#amercian houses

[g0away-tate]

these mfs make me bisexual AS FUCK

#violet harmon #amercian horror story #tate langdon #ahs murder house

[quietwednesdays]

the primal urge to baby tate.. to hold him and kiss his forehead and stroke his back… comfort him when he’s crying and whisper sweet praises calling him a good boy.. seeing him cry hurts my HEARTT like ughhh i need to hold him he’s so baby girl

#tate langdon #tate american horror story #tate ahs #amercian horror story #murder house #ahs murder house #ahs #i love him #he’s so baby girl

[looksthatkilledd]

they need to invent a brain that doesn't think of Michael langdon every 5 seconds

#michael langdon #tate ahs #ahs murder house #ahs #ahs apocalypse #amercian horror story #cody fern #american horror story #original post

[very-lost-hobbit]

My grandpa really was right when he said you need to clean house and switch up who forms the government at least every couple election cycles or so on all levels to stave off rot

#canadian politics #politics #AMERCIANS DNI ABOUT YOUR POLITICS THIS ISN'T ABOUT U ❤ #any one else feel free to discuss #Many Canadian provinces are dealing with rot. Also at the federal level but unfortunately. There is no good replacement rn #would be nice if the Liberals really rearranged/cleaned house next cycle but I doubt it #Yes I would love an NDP government but I'm afraid without preferential ballots or some other reform it's unlikely :( #kat gets personal #me #political posts that apply to everywhere except the US probably #and by rot I mean corruption on the party line level AND fucking up the province/country/county/state/whatever economically and environmet

[st4rrygh0st]

Not me simping for Tate or anything 👀

Nahhh cuz why is he so fucking cute 😩

#ahs fandom #ahs murder house #tate ahs #tate langdon #Amercian horror story #the simp alarms are blarring fr tho

[factzfactory]

The Thomas Jefferson Monument is one of America’s🇺🇲 most significant memorials💯, designed after the Pantheon of Rome in honor of the nation’s third president.🥰 . . Share 👆 it with your friends🧑‍🤝‍🧑 . . Follow 👆 for more🤷🏻‍♂️ @factzfactoryy . . Like❤️ | Comment💬 | Share🧑‍🤝‍🧑 . .

#thomas jefferson #thomas jefferson memorial #washington monument #washington dc #travel #lincoln memorial #usa #photography #tidal basin #white house #monument #district of columbia #dcphotographer #george washington #architecture #amercian horror story #unitedstateofamerica #united states capitol #photo #tourism

[theautismunderurbed]

Dndads S2 Ep 41 out of context

“Im gonna be a bad girl, Im gonna be a bad girl, thats my main motovation now”

“Anthony, Anthony, Anthony. Amercian Dad works for the government.”

“Of course hes friendly, he hasnt killed that many people”

“Elmo wants his ak47 back” “Elmo deserves rights to protect his family.” “Elmo says that not in my house motherfucker” “Elmo can legally murder you if you come into his house”

“I faked my death so hard I died”

“God?” “Yes?” “Jerry stop it.” “Okay. :(”

“Ill go back to earth and be santa”

“We take the memorys and can put them in a jug. We could put it in a milk jug, doesnt matter.”

“…and we can make the potion.” “I know a few social media creators.”

“Dad, gimme a memory”

“I feel like we have collegue magic. Thats cause we dont have HR”

“Yeah, we went to the park and I said it was a zoo.”

“Yeah, your whole life is ahead of you, you dont have to pay taxes”

“You could slurp up into the bottle”

“Your dad is still alive right?” “ Yea… :(”

“Angel?” “Yes?” “Is that Jerry again?” “Yea”

“Well it sounds like you need to plan a heaven heist.”

#dndads #cursed #outofcontext #podcast #dungeons and daddies

[shares-a-vest]

I feel an obligation to say steddie bb but I read steddie + sportsball and I’m weak SO, April Writing for WIP weekend? 🥰

Thank you for the ask 💖

Also not me completely forgetting you are one of the BB mods 🤦‍♂️ *side eyes my BB doc as I continue to ping-pong between a bunch of random wips tonight!

Some more Steddie Sportsball coming up! Here's the first snippet.

Also also: my deepest apologies to you Lex, Patron Saint of Steddie Sportsball Fics as I bumble my way through not writing specifics about Amercian Sports. But hey, at least I can make that Eddie's thing™ right???

Eddie sighs and looks at his watch. This game is only in its… Something innings and the Blue Team aka, Steve’s Team are gonna lose. Sitting here for god knows how much longer feels pointless. Especially considering there is fuck-all else to do in this big dumb house of his boyfriends. And the limited interest Eddie did have in this game is all gone now that the one hot guy on this team aka, Moustache Man, a very tall brown-haired guy with a thick moustache and arms to die for, got run out mere seconds ago… Or something. Whatever it was, he sculked off the diamond pitch, handsome face hung in shame, not be be seen again for the rest of the afternoon.

Help me work on my mountain of wips

#lily answers #writing wip #thefreakandthehair

[prettyboyeddiemunson]

ten characters, ten tags!

i was tagged by @trashmouth-richie and @sunkillerdreamer! thanks!

1. eddie munson (stranger things)

2. steve harrington (stranger things)

3. misty day (amercian horror story: coven)

4. bobby briggs (twin peaks)

5. glenn rhee (the walking dead)

6. theo crain (haunting of hill house)

7. eric northman (true blood)

8. tyrion lannister (game of thrones)

9. frodo baggins (lord of the rings)

10. tony stark (mcu)

tagging @littledemondani @andvys @wroteclassicaly @succubusmunson @eddieschains @eddiemunsons-missingnipple @eiightysixbaby @emmyshortcake and anyone else who wants to!

[loveislanduk]

I saw your Taylor Swift/the Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo post and I've just gotta ask you: have you heard of Burn the House Down by Kenna Jenkins? It's a fictional biography/memoir abt the 1st woman president and her secret sapphic relationship/bearded marriage with her mlm best friend ala shoeh and has massive Taylor Swift vibes (especially anti hero, last great American dynasty, gold rush, I Did Something Bad, and champagne problems) It also ft. An entirely queer main cast and really fleshed out characters!

okay I have no idea when this was sent to me but I get the feeling it is Not Recent, for which I am sorry but I think it might be fair to point out that I didn't know I even HAD an ask box until recently so also thank you for being my first ask 🙏🙏🙏

i have not heard of burn the house down but it feels very of the zeitgeist rn and I'm going to check it out from my library if I can rn!!! also you listed like half of my favorite songs. amercian dynasty???? gold rush???? champagne problems???? WE ARE SPEAKING THE SAME LANGUAGE MWAH MWAH MWAH. also I've been looking for more books like TJRs famous series and haven't found anything so actually this rec is so insanely appreciated BLESS UP KHRUSCHEVSHOE!!! I think this is a late post of this question but... would it be okay to drop into your dms when I finish it 😭😭? I feel like that's the kind of thing I have to rant about after when I'm done LMAO. one thing about me is I will be reading the gay fictional politics ☝️☝️ thanks for the ask!!!

#seven husbands of evelyn hugo #asks #tay swizzle

[queen-of-boops]

Tag Games

Thanks for the tag @longbobmckenzie!

name: Mo

your birthday: June 25th (cancer baby)

where in the world are you? America

when did you join tumblr? 2022

do you have any sideblogs? just @litgreadersroom

mobile or desktop? bit of both, but typically desktop

your perfect sleeping conditions: dark, with the ac on year-round, under my weighted blanket with my dog at my feet

a movie you think everyone should see at least once: The Princess Bride, it's a classic

what shoes do you wear the most often? Gym shoes

describe your keys to me: my car key, apartment key, and my parent's house keys on a lanyard I got as a coach's gift a few years ago

find the book closest to you. turn to page 7. what’s the 7th word? numb

what’s your favorite snack? dark chocolate raisenetts

one of your aspirations: right now, it's just passing my board exams

and finally, tell me a random fact about yourself: I'm an Amercian football fanatic

~

Picrew of Quinn Andrews from Deep Dive!

Tagging: @kunepie and @willkimurashat

#tag games

[g0away-tate]

going to the movies tn it's a horror movie so ive been told and im wearing my tate sweater :))

#amercian horror story #spotify #tate langdon #murder house #horror #ahs murder house #ahs fandom #american horror story

[jkaresearch]

Art assistance = caregiving

I dont know why but i was thinking alot about care giving

I have. New art asisstance job and this time its more one on one than a big production like Lenny.

And i was thinking about how i am doing more than making the rat. I keep them company, we have meaningful conversationss and i am having real genuine human nnections

I approach everything with gentleness, compassion nd kindness. And I extend that to the artist i work for

I problem solve. I organize, i clean, i create, i make, i create a safe environment where they trust me. I am honest with my work, and i work hard

-

I love making the work, the craftsmanship, skillsets and the act of making art.

I love being a part of the process. I love how my hands is a part of the creation.

I love being a part of something important and creating culture and history.

—

I think alot about how most Filipinos are nurses. I think its our innate nature of being care giver. We are motherly and hospitable. We care an we give comfort. It’s natural to us and it comes out in everything we do.

Obviously i dont save lives, but i am also a healer and a natural helper.

I think about my mom as. Nanny/caregiver. I think about the women in my life who does this on a daily

We used to have our own nanny in the Philippines but in America she has to become one in order to survive.

I never really had shame thats he had to do that i understood that she had to do what she had to do. Also she never bowed shame in what’s he is doing, ive always seen her proud as to what she is doing. She runs the house. Without her they would not function.

I think about how she sacrificed and abandoned her own children and had to take care of other peoples children in order to have the aMercian dream. We never got out of that loophole. She never came home. I guess as a little girl i was waiting for the day when she would come home an tend to us instead but that never happened. I guess thats the reality of an American dream.

I think about how i m in their place now. I would always joke about how i would just nanny too to get many bc he earns alot. And she would always be like, dont because the reason why i brought u here so that you can have a better future and have a professional job.

And nw i see held doing what she is doing. I dont know why i am so convinced that art assitance is care giving, but it sure feels that way. That kiss hw much i put into othe job. I’m really serious into what i am doing and i really care about the people i work with. I go above and beyond.

I think my approach to the job is never just art making, I also build a relationship with these people and really try to change their lives- maybe through doing the work or through organization etc

I fin it so interesting how i never reallly had this epiphany before till now. But i feel so strongly about it. I feel so connected ot that word.

——

I really are about the job.

I could be doing their things but i am doing this.

It’s hard its not permanent and not stable

Sometimes i jump from me job to another just to make ends meet.

Alto of times i also end up with no jobs because one freelance job ended.

But I continue to pursue this type of work because i think i do well in it and i see how much i can touch peoples lives through it

I work well one on one. I work well alone and also in teams but i work well with thing i am passionate about I have to care about wat i am doing for me to put effort in it.

I take pride in what i do. I am proud that i made it here. I made this for myself. Got myself here by connecting with artists and being determined and offering my help and services.

I’m proud because i give my all and i found my niche. I know this is probably not gonna be forever but i know that this is a meaningful part of my life.

I also listen to th universe there must be a reason why i keep getting these types of jobs.

—-

But yea that’s all.

I’m proud of myself because I am chasing my dream. I am pursuing my passion and I am doing the bet i can it’s what i got.

Not a lot of people can go this route, but i did and i am doing well for myself. The fact that i was able to get so many opportunities on my own is insane. That is something to be proud of.

I’m proud of myself for following my heart and what I think is the best for me. For doing hat makes me happy. And ffor being so hard working and putting my heart into what i do.

[looksthatkilledd]

MASTERLIST

i write for the following fandoms I will write anything other than obvs stuff like non-con, hateful etc Requests are open!

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STRANGER THINGS

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#nikki's work #eddie x you #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson smut #eddie munson #michael langdon #evan peters smut #stranger things #joseph quinn #cody fern #tate ahs #ahs murder house #ahs apocalypse #ahs #amercian horror story #steve harrington #sam and colby #motley crue #scream #eddie x steve #steve x eddie #steve x reader #steve x billy #dustin stranger things #billy hargrove #max hargrove #robin buckley #eddie and dustin #dustin henderson #mike wheeler

[the-firebird69]

Princess Merida Teaches us a Scottish Dance at Disneyland

they are different actresses.  and the last one was not sherry it is this year she is Princess

Hera

tehy do entertain doing that the real corronation.  it has a marquee and they want the real thing and im Amercian related to him and they are in awe what luck and fun. the slipper and tieara bring big crowds ok was no line now it is long all day long. and long sometoimes to the parking lot. almsot a quarter mile long.  and we rush them through pics and more. tons ryt to touch it.  and if he goes well a mad house clos the drawbridge he says and we shall are too up north lol

sherry

ok having fun great

stan

and this is fun.  but is my wifes job we shall work an the real one too 

damnit

mac

Olympus

#youtube

[recentlyheardcom]

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