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sm-baby · 7 months
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anyway, you guys should vote for [REDACTED FOR VOTE BIAS]
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ryllen · 1 month
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good morning stardew update 1.6 community
how do we feel about egg gorger alex [ x , x ]
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INSTANT banned from coop duties fsh
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temeyes · 7 months
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hiii half-assed volleyball au doods
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Absolute goofs (I love them)
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daddy-long-legssss · 2 months
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thanks to the - uhhh - the wonderful string players as well for ... helping us out there 😜🎸
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corrodedcoffins-blog · 3 months
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want to spreed this video as much as i can. they explain the situation well and give a good resource to learn more
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repmet · 7 months
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You'll be watching on the sidelines.
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woso-fan13 · 7 months
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Sicktember 2023: 24 (USWNT)
"Did you just sneeze?"
“It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no it’s super baby,” Kelley cheers, holding you parallel to the ground as she ‘flies’ your small body around the living room. 
Your giggles are contagious and they soon attract your Mama’s attention. Alex peeks into the room, seeing the chaos that has occurred. 
“What are you doing to my baby?” Alex asks, a hand on her hip and her eyebrow jokingly raised. 
“Your baby?!” Kelley asks astoundedly, “Your baby?!? If I remember correctly, you didn’t change a diaper for the first year. This is my baby- 100%”
“I gave up my body and my career to carry and feed our daughter, the least you could do was change a few diapers.”
Kelley holds you out straight so you’re looking at her, “what do you think, huh? Are you Mommy and Mama’s baby?”
You babble indistinctly back at her as the two women stare adoringly at you. Because they had been watching you so closely, your moms were able to watch as you took a deep breath and your eyes closed. Unfortunately, neither of your moms had a chance to react before your nostrils flared and you sneezed wetly. Twice. Right in your Mommy’s face. 
“Did you just sneeze?” She asks you, her voice low as to not show any emotion. You don’t respond because, well, you’re a baby and you don’t have the words to respond even if you did know what to call that funny feeling and loud sound you just made. 
Kelley turns to Alex, “did she just sneeze? On me?”
Alex can’t speak, instead nodding her head once. Kelley simply hands you over to your Mama, mumbling something about not wanting the baby anymore before leaving the room. 
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Two days later, you and your Mommy were once again in the living room. This time, though, there was much less happy chatter and giggling. 
You were dressed only in a diaper, the fever overheating you as the copious amounts of fluid that they were feeding you quickly worked their way through your small body. Kelley was sitting on the sofa and your small body was resting lamely on her stomach and chest. She had one hand under your bum, keeping you in a comfortable position, while her other hand was fiddling with her phone as she canceled plans due to the sick baby she currently had resting on her. 
She can feel you take a slightly larger inhale than usual, and she looks down. She sees your eyes begin fluttering shut and she can feel your breath hitching under her palm. Quickly, Kelley drops her phone onto the cushion next to her and pulls a tissue out of the tissue box that she had taken to carrying around. She cups your nose and mouth gently in the tissue, waiting for the inevitable. 
You pitch forward into her hand, sneezing a snotty, congested sounding sneeze. Kelley knows by this point not to take the tissue away, as your moms had learned the hard way that you never sneeze just once. 
You sneeze again, sighing. But your Mommy can still feel your nose wiggling before you sputter out another sneeze, this one louder than the previous two. 
“Bless you, bless you, bless you, you sneezy monster,” she says, planting a kiss on the top of your head after each ‘bless you.” She wipes your nose clean, dropping the tissue into the quickly growing pile and begins running her now free hand through your hair. 
“Everyone alright?” Alex shouts from the kitchen, appearing in the doorway. 
“We’re fine, right bug?” Mommy asks you, “cause you’re so smart and you know not to sneeze on Mommy anymore.”
With impeccable timing, you sneeze directly on Kelley. The woman stands up, holding you at an arm's length as she walks over to Alex. 
“Your turn,” she simply says, pushing you gently into Mama’s arms. 
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specialbluehens · 1 year
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i think it would be very silly, a little hee hee funny, if shane ended up put in an older sibling role (without trying) to the younger bachelors/bachelorettes
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chippergoose · 6 days
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The flailing
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rafole · 2 months
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oh :,)
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starsandhughes · 1 year
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Penalty Box— Trevor Zegras (Part Thee)
SERIES MASTERLIST
previous: two
next: four
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 20, 2023
PREGAME
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yourusername welcome to my pregame penalty box update! Z is currently at zero games since he last sat in sin— let’s see what this afternoon brings! Game is at 10am PST, 12pm CT, and 11am ET! #FlyTogether
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user1 every game day i look forward to y/n’s posts
trevorzegras a good luck would have been sufficient
yourusername good luck baby!!
trevorzegras thanks babe😂
anaheimducks you’re giving us a run for our money on social media content!!
yourusername i’m sorry!!! (only a little)
jackhughes “sat in sin”
yourusername i said what i said
jackhughes ur my idol
yourusername i know ;)
user2 bally sports socal needs to give y/n her own pregame and postgame shows
user3 omg and she just gives stats of player’s penalty box streaks
yourusername sorry kids, i only keep track of trevor
trevorzegras @/yourusername stop lying to strangers
_quinnhughes i know you keep track of mine, what am i at?
yourusername two whole games without getting a time out!!! you tend to go longer i just find it hilarious
trevorzegras no fair
yourusername @/trevorzegras do better
trevorzegras @/yourusername if i did better where would you get your content from?
yourusername @/trevorzegras the faces quinn makes during games
_quinnhughes @/yourusername go back to bullying Z
yourusername @_quinnhughes bold of you to assume i can’t multitask
POSTGAME
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yourusername trevor zegras: #11 on the ice, #1 in my heart, and 1 whole game without a penalty! 🧡🖤🧡
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jackhughes atta boy Z!
trevorzegras 🙄
trevorzegras i might as well embrace this. thank you my #1 girl 😘
yourusername you’re very welcome my love🥰
user1 #1 in goals for the ducks too!
yourusername and points ;)
jamie.drysdale our little boy is growing up
trevorzegras jimmy, i hate to break it to you, but i’m older than you
yourusername @/trevorzegras being our little boy is a state of mind zeGRAS
jamie.drysdale @/trevorzegras yeah zeGRAS😂
user2 way to go z!!!
_alexturcotte don’t lie you’re always rooting for a fight
yourusername yeah cuz him throwing hands is sexy
jackhughes @/yourusername you root for a fight in every game no matter who’s playing
yourusername @/jackhughes and you never give me one!!
trevorzegras @/yourusername you cried the last time i was in a fight?
jamie.drysdale that’s true i was there
yourusername stfu i’ll fight you both right now
user3 y/n bantering in the comments>>>
_quinnhughes just one game behind me!
trevorzegras i’ll make it to three out of spite
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seth-kia · 2 months
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everyone shut up and acknowledge how fucking incredible alexander ward is. thank you that is all
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sm-baby · 7 months
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Additional details on the Minecraft Mob Vote comic
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Genderbend Alex and Steve Players, or... "Adam and Eve"
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Catboy steve
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I redrew these myself, bruh.
Oh yeah, btw, for anyone wondering why my players are only either steve presenting or alex presenting: if you use a slim model, youre an alex. If you use a bulky model, youre a steve.
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The suits go HARD
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hedghost · 4 months
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who’s ready for more…
Pick a WOSO Player, Get a Sapphic Book Rec!
Part Five: Fantasy, Magical Realism, Historical, Dark Contemporary, Literary Fiction, Mystery
In honour of @trinity-dose-stuff enlightening tiktok, and with a heavy dose of tillies for @celmeme ;)
Note: Again, haven’t read most of these - please remember to check content warnings before reading!
Links: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4
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Ellie Carpenter: Plain Bad Heroines by Emily M. Danforth
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Sydney Lohmann: We Set the Dark On Fire by Tehlor Kay Mejia
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Phallon Tullis-Joyce: Last True Poets of the Sea by Julia Drake
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Fridolina Rolfo: Rosewater by Liv Little
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Pernille Harder: After Sappho by Selby Wynn Schwartz
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Alex Greenwood: The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue by V.E. Schwab
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Mary Fowler: The Jasmine Throne by Tasha Suri
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Ana Maria Crnogorcevic: The Chosen and the Beautiful by Nghi Vo
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Magdalena Eriksson: Everyone In This Room Will Someday Be Dead by Emily Austin
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Ellie Roebuck: She's Too Pretty To Burn by Wendy Heard
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Emily van Egmond: Fingersmith by Sarah Waters
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Jackie Groenen: Milk Fed by Melissa Broder
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Alanna Kennedy: Dykette by Jenny Fran Davis
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Caitlin Foord: A Restless Truth by Freya Marske
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Mackenzie Arnold: All the Bad Apples by Moira Fowley Doyle
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thanks for getting this far - as always, if you want more, send some requests! hope you enjoyed!
all love,
hedge xx
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