Do you ever think about how different history would have been if a young Michael Jordan didn't turn around and take that last shot, pushing himself past his limit and securing a basketball career that would later assist him in saving the Looney Tunes from an inexplicably powerful alien force?
me and a friend were playing a game but i was streaming 4 seperate tabs running the space jam song at different speeds and i think we entered a new realm
The necromancer was never suprised. Had a god that was looking to destroy the world? Not suprising. Have a ghost in your toilet who boos everytime you take a piss? Not fucking suprising. The mystical and magical weren’t so mystical and magical when you ate, shit and lived it. So, color her curious when she slams into something big, red, and ever so unexpected.
Day one at the ‘Hellsing Organization’, Clifford the big red dog confirmed? Will, bigfoot show up next? Stay fucking tuned.
“Kind of big to be hiding around corners, aren’t ya sweetie?”
Had to skip five (count 'em 5) instrumentals but, lol, lmao even, you get Space Jam by the Quad City DJs and the real answer to which lyric is my favorite is all of them but we'll go with:
Pass that thing and watch me flex
Behind my back, you know what's next
To the jam, all in your face
Wassup, just feel the bass
Drop it, rock it, down the room
Shake it, quake it, space KABOOM.
Everybody get up, it’s time to slam now. We’ve got a real jam going down. Welcome to the Space Jam. Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam. Alright. Come on and slam and welcome to the jam. Come on and slam if you wanna jam. Hey, you, what you gonna do? Hey, you, what you gonna do?
Party people in the house, let’s go. It’s your boy Jayski, a’ight! Pass that thing and watch me flex, behind my back, you know what’s next. To the jam, all in your face! Wassup? Just feel the bass! Drop it, rock it, down the room. Shake it, quake it, space kaboom! Work that body, work that body, make sure you don’t hurt nobody. Get wild and lose your mind. Take this thing into over time.
I’m watching Inquisition dialogue videos (yes, I know, but this game is enormous and I’ve yet to hear like ½ the dialogue) and I’m reminded of the fact that if Solas REALLY SUPER HATES you, he’ll greet you by saying “to what do I owe the pleasure?” in the most pleasant-sounding voice. and that’s beautiful.
[True Blue, boygenius. screenshot of this post by @metamorphesque . screenshot of this post by @sawasawako . screenshot of this post by @handotcom . "Our Last Summer In Brooklyn" by Pq Kim. Living Room Floor by Sammy Rae & the Friends.]
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Fig was finally starting to accept that she was going to keep growing up.
The world was going to keep turning, everyone getting older, the seasons passing. She was never going to be that terrified teenager covered in blood again. For better or worse, she couldn’t ever go back. She was trying to get used to that idea, trying to accept it. Some mornings were easier than others. But then nights like this- giggling with Gorgug, stealing food off his fork, watching mindless youtube videos while the world grew dark outside- made the bad mornings easier to handle.
Maybe that’s what growing up was.
Figuring out how to handle everything the best you could.