#T O S okay!!

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

i talk about star trek tos all the time and my phone pretends like it has no memory of this, but i type "star trek mpreg" ONCE and

fuck u

#predictive text can kiss my ass #star trek #star trek tos #T O S okay!! #that's all i am trying to type!!! #jfc #diz says stuff

[keferon]

Pow you messed with the Wreckers. Or something haha

Listen I don’t have a type. BUT SOMEHOW every time I find and add a character to my favorites, he turns out to be a wrecker. My best theory - I have a built-in wrecker radar~

#like #seriously #oh this anime samurai is funny and cool #i wonder what is his backstor….ah #he was a Wrecker cool #hmm blue sassy speedster celebrity? #Wait…why is he playing Go with anime samurai?? are they suddenly roommates or…ah he is also Wrecker wow #didn’t expect that #well at least they are both really fast agile and stuff #makes sense #okay let’s see #ooh funny autistic scientist microscope #I wonder what was he doing before mtmte. He must be…. a h #u n d e r s t o o d #ahahahahha #transformers #maccadam #mtmte #blurr #perceptor #drift #funny story. Drift Blurr and Perceptor…like…didn’t interact with each other during mtmte…..at all. #so when I went reading about wreckers after reading mtmte #it was really big surprise aahahahah #Drift and Blurr playing Go while Percy chilling in a giant fucking jar in a next room #me: what kind of crossover is this??? #also #I love mtmte with all my heart but oh my god it didn’t show me Drift-Percy duo at all #they had such an epic friendship #tapa if you are reading this - it’s happening in All Hail Megatron hehe

[icestorming]

Just a demon.

#crowley #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #kinda #i have to preotect this one because he is a motherfucking simp and it is KILLING HIM #the good thing would be him saying “fuck you aziraphale” and find someone new cause i am fucking done #okay aziraphale is not making him sad on purpose but crowley is suffering like crazy because of that angel S T O P THIS #my art

[fujii-draws]

OKAY! Chatot rant in tags below! Read at your own discretion.

#okay starting from the beginning of where ppl usually dislike him. apple woods chapter. #he doesn’t give hero/partner the CHANCE to explain themselves despite them being relatively good recruits up until that point. #and that legit might be my only gripe with that chapter bc!!! stories need conflict! I LIKE the conflict in apple woods!!! #hero and partner being punished so something they didn’t do! #the misunderstanding! how team skull (Skuntank) actually outplays the main duo with a clever yet rotten trick. I LOVE that it segways into- #one of the more sweeter scenes of guild members looking out for eachother. I LIKE APPLE WOODS CONFLICT. #but chatot just. not giving them a chance. is so dumb. #I’d personally fix this by having a lil montage of hero/partner fucking up on jobs. A LOT. and chatot giving them a pass every time. #and let the perfect apple incident BE the one where he puts his foot down and doesn’t listen to them. bc he’d given them loads of chances. #and doesn’t want to hear any excuse. #but yeah. I legit dont mind him during that chapter except for that really stupid and frustrating moment. #NOW. CHAPTER 17. #UGGGGHHH WHERE DO I BEGIN #Him not believing hero and Partner about Grovyle and the future being in ruin? FINE. ACTUALLY GOOD. BC CHATOT WOULD BE SKEPTIC. #IT FITS HIS CHARACTER!! #BUT WHAT DOES SUCK. IS HIM GOING ‘Dusknoir isn’t the bad guy. he didn’t do anything wrong’ #WHEN HE LITERALLY KIDNAPPED HERO AND PARTNER RIGHT I N F R O N T OF HIM. #(​NO LITERALLY. HIS CHARACTER IS IN THE FRONT ROW WHEN IT HAPPENED.) #and him. having the GALL to tell hero and partner they must’ve been ‘seeing things’ and downplaying the HELL they went through. #despite them being missing for hours/days. his own guild recruits. and his angry sprite showing up. #like. I think that’s when I genuinely despised him. #that and him going ‘OH I BELIEVED YOU THE WHOLE TIME HEEHOO :)’ shit was so fucking annoying. #just playing it off as a joke the second the guild started to believe hero and partner. #IMAGINE IF HE W A S ACTUALLY TESTING THE GUILD’S TRUST. SHOWCASING HIM AS THE MORE RESPONSIBLE AND RESPECTFUL RIGHT HAND OF THE GUILD. #and yes. Brine cave he saves hero and partner. but at that point I just didn’t care anymore. #he fucked those two over so much. that I didn’t care what ‘valiant’ sacrifice he had. #and he grills Team Skull for what they did OFF SCREEN. they couldn’t even give us THAT. #<<< THAT or him outright saying sorry would’ve been nice. IKIK his ‘actions’ or whatever but. #eughh again this is all imo. I’m not trying to make people hate him or change their mind. #I’ll get into positives in the second post cause I’m running out of tags

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

MC: Do you cook?

Jeanne: I made a cake once.

Mozart: Yeah, it was good.

MC: Really?

Mozart: Don’t make me lie twice, MC.

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp mc #ikevamp jeanne #ikevamp jean #ikevamp mozart #the implications of this alone are killing me #dont make me lie t w i c e mc #the way i can imagine his unamused sprite #he ate it of course bc he cant bear to hurt jeanne's feelings but. AT WHAT C O S T MEINE LEIBE. AT WHAT COST #its okay jeanne ik you did your best and that's what matters *pat* #ikevamp incorrect quotes

[goldammerchen]

Lithuania: Let me see if I understood this correctly.

Lithuania: You, who harassed me during centuries to convert to Christianist...

Lithuania: ...Want me to convert again, to a heretical new branch of Christianist.

Prussia, who's now a Duchy: Yes, pretty much. I don't see what's so difficult to undertand, whore of Babylon.

Lithuania:

Lithuania:

Lithuania: Get out of my sight.

#and prussia leaves cackling #while lithuania its thinking in strangling gil #hetalia #hws #hws lithuania #hws prussia #lietpru #pruliet #could be innacurate but its a shitpost forgive me #i have 1147 - 1387 - 1525 annotated in another tab #s h i t p o s t okay??? i like gil being unbearable #religion mention #sr. tnddr #hetalia dialogue

[deus-ex-mona]

petition to let them fight over the ichigo au lait

#my bet’s on mona and her 2 cm height advantage #still can’t believe they shrunk yujiro im sobbbifngngng #t h o u g h! while we’re still cheering over the new mona mv!!!!! #can we all collectively agree to just… not repost/use moge’s ‘do not reupload’ illusts without permission? #stuff like. yk. saving the images and posting ‘em elsewhere/using them as your profile icons and such? #screenshots from vids and stuff are totally okay but not moge’s do not reupload twt/fanbox illusts h e lp #bc i just think it’s really unfortunate that moge has to make twt posts to address this when it’s clearly written as such on her illusts… #so let’s show respect to moge’s wishes and not reupload without permission okay~? link sharing should be fine i think but not reposting!!! #let’s agree to not be part of the problem of our goated illustrator #i mean i haven’t seen anyone on here reupload (i think) but it’s best to be aware of it just in case… i think #ahaha sorryyy i’ll get back to idol sengen… though. um. tling it should be fine… right? since it’s official media and such… #uhhhhhhhhhh well. um. at least i’m not making profits off tling it? i earn enough from my day job i s w e a r

[caitlynmeow]

this is the sane sister 😭😭

#bela dimitrescu #house dimitrescu #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #im sorry this discription of bela always throws me off bc she actually looks insane but she’s supposed to be the okay one #h o w #???? #like okay dani is unhinged and it shows #Cassandra looks very sane and super composed???? even though she’s supposed to be crazy #but I think Cassie is just sadistic and violent for no reason #bela tho??? the way she licks her bloody lips in the One Scene ™️ #she looks fucking psychotic #in no way would i call that anything remoletly close to sane or even stable #she was calm and even bored chasing Ethan in the cellar #but when he broke the window? she just flipped and literally l o s t it #i love that for her really #I think it’s because she’s always trying to impress her mother that she appears calm and collected but deep down she’s literally hanging by #a thread #one minor inconvenience and she snaps #and she’s kinda fed up with her sisters not taking things as seriously as she does #but she also can’t do much about it because she can’t go too far with her siblings #she adores them but she thinks they’re not as competent as she is esp daniela #she’s like this borderline perfectionist who can’t handle things getting out of control #the line where she calls cass messy says that much because she was not impressed by what her sister has done #i think she’s just quick to snap and we’ve seen plenty of that in the game #but like— she doesn’t show this side when her mother is around #always the proper eldest daughter when her mother is present #she loses her shit when mother is not around

[mondaymelon]

remember when you told me that kim dojka has childbearing hips

what... what about it?

are you denying it?

have you i seen his waist. good lord. it's so fucking snatched. what right does he have to make him that attractive. his body just screams homosexual like what are you, as a man, doing having a waist that s c r u m p ti io u s? gay. gay gay homosexual gay you whore <333 33. 3

i love him so much his hips goddamn his hips OH GOOD LORD EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS SO IS SO IS SO IS SO iS SO IS SO COMBUSTS

i dont like children honestly i hate them with like a burning passion 99.9 percent of the time like those hand sanitizers that kill all but .000000001 percent of the germs

WELL. KIM DOKJAS CHILDREN. THEY WOULD BE AN EXCEPTIOn

LIKE SUUUUURE JOONGDOK IS GREAT AND ALL (please the amount of people i would massacre just to hold kdj's hand. just to see his pathetic sopping wet cat self. just to see him breathe just to see him blink jsust being in his prescence i think id die )

II KNOW FOR A FACT YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT ORV> BUT THERES THIS CHAPTER IN THE DFJDOISFJOD AND LIKE LIEK LIEKE HE GETS DURNK AND GODDAMN HIS FACE HIS FAC HAS NOOOO RIGHT TO Be THAT PRETYT HE HAS NO RIGHT IN BEING THAT PReTTY

"ugly kING" EDXCUSE ME!!?!!? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOURE TAKLING TOO RIGHT NOW?!?!?! HAVE YOU SEEN THE MAN (spoiler. they physically cant BUT I MEAN LIK SE SKILL ISSUE YOU JUST ARENT OWRTHY ENOUGH HONESTLYU )

ohh... oh to be .. in a poly... with joongdok.. OH... TO JUST HAVE KDJ LOOK IN MY DIRECTION JUST ONCE>...

OH!!! MYBAD!!! I COMPELLTELY FORGOT ABOUT CHILDREN1!! YES, LET ME EXPLAIN

SSOSO. HIS HIPS> THEYRE SO GODDAMN THEYRE SO GRABBABLE AND HOOOOLLUYYY SHIT HIS THIGHS HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOlY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOL SHIT !!!!!!!!! I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT HED BE THE ONE BAERING THE CHILDREN BECAUSE I MEAN HEY MPREG IS CANON IN ORV SO LMAO ILL FIND A STIGMA THAT MAKES IT WORK OR SOMETHING

sigh.. man. running in front of. atruck seems soooo tempting rn.

oh yeah btw i didnt tell you this i was literally walking and almost got hit by a car <33 in the parking lot lmao

my head is so full of kdj right now. i jut. i just cant . hes so. hes uhg hes so uhgjdfljslkfjk the amount of times ive cried to him during class is probably a cause for concern BUSDIFJOKL THE OFFICIAL ART... OF HIm.. WITH YJH... WHERE hES SMILING AN...D.... HE LOOKS...SO HAPPY... SOBOSBSOBSOBOSBOS

#★ ˎˊ˗ melonrambles! #★ ˎˊ˗ inbox... mooties!! #⋆˙⟡♡ᝰ.ᐟ - kyoi ( stares dreamily out the window... sigh... kim dokja ... )!! #should i go on another rant in the tags FUCK IT WHY NOT #OKAY OKAY . HEAR ME OUT #WAIT FOR IT #DRUMROLLL... #kim dokja. #KIM DO K J A !!!!!! #JFKDLFDKFJ I LOELVOEVLDLVJ HIMS O MUCH HES SO RELATBLA EEHS SO SILLY HES SO ATTRACTIVE I LOVE HIS CAHRACTER I LOVE HIS PLTO I LOVE HIS BEAU #BEUATIFUL MIND I LVOE HOW HE USES HIS WITS TO ESCAPE THE SITUATION i loVE LOVE LVOE BLACKBOX FOR BLESSING HIM WITh SUCH A GORGEOU SFACE. I #LOVE IT WHEN HE DOES THAT ONe EYE THING THAT MAKES ME ABSOLUTELY. FErAL #I LOVE D IT IN THE CONSTELLATION BANQUET WHEN he FINALLy GETS AN OUTFIT CAHNGE AND ITS A GODDAMN SUIT AND HOLLluyyy sHIT #I LOVE LOVE LVOE THE ENTIRE KING THINGMABOB ARC BECAUSE GYADDAMN THAT THAT OUTFIT WAS SOOO FINE AND HIS PANTS GOOD LOrd yOU COULD SEE HOW s #GOdDMAN SNATCHED He WAS T H R O U G H THE FABRIC #I AM ACTUALLY NOT SHITTING YOU RN IM LAYIGN ON MY BeD MSILING BLUSHING GIGGLING AND KCIKING MY FEET DFJOIFJDLKFJD EEE E E. EKIM DOKJADJFDKJ

[whollyjoly]

tagged by the lovelies @blood-mocha-latte @land-sh @next-autopsys-right-nut✨

rules: shuffle your ON REPEAT playlist and list the first 10 songs that play, tag 10 people.

1. once upon a poolside by the national feat. sufjan stevens

2. when you were young by the killers

3. call it dreaming by iron & wine

4. taro by alt-j

5. love her by the jonas brothers

6. ice machines by the national

7. love you for a long time by maggie rogers

8. i wish i was the moon by neko case

9. rivers and roads by the head and the heart

10. let's be still by the head and the heart

tagging the gang @sweetxvanixlla @footprintsinthesxnd @xxluckystrike @panzershrike-pretz @malarkgirlypop @land-sh @onlyyouexisthere @georgieluz @iceman-kazansky @mutantmanifesto @samwinchesterslostshoe @coco-bean-1218 @next-autopsy @holdingforgeneralhugs

#im in a big yearning mood i guess #all these songs are fucking s o f t #also not ashamed at ALL by jo bros on this list okay #fight me #(most of these are on my baberoe playlist whoops) #music #tag game #em speaks

[frozenhi-chews]

#i REEAAALLLY gotta start on SKETCHING things #because how else would i get other compliments other than OOO COLORS ARE SO GOOD on my art #usually i dont mind. cuz i love using bright colors #but when theres like. a plot or a story happening. and all people are doing is complimenting thr colors. well. yeah i dont take it as well #reminds me how my ex used to say my art was cute and that was ALL they said before i snapped at them #lIKE GUYS. my art is more than my colors!! RIGHT?! #if all im getting is remarks about my colors. then. it kinda stings cuz then i think thats all my art is good for #like thats the only good thing #and people also dont pay attention when i post sketches and its like. okay. thats. great. even with the tag list #but thats more of a minor complaint #what im getting at is PLEASE. I GET IT. THE COLORS ARE GOOD. IVE BEEN TOLD MILLIONS OF TIMES #iS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?? LIKE THE S T O R Y IM TRYING TO POSE HERE?@ #AAUGH #anyways- #vent #the cake doth speak #i think it's worse when all they do is compliments the colors and that's it #ive been told this so many times across so many artworks. good gondy im gonna throw something. like myself down a pit

[naboosands]

Dude. DUDE

#ahsoka spoilers #>> #ANAKIN LOOKS SO GOOD FIRST OF ALL #ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS RUFFLE HIS HAIR #‘you look old’ SHUT UP LMAO #anyway onto my incoherent thoughts #CLONE WAS FLASHBACK #to say I cried would be an understatement I gasped so LOUD when I realised it was baby ahsoka #WE GOT LIVE ACTION SIEGE OF MANDALORE JESUS C H R I S T #AND REX!!! R E X!!! #yeah I can’t be normal about this I CAN’T #then they mention Kanan by name BRO. B R O I CANNOT #also my god the shots of Anakin/Vader I thought I was going to ascend #AHSOKA’S SITH EYES FLASHING FOR A MOMENT #AND THAT DUEL OH MY FUCKING GOD #okay yeah I CAN’T be normal about this I really can’t #I’m just going to scream incoherently in all my tags

[handgiven]

it's sinday and i am of firm belief that you have to see the picture i have made specifically for em's google doc specifically to showcase the dent in his chest and also the lowkey gilded skin with light pouring through--------

#▻ 𝐺𝐸𝑁𝐸𝑅𝐴𝐿 、ooc ⁽ ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ᶦ'ˡˡ ᵍʳᵒʷ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ ⁾ #nudity cw #he's still melancholy b u t the castiel reply got him thinking abt better things and also reminded me that i wanted to post this #its a whole big picture too you can click on it to make it bigger ;)) i just added a lot of the black space s o it wouldn't take up #so much space on the dash okay

[crossbackpoke-check]

a junkyard dog ain't always pretty but you always love that toothless smile

#i miss tyler bertuzzi #liv in the replies #the absolute way i just got bodied by shake it out coming on as i uploaded the pictures to this post #um. sorry not sorry. the google doc/pdf of the quote that i used for this was literally titled #god fuckin curse the notesapp i wrote two years ago #directly referencing the note i have (pretty sure from when the maple leafs seemed really serious about wanting bert) & i remember #being slammed out of NOWHERE by the sudden thought (because i've been preparing for years for bert to leave) (andreas in feb moe in april) #verbatim: if tyler bertuzzi ever gets traded or retires it's catalog of unabashed gratitude the heart part and i will sob #S T O P #tyler bertuzzi #detroit ride or die #this does actually rival we don't have a future we have a dog for some of these for me which. fuck u past me for being so right about this #things that i need you to know for the narrative: oh dumbstruck is tyler's first nhl game (vs the flyers) #thank you every day is from tyler's hat trick & yes the bruins on knucklehead is intentional because it hurt my feelings #also should note. i'm sorry is from when tyler broke his hand this season & no i'm not okay about the narrative of who is he w/o his hands #yeah yeah yeah. the last five make me want to throw up screaming crying shaking wailing #i made it so much worse by looking at dyl's post #dylan larkin #anthony mantha #andreas athanasiou #catalogue of unabashed gratitude [abridged] - ross gay #my sincerest apologies to fabs i simply could not put him in here he was in we don't have a future we have a dog that was all i could take #should i have abridged the last one to say 'for every day'? yeah probably. did i think of that too late? also probably. wait hang on #ooooookay so i did it so now that tag doesn't make sense but it's fine i also have an alt for dumbstruckand pelican heart :))))))) #what i wish i could've made for u but the pictures don't exist is tyler running down the drive barefoot on the phone the day he got drafted #do you really believe in him? is he a good kid? no problems? you're gonna love him. you're gonna love him. #i'm also fully not even gonna talk to y'all about vrana. i can't do that red string tonight. we're also ignoring sunny #STEVE WHAT FUCKING TEAM ARE WE GONNA HAVE TO PLAY WITH #yes i made this exclusively for me no i don’t care yes i am a lil sorry i love him u’ve heard it all before. dilly i’m kissing ur forehead

[belligerentbagel]

the day we met, frozen, i held my breath  right from the start  i knew that i'd found a home for my heart 

widojest 7: wedding 💐

#the compulsion to put jester lavorre in white or light-coloured dresses #not even always in a wedding sense! i just think the blue skin + riotous curls + poofy white silhouette is very fetching #widojestweek2022 #widojest #critical role #okay so this is actually the first post i'm making for wj week (and also the f i r s t p o s t in like four? months) and #ho boy has the painting experience on this been AN EXPERIENCE (ie trying to remember how to apply colours & make choices on lines) #BUT WE DID IT BABES #time to trek backwards in the week & piece together some other posts 👀 #hope this week was good! forgot how much i missed these two and their overall vibes #jester lavorre #caleb widogast #widojestweek #draws