#Update: it got gayer!!!

[ninadove]

I don’t know what’s happening but I like it

#miraculous ladybug #zoenette #kittybella #kagadrinette #eminath #marcaniel #julerose #feligami #YES I’m counting Feligami. These kids are NOT cishet there’s no way. #I’m not going to delude myself into thinking we’ll get more than what we got with Zoe #But you know what? I love what we got with Zoe! #I hope she gets more screentime! #mlb spoilers #mlb deflagration #mlb reunion #mlb protection #mlb emotion #Update: it got gayer!!!

[buggachat]

crying in the corner because my checkmarks are boring and lame now

#rainbow and blue checkmarks are separate now #and because i bought them before rainbow was introduced i got banished to the blue realm in the new update #but i had the perfect amount for a double rainbow :( im sad #i sent a support ticket and all they could do was give me a discount #punished for being too cool (read: fiscally irresponsible) too soon (read: before website got gayer) #not ml

[kirnet]

Todays part of my dads gay ally homework was explaining he/him and non-binary lesbians 💕

#he don’t got it completely but he gets he doesn’t need to as a straight guy. go Michael ally supreme #he just ordered our pride flag for the house and went to a lesbian owned brewery last weekend the man is gayer than I am #he knows the bear pride flag on sight?? i didn’t reach him that one #Michael update #ramblings

[rosaacicularis]

tcliop update: 23.7k words, like three scenes left, they are even more gay now, idk how but they are. the new estimated word count is probably about 26k <3 estimated release date is still probably early september

#they genuinely gayer than when i last wrote this fic #they got gayer while i was asleep #i mix hermitcraft and life series lore for self indulgent reasons <3 #and i don’t care what anybody else says #tcliop update #scarian #desert duo #grian #scar #gtwscar #goodtimeswithscar #hermitshipping #hermitcraft #trafficshipping

[mikereads]

Blair likes to paint and she reads Emily Dickinson! Blair sweetie come on!

#and this is all season 1 folks I’m #blair warner #what are you going to say next she listens to Melissa ethridge #I mean she does like Donna Summers… I’m coming out I want the world to know #update: it got even gayer she likes Jane Fonda that is all #and I’m 1981 when she was still black listed? gay #the facts of life #wlw

[ghosts-and-glory]

Gonna be honest, no idea what that last asker was talking about when they said Narinder deserved purgatory more. The guy is messed up, don't get me wrong, but the sheep genocide was completely out of his control. There isn't even any evidence that he got locked up for anything other than inventing a way to revive followers!

Narinder is much more palatable than the bishops and the fandom tends to forget that making him pissy/angry all the time is actually pretty ooc (ESPECIALLY considering the time it took between updates). He liked you as a god, he was mad for a while as a follower, AND THEN HE SAID HE RESPECTED YOU AS A GOD BEFORE YOU EVEN FULLY FINISHED HIS QUEST LINE!

Tldr; Narinder isn't as bad as the bishops, torture is cringe unless it's character building :)

That cat spent a thousand years being punished, let him rest. He’s been punished for his betrayal, a thousand years of it. During the game his crime is trying to escape a prison that he would never be allowed out of. He’s given no opportunity to reform, no time to rest and no end in sight.

I do enjoy it when follower Narinder is a bitch, I just want him to be mean to me is that too much to ask?

I’m a chronic adhd rambler and I hate scrolling by long posts. More thoughts on Narinder under the cut.

I do think this bit of dialogue is telling.

If you resurrect he seems to imply that resurrection is what started him towards his betrayal. He points out specifically that that there are no other gods to stop you from playing with life and death, this action makes him see himself in The Lamb. His reaction to the funeral is more reserved. Maybe he’s disappointed, maybe he feels some level of relief that you wouldn’t repeat his actions, maybe a bit of both.

And there’s his dialogue after his defeat.

I was originally gonna say something about his murder dialogue but I got distracted by how fucked up he is. Narinder, baby, I know you’re the god of death but begging to die is not normal.

But yeah the point that he seems to respect the Lamb’s godhood kinda supports my game theory that the Lamb is more death than Narinder. At the end of his godhood Nari was corrupt, driven by revenge and power. Depending on your actions as the Lamb you are now either walking the same corrupt path as he did, respecting the natural order of life and granting rest, or a bit of both.

I do think its easiest to love Narinder out of all of the npcs in the game. Yeah okay he’s evil in that good tumbly sexler man kinda way but he’s also the character with the most content. He has the most dialogue, you meet with him the most, he’s got the hardest boss battle with unique mechanics. I get why he’s the fan favourite and why people like Narilamb, what gayer than being character foils? Nothing.

He’s my little meow meow and I’m mean to him cause I love him. Mwah.

#my post #cult of the lamb #cotl narinder #I want to pick apart these characters so much #spinning nari in my head #Nathan Drawfee said tumbly sexler man and I haven’t been the same since #ask

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for getting mad at a friend over Harry Potter?

🏳‍⚧🎊 <- for recognizing this later

I (15X) have this IRL friend who we'll call A (14X). A and I are both under the trans/nonbinary umbrella, which I feel will be important. A also suspects that they have autism, which I won't deny, I feel like they do as well.

A is one of my best friends, and I've known them since we were 8 years old. We generally know what types of media would be considered dogwhistles towards marginalized groups - or so I thought, which is why it surprised me when A said they were getting into a mild HP hyperfixation.

A tends to hop around from fixation to fixation, and currently has been into Percy Jackson for the past month, constantly sending screenshots of their favorite moments in different fanfics to a group chat, including me and another friend, J (14X). I'd been fine with that, as A usually did this with any fixation and I thought it was fine.

One thing I did know is that PJO and HP crossovers are really popular (or at least, they were - not so sure about now), but I didn't think that A would associate with anything relating to HP. But then one day, I saw that A was talking with J about sorting their favorite PJO characters into different Hogwarts houses. If you haven't read HP, the school is called Hogwarts, and there are four houses within the school that you can get sorted into based on personality traits.

This surprised me, a lot. I thought that we all knew HP wasn't the greatest series (romanticization of slavery, anyone?), and that the author herself was a complete piece of shit. But when I voiced this, A basically said that they were rewriting the series to be "gayer" and more trans-accepting.

This troubled me. For one thing, as we were all trans, I thought they would know not to associate with HP in any way, shape, or form. I replied with, "You know JKR thinks people who support her books are transphobic, but are just too afraid to say it, right?" (Yes, I'm fairly sure she did actually say this. I wasn't lying.)

A responded with, "Who cares what JKR thinks? She's a bigot. Separate the art from the artist."

I couldn't do that, personally. HP felt too tainted by JKR's actions and words, and it felt wrong to come up with an excuse to engage with the series. I told A as such, and they replied with, "okay" and haven't responded to me or to the group chat since. J has spoken in the group chat, but hasn't said anything about our debate over HP.

Immediately, I was worried I had upset A too much. I thought they would understand, but I felt like I had accidentally crossed a line with them. I sent them a private message telling them I apologized for upsetting them, but I'm not sorry for what I said about HP. And I can't go to apologize to A in person, because I live an hour away from A and J. J hasn't updated me on A's position at all, and I haven't asked.

So I'm not sure. HP sucks, and I thought A would realize that as a trans person as well, but it also felt like I had personally insulted them by insulting their side fixation.

AITA? TL;DR My friend, A, got a side fixation into Harry Potter. This troubled me, as we are all trans, so I told them off for it, and now they won't talk to me.

What are these acronyms?

#aita #am i the asshole

[ask-playtime-city]

Playtime City Quotes!

Why? IDK, it's cool.

DogDay: How the hell did you crash the car?! Kissy: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight. Kissy: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident. DogDay: … Poppy, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.

Player: And now for a gay update with Kissy and Poppy. Kissy: Getting gayer. Player: Thank you, Kissy.

Huggy: I'm having problems with a guy… Player: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems?

CatNap: So you like cats? DogDay: Yeah. CatNap: tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table

Proto: Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot.

Boxy Boo: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person.

#poppy playtime #playtime city au #poppy playtime the prototype #poppy playtime catnap #dogday #poppy playtime kissy missy #poppy playtime player #poppy playtime huggy #catnap x dogday #poppy playtime boxy boo

[usernose]

Incorrect Prohibited Wish of Death Quotes:

Prismo: sapnu puaS.

Scarab: What??

Lich: What language is that.

Prismo: Turn your phone 180 degrees.

*Prismo was removed from the groupchat*

☆~~~☆

Prismo: When I was married, you know what Scarab often said to me?

Lich: Please stop sleeping with other people?

☆~~~☆

Scarab: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?

Lich: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.

Lich: Would you like me to tutor you?

Prismo: That was smooth.

☆~~~☆

Prismo: Pfft, you should meet Scarab, they're such a tsundere.

Lich: They... they just stabbed you.

Prismo: So cute.

☆~~~☆

Scarab: Come on, Lich. Nobody actually believes that Prismo is in love with me.

Lich, to The Party goers: Raise your hand if you think that Prismo is helplessly in love with Scarab.

*Everyone raises their hand*

Scarab: Prismo, put your hand down.

☆~~~☆

Lich: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.

Prismo: You are literally making a Valentine’s Day card for both Scarab and me.

Lich, pointing their hot glue gun towards Prismo: You’re on thin fucking ice.

☆~~~☆

Scarab: Prismo, take out the trash.

Prismo: Sure, Lich, will you go out on a date with me?

☆~~~☆

Lich: And now for a gay update with Scarab and Prismo.

Scarab: Getting gayer.

Lich: Thank you, Scarab.

☆~~~☆

Scarab: Well, remember when Prismo made a romantic dinner for me?

Lich: Scarab, they microwaved you a pizza.

☆~~~☆

Prismo: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?

Lich: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

Scarab: And you just ran away?!

Prismo: I didn't expect them to flirt back!

☆~~~☆

Scarab: What have you done with Prismo?

Lich: Nothing. Why do you think I should?

☆~~~☆

Prismo: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.

Scarab: I’m “a couple of things”.

Lich: I’m “got distracted”.

☆~~~☆

Scarab: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one.

Prismo: Erm... it’s nice see your smile when you win!

*later*

Scarab: They're probably just staring at my ass, aren't they.

Lich: Yeah, probably.

#prohibited wish of death #prohibitedwish #prohibiteddeath #deathwish #prismo x lich x scarab #prismo the wishmaster #prismo #lich #the lich #scarab the scarab #scarab the god auditor #adventure time #fionna and cake #incorrect quote

[lxvenxo]

wow its been awhile since ive done some incorrect quotes --

quotes include: Icemav, Floydsin, and some Phoenix & Goose

Bob: While I'm gone, you're in charge Hangman. Hangman: Yes! Bob, whispering to Phoenix: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want him to feel bad. Phoenix: Obviously.

Bob: So, are you two friends? Hangman: Yes. Phoenix: No.

Phoenix: H-how do you ask someone out? Hangman: Well, first- Bob: Don't ask him, he asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot. Phoenix: …And you said yes?

Bob: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without? Phoenix: Hangman, probably.

playing twister Phoenix: Right hand red. Hangman: ends up on top of Bob Bob: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you? Phoenix: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

Maverick, sweating: Iceman, there’s something I need to ask you- Iceman: Finally! You’re proposing! Maverick: How’d you know? Iceman: Maverick, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. Iceman: I even picked it up once.

Maverick: Iceman, you love me, right? Iceman: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

Goose: And now for a gay update with Maverick and Iceman. Slider: Getting gayer. Goose: Thank you, Slider.

Some Extra !!

Rooster: Just be yourself. Hangman: Really? Rooster, I have one day to win over Bob’s parents. Hangman: How long did it take for you guys to like me? Coyote: Couple of weeks. Phoenix: Six months. Maverick: Jury’s still out. Hangman: See Rooster? ‘Just be yourself,’ what kind of garbage advice is that?!

*Everyone is playing a board game together* Rooster: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'. Phoenix: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'. Hangman: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'. Bob: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'. Hangman: *flips the board*

Hangman: ARE YOU- Rooster: Fucking. Hangman: KIDDING ME?! YOU- Rooster: Fucking. Hangman: IDIOT! Phoenix: …What was that? Rooster: Bob banned Hangman from swearing, so I’m helping them out.

Phoenix: What’s up with Hangman? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now? Rooster: They're just a little overwhelmed. Phoenix: Why? Rooster: Bob smiled at them.

#floydsin #robert bob floyd #jake hangman seresin #natasha phoenix trace #bradley rooster bradshaw #incorrect top gun quotes #top gun maverick #top gun 1986 #top gun #pete maverick mitchell #icemav #tom iceman kazansky

[sapphim]

I would enjoy to see your playlists 👉👈

I've got sooooooo many lmao but ok here are some of my most "these are in a state I'm pleased with" and maybe some of them will land! 👉👈

I've got great big playlists of music that "sounds like" a particular decade to me. hands down my nineties playlist is my favorite, very grungy alt rock with splashes of house and trip hop. the eighties playlist is also good, very new wave. the thing is, I do still need to add more 80s/90s hip-hop and 80s funk than they have currently, but I'm largely happy with them.

I've also been experimenting with making playlists that sound like a certain time of year. so here's muggy folk music for hot summer nights and my not-a-christmas-playlist of wintry midcentury jazz standards.

more general mood music here are some chill tracks that are perfect to me. here's some trashy indie rock and electro pop that's like millenial catnip to me. here's a playlist where I was trying to capture that same sound but it's specifically about queer women partying hard and fucking nasty. here is a disco/glam/dance punk playlist where after I finished it I was like "wow that's gayer than I expected" but I don't know why bc the songs I based the sound on were scissor sisters, mika, and elton john?!? I may be stupid. and here's my official bleaching my hair in my bathroom playlist. it's about women.

more conceptually here's a playlist about being stuck in a time loop and also maybe stuck in the 60s or 70s. and here's my thesis about how water is woman-coded. and here's "what if the fey realm were an abandoned mall with a roller disco." and here's a technogoth vampire night club for an urban shadows campaign I'll never get to run

fandomwise here's a playlist for kendall roy sucks session that I will maybe one day update for the latest season. and here's a folk/americana fanmix for magnus archives the buried. maybe one day I will finish the others. then there's my current Ravenloft Problem. there's the ravenloft megamix and the ravenloft pre-y2k throwback mix, and then there's the strahd von zarovich aggression mix, the seduction mix, and the angst mix. and then there's the angst mix's opposing pov, the tatyana mix.

generally speaking if a playlist is meant to be consumed shuffled or played in order it will say 🔀 or ▶️ in the description. otherwise follow your heart.

#I officially feel self-conscious about this but I've also put too much effort in to not hit post lol

[yourdailyqueer]

Hellon and happy new year ! Just a little information: Gabriel Attal becomes the new Prime Minister of France on 9th January. He is the youngest Prime Minister of France and the first openly gay. Have a great day!

France just got a little bit gayer.

Post has been updated.

#Gabriel Attal #lgbt #lgbtq #homosexuality #mlm

[gay-otlc]

Keepblr Wrapped 2022

Stats

note: numbers might not be 100% accurate

17 drawings of Fíntan in the definitely canon Neverseen uniform (likely more but tumblr search function sucks so 17 is the amount I found)

528 works published or updated on ao3

-230 ass of Fintan

69 genders transed

420 bowls of Pinterest soup

80085 cursed posts made

A fuck ton of absolute chaos

Year In Review

Most of the world started 2022 by praying this year wouldn’t be as bad as the last two. I started 2022 by being a math gay and posting the results of a survey on the KOTLC tumblr fandom’s gender and sexuality demographics. In conclusion, keepblr is very queer, which we probably didn’t need an official survey to prove.

We celebrated Valentine’s Day by coming up with keeper themed pickup lines, including but not limited to “I hope your mind isn’t as impenetrable as the rest of you” (shoutout to Achilles for that one). Then the Stellarlune cover dropped, and the sapphics of keepblr were all really normal about all the pretty girls on the cover. In honor of Maruca on the cover, Swan dedicated the entirety of March to her.

Other people in the KOTLC fandom have discourse about Sokeefe vs Sophitz. We don’t do that here. We have discourse about the size of Fintan’s ass. The discourse started in May, but Fin continues to deny the (true) accusations that his ass is flat.

As previously mentioned, keepblr is very queer, and we somehow got even gayer when pride month rolled around. Alden and Quinlin had their no homo wedding, but the rest of us were proudly yes homo.

In August, the (in)famous stripper Neverseen uniform post reached 500 notes, and we celebrated by drawing fanart. Unfortunately, some members of the instagram fandom were upset about this, and we had a bit of a war between the platforms, but eventually that died down.

As the release of Stellarlune approached, Arjun decided to redesign the book covers. Marketing KOTLC as a ya tiktok sensation. Using canva. The result was… memorable.

In October, the KOTLC series turned ten years old, and Tobi hosted a month of prompts and events to celebrate.

After years of waiting, Stellarlune was published! This book gave the fandom many great things, like unhinged gardener Fíntan and Prentice pagetime, but it also brought some aggressive Fitz-bashers onto tumblr. They have since been added to Fin’s soup, but not before one of them could send Roisin the iconic “Just because you’re gay doesnt mean Sophie is!!!” ask.

Keepblr’s 2022 will soon end with a fandom-wide secret Santa, that I should probably be working on now instead of writing the year in review. Oops. Anyway, thank you to keepblr for making 2022 slightly more bearable and a lot of fun, and I hope we cause just as much shenanigans in 2023.

#kotlc #keepblr #thank you to fin’s archive and kotlc-heritage-posts for helping me remember what the hell happened this year #cause i barely remember anything from before september #anyway. keepblr wrapped. fun post

[jimmerzz0905]

mythical incorrect quotes because why the fuck not

(also there are some mentions of shit like alcohol and stuff under the cut so uhh)

Yawstrich: *tries to make the child laugh*

Anglow: *tries to play a game with the child to make them calm down*

G’joob: *gives detailed instructions to the parents*

Cherubble: *cries with the child*

Strombonin: *ignores the child*

Hyehehe: *is the reason why the child is crying*

—

Hyehehe: What's wrong with you?

Strombonin: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

—

Strombonin: Happy Throwback Thursday. Here’s a throwback to when Yawstrich ate an entire fucking tube of lipstick.

Yawstrich, whining: But why would it be cherry-flavored if you can’t eat it?!

—

Cherubble: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down and then take a nap.

—

G’joob: And now for a gay update with Yawstrich and Strombonin.

Yawstrich: Getting gayer!

G’joob: Thank you, Yawstrich.

—

G’joob, holding in his laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Strombonin: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic Monstrous.

G’joob:

G’joob: Water you doing?

—

Yawstrich: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Strombonin: Please, just say fuck…

—

Cherubble: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

—

Yawstrich: *texting* Hey can you pick me up I’m drunk.

Yawstrich: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now.

Strombonin: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.

—

Hyehehe, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Cherubble: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

—

Strombonin: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

—

Cherubble: Truth or dare?

Anglow: Truth.

Cherubble: How many hours have you slept this week?

Anglow:

Anglow: Dare.

Cherubble: Go to sleep.

Anglow: I don't like this game.

—

Cherubble: Today at 7 am, Hyehehe poured a Monster Energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing.

Yawstrich: I watched Hyehehe brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think he’s ascended into the astral realm.

Strombonin: The survivability of the Monster race never fails to amaze me.

—

Hyehehe: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.

—

Yawstrich: Oh, Strombonin! We have a visitor!

Strombonin: Don’t tell me it’s Hyehehe.

Yawstrich: It’s Hyehehe.

—

Anglow: What time is it?

Hyehehe: I don’t know, pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out.

Anglow: *hands Hyehehe the saxophone*

Hyehehe: *fucking BLASTS the saxophone*

G’joob: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING?!

Hyehehe: It’s 2 am

—

G’joob: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!

Cherubble: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!

G’joob: …

G’joob: What?

Cherubble: I need to feed my Neopets!

—

Yawstrich: To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you.

—

G’joob: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Hyehehe: Mine just says "Hyehehe, no."

G’joob: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

—

Yawstrich: I didn't drink THAT much last night!

G’joob: You were flirting with Strombonin.

Yawstrich: So what? They're my boyfriend.

G’joob: You asked if they were single.

Yawstrich: …

G’joob: And then you cried when they said he wasn’t.

—

Strombonin: Sorry I'm late to the party. I've been… doing things.

Yawstrich, entering dizzy and covered in kisses: I got caught up doing things too.

Hyehehe: Wow, Strombonin was late too! What a coincidence!

—

Yawstrich: You know what I asked Yool for Yay this year?

Strombonin: If you say me, I swear I’ll—

Yawstrich: You? What? No, I asked him for that cool Lego Ninjago set we saw in Target!

—

Strombonin: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.

Yawstrich: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.

G’joob: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.

Hyehehe: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.

—

and that’s it lol

#alcohol mention #incorrect quotes #my singing monsters #msm #msm mythicals #g’joob #g’joob msm #yawstrich #yawstrich msm #strombonin #strombonin msm #cherubble #cherubble msm #hyehehe #hyehehe msm #anglow #anglow msm

[manipulatorkaleidoscope]

Omega strikers incorrect quotes (part 3!!)

(yes I’m going to make a new one each time a new strikers shows)

💌🎀☁️🌈✨🌛⭐️🌜✨🌈☁️🎀💌

Finii: Watcha doin? Vyce: Stealing my neighbour’s cat. Finii: Scandalous. Finii: Can I help?

💌🎀☁️🌈✨🌛⭐️🌜✨🌈☁️🎀💌

Luna: Don’t stay up all night, Atlas! Last time you got sleep derived you tried to eat your own shirt!

💌🎀☁️🌈✨🌛⭐️🌜✨🌈☁️🎀💌

Juno: You have to apologize to Asher! Luna: Fine! Luna: Unfuck you, or whatever!

💌🎀☁️🌈✨🌛⭐️🌜✨🌈☁️🎀💌

Estelle: So, are you two dating now? Kai & Era: Yes. Estelle: Why? Kai: I happen to find Era very appealing. Estelle: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Era.

💌🎀☁️🌈✨🌛⭐️🌜✨🌈☁️🎀💌

Era: Today at 7 am, X poured a Monster energy drink in his coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing. Kai: I watched X brew his coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think he’s ascended into the astral realm. Rasmus: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me. 💌🎀☁️🌈✨🌛⭐️🌜✨🌈☁️🎀💌

Era: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Kai a little bit. AiMi, holding Era's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation. Era: No, that's our joint tombstone. AiMi: My mistake. 💌🎀☁️🌈✨🌛⭐️🌜✨🌈☁️🎀💌

Zentaro, watching power lines fall down: AiMi, Finii! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!

💌🎀☁️🌈✨🌛⭐️🌜✨🌈☁️🎀💌

Vyce : Wait, if baby oil dissolves condoms, what does it do to babies? Octavia: Believe it or not, babies and condoms are made of different materials. Asher: It’s like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby. Atlas: Rock also defeats baby.

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Kai, about Rasmus: I could fix him, but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier. Rune: That's what any god probably thinks about me.

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Drek’ar : :) Rune: >:( Drek’ar : Turn that frown upside down! Rune: ):< Drek’ar : Not sure what I was expecting…

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Store Worker: Would a “Estelle” please come to the front desk? Estelle, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker, pointing to Juliette and Dubu: I believe they belong to you? Juliette and Dubu, simultaneously: We got lost. Estelle: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—

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Finii: My heart is guarded but like… very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.

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Rune: And now for a gay update with Estelle and Asher . Estelle: Getting gayer. Rune: Thank you, Estelle.

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Rasmus: Hey Estelle. Estelle: *punches Rasmus in the stomach* Rasmus: What the fuck? Estelle: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young... YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL! Rasmus: What the fuck are you talking about? Kai: hey guy- Estelle: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now. Kai: See ya! *leaves * Rasmus: I'm not pregnant! Estelle: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes. Rasmus: I was never pregnant, Estelle! Estelle: Are... you sure? Rasmus: Yes I'm fucking sure! Rasmus’s mom: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here? Estelle: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and - Rasmus’s mom: *punches Rasmus in the stomach* Rasmus: AW, MOTHERFU-

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Juliette: Can I have a private talk with you? Asher: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.

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Asher: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this. X: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.

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Zentaro: Whoa, Luna, what’s up with that angry face? Luna: Finii won’t stop talking about how “Ancient Egyptians were furries”. Finii : But they were! Just looks at all their gods- Luna: Oh my god, SHUT UP!

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Finii : Tell Octavia off, Juno! Assert yourself! Juno: That's my ice cream! Finii : Good! Now let her have it!! Juno, handing Octavia the ice cream: Here, you can have it!

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Everyone is playing a board game together AiMi: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'. Zentaro : I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'. Luna: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'. Atlas: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'. Luna: *flips the board*

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Vyce : Dumbest scar stories, go! Dubu: Dubu! (I burned my tongue once drinking tea.) Juliette: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned. Luna: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Asher: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn. Zentaro: I have emotional scars.

#omega strikers #omega strikers incorrect quotes

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Tmnt Au incorrect quotes "Pride and Love Edition", featuring my two AU ships and my OC's.

Charlie and Max are my OCs and May is the AUs April. :>

Leo: How the hell did you crash the Shellraiser?!

Raphie: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.

Raphie: I was like „woah, that’s homophobic“. Instead, I went gay. And, THAT’S when I got into an accident.

Leo: …

Max, with a proud smile: And THAT’S who I’m in love with, ladies and gentlemen.

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Lee: Yeah I’m LGBT.

Lee: cuLt leader.

Lee: God hates me personally.

Lee: douBle katana wielder.

Lee: *sniffles* Trying my best.

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Raphie: It’s Pride Month, you know what that means!

Mike: I get to eat as many Skittles as I want?

Raphie: What? No! What has Lee been telling you?

Lee, walking in, pouring Skittles into his mouth: Taste the rainbow, bitch.

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Charlie: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?

May: *raises hand*

Lee: *puts his hand down*

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Mike: What do you want for breakfast, Lee?

Lee: Gay Cheerios.

Mike: I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING FRUIT LOOPS THAT!!

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Max: You look good in that hoodie.

Raphie: You know where else I’d look good?

Max, zero hesitation: My bed.

Raphie, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

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Lee: I want a bf.

Don: Do you mean best friend, boyfriend or bread feast? Because you’re being really vague here.

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Raph: What are you drinking?

Lee: Vodka.

Raph: Straight?

Lee: No, gay. Why?

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Lee: And now for a gay update with Raphie and Max.

Raphie: Getting gayer.

Lee: Thank you, Raphie.

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May: I have feelings for you.

Don: Why? What’s wrong with you? Are you sure you’re okay?

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Don: So, what’s it like dating Max?

Raphie: He once referred to sand as „heterosexual glitter.“

Don: …

Raphie: I love him so much.

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Lee: Look, do I consider myself attractive? Yes. But would I have sex with my clone? Also yes.

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Mike: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Dons and May’s convo?

Lee: Me. I’m in the laundry basket.

Charlie: I’m in the washing machine.

Raphie: I’m in the closet.

Charlie: We accept you Raphie. <3

Raphie: No I’m literally in the closet.

Charlie: Love is love. <3

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Lee: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.

Leo: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!

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May: I’m so happy, I could kiss you!

Don: Um…Neat.

*later*

Don, lying face down on his bed: I said „Neat,“ Raphie. Who the fuck says neat these days? It’s not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I’m fucking stupid.

Raphie reading a book: Don’t beat yourself up too much, Don. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Max confessed his love to me?

Don: Didn’t you thank him?

Raphie: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.

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Don: Your smile? It makes my day.

May: Your happiness? I live for that.

Raphie: A room? Get one.

Lee: Hotel? Trivago.

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Raphie: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.

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May: Don is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Charlie: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Raphie: Tackle him!

Lee: Slap him.

Mike: Kick him in the shin!

Don: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

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Lee: I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like „you know I’m gay right?“ and watch the look of terror on their face.

Leo:

Leo: I like you.

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Raphie: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Lee: Did Max say ‚I love you‘ and you said ‚Thanks‘?

Raphie: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

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Max: Did Raphie just tell me he loves me for the first time?

Lee: Yeah, he did.

Max: And did I just do finger guns back?

Lee: Yeah, you did.

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Raphie: Two bros!

Max: Chillin‘ in a hot tub!

Raphie and Max, in unison: Zero feet apart ‚cause we’re GAY AS FUCK!

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Mike: What do rainbows mean to you?

Lee: Gay rights.

Mikey: There’s money!

Raphie: They look awesome.

Donnie: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into ist continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.

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Mike: You use emoji’s like a straight person.

Lee: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.

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Raphie: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.

#tmnt #tmnt incorrect quotes #tmnt au #tw: swearing #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2012 au #tmnt universes au #tmnt au may #tmnt au charlie #tmnt au max #tmnt au maytello #tmnt 2012 apritello #tmnt au kids #tmnt au raphie #tmnt au lee #tmnt au don #tmnt au mike #i haven't come up with a ship name for Max and Raphie yet #I'm up for ideas lol