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Hate the baldurs gate vampire so much. get that gangly white man off my computer‼️
#mort.txt#AWAY WITH YOU PLAGUE RIDDEN RAT#where are the big bitches in baldurs gate. you cannot look me in my eyes and tell me there is not a brick house paladin in that 300hr game
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cute things to say to someone on a first date!!
you are not wanted here!
you plague ridden rat!
away! away!
foul beast....
this town's finished!
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Happy Halloween!! :D
HAPPY HALLOWEEN BESTIE!!!!!
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This may sound insane, so feel free to ignore it, but I've been thinking about bloodborne more recently because of your bloodborne posting, and i remembered that when i first played it i kept hearing the basic villager enemies yell "this town's Finnish" instead of "this town's finished" and "they paid me in rats" instead of "you plague-ridden rat". Based on my inability to hear properly, i was wondering what you thought of the potential implications of Yharnam being located in Finland, as well as if you think their rat-based economy may have contributed to the beast plague
[yharnamites picking up rates off the ground and handing them back and forth to each other] why åre we sö sick
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hurling molotov cocktails at the twitter users yelling you are not wanted here you plague ridden rat
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Obey me incorrect quotes
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"I'll be right back, I've got to,"
*Rolls dice*
"Oh, nat twenty, nice. Anyways, I've got to do twenty points of damage to Lucifer's mental state."
Satan to Belphie
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"You're the type of person I want to have an extremely questionable queer yet mostly platonic friendship with."
Asmo to Solomon
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"If we're not married in the next twenty years let's promise each other... To hunt each other for sport."
Raphael to everyone
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"The day I saw you, is the day the light in me died."
Leviathan playing Destiny 2
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"Eating crabs is wrong, I mean, how would you feel if someone pulled apart your legs and ate your insides?!"
"Well me personally-"
Most of the demons to an angry vegan
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"Everytime you piss me off, I'll pull out something embarrassing from my folder to torture you with for annoying me, you rat."
A pissed Thirteen with her folder to Solomon
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"I'll infest your house with plague ridden rats, you Mountain Dew pissing whore."
Barbatos absolutely losing his patience with Leviathan
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"Let's play spin the bottle, except whoever the bottle lands on I'll visit tonight. Gotta keep that streak up, babes."
Thirteen to everyone
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"No one can kidnap you if you're too heavy, stay safe and eat cake."
Beelzebub to anyone while downing cake and soda
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"You want to 'Live, Laugh, Love', I want to 'Die, Cry, Hate'. We are not the same."
Belphie to Beelzebub
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Random person: "What's ya'lls genders?"
Satan: "Boy."
Lucifer: "Male."
Belphie: "Dead."
Levi: "Why, you gay?"
Beel: "I forgor."
Mammon: "Why, are you a cop?"
Asmo: "I don't even know anymore."
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Seokmin: Cute things to say to someone on a first date, go!
Junhui: You are not wanted here!
Jeonghan: You plague ridden rat!
Junhui: Away! away!
Jeonghan: Foul beast...
Seokmin:
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“Papa, Lady Emmalina, it is so good to see you. Is Lady Beatriz well?”
“She is thriving,” beamed Lady Emmalina, “And though she is still young, she is already showing the grace and decorum that comes naturally to a born Lady.”
“How wonderful for you both,” said Elisaria, “Please forgive me, I must mingle amongst my guests.”
“Of course - happy birthday, darling girl.”
“Thank you, papa.”
As Elisaria headed back towards the ballroom, she passed Sir Gregory, who quietly called to her,
“Guessing by your face, Lady Emmalina has managed to be a complete bitch already.”
“I love dogs. It would an insult to them for Lady Emmalina to be classed in the same category. Rabid ferret perhaps? Or maybe plague-ridden rat?” Elisaria joked back.
“Let me get you a drink - the birthday girl must always have a drink in her hand!”
“Thank you, Sir Gregory. You are very kind.”
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Ratatta fan? Ugh, seriously? What makes these plague ridden house invaders so appealing to you? Guess rats like rats.
You wanna say that again? No no. Come closer, I want to hear you say that again. (I am charging up my solar beam)
I'm not gonna argue with you about how clean rattata actually are and why they're good pets, that's sligoogle's job and you're probably not the kind to listen.
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Everyone on Pirates of the Caribbean and Our Flag Means Death is either glammed up for the gods, ready for a party at Versailles with Marie-Antoinette any day of the week or like the filthiest plague-ridden jaundiced rat people you have ever seen. There is no inbetween.
Your teeth either fall out of your face and you are literally rotting or you own so much feathers, wigs, make-up and hats you might as well be on Rupaul’s Drag Race. Your hobbies are rolling around in mud and tar or taking long baths and cuticle care.
This is assigned at birth. There’s no gender in these universes, you are just a fancy or a dirty.
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Appropriate ways to speak to a cat:
Exactly how bloodborne enemies talk.
Away, Away!
You Plague Ridden Rat-
Beast! O foul beast!
You know this to be true and correct :)
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the themed entertainment industry is soooo awesome to me i wish that rat bastard michael mouse would keep his disgusting plague ridden head out of it but what can you do. oh well
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the MOST offended gasp. "ACTUALLY. I am a RETCHEN. A different SPECIES. And either way, more rats died from that plague than humans, who actually spread it the most. It was a flea born disease! Most ratkin, particularly the retchen, are very hygienic and groom ourselves incessantly... I didn't take you for an uncultured racist, Xaallo."
" Not racist. Just don't like flea-ridden rat people."
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The Yharnam townsfolk are kinda catty but like it's only because they're jealous of my incredible drip and irresistible hunter swag. You can say "oh you foul beast, you are not wanted here, you plague ridden rat, away, away!" all you want, but we both know what's up, sweaty.
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