class of 07 - 1.06
Today, we bid farewell to the men who thrived in the gray area, who exploited the benefit of the doubt and depended on the silence of others. Today, we say to those men…
"Hi, I know we don't know each other, but I'm freaking out, because I think my forehead really smells. So can you, can you just smell it for me? Just, just smell it?"
When you hit your bestie who isn’t your bestie over the head with the crutch that your other bestie has to use because you dropped a pole on her foot and she had to get her toe amputated but it’s okay because you’re doing it to save the first bestie from sacrificing herself to be cannibalized by the rest of your besties