supernatural s11e13 love hurts (w. eric charmelo, nicole snyder)
STACY
Ew, I can taste her mom lipstick…you’re telling her tonight, right?
rude, stacy :P
SAM
Is that a hickey?
DEAN
And? It was Valentine’s Day. I can’t help it if I’m a hopeless romantic.
SAM
You got half of that right.
DEAN
Just doing my civic duty. Helping all the single ladies. You know the best thing about February 14th. You don’t have to be Mr. Right, just Mr. Right Now.
SAM
That’s classy.
DEAN
Yeah and what’d you do, judgy? Curl up in your Snuggie, watch '50 Shades' on cable?
cuz every girl crazy bout sharp dressed man men
*squints* what is that fake domain, danharper.search for the knockoff facebook page. and we got an untitled folder, not quite untitled 1 and 2 but i'll take it :p
always with the full kitchenette and vintage appliances. and bringing back the ridiculous little separators. tires!
DEAN
I need a beer, regroup, maybe get lucky.
SAM
Didn’t you just get lucky?
DEAN
That was in Kansas. What do you say? You with me? Ready to go scrape a few hearts off the bar room floor?
SAM
I think I’ll pass. I’m gonna go hit the lore, but you go be you.
DEAN
Suit yourself.
dean's feelin his oats again apparently! feels like he had some seasons there where far as we knew he wasn't ever getting laid
laughing at the wife shoving these witchy items down the garbage disposal. one way to get rid of things i guess? not so good for the plumbing though
hey they named a motel after me personally
DEAN
Hey. Any luck?
SAM
No. You?
DEAN
Nah. Hey what’s a…uh…dad bod?
please. (reminder that all bodies are good bodies)
MELISSA
All I had to do was chant it and seal it with a kiss.
oh i see. it was plot-relevant mom lipstick.
SAM
So the curse is transmittable?
DEAN
Like a magic STD. Okay that works. Kinda makes you nostalgic for good old fashioned herpes.
this is very fic-ish. LOL and of course dean kisses the lady to take the curse on. clearly he should hot potato it over to sam at some point but we know that's not gonna happen :p
baby lookin pretty in all those pink highlights
DEAN
I’d say that went pretty well. What do you think?
SAM
Wait. Are you serious? You think it’s a great idea to give yourself a fatal curse?
DEAN
Well, target's off her back ain’t it?
SAM
I’m just saying. You don’t have to do this. Be the guinea pig.
DEAN
What?
SAM
Be the martyr. Try to carry the weight by yourself. Do this.
DEAN
I’m gonna be fine, okay? And as long as I’m good, she’s good and that’s the important thing. Besides. It proved our theory didn’t it? That this whole kiss of death thing is transmittable. I mean, I’m not asking for the Nobel here, but thank you.
both reasonable to do and also his martyr tendencies are well documented :p but even if he died, wouldn't it just go back to her? moo point, as they say?
SAM
I guess. Here we go. Someone chants a curse, lays a wet one on you, then the victim is seduced and killed by the Qareen, but instead of taking the form of Barbara Eden, the present themselves as your deepest, darkest desire.
oh great. so we're gonna see amara then. very convenient of this witch to leave post-it notes with all the details on their monster including how to kill it
okay, that was adorable. so happy to win for once, didn't even care to claim the prize
AMARA
You’re a mystery. I can see inside your heart. Feel the love you feel. Except it’s cloaked in shame. When it comes to this, you can’t help yourself, so why fight it. Just give in.
i mean it's just funny because we did kind of do this already in 4x14 sex and violence with the siren.
from s4e14
SAM
Yeah. You see, sirens can read minds. They see what you want most and then they can kinda, like, cloak themselves. You know, like an illusion.
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MUNROE
Dean's all mine.
SAM
You poisoned him.
MUNROE
No. I gave him what he needed. And it wasn't some bitch in a G-string. It was you. A little brother that looked up to him, that he could trust. And now he loves me. He'd do anything for me. And I gotta tell you, Sam, that kind of devotion? I mean, watching someone kill for you? It's the best feeling in the world.
SAM
Is that why you're slutting all over town?
MUNROE
Ahh. I get bored, like we all do. And I wanna fall in love again. And again...and again.
have to do some mental gymnastics to not understand that as wincest, i think. still hard to wrap my head around that making it to the screen. anyway. dean wants to bang amara, let's get to it
DEAN
It was Amara.
SAM
That surprise you?
DEAN
That doesn’t surprise you?
SAM
Honestly?
DEAN
Honestly? You seriously think the sister of God is my deepest darkest desire?
SAM
She isn’t?
DEAN
No! She can’t be!
SAM
Why not?
DEAN
Why? Because if she is that means that I’m…
SAM
Means you’re what? Complicit? Weak? Evil?
DEAN
For starters, yeah.
SAM
Dean. Do you honestly think you ever had a choice in the matter? She’s the sister of God, and for some reason she picked you and that sucks, but if you think I’m gonna blame you or judge you…I’m not.
DEAN
You know that I want her ass dead.
SAM
Yes. Of course. And I know you’ve also probably beaten yourself up a hundred times over it, but where has that gotten us? Just how bad is it?
DEAN
Standing here right now, every bone in my body wants to run her through. Send her back to that hole she crawled out of. But when I’m near her, I don’t know. Something happens and I can’t explain it, but to call it desire or love…it’s not that. I’m screwed man. We wanna kill the darkness. We need to kill the darkness. And I don’t think I can. I’m sorry to do that to you, ya know, but when it comes right down to it…
SAM
I got it Dean.
i honestly can't remember the last time they had that open of a conversation. dare i say, that's practically out of character understanding from sam, when it comes to dean hiding something important like that. i fully expected the show to have him flip his lid over dean not telling him something relevant to their big monster hunt, not trusting him with being able to handle the truth. maybe i'm just jaded by how they've done overblown brother conflict for so many seasons. but anyway, i'm thankful for sam being so reasonable and understanding. i'm thankful for dean just telling him straight up what's going on and that he can recognize he can't just power through this problem. usually they only talk this way with other people, it's nice to have it directed at each other for once. still a little bit in shock, honestly.
i like how they focused on the money he left to cover the damages again after showing him slip it under initially. like hello fans yes they do try to cover the fact that they're constantly wrecking motel rooms. feel like these later seasons have a lot of little nods like that (like say, the rock paper scissors, a bitch/jerk moment in 11x04, etc)
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