#THAT FUCKER USES TUMBLR!!!!!!

[mikrotyalm13]

God forbid Gabriil ever need glasses like I do

god forbid indeed. good thing he's like. a god himself

#just imagine those glasses taped to the sides of his head. #mf doesn't have ears #he would be just using contact lenses ghgejghndcmv #art #my art #digital art #digital drawing #digital artwork #artists on tumblr #microtya's kids #monsterfucker #monster fucker #monster x human #monster boyfriend #monster lover #teratophillia #god x human

[monstersmashorpass]

SMASH OR PASS: Billy, Hocus Pocus

Please reblog for greater sample size, as per usual!

#smash or pass poll blog #monster smash or pass #monster fucker #monster lover #monster x human #monster romance #tumblr polls #poll blog #poll #Hocus Pocus #Billy Butcherson #Billy Hocus Pocus #the polls #suggested polls #mmm p sure hes an adult but we're not very familiar w Hocus Pocus. from what we can find he is an adult? #if someone knows the film(s) well and can provide proof positive for us thatd be gr8 #bc we dont want any characters that are under 18 due to the nature of the blog #its in the rules :p

[nikkisbread]

i DONT KNOW how to render his clothes but have this Val while im still drawing somethonf else

theres also a mini version of this fucker i lov him

#valentino #hazbin hotel valentino #val #my art #hazbin hotel fanart #lizzie's drawing #guess who forgor their own tag #OF COURSE ITS ME #i spent way too long in this to not post it sorry not sorry #i missed using tumblr hashtags bc im an annoyin fucker

[rowwiz]

since lawlight tumblr loves light’s fat juicy ass so much. here is me on discord helping @niightniines with their anatomy while on call

join server here if u want hehegteh https://discord.gg/RvcdcJhVw4

(i AM heterosexual by the way.)

#lawlight #death note brainrot #death note #light yagami #death note discord #art #artists #artists on tumblr #death note fanart #l lawliet #i have zero respect for death note characters and i will do with them as i please #discord server #gay #you don’t have to be a lawlight fucker to join but most of us are

[justaregularken]

yeah sure you “care” about me but if we stopped seeing each other would you get obsessed to the point of doing anything to get me back?

#obsession kink #little bit of a yandere vibe tonight boys #stalker kink #won’t you love me till forever #Death do us part and all that #Tumblr nsft #monster fucker #switch things #Bottomposting #ken things

[honestlyvan]

Let me be absolutely clear -- the problems with Tumblr will keep getting worse if the disabled minority and the trans people and the people frothing at the mouth at the opportunity to yell at a transphobe, keep @’ing staff and the developers on this site, tell them to kys, because in the meanwhile the transphobes and racists and white supremacists will keep using the actual tools Tumblr provides for blocking and reporting, further poisoning the datasets used for moderation, and encouraging the idea that using the official tools does nothing to basically ensure the only statistically meaningful data available to Automattic is poisoned, poisoned all the way down, poisoned beyond usability.

Hatespeech and bias needs to be reported for it to be considered statstically significant to act on from a developer point of view. Suicide baiting and spamming any of the official means of communication will get you eliminated as a spammer, even if you’re peppering legitimate criticism within your ventpost about how you hate the new thing. You are playing the TE/RFs game.

#van stuff #the biggest reason we don't have an easily accessible 'report hatespeech' button is a) because people misused the old one #and b) because it's not satistically significant enough to be the first thing people want to report #this is like. COMMON fucking knowledge that moderation on Tumblr is 99% automated and extremely cheesable #and you now who are cheesing it? TRANSPHOBES!!! #Like this is not even a 'the developers won't care' kind of thing #this is a 'THE DEVELOPERS NEED HARD DATA TO JUSTIFY MAKING CHANGES' #if the ARE actively malicious then the data contradicting everything they're saying will FORCE changes #and if they mean what they say when they say they value the site for its vibrant culture #then giving them hard data to share with unconvinced people signing off on them having the budget to change things will ONLY help #the whole 'let's yell at staff every time anything happens' is a shibboleth #You're all being fucking exhausting #I want to quit Tumblr because if the userbase is gonna be like this!!! #If ALL I SEE for DAYS ON END is 'staff this' 'staff that' #that's JUST GIVING ME WORSE ANXIETY ABOUT THIS SITE GOING DOWN #'this change is bad for disabled users' YOUR NEEDLESS CONSTANT HOSTILITY AND PANIC RAISING IS ALSO BAD FOR ME A DISABLED USER #WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE COLLATERAL DAMAGE??? #'Oh staff could make so much money if they only listened to feedback' you fuckers DON'T LEAVE FEEDBACK THOUGH #you just @ Staff and think that that's statistically meaningful data they can use #Fuck's sake #And that's not counting all the times staff *did* implement changes we wanted for years... AND YOU ALL STILL COMPLAINED #WE MODDED TAG VIEWING IN FOR YEARS AND NOW WHEN IT'S OFFICIAL YOU FUCKERS DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO TURN IT OFF #Fucking EXHAUSTING the lot of you

[the-kipsabian]

#orange cassidy #kip sabian #aew #all elite wrestling #aewedit #wrestlingedit #wrestling #night gifs #gonna continue to say it they are literally just the same dude #funniest fuckers known to man. look at them #if tumblr loads them correctly they should play simultaneously which is how this actually went lmao #my beloved #sweet little clementine #kip in a box #(rp blogs dont reblog; saving and other personal use with tag credits is fine) #kip v oc

[xhanisai]

When you've always written Adrien as madly in love with Marinette without realising he's madly in love with Marinette and Ladybug as madly in love with Chat Noir without realising she's madly in love with Chat Noir~

Once again, I keep winning like the shameless whore I am~~~

#Miraculous ladybug #Miraculous ladybug and Chat noir #Ml spoilers #Ish #BUT YEA #THEY HAVE ALWAYS LOVED ALL SIDES OF THE PERSON THEY LOVE AND I TOLD YOU ALLLLLL #ironically it's the people on tumblr who are better at understanding this and using their brains to realise this too #And then you have the twitter fuckers #I am a twitter fucker but that's besides the point

[aifoemo]

N Ø K K E N

#nøkken #nacken #folklore #scandinavian folklore #nordic folklore #idk what this even qualifies as #this fucker used to terrify me as a kid #my art #artists on tumblr #clip studio paint #digital art #digital painting #body horror #slight body horror i guess???? #IDK HOW TO TAG

[front-facing-pokemon]

#RIP to the legacy post editor. you will be missed. while queueing this post and the last one it's removed the option for me to switch to the #old one and is making me use the new one. which is like not bad. it's not a bad editor. i just don't like change as most tumblr users don't #it also just appends the post you make directly to the top of the currently-displayed posts behind it even if it's not meant to go there #which is a little bit scary when i'm on the queue page and i click “add to queue” for a post that's supposed to go up on august 18th #to see it immediately appear above mega metagross. the legacy post editor didn't do that. it made you refresh the page if you wanted to see #your own new post on the dashboard. which i think was better!! honestly!! i've never Made a post using the new editor to see how it behaves #only ever queued up FFP using this thang. but that's also bc i feel like i don't post very much. i need smth Interesting to say when i post #on my main blog i mean. i don't make extraneous posts on here (usually) unless i'm answering an ask or something. which. still have yet to #miss one to this day. going strong #bibarel #can you tell idk what to say about this guy. what are they‚ water-type? big chance i'm fucking wrong and they're just pure normal #OKAY i was right. normal/water. semi-interesting typing and i get why they're a water-type. but. i never use. bibarel. even as a kid who #didn't understand or care about competitive. i knew bibarel was not very strong. it's a route 1 normal-type fucker. and maybe it's like #better than i think or something but tbqh it's a sinnoh 'mon and i already have another sinnoh water-type that has my heart. buizel #so bibarel was not so much in the cards for me. bro i should do like. a mono-type run of a pokémon game one day. that would be fu #do folks do that? is that a challenge run that actually exists? nuzlockes exist so i don't see why not. okay i'm doing it. my next replay o #any pokémon game is hereby decreed to be a water-type mono-type run. i may or may not liveblog it on my main blog #and it may or may not be nuzlocke. we shall see #hell maybe i'll stream it. maybe that could be fun. i don't know of *anyone* who would be interested in that but it tends to help me #actually go about completing games when i have someone there like. waiting for me to do so

[alxfsl]

Apparently Matt is not trustworthy as I thought

#tumblr #wtf #AI #what the fuck is going on #are you really gonna sell us all to the AI fuckers? #time to leave tumblr #wordpress #selling data #ethics #apparently ethics are no concern for tech people #enshittification

[prettypangolins]

tags and searches are just, like... pages of this shit (this was a search for 'vampire' sorted by link and latest, but this is happening all over the site)

[ID: a screenshot of tumblr search results. all the visible posts are links to sites with a picture of a young woman as the link preview, and a woman's name 1+8 and then a string of random letters and numbers as the link title. The posts are dated the 25th of March and have random, unrelated tags beneath the post. The profile pictures of all the bot accounts are women, with random non-sensical blog urls. END ID]

If you see a spam bot post PLEASE REPORT IT AS SPAM.

(The other strain that seems more deeply entrenched as it's harder to find but always has hundreds or a few thousand notes are the ones that link to sites that generally have a porn-related words on them but with punctuation breaking up the words and accents on the vowels.)

#i have peered outside my normal tumblr world and Seen Some Shit #it's wild out there #is no one using tags to track things any more though? #i don't get why these aren't being reported #some tags are much better at whacking bots than others #but still... #staff should give me a nice big banhammer to hit these fuckers with #and the emerging ones because it's easy to find them if you have the time and meds that make you focus for too long on the wrong thing #it's too annoying to report en masse on desktop so i'm gonna try and do something else now #but ugh #if you go into a popular tag like avengers and don't see any before the 27th march... you're welcome #no idea which tags i've gone through but it was a fair few

[grungepoetica]

you know what, fuck it. i'm finishing my neocities page and signing up for cohost and queuing all my stuff for the rest of the day. possibly longer.

i don't know what i'm gonna make my cohost handle yet, or how often i'm gonna use it, but the predstrogen situation has left a really bad taste in my mouth

the more i think about it, the more i don't want to deal with the performative tomfoolery this site enables within its staff

but yeah. send me happy shit in the meantime because this is fucking depressing.

#to be clear: i've never trusted tumblr staff (they're a business and corporate solidarity is always fake af) but this is egregious #don't cater to queer people and then treat us THIS poorly as if we're not the reason this hellsite is any kind of relevant #and yeah i said 'us.' solidarity fuckers. i might not be transfem but i'm not gonna leave them behind. and matt is a bitch #grungepo thoughts #tumblr is a functioning website

[squism]

Better spacehey pfp

#im so tired jesus #eddsworld #ew edd #animation #gif #do not use fuckers #digital art #artists on tumblr #mart

[watermellonqwerty]

The Bible, but Ultrakill

We asked chat GPT to “write about a church that preaches about the angel Gabriel Ultrakill,” this is the response:

It was a small church located in a quiet town, but it was gaining a reputation for preaching a unique and controversial message. The church was led by a charismatic pastor named John, who claimed to have received a revelation from the angel Gabriel Ultrakill.

According to Pastor John, the angel Gabriel Ultrakill was not just a fictional character in a video game, but a real entity that had revealed itself to him in a vision. The pastor claimed that Gabriel Ultrakill had given him a message of hope and redemption, and that it was his duty to share this message with the world.

The pastor's sermons were filled with references to Ultrakill, and he used the game's lore to illustrate his points. He spoke about the character V1, who he claimed was a representation of the devil, and how only through the power of Gabriel Ultrakill could one defeat the devil and find salvation.

The congregation was divided on the pastor's message, with some embracing it wholeheartedly and others dismissing it as heresy. But despite the controversy, the church continued to grow, with more and more people drawn to the pastor's passionate preaching.

The pastor's followers, who called themselves the "Ultrakillers," were fiercely dedicated to the church's message. They organized study groups to analyze the game's lore and held gaming sessions to bond with one another.

As the church's popularity grew, it drew the attention of the wider community. Some saw the church as a harmless curiosity, while others saw it as a dangerous cult. The pastor and his followers were subjected to ridicule and even threats, but they remained steadfast in their belief in Gabriel Ultrakill.

In the end, the church's legacy was a mixed one. While it had brought comfort and purpose to many of its members, it had also sparked controversy and division. But for those who had found solace in the pastor's message of hope and redemption, the angel Gabriel Ultrakill would remain a symbol of faith and devotion.

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill gabriel #chat gpt #its fucking funny #Passer did this. Asked the bot this #And helped make the post because I don’t know how to use tumblr and he’s just that much cooler #This is totally not Passer writing in the tags for me because I didn’t know how to tag the post #But Passer does because he’s just that smart and cool and funny #ai chatbot #ai chatgpt #God’s gayest angel #I’m gonna add as many fucking tags as I want fuck you mellon were on tumblr dot com now fucker

[arsonist-chicken]

Do you ever like.. get a sudden surge of love and admiration and just general happiness because of a friend, so much so that it's almost overwhelming, and you are just so, so glad you met them and hope you'll never have to let them go and get to keep them in your life forever? Yeah ❤️💖🐗🧚‍♂️🦄

#i should go to sleep #but these are the moments i wonder again if i know what a crush feels like and if i can tell the difference between periodical very strong #but platonic affection for a friend and having a tiny crush on them #oh well. in the end does it matter? #but it would still be nice to be able to tell the difference. if nothing else then to know when i actually have a crush on someone i'm not #that close to like that friend or that fond of #fucking hell god please never let me have to let them go. i don't think i've ever met someone i'm that comfortable around and around whom #it's so easy to just be myself #or rarely. maybe with two other friends i don't feel the need to hold back myself from blurting stuff out and interrupting them and #apologising and asking them to continue or just like.. say whatever comes to mind or touch electric pasture fences to see if it still stings #(it does btw but in a sensorally really nice way 10/10 would recommend) #why do amazing people often live so damn far away? last time i met a bunch of people i really got to love was almost lifesaving and #definitely mental health saving. we used to talk every day and now i barely know what any of them are up to :( covid really fucked us over #with everyone just trying to survive and stay sane. we really lost touch and now it #*it's hard to get that back because we're strewn across europe and brasil and the us and everyone's an adult with responsibilities now #i miss them :( gotta try harder to rekindle that #anyway @the universe or whatever fuckers listening: if you put me in circumstances that make me lose touch with her like with them #i'll set the world on fire. she's become far too important to me to let that happen #okay as always i couldn't damn shut up in the tags alright bye bye good night whatever my cat's purring now instead of snoring #scientists of tumblr invent a teleportation machine now. i want to lie in a park and watch dogs and read side by side and remember how good #life can be #mine