#also it would be sooo hot

[lavenderisn]

right now i wish i could kiss a butch in their cheek and be like "oh no baby i got lipstick on you!" and then i will do it again and again until they have my lipstick marks all over their face :(

#also it would be sooo hot #wlw #lesbian #femme4butch #wlw yearning #butch bait #please i need a gf so bad it's ridiculous #wlnb

[sunnibits]

I still can’t believe Izzy was really out there with two hot as FUCK big strong daddies literally following at his heels and flanking him like guard dogs but instead he decided to spend all his time pining after Ed like ohhh booo hooooo when will I get fucked by a big strong grizzled pirate daddy 😭 bestie look behind you for like two seconds

#ivan #fang #izzy hands #ofmd #you could get TWO hot pirate daddies if you weren’t a COWARDDDD #yes I’m momentarily back on my Izzy/Ivan/fang bullshit #u know I’m right #I know they lil lowkey hated him a lil bit in reality but like #they were way more ‘friendly’ with him than anyone else #and they WERE actually on his side for a while!! #they backed him up when he was mad at Ed in the art of fuckery #also just like. the way they both step forward behind him whenever he calls them. fills my brain with so many thoughts #AND THEYRE SO MUCH FUCKING BIGGER THAN HIM HES SOOO TINY BETWEEN THEM #Izzy pls just let them double team u it would be sooooo good for u baby

[teamfortresstwo]

“Peter Lukas gets sent back to the regency era” “Jonathan Sims gets sent back to the regency era” valid points valid points but i raise you

Tim Stoker gets sent back to the regency era

#Timelias #guys c’mon it would be sooo fun #Tim would probably *hate* Elias. Maybe try to take the circus down sooner since #the Grimaldi was first like a thing in the very early 1800s so it could be possible for Tim to just kill Nikola on sight #And I bet Jonah would be so fascinated by him. Like oh my god this man 1) is probably from the future 2) Is HOT AS FUCK 3) has sooo much #knowledge about the fears and FOUR) Can apparently kill the things?? and is confident while doing so?? #Jonah would love him sm #Also while I don’t think Jon or Peter could fix him I firmly believe that Tim 100% could #Like I’m pretty sure it was actually tweeted once that Tim could’ve redeemed Elias by fucking him nasty #but fr though I do think Tim would actually stop him from becoming as bad as he did because while Jon is passive in the voyeuristic sense an #d also and avatar and peter just couldn’t care less about stopping bad things Tim is wholey human and still dedicating himself to taking #action against the fears and *succeeding* and since I think a lot of Jonah magnus’s less than ideal actions stemmed from his feelings of #helplessness in a world out to get him I think that would be a great anchor for him. #Also I’m just super soft for any kind of Timelias sooo <333 #Elias Bouchard #Jonah Magnus #TMA #Tim Stoker #oh also Tim was canonically fascinated by Robert Smirke so he’d probably have some knowledge about the 1700-1800s through osmosis gotten #while researching #the magnus archives

[lesbianyosano]

its always ‘who in the pm taught kyouka to drive’ but i think itd be x10 funnier if it was someone in the ada

#like kunikida was sooo unconcerned in dead apple #and hes crazy enough to have taught her himself #'im only 14' 'that when you should start' #absolutely not based on my dads approach to teaching me when i was still in middle school btw #also off topic but i think kunikida would know how to hot wire a car. and build a pile bomb too #txt.

[pirateboy]

anyways a good personal thing to share now: I got top surgery last week!!?!?!!! insane cos I went in to the hospital for a breast reduction and like. a few hours before the surgery the doctor without me saying anything said she could gimme top surgery instead. um yes pls so epic based???

#hasnt quite sunk in yet lmaoo but im sooo happy #^the reason i was gonna get a breast reduction was cos my mum is anti my being a trans so idk i guess she thought it would fix me #And i wouldn't have been able to get top surgery on my own finances for ages and i agreed cos it would be better than nothing #that went SO much better than expected omg #also rlly funny to me that i still dont have a gender dysphoria diagnosis or have been through any official medical channels at all #since ive been diying t as well #anyways still in the compression binder/drains/everything is so uncomfortable stage of healing #but soon... hot boy summer incoming or something idk #marchibald's #trans

[churbo]

continuing my self imposed tradition of drawing these guys for new years! Happy new years everyone!

#onwards to 2024! this year was just warmup and 2022 and 2021 and 2020 and 2 #jjba #jojo #jojo's bizarre adventure #diu #diamond is unbreakable #josuke higashikata #okuyasu nijimura #koichi hirose #havent posted for a hot minute sorry.... burnout n college sucks ass #even tho i dont draw much jojo anymore it still holds such a dear place in my heart. also my ocs that I DO draw constantly are from it sooo #technically. TEHCNIALLY i am still #id like to post here again tho. maybe ill compile my oc doodles into one huge post and just dump it on yall idk #ocs are hard to share outside of ur friends tbh but maybe you guys would enjoy it :3 aurelio especially ouguh aurelio my dalring boy... #anyways ill get out of yalls hair now have a good one!

[jiemin-cierra]

I have a suggestion

Cardan and Jude in this jacket, please

#tfota #the folk of the air #I saw this on Pinterest and my first thought was snardan LOL #but also jude would be sooo hot in it pls 🙏🙏 #jude duarte #cardan greenbriar #jurdan #judecardan #tcp #twk #qon

[skeletalheartattack]

someone found a boe at a costco

💥✨HOLY SHIT✨💥

#SKELETON #ask #kamenriderhamo #LEGITIMATELY HOLY FUCK #i have got to find one hundred dollars and fifty dollars. #that so fucking slaps honestly #in terms of instruments that boe would like? honestly? harpsichord. or organ. #i imagine him with good finger dexterity #i love tha piano. i love the sound of an organ and harpsichord so much #thinking about that one song from pacman world 1 for the ps1. the ghost level #well i guess thats every level. its pacman. #that song slaps but its too short. and i listen to it at 1.25x speed because it sounds better that way #but then that just means its even shorter. hell on earth. #also. initially didnt mean to type hot sog. but my fingers slipped and i chose the fate of the hot sog. my burden. perhaps. my blessing. #anyway!!!! thank you so much haam for showing me!!!!!!! wow!!!! boe costs sooo much. #also hi ham :)

[soldier-poet-king]

Playing a drow in bg3 bc I love them and holy shit everyone is SO casually racist to my pc (even the tieflings!!! Another historically persecuted race!!! I expected it at least from the bitchy wood elf druid lady but the tieflings???)

#im literally only at the druid camp and everyone is SO mean>:( #im not even a lolth drow #fran plays bg3 #anyway it kinda fits with my backstory #drow taken by convent as a child and made into a paladin #and by taken i mean straight up stolen by self righteous humam assholes who have to save the evil drow children uwu #anywaym shes uh. confused abt everything. growing up in a convent to be a do gooder #but is like. actuallt. a selfish coward and doesnt wanna be that #so im multiclassing into pact of the fiend warlock #padlock multiclassing my beloved. what is cooler. NOTHING #party rn is just me astarion wyll and gale hanging out doing crimes while wyll and gale disapprove #oops :) #im having a blast :) truly will to live restored i am going to cause problems on purpose:3 #astarion/charis mutusl corruption arc. theyre gonns get worse AND better at the same time #also gale keeps giving me whiplash bc he sounds SOOO much like greg ellis as anders in da awakenings #its NOT him i googled it #but damn this man sounds like cullen as anders FOR REAL #hes kinda hot in a definitely keeping secrets but also magic way #him and periklea would get along soooo well

[quietwingsinthesky]

Trans Boy King Sam is very funny. Demons will do possession, torture, murder, all that jazz, and brag about it, but transphobia? Absolutely not. Not in their Hell.

Sure, Azazel will throw Sam into a demon blood hunger games, but he’ll use the right pronouns for him the whole time. He’s not a monster.

#obviously this is because Lucifer is trans and that spreads to all demons. even the ones he didn’t personally make #anyway. boy king as a weirdly gender affirming title. #Sam: yeah I don’t *want* to rule hell but. idk it is kind of validating that they want me as their king #dean (visibly alarmed): what the fuck are you even talking about???? #dean gets his gender validated by post-hell angel surgery. Sam gets his from his demon blood hrt. they’re so normalcore. #(fics where lucifer calls sam his boy king are already so. O_o but I mean add this and. O_o o_O O_o #when ur hell themed pet names are sooo gender…. #and I’m maybe he also calls Sam that during sex shutupdon’tlookatme it would be hot. getting railed by Sam’s strap and praising his king…) #trans sam winchester #spn #sam winchester

[elronds-pointy-ears]

why is this so hot?? ᵖᵃʳᵗ ¹ ᵒᶠ ʷᶤˡˡ ᵍʳᵃʰᵃᵐ ˢˡᵃᵘᵍʰᵗᵉʳᶤᶰᵍ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶰᵘʳˢᵉ

#not me simping over him like that #i know this is terrible but this is sooo hot om #also i totally did not gif the whole scene #hahhahahha that would be ridiculous and sick #....... #anyway the other parts are about to follow soon #will graham #hugh dancy #hannibal #mads mikkelsen #nbc hannibal #hannibal lecter #entrée #mywork

[palukoo]

rip to every queer woman in old hollywood who tried to shoot their shot with Bette Davis…….. there but for the grace of god go I

#this is literally copy pasted from my texts to my sisters but like. I think this one was good and true #and I’m committing to the bit of posting my silly things sometimes #oh also to clarify this is not just like ohhhh Bette so hot although like dear god absolutely!! #it’s that so many things about bette radiate such a powerful dyke energy that i would simply ASSUME that she was gay #like sooo many things. my ultimate thesis is like of course we will never know and definitions of sexuality are variable and etc etc #but also bette’s dykey energy + insane levels of repression + explicitly stated unhappiness in relationships with men… are just interesting #truly makes me want to do actual in depth research about her. bc I think she’s neat!! #bette davis #old hollywood #my post #tagged

[mercyking]

Sometimes...I live in a world where Gary King and Nicholas Angel are cousins.

And sometimes...SOMETIMES...Nicholas' uncle Derek is Gary's dad.

#This gets complicated if Derek is Nicholas' uncle via his father. Cuz then his last name would likely be Angel--not King #The wiki says he's Nick's dad's brother but i cant recall. and my rental of the movie ran out so :/ #I think it would be neato if for some reason or another Garys mom was like 'eh fuck this Derek guy' and gave Gary her own last name instead #all that said i have so many ideas about Gary's parents and i dont want to commit to any of them. go stupid go crazy as they say #pyra speaks #gary king #nicholas angel #Honestly imagine the drama of Nicholas being older than Gary so the whole arrest thing happened when Nick was a kiddo and thus Gary was BAB #maybe not even born yet #and then Derek gets arrested and then just fuckin yeets out of his old life #so Nicholas is Gary's older cousin who not only knew Gary's dad better than he ever got to but is also sooo ffing successful #Heehee i think that dynamic would be NUTS. heh #Saying this as if most of my thoughts for this au aren't fluff about Gary recovering and visiting his kind+supportive cousin in Sanford #twe #hot fuzz #twe au #hf au #cornetto trilogy

[mushroomjar]

I just think Oshi No Ko could've been extremely good if it hadn't been written by a man

#not to be a misandrist but the potential was sooo there and it was thrown away bc the mangaka would rather write a harem for his mid #male protagonist which for some reason had to include incest???? between a 30-something man and his previously 16 year old patient #'wah wah now they're the same age' NOT MENTALLY. WE ESTABLISHED THAT IN THE FIRST EPISODE. DID WE ALREADY FORGET THAT #like i know they're trying to retcon that but baby aqua still behaved like a 30-something doctor and baby-ruby acted like a 16 year old. bc #THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE!!! #also why does the mangaka hate women. i thought this was aqua and ruby's story and yet ruby has 0 importance to the plot #of all the shows i had to drop to focus on my exams i'm glad i dropped this one #the way they handled the entirety of akane's plot was so weird too like :/ girl #the way they trashed kana's arc hurts me so much bc i've loved acting my whole life so i was so excited to watch a critique of that industry #but noooo then we couldn't add her to the list of girls who have the hots for aqua could we :/ #cat rambles #not main tagging bc i'm scared #edit: i was willing to put up with the reincarnation plotline!! i was willing to put up with it if it meant a cool mystery story + criticism #of idol and acting and everything industries!! but nooooo!! the mangaka can't write an interesting mystery if he's too busy making a harem #for his uninteresting protagonist!!!

[redstrewn]

Part of me is team "leander is like that to everyone" bc he also plans to recruit MC into his Bloodhounds in the future ("not yet"). Despite knowing the Bloodhounds for years he isn't close to them. Makes me think he ups the charm and seduction to anyone who may be of use to him to get them to pledge their allegiance.

#his jealousy could be because he wants this power to be something he owns and not be taken away by anyone else #the emotional exclusivity (from touch) is a bonus to his egotistical nature #but idk...who knows..... #it just doesnt make sense for me that he instantly holds genuine affection just because of touch. because what about all #the other people he knows aside from the other LIs who have left him? why would MC be special other than what their power could #do for him and how their touch boosts his ego? #love at first sight doesnt exist in a world like this. but maybe obsession is. #redstrewn leandering #youre telling me not ONE person has been tender with him in all these years? while he acts like THAT??? #i dont believe it #“love will never end” in the audio files is the only thing that is standing in the way of this theory of mine. but maybe it's one-sided. #if this is too upsetting feel free to ignore me im just projecting my emotional defense pessimism onto this character #it simply makes no sense to me that being the one exclusively touched is what makes him genuinely in love #it simply makes no sense to me that this is the first time hes been treated tenderly #i have met too many ppl like him #they make u feel sooo special and then SIKE it never rly mattered who u are. just what u could do for them #the difference is hes hot and big and buff and has no regard for the laws of his universe and will inevitably eat shit #ofc im hooked. i wanna see him eat shit. also kiss him #ofc this is a ROMANCE game and hes still a love interest. but i think his true romantic feelings might come later

[jahiera]

6,9 (from general) 11, 17 (from the story ones) AND 1, 2, 11 (from romance) for emrys!! >:3

tav companion asks! Thank yoouuuu so much! <33 this got so LONG waghhrrr

6. Do they have any secrets that can be revealed? What are the prerequisites for this secret coming to light?

not exactly secrets. emrys is intense and a little cagey by nature. you can start prodding at her ideas almost right off the bat, but depending on how you go about it you find out more about her past and how she's come to these conclusions or she'll shutter up and double down on what she thinks she knows best on.

9. Does your Tav have any escalating conflicts with one of the other companions, like Lae’zel and Shadowheart’s knife-fight?

oh I imagine she can have an escalating conflict with about. um. half the cast, depending on how it pans out -- not anything like an off the bat rivalry though. her conflicts are the bone-deep, betrayal sort, and how she's influenced by the player impacts her reactions too. but baseline: ascended astarion? escalated conflict. sharran shadowheart? escalating conflict. minthara? escalating conflict AND it's homosexual. the player too low on approval? she'll probably try and fight them at least once (defended in fair combat and chosen to spare her, she'd be taken aback and have to grapple with all of that--potential for a rivalryromance in there).

11. What do they say if the PC tries to force them to go up on stage with Dribbles the Clown?

(my friend Emrys here is a bundle of laughs) "If y' think it's so fuckin' funny, you go on up there, yeah?" -> (up you go, emrys.) "Tyr preserve me..."

17. If romanced, how do they react to the Dark Urge trying to kill them in Act 2?

she would take the dark urge warnings seriously, right off the bat. after the dark urge is tied up and such, from there, there would be an option with the saving throw to ask her to strike you down right then and there, and she would level her knife at the dark urge for a moment, hesitating, before her face crumbles and she pulls away, reaffirming that when morning comes, there will be time for that yet, in a soft sort of sad tone. reserved, resilient, visibly pained but stalwart, swearing on her life to see them through etc etc. -- there's a lot of fun dichotomies in there.

Is your Tav a romanceable character? Are there any specific requirements to romancing them?

answered here!

2. Does your Tav need to be flirted with to start the romance, or will they approach the PC themselves if approval is high enough?

Ideally, you wouldn't really need to flirt either -- for a while her scenes and romance progression would be the kind where the platonic&romantic blur together fairly seamlessly. she's a slowburn, and so long as the other is getting closer (or chafing against her in a particular way that makes her doubt & question her beliefs, which is another way of getting close). she wouldn't approach about a romance, but there would eventually be a point where a sort of. insight check Oh You Can Tell She Has Feelings moment would happen, OR she would have a Character Moment in late act 2 that would trigger her finally confessing her long-held feelings. either way, lots of buildup, lots of almost-touches and glimpses of warmth. would NOT really jive with casual fucking around although I could potentially see her being a "we're all hot-blooded after the goblin camp and I'm not immune" depending, and by depending she actually WOULD NOT agree if her approval was too high, too much feeling involved, but -- then its back to platonic glancing either way.

11. What are Tav’s plans for the future? Do they propose to the PC, or is marriage not something they’re interested in?

not necessarily interested in marriage at present, but she would probably have a. I swear to be by your side if you'll have me. type moment, one that is very vow-like. ideally, she'd want to do something where she's still useful, on another adventure or staying to rebuild baldur's gate, but would ultimately be content so long as she's by their side etc etc. BIG fucking sap underneath the 185k word slowburn longing glances and stoicism.

#the romance ones are just like. have you ever wanted to romance a butch with the proclivities of one of those #horrendously long deeply held connections that are not quite romantic for SO long but you know she would die for you. that knightly BEAT #'I can only touch you while you're in pain [LAY ON HANDS]' MOMENT in here. and all that #she's sooo................. firm and stalwart and stoic. but also extremely impulsive and hot-blooded so there's. there's stuff there. #ANYWAYS this was so fun thank you for indulging me!!! <3 #answered #oc. emrys