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jadeazora · 3 months

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Team Leaders (/assorted main villains) version! Obligatory Penny and Piers are only counted because they're the leaders of the "antagonist" teams, tho they're not really villains themselves.

Cyrus generally gets about 3hrs of sleep a week on average, when he actually does sleep, he could sleep thru the end of the world. It makes a road trip with all these other idiots bearable.

Colress mostly doing the "Are we there yet?" to piss Ghetsis off. He stops after they leave Ghetsis stranded.

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youllallriseintheink · 8 months

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What would it be like for the Pokemon villains to live with each other for months?

Oh, boy, these are always great! So, here’s the scenario: due to some sort of mad science gone wrong, Giovanni’s mansion has been teleported onto a desert island along with all the Pokémon villains. Estimated time before Colress (whose fault this is, naturally) can get them back: three months. This is not gonna be a fun time for most of them.

Giovanni: It’s his house, his rules, and his responsibility to keep these idiots from killing each other or going insane. One such method of establishing some familiarity between them is that twice a week, one member of the group has to spend the evening teaching the group about a skill or subject. He also set up a “scream room” where a person can vent their frustrations to a camera and/or hit punching bags, or a pair can go to physically fight and/or yell at each other. It has thick walls and a schedule. He is so ready for this to be over.

Archie: is hands-down the most popular person there. Lusamine relies on him. N and Guzma like him. He’s good company, good in the kitchen, and just generally is making the best of this. Before the end of the three months, he and Maxie have broken up, reconciled, and gotten back together thrice, used the scream room for couples disputes eight times, and many of the other villains are calling their relationship “the soap opera.”

Maxie: The stress of the situation is grating on him. Alternates between being annoyed with how freakishly well Archie is handling this and being glad he has him. During their “on” periods, he’s also happy to be Archie’s safe haven (even Archie finds this place kind of crazy). Helps out in the lab where he can and spends a good deal of time outside to help keep his sanity. This does not always work. Frequent user of the scream room.

Cyrus: This place is chaotic. These people are idiotic. This may be the most unpleasant place he’s been in his adult life. Spends a great deal of time in the lab, either on his own or with Colress, in attempt to expedite things. If he isn’t there, he’s probably cloistered somewhere he won’t be found. Avoids Lusamine and Ghetsis like the plague. By the end of the twelve weeks, he has a reputation as the resident cryptid and the others have figured out that he can be goaded into extra chores or work tasks if it means he can skip group activity.

Volo: this is the time of his life. Everyone there that has researched a legendary, owned a legendary, met a legendary, or been within twenty feet of a legendary is getting interviewed at least once but probably several times by him. Some love it, at least at first. Some want him to shut up and take a long walk off a short pier. He’s trying to be pleasant, but ultimately if he’s interested in more information, he’s getting it from you. Maybe he’ll give you a gift for your trouble afterwards.

Ghetsis: After his first “I hate N” speech, much of the house became… less than favourable towards him. He and Guzma are no longer allowed to be alone in the same room after an incident left them both needing medical attention. Cyrus is no longer allowed to fix everyone's coffee after he dumped salt in Ghetsis’ twice. And there are several other rules made to essentially grant him protective custody. Generally speaking, Ghetsis is a terrible roommate who expects everyone else to cater to him. He’s earned almost everyone’s ire by the end of their stay, to the point where Giovanni was tempted to lift the rules meant to protect him. Frequently uses the scream room for rambles about N and complaints about the others. Absolutely horrified by the effect this event is having on N.

N: After Ghetsis’ first “I hate N” speech, he suddenly acquired two new dads (Archie and Maxie) and two new brothers (Guzma and Piers). Even Giovanni has become protective of him and has given him a talk on how Ghetsis is using him and nothing he’s said is true. The group activities are helping to broaden his very narrow horizons, he’s meeting lots of new people (even if a lot of them are various shades of evil) and he can always slip off into the woods if he wants to be alone. He’s having a great time. He understands the frustrations of others, but honestly he’s more worried about returning to his old life- sadly, this is a big improvement to it.

Colress: since he’s charismatic and more importantly their ticket out, the others treat him nicely even though he put them in this situation. Uses this period to look for a safety net for if he’s ever in need of a place to go post-Team Plasma. Gets into Lusamine’s, Lysandre’s, and Cyrus’ good graces and spends a good deal of time attempting to get to know them better to decide which he’d prefer. Lusamine is glad to have an ally. Lysandre likes him just fine. Cyrus thinks he’d be a good addition to Team Galactic but also wishes he and Volo would go pester each other and leave him alone.

Lysandre: there’s no sense panicking over this. Is polite to everyone and doesn’t talk about the unworthiness of the poor unless it’s with someone he’s sure will agree with him. Attempts to do some networking, and get himself some trade partners and allies with the assorted wealthy people there. He’s generally decent company even though he can’t wait to get away from some of these peasants. *coughGuzmacough*

Guzma: He trusts Plumeria to hold down the fort in his absence, so this is just a luxury vacation if you think about it. Plus, he gets to meet his favourite Galarian musician. He’s the reason behind a lot of Giovanni’s rules (take your physical fights outside or to the scream room, stop leaving your dirty socks everywhere, no loud music after 11 pm, and for the love of God your goliscopod cannot fix his own breakfast, get him out of the kitchen). Attempts to teach the group breakdancing when it’s his turn to teach, disregarding that most of the group would injure themselves trying to do that. Gets on everyone’s nerves by showing no one the reverence they think they’re owed, which he’s proud of. Spends time with Piers, tries to teach N how to live, and avoids Lusamine like the plague.

Lusamine: was separated from nihilego when she ended up there. The nihilego poison withdrawals were terrible at first, causing her to have wild mood swings and erratic behaviour. A few of the others (especially Archie) are able to help her through it, and within a few weeks, she was feeling clearer-headed than she had since she met nihilego. Even after that, though, she struggles to connect with the other villains due to the bad first impression. She’s anxious to get home, patch things up with her children, and undo her ills. It’s not a fun time for her.

Rose: Oleana is able to handle everything while he’s away, so once he’s come to terms with the fact that he’s surrounded by evil people with no way to do anything about it, he basically treats it like a vacation and is very go-with-the-flow about it. Generally one of the more popular and liked people there, a lot of people come to him to feel like they're talking to someone sane for once. Tries to recruit N as a new potential champion multiple times only to have one of his new fathers or big brothers guide him away.

Piers: spends a lot of time alone, playing music and worrying over how Spikemuth and his little sister are coping with his sudden absence. Also spends time with Guzma, who is a big fan of his music, and N, who is a nice kid and clearly needed the support. Wonders what the hell he did to end up here with all these evildoers.

Penny: After the initial panic wore off, she’s content to just sit back, be unnoticeable and take as many pictures, videos and notes as she can. Her friends, the true crime fandom, and the international police might call it fake, but you never know, and she’s going to have so many stories to tell.

#pokemon #rocket boss giovanni #magma boss maxie #aqua boss archie #galactic boss cyrus #volo #plasma leader ghetsis #pokemon n #colress #flare boss lysandre #lusamine #skull boss guzma #chairman rose #gym leader piers #penny #pokemon villains #thanks for the ask

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bouncyenvos · 2 months

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hahaha nice

#you just know piers is musically cussing out macro cosmos #for this title u need oleana on ur team and beat rose in galar villain arc #pokemas talk

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dreambones · 7 months

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Another sketch from a year ago that I found and decided to finish because I surprisingly liked it? Damn self-doubt, past me was onto something.

Also, the curse of only being able to draw humans when it's Pokemon characters continues apparently (no complaints for now tbh).

Version with screenshot I redrew this from under the cut.

Reblogs are always amazing <3

#pokemon piers #gym leader piers #Pokemon #pokemon swsh #Pokemon sword and shield #PKMN Piers #my art #tw: bright colors #Piers would have been such a better villain change my mind

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mikkeneko · 1 year

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Y’know, people have made jokes about what if Wen Chao got the Scum Villain treatment -- but I think the more likely substitution in MDZS would actually be:

An MDZS fangirl, an ardent WangXian stan and a Jiang family anti, gets transmigrated into Yu Ziyuan.

The equivalent for the Immortal Alliance Conference tripping point, and the terrible fate our poor transmigrator has to avoid, is the fall of Lotus Pier. The System is very insistent that Madame Yu must carry out the events of that day as written -- complete with whipping, dismemberment, and throwing him into a boat with Jiang Cheng while the rest of Lotus Pier gets slaughtered -- or else Wei Wuxian will never give away his golden core, get thrown into the Burial Mounds and invent demonic cultivation, and then where would the plot be?

#scum villain master of diabolism #obviously our poor valiant transmigrator will succeed at changing the plot #and saving Lotus Pier along with herself and Jiang Fengmian #and the narrative happy ending is not getting married to Wei Wuxian #but adopting him #(and the equivalent to Zhuzi-lang/Tianlang-jun and the whole Missing Character plot #is whatever the hell was going on with Wen Zhuliu)

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villainousambitions · 1 year

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Headcanon Pokévillain leader heights

Giovanni: 5ft 9in (1.75 m). He's average height. Everyone says he's a "short king" but we forget that his official art is angled above him, so I think everyone is underestimating how tall he is.

Maxie (ORAS): Also 5ft 9in (1.75 m). I don't really have any rational for this one its just what i think

Archie (ORAS): 6ft 1in (1.85 m). All I know is that Archie is 100% taller than Maxie.

Cyrus: 5ft 7in (1.7 m). He definitely has a bit of a "Napolean complex" and also hes baby.

Ghetsis: 6ft 4in (1.93 m). Ghetsis is freakishly tall and it definitely contributes to his superiority complex.

Lysandre: 6ft 10in (2.08 m). Hes fucking massive and i love him for that. pick me up daddy

Lusamine: 5ft 9in (1.75 m). I feel like shes a tall girl because shes ethereal and also intimidating.

Guzma: 6ft 3in (1.91 m). I think that Guzma's slouched posture makes him look a bit shorter but when he stands up straight hes tall as hell

Piers: 6ft 3in (1.91m). He just looks tall to me.

Rose: 5ft 7in (1.7m). Hes a short prick and I would kick him in the balls.

#blair.exe speaks #headcanon #rocket boss giovanni #team magma maxie #team aqua archie #team galactic cyrus #team plasma ghetsis #team flare boss lysandre #team skull guzma #chairman rose #aether foundation lusamine #gym leader piers #pokeblogging #pokemon villains

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depressed-celestial-body · 2 years

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Pokemon Villains As Things I've Heard My Fellow Undergrad Peers Say

*I don't consider Piers or N to be villains, but I had some quotes that fit them, so they're here.

1) Maxie: my synapses are FIRING.

Archie: my synapses are FIRED.

2) Cyrus: [talking about drinking wine] I felt like I was drinking Catholocism.

3) Lusamine: I am allowed to hate crime lesbians because I am a lesbian.

4) Lysander: I love poly people. Just look at them, all poly and shit.

5) Giovanni, talking about Lusamine: She's a 40 year old white terf from England, I know exactly what she smells like. She smells like grape cough drops.

6) Guzma: Why are unicorns mad horses?

7) Rose: They don't teach you that in Bible camp, now do they?

8) Piers: *gasp* MOTHMAN EARRINGS!

9) Colress: OSMOSIS. FUCKING. JONES.

10) Volo: that's so fucked up! I'm keeping it.

11) Ghetsis: If I could have my bones removed for like a minute and thirty seconds, I think that would be a vast improvement.

12) N, to Ghetsis: You're nothing but a peepaw to me.

Inspired by @incorrect-pokemon-villain-quotes

#pokemon villains #giovanni pokemon #maxie pokemon #archie pokemon #cyrus pokemon #ghetsis pokemon #n pokemon #colress pokemon #chairman rose #lysandre pokemon #piers pokemon #volo pokemon #pla spoilers

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b2w2-hugh · 8 months

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I really like the idea that Maxie is still on good terms with Rose. I think they'd be good friends, since their ideals really do kinda overlap! I hope I see more interaction with them, I love seeing Maxie and Archie have other interactions!!

Plus Rose, Lusamine, and Lysandre all being allied with each other. I think its a nice refrence that they all kinda run a company, Lusamine with Aether, Rose with Cosmos, and Lysandre having a lab/tech company.

And the fact Colress and N are fighting against Ghetsis, basically everyone other than Giovanni is after Giovanni. His shenanigans have ramifications, he has picked a problem with everyone.

And the fact Piers and Cyrus have no connections aside from wanting Giovanni to leave LMAO

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lilac-loserr · 11 months

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K you know what I want to know about MDZS? You know what I’m still upset about? That it was never followed up with that Madam Yu and Wen Zhuliu knew each other when they met at Lotus Pier! There’s just a moment of “Wen Zhuliu? Didn’t your name used to be Zhao?” And then “Violet Spider??” (I don’t know if this is the exact dialogue, I’m just writing it how I remember.) And it’s really obvious that they have some kind of history with each other, and it SEEMS like that’s going to get explored, and then nope! They’re both dead now so you’ll never find out!

That could have been such an interesting thing to explore! Both of them were super interesting characters! And it seemed like it was going to turn into something! What was up with that? Why was it never followed up with? Anyone got any headcanons?

#I’ll start #I think they studied martial arts together when they were young #and then later became rivals for some reason #but like with the bantering hero x villain dynamic #there’s no reason at all why I think this #I just think it would be fun #madam yu #wen zhuliu #wen sect #jiang sect #lotus pier #jiang cheng #mdzs headcanons #mdzs #mo dao zu shi

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justtrashperson · 2 years

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hair study of the bosses

I know that piers isn't really a villain but I just want to add him and try to draw him lmao

also can you tell who i'm struggling with the most.

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calamity-queen · 1 year

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Assessment of Pokémon villains

Giovanni: Tit and Ass

Maxie: Personality

Archie: Ass

Cyrus: Asexual

Ghetsis: Tit

Lysandre: Thigh

Guzma: Ass

Lusamine: Personality

Piers: Tit

Rose: Ass

Sada/Turo: Ass

#idk man #i was working on my giovanni oneshot and this came to me #pokemon villains #team rocket giovanni #team magma maxie #team aqua archie #team galactic cyrus #team plasma ghetsis #team flare lysandre #team yell piers #chairman rose #team skull guzma #aether president lusamine #professor sada #professor turo #blair.exe speaks

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jadeazora · 3 months

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I think I got this accurate enough lol (Piers isn't really a villain himself btw, I still consider him the leader of a more mildly antagonistic group tho)

Maxie's is in reference to this btw:

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youllallriseintheink · 1 year

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If you were going to turn the Pokemon villains into Pokemon as punishment, what would be the best choice for each one?

Haha, thanks for asking.

Standardizedbogey and I were talking about this last night because of her fic (which I highly recommend) were Giovanni was turned into a lillipup as a punishment, with doggy instincts and all. Some of these are my own ideas, some we came up with together.

Giovanni: okay, I couldn’t come up with anything as good as a lillipup, but yamper could work for the same reasons of being a small, helpless-looking dog (and we all know he’s a huge cat person), plus, this one gets the zoomies.

Silver: The best way to teach him a lesson in there being more to Pokémon’s worth than battle strength would be to turn him into a Pokémon that’s weak but nonetheless adaptable and determined. Perhaps an abra, which, while incapable of fighting, is intelligent and excellent at escaping bad situations.

Maxie: something very sensitive to changes in the environment. Perhaps a slowpoke would work- they live near water and require the health of a saltwater species to survive. Plus its instinct might deprive Maxie of his ability to use his intelligence.

Archie: like with Maxie, you could have him think twice about his goal by turning him into something that needs a very specific, non-watery environment. Perhaps a numel would work, as they’re very sensitive to water and would surely be wiped out if Archie went through with his plan. Doubles as punishment because numel are slow, weak, and can’t go in water.

Cyrus: Eevee. Just destroy his lone wolf aesthetic and fill him to the brim with instincts to be friendly and want to be with people and cuddle up on their laps because they’re sad. Or because they seem nice. Or because he likes their hat. Or. Or. Or. Or. As a bonus, Mars looks after him for a while and he evolves into a pink ribbon dog that might as well have “I love my friend” written across his forehead and has empathy as a superpower.

N: N doesn’t deserve a punishment, but he’d really hate being a slugma. There’s no handling Pokémon in need if you’d only burn them.

Ghetsis: Ghetsis needs to be taken down a peg in terms of power, so a regional rodent would be good. I think bidoof would be the best choice because then its absentmindedness would keep him from scheming without zoning out. Also, he’d probably have to rely on N for protection because Colress would definitely want to run some experiments on a human-turned-Pokémon.

Lysandre: a good punishment for Lysandre would be to become something insignificant and filthy, so I chose a gastrodon. He’s identical to numerous others of his kind living all across the map, he’s hideous and slimy, he has instincts to bathe in mud and algae, and people look at him with disgust when he visits populated areas. Used to being respected and revered, now people won’t even let him on their carpets.

Lusamine: I don’t really have an idea for her, but she definitely wouldn’t like being a trubbish. It’ll be pretty hard to command the Aether Foundation’s respect like that.

Guzma: Petilil. Guzma would hate being something weak and dependent, and a small, sensitive plant Pokémon would really ruin his aesthetic, plus he’d look tasty to bug-types! Plumeria will look after him, don’t worry.

Piers: Whismur. It can’t do any of the three things Peirs cares about: rock out, battle well, or help his family and community. Marnie would probably have to look after him, and he wouldn’t want that. Its evolutions are stronger and louder, but are just as unable to produce appealing music.

Rose: honedge. It drinks the life force of others, actively undoing what he tried to do. It can’t be around people without doing that, which he’d hate as a massive extrovert.

#pokemon #rocket boss giovanni #rival silver #magma boss maxie #aqua boss archie #galactic boss cyrus #pokemon n #plasma leader ghetsis #flare boss lysandre #lusamine #skull boss guzma #gym leader piers #chairman rose #pokemon villains #standardizedbogey #thanks for the ask

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humble-worm · 1 year

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if i’m being completely honest if i had bonded with a pack of puppies as a child and u took them away from me for any reason i would also never forget that

#it'd be my villain origin story #also dont look at this sketch too closely #i made it on ms paint with the shittest possible brush for the job #魔道祖师 #mdzs #jiang cheng #jiang fengmian #lotus pier

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rainbowrocketrevival · 2 years

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Piers, Lysandre, what would happen if the other picked out your clothing for a day?

#pokemon #pokemon villains #pokevillains #pokevillain #team flare lysandre #team flare #lysandre #team yell piers #piers #ask #anon #anonymous

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commanderdazzle · 1 year

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I wasn't using my tumblr when Sword and Shield was out, so this is coming from out of nowhere, but after being a dedicated Guzma and Piers simp I'm not surprised I've also fallen for Giacomo.

I have an excellent track record, in case you couldn't tell.

#Pokemon #pokemon sword and shield #pokemon scarlet and violet #pkmn swsh #pokemon scarvi #piers pokemon #pokemon guzma #pokemon giacomo #Pokemon villain teams

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