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britishsquidward · 1 year

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plankton, why are you cute??

Thanks for the ask, Anon. Hope you guys keep wanting to know abt this AU lol

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 years

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i'm sorry what the hot fluffy mcFUCK do you mean SpongeBob is an ONGOING television show????

#well shit now i want a hot fluffy mcFuck muffin #no but honestly i assumed and prayed spongebob ended circa 2013 #idk i stopped being subjected once my younger siblings outgrew it #also no one asked but: i empathized with squidward FAR beyond any empathy i could possibly summon towards SpongeRobert and his ilk #(his ilk is patrick)#(i will fry patrick like an egg i DESPISE that starfisheryfucker)

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sir-fluffbutts · 2 months

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I'm sorry, some of your male ocs don't seem to have the lower private part, I mean, does the dick just grow outta nowhere?

Im not EVER trynna be rude or insult your style, just really curious that's all love your art dude 💖

im not sure if this belongs on the anon naughty wall or if this is a //gen question so here we go???

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theres bunch of inner workings that i do NOT feel comfortable explaning onto the public, but for the most part, its....just a artistc choice

for example of this, here are some "anthro" (or species considered "human" in their own worlds) characters who goes out with no pants that don't have their privates hanging around

#ask #not squidward going around with all that squidussy out in the open #also i KNOW wade fucks cause he and amber canonly have a steam baby

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kokokulto · 2 years

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Before the competition!

[TEXT] Captain Cuttlefish: Before we leave, what did Gramps and Grampa tell you? Marie: Beat the living carp out of the competition— Callie: WIN! DJ Octavio: That’s our little queens!

#cuttletavio #captain cuttlefish #dj octavio #callie cuttlefish #callie splatoon #marie cuttlefish #marie splatoon #splatoon #i should probably tag some au for this because its ultra specific #if anyone has ideas just drop it into the ask box #i dont want to keep explaining the idea i just want to draw two old people and their grandkids #also im literally giving octavio the squidward treatment #6 tentacles only sorry i dont keep track of the number #you know what #octograndad or octodad au how about that #my art #octograndad au

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triona-tribblescore · 5 months

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This you, usagi? 🤨 (LMAOOO, THAT LAST POST KILLED ME, WHY WAS USAGI'S LIPS LOOK LIKE THAT 🤣🤣🤣)

He looks perfectly normal I have no idea what you are talking about Diona-

#STOPPPPPP HGRFBFHBHJGB #THIS IS KILLING ME-#wdym? hes just your totally average stereotypical piaret~#Handsome squidward ass #....brb gonna delete my whole blog #anlfm #usagi #asks #tribbletalks

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passionpeachy · 4 months

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Do you think you could do a headstand?

no my weak little neck and wrists would snap under the weight of my thunder thighs

#asks #a girl in high school once drew me a portrait that was reminiscent of squidward eating all those krabby patties #I was. not super thrilled

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maybe-a-dinosaur · 26 days

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matsukawa issei one of those guys that just walks in the rain. no umbrella no raincoat not even a hood motherfucker just gets wet. it’s not because he forgets to check the weather he is fully cognizant that it is raining he just accepts his fate and steps out the door into the downpour. he leaves a trail of water behind him when he walks inside and wrings out his shirt like a cartoon character his shoes squelch when he walks he has to empty them in the sink his hair is Dripping he shakes his head like a dog his splash zone has a 6 foot radius.

no one understand him his mother won’t let him sit on the couch she’s like what the fuck kid if you get water on the rug one more time you’re sleeping in the rain. oikawa is unimpressed “it’s your funeral” asks issei if he’s thought about investing in a lifejacket. takahiro insists that drowning is “so this year” and issei looks “chic” when he’s shivering. iwaizumi walks beside him on the sidewalk under his own umbrella he does not offer to share issei does not ask there is mutual respect. he doesn’t jump in puddles or anything like that’s too childish or whatever but he Refuses to wear appropriate rain attire he would rather be damp and uncomfortable than inconvenienced.

#after practice issei walks home in the rain now he doesn’t have to shower #at the oikawa house issei asks for a towel tooru looks him up and down walks away tells him to drip dry #no one understands him it’s not a phase he’ll be 80 years old and trudging through the rain like a fool #water in his shoes call him squidward when he walks #rain #im in love with an emo boy #matsukawa issei #hanamaki takahiro #oikawa tooru #iwaizumi hajime #matsuhana #seijoh 4 #haikyuu

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gambeque · 6 months

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trick or treat!!! :3

happyhalloween!!

#gives u squidward 8 #ask tag

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matcha-gh0st · 3 months

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Hey. Uhh... Can I see this cute fanart of spongebob dressed as a cat and Mr Krabs dressed as a dog and Squidward dressed as a mouse?

I'm not going to lie to you I was scared and confused the first time I read this ask

did I do this right???

#mr krabs is both too cheap and too large to fit into his #spongebob represents my internal narrative at all times #squidward is serving tho #ask #my art #spongebob squarepants #spongebob #spongebob fanart

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badlydrawnkankri · 9 months

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start with childhood probbaly... or grubhood.. dude you were probably such a silly lookin grub

#squidward voice: it all started when i was born #kankri vantas #anonymous #ask

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katkalis-the-horror-fanartist · 10 months

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True

#opal animation #opal jack stauber #jack stauber opal #opal claire #opal grandpa #meme #shitpost #little nightmares guest #deflated squidward #glad i could bring little nightmares into this tbh i should replay it again too #for fun #funny #stupid also #my grandpa always asked for dr pepper instead of cigarettes #claire really is drained help her

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britishsquidward · 1 year

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(TUMBLR ASKS) Alright, I wanna try something with this Chum Squad AU thing... (Pls Read + there's some fanart lol)

NOTE: I'LL ONLY ACCEPT ASKS THAT EITHER DIRECTLY OR SOMEWHAT RELATE TO CHUM SQUAD.

Okay so if you don't already know what Chum Squad is, you can read more about it on a few posts I've already made in my blog, but the basic rundown is that it's Squidward and Pearl working at the Chum Bucket for Plankton, Karen and their son Chip as well.

What I wanna TRY and do is open an ask thing for this, where you guys can ask questions and I have the characters answer them (you can also ask me questions as well).

Ask them whatever you want, unless it's a little TOO fourth wall breaking, in which case ask me.

ALSO: When you ask, please format your message so you have your question, who you want to ask (you can ask multiple characters if you'd like), and have a note somewhere that it's for the Chum Squad AU, perhaps put that in brackets at the start, just in case I decide to do this for any of my other AUs, or just a general ask thing, in which case, things won't get all muddled and stuff.

CHARACTERS YOU CAN ASK:

Plankton

Karen

Squidward

Pearl

Chip

Mr Krabs

SpongeBob

Patrick

Sandy

Tina-Fran

And... Me, I guess?

Alright, I hope you guys wanna engage with this, so have fun (NOTE: I'm also letting you guys ask me questions on my Instagram british.squidward).

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thebardisabird · 11 months

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Matsu reaction when his s/o sewed him matching sweaters….but it’s really ugly.

Okay, but is it like the cool kind of ugly sweater or is it like...poorly fashioned together and of really shitty quality? I'm going to assume the latter lol: Osomatsu will wear it...but with great reluctance. And he'll pretend he lost it often or that his mom hasn't washed it yet whenever you talk about wanting to wear it together. Karamatsu will wear it with PRIDE. Doesn't matter if it's falling off of him at the seams. He loves it, he loves you, he'll call it avant garde and definitely won't tell you what he hears people saying about it. Choromatsu will wear it with you simply because he adores you so much. But he is most likely disassociating while he's wearing it because he can't come to grips with what is currently on his body. Ichimatsu will wear it and not care what anyone else thinks really. A sweater is a sweater to him, if you wanna wear it together, he'll do it simply because you asked, does not matter how the sweater actually looks. Jyushimatsu might be the only person who is genuinely excited to wear it. He'll put it on as soon as you give it to him no less! Just don't be surprised if accidentally goes up in flames while he's wearing it. Todomatsu...might wear it once. But he will most definitely take it home, rip it at the seams and repurpose it into a tote bag. So the next time you see him with it, he'll explain (in a very cutesy way) that it's like you both collaborated on a super cute thing together - when in actuality he was very much not going to ever wear it again and this was the only way he felt like he could not piss you off completely.

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rosarots · 2 months

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you are like nun other. happy valentine's day (obnoxiously playing the lyre outside her window) (the lyre is out of tune)(everything is just awful)

( ——when handle with care, her instinct is always to hurt. )

bloodshot eyes snap open. she takes three seconds to confirm this is not a dream, paracusia or tinnitus. ( with a blow to the head merely two days old, it helps to be cautious. ) then, when she concludes there is no demon in her head of such comical shape, she crawls up from her bed, grabs the nearest breakable object and swings it out the window.

a beat after its crash, she leans over the windowsill and meets the alchemist's stare.

"you're an awful musician," she notes bluntly. then, a thought occurs to her and she asks, "are you drunk? can you get drunk?"

#spidergourmet #bro how do i tag things.#ASK.#you know that meme? squidward and spongbob.

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just-fandoms-blog · 10 months

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in friendiversary, do you think spongebob attached the krabby patty secret formula to a memory of squidward because the secret ingredient is "love?"

OH MY GOD this makes so much sense! It's definitely that

Spongebob: I need to memorise the combination for the safe. I always think about my lover Squidward while making patties and give some of that love onto them for the customers. I will think about him when unlocking the safe too, so it's easier to remember! (Spongebob in his head, probably)

#spongebob squarepants #spongebob #squidward #squidbob #squidward tentacles #answered #thank you for the ask!

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hellsite-detective · 4 months

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hey howdy there, detective, I’ve been hankerin for some old drama to find…I want you to find me the original all or nothing post. Find it, bring it here. I’m puttin my trust in you, detective…

ah, this post. to tell you the truth, despite bein' asexual, i had never heard of this. at least, not of all the drama surroundin' it. but findin' it wasn't much a problem. all i had to do was as Google for "tumblr all or nothing" and i got a screenshot. from there, i tracked down the original post via the addresses provided in the photo.

here you are! a classic post, for sure. have a great day!

Post Case: Closed

#i saw someone say that this is what spongebob is about #spongebob being the extroverted asexual #and squidward being the introverted pansexual #honestly a wild take but i cant disagree #ask #hellsite detective #post case closed

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