#Senils

[sortanonymous]

#kids online safety bill #kids online safety act #kosa #stop kosa #bad internet bills #censorship #didn't expect to post about this twice but i absolutely need at least someone to see these points #transphobes #edit: well this took off #somehow forgot a big point from my last more grimly jokey post on this #it's clear as day that the companies supporting are all for it to put the 1000th nail in the coffin for everyone's privacy #it's not about saving the children #and of course the senile freaks in congress aren't budging if it means further screwing over vulnerable minorities in and out of america #shameful. absolutely shameful.

[katsukikitten]

A rambling that adds more detail to this post about hockey players Izuku and Katsuki.

It doesn't help that you're the coach's pretty little daughter of one of the best hockey teams. At every home game and nearly every away game, you're there behind the plexiglass, insisting you buy your own tickets even when your dad can get you in for free. But occasionally you'll take his offer of a free game although it usually comes with the stipulation of being shoved into one of the manager's polo's, given a clipboard, and since this happened to be an away game you'd be forced to sit on the rowdy bus for the three hour drive.

But you really wanted to watch the championship and your paycheck came in too late when the rival match finals were FINALLY announced, it didn't help that the tickets were sold out in seconds!

So you'll stand by Daddy dearest trying to look important just behind the bench inside the cramped box the team will sit in while they wait to come on and off the ice. The team of course had to arrive early and since this was an away game, you had to look every bit the part of staff as everyone else. Which meant you too had to be in the locker room while the men stripped themselves with ease. Snarling and shoving playfully in the pre game excitement, arguing over who moved who's helmet and “where the fuck are we gonna eat after we win tonight?!”

Some of them speaking lewdly off their latest piece of ass and how Bakugou “had her barkin like a bitch in heat.” Before a chorus of laughs is shared sided from a hissed “Kacchan!” followed by a rough shove into metal lockers.

It isn't until they're all pulling on their jerseys on does your dad clear his throat. Giving the speech of the century but it half falls on deaf ears. Your cheeks burn as you feel every eye on you as if they only just now realized you'd been there the whole time but two men in partial catch your eye.

Izuku, beat red under his freckles, brows furrowed as if he's embarrassed he had such a dirty mouth in front of a lady. Embarrassed of the ‘locker room talk’ and how your tight pair of jeans has his cock twitching at the thought of you barking like a bitch in heat. His gloved hand comes to grip at the nape of his neck but it does little to quell the drunken gaze he gives you, his heated cheeks morphing into pure lust. Emerald eyes slipping around the room and when he sees Todoroki staring too intently at you his glare becomes deadly. Shouto looks away and then Izuku finds another poor soul to glare at, already possessive over something that wasn't even his.

The other being a toxic bromine, smiling wolfishly palming himself roughly as he keeps eye contact with you. Strong grip with his other hand on his hockey stick as he daydreams about you. He wants you in doggy first then missionary because you're so fuckin pretty and he's dying to know what you look like when you cum. Especially when you're creaming on his cock. He's dreamt about you before, he's fucked his fist to you before and he sure as hell has knocked some asshole’s teeth out over you before. It didn't matter if it was his own teammates or the opposing team with the exception that Izuku was allowed to make an occasional comment but no more than three before the childhood rivals would be at each other's throats.

Their gaze are always a little unnerving with their intensity, almost predatory and yet it never makes you feel uncomfortable. They'd proven before that they'd protect you when push came to shove, they did four seasons ago when you first moved to the city and before anyone on the team even knew the coach had kids, let alone a daughter. The bar was crowded, it was a rival team against some other team the city happened to give less of a shit about. The players were on an off day enjoying their few hours off the ice and of course the rough men chose a bar where they could watch a fucking hockey game and shoot shit.

You'd finally found a table with a decent view of one of the many TVs and the bar so you could easily get up and get yourself a drink. But your new male coworker offered to bully his way through the players for you, ending up at the end of the bar by a bulky curly haired man and loud ass ash blonde. Getting caught up in the game and taking your eyes off your coworker but only for a moment.

“Are you trying to spike her drink?” A thick scarred hand is over one of the glasses on the bar top, your coworker flushed red.

“Huh?”

“Ya fuckin dumb?” The ash blonde reaches over the curly haired man, yanking your coworker’s tie harshly, effectively smashing the man's face into the polished wood.

“He said were ya tryin to date rape that pretty woman over there?” The blonde cocks his head in your direction, a group of eight eyes turn to look over their shoulder and then back at your shitty coworker. Who stammers, tried to get himself out of the lie before the sweetest, deadliest voice comes from the freckled sunshine boy of the team.

“Smile.” But there's nothing but malice in his eyes as he snaps the photo, immediately texting it to every bar owner he knows. (Half the city!) Your coworker fled and they offered up a seat at the bar for you but you politely declined after that they periodically glanced back to see if you left yet and if you were still okay.

So it wasn't like the only thing they wanted was to get their dick wet right?

Bedsides what probably made you super hot to them was the fact that you were the coach’s daughter, aka off limits.

Sighing as you watch them skate around the rink gracefully despite their size, Izuku and Katsuki passing to one another before taking shots at Kirishima in his full gear as they all warm up. Soon the stadium will be packed with throngs of people pressing into the glass behind you. Most of them rival fans banging on the plexi in hopes to distract or rile up the team, not realizing you'd be distraction enough.

Because all night a pair of emerald and bromine eyes will be glued to you. One giving his killer smile and the other smirking as he delivers a deadly wink.

#literally just rambling like a senile woman at this point lmfao

[yeehawpim]

talking to @ribbittrobbit about raphaniel and that one mushroom post

#dimension 20 #the ravening war #raphaniel charlock #my art #d20 fanart #give the senile old man a gun

[mathelaw]

I see this scene being discussed a lot

And people always take Gandalf's comment to heart and think "Oh, poor Bilbo would've fainted if he knew!" and completely ignore the next bit

"He had no doubt that Bilbo knew quite well"

The reality is that he didn't care about its worth, he gave it to the local museum and let it sit there for years. But! He put it to use again when Frodo's life was at risk, and told him to keep it hidden... and to tell no one about it. Bilbo is not as naive as people think, just saying!

#i love him #i feel like people take away his wittiness for the sake of making him cutesy and naive? #that is a 130 yo man #(not senile at that point) #he's well read and well travelled #anyways #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #lotr

[creaman]

Take initiative. Ruin your own day.

#vclownverse #scarecrow #jonathan crane #riddler #edward nygma #mad hatter #jervis tetch #turned away to sob into my hand while drawing this #vinegarclown #creaman #digital illustration #don’t look at me kitten daddy’s gone senile #batman #character design

[sudaca-swag]

biden said its a good thing the baltimore bridge fell bc that will create more jobs IMPERIO EN DECADENCIA IMPERIO EN DECADENCIA

#esta absolutamente senil

[visionsynth]

u knwo that one tweet

#senile primo is so funny to me i fucking love that headcanon #primo emeritus #terzo emeritus #papa emeritus i #papa emeritus iii #the band ghost #ghost bc #my art

[linkedin-offficial]

of lovebirds and latence

#i love gay people #i usually dont do painterly stuff like this but i wanted to try #color theory is a bitch but whatever this came out ok #they should hold hands .. or something<3 #the amazing digital circus #tadc ragatha #tadc pomni #forgive me i dont know tags . #i am senile #pomni x ragatha #ragapom #buttonblossom

[canisalbus]

Trying to imagine if the Pope in Machette's universe is, like, a Pomeranian, and thus shrinks down to a fraction of his original size when wet. Like it rains and everyone is like 'oh, Your Holiness. Oh no'

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#I'm sorry I'm unearthing an ask from july I didn't get around to publishing this back then but it has haunted me ever since #yes #his holiness musn't get wet #I haven't really locked down the pope's design yet #initially I visioned him as an old greying bloodhound but then someone suggested spinone italiano for the bearded look #and I haven't been able to decide #big imposing good looking guy in his prime but now shrunken and hunched over and a little senile #mostly good natured but not really interested in running the church #but he liked Machete when he was just a priest and his assistant so he made him a cardinal and personally appointed him to a high position #so he's just constantly scurrying around and trying to keep everything rolling under the rule of a idgaf pope #answered #torn-by-dreams

[digitkame]

Albus Dumbledore.

He’s so beautiful｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡✨💕💕

#harry potter #Albus dumbledore #fluffy elegant shiney sparkling beautiful senile #sketch #Digitkame #ray of 🌞

[count-doodoo]

hey since we joke about biden and trump being political enemies both on death's door

have we ever considered

do you think the citizens of the gffa were at all concerned about the fact that the leader of the republic was an Old Decrepit Looking Man and the leader of the confederacy was an Even Older But Maybe Less Decrepit Looking Man? like do you think there were factions out there praying for them both to just die of old age. was there seppie propaganda showing palpatine unable to walk up a ramp while dooku could still do backflips. i need to know.

#star wars #dooku #sheev palpatine #ofc they're both actually force users blah blah blah #but palpatine was a secret force user #and dooku was known but also very clearly grey and possibly sounding senile with his bs #i'm trying to figure out how to work the dementia test incident into this #i don't think either palps or doo would themselves go on tv talking about their lack of dementia lol #but i'm sure reporters/politicians on either side /accused/ both of them of having dementia

[wickedsick]

It's great how overtly gay pearl and marina get to be

#agent 8's social circle consists exclusively of lesbians and senile old men #pearlina #splatoon #side order #side order spoilers

[scarapanna]

I'm a serious artist I will not be unserious, I'm a serious artist I will not be unserious, I'm a seri--

[Original colt classic undercut]

#I'm a very serious person I swea-(lie) #Wanted to mess around a bit bsbgsn #Love these senile old people #cookie run kingdom #beetle's art #sillystring content #pure vanilla cookie #white lily cookie #dark cacao cookie #hollyberry cookie #golden cheese cookie #really proud of that gc design ngl #silly bird lady

[teaboot]

Lmaoooo some lady just ran past the coffee shop screaming that she was "pissed the hell off" and in the dead silence that followed I said, rather mildly, "heck, me too, hon" and an old lady one table over yelled at me to "nut up or shut up" I love this fucking town

#I swear there's something in the water #I didn't say anything back #I'm still here #I'm gonna assume she's either done with the world's shit or mildly senile and I respect both #But damn #What a place #Visitors call it a shithole and I argue because it's MY shithole damnit

[kradeelav]

i've been wanting to draw sexy old man walter for a while because SOMEBODY broke my brain this summer

my face when i realized that's who could fill up the rest of what greater sin: pikachu.jpg

#me: i'm a genius #also me: no you're just thirsty as sin for fucked up senile old meow meows krad #hellsing #walter c dornez #walter fans about to eat real good with this too

[foxglves]

intermission panel being like "tkachuks a little sick and twisted he probably enjoys being hit" 🤨 save it for ao3 boys

#hockeyposting #panthers lb #????????? #next time just call him a masochistic fucking freak #now they're talking about leather and gag balls... someone make these senile old men stop talking right neow!!!!!!!