There are apparently people saying Argylle was terrible and did we watch the same movie?
This is the kind of cinema-experience people have been whining about missing for years? The 'they don't make movies like this anymore'???
Like it's got everything! The camp! The silly twists! The fun twists! The snappy fight choreography! The refreshingly sweet romance! All the fun spy movie callbacks and tropes! The dance scenes! The killing-people-to-fun-music! The cat in the backpack! Bryce Dallas Howard and Sam Rockwell taking turns doing the whirly bird! Dua Lipa in a glittery gold dress―
Oh, yeah Henry Cavill in an iconically terrible haircut too and the implication that his character is in love with John Cena's.
ffs if you are in need of a good time just go watch it and come back and discuss Elly/Aidan with me
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'argylle' was designed to check all my personal boxes with sam rockwell being silly and sexy malewife to a realistically built female superspy, who is very capable but also writes cringe gay fan fiction about henry cavill and john cena. there's also a cat.
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I think we should let mathew vaughn make the prequel to argylle he wants to do and it should be almost exclusively done with henry cavill and john cena and it should be just as campy and romantic tropey as rachel/aiden was. they should write out the entire rachel/aiden backstory but only use two men to tell it. yes, they will be required to also kiss sloppy and be in a sexual situationship as per rachel/aiden established canon. it’s only fair. no pussying out this time. henry cavill should also be forced to get nonbinary with it and they should put him in a dress any time rachel would’ve worn one and he should reference his youth as “when i was a little girl”
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When the guy you didn't want to sit with on the train (because he was the biggest weirdo around)...
Is the man who is the only one who starts dancing on an empty dance floor (and takes you with him)…
Is the man who would rather die than hurt you...
This is... everything.
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The One with the Tony Stark and Justin Hammer Reunion
Robert Downey Jr. and Sam Rockwell (Iron Man 2, 2010 | Oscars, 2024)
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if Elly and Aiden make out at the end does that mean Argylle and Wyatt also do the same in the books???
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HENRY CAVILL wearing a Vietnamese conical hat
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