanent bc I'm genuinely enjoying them. Plus, the few selfies I have shared over the last five years have been very photoshopped and at flattering angles, so I feel like most of y'all don't know what I actually look like. So this is me in my children's theater teacher fit last monday!

I'm 17 lbs down from my highest ever weight, but my trainer thinks I'm probably up at least ten to fifteen lbs in muscle. I'm cooking my own food, eating more reasonable portions, and going to the gym at least five times a week because I want to, not because I feel shame or guilt. And now that I'm working as hard as I am, I'm a lot less triggered by looking at new pictures of myself because I know I'm doing my best. I'm still obese, and probably will be for awhile more, but I'm starting to appreciate what I look like and feel like. And hopefully it'll just get better from here!

#weight loss cw #sorry if this sounds super corny lmao #I probably sound so neurotypical rn but I swear I'm being totally honest #I'm obviously not turning this into a weight loss blog or anything but expect a lot more documentation of my journey going forward! #and if you don't like seeing this stuff I recommend blocking my 'personal' tag because I'm going to be talking about this a lot #I've struggled with my weight since premature puberty hit me like a truck in 4th grade so this is a big deal for me #I just wish my pediatrician hadn't treated me like shit for it because maybe if she'd approached me with compassion #I wouldn't have spun off the rails as much as I did #but either way I'm a grown ass adult and I did this to myself #so I'm the only one who can get me out of it #if you're also fat or fatter than I am please dont take it personally #but for me fatness is a physical manifestation of my long term neglect for my health and struggle w mental illness #and I want to get better #personal

[tsuchinokoroyale]

Enemy fellatio’d

#don’t ask me how I was playing for the other 2/3s of his health bar this clip is definitely indicative of the whole attempt okay #I’m very much Not Good at Elden ring but this was soooooo satisfying I actually quite like the bell bearing hunter’s moveset #I just wish he didn’t hit like a goddamn TRUCK like that sword throw does WAY too much damage for how fast it comes out and combos #I understand the desire to punish panic dodges but please ease up a little I was so clenched this whole time 😭😭😭 #I keep telling boys to come fuck me whenever I play cuz I’ll punch their dicks off but apparently that’s not very appealing 🙄 #tsuchi plays games

[luimagines]

I usually do this to Enno, but I’m coming after you today, Pinky. It’s a songfic (“Volví a Nacer” by Carlos Vives). Im too lazy to type out the entire song, so.. go ahead and listen to it where I typed the first line if you want. Enjoy :)

Warning: long ask

The chain was walking through Four’s hyrule when they fell through something that almost looked like a portal, but clearly wasn’t. It was actually a large minish gate that managed to shrink the entire traveling party, including you. The initial reaction of some of the group was to assume it was an attack of some kind, but the Smithy explained what happened. You listen as he rambles excitedly about the minish and how they’ve helped him on his adventures.

He trails off when he sees the decorations set up around the minish town, “Oh… oh no. Of all the days to be brought here, why now?”

“What’s wrong, Smithy?” The rancher asks.

Four is just about to reply when some of the minish, chittering with glee, start placing flower crowns on everyone’s heads.

“No.” He tells the gathering of minish firmly, “we’re not participating. Find someone else, please.”

The minish turn to each other and shrug. They don’t seem to much care. In the next moment, they’ve taken the rancher and run off with him.

Four sighs, “this is the ‘Festival of Candor.’ It’s a yearly event to help keep the magic that preserves them working. They sometimes will drag random people they sense are guarding a deep secret and force them to… sing about it.”

Warriors eyes him incredulously, “are you serious?”

“As the grave,” Four replies.

You feel a pit drop in your stomach. What if they make you sing about the growing crush you have on Twilight? Oh, who are you kidding? It’s well beyond the point of a crush now. What if they make you admit to being in love with him?! Through song?! Yeah… no thanks.

Twilight reappears suddenly. He’s on a stage holding a microphone of sorts and looking down at the crowd like he really doesn’t want to be there. Suddenly, one of the minish (who’s now speaking a language people other than Four can understand?) points at you and orders Twilight to sing about you. It comes with a cautionary warning, “sing only the truth, or else the entire town will be destroyed.”

——————

A quick glance at Four confirms for Twilight that it could actually happen. He swallows nervously. It seems he has no choice — he’ll have to sing. His brain starts to rush to come up with a way out of this dilemma. How can he do this without directly telling you how he feels?

As usual, he comes up with a solution quickly. He’s bilingual! Hyrule isn’t the only country that Ordon borders, so he speaks a second language that he’s never heard anyone else from the group speaking. Since you seem to also be from a hyrule, he’s pretty sure this will work. He picks a song — one that he frequently thinks of when he thinks of you — and begins to sing.

——————

“Puedo no roncar por las mañanas. Puedo trabajar de sol a sol.”

You blink in confusion. Is he… singing in Spanish? And you know this song. You definitely know this song. But… what?

Surely it couldn’t mean…

But as you watch him sing, he’s clearly singing to you. And he’s getting really into it. Like he means every word. But you don’t think he knows you speak Spanish, since he’s never given you any indication of romantic feelings before — not that you were observant enough to pick up on anyway.

——————

Twilight isn’t sure what possesses him to do this, but at some point during the song he gets down off the stage and comes over to you. He just wanted to be closer to you, he thinks. And the look of confusion on your face is funny. But as the final notes of the song fade away, he finds himself standing in your personal space as he looks down at you.

You quirk an eyebrow and look up at him, suddenly speaking the language he’d been convinced no one else present but him knew a moment ago, “¿Me amas? ¿En serio?”

He breaks. He’s a blushing, stuttering mess. All his bravado and confidence — that had had him dancing around the square and flirting hard enough to make you almost lose your composure and swoon — is suddenly gone. He is a Link, after all, you suppose.

“Rancher?” You gently call his name.

“I- yeah. ‘Spose there’s no point in hidin’ it now that I just spent the last couple of minutes singing about it, huh? I didn’t know you spoke Spanish.”

He pauses momentarily, “do uh.. do you feel the same? If not I’m perfectly happy to just keep being frie—“

He’s cut off by you getting up on your tiptoes to press a gentle kiss to his cheek.

“Yes.”

You swear his smile could light an entire room by itself with the way he lights up. He then lifts you up by your waist and spins you around before pulling you close to kiss you. Like something out of a movie.

- Glitter ✨

GLITTER

NO

AAAAHAHHHHHHHH

MY HEART

MY SOUL

MY LIFE

THIS WAS AN ATTEMPT ON MY LIFE

IF FOUR WAS EXPLAINING THE CONCEPT OF THE FESTIVAL WHY DID NOT HELP TWILIGHT AS HE WAS BEING KIDNAPPED?!

HELLO?!?!?! TEAM!?!?!? THEY JUST WATCHED!?!?!?

#pinky replies #anon stories #my second hand embarrassment hit me like a truck #but I know that if it was me #I wouldn't hesitate to sing along or dance to it #no matter how much I would have wanted to keep it secret DX #someone remind me to put this on the masterlist please