#also that was usually to OTHER TEENS

[marzipanandminutiae]

“This 98-year-old woman has had a total of 622 ‘descendants’…because at age 16 she married a 50-year-old widower with 10 children, SOME OF WHOM WERE OLDER THAN HER AND HAD THEIR OWN KIDS ALREADY, and then had 13 more children by him, but news outlets report on it like a cute human interest story”

sounds like an SNL skit where the “straight man” character gets increasingly disturbed while everyone else acts happy and charmed

And. Fucking. Yet.

#current events #child abuse #I don’t know if it was CSA because I can’t find when her first bio child was born but uh #seems likely #her descendants seem to think it’s fine and was normal back then #which. no the fuck it was not #average age at first marriage for women was 20 in 1940! to men like 2 years older! #huge families made newsreels! #teen marriage HAPPENED more but it wasn’t the NORM #also that was usually to OTHER TEENS #nobody wants to talk about how she ended up marrying this old creep in the first place

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Master manipulator vs Master manipulator

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #xue yang #a-qing #The scenes with XY and A-Qing are so delightfully tense and anxiety inducing #They are both so deep in the mind games with each other. Convinced they have the leg up when in reality they do not know the full scope #Also is is just me or do XY and A-Qing give off the vibe of internet nemeses? #A-Qing coming in hard with 'Oh you think blind people cant do XYZ? Get canceled idiot' #Meanwhile XY is the kind to purposefully use leet speak in descriptive text to antagonize the screen reader population. #a teen girl and a 4-channer who found his way to tumblr would be awful to watch fight irl but the vibes are equivalent. #Meanwhile XXC is going on a nice little walk to pick grass. I love him so much actually. #through writing these notes I have also gone down the rabbit hole of trying to pinpoint Xue Yang's age. Hello? Is it actually not known? #The best resources I could find put him as 1-3 years younger then xxc and song lan #So? early twenties? late teens? Someone who has absorbed more mdzs knowledge...Please help #Oh no I'm even deeper in the rabbit hole now. What do you mean the ages are mostly just relative? #What do you mean cultivators can age differently (usually slower in xianxia) #Oh no oh no wwx doesn't have a golden core. I was too accurate in my homestuck AU re: lifespans. I want to go back. #(I love angst and am now marinating this thought in my little thinking chamber)

[saltycharacters]

[ID: Digital artwork featuring Shimazaki Ryou from Mob Psycho 100, with some cameos from Serizawa Katsuya and Reigen Arataka. First drawing has Shimazaki in a casual pose as he rests one hand on his hip and the other grasps his white cane. He's wearing a short pink dress with a leather jacket, heels, some pointy jewlery and leggings, smiling smugly. The next image is a rough comic following Shimazaki as he infiltrates Serizawa's home, the text above it stating "Headcanon: Shimazaki likes to teleport into Serizawa's house and steal his food bc he's too nice to stop him". The first panel shows Serizawa flicking the light on, asking in exasperated disbelief, "Shimazaki. Whya re you in my kitchen at 3 am" as Shimazaki casually responds with "Heeeey bud don't mind me just doing a late night food run". Next panel has Serizawa and Reigen sharing a couch as Shimazaki rumages through the kitchen in the background, the words "After Reigen moves in" written near the top. Reigen is facing the kitchen with a confused glare, angrily questioning, "WHY is he in our apartment" while Serizawa stares at the tv in tired acceptance as he responds with "Ignore him". Shimazaki, from the kitchen, inquires "Yo Serizawa did you change the location of the pretzels I can't find them", followed by "3rd cabinet to the left" from Serizawa and a "Thanks" from Shimazaki. End ID]

Shimazaki headcanons for the win

#I dont see much discussion about him outside of being the token blind guy and shipping him with fucking TEENAGERS #speaking of. if you ship him with teru or mingeshi or any other teen I hope you explode and dont interact with this #anyways I headcanon him as lonely because hes too much of an aloof asshole to actually make an effort to connect with ppl #which kinda draws parralels between hima nd reigen which I think is funny #esp since I also headcanon that shimazaki (though refusing to admit it) still has some wounded pride from the time reigen punched him #and copes by pranking him and bothering him whenever they cross paths #though usually hes just bothering the ultimate 5 post Claw disbandment because again. theyre the closest thing to friends he has rn #and Serizawa is unfortunately too nice to do much about his assholeyness so Shimazaki ends up hanging around him the most #anyway I could go on but later I have a lot of Ultimate 5 stuff brewing in my brain #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #Shimazaki Ryou #reigen arataka #serizawa katsuya #serirei

[artkaninchenbau]

An AWS comic

#My art #For the record I am not a medical professional and as far as I know AWS isn't even something you can be diagnosed with??? #It's so hard to describe what the two sensory hallucinations really *FEEL* like #Like the time one... You know how a dramatic slow motion scene looks like in an anime? #It's like that but if you made it a 60 fps interpolated version of it #It is an absolutely bizarre feeling #Meanwhile the hyper awareness and everything feeling intense feels like how a fisheye lens shot in an anime feels #No I could not be bothered to try to figure out how to draw that for this comic #For the record I haven't actually had those visual hallucinations since I was a small small child #Hell I don't even think I had any hallucinations in my teens at all like #The sensory ones just kinda started happening again in the past 7 years or so? #Also the swelling sensation I've only had once so far. Usually I get the hyper awareness sensation #(Also sometimes I get this intense feeling of swaying when I go to bed but that might not be an AWS thing??) #(Like there's other things that could make you feel like you're rocking on a boat when laying down so I didn't include that) #No I have never talked to anyone about these hallucinations because for the longest time I didn't know what they were #And they are like. Harmless. Like I'm 100% aware they're just strange sensations but not real at all #They last max 15 minutes if even that long and they happen like super rarely #Only once have I had the hyper awareness be SO INTENSE it made me feel distressed #So like. It doesn't really affect my life at all? So why bother with it? #Also IDK if I could even go to a doctor and ask about AWS and have them know what that even is #And even if I could as far as I know there is no treatment for it so like. Whatever #As long as I don't start having distressing hallucinations or visual hallucination's I'll be fiiiiiine

[01tsubomi]

cultural perspective being indispensible in media consumption but looking back i find it so funny that for years and years before teaching in japan i thought it was another suspension-of-disbelief surrealist kagepro thing that haruka and takane spent all their time in a homeroom class for just the two of them and now the maximum number of kids we've ever had in my special needs class is 3

#granted i work at a really small school but having separate classes and teachers for 1-4 special needs kids is really standard in japan #i know there are specialized high schools but i think most kids go through public school no matter what #i'm no expert on the subject but i think the approach is interesting #the fact that they're willing to dedicate that much personal attention - separate homeroom classes #and other teachers teaching individualized curriculum for all subjects - is nice #i also feel like i'd be planning really different content for english class with each of my two usual students than i am for the both o the #so that's just part of my job but again. that's just part of my job #yuukei yesterday was already one of the most grounded parts of kagepro #but knowing just how normal mr. tateyama's homeroom class is in cultural context it really is just an ordinary teen love story #i think i might've felt even stronger abt that when i was 16 #personal #kagepro

[patolemus]

and god will cry out

sterek | teen wolf | wip

No one knows what really happened in the preserve the night Scott McCall died. Some say it was an animal attack. Some say someone killed him and tried to cover it up. Some say he’s not even dead, and that he faked his own death to escape the small town life.

Stiles knows better though, knows that what he saw that night was neither a person nor an animal, and he’s determined to find out the truth behind his best friend’s murder.

Enter Derek Hale.

Or: the rewrite where Scott dies twenty minutes into the first episode and Stiles goes on a quest to avenge his best friend's murder, unknowingly stepping into the supernatural world until he's drowning in it. He meets Derek along the way.

#also called the au where stiles is the main character and uses scott's death as a catalyst for his own introduction to the supernatural #this has been rotting my brain for a while so here you go #now you can rot here with me #stiles going a bit crazy after scott dies and going full on mitch rapp looking for revenge sounds great #as usual tumblr has decided to eat the quality of my photo #teen wolf #teen wolf au #sterek #eternal sterek #sterek au #stiles stilinski #derek hale #derek hale deserves nice things #stiles stilinski deserves nice things #so basically they deserve each other #wip #fanfic

[ravinoforre]

A shitpostier version of this interaction:

#the doodle was cutout of a larger shared aggio canvas #also this YES/NO option is so wonderfully unnecessary (/pos) #the devs could have just had Beluh say “oh you must be Michael Lily sent word of you" and be done with it #but instead it adds to the delicious lore of Kaminko's inventions #these come up fairly often throughout the game both during story beats and going out of your way to talk to NPCs at various points #really makes the whole region feel connected when townsfolk far away from each other have similar experiences being scammed by this guy #I also think it shows that Michael has two sides to his personality: #sweet angel cinnamon roll too pure for this world #and your typical sassy teen #he's hit his rebellious and sarcastic phase lol #he's usually a terrible liar though #most adults can see through his attempts anyway #i guess he's only able to dupe the very young and the elderly #micaehl you little shit #i love him #pokemon XD #Orre

[gloriousmonsters]

dsm really is like well about every other PD is determined by abuse, neglect, poor relationships and bad experiences as a child, and trauma. narcissistic personality disorder is largely defined by a desperate terrified need to never seem weak or like a failure and hunger for praise and approval. who tf knows what causes it tho

#vic talks #was reading the dsm-v-tr for character reasons and of course had to check out my own entry #which is. not very good #'pwNPD are soooo entitled and arrogant and they think they're so SPECIAL and you'll probably notice them #because they're huge jerks. anyway their actions stem from a feeling of utter emptiness #an inability to sustain their own self-worth and vicious self-criticism. did we mention #they're more likely than other disorders to commit suicide successfully? like with a plan? #anyway those who relate to them usually find them emotionally cold or disinterested and they're so invested in status amirite' #'they often usurp special privileges and resources they think they deserve' <- me stealing granola bars from work as a teen #i mean at least there's acknowledgement of the internal side of things #and there's a small note of 'often they have low empathy but they can have cognitive empathy' #but it feels like it meshes awkwardly with the 'symptom: HUGE ASSHOLES ALL THE TIME ugh they're probably really annoying. we don't know y' #side of things #anyway much love to the HPDs (also no speculation on Y Are They Like This) #and my ASPDs (must suck to have the Is A Criminal diagnosis) #very happy that my BPDs are getting a bit more fleshed out sympathetic stuff in their entry even tho you still deal with lots of shit

[lil-vibes]

skk sleepover but dazai Actually Sleeps for the first time in forever and wakes up, like, super groggy and disoriented, turns around, latches onto a sleep warm chuuya and promptly falls back asleep (chuuya is wide awake and having a Dilemma)

#dazai also places a sleepy kiss on chuuyas head and my man nearly dies #teen skk my beloveds #i dont have anything to say for myself #other than im soft #and also i will die on the hill that IF you can get dazai to fall into a Deep sleep (rather than his usual cat naps) #he will be damn near unresponsive when u try and wake him #and very groggy #like hair everywhere; eyes closed; slurring words #i trully believe that if u give dazai a safe enough environment he will sleep for a week bc he needs to catch up #also they are in chuuyas bed bc i said so #dazai mimimimi-ing in there #dazai #chuuya my love #bsd #skk #personal hc #my hc

[crispyliza]

An old classmate from highschool has become an actress and she's in a pretty popular tv show here in Greece where she plays a teenager. and it's just so wild to see while knowing what she looked like as an ACTUAL teen. She'll be 25 soon lmao 😭

#or maybe she already is #idk her birthday #this trope of full grown adults playing children will never not be funny #but it's also problematic bc it changes the average person's impression of what a teenager looks like #and opens up the rhetoric of adult/teen relationships #like in pll where the actress who played a 15yo and the guy who played her teacher who she dated in the show were only like 2-3 years apart #irl #and so when you looked at them together it didn't feel as wrong as it was #why am i going on this tangent lmao #o protos apo emas #ο πρωτος από εμας #Έλσα #I'm not tagging my classmates name #it feels too weird #fun fact: 2 other people from my year became actors #which is funny bc we went to a music themed highschool #we were taught everything abt music and these 3 were like “nah I'll do theater instead” #crispy talks #text #ranting in the tags as usual

[nonuggetshere]

I need to draw something with PK and Hornet there's not enough of these two together in my art

#thylacines can talk #in my au specifically she used to be SUCH a daddy's girl but then she grew up and grew bitter and resentful over her role in life. the #reason for her birth and the way her pwn sibling has been treated. She actually drifted away from both of her biological parents because #her being bitter about being concieved for a specific purpose and already having all of her life planned out for her is a big part why she #grew distant with her father and step mother so naturally it also applied to her mother. but she grew apart way more from PK and WL because #she had more grievances with them than just that one thing. Plus PK could sometimes be a little too smothering and overprotective. He truly #loves his daughter and maybe showers her with more love than usual because of what he did to his other kids but at times he doesnt know how #to reel it back. he got worse when Hornet pulled away because he was terrified of losing her which ironically made the drift bigger. #eventually they reconcile and grow closer again but they'll never be as close as they were when she was little. Or maybe they're just close #in a different way and that's alright. I don't see Hornet as an overly affectionate person so being smothered with love bugs her. She loves #her father and step mother of course she does. But she has a different way of showing it which took a little while for them to understand #and adjust to. They eventually grow close just not in that very affectionate little kid way #She actually grew closer to Vespa during her teen years as she was her teacher and mother figure and Hornet clung to her when she grew apart #from her two mothers and father. #oh a funfact. Hornet doesn't really call WL step mother. When she was little Herrah was mummy and WL was momma and now that she's older #they're both mum but she comes up with increasingly more ridiculous ways to differentiate them. She only really calls WL 'step mother' when #shes angry with her. or 'your mother' if she's talking yo her siblings. A very cheap shot that would make WL feel really shitty but makes #Hornet feel better for a while. #faaf au

[sonknuxadow]

you think your life is hard try being an adult sonic fan who wants cool sonic shirts and also prefers modern sonic over classic sonic

#when it comes to sonic shirts for adults and teens its all classic sonic and nobody else. if you can find anything at all that is #but kids getmostly modern sonic shirts and they also get stuff with other characters on them too not just sonic #went to a couple stores today and saw so many modern sonic and movie sonic shirts while walking past kids clothing sections. SAD ! #like i know sonic is a kids franchise it makes sense that a lot of the merch is targeted to kids but STILLLL this isnt fairrr </3 #well this is what its like in person anyway. i know theres more options online i have some modern sonic shirts + shirts of other characters #that came from online stores but theyre usually more expensive than just buying a shirt in person

[thestamp3d3]

i cant get over how absolutely insane satosugu is...gege was born to write yaoi forced to write shounen

#sorry i remembered hidden inventory arc n im insane about them again :(( SAD LITTLE GAY PEOPLE IN MY PHONE!!! #nah but it just...OUGHHH they make me so upset!!! #its just they way they start out immediately understanding each other bc gojo has been alone on a pedestal basically his entire life+ #but then he meets geto who treats him like a normal dude!!! not a weapon!!! and just watching them annoy each other as normal teens + #makes me emotional bc theres so much cruelty and just DEATH in their world but at the least they have each other to get through it!!! #theyre the strongest together after all right!!! then toji happens and gojo starts to perfect his abilities with him automating infinity #and then the gap between the two just gets wider and wider...until the final confrontation where the one who understood gojo all this time #not only leaves him but calls him arrogant at the same time showing gojo the ONLY person who he though understood just..doesnt+ #and hes left alone again in the same place he was years ago...AND OUGHHHHH #idk i watched a video analysis of hidden inventory where the guy said geto was just as egotistical as gojo except in having a savior comple #and tbh i never though of that before!! but looking back it makes sense with how he spoke to riko + the way he slaughtered the whole villag #to not just save the girls but also prove to himself that he could make the world he wanted #the guy in the video put it basically that since the gap between gojo and geto was so wide geto would rather be the best villain+ #than second best hero and that makes a lot of sense since his ideals/goals as a villain go against his usual rational behavior #he KNOWS its probably impossible (for him at least it wouldnt be for gojo which he admits) but he has to do it for himself #sorry im rambling but AHHHHHH how tf did gege write this??? its such a small part of the story but its arguably the catalyst for everything #aside from plot wise it simply just is impactful emotionally! gege had to go thru a toxic codependent homoerotic friendship to write this+ #theres just no other way #jjk #jujustu kaisen #gojo satoru #geto suguru #satosugu

[lyriumlullaby-ao3]

@broodsys this is he, the man himself!!!

his name is Marston, i adopted him ~8 yrs ago, he is an ancient eldritch being who does not age 💖💖

#no he does lmfao he’s maybeeeee 9-10? but they told me he was 5-6 when i adopted him which clearly was NOT true now lmao #otherwise he’d be showing his age a LOT more and he’s barely even slowing down #he hates catnip and loves sour cream and always fights with other cats and he chews on cardboard when he wants something bc he knows it- #-annoys me lmao #also he’s the best biscuit maker on earth. he’s BIG too like ~12 lbs at a healthy weight?? and giant paws #he loves to cuddle and usually that’s what he wants when he’s chewing on cardboard alskjdksla #if i don’t hold him 8 times a day he yells at me lmao #has ~40 different meows including ‘bratty teen’ ‘you caught me doing something i know i’m not supposed to and i’m ashamed’ and ‘scolding’ #i love him SO much he’s the best 💖💖💖 #antares speaks #not dragon age #cats #marston

[ajaxbread]

Haley, courtesy of the non-weirdest ad I’ve gotten on tumblr

The ad in question:

#art #stardew valley #sdv #haley stardew valley #haley sdv #this is closer to the haley in my head #i didn’t realize my pen would bleed for some reason so oops plus i used the wrong marker for the skin at first so it looks a lil odd #i aint even a woman nor do i wear dresses but its still one of the best ads ive seen #the others I usually see are the pika guy backpains/aches or recently eczema for some reason #guess thats what happens when a website doesn’t listen or record the things u do #im such a sucker for outfit designs like that #long flowy dress with galaxy/star patterns and or dark blue/sky themes YUM #this reminds me of when i was in hs i think maybe 16 17 yrs old and school just ended #and there was this girl in a long red flowy dress it was probably some kind of event that day #and like an awkward cant-talk-to-girls teen boy way i ran up to her said she looked pretty and ran away #im not even straight ! #oh also the necklace shes wearing #(haley from the image)* #i hc that it was her grandmothers who she was super close with but when she passed she kept the necklace #and the center opens up with a lil picture of her grandmother holding her as a baby #the picture could also be of the grandparents married not too sure on that uet #both sound sweet #and its def in a sepia filter(dusty brown tones basically) #and and if u dont like the lil belly on haley u can suck it up and leave #i hate seeing when ppl are drawn ultra anime thin bc thats not healthy plus the uterus makes the stomach come out a little so its totally- #-natural #for some cases in having no uterus or other yeah that makes more sense but anytime i see like anime i cant help but think everyones a robot #also yeah on a related note i do see that i put some trans colours on her not my personal hc but im fine with it #i can see her more as either cis/intersex and the term i forgot where smn identifies with femininity but never masculinity or however it go #i also dont think shed carw abt labels ‘am i cis? no im haley’

[hostilemuppet]

Why is it people always default to ' they don't need orientation they love everyone' as if it isn't homophobia in a wig. Why are yall so weird about non het rep.

FRRRRRRRRR I legit never fucking see it for shit thats NOT trying to erase CANON GAY MEN AND LESBIANS. You think they don't have a concept if sexual orientation? That's great good for you! You think that makes everyone pansexual, even the ones who are canonically only into the same gender? I'm not gonna say what I want to say bc it's too far but I think we all know what im thinking rn

#ask #theres two types of gay erasure: 'theyre not into the same gender' and 'theyre also into the opposite gender' #and you see sooooo many queer people (usually teens) do one of them bc they think only the OTHER is bad #why are you so desperate for that woman to not be into women. why are you so desperate for that gay man to ALSO be into women #WORK ON THAT BABES!