#and this FUCKER

[barghuest-draws]

All your faith, all your rage, all your pain, it ain't over now... (And I ain't talking 'bout forgiveness)

Been spending way too much time on this, constantly doing revisions on the drawing itself even while I was already on the coloring process until I was finally happy with it. And since I didn't want to jumpscare people on instagram with the money shot, I had to make two different versions too :")

#saw #mark hoffman #saw franchise #saw fanart #horror art #gore #cw blood #cw gore #cw injury #back on my bullshit #obsessing over this again #and this fucker #after 11 years or so #lmao

[viviartsy]

I peaked today.

Never again.

I am mortified.

I’ll see you in Seville if I survive.

Btw it says: “Really of all the pictures I’ve tagged you in, you had to see this one son of my life” Which is basically what it sounds like 😂

#taz skylar #istg it was a JOKE #I hope he laughed #he has a sense of humour so I could only hope #atrapada #my god I’m so embarrassed #I have nobody to blame but me #and this fucker #dude I’ve been tagging you in fanart for MONTHS #and you HAD to check this one

[odetolovers]

i have beef with my girlfriend’s cat.

#i go round and do the litters every night right. #and this FUCKER #waits while i scoop the first litter box. then i go into a different room to scoop the other one and come back to him SITTING IN THE ONE I #JUST SCOOPED #usually he warms up the night by pissing in it. #AND THEN #once i scoop that one again. he goes into the other room. #AND HE SHITS IN THE ONE I PREVIOUSLY SCOOPED #it’s a game. he is playing with me and my mind. #i love him so much it’s genuinely hilarious to me #people who say cats dont have personality do not know cats #he gets mad at me bc i mess up his litter by scooping it and then he shits in defiance like i cant make it up #i went to a work event for 2 days and he showed he was mad at me by NOT doing this little game #IT HAPPENS EVERY NIGHT i cant with him i cant #my baby boy you are a pain in my ass (affectionate) #valentina talks #i know hes doing jt to reclaim his territory / bc he likes the clean litterbox but also idc hes playing with me and its so so funny

[brionnne]

Was complaining about liking Kikaku Hanbee to a friend. Went "I hate this bitch EYES" sent a pic, said "unhinged" and they hit me with

"...

"that's just male you."

#'unhinged tired messy' #like THANKS #you're such a great friend #i am going to take you by the neck and shake you #i love them though #i do #but goddamn it #the personal attacks are getting too personal #it's not even l ik e he's wrong either #at least based on appearance #and that JUST MAKES IT WORSE #i'm just complaining about liking another bitch on top of the existing 30 of them #and this fucker #to rub salt in the wound #really kick me when i'm down #goes #'lol you' #like 'i will return the favor' #a.k.a. #personal punching bag #kikaku hanbee #bri blabs #in tags

[victusinveritas]

#biblically accurate angel #be more afraid #monster fucker #comic

[staffs-secret-blog]

Next april fools we're only showing people you've blocked on the dashboard

#original post #have fun with the discourse and pornbots fuckers

[saveskum]

The lovely shapes and colors of our companion's eyes.

#bg3 astarion #bg3 shadowheart #bg3 gale #bg3 karlach #bg3 #my gifs #getting these fuckers not to wriggle was hell but it was also worth it #the attention to detail on these faces are insane #you can pick our character traits just by looking at wrinkles or spots #luv it

[sparkburst]

It’s been 5 years since I got this card from a hibachi chef

#idk where I put it so I guess I’m a dumb fucker forever

[dogsmouth]

enough about the eroticism of cannibalism what about the eroticism of parasitism. this is our body because i live in you.

#txt #i know there are venom fuckers on here

[corvigae]

I keep having to tear down extremely predatory/misleading Scien.tology flyers in my school's art building. This is the third fucking time I've ripped the fuckers up and I'm getting Real Fucking Tired of it.

#they're masquerading as a mental helth help line it's disgusting #the ONLY clue that it's a fucking cult is the tiny print that says 'copyright hubbard dianetics' #personal grumblings #i'm fucking graduating i don't give a fuck abt appearing nice or accepting #i see those fuckers i shred then

[whump-it-like-its-hot]

So earlier in art class today, someone drew a characters hands in their pockets and mentioned that hands are really like the ultimate end boss of art, and most of us wholeheartedly agreed. So then, our teacher went ahead and free handed like a handful of hands on the board, earning a woah from a couple of students. So the one from earlier mentioned how it barely took the teacher ten seconds to do what I can’t do in three hours. And you know what he responded?

“It didn’t take me ten seconds, it took me forty years.”

And you know, that stuck with me somehow. Because yeah. Drawing a hand didn’t take him fourth years. But learning and practicing to draw a hand in ten seconds did. And I think there’s something to learn there but it’s so warm and my brain is fried so I can’t formulate the actual morale of the lesson.

#not whump #more real life ramblings let’s gooooo #EDIT genuinely why is THIS the post that took off #I have muted notifications for this thing mate I didn’t even double check my spelling #and you fuckers ran with it #good for you but also why

[the-birth-of-art]

#gävle goat #gävlebocken #gavle goat #tis the season to burn this fucker to the ground

[ozzgin]

Yandere! House Monster x Reader

Listen, I woke up in cold sweat at 4am with a vision: you and your stereotypically unavailable gamer boyfriend have moved into a new house. You find out very soon it's not as empty as you had assumed, but your worries fall on deaf ears. The tentacle monster lurking in dark corners just wants to make sure you're not lonely.

[Second Part]

Content: gender neutral reader, monster romance (mildly NSFW)

You didn't notice anything strange at first. Maybe it was considering its prey. You'd found a cheap, old house available for rent, and your boyfriend couldn't refuse the extra space for his mancave.

Oh, you poor thing. It watched your lonely evenings, your empty bed at night, your futile attempts to spend more time with your beloved partner. It had originally planned to devour your souls and await the next foolish mortals to enter its realm, but seeing your pitiful state prompted a change of heart. Metaphorical heart, of course.

It started gradually: testing the waters, or what you'd call a courting attempt. Doors opening by themselves, disembodied eyes lovingly gazing at you from the nearby walls. Dark tendrils making their way out of the shadows, just to announce its presence.

"I think this place might be cursed", you told your boyfriend one evening. "I've been stalked by amorphous silhouettes of blight and terror, and they whisper ancient blasphemies to me at night." He let out a worried shout and slapped the desk. "That's cool, babe. I'm kind of losing right now, though, so perhaps give me a minute?"

One night you were awakened from your slumber by a warm touch sliding across your body. You smiled into your pillow as the cheeky hands made their way down, fondling your curves and hungrily searching for your sensitive areas. You let out a soft moan, enjoying the moment, until you heard your boyfriend yell from the other room. Your eyes shot open.

The hands lewdly groping your privates were, in fact, tentacles. Your first reaction was to gasp, but you were quickly silenced by another slippery appendage pressing against your lips. Shh, shh. Allow the creature to do its thing, dear. Surely enough, within minutes you were a drooling mess, holding onto the sheets for dear life.

"You've been in a good mood lately", you boyfriend remarks, idly scrolling on his phone and crunching on his breakfast cereal. You ponder if you should tell him you've been fucked relentlessly by a monstrous creature inhabiting your new home. You glance at the counter and smirk, remembering how you just had to wipe your wet mess from it a few hours ago. "Keep it that way, hun, I could get used to not being pestered every hour", the man jokes with a laugh.

Does it count as cheating if your affair partner isn't really human? Although, you have to wonder if you're still dating to begin with. From the corner of your eye, you can discern faint movement above the young man, a shadow looming menacingly. The eldritch monster would not hesitate to tear your poor boyfriend apart if he tried to mess with its belonging.

#yandere #yandere x reader #yandere x darling #yandere x you #yandere monster #yandere monster x reader #yandere headcanons #yandere scenarios #yandere imagines #monster x reader #monster x human #monster boyfriend #tentacle monster #monster smut #terato #teratophillia #monster fucker

[angrydino42-and-avathecannibal]

*me working in the insides of a machine* shush, I need to focus, this is very intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intricate.

#objectum #objectum sexuality #techum #technophilia #computer love #machine fucker #mechanophilia #robot fucker #robosexual #robophilia #robot lover #the eroticism of the machine

[macleod]

#trump #politics #I don't usually do this style of news but here we are #use this image anytime someone brings up that fuckers name #mine

[nikxation]

PSA, there's a really nasty Discord scam going around rn. If one of your friends DMs you, starting off with a simple "hello" "how are you", may even joke around a little, and then starts asking you to look at a game/project they're working on, don't click the link, don't download anything. If you can reach that friend through non-Discord means, reach out and let them know they got hacked.

One of my friends said the link takes them to a very convincing video game page that has in-game screenshots and stuff, and then gives you an option to download a playtest zip file or something. That download exploits a weakness Discord apparently has for password protected zip files and steals your Discord log-in and changes your account info to the scammer's account info. Two of my friends lost their accounts. Be careful.

#discord #discord messaging #psa #my rambles #important #i got the message and called the fucker out and got immediately blocked #it's legit... please be careful y'all...