What if out of nowhere there's gonna be a wwdits christmas special this december ( it has nothing to do with the plot where they have left at the ending of s4) I love to see what the vampires think of christmas. And nandor is guillermo's secret santa but he doesn't know what to give him. Sean and charmaine are inviting them over for a christmas dinner. But the vampires don't eat...but go anyway. Imagine all the choas that would happen. And than guillermo yells: ' you have ruined christmas for me' and leaves and nandor had to find him out in the snow. It would have a few musical numbers in it. A la wwdits ofcourse. And maybe just maybe a little kiss under the mistletoe?
one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it's becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.
it's a beautiful bonding activity, but the "creative" fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that's just the kitchen.
it's all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it's a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don't pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don't move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords