#and snake is immediately like

[lemon-wedges]

Its an Anime thing, you wouldnt understand. 

#metal gear solid #otacon #Solid Snake #otasune #the art of a lemon wedge #my hand is HEALED so i get to draw again #hububububuub #anyways #i am constantly thinking about that fic where hal asks snake to stick out his tongue #and snake is immediately like #what did u just make me do #[redacted] [redacted] [redacted] #'am i fulfilling your little nerd fantasties here?' #sorry about these tags #ignore me and enjoy the boys #ahahahaha

[watchingwisteria]

listen there really was just something about how in the book, snow’s 3-page descent from hesitant lover boy to deluded psychopath happens entirely in his mind. lucy gray gives him no indication whatsoever that she suspects him, that she’s going to leave or betray him. he’s just sitting quietly in the cabin waiting for her to return when that seed of calculated suspicion, which he has needed to survive the capitol, takes a hold of him and chokes the life out of any goodness left inside him. it really drives home your terror as a reader that “oh my god did he kill her? did she escape? what happened to her? why would he even think that?” in a way that when the movie had to adjust for visualization it lost some of that holy shit this guy has lost it emphasis.

#seeing some discourse and im not saying lucy grey didnt know #im saying she never dropped the kind of hints that she knew like she did in the movie #or if she did snow isnt worried about them until he very suddenly is consumed by them #snow is not concerned about whether or not she believed him. of course she did! hes snow! #but then shes gone…. for a while…… #and its the sudden immediate drastic unravelling that comes across so clearly in the book #that i knew wouldn’t translate to screen yet still cant help but miss #the hunger games #coriolanus snow #tbosas #lucy gray baird #not a crime or anything just a note that i cannot stop thinking about #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #this is all from memory of reading it quite a while ago. so maybe 3 pages is an exaggeration #but i remember it happening VERY quickly and without much external cause #like we as the reader have no indication as to whether shes nearby or not. #snow has no idea either. he just SUSPECTS. and his suspicion breeds the hatred that has been bubbling inside him all this time #he hates how she undoes him. he hates that he WOULD run away with her if shed let him keep his secrets #and he HATES more than anything that she makes him WANT to tell his secrets #he wants to be vulnerable and reveal the ugly nasty parts about himself and still be loved #but he does not let himself and it is everyone’s downfall #he chooses cruelty bc it is easy and familiar and makes him feel more powerful than the vulnerable give and take that real love requires

[fizzierolli]

"I didn't like fizz and ozzie in season 1 bc they were mean and hypocritical" skill issue tbh

#fizzarolli #asmodeus #helluva boss #fizzarozzie #how can u look at fizz make trumpet sounds #and slither over ozzie like a snake #and not immediately fall in love at first sight

[xplore-the-unknwn]

There’s an ongoing joke that this random man punching Snow is Katniss’ grandfather. It’s so hilarious that I choose to believe it is CANON.

It’s true. It’s all connected. 🤓👆

It’s a joke where the punchline is delivered first and Katniss is the one that ends it.

#Katniss Granddad saw the blonde twink and immediately wanted to punch him #he didnt know why he just felt like it as payback for something #some sort of punchline for the future #coriolanus snow #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #the hunger games #katniss #katniss everdeen #maude Ivory #coryo #president snow #tbosas #thg #suzanne collins #thg meta #they’re always gonna be a thorn on his side #tom blyth

[boycows]

all fun and games raising a genius child until you realise you forgot to teach her anything normal

later:

#subtly presenting my hc that dave wants sunny to know russian in honor of olga 🥺 except he doesn't know what 'age-appropriate' means #so she gets tolstoy #she’s so tiny in these lmao picture her like age 2-3 #also raiden did not immediately disappear after saving her what are you talking about?? he visited all the time to babysit haha 🙃 #mgs #metal gear solid #otasune #sunny emmerich #solid snake #otacon #raiden #jupiter family #snotacon #my art #metal gear fanart

[katnissandpeetamellark]

Me at Coriolanus while reading TBOSAS

#every time I read I immediately am like ‘disgusting. stay away from her’ every time 😂 #he makes me want to hit him w a brick 👊👊👊 #freaky little weirdo teenage boy! STAY AWAY FROM HER #Lucy gray Baird #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #the hunger games #tbosas #thg #hunger games #coriolanus snow #bosas #honestly same w old Snow and Katniss. STAY BACK U WEIRDO U NEVER LEARN 🤺🤺

[dralphabet]

I’m back! And I have arrived with a Metal Gear and Wordgirl crossover AU

I just wanted to merge my two of my favorite and VASTLY different interests because it’s funny

#quick explanation for my followers who don’t know metal gear: Solid Snake is one of the best solider/mercenary’s in a world full of war #at the end of the game he devotes his life to stopping war dw #the guy on the codec is Otacon #Snake eats cigarettes #and has autism #yeah that’s pretty much his character #in the WG universe his guns and cigarettes would be taken IMMEDIATELY #the villains won’t have any of that in their city #another thing that’s funny: Wordgirl wouldn’t even be the weirdest person he’s met because he’s met a lot of people with strange powers #like a zombie cyborg ninja. and psychic with telekinesis. and a vampire. #ok I’m done #my art

[tornoleander]

Sssnek BOI in your Cabinet (here to steal ur gender)

Agh he’s soooo much fun. >:D from AU by @spinjitsuburst -all design credit to them!

#He’s been busy collecting abandonment issues like Pokémon #this has been my plan since you told me about his snake features #immediately prioritized after the canary’s that made me too happy #Very glad he is exist now #ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago art #ninjago fanart #ninjago jay #superstar rockin jay #oli art #ninjago fanfiction #going to be fanfic? I hope #I think I draw more off other people’s Ninjago ideas more than Default show fanart #whoops can’t help that I’m surrounded by amazing writers and artists. #Cabinet man AU #han tag

[prettyflyshyguy]

I don't remember Pliskin saying that in Metal Gear Solid 2.

#Metal Gear Solid 2 #iroquois pliskin #Solid Snake #Fallout: New Vegas #Joshua Graham #tonights warmup LMFAO #squint was showing me the FNV dialogue from this dude cause I'd never seen it #and when he said the line he immediately goes #that sounds like something pliskin would say in MGS2 #i knew what I had to do #my art #fanart

[raayllum]

me asking myself if callum would torture someone for information if rayla or ezran's lives were on the line

#tdp #snake boi callum #mine #memes #text post #post of all time. to me #tag ramble #personal fave #cause i really do love this gif #thinking about this bc i'm writing a scene where my OC protag does torture someone and #she's generally more extreme than callum is in general #and i was like 'would he do something like this?' #and not in the same manner (the one she picks is particularly cruel) #but my immediate response was 'no! callum would Never torture someone' #then my brain whispered 'for ezra tho?' and it was like #s i g h s . y e a h #rayla would threaten someone with her knives (hi terry <3) but i do wonder how much she'd actually hurt them #she'd hurt them at least a lil tho #ezran would be staunchly opposed bc he is a Good King lmao

[marlenacantswim]

please don't catcall crowley while he and aziraphale are having a serious conversation; the angel really enjoys how close their faces get when they have to whisper, and will assume you have fiendish intentions and go on the defensive if you interrupt the moment.

[Image ID: a digital drawing of Aziraphale and Crowley as they appear on the Good Omens TV show. they are depicted from the torso up. aziraphale is in front of crowley, turned away annoyedly towards something to the left with his left hand firmly placed against crowley's chest, where his heart is. crowley is wearing his season 2 turtleneck outfit, and seems confused about whatever has got aziraphale so riled up. aziraphale is wearing his default outfit. / .End ID]

closeup and lineart under the cut, snip snip ✂️

i'm a guy who likes thick lines in my art, i've noticed, so when i accidentally drew an extremely arizacrow pose during gesture practice, i thought it would be a fun opportunity to try something new, mainly thin lineart. however, the call of home sings loud, and i ended up chicken-scratching my way into essentially having thick linework again. 🤷💅😔

also despite being a good omens guy for yonks, this is my first time ever drawing them!!!

#aziraphale only goes guard dog mode in extremelt brief bouts of pettiness #and then would immediately be like ''i do apologize; i'm not auite sure what possesed me there; ah hah.'' #and crowley has Snake Brain™️ and thus has no thought to even consider reading into it whenever it happens #i mean honestly crowley was so invested in the words azi was saying that he didn't even hear the guy catcalling hism #so he really has no clue what the fuck is happening #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #good omens fanart #running my mouth #made this with my hands #my artwork #david tennant #michael sheen

[onebizarrekai]

amnesia with the bestie!!

#dream smp #discduo #tommyinnit #dreamwastaken #primeboys #dream #dsmp #mcyt #art closet #dsmp spoilers #HOLDS THEM IN MY HANDS #I like how the fandom has just collectively agreed that dream immediately acquires a snake friend

[lullabyashes]

OUGH... THEY'RE SO CUTE... i feel like tsubasa met eagle when he was very little, didnt know what a roc was, just called it eagle, and ran with it his whole life

Boy accidentally finds and adopts a both literal and monetarily massive bird!!

#beyblade #tsubasa otori #fantasy au #metal saga #metal fusion #as someone who had a pet snake named “snakey” for 10 years I agree #He also kinda looks like a baby bird so I'm sure they bonded immediately lol

[things-stronger-than-fear]

can we talk about the katniss/lucy gray parallels (or lack thereof) for a sec?

they're superficially the same, because of the things we talk about all the time: they're both female victors from 12. there are things that come with that culture and background -- the mockingjay, the plants, the songs. those similarities aren't so much between them as people, as individuals -- they're born of coming from the same culture. the most significant thing they share is their resilience; their spirit of resistance and rebellion. their defiance.

but really, all those things they share, only serve to demonstrate just how different they are as individuals (because personality is different from upbringing or values).

we parallel their sarcastic bows, but they're so so different. lucy gray is a performer mockingly curtseying and saying "kiss my ass", where katniss is a hunter who doesn't have time for this society bullcrap.

they both sing the hanging tree, but as i've ranted about, their renditions show how different they are: lucy gray, again, a performer with a spirit unbroken, loud and charming and sassing right to the capitol's face, daring them to defy her, daring them to look away. katniss, again, a hunter, quiet but unyielding, sparking rebellion under the capitol's nose.

they both won their games, but in such different ways. lucy gray charmed the snakes (both literal and in the form of one coriolanus snow), while katniss threw down with weaponry.

lucy gray said look at me, care about me. katniss said fight for me, fight with me.

and so what we see is that they are not at all the same person, but that's what's so important. because it's not just one person or one type of person that puts their foot down and rebels. we don't need a specific kind of Chosen One to light the spark -- anyone can.

#seriously. why am i so invested. #I DON'T EVEN GO HERE #the hunger games #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #lucy gray baird #katniss everdeen #thg meta #anyways i do believe somewhere in the multiverse there's a timeline where lucy gray /does/ spark the rebellion #(in a deeper and more immediate way) #like. look at the way the capitol had to erase her. (and not just because snow was a salty scorned ex.) #there's a universe where she's too popular for the records to really be erased. where she becomes a celebrity and #gains a platform and a network and /access/. where she flexes those snake-charming skills on the capitol. #there's a universe where she sways coryo a little more thoroughly. where she's ripped from him by the capitol #and it radicalizes him. doesn't make him a good person or less of a ruthless player in the game. but one with different goals. #there's a universe where she doesn't have coryo there to cheat for her. in that one she can't hold the snakes off forever. #she dies in the arena. there is no victor and no hope. there is nothing but love for a girl who should've survived. #in this universe the people revolt because the capitol has grown to love her and the districts see nothing to lose. #there's a universe where she survives and gains the respect of all the academy students. children are the future. #this is how the capitol loses control. #there's a universe where lucy gray sticks around in 12 past the music ban. in this universe she'll write quiet songs of rebellion. #she'll run. not out of panem but within it. she will be a singing ghost starting fires throughout a country fractured. #ANYWAYS. I WILL STOP.

[sunmoontruth-stiles]

I need a completely rewritten teen wolf series with Derek Hale as the main character. I think it would heal me.

#we follow Derek from New York. Laura left for beacon hills. it’s been six years since he was back but he hasn’t heard from her #and hes going stir crazy waiting. he packs up and travels back. it’s almost too much immediately. he still can’t get a hold of Laura #he can’t resist going home. it’s like a natural pull that guides him back. all at once he’s 16 again. staring at the wreckage of his life #deputy stilinski is sherrif now. it’s reassuring in the slightest that the police force seems to have moved on from how corrupt it was #he catches her scent and it’s putrid. bile catches in his throat. he seeks it out. still in denial to what he knows it means. #when he finds Laura it’s like the world ends all over again. he can’t stand to see her like this. he gives her a proper burial. #the best he can do at least #he visits Peter. he’s not the man Derek remembers- so full of fire and cunning. their relationship may have been strained at times. #often Derek felt more like Eve being swayed by the snake than a normal friendship #but this isn’t the sharp tongued uncle who guided him. this is a broken shell. all that remained of his family. he was so lost. #22 but he barely knew how to function without his family- his pack paving the way #Laura handled everything. she got the apartment. she made sure they had food. Derek looks back and feels so useless #he was so lost in his grief. Laura must of felt the same way but she never let them drown in it #she made sure he got his GED. even got him to enroll in community college classes. #he took them online. he never was able to warm up to people the same way. he used to be so full of life. now he just wanted to be left alone #he studied English. never finished his degree. doesn’t look like he ever will now. he can’t go back to Laura and his shared home. #can’t bare to see another shell of a home #he vents to the vacant audience of Peter and his cold fixed eyes #Derek leaves. he wants to promise he’ll return soon #but promises feel costly these days #he decides to go back to the reserve. maybe he can find some clue as to what happened to Laura #someone lured her here. someone who knew them and their history here #his mind went to the worst. Kate. why would she go through the trouble six years later. why wait so long. #Derek couldn’t stomach the thought of facing her. he focused on the woods. the scents were all over the place. #clearly multiple people had been through here recently. two scents were much stronger. Derek follows them #but when he hears the crunch of leaves he realizes why the scents are so strong. they’re still here #he ducks behind some trees. listening in on their conversation. but an echo of their scent catches his attention #he spots an inhaler on the ground. he puts two and two together and swipes it from the leaves. #he comes out once they’re closer. tossing over the inhaler- he figures they’ll leave. dumb kids messing around in the woods #he reminds them this is private property. though that may not be true anymore. he recognizes the scent of a new beta. interesting.

[dootznbootz]

I think some folks MAY have gotten the wrong idea about how I feel about Circe with some of my posts. So, to clear the air...

Homies, I love that fucked up sorceress.

I love how we're never given a reason why she turns people into animals. That's so funny and so awful. And another potion-making magic gal?!?! I love that she's just basically vibing on an island doing whatever she wants. I even love the fact that she scares Odysseus shitless! She's morally gray and that's why she's FUN.

I just sincerely hate when people try to girlboss her or have her be a victim of SA when she never was Looking at you, Miller. Especially when she was actually the one who coerced Odysseus in exchange for his men being transformed back into humans. And even then, while he was clearly afraid of her, (it's in the language of the Odyssey) she likely meant him no harm after a certain point. He just didn't know that.

Why does she need a reason to do awful things? Why can't she just be a goddess who does whatever she wants? That's the reason why I love her!!! She's fucked up!!! :D

I hate what the Telegony did to her as well! >:( You're telling me, this sorceress goddess, who makes potions (!!!) wouldn't have magic contraceptives??? Would WANT CHILDREN?!?! WITH THE PATHETIC WIFEMAN?! No. Fuck no. Eugammon of Cyrene, I have beef with you 🤬

Anyways!!! Understand all the "#anti circe" I have is simply Anti "Girlboss Circe" or the book. I genuinely think she's neat af as her morally gray, fucked up sorceress self and just get frustrated with...everything :'D

#I have these same feelings with Medea and Medusa and so many others. Penelope too. Let them do something fucked up just to be fucked up #I'm a “god forbid women do anything” in the sense of 'she did a fucked up thing. That's why she's fascinating. Don't take her awfulness #away from her!!! please! I wanna study her under a microscope!'😭 #PLEASE #...I actually kind of don't like the idea of her actually caring about her nymphs :P maybe she “protects them” but like... #I see her as a “Why are all of you dancing? Oh. it's a birthday? hm okay. Just make sure your duties are done.” while not caring #whose birthday it is. She's not really shown to be close to them during the Odyssey and idk just seems in character for her to not give af #save me morally gray circe #<-making that a tag now because...yeah. She absolutely wouldn't save me though. #Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #anti madeline miller #anti circe #<-THE BOOK! I HATE THE BOOK! LET HER BE AWFUL YOU COWARDS #Why do women need to be SA'ed to be strong Miller?! >:( #...Ima say it. The pathetic wifeman is more relatable to me than Hot Snake Monster Lady when it comes to this stuff.😤 #I just sincerely hate the fact that people erase what happened to him you know? It's silly but it means a lot to me. #Also I think she got bored of him immediately and simply let him chill at her place. #She's a goddess. She's got better things to do and she absolutely doesn't love him and he absolutely doesn't want her. #I don't have with Eugammon btw. He's dead and I'm exaggerating but I STILL hate the Telegony >:( #tw sa #kind of??? idk #barely mentioned but yeah #Calypso though?? Yeah. I hate her in practically everything except Pirates of the Caribbean because that's not Odyssey Calypso