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voxaholic · 1 month

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Character Info For My Bojack Inspired Human Au

Hollywood Losers Au

Val & Vox

-Hollywood’s messiest on and off couple of just about 20 years

-extremely codependent: Val makes messes, Vox cleans them up, that’s how they work

-Vox has a shit ton of spyware on all Val’s phones and a tracker on his car and it’s only partially out of insane possessiveness. Vox’s creepy bullshit has saved Val’s life on occasion

-“Did you hide my fucking guns, Vox?” “Yes! And the fact that you’re even looking for them right now means I’m really glad I did!”

-Met on a set when Vox was still an actor and have been making each other miserable ever sense

-Gossip rags love them. Every piece of info about them is insane

-There are at least three twitter accounts keeping track of whether they are on or off again

-Neither of them would classify the relationship as abusive but from the outside observer, it definitely is

-Val is under the assumption that Vox is happy with their status quo and Vox is, until he isn’t

-Velvette thinks one of them is going to end up killing the other eventually

-they get into a lot of very physical fights. Vox usually comes out worse for wear

-see when a person with a disorganized attachment style and someone with an anxious attachment style get into a situationship…

Val

-43 but still lives and dresses like he’s in his early 20s

-semi washed-up actor that got his start on some sort of law and order-esque tv show

-has bleached and dyed his poor hair far beyond repair but it is still hanging in there somehow

-has had six PR managers quit on him over the last year and a half alone

-personal life goal is to do every drug once

-trying to fill the hole in his heart with hedonism. he thinks it’s working (it is not)

-self identified queer icon

-lots and lots of shallow acquaintances/fuck buddies, very few people he would consider close

-interested in the concept of a pet but every pet he’s ever had has either died of neglect or been taken in by Vox

-outward narcissism hides a deep yawning insecurity that he’s not even fully aware of

-self sabotages a lot

-likes to be taken care of and babied but only by Vox

-retweets his own callout posts on twitter (Vox deletes the retweets but screenshots exist)

-afraid of committing himself to anything

Vox

-45 and dresses like it

-greying early (he says it’s because of Val and Val thinks he’s joking. he isn’t)

-officially Val’s agent but also unofficially, his pr manager because every actual hired PR manager keeps quitting

-a fake bitch who doesn’t give a shit about 99% of people

-unfortunately once he starts giving a shit about someone he can’t really stop giving a shit

-has run several financial scams

-has done so much white collar crime

-gotten Val off for so much shit, like really, so much fucking shit

-briefly a child actor. it ended badly

-apathetic about most things outside of work but fakes it well enough

-always has like 18 different side projects going

-wants to marry Val to finally get some sense of stability in their relationship

-a control freak who needs to know what Val is up to 24/7

-the one who cooks in the relationship. he’s not good at it and Val complains constantly about how bland his food is but he still eats it

-has a blue pitbull puppy named Vark who he loves like a son

-he’s THAT type of dog dad

#Hazbin hotel au #staticmoth #valvox #voxval #hazbin hotel #this will be a fic eventually #human au

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philcollinsenjoyer · 2 months

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i've watched real genius and top secret! and even tombstone for him but truly i could not even make it through the first 20 minutes of the doors it was so bad... oh val to go back in time and kill your agent

#and the doors was like his passion project too like he was deadly serious about wanting to do it and it's SO bad

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godsofyfirheim · 11 months

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I was exploring the Dragon Age: Inquisition game files (yes, hi, I do that monthly) and I came across some facts and lore in the form of short character descriptions that I haven't seen posted online before.

The first one being Blackwall's official intended age, which is 45.

The rest contains spoilers so I will hide under the read more.

Remember that charred note you pick up from the bandits you help Blackwall dispatch when you first meet him? The one trying to persuade him to join them. This is the description of the bandit.

Bandit 1 28 Male A soldier from Blackwall's past who has had to turn to crime.

That really adds some context to what he says afterwards, and why he was so angry with them.

And if you're curious, the ages of supporting cast for his plot:

Mornay: 40 Giles: 55 The bailiff: 30 The Inquisition agent with the missing report: 20 Rumour mongers: The two discussing him in Skyhold tavern are both 30. The noble military woman in Val Royeaux implied to be one in note found in Exalted Plains: 30 The non-military noble in Val Royeaux arguing with her: 30

I personally have been trying to figure out Thom's age for about a year now with no luck searching online besides theories so I really hope this helps people.

It is 'AgeRange' but with how specific some of these ages are (28 for example) I think its fairly safe to say they are the intended ages.

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lexivass · 1 year

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I finished The Night Agent and here's what I thought (spoilers ahead):

Overall I really loved it and I'm happy there's gonna be a season 2. I loved all the actors and the characters are pretty great (the actors that played that assassins couple were so good, they actually gave me the ick!). Peter is boyfriend material, Chelsea and Maddie are my girlfriends. Maddie being the unlovable and invisible friend is such a mood.

Michelle is mommy/milf coded, and Di is a mean lesbian. Tell me they were never romantically involved. You can't!

Them being friends for over 20 years, Di dropping everything when she hears Michelle is in danger and really loving her despite being a liar. Sorry, but there's nothing straight about that. PLUS "You only call me Michelle when you're mad" 😳😳

I honestly thought they were gonna kiss and it only their FIRST scene.

Honestly, I really fucking loved Di (I'm calling her Di bc I can't remember if it's Diana or Diane 😭😭)! Thank God she's alive bc she was soooo interesting to watch, even when we found out she's the villain. She has layers, she gaslights, she gatekeeps, she's corrupt, she's a mean lesbian, she's nice to Val, SHE'S TOLD PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE BUT MICHELLE AND VAL TO FUCK OFF 🤩🤩🤩

I NEED THEIR SAPHIC STORYLINE NEXT SEASON!!! NETFLIX, MAKE IT HAPPEN!!! (but please, don't cancel it

Some things I didn't like:

The mystery plot is very nice but the other plots not so much. The professor and Maddie, the assassin lovers (ok, maybe it was bc they gave me the ick), Chelsea and Bonks (I LOVED to see them working, but their convos not so much). Sorry, but most things not related to the mystery were so fucking boring. I skipped most of it.

The supporting characters that made small appearances like Peter's godfather and Emma's friend were really nice.

I didn't like how Peter and Rose fucked the day after Franciso died. I mean, I don't know if they fucked bc some parts of their romance were also boring (but I really loved it overall. Rooting for them).

I like Rose but sometimes I don't. The thing about the stealing gives me a bit of an ick. I know she did it the first time when she was little and her mother wasn't around to take care of her, but like, she went to live with her aunt and uncle when she was at least 9 (?), bc the thing with the pony happened around that age. And she's what, 28/30, now? (Based on Peter and Chelsea's ages) So she's lived with them for most of her life, she was a business owner, worked with tech so she probably made some good money before everything went to shit. I think it that had been explored in another way it was OK, but the way they did it it seemed like she never grew out of it. She had a loving family for most of her life, why does she acts like she was ""raised by the streets""? (I'm sorry if that's offensive)

Anyway, I give it a 3.5/5

#night agent #the night agent #tv show

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scribble-dribble-writes · 1 year

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Loveless - (20)

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Pairing: Ross x Namora (They've hogged my brain)

Word count: 1900

Warnings: none

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Chapter 20

Ross wasn’t called to do anything, mostly because he had nothing to do, he wanted to meet Shuri but she wasn’t in her lab. He was resigned to move around the town, feeling this gnawing sensation in the pit of his mind, as reality set in, that his purpose in life was now lost. The job he had devoted all his life to, now had been ripped away. Now he had to while away time here? As he carried the fear of Val’s potential all while being incapable of being anything but a broke siren, sounding an alarm the people around him were too relaxed to worry about. He felt like a conspiracy theorist, holding signs in the corner of the street in the hopes of prevention.

As much as he was working through his own fears, the Talokans were hostile to him, his very presence bringing out the fear in their eyes. They all looked the same way Namora had been when she first met him. She tolerated his presence which was a step up from being seen as a antagonistic element in society. So if he spotted the colour of her fins, he would make a beeline towards her. Unlike the other Talokans, she didn't send him away completely. She wouldn’t speak to him, try to lose him in the crowd, throw him a cold shoulder, anything possible to set up a ward against him.

Her fins like a sharp fence keeping everyone away. Now as he sat alone under the shade of a huge tree, he felt lost. His life had changed in a second. He missed the trail he used take for a run, his car he drove around, he missed all of it. Grateful for the time to be here and their timely help, but the more he thought about it, the more he wanted to ask if it was all worth it? When he felt a cold splat on his back. He sighed. “Seriously guys.”, he turned to see Talokan youngsters with hand made catapults hidden in the distance as they pelleted small water bombs on him, he had already changed twice for today.

He couldn’t care anymore, he stood his ground, opening his arms so they could just get it done with. He closed his eyes, waiting for the teenage fury to rain down on him, a price to pay from having disappeared on his teen kids. He anticipated the shivers from the chillness he was going to witness but instead all he heard was screaming.

Namora stood in the distance, hidden by the corner of a building. She had been curious regarding his whereabouts. It didn’t make sense to her, how he could be complacent with having nothing to do. She could never dream of a day where she woke up not having planned the day out. The agent had begun to occupy her thoughts, a feeling she had never experienced before. She worked, completed her tasks, she had no time for herself. But now, she would forget what she had to do when she saw him in the crowd.

She comforted herself by saying that it was the fear of having a coloniser in their midst. But instead of running away, she had only begun to become more curious. Her fins that she wore as a warning, became a reminder of his words and his softness. The life she had known was rough and aggressive. She was pushed to achieve greater things, never to sit back, always the first to charge. But with high achievements and intense standards, the passage of time causes you to burn out. She had to find Namor, he wasn’t seen since yesterday. But as she began to move away, she watched it happen, a boy catapulting a water nodule at him.

She saw the change in his expression, his peaceful composure now filled with irritance and yet even then he didn’t fight. She grew curious. Wasn’t he supposed to be a keeper of peace? Instead she watched as he surrendered to a couple of boys. She heaved a sigh, her mind telling her to move away, not to show of her weakness, the softness of her spirit, while her heart was telling her other things. She can find Namor later. She walked towards the boy hidden in the bush. She tapped his arm as he took aim, when he took notice of her, the smile faded from his face.

He opened his eyes to see, Namora walk towards him, her hand pinching the ears of the kid who had been pestering him all this while. She had confiscated his catapult in her other palm. The boy contorted in pain as he wiggled under her hold. She pushed him to his knees and the kid fell in front of him. “Apologize”, she commanded him.

He watched as the kid beamed a gaze of anger at him. “But he is the enemy. He is the reason we were hidden.”, Ross heard the exchange through his translator.

“No you went against our core value.”, her voice held taut as she lectured him.

“We don’t strike first.”, she commanded him to say sorry again.

The boy fell silent and then complied. He waited for her to return his toy but instead Namora held it in her hand. “As punishment, this toy of yours will be destroyed.”, she spoke in an authoritative tone and he watched as the boy yelled out.

“No, please. I’m sorry.”, he squirmed, his eyes brimming with tears. She drew her hand to break the wooden toy when he caught her hand.

“He said he was sorry.”, he told her, she froze, her palm soft in his. Her eyes narrowed down on him, but he slipped the toy from her hands and bent down to meet the boy's gaze.

“Now I hope you don’t do this again. I wouldn’t want to be caught by her.”, he said softly and watched as the boy’s anger faded to have a cheeky smile on his face. The kid nodded and Ross held out his toy to him. The moment he took it, he scrambled. He got up dusting his hands as he watched the kid disappear, laughing mischievously.

“He wouldn’t have learnt his lesson.”, she huffed wrapping the hand he held around her, so that it wouldn’t tingle. His back faced her.

“Teenagers never learn.”, he laughed as he told her. “My kids were the same.”, he caught her gaze when she looked away.

She never taught to realise he had a life of his own. She had been so vehement in finding a person to blame the course of history and her rage that she failed to see he was an ordinary man with an ordinary life. Not the manifestation of this grandiose villain she so wanted him to be.

“You have kids?”, she asked him, she never had time to think of a simple life like that.

He nodded to her question. She never knew how to handle them, so she stayed away. Mostly in the fear that she will be a strict parent and that they will grow to hate her. The same way she had a strained relationship with her family. They wanted her to be grateful for her role as a valuable guardian, that her mind always had to be on the one main goal, that she had never thought of a life that she would have to share with someone else or that it could give her happiness. Her dream, was to fight the war. She cannot be thinking about harvesting the fields or lounging under moonlight, because that life was never hers.

She walked to the shade, hating the tinge of the sun’s heat on her skin. “I just – he started but cut himself off.

She had never paid attention to him before, not because she didn’t want to, only that she didn’t know why he fluttered about her. She wasn’t a flower, she was an urchin. It was complicated, the thoughts and feelings he stirred within her. It was easier to just push him away.

“What is it?”, she asked. He looked at her, his cheerfulness unravelling a subtle gloom.

“I just miss home.”, he looked away and it struck her. She missed hers as well.

“I know how that feels like.”, she rested her spear next to her to clasp her hands together. Hidden away from the view of anyone else, she didn’t have to be guilty about being here.

“But at the same time, I have this inane sense of duty, to a cause that would still go on without me. To try and prevent what could happen.”, he spoke and it caught her attention. Surprising her, that though they came from different worlds, and had nothing in common, with history pitting them against each other. He felt the same confounded feeling she had been feeling.

What was he rambling about? He was sure he was beginning to lose it. All he needed now was a basketball named Wade Wilson.

“You let it fuel you, till nothing else in life matters. You fight for it till it consumes you.”, she responded. Her eyes were distant, she was speaking of something he did not know about.

“And then?”, he asked, prodding her to know more. But she stayed quiet, her brows knitting together. He knew where she was coming from. Devoting one’s self to duty or a standard meant at some point in your life, it will dictate your whole being.

“Not everything needs to be a war, Namora.”, he used a metaphor to have her know that things didn’t have to be as tense or black and white all the time.

Her name, his accent emphasising the ‘r’ more than usual. But it was high and mighty of him to say that everything wasn’t a fight. She lived to survive and prepare. In the fear that it could all be taken away. That she had to sleep with her weapon next to her, with the sole intent of always having to be ruthless.

“Everything is a fight, Ross.”, she bombarded. What would he understand of her pain? This was a mistake. A lesson, that they were remarkably different for a reason.

“Namora wait, I didn’t mean it like that.”, he spoke quickly but she got up, grabbing her spear.

“You know, I find it patronizing that you just cannot find a side to fight. That you feel empowered by faking to bring peace. When I can see you are just as thirsty for a fight as I am.”, with that she walked away.

Ross was beckoned to the throne room. He wasn’t sure what for. But his thoughts were only about the Talokan warrior. He didn’t know why she had exploded on him. But her words had caused a stir, she had called him out on his half heartedness. That his words weren’t matching his actions. The doors opened and he saw M’baku.

“I have good news to share.”, the king told him.

“You where the Wakandan representative in the CIA were you not?”, he asked. Ross took on the role to interfere in decisions and gather Intel.

“Sort of.”, he stood there with his hands clasped behind his back. “Then it is settled.”, the king slapped his knee.

“You are to be my advisor and strategist.”, he told him.

“I didn’t know you needed advise.”, Ross smiled. “I want to hear all perspectives, even though yours might be coming in a little short.”, he snorted a laugh. Ross couldn’t help but smile.

Her words echoed in his mind. He had a chance now, a platform to create awareness and a place his warning will be valued. He wanted this fight, one to protect Wakanda through it, the other for his own personal needs, to show up Val in her own game.

“I accept.”, he took on the offer, his sense of purpose filling him up again. All the pain he had faced, now fell in place to give him this opportunity. He was not going to waste it.

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They achieve goals and fight wars together 😤

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beardedmrbean · 10 months

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SHERMAN, Texas - A Grayson County man who was accused of sexually abusing a child nearly two decades ago is finally behind bars in North Texas.

The Grayson County District Attorney’s Office said 49-year-old Anthony Rae was arrested in Val Alstyne on multiple counts of aggravated sexual assault of a child and indecency with a child back in 2003.

But after posting bond in 2004, Rae disappeared. He never showed up for his trial.

He was gone for nearly 20 years.

"I'm standing here with the U.S. marshals from the Eastern District of Texas and the Special Agent in Charge of Homeland Security, there is no length we will not go to to make sure that people are returned to face justice if you commit an act of violence against a child in Grayson County," said Grayson County DA Brett Smith.

Investigators with the DA’s office renewed their search for him in 2018 using new technology. An international taskforce, including a Grayson County investigator, found him in Britain using the name Tony Campbell. He was arrested in Scotland in 2020, but fought extradition by claiming the Texas prison system is inhumane.

London lawyers argued conditions in the Texas prison system were dangerous to inmates and did not meet international human rights standards in the housing and care of prisoners.

"We fought over COVID, we fought over the size of jail cells in Texas, we fought over the temperature in the Texas prison system. Everything that they could fight to avoid extradition - for him to avoid coming back to face these charge they threw it at us," said Smith.

After three years of legal battles, Rae is now back in the United States and the Grayson County jail on Saturday.

The victim, who is now grown, was beside herself when she learned the man charged with violating her multiple times was actually back in jail in Grayson County.

"I have been in constant communication with her and probably the first thing she told me is she didn't think anyone remembered this case, and it brought tears to my eye," said Smith.

All appeals to British Supreme Court and the European Commission on Human Rights were denied.

"It's a testament to the investigators who started this," said Lester Hayes, the Special Agent In-Charge with Homeland Security Investigations. "It's been 20 years and a lot of people who've started this are now retired, or they've moved on, so their attention to detail is the proof that we can now bring this gentleman back, and now he has to face charges. We have the opportunity now to have closure."

The Grayson County District Attorney tells FOX 4 he wants to move to trial as quickly as possible.

While justice has been delayed, Smith said Rae's return to Texas means it will not be denied.

#nunyas news

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theplottdump · 1 year

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Happy spice day to the queen of spice! 🙌🏼

These were impossible to pick but just so I don’t flood everyone’s dash with every question:

🔥, 💖, & 💋 for both Val AND Chad (because how could I only pick one?)

ty bb 👑

🔥 : What’s a surefire way to make your OC get flustered?

Chad: Answered here!

Valerian: sjakdksjdka EVERYTHING. Hahaha in reality I picture Val as someone who tries to think of every possible situation to try to an be prepared for all outcomes and when something doesn't go to plan his brain makes dial up noises. Especially when that something has to do with a handsome blonde secret agent. The whole Winterfest Arc this man was trying to maintain his composure and outward cool demeanor and when Chad came in hot with the affection and flirting it completely threw him off. Side Note: I watch a lot of Dimension 20 and this character reminds me of Val and his blue screen brain. I was listening to this game when I was writing that arc and it just cracks me up.

💞 : Do they treat sex casually or do they view it as something with a lot of emotional weight?

I think Chad sees it more casually seeing as I started out wanting him to be my gay James Bond stand in. It's something that's not a huge deal to him but of course it's always better with someone he actually cares about. He's demiromantic and I don't think he ever caught serious feelings for anyone before Val.

And with Valerian I don't think he considers it either way? Asexuality is such a broad spectrum and the last thing I'd want to do is misrepresent that. It's something I've been thinking a lot about lately. After this arc Val probably goes home and starts research into all the science and different positions and is just unabashedly blasé about the whole thing. It's something i could see him bringing up at the breakfast table causing Chad to spit out his coffee.

💋 : Is your OC a good kisser? How do they do it?

Val: lmao no, he's never kissed anyone before!!! But again, he's googling 'how to kiss men' and putting his best foot forward. Give him some time haha. I think right now he has a thing for giving hickeys and likes to bite.

Chad: This man kisses like a gentle ocean. It's warm and inviting and calms you down. Chad's kisses feel like home.

💌 Ask Game 💌

#mailbox #ask game

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seriesdepelicula · 3 months

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Continuando con la colección series del ayer o vintage, es el turno de una serie británica de la década del 60’, THE SAINT (El Santo), estrenada en 1962. Una serie que abarco 6 temporadas entre 1962 y 1969 para un total de 118 capítulos, de los cuales 71 fueron en blanco y negro y 47 a todo color.

La serie muestra las aventuras de Simón Templar (ROGER MOORE), el cual es una especie de aventurero sofisticado, además de irresistiblemente encantador, una mezcla de justiciero, detective aficionado que sigue la pista de los delincuentes por todo el mundo a quienes no duda robarles.

Siempre va en la ayuda de aquellos a quienes la policía no protege, a menudo con métodos por fuera de la ley, en aventuras que incluyen estafar a ladrones, casi siempre defendiendo a bellas mujeres de criminales violentos o de ricos inescrupulosos, lo cual lo convertia en una especie de Robin Hood moderno.

Hay que decir que el personaje tiene un protagonismo total y absoluto, Templar es una especie de agente refinado y flemático y que se trato de una serie unipersonal en la cual era rodeado de personajes secundarios en cada episodio, y siempre centrado en los relatos de Leslie Charteris (su creador) alla en la década del 20, del siglo XX.

Simon Templar viéndolo en esta serie con su caracter tan ironico y con un estereotipo tan ingles parece preanunciar un papel que encarnaría 10 años después, el de JAMES BOND.

En la serie existían otros personajes, pero el que mas sobresalía era el del inspector Teal (IVOR DEAN).El programa llego a ser bastante exitoso y fue emitido en mas de 60 paises a pesar del aura anglosajon, siendo la segunda serie británica de acción mas exitosa, solo por detrás de otra gran serie llamada The Avengers (Los Vengadores).

Hacia el año 1979 reapareció la serie con el nombre Return of the Saint con IAN OGILVY como su protagonista y tiempo mas tarde en 1989 hubo una serie de películas para la televisión protagonizadas por SIMON DUTTON. También hubo una película para la pantalla grande protagonizada por Val Kilmer en el año 1997, que paso sin pena ni gloria. No hay mucho mas para agregar, salvo el puntaje que en mi opinión es un 6/10.

#series tv #tv clasicos #parati #foryou #accion #retro #fyp #60s #años 60 #vintage #old #roger moore #el santo #the saint #tv #series

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scarlet-bernard · 2 years

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Hi, could you please write something platonic for Alastor, it can be fanfic or headcanons, the reader sees him as a parental figure and trusts him, not some obsessive thing, just really admires him and wants to be like him. Thank you so much!!

Totally!! This is super cute!!

Platonic Alastor And GN Reader

You were fairly young, when you died

I'd say early 20's? Maybe

-Kind of up to you, this is just my estimate-

You weren't dumb by any means, just new to Hell

So when you got to Hell, you knew nothing about the overlords

Safe to say, when you ran into Al, you had *no* clue who he was

Like no clue

So when you started chatting with him you recieved stares

Al wasn't too angry about the run in

Of course, he *could* have killed you

But you must've been new, you didn't seem very afraid of him

A small mistake, really

He could fix that without killing you!

Besides, you were entertaining

Murdering you would be to easy

You were... refreshing

So, he decided to spend the rest of the day with you!

"Well dear, you must be new! Let me show you around Hell!" And he has his arm wrapped around your shoulders and he's dragging you around Hell

Glances are thrown at both of you. They almost feel bad enough to warn you

Almost

"How'd you know I was new?"

"Well, darling, people are generally afraid of me. You don't seem to know who I am!!"

You... weren't sure you wanted to know, honestly.

You weren't going to ask

But, you made a new friend! So it was a good day. You were feeling pretty alone until you met him

He honestly reminded you of a dad, with all the dumb jokes he told

They're very stupid

Since they two of you are from different generations....

"The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!"

You groan

They were very bad jokes

I thought it was funny

Of course, you eventually found out who he was

It was... unsettling, to say the least. But hey, he was your friend

You were already in too deep

And you were in Hell

You could've run into someone worse, is my point

Probably

Kind of

It could've been Val

Besides, he threatened a manager and a real estate agent helped you get a job and a house!

And he was seriously influential

He knew where you lived. You really couldn't hide from him if you wanted to

He got you the house anyway

He always stopped by randomly

He'd bring food, tell jokes, tell you stories from when he was alive, stories of his murder sprees

Gonna be real, this man adores you

And he supports whichever gender or sexuality you are! (Or anything else! You're just darling to him)

He was never one to follow social norms

Of course, if you were nervous to tell him, he'd do his best to make you feel better

"Uhm... So, Al, I know this might be kind of weird, but I'm ........."

"Dear, why do you seem so nervous? Hahaha! I don't mind at all! You know, I was never one to follow tradition, either. Goodness, this reminds me of that one time-"

And suddenly, he's gone onto an hour long tale of weird shit he did

And illegal shit

It's safe to say, you feel incredibly better

And have a migraine

He told a lot of bad jokes

He accepted you! He didn't disown you!

I mean?? Not disown. He totally... Isn't your Hellish parental figure

Yes he is

Because of this, he totally would do anything for you

Someone picking on you? They go missing

There's something you really want? Wait, when did it get into your house?

You're crushing on someone? He does his best to not scare them off

Even though he really wants to

Also, if anyone dares to break your heart, they also go missing

You try to keep people from mysteriously vanishing

He keeps one of his shadows watching you if you want protection, too

It isn't creepy

He's just a little protective (if you allow him)

You can ask the shadow to leave you alone, too

It'll stay in the vicinity, though

This man will also take you shopping

And on father daughter dinner dates

Let it just be said, you really really admire him

And if you're ever a parent, you want to be just as good as he is

Aside from the murder

All in all it's just a lot of fun to be around him

And then he starts working at the hotel

And you meet a whole bunch of cool people!

He totally brags about you to the other overlords too

"Anyway, they're doing great!"

"Ah yes, Vox. You may have a small business," ow, "but Y/n is doing ........ now, and they're really popular. Though, I'm sure you already know that!"

It's just his way of showing... what is this feeling??? Paternal love??

All in all, you're glad you met this bastard. And vice versa!

#Alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon #dad #dad alastor #dadastor if you will

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alexlesuagz · 1 year

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Feel free to answer me on this

Keller Jonés

20 y/o Thai/Chinese woman

An agent who was moved to Grimborough and stationed in PD

Little air-headed

Mastered in martial arts

Crafting as a hobby

Tech experts

Mostly quiet when she hangouts with her friends

Love mashed potatoes and vodka

Help others without hesitation

Workaholic

Living with stepfather

Happened to deal with her father a lot cause sometimes he’s a pervert

Cooking for David Jones sometimes

(Sorry for the late answer SKAKDKSKSJSA-)

Val’s Thoughts:

“Keller! Real nice girl. Makes some killer (ba-dum tss) mashed potatoes when she gets the chance. Cooks for Jones a lot, too, because he can’t cook for shit-

Oh yeah, also had to deal with her dad once. Don’t know how someone like him could father a nice person like her.

Also, Keller, if you’re reading this, TAKE A FUCKING BREAK AND TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF-“

#criminal case #criminal case grimsborough #criminal case oc #valentina perez #keller jonés #david jeremiah jones

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danthropologie · 2 years

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In your opinion, which driver is the most baby waby itsy bitsy cutie patootie and why?

let's do a full ranking from least to most just because:

20. lance- he's the #1 baby waby to his dad if that counts for anything (it doesn't)

19. nando- literal war criminal. agent of chaos. absolutely not.

18. checo- straight-laced, catholic, father of three. just Some Guy. basically the furthest you could get from baby waby

17. george - you know how in arrested development, the slogan of the alliance of magicians is 'we demand to be taken seriously'? that's george

16. guanyu- too busy serving angles, serving cunt, and being That Bitch 24/7

15. esteban- very cute, very sweet smile, and 'estie bestie' is literally the babiest nickname a person could possibly have, but i'm lowkey convinced that this man holds secret hidden darkness underneath. he's a war criminal lying in wait and i cannot trust him i'm sorry

14. pierre- secretly would love a bit of babying but he'd NEVER admit to it, and instead would probably just give you a death glare and avoid you for the rest of time if you dared even utter the words 'baby waby itsy bitsy cutie patootie' or any variation thereof around him

13. carlos- generally not baby waby because he's too much of a thirst trapping thot to be put in that category, but sometimes the baby jumps out. usually when he's lovingly bullying someone (charles)

12. lando- inherently baby waby in the youngest brother energy he's constantly exuding, but ONLY wants to be babied when it suits him (aka when it personally benefits him). any other time, he absolutely HATES it, gets pissed off when anyone even alludes to him being young, and is very much 'i'm NOT a baby, i'm a big boy!!' type of energy

11. max- less baby waby and more just flat out baby (affectionately derogatory). says what he thinks without much consideration for others, whines and complains about everything all the time, will laugh at even the stupidest of jokes, knows baby shark by heart, etc

10. kevin- former war criminal and furthest you could get from baby waby, but has since been reformed after becoming a dad and getting his seat back

9. seb- 50/50 could go either way. he's a dad and has dad energy (and is also a little bit of a bastard), but sometimes he gets in silly goofy moods and takes the FIA scooter for a joy run or wears his underwear on the outside of his pants. also goes really fucking hard for bees and loves riding his silly little bike, which is demonstrably baby energy

8. val- baby waby but not necessarily in the traditional sense as much as the 'the clear wag in his relationship and more than comfortable in that position' sense

7. yuki- you might expect that because he's small and cute and loves food that he would be higher on the baby waby scale, but he's shown a bit of a propensity for deviousness and general trickster behavior, especially when it comes to convincing others of his baby waby status, which knocks him down a few places overall

6. nicky- if nothing else he's MY baby waby. just having a good time and trying his best, even if his best is a little bit pathetic most of the time

5. charles- just look at him. those big wet eyes, the ever-present stress acne, the way the ferrari marketing team treats him like their personal marionette doll and he just goes along with it. baby waby.

4. lewis- the pigtails, the heart shaped jewelry, the monochromatic and coordinated outfits, the instagram account for roscoe that he posts on AS ROSCOE and then comments on as himself...i mean, cmon

3. alex- sweetest, softest boy you'll ever meet. see also: albon pets and his lavender albon pets helmet 🤧

2. mick- watch the delight on this man's face as he pets a dog and tell yourself he's not baby waby, you can't

1. daniel- yes i'm probably biased but he's also LITERALLY doing it to himself, i don't know what to tell you

#i will not be taking comments or concerns at this time thank you #f1 #answered #anonymous

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textales · 11 months

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"The Unabomber."

“It was a town, a town without milk.” I made this statement while presenting my milky-white lower leg as if it were a prize-winning cheese curd from some county fair. The saying makes no sense to most people now, but in the mid-1990s it was part of the hugely successful “Got Milk?” campaign by the California Milk Processor’s Board.

“My legs are the color of chicken before it’s cooked.”

“Eeew, take your milk and your chicken somewhere else,” shrieked Joe. We were just waking up and nobody had coffee yet. It was day two of our great adventure - I had convinced several friends to come to my family’s cabin in the teeny town of Lincoln, Montana for a snowmobiling junket over President’s Day weekend in 1996. This was our unofficial fraternity, all five of us working in the radio business in San Francisco. Even though we were in our 20s and 30s, we were behaving a bit like rowdy, drunken college kids on winter break.

The town of Lincoln had maybe five bars and we hit every one at least twice. A favorite was the Seven-Up Ranch, a bar-restaurant that had a few motel rooms and also rented-out cross-country skis and snowmobiles. We took a liking to the bartender who’d recently moved from Chicago. He and his wife were urban ex-pats who, like us I suppose, didn’t quite fit-in here in the middle of nowhere. The husband was okay with living hundreds of miles from the nearest Starbucks, but the wife made no bones about wanting to move back to the civilization of Chicago.

As Joe and I poked around the pool table, a couple families came through the saloon doors. They were wearing brand-new snow suits. Curious, I glanced outside to see two shiny, brand-spanking new black Chevy Suburbans, each pulling trailers with shiny, brand-spanking new snowmobiles. As a kid I was always envious of those rich folk who could afford new Polaris and Arctic Cats and Ski Dos. We were regular folk, and our sleds – although well maintained – were always at least a dozen years old.

Impressed with the shiny new sleds and suits, I was of course curious who these people were and how they ended up here. Perhaps they, too, were fellow urban dwellers from real cities, here to explore the winter splendor of Big Sky Country. Maybe they were just like us, but with deeper pockets? My curiosity was killing me.

I asked where they were from – and I got odd answers. One guy I assumed to be the leader told me he and his family were from Bozeman.

“Oh really? My brother graduated from Bozeman High in 1974 – he would have about your age. Did you know Mike McKiernan?” He didn’t answer, turning quickly to the bartender to order.

Unsatisfied with the non-answer, I redirected my interrogation to a woman from their posse while Joe and Val finished the pool game.

“We’re from Helena,” said the mid-30s woman who probably assumed her prompt and curt answer would shut me up.

“Who was your gym teacher?” I ask this question because my cousin was a gym teacher at one of the two high schools in Helena, so there is a 50/50 chance the answer will be Shirley Chesterfield.

Without responding, the woman led her entire tribe to the dining room in an effort, I suppose, to escape me and my line of questioning.

“Well hell.” I felt slighted since most Montanans are friendly and I had failed in my attempts to connect. Oh well, their loss. These people were more like those “pesky Californians” my father complains about. The type of people who sell their starter homes in LA and move to Montana and pay cash for everything, pushing up property taxes and pissing-off the locals.

“Sure, I’ll have another Miller Lite. Thank you.”

It all made sense six weeks later when we were back in California. Val called me from LA to tell me the Unabomber had been captured at his cabin just a few miles from where we had been terrorizing the countryside with our snowmobiles.

The not-so-friendly crowd in brand-new snowsuits, Suburbans and sleds turned out to be FBI agents. NO WONDER they were so dodgy and didn’t know my brother or my cousin! I felt vindicated.

Lincoln, Montana was at the epicenter of what at the time was the most expensive investigation in FBI history. Agents arrested Ted Kaczynski at his cabin, about ten miles down the road from my parents’ place, on April 3, 1996. Found was bomb-making stuff, lots of hand-written journal pages with damning evidence describing his crimes, and one live bomb.

The town of Lincoln, with a population of 1,000 on a good day, was suddenly a media sensation. Reporters and producers from every network and dozens of media outlets booked every flight and rented every hotel room. Rental cars were sold out, as were RVs.

Hindsight is “20/20” and I realize now how I could have arranged to rent my parents cabin for a pretty penny. A friend living in Denver was a freelance cameraman for ABC News and the network would have easily paid thousands to put-up him and a producer and Barbara Walters for a couple weeks. They could have admired Red’s art carvings while enjoying a “Uniburger” from the bar down the road.

I’m pretty sure the bartender at the Seven Up Ranch ended up in a couple radio interviews, since Val, Kira and Carolyn were producers for morning shows in LA and San Francisco. That bartender got to return to civilization, even if only virtually, for his fifteen minutes of fame.

And decades later, I was at KGO radio in San Francisco when the Program Director was introducing some of the talk show hosts to the sales staff. A small world was made smaller when I got to meet Candace DeLong, an FBI criminal profiler who helped find Kaczynski and at the time hosted a show on our station. She remembered the town, but did not remember the “Uniburger” from the bar down the road.

My mother remembers seeing the Unabomber. “Oh yeah, I remember that guy. I think I saw him at the post office.” I wish she were still around so I could verify, but a nerdy weirdo mountain man really wasn't all that odd in that little town. A town without milk.

#unabomber #ted kaczynski #lincoln

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umbrellaagent98 · 11 months

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Info Page!

Hello there! Welcome to my new and improved main blog! Formally known as MorrisonWitch.

My name is Val, but you can call me by Val, Umbra or Agent. I’m obsessed with Dead By Daylight and Resident Evil and I play DBD and Fortnite on the Nintendo Switch Lite. I’m an avid lover of Astronomy, Dinosaurs and Crystals!

I like anime and manga and are currently switching between Jujitsu Kaisen and Kimitsu No Yiba. My main favorite is the Yu-Gi-Oh! Series!

My blogs are LGBTQIA+ friendly!

Rules!

My main blog and side blogs are all 18+, so minors DO NOT INTERACT!!

Here are my other blogs!

@survivorfrank Survivor Frank Morrison. (Dead By Daylight)

@ask-the-apothecarist-dbd DBD Killer OC Luis Rook.

@obscura-of-the-fog DBD Survivor OC Irene Dagenhart.

@specialagentleonkennedy AU Leon Kennedy. (Resident Evil)

@corrupted-black-rose AU Aki Izayoi. (Yu-Gi-Oh! 5DS)

Aki, Frank and Irene are in their 20s, Leon and Luis are in their 30s.

NSFW and SFW asks are welcomed! But if the ask is too explicit, it WILL be deleted and you WILL be blocked! Blogs with no age in description or are blank will also be BLOCKED!

#rules!

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grapecaseschoices · 1 year

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For the bff asks: 3, 6 and 23 for Val? And 11 and 20 for Kendis? No pressure, of course. I'm just very curious about the friendships for everyone's ocs, as the romance paths often get more attention

@serenpedac thanks for the ask hun!

val

3. Which iconic bff duo are they?

felix: i am having trouble of thinking of a pair that could just carry that MAYHEM. lilo and stitch?

tina: these two are chaotic too, but it’s less !!! in a sense. and more borne of years -- they don’t always GET each other (tina is infinitely more sensitive than val and doesn’t always get val’s awkward humor) but when they do? wow! (i vary with how close i have, they werent terribly so in my first pt, but on my second im leaning toward the direction of close and growing closer).

i can’t quite think of an “iconic” dynamic that fits that exactly. maybe jake and rosa from b99? (though tina is no rosa ertew lmao)

6. What was their first impressions of each other?

I’m goin solely with Felix and Val. We know Felix was open to flirt and looking to make a friend. Val thought Felix was hot and had fun energy, but they were also wary/a bit sus because the team was related to Rebecca and stepping on their insecurities toes.

23. Why are they bffs?

tina: proximity lmao. and tina’s relentlessness. but mostly because i see them as the type of ‘when they’re good, they’re very very good’. they’re both passionate about their work/they care about justice, they both enjoy having fun, they’re both short. there was no other choice but bonding.

felix: they can match each other’s energy. val is going to show felix a whole new world (physically .... activities-wise, get your mind out the gutter). and felix is gonna show val much needed emotional / encouraging support (and adam insight). val also doesn’t have a lot of people that -- i dont know how to describe it, but that’s THEIRS. on their corner, and that discovery will be a lot. so im looking forward to felix havig that at their back, because i can see val being protective. a mixture of pitbull and awkwardly supportive

kendis

11. What is their name in the phone contacts of each other’s phone?

adam: strangely enough kendis doesn’t often do silly contact names. he was probably just variations of his name. but he was very likely ‘commanding agent dukie man’ once. and ‘adam 🙄’ . these days, as the fondess grows, he’s probably occasionally ‘buttface ❤️’ but she changes it in front of him and shows him when he’s being Most.

kendis is ‘most cherished detective’ ONLY BECAUSE farah had made it ‘my favorite detective’, and adam was gonna change that nonsense but he saw that kendis was lowkey touched, so he made it more his style. they don’t know he’s changed it to THAT, he’s saving it for maximum damage, possibly.

verda: they’re ‘sci guy’ on each other phones. it’s a dad joke gone wrong, thanks verda.

20. Which song do they both vibe on together?

verda: probably she blinded me with science by thomas dolby. it probably started as kendis being a brat (thinking they're funny) (("science!!!!")) and evolved into a thing -- their thing. (tina vibes too, can't leave their third out, but they get a kick out of it more)

adam: how to be a heartbreaker by marina. is lizzo out when the books are? what year is it in wayhaven book 3? probably something peppy and energetic when adam tortures trains the detective. i can see clearly now by jimmy cliff or eye of the tiger by gloria gaynor.

#serendepac #twc detective #and i completely agree with you. i definitely want (deeply desire?) to hear more about the potential bff routes #oc: val montemer #twc: kendis crawford louel #also not that tina isn't a close friend for kendis. they and verda just click #kendis and the queer old men brigaide #while val felix and tina is adam's worst nightmare (best dreams? as it's two of his favorite people happy? strange fella that one) come to #life #twc #grapecase answers #kendis and adam #val and felix #all songs listed under adam are actually under an old kendis playlist #*at me if you do this please!#headcanoning was fun #headcanons

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honestlyitsjustsam · 2 years

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I hope you don’t mind me asking but what is your head cannon on wake-up times for the protocol? Like who’s an early bird and who has to be drug out of bed at noon? Love seeing your little headcannons and ideas in the Val tag!

oh i dont mind!! and im glad you like seeing my posts :3 sometimes i feel like i spam them too much asdfgasdfasdfg

GOD ITS LONGER THAN I IMAGINED IM SORRY

okay so i believe Skye and Sova would def be early birds, the type of birds who also would go for a morning run together and talk about healthy life style... yuck crazy people

Chamber would be up early and would make sure he gets enough sleep and does his morning beauty routine or else he has eyebags and he will eliminate anyone who mentions them...slowly

Brimstone may be up early as well because he likes to meet the agents and its funny for him to see them all sleepy and messy asdfghj then they wake up fr and he makes them waffles and pancakes (mostly for Kj but shhhh)

Astra would be up early as well, she likes the quiet time before every agent is up so she can focus on her yoga and mindful exercises. oh and also she looves watching morning shows on TV which are all about gossip, she loves making fun of the concept and the people in it

Sage def is an early bird as well, i imagine she would wake up and after her meditation and a shower, def would make tea for herself and be tranquil with the day

Breach seems like the type to wake up whenever he pleases, like if he had a fun night and went to bed late he will wake up around afternoon but for a change, if he went to bed early he might wake up at noon, dont think he would be up early usually unless its Sova’s turn to make breakfast i feel the same for Reyna tbh, her waking up routines change whenever she wants to

i dont think Cypher and Viper would sleep..like at all. insomnia is a terrible thing and they both have inner demons which keep them up late at night. so until they cant function properly, they dont sleep which causes them to be up in the morning when everyone is just up. they might think these two are early but in reality they didnt even go to bed yet.

i think kj would sleep at late but wakes up early, she is the type of a person who is content with 4-6 hours of sleep. like it doesnt bother her, she may feel fatigue due to her late night hardworks but that tiredness isnt about the lack of sleep she gets.

raze on the otherhand would again work hard until midnight but sleep until midday as well to a point where kj would need to bring her breakfast because she missed it..My girl isn't sleep deprived; she simply enjoys sleeping.

Neon would be up early as well, but only because she doesn't sleep late; she sleeps at 10pm and wakes up at 9am. She also enjoys running and prefers to do it alone, so since Skye and Sova would be up at 6am, 9am is an ideal time for her.

even tho kayo is powerful, i believe kj would make a charging pod for him asdfghjsdfg like he wouldnt need to sleep but he needs his radianite core to be recharged so he would plug himself in and rest

i believe omen however does not need to sleep, like ever. he doesnt get tire because he doesnt have flesh or a nerve system so he really doesnt need to do anything at night but knit. omens existence is a little bit confusing to me but i see his body as a idk some sort of unstable material plus shade ig idk idk (but he never says no to bigspoon Cy and wake up next to him...)

i think Phoenix might wake up early as well because he looks like he enjoys life and wants to be alive truly, his job is to go and get his gf first because jett tends to be lazy in the mornings and if you dont wake her up she might go and sleep the whole day. so a kiss on the lips is enough for her to wake her up, then they go and visit their bf

yoru has to be the one Phoenix and Jett drug out of the bed, i always thought the dimentional drift to tire him so whenever he has fatigue he just dozes off and wakes up like 20 hours later, his lovers are worried for him :(

fade is a laaazy person, she wakes up late and whenever she wants BUT on sundays she has to be up early because hey sunday breakfast!! a sacred tradition for generations and then she will probably bother Cypher and wont leave him until he eats his breakfast

#anon asks

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