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goodmorninglovelies42 · 9 months
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It’s weird to be a Ted Lasso fan and a Jason Sudeikis hater. Idk man; I don’t care what your ex did — serving a custody lawsuit on stage at a public event throws up huge red flags for me. And it’s hard to listen to him talk about the forgiveness and kindness as the thesis of the show when I know he’s done that.
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abby420 · 1 year
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was just rewatching the shiv falling down the stairs scene (very brave of me bc that second hand embarrassment was REAL) and i love how stewy is the first person to go to help her up. and how right before that she snapped at him to stop laughing and idk i just love how they pay attention to all the smaller relationships in succession and how that makes it feel so real. like now i’m thinking of stewy and how much time he’s spent with the family and how he knows like everything all the sibs have been through and his dynamic with shiv and roman is so compelling bc yeah he’s not their friend but he is their big brothers best friend that has been around for years and that’s a whole different type of familial relationship and idk i just love stewy and love all the complexities of the different relationships
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Things change a lot, don't they
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dienamights · 1 year
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Not a lot disappoints me, but the last of us series sure as fuck does
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hecckyeah · 2 years
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someone please remind me that gaining weight is okay sometimes
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ace-and-slutty · 1 year
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26. People who like dicks - where’s your favourite place for your partner to cum?
I'm not sure because I've only ever experienced cis guys pulling out and cumming into a tissue. I find the prospect of cumming inside super hot (as I'm sure you can tell lol) provided the necessary precautions are taken. I really like the ownership part of it and the idea of having been good for/pleased my partner and less so the actual pregnancy risk, especially right now.
I also find the idea of being came on very very hot but I'm not sure how I'll feel about it in practice given my various ~Sensory issues~ Still, I very very much want to at least try it!
Thank you for the ask <3
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rosicheeks · 2 years
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10, 24, 31
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Yup 🙈
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
Definitely not
31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
Nothing crazy in person tbh
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veronicathegoddess · 2 years
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me to my bf: i don't need your validation
also me to my bf: did i make you proud? did i do good? was i a good girl for you? can i get headpats please?
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junkartie · 5 months
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The creator of squid game spending years trying to get his point across that exploiting the poor and desperate for entertainment is bad watching netflix make a spin off of his fictional series where they in fact exploit the poor for entertainment
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turtle-kidddddd · 4 months
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Why did I only find out today that the “I think we need to kill this guy meme” was a fucking Steven Universe vs Hitler comic?????
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I was just caught so off guard by this
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y'ever get haunted by the fear you will never write anything as beautiful as the US Steel Pipe Works Slag Dump Youtube Comment cuz hoo boy i sure do:
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shoutout to you, youtube user mrc109, wherever you may be today
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inkedberries · 4 months
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after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...
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throw the man a bone batman geez
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tippenfunkaport · 1 year
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there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter
tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on
truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that
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mossyflowers · 5 months
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Who made trig I need to kill them
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the-punforgiven · 2 months
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Rolling up to the knight's guild in a chainmail brayette and low-cut mail chausses watching my fellow knights visibly fluster under their helmets as their gaze follows up to my maille voider scandalously worn without a breastplate
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