#absolute bastard man i love him

[obsidianstrawberrymilk]

I love how the showrunners and cast were all worried we’d hate Sparrow Ben but the entire fandom took one look at his attempted-fuckboy ass and immediately went “you piece of shit (affectionate) <3" and adopted him </p>

#umbrella academy #the umbrella academy #tua #tua s3 #tua season three #umbrella academy s3 #ben hargreeves #ben tua #sparrow ben #sparrow ben would die after one (1) interaction with brelly ben tbh #sparrow ben maybe the gum on the bottom of my shoe but hes MY gum on the bottom of my shoe #absolute bastard man i love him

[spielzeugkaiser]

I love your art soooo much-it gives me life!! 🥰🥰🥰

I have a question about Milek and Jaskier! Milek says they fought before Jask went missing-what did they fight about? Did Milek say something he shouldn’t have? 👀😢 is there ANGST?

Also does Geralt know Mileks plush friend is called Roach? Because surely that’s a clue that Milek is his…(I love this universe so much)!!🥹❤️❤️❤️

[MASTERPOST] That was the last conversation they had before Milek stormed out - and when he came back, Jaskier was. gone. The thing is, Jaskier knows what Milek is interested in (and he is not even wrong about that, Milek has an interest in medicine, and helping people, and I think when they met he was Shanis biggest fan) and I think Jaskier is aware that some of the conflict does have its roots in Milek not wanting to leave him, even if they get really heated and ugly in their arguments. Milek shouldn't feel like he has to care for him, or have to protect him and at times I think Jaskier feels quite ashamed, which leads him to being way too unrelenting at times - especially if he thinks he's doing something to protect Milek.

#jaskier #the witcher #geraskier lovechild #artists on tumblr #omegaverse #I think if they argue Milek is saying stuff he shouldn't all the time #I think for Milek the part that makes him feel really bad is that he KNOWS that Jaskier would always choose having him again and again #because he KNOWS that he loves him more than anything else #but he still implied that he doesn't know - and he knows what he said was cruel #but he also !! is so angry #because Jaskier always treats him like he knows what's best for him and. let it be true - it still makes him FURIOUS #he isn't a little kid anymore #and he wants to HELP he loves his father and he knows that Jaskier gives and gives and gives especially when it comes to him #he doesn't need a fancy education in an academy where he'll be just the bastard kid again #he just needs a Pa who doesn't absolutely run himself to the ground #and I think he finally wants to meet Geralt too #also I'm trying to do a thing here which I think shows how secure their relationship truly is #because Geralt sees Milek as a quite sensible (if sometimes a bit hotheaded) young man - who is quite mature for his age #which he CAN be #but Geralt is also basically a stranger even if Milek knows he's his dad - and he tries to impress him naturally - ofc he wants to be liked #with Jaskier? who has his one true emotionally secure relationship with? #moody teenanger - but also allowing himself to be childish at times - crying shouting teasing - exploding sometimes #because he never ever had to question their relationship once #he can just let loose

[its-not-a-pen]

First day as an early-3rd-century warlord and I am fighting in the bloodiest civil war of my country’s history. Very few records were kept during this time and even fewer have survived, but I am one of the only people of my era to have an accurate, physical description that was verified by multiple sources. Was it because of my meteoric rise from sandal-weaver to king? My heroic exploits? My compassion for the downtrodden? No. it was because my contemporaries would NOT stop roasting me about my extremely big, stupid-looking ears.

#liu bei #san guo yan yi #second century warlord #romance of the three kingdoms #last last time i exploit this format i swear. #pour one out for lu bu. mans about to be executed and goes down absolutely SWINGING. #FUCK YOU YOU TWO-FACED BIG-EARED BASTARD #i love this genre of Random Fact that Accidentally Makes History like “hegelochus sees a weasel” #ok. ok guys. yknow when cao chong was weighing his dad's elephant? #what if he was like “look 爹爹 uncle liu came to visit!” cao cao would make him heir on the spot i think. #for more san guo memes check out my sideblog @grand-theft-carbohydrates

[gatorgrumbles]

Obsessed with this little fucking freak

#my art #drawing #art #digital art #shitty doodle #i love him #he's my little bastard man #he's so absolutely awful #the most pathetic man #caesar clown #caesar one piece #one piece

[ghostnorm]

just finished EP 64 of Riptide and oh my godddd chips nightmare curse actually makes me so upset, I feel so bad for him ugh :(( but I really cannot be that sad for him considering that it is ALL HIS FAULT. bro was hidden the best he can be from a SCARY BIG TIGER MAN, and all he thought was fluffy.. kity.,, I hate this man so much (affectionate)

#chip bastard is the best character ever i hate him #i love him as a son #absolute loser of a man #in love with him... #only hatred and malice towards this absolute fool #peace and love on mana ❤️❤️❤️ #only happiness and a good night rest towards this silly guy #jrwi #jrwi riptide

[rawliverandgoronspice]

oh no I stopped working for five minutes and remembered I love he...................... ;;

#thoughts #ganondorf #I allowed myself a tiny “working on thralls outline” session #and I do love he a lot..... #trying to salute all the classics #the “will harm a child and will not even question whether that's a look” #the “absolutely unbearable cocky bastard with a dash of absolute pettiness omg shut uppppp” #the “actually scary and sadistic and morally bankrupt for real” #the “I love my people and resent my people but I won't explore neither emotion otherwise I will fall apart and there's no one to catch me” #the “the gods hate me???? fuck the gods then!!!! but like... the gods hate me or no? ;;” #the “I hate hylian monarchs so fucking much it's unreal I am going to shoot myself in the foot just because I hate them so goddamn much” #the “awww twinrova and he... they love each other <333 VS maams will you please stop injecting mental illnesses into your Big Son” #the “mutually destructive relationship with anyone who ever gets even a little close to him which 10000% includes his own people” #the “wouldn't it be fucked up and important to take gerudo objectification as an actual problem with complex psychological consequences” #the “Me A Problem with Masculinity or Men or gender? hahahahaha.... yea” #the “Impa buddy-hate trainwreck + Nabooru buddy-hate planecrash” #the “hmmmm no why is the hylian princess and I having a brief flicker of mutual recognition but we both know it's too late for amends” #and the “mystic crisis that will slowly but surely unravel a whole man if given enough time and grievances and Ls” #ANYWAY I like this story #it's wayy too ambitious for my own good #but

[outismm]

I’m completely normal about him in every way :)

#HIS SMILE BESTIES HIS SMILE HIS SMILE HIS #his smile is so nice. nobody ever make him upset again ever #his eyebrows are doing Gods work #*rings bell* hi its time for your once monthly collection of AB images nothing to see here #IM SO ABSOLUTELY AVERAGE ABOUT HIM IN EVERY WAY #*robotnik voice* i miss my wife tails #inside job #screencaps #🤖 galaxy brain #robotus alpha-beta #robotus alpha beta #YES IM DOING ANOTHER REWATCH WHILE I WRITE SHUT UP >:(((( #<3 mwa i love this bastard mwa mwa mwa #the noises of Goose Going Into Labor that i make when i see this man is. is. oughe. #YES im hiding all my homosexual little thoughts in the tags. what of it. #i am. shy. #MWA CANT WAIT TO SEE THIS FUCKER ONSCREEN AGAIN MWA MWA MWA #the prospect of seein him in a few hrs is making my brain explode

[rosemirmir]

36 Episodes into Faiz and I (unfortunately) love Kusaka

#he is the absolute worst. biggest mother fucker bastard man on earth. I love him #I dont think I've had a character I love to hate this intensely until he came around. I'm obsessed #kamen rider 555 #kamen rider faiz #masato kusaka #kusaka masato #linky posts

[tiredassmage]

Lensen Ryaldar - aka my “ah fuck, I’ve fallen in love with this absolute bastard and his devilish good looks anyway” (despite many poor and questionable decisions) collection, KOTET edition and in no particular order.

#swtor #swtor screenshots #ch: lensan #srsly i cannot overstate that i have never loved and hated one of my ocs in such strong equal measures before #awful stinky bastard man. absolute jackass. terrible. so fiercely loyal to the few people he does somehow care about. #he's ride or die. he's sold out imperial trade routes to a close associate for smuggling operations. he's mandalorian #but also he's just a bounty hunter. he's a staunch loyalist to the empire. #like. sir. you do realize half of that contradicts? #honestly why didn't i run him thru the agent story at this rate tbh #with this many cross-purposes he'd be perfect and maybe i'm just a glutton yea? #fun fact: he started originally as cipher four ie a plant to keep tabs on the mandalorian alliance before i made him black ops #either way intelligence could fill a family of 5's grocery list with his bullshit tbh #'potential recruit. volatile. violent. also potentially extremely high-risk threat.' #that file would hit tyr's desk and i can already hear him sighing lmao #i really need to stop putting oc lore in the tags... #anyway part of the reason he hasn't gotten an agent run is honestly bc i can't see him without the facepaint anymore #tattoo. whatever you wanna call it. it just adds a little a lot of somethin lmao

[anxiouscowboy]

2 things that make me anxious while watching Jaws are A. the shark eating people and B. Quint being THIS HOT???

Like SIR. You're insufferable but you got me blushing like an anime girl and I understand why Hooper wanted to see your scars. SIR.

#!!! #I can't even write this without entering fight or flight #I don't even know man #He's just such a weird little guy and I love that #He's an absolute bastard but uwu #Please pity me #jaws 1975 #Jaws #And then the shark eats him and I'm always so sad #Robert shaw you absolute force of nature #Robert shaw #You guys

[dirtyoldmanhole]

gunter is a stone cold freak, and in this essay, i shall-- [dragged offstage kicking and screaming]

#[muffled yelling] AM I WRONG THO. I AM NOT. (:P) #pros of replaying rev: soooo much writing done. cons: ...drawing some of the skankiest af shit apparently lmao #i love. i *l o v e* that it's the caretaker daddy jeigan that's the kinkiest bastard man. absolute gigachad brain move by IS there. #the entire archetype being all squeaky clean hOnOr and bla bla bla. #and while he *plays* the part on the surface almost flawlessly.... underneath is ahahaheh. ahem. oh lordy. #jeigan in the streets; yandere kinky possessed villain daddy in the sheets BASICALLY. #ngl i got a chuckle in the forging bonds moment with him and sylvain when he was giving sylvain grief about the womanizing. pftfffffffff.

[trijuiceofnature]

You ever spend several consecutive hours reading the bios and lore of various kirby characters ?? Cause Uhhhhhh,,, y e a h LOL

#Holds Meta Galacta and Morpho in my silly little hands #the knight boys are so cool #And Morpho's design ??? #Bro they popped OFF #That's the prettiest grim reaper I'VE ever seen NEJRERH #And marx is the perfect little man #He's such a rat bastard #I'd throw him and shake him like a snowglobe <3 #I also didn't expect Magolor to be so funny ??? Like I love his dialogue LOL #A certified goober honestly #I'll never get over how I love all their designs despite being a bunch of circles and ovals VNRJDBFH #Absolute genius #kirby

[glovedcourtship]

Thinking about Demyx and Luxord in this Chili’s tonight

It feels so so SO significant that we don’t know their original names yet. That can’t just be me

We know the names of every other Organization member! We got the first 8 in BBS. Ansem (kinda)! Braig! Dilan! Even! Aeleus! Ienzo! Isa! Lea! 8! Of 13 14!!

Of course we already knew where Roxas and Xion came from, so now we’re down to 4

But then KHUX and all of the associated stuff came out and we got! Lauriam! And Elrena! 2 more Organization members! Former Keyblade wielders!! From the KEYBLADE WAR!!! SIGNIFICANT!!

So WHO are Demyx and Luxord?? What are they hiding in their pasts? If Lauriam and Elrena can be Keyblade wielders from a war that took place LIFETIMES AGO then they could really be anyone

Anyways, I think Demyx and Luxord are silly little guys

#demyx #luxord #absolutely rabid in this chili’s tonight #this is probably just the old demyx fangirl in me #but he’s still my baby boi and he’s important to me #and luxord is my horrible british bastard man and I love him

[kxllerblond]

The Br*ce Wayneification of Clark where he has this playboy, batting his pretty lashes, charismatic persona and then once he gets you and gets what he wants-—he's this insufferable, monotone, dismissive bastard who looks at you like you're the gum on the bottom of his shoe kdjhgbdkg. i hate him!!!!

#most interactions here are usually like ppl meeting clark for who he is which is great love that #but man i want that whiplash of someone meeting this charming angel of a man that lights up the room #only for him to be an absolute bastard in reality who you wouldnt want to touch with a ten foot pole #(;shitpost) #average snake gemini behavior tbh!!! #ok ok ok im gonna get more coffee and reblog more memes and send some no more ooc kfjbgdfg

[marinehero-a]

Note to self to talk more ab admiral garp verse

#{ ooc } ✗ 「 wenp reporter 」 #[ i like to think ab aus where he says screw the government and Actually Choses His Damn Family which he Loves #[ but also rotates admiral where he's forced to take a promotion and basically becomes even more of a poster boy #[ but also someone the celestial dragon like to parade a lot. What better way to show power than to have the Hero of the marines himself #[ be your guard dog #[ and Boy does he absolutely Hate it and lost faith in the system hes forced to serve #[ but blackmail /threats keep him in line. Hes a family man after all #[ it is 1am and i am once again having sm normal thoughts ab 1(one) bastard old man

[shadowedmagic]

Man just, rotates pre constant maxwell in head sm back when Maxwell was still just a name and act he did but behind the curtains he's still an absolute nerd

And its rly just. The internalization of "people love Maxwell and hate William" that leads to him trying to embrace the "mysterious suave gentleman" role more even if it doesn't feel genuine, but it's what the public wants, isnt it?

But he cat get rid of William fully, and if one were to get close to him they'd see that quieter side of him a lot more often bc he'd feel comfortable enough to Be himself and just. Slams fist on floor its ab the duality and also how his time on the throne/under Their influence really did just Kill william

#ooc. #v3 .:≛:. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙰𝚖𝚊𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙼𝚊𝚡𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 #[ all stuff ive talked ab b4 but. Rotating this bastard man in mind again hours gjsjg #[ savvy momence... augustine and william friendship couldve been real if klei weren't cowards /lh #[ but god #[ its just the way in my mind william internalizes he's better off/Loved as maxwell and later maxwell internalizing William is Dead #[ bc!! They're the same person and i talk ab it a Lot but just #[ the way they're the same but different but traces of each life still lingers in either form #[ maxwell's still a dork and william is bastard and just #[ shakes him like a rat #[ i think ab scene where william is Rly trying hard to put on the maxwell act to impress charlie but then becoming absolutely flustered #[ into william vibes bc i am not immune to max.lie or tropes </3