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the sandman is just a very normal show to me that i can watch casually and enjoy it an average amount. nothing more nothing less
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yup. yes. you’re my puppy now. i’m marking my territory.
squirms so much :(! u heard it here folks am reesie’s puppy smiffs
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not to be annoying but i do think a lot of people mischaracterize falin. shes got the most drastic canon v fanon thing going on. which i guess makes sense bc 1. we dont see much of her and 2. lot of the fan stuff are anime-onlies that have seen even less
but i think like a good 90% of the time i see falin-centric art or posts im like hrm hrm hrm thats all wrong no nope no-siree
she's just a cool chick that takes life as it comes, doesn't hold grudges even against a mother that apparently was trying to beat the magic outta her, finds her older brother the coolest person in the world, and has autism about observing life (and death, she loves the ghosts she has a connection to) and nature and taking care of things (including taking care of her brother, which is why she's even in the dungeons; she saw her scrawny mess of a brother and decided she had to fix that).
and i think my favorite part that people don't talk about is... she would have done the same for marcille or laios if it were one of them that was eaten. you could see it in her eyes:
it's what shuro misunderstands about her. it's easy to see her feminine, cute, good girl pieces and forget the rest of her. but she loves things to an ends-of-the-earth extent; the kind of caring that makes you a little insane. and that's how I think she and laios end up on the same page with their weirdness. they have different interests, but they are the same level of committed to those interests.
it's easy to love her, because she probably loves you just as much, if not more.
EDIT: for the love of god stop reblogging this only to add some comment or tag or reply saying 'op you forgot [BLATANTLY FANON INTERPRETATION]'. falin as we know her is not a pushover/people pleaser/infantilized, see this version of my post. also stuff like 'female shuro was in love with laios in the genderbent comic' and 'falin was going to marry shuro because she felt bad' are just things you made up in your head
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Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring... he’ll despise me...
Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun
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They just. Never explained Hooty’s deal, huh.
He’s the Owl and the House of the Owl House. He has a pair of Baba Yaga hut legs. He can detach himself and fit in a backpack. The series finale revealed that God has a Hooty in their eye. His first word was hoot. His second word was hoot hoot. I know nothing else about him.
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Stupid cunt is dominated and roughfucked
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you thought your life was over when your psycho, end-of-days conspiracy theorist austrian neighbor kidnapped you. the guy barely spoke a word when he shoved you into his fancy, decked out underground bunker. he mumbled something about last minute supplies, locked the door, then left.
you knew the world was over with all the shaking, explosive noises, and how you watched your neighbor literally melt into the ground through the cameras you found. oh well, at least the place is well-stocked. food. booze. a weird CD collection. (there is such a thing as too much yanni.) you’ll eventually run out of supplies and die, maybe go crazy from isolation, but at least you won’t be a chunky puddle of ooze.
three months later, you’re a little weirder and a full on yanni-isseur, but life’s not so bad. you talk to yourself a lot. work out a little. puzzle. again, you could be ooze. fighting for food. running, ew.
then a buff guy with a grown out mohawk finds the hatch. uh oh. he tries to open it for a few hours. shoots it, even. no dice, thank god. you’ve watched creed about a dozen times and know home alone by heart, but you don’t think you could take the guy. he gives up and slinks off. almost steps in the remains of the neighbor.
a couple of days go by, and mohawk returns. but he’s not alone. three other men—big, brawny, and also armed—are with him. and the one that’s only slightly smaller than the austrian has a mean-looking pry bar. you hold your breath, glued to the cameras, and watch the four of them take turns on the hatch.
you think they’re close to giving up, until the one with the scraggly beard tries again.
thunk.
the sound of the hatch practically echoes throughout the bunker.
“think anyone’s down there?”
“only one way to find out.”
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shout out to @391780 , for always killing that one guy in increasingly wild ways. you are an inspiration.
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