#amber shitposts

[hvstias]

another part of my very random valorant headcanons but we lost the count so just smile and wave

harbor didn't know how to knit when he first joined the team and omen gave him knitting 101 after finding out and now they have two knitting grandmas in HQ

neon is the biggest nanobomb shipper and covered up for them multiple times

jett likes to annoy the fuck out of yoru (affectionately)

they (EVERYONE) almost started a war in HQ during world cup lol

sova and reyna switch languages when they're mad mad and it's actually hilarious

gekko and phoenix bet on most unserious stuff

chamber doesn't rlly like gekko's buddies but they claimed him as their tío

gekko is one of the best cooks in HQ

astra and harbor do yoga together (date)

brim ships nanobomb, sage agrees and viper is like ??

breach is allergic to kivis but refuses to acknowledge it

brimstone can't cook to save his life but is good at bbq

viper smokes weed and drinks cheap beer with brim, don't judge them they need their american moment ok

reyna looks scary and all that but she's a soccer mom when it comes to young agents

sage doesn't like coffee but is a devout tea drinker

cypher has a whole ass blackmail folder full of agents embarrassing moments. fade also helped him w it

chamber's eyesight is reaaaally fucked up. like i mean it that mf can't see without his glasses AT ALL

neon had a bet with yoru and had to pierce her tongue after losing it. she's still bitter about it because it hurt sm (definitely didn't happen to me)

#valorant headcanons #viper #amber shitposts #sova #fade #chamber #valorant #sage #cypher #yoru #reyna #omen #astra #gekko #jett #phoenix #kay/o #raze #killjoy

[amberly-fierro]

cracking up at the fact that this dude (charlie bushnell/luke castellan)

will call this dude (glynn turman/chiron)

his son in the last olympian.

#no but like its hilarous #pjo #percy pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #Percy jackson #Pjo disney #pjo disney+ #Percy Jackson disney #luke castellan #Luke pjo #Chiron #Chiron pjo #Greek mythology #rrverse #Riordanverse #uncle rick #Rick riordan #amber shitposts

[amberspooder239]

Orb

#palsphere #palworld #resin #Amber shitposts #wtf am I doing in life??? #I do this as a job

[hugeegosorry]

My dealer: got some straight gas🔥😛this strain is called "House MD"😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯

me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i saw the ghost of your dead girlfriend

My buddy Wilson pacing: the patient is lying to us

#i think im funny #house md #in da house #gregory house #greg house #james wilson #tw drugs #amber volakis #tw hallucinations #uhh is that a thing? just in case #shitpost #i found this in my drafts #meme

[p0rkbun]

how I think scream characters would say “shut up”

don’t ask me why I made this😭😭😭

#my edit #scream #sam carpenter #amber freeman #scream franchise #shitpost #billy loomis #stu macher #randy meeks #mindy meeks martin #chad meeks martin #ethan landry #tara carpenter #mickey altieri #jill roberts #roman bridger #nancy loomis #gale weathers #tatum riley

[greghatecrimes]

More Kutner love. Merry Kutner-mas

#hatecrimes nine nine #house md #lawrence kutner #remy thirteen hadley #amber volakis #hate crimes md #incorrect house md #incorrect quotes #an anya original #source: brooklyn nine nine #100 #anya's bs (badly edited shitposts)

[kirjavas]

another round of bbc his dark materials as textposts, with some added sadness

#his dark materials #hdm #the amber spyglass #bbc his dark materials #hdm spoilers #s3 #hdm shitpost #hdmedit #my edits

[calbee-add1ct]

@attourney-at-lycan requested this but w laurance

n i js had to draw it

#laurance mcd #minecraft diaries #mcd #aphblr #laurance zvahl #smug laurance #not sure if i should tag the other mfs in this shitpost bcos they’re yknow js showing their hands lmao #but fuck it we ball #in order from left to right #n top to bottom #we have #dante mcd #garroth mcd #kenmur mcd #hes gets a gun #as a treat #sasha mcd #amber mcd #katelyn mcd #zenix mcd #vylad mcd #does it matter if the mcd tag goes before of after their name???? #I FORGOT TO ADD AMBERS TAG FUCK #N KATELYN TOO

[madame-helen]

#meme #memes #shitpost #shitposting #humor #dark humor #funny humor #funny memes #funny #amber heard #satire #facts

[hvstias]

maybe its just my sleep deprived brain but i think the fact that viper is beefing with multiple characters n their mothers at the same time (lore wise) is kinda funny lmao

#she's so real #my problematic wife #valorant viper #amber shitposts #sage? aggressive voicelines #reyna? has a whole ass vs card with her #omen? WELL i wouldn't call it a beef because.. yk but its still kinda funny lol

[amberly-fierro]

i may be hallucinating but the girl at the bottom left looks vaguely like momona tamada

#percy jackson disney+ #percy jackson #pjo #pjo disney+ #disney+ #percy jackson disney #pjo series #percy jackson series #walker scobell #momona tamada #secret headquarters #secret hqs #riordanverse #pjoverse #camp half blood #camp half blood chronicles #rrverse #rick riordan #uncle rick #amber shitposts

[rosedominatesyou]

step on me please

#asks #anon #amber I love you #shitpost #shitposting

[razorblade180]

Protective

1.4

Aether:Lumine! Please come back!

Lumine:No, Aether. Not until my war with destiny is- *squints* That was an awful lot of confidence you just had.

Aether:What?

Lumine:Who did it? *points sword* I want their name.

Aether:I-

Lumine:Don’t try to act like there isn’t! Who’s got my brother feeling all confident and like a change man?

Aether:….

xxxxxxx

Amber:*stitching Barron Bunny*

Lumine:*spying*…She actually seems nice.

Aether: She is. 😊

Lumine:Just let me know if she hurts you.

Aether:Lumine…

Lumine:I’ve gotten really good at making people disappear. The only vision she will have will be blurry and barely conscious.

Aether:Lumine!

#genshin impact #gi aether #gi lumine #gi amber #amber x aether #genshin ships #genshin shitpost

[jennyofoldflowers]

the way the invincible fandom treats amber really annoys me. i know we have only had one season, but there are literal space colonisers, murderers and villains (shout out to nolan) in season one alone and yet amber is the most HATED character right now, when her worst offense was being an annoying teenage girl (and the victim of shoddy writing). if amber had no backbone like she did in the comics, yall would call her boring– but her having a strong personality in the show isn't any better, because y'all call her a 'bitch'. SIGH.

#im not even an amber stan mind you #but i just find it very ODD and mean spirited the way people speak on her #in this fandom #like i too was kinda pissed off with her and mark's relationship slash breakup #but i didnt expect to see this level of VITRIOL about her #amber bennett #mark grayson #invincible #image comics #invincible amazon #shitpost

[p0rkbun]

scream characters as clip audios from class of 09 aka the FUNNIEST game ever

The best thing I made oml 😭 I laughed my ass off during editing, possibly will make a pt 2 soon @celiastjamesoscar you need to see this

#my edit #class of 09 #scream #scream franchise #scream v #scream 5 #scream 4 #amber freeman #tara carpenter #wayne bailey #mindy meeks martin #liv mckenzie #judy hicks #wes hicks #kirby reed #jill roberts #sam carpenter #samantha carpenter #meme #shitpost

[greghatecrimes]

#house md #hate crimes md #amber volakis #remy thirteen hadley #you can’t tell me that’s NOT what this entire thing was skfidjwkkskd #amber had a crush and didn’t know how to handle it! so she told thirteen to get out of her school #(pretended like the patient and dog 13 killed were haunting her) #4x04 #incorrect quotes #an anya original #this has been in my mind for MONTHS. thank you bird for motivating me to do it #100 #incorrect house md #house + textposts #housetxt #alt text #anya's bs (badly edited shitposts)