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artsykerfufflespam · 1 year
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Finally finished it! Prolly the longest comic ive made hehe but i absolutely love it! Ty @merrilark for the idea :3
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nyenylon · 4 months
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GET IT STELLA GET IT USE THOSE BOYS FOR WHAT THEY GOOD FOR
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God this fandom has one great trailblazer
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cosmicrecluse · 2 years
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The slow process of going from having a majority white set of ocs to saying it fuck it and having literally only 2 white Ocs (both of which are fan characters) has been so freeing. Even the pale ones are latinos cuz I like seeing myself represented
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twofrenchbears · 1 year
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After a little break, we are back for more Chucky videos reactions ! 
First : Jennifer Tilly Stan.  Second : This is insane ! 
Third : Devon Sawa hot daddy(ies) + Alex Vincent sexy little bear
Fourth : Kyle’s look. Fifth : hilarious dark camp 
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hallowedmistress · 2 months
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stardew sexuality hcs!
bachelors + bachelorettes
alex
definitely gay
grew up in a homophobic, religious family
first time he saw gay people was on tv on a news program about same-sex marriage being legalised
george immediately turned it off in disdain and evelyn distracted him with some food, but the thought lingered at the back of his mind
as he grows up, he collects sports magazines. more often with lean, muscular men on the covers than not
he suppresses it for years but it comes to a head when the cute new farmer moves in
and the rest is history
elliott
homoflexible
knew he was into men since he was very young
his family wasn't pleased to say the least. their only son, gay and a writer? the blasphemy.
didn't dare confess to any of his childhood crushes because he grew up in a pretty old fashioned area
instead wrote letters and stuffed them into used cans and threw them into the sea
lived in zuzu city for a short while before moving to stardew valley, had a relatively unhealthy lifestyle of drinking and hookups and no sleep. the cabin on the beach helped with his insomnia
very rarely attracted to women; usually into the type of women who mistake him for a lesbian
sam
unlabelled
leans more towards men
vincent called him weird at first but wrapped his head around it pretty quick
jodi doesn't talk about it but she just wants him to be happy and not hide any part of himself
kent absolutely flips when sam brings the farmer, his boyfriend, over
they make it work. kent warms up to the farmer, and the strict military rules drilled into his head slowly come undone
he reluctantly tells sebastian he likes guys at the saloon one night while abigail isn't around. sebastian just says 'huh', and beats him at pool.
sebastian
queer, on the aromantic spectrum
never really thought about romance. he has enough to deal with by himself, why should he want someone else?
has a little crush on sam when they're kids
only realises it was romantic when sam tells him that he likes guys. and sebastian realises oh, i can do that.
he doesn't really tell anyone but he blurts it out to his mother one afternoon
robin is supportive, and curious at first
demetrius... doesn't say much.
after kissing sam for a dare, he huddles inside a blanket with a red face for a whole day
harvey
heteroflexible
he likes women, but likes the occasional buff man
he's vocal with his support of the community, and pins up a pride flag on the clinic's wall
he lost a trans girlfriend to suicide back in the city. it sticks with him, and he makes sure to respectfully inquire about all his patients' mental health and if they need anything
he likes the farmer for their cool, confident demeanor regardless of their gender.
shane
straight
never thought about his sexuality
kissed a few of his homies back in college before he dropped out
hasn't really "fallen" for anyone before the farmer
abigail
bisexual
this girl is so, so bi
she definitely read manga on sites named stuff like yaoiparadiseheaven growing up
always shipped the protagonist and rival in pokemon games
has a few bi pride pins. pierre hates it and wants her to tone it down, but she refuses. loud and proud
caroline chides her, but is secretly proud of her and even buys her some sapphic movie dvds
haley
lesbian
it's complicated. she knows she has some sort of comphet, and she hates it
she wants to be out to the whole town just to prove a point, but she wants to present as straight at the same time just to feel more accepted
she flirts with guys and then feels like throwing up
she tries to flirt with girls and ends up insulting them
she and abigail have some sort of sapphic jealousy thing going on
when the farmer comes to town, abigail knows she's head-over-heels for the butch immediately despite her previous insistence that she only likes femme women
leah
definitely a lesbian
chill about it. she doesn't tell anyone, but she doesn't hide it
she has a vase painted the lesbian colours
her ex from the city is non-binary
she doesn't expect to fall for the farmer at all, but ends up yearning for months
boldly sculpts a messy piece of two women kissing
she and male!farmer would talk about women together
penny
her labels keep changing
she's into women, and into pretty guys.
she used to always keep an eye out for the woman who worked the jojamart counter
pam catches her reading a lesbian romance once, and penny fears the worst
instead, pam just nods and mentions she went out with some women herself and penny just stops in her tracks wide-eyed
when she first meets the farmer, she can't stop blushing around them
maru
she never really fathomed being attracted to men in the first and doesn't get why demetrius is so against her having male friends
demetrius is obnoxiously supportive once he finds out. the farmer sighs every time they walk in on an overly large display of support
he celebrates her coming-out anniversary every year
lesbian in stem
she's also on the asexual spectrum. something like demisexual, maybe. she doesn't have it figured out yet
emily
pansexual, and open about it
every time someone asks if she has a boyfriend, she corrects them to 'significant other'.
romance doesn't work like 'normal' to her
every friendship has a little romance, and every romance has a lot of friendship. isn't that the best way to live?
she's very affectionate. with friends, family, s/o's, anyone.
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ghostofpatrickshand · 4 months
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some david tennant thoughts
alex hardy: sad scottish noises
10: hyper dumbass babygirl genius
14: GAY GAY GAY, DILF
casanova: the horniest of bisexuals
campbell bain: happy sunshine baby must be protected
crowley: snakey baby
harry watling: if bad decisions was a person
cale erendreich: fucked up serial killer
emmett carver: scary angry american
will burton: sad dad, gets away with murder 💪💪
donald peterson: poor baby tackled by children
peter vincent: sexy leather clad motherfucker
peter carlisle: horny little shit
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madamescarlette · 1 year
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MAY 2023 (You too have come into the world to do this, to go easy, to be filled with light, and to shine)
Olena Kalytiak Davis / Jeannine Hall Gailey / David Whyte / Mine / Nom Kinnear King / Taylor Swift / Jenny Offill / Jack Gilbert / AURORA / Franz Wright / Maggie Rudy / Alex Lemon / Mary Oliver / Childe Hassam / Ross Gay / Edna St. Vincent Millay / Wislawa Szymborska / Ask Polly / Yuka Ito / Mine
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madlysage · 1 month
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my stardew valley bachelorette headcanons… again super niche and definitely just me being insufferable
leah
- grew up in the south and still has a little twang when she speaks
- loves fleetwood mac and all 70s rock
- tried to make her own wine and elliott made harvey give her a stern lecture on botulism
- a serial dater with a string of bad ex-boyfriends in her wake (she was just a lesbian all along but that wasn’t accepted where she was growing up)
- a baby gay who still gets flustered when flirting with girls
- befriended the hat mouse and is still trying to convince elliott that he’s real
- dyes her hair but insists she’s a natural redhead (her mom was one and she always wanted to emulate her)
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i always picture kennedy walsh (icon that she is)
haley
- the closet is glass babe (lesbian/possibly pan)
- wanted to go to college for photography and studio art but was worried it would put financial strain on emily
- secret little crush on leah because she loves her art and her artistic eye
- her and emily were raised by a single dad who passed away unexpectedly- it’s part of the reason she has a hard time opening up to ppl
- left anonymous mean notes about clint on the town message board for WEEKS after she found out he was hitting on emily
- uses her dad’s camera: it’s very sentimental to her
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perf- would def be into clean girl makeup
emily
- nobody is quite sure about emily’s sexuality… including emily!
- very into spirituality- crystals, spirits, astrology, luck etc.
- makes alex uncomfortable anytime he comes over: she doesn’t realize she’s starting contentious political debates with him
- makes all her own clothes and hasn’t bought anything new in 3 years
- writes sweet notes to shane on the bar napkins when she can see he’s rlly going through it
- wears crystals in her bras
- stole haley’s diamond earrings for a gem mediation (it did not go over well)
- makes elliott quills with her parrot’s dropped feathers
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but picture the hair blue ya know: don’t cast elle fanning as a character in a fandom challenge level impossible bro
penny
- bicon
- my image of penny is Filipino… stardew needs more diversity gonna be so real
- went to college for education and got her teaching license but had to move back home because of the debt
- learned how to do maru’s hair after she complained about how long it took
- watches old movies with maru every weekend and they do a book swap once a month
- sam is the only one who will eat her cooking (but he’ll eat anything… especially if penny made it)
- lets maru come in and give guest teaching sessions in science and math to jas and vincent
-started drinking coffee just to have an excuse to drop some off to maru and harvey at work
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likeeeee beabadoobee just makes the perf penny i can’t explain it’s the vibe
maru
- lesbian queen
- my autistic love
- graduated highschool early: got a full ride to school and double majored in nursing and engineering before going to nursing school (graduated early from that too ofc)
- lives off of coffee and gets a daily lecture on caffeine consumption from harvey
- is harvey’s wingman (neither of them have any rizz…)
- goes to the bar just to quiz emily on astrology
- sets up ferris beuller type traps when she wants to sneak out and not deal with demetrius
-used to sneak into sebastian’s room during thunderstorms and still does sometimes
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laura harrier my love my light… just picture her with glasses
abigail
- straight but likes to makeout with girls when she’s drunk
- goes to college online (majoring in business for pierre but double minoring in classics and anthropology) - her parents wouldn’t let her go in person because she’s too “reckless”
- brought home a squirrel once and hid it in her room for weeks
-used to do competitive irish dance as a kid (seems like something caroline would make her do)
- has a huge crush on sam and will flirt with sebastian to make him jealous
- pierced her own ears six times at once and made caroline faint when she saw her
- has a tattoo on her thigh that’s she’s desperately hiding from her parents
-helped emily dye her hair for the first time
- hooked up with alex once but will never admit it
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can’t explain it she just gives kiernan - with purple hair ofc
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artsykerfufflespam · 1 year
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And then they talk about it n fall in love
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formerlyz · 1 year
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Random Stardew Valley Headcanons
I can’t sleep for like the third night in a row so please enjoy some very random Stardew Valley HC’s.
Warnings: None.
*some canon divergence*
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Shane will walk Emily home from her shift pretty much every night because he thinks Clint is a creep (he’s right)
Elliot and Leah are gay/lesbian best friend GOALS. Leah helped Elliot edit his book and he even named one of the characters after her.
Elliot and Haley are friends and have spa nights together where they do face masks and have wine
Penny has a standing invitation to come over for dinner whenever she wants at Maru’s house
Jodi LOVES Penny and really wants her and Sam to date, but they’re 100% platonic and Sam has told her that a million times.
Sam and Alex don’t get along. Idk why I just really don’t think they would.
Maybe Alex picked on Sebastian when they were like, little little kids and Sam never got over it.
Sam lived in Zuzu city for a year for college but moved back when his dad got deployed because he didn’t want Vincent to get lonely.
Sam, Abby, Sebastian and Emily were all theater kids.
Sam and Shane are friends from being stuck in the hellhole that is jojamart and Sam always calls Shane his “work husband”. Shane pretends it annoys him but he secretly loves it.
Abigail knows about all the magical stuff in the valley like the Junimos and Krobus but doesn’t want everyone else to think she’s crazy
She’s not the Wizard’s daughter but she met him as a kid and thinks he’s the coolest person ever. Like he’s her role model. He acts like more of a father to her than Pierre does.
Sam and Abigail are constantly pestering Sebastian to quit smoking
The Pelicans have the same sound as All Time Low idk why but this is a HC I feel very strongly about.
Sebastian is actually an amazing singer but would rather die than sing in front of people.
Harvey wanted to be a pilot but his eyesight is way too bad.
Gunther, Rasmodious, Marlon, Willy and Linus are all friends.
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bengiyo · 1 year
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WAKE THE FUCK UP, GAY PEOPLE!
I have waited over ten years for this!!
Director Patrik-Ian Polk shared the news while accepting his Lifetime Achievement Award at the second annual SpeakOut “I AM” Awards in D.C. last night, according to Gaye Magazine. “I am very happy to confirm that there is, indeed, more Noah’s Arc coming,” announced Polk to a mass of cheers. “And it is coming this year.” The original cast — Darryl Stephens (Noah), Jensen Atwood (Wade), Christian Vincent (Ricky), and Rodney Chester (Alex) — were all in attendance at the awards ceremony to celebrate Polk’s achievement. Only missing was Doug Spearman (Chance), who sent in a heartfelt video in his absence to thank Polk for his legacy in both the industry and within his career.
@negrowhat @shortpplfedup @fluidsoul31 @yugiohio
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galwithalibrarycard · 4 months
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My New Who watchthrough has now reached well into the second half of Series 7, and it’s time for some Opinions:
- I’m gay for Clara Oswald already. Also I crackship her with Amy Pond and I will be reading all the fanfic.
- I don’t care for River Song.
- Okay, no, hear me out, River’s an interesting character and I like Alex Kingston, but I can’t stand how her entire character bit is a constant smug-ass “I know something you don’t know”, and her whole arc felt kind of anticlimactic. Also, I don’t buy for a second that she and Eleven have an actual romantic relationship. I don’t see the spark. It’s all offscreen if it happens at all, so I don’t care. Bringing me to…
- Eleven/Amy/Rory OT3 is the superior ship of the Smith years. Platonic found family or romantic messy awkward polyamory, either way they’re very sweet together and I’d rather watch them than River any day. You can also have asexual Eleven in there, which I can really see why people headcanon. I want to call them “ot3: the power of three” but I feel like the threes sound redundant. Oh whatever, I’m calling it, that’s the ship tag I’m using.
- If it wasn’t for the weird Doctor/River romance, you could totally say that River’s Time Lord DNA makes Amy, Rory, and Eleven ALL her parents, and I’m annoyed that canon makes it more than a little weird to consider that headcanon concept, because it could be cute in another world.
- I like the Ponds a lot, but I have to say: Amy and Rory’s ending felt like such an arbitrary “we’re obligated to make the separation from the Doctor permanent, what monster can we use to do that?” ass-pull of a writing choice. In my head, Amy and Rory’s arc ends with them staying on Earth in 2012 at the end of The Power of Three and enjoying the mundane life they built together. Just say the Doctor sends them postcards and visits offscreen once in a while. The characters don’t have to be walled off from the Doctor forever just because the actors never want to come back to the show. I really like the idea of them choosing their own life outside the TARDIS, almost Martha-style. (Gotta love Martha!)
- It feels cheap to take Amy’s kid away and then not bother to give her an emotional arc dealing with that trauma. Same for Rory, for that matter. I bet someone could write or has written some extremely deep fanfic about that. I don’t know that I want to read it but I want it to exist, if that makes sense. And I would’ve liked to see more of it onscreen.
- The episode with the Gunslinger is OOC garbage, the Doctor would never use a gun, learn the show’s lore, Steve.
- So many little “what straight white man did this???” moments in Moffat era. It’s like going on a nice walk and then every once in a while you find yourself walking through a surprise cloud of gnats. (Not that Davies era was completely blameless either but damn.)
- Eleven’s “retirement” and hopeless disillusionment in The Snowmen feels like a flat, rushed, emotionless retread of the far superior arc of Ten going dark and mad with grief and his god complex across his last four specials. Ten did it better.
- Speaking of which, godDAMN the Tenth Doctor’s send off was good. I miss him forever and I need all his audio dramas and tie-in novels yesterday.
- While we’re on that, I have FEELINGS about Tenrose and Tentoorose and how they’re the same exact ship but also two completely different ships, but I’m still tagging them both as “otp: I believe in her” and no one can stop me. (They could have had a house with a mortgage AND still traveled in the TARDIS on weekends, I’m just saying.) (They are PEAK ROMANCE and I’m never recovering.)
- Lotta concrit here but that being said, I really do love Eleven, he’s a sweet adorable lil bean. I’m gonna miss him so much too. Can’t believe I only have a handful of his episodes left! There’s so much good stuff in here, truly. Vincent and the Doctor! The Power of Three! 🥹 I also really liked Dinosaurs on a Spaceship, even though the longer you look at it, the more Problems you see. Those are my standouts off the top of my head.
- We are now well into the era of New Who I’ve never seen any of and know basically nothing about, so no spoilers please!
- I’ve also never seen any of Classic Who, so be aware of that. There’s a lot I don’t know.
- (I already do kind of pre-ship Twelve and River in a totally superficial way, just because, to quote Bones, “they are the exact same level of hotness.” I just think they’d look good together, and sometimes I’m basic like that. I know she has an episode with him, that’s the only thing I know about that era, so we’ll see.)
I’m all-in on this fandom now, for real. And I still have so much to catch up on! So, is it too much of a line to say Allons-y? (I still like it a little better than Geronimo!) 🤗🪐👽
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polyamorouspunk · 2 years
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Went to the local spiritual shop last week and went to their LGBTQ+ section to grab myself some pronoun pins and found some great books to check out:
How To Be Ace: A Memoir Of Growing Up Ace by Rebecca Burgess
Polysecure by Fern
Queercore by Liam Warfield, Walter Crasshole, Yony Leyser
You and Your Gender Identity by Hoffman-Fox
Queer Folk Tales: A Book Of LGBTQ+ Stories by Kevin Walker
The ABCs of LGBT+ by Ashley Mardell
How to Understand Your Gender by Alex Iantaffi and Meg-John Barker
The Gender Creative Child by Ehrensaft
Genderqueer: A Memoir by Maia Kobabe
Queer: A Graphic History by Meg-John Barker and Jules Scheele
Gender: A Graphic Guide by Meg-John Barker and Jules Scheele
Gender Identity by Cook
Be Gay Do Comics by IDW
Transgender Healthy by Ben Vincent
Seeing Gender by ??
The Reflective Workbook for Parents and Families of Transgender and Non-Binary Children by ??
The New Queer Conscious by Adam Eli
This Is a Book for Parents of Gay Kids by Owens-Reid and Russo
The Trans Self-Care Workbook by Theo Nicole Loreny
The Gender Identity Workbook for Kids by Storck
Queer Heroes by Arabelle Sicardi, Sarah Tanat, and Jones
The Stonewall Riots: Cominc Out in the Streets by Gayle E. Pitman
The Gay Agenda by Ashley Molessa and Choss Needham
What’s Your Pronoun: Beyond He and She by Dennis Baron
Pride: A Celebration in Quotes by ??
The Transgender Child: A Handbook for Families and Professionals by Stephanie Brill and Rachel Pepper
The Transgender Teen: A Handbook for Families and Professionals by Stephanie Brill and Lisa Kenney
Why Gender Matters by Leonard Sax (M.D. , P.H.D.)
The A-Z Of Gender And Sexuality by Morgan Lev Edward Holleb
Trans Voices by Declan Harry
The Trans Partner Handbook by Jo Green
Yes, You Are Trans Enough by Mia Violet
Bonus:
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roguelesbian-writes · 6 months
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You Can Travel The World A Million Times Just To Learn It Never Mattered
Rating:
Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories:
F/F
F/M
Gen
M/M
Multi
Fandom:
Stardew Valley (Video Game)
Relationships:
Sophia/Female Player (Stardew Valley)
Sophia & Female Player (Stardew Valley)
Sophia & Male Player (Stardew Valley)
Female Player & Male Player (Stardew Valley)
Characters:
OFC farmer
OMC farmer
Jameson Walsh
Ophelia Walsh
Sophia (Stardew Valley)
Shane (Stardew Valley)
Marnie (Stardew Valley)
Jas (Stardew Valley)
Zinnia - Character
Leah (Stardew Valley)
Elliott (Stardew Valley)
Haley (Stardew Valley)
Emily (Stardew Valley)
Lewis (Stardew Valley)
Sebastian (Stardew Valley)
Alex (Stardew Valley)
Sam (Stardew Valley)
Abigail (Stardew Valley)
Harvey (Stardew Valley)
Victor (Stardew Valley)
Vincent (Stardew Valley)
Olivia (Stardew Valley)
Maru (Stardew Valley)
Robin (Stardew Valley)
Demetrius (Stardew Valley)
Jodi (Stardew Valley)
Kent (Stardew Valley)
Junimo(s) (Stardew Valley)
i'll add more later probably
Additional Tags:
This is a lot more than ofc farmer x sophia
this is everyone in the valley being a mess and sorting theirs bs out
Romani Haley
Hard of Hearing Haley
Black Emily
Latina Marnie
Latino Shane
Afro-Latina Jas
Hijabi Jodi
Native American Leah
Black Elliott
Jewish Elliot
All the Mulners are Samoan
All the Mulners are Jewish
Plus-Size Abigail
Legit just DSV races
Religions
and ethnicities
except for Lewis
He's still white
Trans Sam
Trans Penny
This is the set up for a lore fic
be prepared for some fluff
Angst
BS
and most of all
character developement
no beta we die like my sister's will to read this fic
she actually came up with that tag
We hate Lewis in this house
Marnie is gonna dump him in this series
Working title
Ophelia and Jameson Walsh moved to town to take over their late grandfather's farm a season ago, it's going great. Totally not stressed out over literally anything at all. Sam and Sebastion have been friends for as long as either of them can remember, this new feeling building between them doesn't have to change that, right? Abigail just wants to go on adventures and prove she's not weak or just that one weird chick, why can't her parents chill out for five seconds? Haley is living her semi-best life, she just wishes her parents could pretend to care about them sometimes. Emily feels something has shifted since the new farmers' came to town. Harvey is tired and wants to be able to nap for the first time since the farmers started going down to the caves. Alex is trying to build himself up to try to go pro, while dealing with a lot of self-doubt. Marnie is getting tired of Lewis' excuses, Shane's lack of self-care, and trying to balance everything. Zinnia wants to know more about her mother and her research and Gabriel just wishes she would stay safe. Penny's life is a mess but at least she has the kids and Maru. Leah and Elliott are tortured artist gays.
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the-cannibal · 1 year
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After you told me what a matchup was I'm excited to do one lol
I'm 5'6½ pale skin with many scars littering my body freckles all over my face and shoulders, button nose(ig) green eyes with a blue ring thick brown eyebrows and pale chapped lips hair to the middle of my neck that is dark brown with light brown streaks I have a rounder head shape and I'm slightly pudgy black earrings and one large scar from my left ear to the right side of my collarbone
My hobbies are writing, drawing, and animating I also love sleeping :) but can't sleep and stay awake till 5 am 😭
My style is alt but sometimes cottage core
I love frogs the colors green black white and yellow and mushrooms, I love stuffed animals and had a cat named Alex he was a black cat, my favorite holiday is either Halloween or Christmas
I act crazy and hyper, I can never be quiet if someone says something about one of my favorite things I ramble about it to them for hours I can get really quiet and nervous I'm not very social and I'm pretty shy till I open up to the person
My sexuality is gay and I am a trans male
Just told my whole life on here fr/j
- 🐸🍄
Hello again froggy anon! Your style sounds so cool!
I decided to pair you up with…
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Lester Sinclair!
This man took one look at you and swooned I swear
You two definitely have an animal interest together! Going around and finding frogs, lizards, stray cats, really anything and showing it to each other! (And also probably at some point trying to keep the animals you guys find- including a possum at one point-)
He can be pretty hyper and crazy too, but you definitely take the cake! He finds it absolutely adorable and likes to strike up conversations about your interests and hobbies to see you get excited and gush about them
Lester isn’t very social himself either. He can talk to people if needed! (I mean- man literally drives people into town for his brothers to kill them) So if you don’t wanna talk to someone that’s perfectly fine! He’s happy to be the social shield for you :)
NAP. CUDDLES. TOGETHER.
Definitely asks you to draw him about a million times every day-
Also tries to sneak peaks at what you’re writing
He absolutely loves your scar and often finds himself tracing it mindlessly as you two cuddle
100% would boop your nose, 10/10 very boopable
Y’all are the couple that goes all out for Halloween. So what if Ambrose is is just the two of you plus Bo and Vincent? Y’all are decorating the entire town and they can’t stop you. *cue the two of you blasting Halloween noises from Lester’s truck*
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zodiacemma · 2 years
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Stardew Valley Hunger Games!
Hello! Welcome to a round of Stardew Valley Hunger Games! This is a Hunger Game Simulation designed with Stardew Valley characters along with custom scenarios and custom arena events!
TW: violence, weapons, and suicide. No suicide is mentioned in this post but it is a scenario that can occur in the simulation and is a default simulation, not one that I added in.
If you don’t wish to read the whole post/simulation and just want to dive into the game, here is the link! Remember to randomize the game by clicking “Edit Cast”, not actually edit anything and instead click on “Submit”. https://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=N4haQlqY
With all of that said, here is a round of SDVHG showing off the custom work that I did (and may or may not have spent way too long on)!
Welcome! We have 36 contestants in 12 districts!
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District 1: Sam, Sebastian, Abigail District 2: Alex, Evelyn, George District 3: Shane, Jas, Marnie District 4: Jodi, Kent, Vincent District 5: Caroline, Pierre, Morris District 6: Robin, Demetrius, Lewis District 7: Elliot, Leah, Gus District 8: Maru, Harvey, Grandpa District 9: Emily, Haley, Clint District 10: Krobus, Leo, Sandy District 11: Penny, Pam, Dwarf District 12: Wizard, Linus, Willy
Now knowing the characters in our simulation, let the game begin!
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Why is Harvey, a grown ass adult, fighting Jas, a literal child??
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Clint isn’t allowed to have anything... good
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I’m beginning to notice a disturbing trend with adults fighting children...
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rip George
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Does Krobus even have a nose?
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Good
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How does the world’s nicest granny scare off a grown woman??
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I added the unused bachelor(ette) weapons into the game and I’m glad that it showed up somehow with the correct bachelorette?? But also rip my number one bachelor, Harvey
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These two saw the same thing back to back, so I’m sure whatever is going on can’t be good
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and I was correct in that assumption... I guess Seb is the least favorite child after all--
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what did Krobus ever do to you, Leo??
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7 canon shots were heard: George Caroline Harvey Sandy Linus Sebastian Leo
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Hey Clint, maybe don’t ask a third grader to kill you
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Penny is now on a rampage...
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At least someone’s feeding the child
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rip Abigail, what did she ever do to you, Kent??
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JojaCorp this unknown sponsor knew exactly what they were doing here
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gaslight gatekeep girlboss
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Something’s off here...
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Dear Yoba, someone stop Penny--
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Everybody is scared by Clint, I don’t blame you Haley
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Worst parents of the year
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3 canon shots can be heard in the distance: Gus Abigail Marnie
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Damn Shane what did the Dwarf ever do to you???
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Best parents of the year
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Who is enabling Penny??
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Only one major event happened on the third day, however...
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Good.
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Does dying a second time feel any different than dying the first time?
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Unfortunate :/
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Unfortunate :/
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Considering he’s a shadow brute himself, I wonder how he wouldn’t have escaped 
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At least the child murderer is dead now
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Maybe stick to magic, magic man
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Would their ship name be Shodi or Jane?
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Penny lives.
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Ellin or Robiot?
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;__;
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15 canon shots can be heard in the distance: Dwarf Vincent Clint Evelyn Grandpa Maru Demetrius Haley Shane Jodi Elliot Robin Jas Morris Pam
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#Kizard! (#Went doesn’t sound as good)
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Looks like someone didn’t pay their taxes
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Alex you absolute himbo why would you do that--
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Penny still lives.
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Yikes. Talk about daddy issues.
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The price to pay for shoplifting
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The Wizard took out Alex before Penny could
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In a turn of events, Lewis uses Penny’s own weapon against her!!
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rip super sayan the gay bachelor
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7 canon shots can be heard in the distance: Willy Kent Emily Alex Leah Penny Sam
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He just wanted to go home ;__;
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Oh dear, hopefully no one else--
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dies...
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3 canon shots can be heard in the distance: Krobus Lewis Wizard
With those canon shots ringing out, the winner of the Stardew Valley Hunger Games is...
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Pierre!
Thank you to those who read the whole post and went through the rollercoaster that is SDVHG! Here is the link to the customized simulation. Remember: to randomize the game, you must select “Edit Cast” and then scroll down and select “Submit”. No need to change anything, this will just randomize the game so it’s not the same over and over again.
Play here!: https://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=N4haQlqY
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