#THIS STRAIGHT UP KILLED ME ON THE STOP

[joy-girl]

Naruto 425 // Kakashi meets Sakumo in the after life

#THIS STRAIGHT UP KILLED ME ON THE STOP #THE SPOT #THE ABRUPT CHANGE.... #DEVASTING #THIS MAN CANNOT BE DEAD #I KNOW YOU AREN'T BUT I'M STILL GRIEVING #naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto manga #naruto scans #guya reads naruto #guya posts #hatake kakashi #hatake sakumo #kakashi hatake #sakumo hatake

[edandstede]

ed and stede would not fuck izzy hope this helps <3

#stop making me see stizzy and edizzy and fucking steddyhands they all suck shit #even if you weren’t shipping ed with his abuser and stede with the man who tried killing him multiple times #it just straight up is a terrible set of pairings #izzy would literally hatecrime you for it. he’s calling you slurs from beyond the grave for suggesting he’d fuck stede #and as for ed. the show told you all you need to know on that front #bro was repulsed and i cannae blame him. ‘i have love for you’ ‘LMAO GROSS’ #anyway this is a hater post go fuck yourselves #quill to paper

[bennpadgley]

Penn Badgley: I’m gonna do a hair flip.

#stop stop you're killing me #penn badgley #pbadgleyedit #pennbadgleyedit #**sbgifs #he really needs to drop that hair care routine or straight up just murder me whichever is fine with me #no but his hair is glorious and big and full of secrets he'll never tell xoxo gossip girl

[bitchthefuck1]

It's always so funny to me when people call Kaz a serial killer or a murderer bc like. boy do I have news for you about the other crows.

#like idk how to tell you this bestie but every single one of them has a kill count. yes even wylan. #prime example of getting so caught up in the aesthetics or character types that you miss the actual reality of what happens in #a story #also i'm not sure serial killer is even an accurate description #similar to when people started referring to inej as an assassin. like bestie that is straight up not what she does. and if it was she's #doing a terrible job. the books tell you a million times that she's a spy #to be clear this isn't an 'uwu kaz did nothing wrong' post esp bc most of the time when ppl call him this they're not actually criticizing #his actions. it's just a pattern i noticed. if anything its a 'stop sanitizing the rest of the crows' post. #but it is interesting to me that kaz is the only character that people will really joke about having killed people #something something you've bought into the dirtyhands legend #i feel like i've made some version of this post in the past but i don't remember so you're hearing it again #six of crows #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #matthias helvar #nina zenik

[thefloatingstone]

I really want to draw something meaty and put some characters into The Situations but I am dealing with a double whammy of art block and some REALLY insane migraine/Sinus issues the past 3 or 4 days.

So all I managed was a quick Solana. I wanted to give her a cool leg prosthetic but then I didn't really draw her legs sdjfdsjkfsdhf So that's the level of cognitive function I am dealing with at the moment

Fun fact! I really dislike a lot of the female turian design! So I just... ignored the parts I disliked lol.

#Mass Effect #Solana Vakarian #Art #artists on tumblr #Digital art #I need a better art tag #Mainly I dislike that the fucked up the female turian's spines to make them more human #and I really dislike their lip shape which also made them more human looking #And I really dislike how they designed the shorter crest in a way that also makes them more human #So I literally just ignored all of that and applied the turian anatomy the males have instead #like where the spine connects to the skull for instance #Still not sure how I feel about the cat eyes tho. #I saw a Nexus mod that replaces the cat eyes with the same eyes the males have and it kinda looks better... #Also gave her teal eyes. I know Castis has copper eyes in Andromeda #But the Andromeda design clashes with the Homeworld comic design #so I based her on that rather #I really dislike what they did to turians in Andromeda too #Why are they white? #Anyway I am rambling in the tags and I need to stop gdi my head is killing me and I can't think straight #I WILL draw some situations I promise #I just can't right now

[nanowatzophina]

Soooo. I’ve read the demo of @defiledheartsblog and may I JUST SAY.

I did NOT PLAN TO FALL FOR THE FCKIN CENTURION BUT THE ENEMIES TO LOVERS IS TOO STRONG. ITS SO SLOW BURN AND EVERY SECOND IS TOO GOOD. I’m too into the VIBE of their “relationship”

The threatening his life. The feeling I need to kill him and him just— existing and saving my life. Like. What the hell?

It’s very good. If u like interactive fictions like me. Go read this one.

#defiled hearts #centurion #Marcus #lord centurion Marcus #fan art #my hati #poor girl is so tired of having to pretend to be a man #and Marcus is a shithead #a lil snot #and yet we endure #and he hasn’t killed me yet #even when I judged his manhood. which was the best ‘he’s right behind me isn’t he…’ moment and I just kept making it worse #because he hasn’t done ANYTHING TO STOP ME YET #even when I was gonna straight up murder him in the woods #man. I really wanted to be normal and fall for tinsae or Niall. #and yet. #enemies to lovers #threatening him is my love language apparently #interactive fiction #interactive fiction fanart

[puppetmaster13u]

so tempted to do a thing for @phoenixcatch7's possessed doll au Because I am just stuck with this image of B's puppet body being damaged, his gas mask off, and him going straight up Feral. Am I saying I want to draw him mauling the joker? Maybe. Maybe I do. He'd deserve it.

#batman au #dc #dcu #batman #possessed doll au #cryptid batman #Like he'd have to be very pissed so its probably around when Barbara & Jason were injured or whatever happened in thi au #Like I want to say someone straight up tried to blow him up but he's just Not Stopping #I want people to realize he's not stopping and just going to keep coming #I want for like #like they all know the bats aren't human #but I want for it to *really* suddenly sink in #I want the joker to realize he Fucked Up #which i mean in the original comics he knew he fucked up & the next day or two he got diplomatic immunity #because he killed jason as a spur of the moment sort of thing- and afterwards had an Oh Shit moment #Because he just beat Robin and the bat is going to come after him #he canonically blew up the warehouse so the bat wouldn't know it was Him #Bruce Didn't know it was the joker at first #remind me to ramble about this because I want to like #write or draw a scene based off of it

[doctorwhoisadhd]

you know that tweet thats like about when male writers find out their big passionate audience is women and they do dumb shit to punish them? i just saw a version of that post where someone said steven moffat do that with doctor who. and like im not even saying that steven moffat doesnt do that cause i only know his dw work but ????? what the absolute fuck are you talking about. he absolutely did NOT do that with doctor who. like????? if anything he did the opposite???????

#like from the start he DID write strong female characters who are allowed to be angry and bossy?????? #yeah he fucked up along the way but it was never in a Punishing Female Fans way what the fuck???????? #the literal one female companion who he actually permanently killed off during his run was river and he did that in her literal first story #so like you CANNOT be telling me its not telegraphed #also 3 of the 4 female companions during his run are explicitly gay or bi. #he also spent the entirety of 12 era (and arguably the entirety of his tenure as showrunner tbh considering 11 thought he could be a girl i #his first moments) trying to say that the doctor could be played by a woman / that women can also be the doctor #between introducing the first mention of cross gender regeneration. the first offscreen cross gender regeneration. the first onscreen cross #gender regeneration. claras doctorification arc. #ari opinion hour #i am begging moffat haters to stop making themselves look like they piss on the poor. #like COME ON at least make arguments that arent straight up lying. the bar is on the floor #some bonff

[catkin-morgs-kookaburralover]

"yes im so fine"

*researches whether i can get my hands on ipecac*

#tw ed #obligatory MASSIVE do not do this #straight up poison that can kill you from one (1) time #used to be used to induce vomiting #directly the cause of death of karen carpenter and countless others #i wont i swear i wont #but i still researched it bc i was curious #tbh there are easier ways of poisoing oneself than semi illegal drugs #also if yall remember the post about a poison i own: i did more reseach and while that amount would probably kill me w no medical #intervention; it would take just under three times as much to be absolutely certain of hitting the toxic dose (calculated quantity per kg #of the top end of a given range. so it could kill me but if i was gonna go out that way id want about three times as much to be sure.) #honestly surprised ive never heard of any deaths from it. the most likely way to survive would be to throw it up i think #(or present to hospital and take charcoal or smth) #honestly though. my research says loss of consciousness and required intubation within half an hour in case studies #hence if you werent in reach of medical attention youd probably collapse an die #and i am very deliberately NOT mentioning what it is bc of how toxic it is #ive thought of combining it and another method to be absolutely sure but eh #honestly if it DIDNT work it sounds straight up embarrassing to admit to people tho thats one of the things stopping me #but literally a dose in a child requiring intubation and kid ended up in a coma recovered w no ill effects. #thats the dream yk. try and succeed and youre free; try and fail and you see no ill effects. #but yeah i wouldnt try w only the amount i have. #so im safe #....rereading the above. okay i might be a little mentally ill lol #but i am safe and absolutely nobody call the cops on me. #im fine. #tw suicide #puddleglum hours #nobody worry abt me ok. im fine. #just thinking silly lil thoughts like usual :) #EDIT: just occurred to me that using this poison could make it not look like a suicide

[sincerelyourswhistledown]

Hurting myself with this but oh well.

The Dance of the Dragons ending with most of the Targaryens dead. Aemond is King and he marries Lucerys to keep House Targaryen going. However, by this point Aemond already has a bastard child with Alys. Lucerys gives him children but none of them could rival their older half sibling that their father dotes on so much. Nevermind that the child was a bastard, Aemond treats them like how Viserys treats Rhaenyra. Lucerys and Aemond’s children grow up neglected by their own father, with only Lucerys loving and protecting them.

Since the Greens do win in this, most of the Lords support Aemond’s favouritism since they don’t like Lucerys. Although they can’t do anything about the marriage, they can influence Aemond’s bastard into going against Lucerys and his brood.

Aemond’s bastard grows up hating Lucerys and his children, believing he should be the heir and not some weaklings born from a Black. His hatred grows even more when all of his half-siblings’ dragon eggs hatched and his doesn’t.

Don’t get me wrong, Aemond does love Lucerys and their children in his own emotionally constipated way but his grudge over his entire family dying in the war stops him from seeing the divide he’s created by choosing to recognise and favour his bastard child. (Viserys-coded)

Aemond only realises the mess he’s created once he’s sitting on the ground watching a wailing Lucerys cradling their dead children to his chest.

The bastard child is killed and Lords are burnt but it’s too late. Lucerys is inconsolable and House Targaryen is once again left in tatters by the same man who vowed to never be like his father.

#lucemond #aemond targaryen #lucerys velaryon #hotd #aemond targaryen x lucerys velaryon #ngl why did I hurt myself like this #i just enjoy the thought of aemond becoming like the father he despises so much #karma !!! #except in this one Aemond’s one true love of his life is Lucerys and he just ruined it for the both of them #aemond using his bastard child as an emotional crutch to stop himself from forgetting about what Lucerys and the blacks did #he definitely adores all the children Lucerys gives him but he doesn’t know how to show his affections without feeling guilty #so he gives all of his affections to the child Alys gave him #if I was a bit more crueler I would say Lucerys kills himself a week later #just straight up dracarys #aemond becomes the last targaryen #watch me claim that aemond burns Westeros down after the death of his family bc I can

[marc--chilton]

had a dream that was like nothing but strahm thinking about jumping off a parking garage because he realized he was attracted to hoffman. like the idea pissed him off so much it was the only thing he could think to do he was so fucking mad. also it was omegaverse and he was an omega it had nothing to do with the dream but it was in the back of the mind at all times

#saw #dream tag #coffinshipping #peter strahm #woke up just like accepting it. didn't occur to me how hysterical the premise is #like he basically snapped he went beyond his normal rabid fury #to the point his brain was just like 'it's not going away. the only way to fix this is to straight up die. bitch' #and strahm just going hm. i suppose it is. #what stopped him from doing it i think was that he wanted to kill hoffman too #for making him Feel Things. he didn't even want to bring him to justice for the jigsaw stuff at that point #my second saw dream and it's this. that's so goddamn funny help

[sysig]

Just a bit indulgent, no harm in it, surely (Patreon)

#Doodles #SCII #Helix #ZEX #DAX #A bit of scene a bit of speculation silliness and another song! Yay! :D #Gods their casual possessiveness of each other Straight Up Kills Me <3 <3 #And ZEX doesn't even just stop at ''his [title]'' he goes for DAX's name too I'm so dead about it ♥ #Holding hands agh they're so cute <3 Reassurance and comfort! #Hehehe I love ZEX just being all ??? about DAX being in Dexter's body - feels weird to be shorter! #Just wait til you find out about these bodies' ages ZEX! Hehehe #ZEX's type strikes again - okay but like?? Max /is/ in there somewhere this is established so is it similarities to Dex?? Is that anything?? #Granted ZEX tends to go even further than that haha but still! Curious :3 #Takes the credit for DAX's body despite already having met Dexter lol yes definitely the case Admiral haha #I fell so hard back into Strawberry Blond agh #I blame the Moomins animatic it's too good I can't help it #Literally just the inverse of Max waking up to look at Dexter - DAX looking at ZEX like he's everything <3 #Wants him so badly! Wants him happy and whole and lovely ♥ #This song could definitely also apply to Dex about Max and into the original meaning of the lyrics in their case - at least partially #Their lives and positions and what it would be mean to be together agh #They're too lovely you know

[chibi-scone]

So that new Rhys Darby interview about s3 ….💀

#SO FUNNY #straight up saying that stede would be unhappy with the inn and leave Ed’s ass to go back to the crew ….y’all were so back #that the inn is a fantasy not meant to last and the British would be after their ass #like Ik djenks already said that the inn wouldn’t last but #put next to him also saying. that the inn is meant to be a happy ending + taika saying Ed and stedes ending is good #and he wants to leave it there #girl ….. #just genuinely so funny #that s3 could go full historically accurate and kill both of them at the end #like I don’t even care anymore dude just do it #after how shitty their fans made us feel for being upset about Izzy #I would feel so fucking vindicated #no guys don’t you get it it’s a good ending for them :)) and it’s not bad gay rep to kill your main gay couple #because there’s other queer couples in the show!! stop crying you media illiterate babies they’re pirates pirates die :))) #I can taste it already #this is gonna be tbd cause wtv I just wanted to shoot the shit a little about it uh yeah #ofmd critical #honestly if they kill Ed and stede at the end of s3 that might just be what gets me back into the show a little #like I don’t really want to rewatch the show at this point but if it all goes down the gutter in the end ? #that’s different #it’s like ordering food and being served mouldy garbage vs willingly jumping into a dumpster #everytime a new interview or smtg comes out I’m like 🫣 #it’s reaching spn levels of ‘what now’

[themetallicnemesis]

Trying to come up with a jttw six-eared design, and in my opnion i like to think the guy just straight up doesn't have a physical form of his own when he's not copying swk

#taking one from lego's book and making him swk's shadow #but im literally only taking that one because go me he's still a random guy swk barely knows and hates #i also think that it would be neat if after killing him wukong just straight up stops having a shadow #he couldnt care less about it but it creeps the hell out of bajie #jttw #journey to the west #xi you ji #six eared macaque #liu er mihou #dont tag as sh@d*wp&4ch #art #my art

[anonyanonymouse]

I need a minute. to process the update

#I'm sososososoos sleepy it is overwhelming SORRY #I know I'm going to be killed every time I stay up to read the update and I knew I had a rough shift at work ahead of me but alas #I feel like I run out of things to say about the updates when they're not so directly about the 4 dia boys anymore </3 #twst spoilers #I love rook though. he was so real for.... all of that #the reminder that Vil's overblot hurt Rook more than anyone else #that he trusted Vil more than anyone else and wanted to believe he wouldn't be willing to stoop so low #he was willing to die if it meant everyone else got along.... rook ily #and dear god they actually showed Neige's dead body... Not knocked out or in a coma #straight lined vitals and cold body #the dwarves begging him to stop being lazy and wake up... #(foreshadowing pleas e please please pleas pla plsplspslpslspl be foreshadowing for silver please I'll cry) #and the cut to Vil celebrating is ''victory'' at VDC after killing Neige.. it all felt so dark #even after what they pulled with Ortho in the last book I'm still surprised when they directly address characters dying and being dead #anyway very good update I had a good time #Idia's dumb fucking video was so cute and silly

[sincerely-sofie]

I was going to write this idea as a story, but my mind keeps flatlining every time I try to coherently make it. I still wanted to share the idea, so here’s a snippet that pretty much summarizes it:

TW: child abuse, neglect

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“Mother, is Boulders Quarry dangerous?”

“Pokémon can handle it if they’re prepared and experienced enough,” Twig hums, stirring the stir fry on the stove, “but those are with Pokémon who are trained, and it can still be dangerous even for them. It’s not a dungeon that me or your dad would let you go to for a very long time — not until you’re adult or close to it.”

She hears shattering behind her, and Twig quickly turns around. Opal’s plate, once holding in apple slices and strawberries, is in pieces. The ceramic remains decorate the floor, some stained by bruised fruits and the juices left behind. Twig’s mouth opens, ready to ask if Opal’s okay and warn her about stepping on the sharp pieces, but the words that mean to come out die as she looks at her daughter. Opal’s eyes are wide and slowly become teary. Her body trembles, evidently the cause of the broken plate rather than her potentially tripping. Her stare never leaves Twig, her mouth quivering as words try to come out but never do.

“Opal?” As soon as her name leaves Twig’s mouth, the Marshadow begins to cry. Fat tears roll down her cheeks, only getting heavier when Twig rushes to her side and brings her into an embrace. “Opal, what’s-?”

“I have a friend-” Opal chokes on her words, trying to push through an invisible blockade in her throat. “She- she says that her big sister and brother try to leave her in dungeons by herself to ‘toughen up’ and that they were going to take her to Boulders Quarry today. She doesn’t like fighting — she usually hides when they try, and I can always find her, I haven’t been able to find her- she- I don’t- I wanted to say- she said they’ll run away and take her if anyone knew, and she didn’t want to go away — but now she’s not here, but her big brother and sister are- and- and-!”

Between her blood running cold and her burning organs, Twig manages soft words that she thinks are comforting by the way Opal’s cries calm down, but the Charmeleon can’t hear them. Ark comes into the room, concerned words leaving, but Twig doesn’t hear them. She gently puts Opal into his arms and she thinks that she mentions an emergency, but it all blurs after that. Now she walks out of Boulders Quarry, a quivering, shaking child curled up in her arms. She is careful not to aggravate old wounds that couldn’t have come from the recent the recent dungeon. The familiar excuses are desperately made by the kid, but Twig knows.

“I just got lost.”

“I got this because I fell — I fall a lot.”

“I’m okay, I’m fine. Don’t tell auntie my big brother and sister. I can go by myself.”

Twig knows and, internally, she seethes.

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It’s not my best and everyone is probably ooc, but I hope it’s still somewhat enjoyable. Sorry if it isn’t tho!

"Not my best," they say. "I hope it's still somewhat enjoyable," they say. Meanwhile I am holding this fic in my teeth like a rabid dog and shaking it (appreciative) and biting it (adoring) and eating it (complimentary).

I don't have many words to share because I've just been reeling at how good this is ever since it was sent in, but I can't wait to see any more of your work, especially of this concept!

#Twig seeing straight through the excuses #looking at this kid and saying #“I know you're lying.” #the kid starts to panic and tries to make better excuses but Twig stops them and says it's okay and asks if a sleepover w/ Opal sounds fun #flash forward however long it takes for Twig to track down the siblings and when she does #she's a vision of rage and vengeance and fear and guilt and everything a little child who's gone through things no child should feels #those siblings are going to jail #i'm not even sure if their area has a local prison or a judicial system but they're going to ask to be locked up for their own safety #that lizard is going to kill them if they don't have some concrete walls between them and her in the next ten minutes #sorry to hijack the fic you sent in it just got me like (head in my hands head in my hands head in my hands) #the present is a gift fanart #the present is a gift au #shadow baby au #pokémon mystery dungeon #pokemon mystery dungeon #pmd explorers #pmd sky #pmd eos #pmd2 #pmd #sofie answers asks