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panda-of-the-trash · 3 months

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@cloudiilink happy birthday you little shit <3

ALRIGHT anyone that´s not here for Scaramouche or has no business here go kindly fuketh off

As promise here is the sappy embarassing message for you lil sib

We´ve known eachother for a little under 7 years (yeah Jezus fuck we were little bastards when we met eh)

In those 7 years I have learned quite some things about you

I´ve learned that there´s not one single coherent thought inside your head unless is about someone on your simp list (which, same)

I´ve learned that you´re a little bit of an animal whisperer. You have the lazy bab doggo and the little bastard that is your grandparents kitten (and of course your aunt´s cat in the bag at mcdonalds) there is also the little boy at H´s place with no thought in those beady lil eyes whatsoever

I´ve learned that the braincell (I need it for tomorrow please give it back) is filled with frisbee boy living rent free up there for the moment and that you share more with him than just being surrounded by crazy redheads (my offer to set her hair on fire still stands, her face has yet to meet my slipper)

I´ve learned that you´re a kind soul, someone who´s gotten all kinds of shit thrown at them throught their life, yet you keep going. And i´m so incredibly proud of everything you´ve accomplished. Know that is you who has done all those things, you who has come this far

We´ve been though some shit in these 7 years. There was the time that you helped me with my ex, the time where we talked crap about HeWhoShallNotBeNamed and of course the time where I was a less than stellar sibling and friend (tldr, i was a dick)

You stayed through all of it and you somehow still tolerate me. I know i´ve already said this before but thank you for being here. For existing here, for living here, for being my sibling

For being my best friend (I know that I may not be your best friend but you are mine NO PRESsURE)

And now you´re heading into another decade of your life

Wow another fucking decade

Yes you are that old, you´re a fossil now just like me

I hope that when you read this message that it makes you smile, that it makes you hopefull for the beter future that awaits you (no dying)

I will always have your back, thank you for always having mine

Happy birthday Link, you old man

(Ps the offer of shoving a garden hose up HeWhoShallNotBeNamed´s ass, turning it on and watching him flail like those balloon puppets they have outside car dealerships still stands if he ever bothers you again <3)

I love you you little shit, don´t forget to take that shower :)

#anya babbles #happy birthday link #i know you don´t really like your birthday but it´s a day to celebrate you and all tjat you mean to us #thank you for being in our lives #love you little sib

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heyitsellebell · 4 months

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elle’s diary - Page 43 - 28/12/23 @ 8:51pm

heya! Hope you’re well! Had a nice day today :) Woke up around 10:45, it was a hot night so I didn’t fall asleep until the early morning. I fried up some bacon and had it with some toast for breakfast (I had that passionfruit curd on my toast again, so yummm). While trying to make a coffee I thought I broke the coffee machine. I felt like I was pulling a lever on a train track when I was pressing the pod in the machine. Turned out I hadn’t emptied the receptacle for ages and dirty coffee water started flowing out of it lol. I thought it broke on the inside or something. False alarm tho.

After enjoying my coffee and breakfast I got ready to leave the place I was house-sitting with my sister. Packed up my clothes, cleaned up my room, and made sure I had everything with me. We took the dog with us for a lil car trip to meet my mum at my home. She was so sweet with her. We went for a good walk and then I said goodbye to my sister and the doggo. I had such a fun time chilling with them, so I was a little sad. After that I unpacked my stuff and relaxed with Prue for a while. I missed her so much!

I also unpacked my Christmas stocking, which I hadn’t realised was stuffed! I wasn’t expecting it as I just wanted to take it out as decoration. I got a really sweet assortment of gifts including one of my favourite sweets, a cool Mario Bros ornament, and chocolate coins amongst some other nice things! (Check out the attached pic!) Such a lovely surprise. We then had dinner (the last of the Christmas leftovers), and I’ve been chilling on the couch with Prue until now! I think I’m gonna work on the vocals for ‘Achilles’ tomorrow! I’ve been itching to get to them but was too tired after all the social stuff of December. I’ve also been listening to the track list of ‘elsewhere’ with my cheap earphones (or earphone, the right side broke ages ago) to see how it sounds on a different listening device. It’s something I do with everyone one of my releases before I put it out, and the songs sound great! A bit more treble is present in the sound, but the songs still feel balanced and close to the listener. Alrighty, I think that’s gonna be all for now! Thanks for reading and take care of yourself <3

lots of love,

elle xoxo

#breakfast #coffee #dogs #christmas #walking in nature #dog walking #dinner #haha oops #summer #dayinmylife #daily blog #musician #indie artist #music producer #blogger #christmas gifts

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abra-ka-dammit · 5 months

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Going in to the vet ER every day for over a week has really shone light on how many different.... kinds of pet owners there are

and im almost kind of mad to find out i am not the most common kind. not gonna lie. bc i feel like i should be.

theres the ones who come in and sit there and bitch and leave because the triage system determined that their pet is in stable enough condition that the docs need to focus on more critical ones ahead of it and waiting is too much of a hassle despite whatever concern originally brought them to an emergency vet. the my dog ate a grape and was puking all morning and twitching and acting very strange but i dont want to wait TWO HOURS for them to be able to do the testing needed to make sure she puked all of the poison out of her system and wont like, get organ failure or some other invisible issue for it, bc she "seems fine now", so instead i'm going home. these ones piss me off, and are common.

theres the ones who come in to the emergency room with their nice pet in its nice carrier and then look at the front desk clerk like theyre abso-fucking-lutely insane when they ask them if they'd like to consent to CPR in case of cardiac arrest while under ER care, and fervently shake their head and say no, for a CAT? no, no, no... i'm not paying to give CPR to an animal. That's ridiculous. these ones piss me off, and are very common.

and there's ones like the lady and gentleman i sat by today. the lady who had clearly been crying, saw my carrier as I sat, and immediately asked about my pet. Who looked at me with big, sad eyes when I told her the story of what happened to Bojji, and who with a shaky voice told me the vets here are so compassionate, how she was so scared coming in today that she was going to have to put down her 15 year old dog, because its behavior had been so abrupt and scary (seems suddenly her left legs just, wouldnt work?), but they took the dog in immediately and comforted her. She was so shook and the stoic, silent-type man with her (husband, I presume,) was sort of sympathetically frowning and gently patting her arm or leg and i was like. oh, no. i see what kind you are. you're me. so LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOW GREAT THE DOCTORS HERE ARE. so i got to gush about how much the vets there clearly love the pets they care for and how they worked with me and explained everything every step of the way to make sure i can get bojji to the finish line bc they want to see the happy ending just as much as we do, and i got to see hope shine in this poor lady's eyes even before the doc finally came out. they told them their doggy was stable and scans arent showing any injuries or growths like cancer so its very likely doggo is suffering some temporal lobe issues--frustrating, likely due to old age, but can be helped out with treatment, and is nothing to be put to sleep over, certainly. the lady was so relieved, and even her husband seemed to perk up once their lil doggy was back in their arms. these types i adore and wish there were more of. before the doc came out we had talked a while about old pets, other folks pets, etc, and it was just clear the both of them adored this dog like she was their whole world and would do whatever it took to make sure she could continue her long, happy life. like pet owners should.

then a lady came in who had witnessed an untagged-but-collared dog get hit and run by a car by the side of a freeway out in nowhere lands and risked getting in trouble with state troopers for stopping on the side of the road to help it. said doggo was alive and even had her head up when riding the gurney in. despite the tagless collar the dog wasnt chipped so had no proof of ownership and was taken in as a stray, and the kind person who brought her in left with hope in her heart of seeing that doggo later on the humane society's website alive and ready to be adopted to a loving home. i, who had to sit there longer while awaiting the return of my cat whose tubes were being drained, had to deal with gaining the heart breaking knowledge that said doggo won't be making it to the humane society at all. after overhearing doctors in the back mention something being "entirely shattered", after which the listening party looked especially grim, I daresay the surgical intervention this dog likely needs is not going to have a financial backing of any sort thanks to being a "stray". i guess at least that woman's kindness means in her final moments, that doggy won't be in pain, rather than slowly dying alone and cold down in the ditch she had tumbled into after the hit. i hate that its all that woman's kindness would amount to. i hate that some person didnt even put a fucking tag with a goddamned phone number on their dog's collar. you're gonna make me go to bed tonight knowing that poor helpless dog had a fucking careless owner who let her get as far astray as a freeway, who cared enough to mark her as property but not enough to take fucking responsibility for said property, and that she needlessly experienced massive painful physical trauma and is dying tonight at a depressingly young age because the people who had her in hands and could have saved her had nobody to ask permission to do so to. do you even know she's gone? do you even care?

if i ever meet that kind of pet owner, i dont make any promises i would be able to stay civil

#stupid shit #tw animal harm/death mentions

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gladlypants · 9 months

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I'm so tirrrrred and a little achy still, and my doggos refuse to let me rest in peace and quiet. My husband is cleaning out our car (rip Prius) to trade in for a big man truck because he's been missing his old one for hauling all his man stuff around in I guess (I agreed to it as long as we can have heated seats again!), and also working on installing a new AC unit in the attic (both of our units died this summer and it has been miserable,) so I have custody of the pups. I send him a lil wrestling gif every time they start ackin' up. They are awful miscreants whenever he's not around.

#personal #nonsims

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ventrue-in-control · 1 year

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@fallen--leafs [Private]

Now im not expecting anything to happen so dont worry. But, just in case i gurlboss too close to the sun.

50% of my assets will go to henry 30% to my lil bro n u and chez get to spend the 20% left. However. My cars. Ill leave them to you. Just. Be very careful with them. They were pens. My appartment will be for u to clean out just so u can fish out things henry maybe shouldn't read or like see. But the rest u can just give to henry. He also will take care of daisy but d0g3 will need a new owner. Its my robo doggo. Like ur mouse but. Eh. Better. Eitherway, ull need to take care of it. Ehhhh. The ship will be chez' and ehhhh if u could take care of pens grave on the 26th. I thiiiiink thats all. Just in case.

Oh theres a black box under my bed. Its got sealed notes in em. Just habd em out to the adressed folk if u can find em else eliza prolly could. Thaaaank youuu

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darkicedragon · 1 year

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darkicedragon Frankenstein in the car with muzaka and m Or maybe frankenstein needs to have a convertable or a truck at the back so muzaka can fit Also needing dog seatbelts, bc muzaka sees something and wants to jump towards ^owo^, while lil m sees something and wants to jump away <ono> But also its more just to remind muzaka to not move, bc muzaka would just take the car with him XDD But muzaka wants to be in the car with frankenstein, not in the trailer. Needs to make sure frankenstein is okay and not falling asleep or hungry azure depends on how conscious they are? bc if Muzaka is doggo but still has his.... uh... hooman thinking, he'll know what's up darkicedragon muzaka just like |w=^ out the window the whole time instead

#noblesse #skype conversations #madameazzure #muzaka #wolf!muzaka #m21 #wolf!m21 #frankenstein

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kandiwinged · 9 months

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i love when my mom picks me up and the dog is with her in the car cuz then im all the ride home with the doggo in my lap and scratching behind her lil ears.......

#✦ jackal howls﹒﹢

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hobiiflwr · 6 years

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Tagged by @bumble-beckie <333

Name: Olivia

Nicknames: Liv and livi

Height: 6’0” (I’m a tol bean)

Orientation: Pan

Favorite fruit: avocados and cherries

Nationality: American

Favorite season: all of them but summer

Favorite plant: cacti (all the plants I own usually die :((((()

Favorite scent: mint

Dream trip: probably somewhere is Europe or Asia

Favorite color: I like all colors, but a warm grey is one I really like

Dogs or cats: can I pick both?

Favorite animals: I love all animals, especially fluffy ones

Tea, coffee, or hot chocolate: tea~

Average hours of sleep: 8?

Favorite characters: this is like picking a favorite child, but probably midoriya or todoroki

When did you make your blog: like 2013/2014

How many followers do you have: 47 and I love you all <33

Random fact: I can play ukulele and guitar :p

(Make your own question)

Any hobbies: I read an unholy amount of book

Tagging @sunflowersayings @springfling789

#that was a thing #i actually jumped out of a car the other day to go pet lil doggos

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willowwhispersspeakeasy · 2 years

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Omen's first impressions of twst characters vs now

This is just for funsies, and bc im playing the english game this is just the characters whos chapters are out rn

Riddle : ohmyfuckinggod you tiny little menace you better pray to whatever deity there is here bc heaven help me if you so much as tell me what to do i will snap your forarm in half like a twig

Now : *begrudging sigh* your trauma is valid. I wouldnt wish that on anyone. But if i hear one rule come out your mouth directed at me you get a three second head start, otherwise it's on sight

Ace : ah yes, the troublemaker side kick with Protagonist Syndrome

Now : You funky lil fucker you are now my little brother im adopting you you annoying lil bitch

Deuce : Ah, theres gotta be some Tramatic Backstory for this kiddo

Now : b a b y. c h i l d. I love you my little brother come here its okay I'll help you with your homework

Cater : Oh shit, hes so hot hold on-

Now : see id highkey have a social media crush on you but in reality we've only talked like four times and have almost nothing in common

Trey : ah yes, the big brother type

Now : Meh, tastes like... vanilla icecream. NEXT

Leona : fuck you you lazy bitchy spoild asshole

Now : still that a little bit but hes grown on me. A guilty pleasure of mine. We can have a little Depression Catman, as a treat

Ruggie : Cute cute cute fluffy boy!! HIS EARS THE WAY THEY MOVE ohmygod *happy stims*

Now : still the same, would absolutely take advantage of me finding him adorable but honestly i aint even mad

Jack : Nope. Doggos make me Nervous, jock types do too, especially big intimidating ones

Now : okay youre actually just a tsundere. I can work with that. A hidden Good Boy

Azul : fuck no i aint doing that shady capitalist shit. big Car Salesman energy

Now : COME HERE DARLING PLEASE EAT SOME CHICKEN WINGS WITH ME BABY IT'S OKAY ILY I STG IF I CATCH YOU COUNTING CALORIES IM TAKING THE LABELS OFF OF EVERYTHING

Jade : oh thats The Devil. There is Satan behind his eyes. Ive seen this shit before

Now : teach me your ways mushroom-sempai. I am one murderous merman away from borderline kinning him god i need therapy

Floyd : lol imma keep you. The Unhinged Outcast type, aka my ✨Favorite Trope✨

Now : exactly the same. When his voice gets deep and scary thats my favorite. I wanna see him fully loose it i bet hed completely rip someone to shreds y e s gimme the feral merman

#i had no idea riddle was so popular bc i hated him as soon as we met him #omen speaks #a wild shitpost appeared #twsted wonderland #twst #disney twst #disney twisted wonderland #riddle rosehearts #ace trappola #deuce spade #cater diamond #trey clover #leona kingscholar #ruggie bucchi #jack howl #azul ashengrotto #jade leech #floyd leech

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shtern-and-art · 3 years

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"Skeppy will probably cry" "Bad will probably cry". Bish, screw, that I am crying!!!

This whole thing was bloody gorgeous and I wasn't expecting that ending. I had no clue what ending to expect but that was definitely better than any I could have hoped for. Forest spirit to soulmate your honour!

I was terrified that you were gonna leave it at the point where he loses the spirit and becomes mortal again. If you had I would be actively sobbing!!!! And oh my god, the art!!! I still can't get over how wonderful your style is.

Imma ask fun things because if I don't I'll sit in a puddle of emotion all night:

What's the first tech thing Bad will buy and how annoying will he be about it? Poor Skeppy trying to answer 101 questions about something he doesn't really use XD.

Is no one concerned that the odd couple from a town they never name has a pet wolf??

Do they immediately go over to a different town or do they wander for a while. Find hidden creeks and befriend bears?

Does Bad still have a connection to nature and animals, like are creatures naturally more trusting of him?

Do they ever visit the og town again?

Does Skeppy still cause absolute chaos in other towns or has he learnt his lesson and only causes minor trouble now?

Does Bad ever try and study again? If he did what would he study and would Skeppy try to study as well?

Does Skeppy steal? I dunno, he just give off the vibe of a naughty lil trickster who'll pocket something if the owner refuses to sell it him.

Immediately after leaving the forest what the first 'argument' they have (not including the car one)?

Would they ever ride horse? If yes, how terrified would Skeppy be?

Skeppy falls outta tree. I don't know why but my mind keeps telling me that this man has great balance until he climbs trees. They are his mortal enemy and Bad finds this both hilarious and terrifying because he is going to hurt himself.

I had waaaaay more questions than I intended to have. My bad '^_^ but this story was way too much fun to read and you are entirely to blame for making it so engaging!

Make sure to take care of yourself and do stretches after and during drawing. You don't wanna hurt yourself <3

AaaaI’m so glad you liked it! :D And, dang, man, I cried while writing that part too :D

And I promised a nice ending for the main story, I did, and this one also makes the most sense narratively! For the story I wanted to tell, at least. Bad can’t really become human again, he’s changed to much. He can only move on, and do something with what he is, and has. And he did! :D That’s really nice and inspiring, this story will always have a place in my heart, heheh <3

Being a guardian spirit connected to a person and all, Bad may be not as strong as before, but he can’t die unless Skeppy dies first. And Skeppy can do that, but he’s pretty sturdy, and his lifespan operates on a whole other scale than human ones. And Bad knowing Skeppy’s real name balances it all out, makes them equal in the power and influence they have over each other.

So hellyeah, soulmates for the win :DDD

I’ll answer all questions under the cut, and this close up from one of the pages!

1) What's the first tech thing Bad will buy and how annoying will he be about it?

Probably a pager! Because it’s a more feasible thing to get than a wholeass computer Bad actually wanted :D An it means Skeppy will have to get one too, and that Bad will be having the time of his life texting him and everyone he can get a number from, even if they’re still in the room with him.

Poor Skeppy indeed, he can learn to appreciate the pagers, and later phones, too, and computers, but he really has 0 idea on how it all works and why Bad is so fascinated by it all.

2) Rat and regular people

Oh, she can shapeshift, just like Bad! If they’re out with people around, she takes form of a puppy, and Bad can pass her off as a weird mix breed rescue doggo.

3) Do they immediately go over to a different town or do they wander for a while?

Oh, since they have no end destination in mind, they can ride around for a bit, go visit some cool places and roadside attractions. Sadly, Skeppy is probably not spiritually or morally ready to full on befriend wild bears yet, and they do need money for gas and snacks. So, at some point they will have to stop somewhere and find work – at least for a bit, to save up. Life’s gonna be a bit complicated with all that, until Skeppy figures out his treasure-finding abilities :DD

4) Bad and nature and animals

He is definitely still in tune with all wildlife! Even more – Bad could become a proper guardian spirit for Skeppy in part because, in a way, Skeppy himself is part of the nature.

So yeah, Bad can understand animals (and plants) and communicate with them; they’re just more free to not take his shit, and Bad’s emotions do not “possess” them unless he makes an effort to do so.

He doesn’t like doing it, tho.

5) Do they ever visit the og town again?

Hm, I think they will completely forget about it for a while, until, like, 30+ years later they will be going somewhere, and find themselves around those parts. And they try to not appear too often in the areas they’ve spent a lot of time in already (they can be pretty recognizable, and also barely show signs of aging). But it’s been a long time, and the town’s really different now… So they make a stop, and spend a day there. They walk the unfamiliar streets between the new buildings, check out the popular hiking trail, the advertisements for hot springs and winter activities. The old cinema is still there, and is hosting an all-night marathon of classic horror movies of the last century.

Bad and Skeppy leave the town after sunset – the day was nice, but they have nothing more to do there. They ride through the forest on a well paved road, with radio playing something barely above the whisper. And in the dark of hot summer night, Bad can see the white stag running between the trees alongside their car. Shadows dance over the shimmering light of it’s fur.

Somewhere after the towns border, the stag disappears back in the forest. But the air in the car stays light and fresh, saving the smell of old pines and dry leaves all though the night.

6) Skeppy and chaos

Well, after the whole mess in the main story, Skeppy definitely learned some lessons, especially about not being a dick :D

But the thing is – he can’t really help the fact that things tend to stir up around him a lot. He naturally brings in chaos into everything, because he is, in part, a personification, or an outlet for it in the world. And so, to feel, well and good, and himself Skeppy gotta do stuff that disrupts balance, and creates some mayhem. And in gave him a lot of trouble in early life, but in the course of the main story he learned that he can chose were he lets that chaos to take hold, learned what can come of that chaos, apart from utter misery.

Like, where it can help dismantle something destructive, and where – bring in the more positive change, that was already brewing, possible, but is stagnant for some reason.

Soooo, I can’t say Skeppy causes only minor chaos in his life, but he sure learns even more about not being a dick :DDDD

7) The studying

I think Bad will want to get a higher education at some point, because he wanted to, and because it’s already new millennia and all that. Bet he’ll go for something very technical and/or literature. Maybe he’ll start by piking up some classes in small time colleges, when they stop in one place for a while, and later get into an online program, because why not.

Skeppy is not a college guy at all. He’ll listen to Bad talk about it, read textbooks if he wants to, can research stuff, buuut going to classes and doing homework is definitely not his thing.

8) Stealing

Well, you’re right, Skeppy can and will steal stuff out of spite! And will be scolded by Bad for it, and will not feel (that) sorry about it. But real stealer between them will be Bad himself :D

It’s just… he has the corvid tendencies, and a hoard (a box) of sentimental mementos from different people and events, and the thrill of stealing something small and harmless is very exciting. Bad is very proud of his little collection. Skeppy finds it very adorable, a bit hypocritical, and kinda creepy. Like, that pretty box he gifted Bad at some point is now full of stuff like:

- pressed flower from the clearing they had a picnic at on their anniversary

- the button the waitress lost that one day the storm caused a black out in the whole town

- some small animal bones

- couple pretty rocks Bad stole from Skeppy’s pockets

- penny that was once glued to the ground

- a handful of teeth people (and not people) lost in fights with Bad

- pen from some fancy hotel

- rainbow dash keychain that belonged to a child

- the list goes on

9) Argument

Oh, that same day they’ll fight over whether they should stay at the really crappy and suspicious looking motel, or go sleep in a perfectly fine forest near the road. Ironically, Bad wanted to try out the motel (because, yay, first time spending the night back in civilization), and Skeppy was the one insisting on sleeping in nature (because the motel looks like it could give you 10 diseases if you even stand near it, and sleeping in the forest is kind of nice, and means they can cuddle).

10) Horses

The guys will probably ride them at some point. Well, Bad will ride, and Skeppy will sit on his horse and hope it knows what to do and where to go, because trying to make this giant thing do something seems dangerous. If they’ll have to actually go somewhere fast, Skeppy will not survive that day, his butt (and legs) will be dead for days to come.

And riding with Bad on one horse may sound romantic and nice, but all romance dies when the gallop starts.

11) Skeppy and climbing

Skeppy is more down to earth kind of guy, more of a “rocks and caves” kind of creature, real-life lizard person or something. Up on the trees and in the air – not really his element, yeah. But it doesn’t mean that Skeppy will accept this fact easy. The embarrassment of never managing to safely make it down a tree is too strong, he just has to do it all over again, and again. And again. Because, clearly, he was distracted this time. And the time before that Bad was teasing him, and it “disrupted his flow”. And, really, maybe these trees here just do not like Skeppy much, and make him slip a lot. Yeah.

So, more often than not, if Skeppy climbs a tree, he will not stop climbing it until he falls, or the tree ends. Bad had to take him off high branches couple times, forcefully, because, of course, Skeppy was sitting there for 2 hours just to properly enjoy the sunset. He can climb down at any point, he just Choses not to. The view is amazing. The bark is literally part of his skin now, not because he holds on tight, no, he’s just Than Much one with the nature )<

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Don’t apologize for the questions! It’s always so fun to answer them, and it makes me think more about stuff I may have skipped, or didn’t think about before. It’s really nice :3c

Again, thank you for the ask, and for being here for this story! <3

(And I’ll try setting timers for rest breaks while I draw, mb that will help)

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In The Dark - masterpost

#mcyt #mcyt fanart #badboyhalo #skeppy #skephalo #In The Dark #it's so hot here #my laptop's keyboard is like a stove #=c=#shtern talks

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obae-me · 3 years

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Lucifer cuddling with his lil baby doggo Cerbie is now my life's purpose. All hail any scary, strict, tall men who are nice to dogs and babies.

Honestly this is my headcanon. I don’t care if he tries to claim Cerberus is not a pet and a guard dog, he’s only saying that so his brothers don’t go “well you have a pet, why can’t I?”

Absolutely agree 100%. I just know Lucifer is the kind of guy who would slow down and maybe even stop to look at a dog, maybe pet it, and he has for sure punched in a few car windows in the human realm for people who leave their dogs in the car.

I think dogs would end up loving him too, trying to run over to him, freaking their owners out and apologizing to the scary man, but he just crouches down, scratches the doggo behind their ear and tells them not to worry about it.

#not writing #asks

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wecanlivelikejackxsallyifwewant · 3 years

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So a week ago yesterday, we were back from Florida. I was given inspiration, from a friend, to recap what all we did (that I can remember) from our time in Florida so it can be solidified in history and I can look back on this post and reminisce! Here it goes!

August 10: All packed in the car, there was nothing else to do but go. My friend was staying with my dogs and it was so hard to say goodbye. Clayton hopped in the back seat, me in the front with my Halloween doggo blanket and my eye mask/head phone combo and Kevin driving. I specifically remember warning Clayton that he should switch sides bc at some point I’m going to want to recline my seat. I also specifically warned him that I snore really bad in the car 😬 idk what it is! Is it the angle of the chair, is it that I’m not laying flat? I truly don’t know. Anyway, that night was just driving, stopping for gas, smokin’ weed, and sleeping. Nothing to write home about.

August 11: We’ve arrived! Our condo is on the 3rd floor- all steps, no elevator 😑 it’s fine. We’re all sleep deprived, a little cranky and snippy w each other. It’s fine, we get over it once we see the view! Hermitage by The Bay!

… We start talking about all the stuff we want to do. We did none of it, but it was still a special time! We immediately unpack and unwind for a little bit. A couple naps. Then we linked up w the husband-to-be and hit the beach! Me, Kev and Matt went for a late night bite at Rockin’ Tacos. Bomb food!! Great street corn 🌽

August 12: We get pretty good nights rest! The beds were really comfortable- at least mine and Kevs was! We woke up leisurely and we hit this great Asian cuisine restaurant for lunch. So good. Rained for a bit, didn’t last long at all. Hit the beach again! Met a cute lil crab 🦀 his body was like the size of a silver dollar. Then we went to the strip cluuuuuuuub 💃 Nick fell in love w a beautiful, Colombian stripper. Clayton fell in love w a petite, blonde stripper. I met a stripper who was from MO! She hung out w me and the bride-to-be for the rest of the night fr, unless she was up of course. Two strippers told me my makeup looked amazing 💁‍♀️ We were given the most delicious shot from the bar tender: pineapple upside down shot. One word: DANGEROUS. Too good. Somewhere along the way “FF” was born 🙄 when I said it, it stood for “Fucking Fuck” others weren’t as kind *disappointment*

August 13: Woke up, went on a minor grocery store run then landed at Floyd’s Shrimp House. Cajun chicken pasta for me… you know the deal! We got a mountain of fried pickles. Then we did a night walk on the beach and some lounging around the condo. Had Whataburger for the first time!

August 14: Wedding Day! Dustin came over to avoid seeing his bride. We chilled. The wedding was great. I got a lot of good shots! There was definitely a storm a brewing!! We got off the beach just in time. The reception was great. Matt and his bridesmaid “hopped up” and Nick and his did a secret handshake. Cute. One person asked me if I got my makeup done w the bridal party, one person asked if I was a makeup artist and two people complimented my makeup! We danced forever. Don’t stop believing was the last song before it was over. Then we went to Vibe night club. The drama that ensued, pssssssht. Dumb. So, Matt saw these two girls, started talking to them, it was going fine. Then he starts yelling at them, the music did get louder but they kind of looked over at me w a weird look on their face. I talk to them one time and I’m a cockblock. Okay 🙄 we continue, they sat next to me so I talked to them a few times. Got them hooked up w a pineapple upside shot! They loved it. Matt tried to talk to them again but I said something while he was and he got mad again talking about me being a cockblock. I was TRYING to get them to talk to me more to trust me to enough to get them to at least dance w Nick and Matt but he didn’t give me a chance!! Matt dances w a crackhead and that was interesting. Anyway, it gets kind of boring honestly, doesn’t really start jumpin until this group of girls comes in and they’re all twerking on the dance floor, the only ones out there living they’re best lives! Then a bikini contest was happening but thankfully we all agreed to close out our tabs and leave so we were walking out the door when this happened. Bless. We get back to the condo, Kevin’s the first one to pass out. Nick and Matt are bad influences! *Shaaaaaaame* Then Matt passes out. Nick and I stay up talking for like an hour about tattoos and a bunch of other stuff. I’m pretty fucked up but not as much as him. So he inevitably ends up on the floor. I ask him if he wants help to bed, we get him on his feet and I’m like “okay, you ready to walk?” He says “yep!” Then instantly becomes dead weight. I drop this dude 🤣 I laugh at first but then make sure he’s okay and he didn’t hit his head or anything. He says he’s good so I get him a couple pillows and a blanket, he’s out. I’m the last one up!

August 15: We don’t start out great. Everyone’s in pain, Kev and I get into a fight- you know how people get when they’re all together for too long. You butt heads, it’s fine. We get past that and hit this amazing Hawaiian restaurant. Soo good. Then we meet up w the newlyweds and go to the pier. It was awesome! We saw dolphins 🐬 and sea turtles 🐢 and this pelican flew down right next to me! It was awesome. After that we go to the Crab Trap. Again, Cajun chicken pasta! Then we head to the condo to pack. ☹️ we had a good time and ate great food. I got some saltwater taffy from the crappy Irvin’s (there were two right across the street from each other) plus my souvenirs.

August 16: Nashville! On our way back we hit Nashville for some Jacks bbq. Made it home pretty late. The dogs went nuts! It was so good to see them 🐶🐶 Thank goodness we had the next day off!

August 17: Blaire is born!

August 18: I QUIT MY JOB!!

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milkbunnicult · 3 years

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the other day i got off work earlier than i thought so my ride wasnt there yet and so i walked over to a turn off and sat on the big ass snow bank. like 3 minutes go by and a fuckin cop car pulls up and 2 dude cops get out and im textin my bf cause the last time this scenario happened it Did Not end well for me and i was already trying to hold back a massive fucking anxiety attack and these fucking 6′4′ pigs try and get me to let them “give me a ride home” and im trying to make excuses and pray to any and all fucking gods/goddesses that they leave cause im like 5 foot and dont want to go to jail for stabbing a cop. thank fuck my bf called right then and he made it out like he was only a minute away and so they finally left after taking my ID and doing a check or what the fuck ever.

so ive been a bit on edge since the week before this i also got followed while i was walking and luckily got to go chill at the local five guys cause the peeps in there know me and let me sit in there despite them closing half way between me coming in and my boy coming to get me. and THIS FUCKING MORNING i get woken up at 6 AM (only got to sleep at like 3) to what sounded like my doggo baby Doll getting beaten and people in the house and after telling my aunt that if i didnt call her back in 10 minutes to call 911, i go down and the basement door is open (doggo has the whole downstairs to herself cause i have skittish kit kat upstairs) but no other door??? and Doll is fine??? albeit a lil confused as to why her nap time was interupted by me crying and grabbing her for relief cuddles. SO????? ghosts??? my over paranoid mind??? I’ve never had an audio of my baby screaming so like??? and the door?? wtf??

#TW//sexual assault mention #TW// police #TW// halucinations ???#TW// Imaginary animal violence ??#im just so tired yall #also im biased but i feel like any Female appearing person should never get into a fucking cop car voluntarily #bad shit has happened to me and atleast 3 of my friends #and ive heard so many awful fucking stories on here and other platforms #ps ACAB

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pity-the-backseat · 3 years

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Can you please ship me with someone? Im: -tall-thin-long, curly, brown hair-pale-big brown eyes -sarcastic-lil bit depressed-a girl-bishrexual-a crackhead -loud -1 dimple on cheek In love with: -1970's muscle cars-boys that are taller than me/make me laugh-animals(doggos)-books-rock music-chocolate -cuddling-playing drums-painting-writing-singing-cooking -abs ;)-milkshakes-peaches-motorcycles I wear: -really big hoodies-leather jackets-glasses-JEANS-hightops -friendship bracelets-rings Tysm!!!

Found it! :D

Alrighty I hope you like your result but I think I want to ship you with Steve here :)

First off, manz is just a straight-up goofball who wants to see you laugh more than anything. I feel like you two mightve met if you were gassing up your motorcycle and he waltzed over trying to make some jokes that you might've resisted at first, but it's just possible you caved when he hopped up on and immediately slid off the hood of a hardbody auto in the parking lot that was needing some work done. He definitely milked some sympathy points by demanding your attention in that little accident.

For the physical, he's at a solid 6 feet or so if not higher up, and he takes a lot of pride in his bod, so rest assured you've got the ab muscles covered and he'll just love it if you have a thing about putting your hands on his tummy to feel "why not if it's there?" and if you poke him in the ribs from time to time, that's where he's most ticklish so have fun with that :) I also headcanon Steve as having glasses he's meant to wear that he's guilty of leaving in the case sometimes, so you can probably help up his confidence when you tell him he looks good when he has those on, too

Being with Steve means you're sharing his wardrobe, which works out well for you because your jeans/denim fascination is definitely going to score you his cutoff vests and other wear just because they're comfy as hell and Steve probably thinks you look majorly tuff while wearing it too ;)

The best/worst kept secret on the North Side of Tulsa, Oklahoma is that Steve Randle is a bigfathuge-o cuddler. From a not so cool family situation to the close relationships he has with people like Soda, the people Steve loves are treated to the very best bear hug affection can buy, and somebody like you will probably be the one in a million to make his mind quiet down long enough to just lie still under the stars and hold one another in the back flatbed of somebody's borrowed Chevy.

Other highlights include:

A chocolate diet, which both of you promise each other to try and wean yourselves off of, but fail miserably

Steve kissing you, nuzzling you, poking you/ otherwise completely loving the dimple in your cheek and just maybe....

Drawing you, especially to get a good likeness of that side of your face. Yep! In my headcanon-theatre, something Steve likes to do (though he keeps quiet about it) is draw. It sometimes takes the form of cars he works on, hangouts he sees around Tulsa, but eventually he comes around to drawing some of the gang, and even if Dally is around to think it's goofy, you make him feel better about it and keep him doing what he loves

A hilarious reality: Steve Randle cannot sing. He will yodel and howl like a dog and bellow his favorite Elvis crooners, but it's always hilariously off-key. So your voice is also probably going to be something he attaches to, and I have a mental picture of you sitting with Mickey or something else on the TV, Steve's head in your lap, and you combing through his (slightly greasy) curls while singing softly

Oh yeah, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. And the way you laugh. And smile. And talk about motorcycles and show up tuff-talkers at the drive-in about how they don't even half understand the motor machines they're riding in a way that is so hot and attractive to Steve he'll want to just grab you for a kiss right there

His little head bops while you're drumming, making little percussive noises that go along with the rhythm

The way you two just fit together, like the only ones that could have found each other and no one would've been a better match

I super-duper hope you like the ship I picked for you, I tried to utilize all the info you gave me <3 thanks so much for sending, and have a great day 💜💜

#ask #lol these were sitting for a bit sorry lovely #peep my self-promo of the steve glasses imagine from ages ago #neurodivergent 'pencil-tapping kid' steve randle my beloved

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