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hanniiesuckle17 · 4 years

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i would like to bless your followers and dash, sooo can you give me a crash course in noir 😊😊

OMG YES OFCCCCCC💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

OKAY SO HERE IS THE DEAL

NOIR is a nine-member boy group under Luk Factory

(Not really pleased with how they are promoting my boys but imma get over it one day!)

Our fan name is Lumiere (or Lumi) and we don’t have any official colors or a lightstick yet.

Noir debuted on April 9th of 2018. With the mini-album Twenty’s Noir. Their title debut song was Gansta (SUCHA GOOD VIDEO)

They also had a predebut song called As a Star and it makes me so soft.

Their next comeback is on the 27th (THIS MONDAY!!!!!!) The album is called Up the Sky and the title track is called Lucifer

IM SO FUCKING EXCITED YOU HAVE NO IDEA

MEMBERS

Shin Seunghoon

Shin Seunghoon is our precious leader!!!!

(He was what got me into Noir. I saw a video about the best leaders in kpop and I was like)

He is 27 years old. His birthday is May 30th, 1993 (He is a Gemini)

Boy is tallllllllllllllllllllll

like he’s 5′10.

but in pictures by himself he for real looks like he is 6′2

istg he is like 65% legs.

ALSO MAN AS A RIPPED CHEST SORRY BACK TO REGULARLY SCHEDULED NOIRING

He is the leader, main rapper, and also sometimes a vocalist (but the rappers in this group pretty much fo everything)

HE SPITS FIRE when he wants to.

Really good at freestyling

He makes mixtapes on youtube on Noir’s channel. (I think he has 5 out now)

He is a college-educated man!!!! (He went to Korean National Open University

He took taekwondo when he was younger

The man trained for 8 years

He and Hoyeon compose and format a lot of their songs with a team of producers from LUK

(I often think he and Chan from skz are really similar.)

Seunghoon is legit a father of 8 soft crackhead kids. istg he is so done with them most of the time

We call him our koala because he looks like one <3

Seunghoon is obsessed with accessories and wearing them to the point where stylists literally have to take them off of him. (I have never not seen picture of him not wearing jewelry. )

he is actually in the military right now and i miss him so fricking much TT

All in all hot boy on screen and soft dad in real life

Kim Yeonkuk

this boy I cant

Kim Yeonkuk. Damn.

he was on Produce 101 season 2

he was eliminated on ep.5 :(

He is the lead dancer and a vocalist

Yeonkuk is 25 years old. His birthday is February 8, 1995 (An Aquarius)

is totally the aegyo king but denies it

he seems cold at first but has a big ass bright personality its so freakin adorable

my personal favorite clip of him is and the boys dancing around on vlive to big bang and him saying fantastic baby (its sounds so cute when he says it)

He is also a 5′10 tall boy

he trained for 3 years

THIS BOY IS SO FREAKING SKINNY SOMEONE PLEASE EGIVE HIM A HAMBURGER OR SOMETHING TAKE HIM TO TACO BELL

not kidding

his waist is so fucking small its scary.

Yeonkuk=stringbean

literally a walking meme.

pause in any interview and he is pretty much gonna give you a memeable face

this boy is so loveable and goofy

also if this boy doesn't post like 8 photos of him doing something on insta im convinced he thinks that it just didn’t happen

he never posts just one photo its always like 6-8

also I was highkey afraid he was gonna go bald last comeback when they legit turned his hair into smurfs pubes

Lee Junyong

Lee Junyong. When i say i love this man with my whole heart

also 25 years old

his birthday is March 1st 1995 (Pisces)

another 5′10 king

Main vocalist.

he is a former member of INX

his brother is Seungyong from N.CUS

he trained for 4 years

THIS MAN IS TOO ATTRACTIVE FOR THIS EARTH

vocals for days. VOCALS.FOR.DAYS.

Did a cover of BTS’s The Truth Untold with Siha and literally gives me chills.

He has little crooked front teeth so when he sings he has this tiny little breath in some of the words so his voice is even more distinct

BUT LIKE JUNYONG HAS THE CUTEST SMILE EVER (I love his teeth in that's a weird thing to say but i think they are so cute)

he is 1/2 of the Highnote Belting Club

talks. all. the. freaking. time.

he goes live alot

boy is obsessed with Yunsung someone save yunsung from him

total crackhead when not doing real interviews

never fails to make me smile

he is said to be the moodmaker of the group

APPARENTLY HE WAS IN ONE EPISODE OF MY FAVORITE DRAMA AND I HAD NO IDEA

he was in episode 6 of The Liar and His Lover

overall he is just so sweet and funny and its so easy to love him

Nam Yunsung

Yunsung is the Lead vocalist and Visual

24 years old His birthday is August 29, 1996

He is a virgooo

MAN IS 6FT EVEN

lead vocalist and LOOKS IT

he is the king of intense eye contact with the camera

he looks like legit prince charming

2/2 of Highnote Belting Club

weird af

istg he is the biggest crackhead

very extra. (as you can see in gif)

he calls himself a vampire because of his super pale skin

he trained for 4 years

he raps part time

HE ACTUALLY ENJOYS EXCERCISE

he hides snack between his bed and the wall but apparently daewon and junyong steal them

I think he rooms with junyong? not sure

Someone save him from junyong. boy is going to be smothered to death

ngl their relationship is really cute

he was also in Produce 101 S2 but left bc of health issues.

cutest thing ever and then turns into a devil onstage

a literal puppy

he is big fan of ateez and he and another member actually went to the groups first concert in korea

he is just so precious and weird

Kim Siheon

oml this smol bean

Kim Siheon god damn

He is 23 years old

Birthday is December 23, 1997 (Capricorn like meeeee)

also 5′10 babyy

Vocalist but also a rapper (he rapped suga’s part in their remix of BTS Fake Love)

LIKES TO BIAS WREKC FREAKING EVERYONE

Beware the Siheon

He has a hot older sister, Hanbit, from a group called Hot Place (Their debut song is called TMI and its pretty good.)

HOTNESS RUNS IN HIS FAMILY

he trained for 5 months

he really likes drawing and does caricatures of his members

he is the eyebrow king

idk his eyesbrows are just....

stylists do things to his eyebrows anf it just fucks everyone up

high key has the best fashion sense

others boys willshow up to vlive in like hoodies and he is wearing a freakin casual suit

BOY PLAYS TO WIN’

he is like a boss at every kind of game

claims himself to be sweet like “Heonie”

“Hi! I’m siheon! Heonie Heonie Siheonie!”

he is a litter quieter than the other guys

BUT he is so funny

he doesn't like spice on his food for some reason

yeah he's crazy

he trained for 5 years

he's just precious and hot and hot and really hot

Ryu Hoyeon

THIS MAN HAS GIVEN ME SO MANY PROBLEMS

Ryu Hoyeon.

So he is my bias wrecker. Boy climbed up my bias list so freaking fast

He is the main dancer, vocalist, and a rapper (he also composes and arranges with Seunghoon)

He is 22 years old

His birthday is February 6, 1998 (Aquarius)

anontherrrrr 5′10 babbyyyy

cheekkkkkbooonnneeeessss

SHARK BOYY

He says he looks like a shark and i agree

HE HAS A NICE FUCKING TORSO

There was a predebut photo of him half shirtless it was awesome

he was also on Produce 101 S2

eliminated on ep.5 :(

he trained for 2 years

He, yeonkuk, and seunghoon were in the Japanese tour of the musical Altar Boyz with Teen top’s Niel,2PM’s Chansung, and many others

he has a semi viral video of him

when he was a trainee / on produce 101 he was dancing to nct127 cherry bomb and had an unfortunate but quite hilarious accident (just look it up its funny)

sucks ass at games. every game. ever.

he is a low-key crackhead. he is a calm crackhead lol

VERY ATTRACTIVE

he used to have a youtube channel

you can still see his insta (leaderyoo) its so freaking cute and has predebut stuff of all the boys

he made their entire remix of fake love

he choreographed their song Diamond and also their cover of Taki Taki (which was very hot)

becomes a beast when dancing

he has an original chore to WEight in Gold that is very.......(insert eyebrow wiggle here)

has that dorito torso

(tiny waist and broad shoulders)

also thighs god damn

He is also a HUGE Vixx fanboy

Alter ego is DJ Ironman

He is very close with Siha, Siheon, and Yeonkuk

they turned him into a traffic cone for the Doom Doom comeback

he speaks a little bit of English (just a little bit)

all in all I'm completely in love with this man

Yang Siha

THIS MAN IS SO FINEEEEEEE (he's my bias btw I have never been so in love with a man other than jisung)

Yang Siha is just uugghghhh god damn

22 year old babyyyy

Birthday is March 9, 1998 (Pisces)

Lil baby is 5′7″ oml i love him

MAIN VOCALIST AND DESERVES IT

he likes watching youtube videos and anime

He trained for 1 year and 1/2

looks good in every freaking hair color

his voice does NOT MATHC HIS FACE

but not like in a Felix level way

He says his most attractive features are his “feminine features” (he says his unpronounced Adams apple and his small noes and doe eyes

HE HAS SMOL EARSSSS and i lovethem

close with Hoyeon and Siheon

but like his voice though

its so freaking pretty

it gives me chills

everything about him is perfect

he has tiny lips lol

he can play guitar

legit i swear his entire closet is black he rarely wears color

legit EVERYONE LOVES HIM

if someone is hugging anyone in a vlive or something

its siha

its always siha

everyone cuddles siha

i wanna cuddle siha. fuck.

for some reason I've just noticed this

the boy likes to wear long sleeves idk why

he also always seems to wear this one necklace Idk why but its so pretty and i really love that he does idk

he says his favorite song by NOIR is Travel (its also my favorite. its on their debut album and omg his part <3)

he is just so pure oml everything he posts on insta just makes me so soft

he is just so freakin cute and makes me switch lanes so fast

Kim Minhyuk

ooooof this cutie

Kim Minhyuk is something else

i just don't know what he is lol

Lead rapper and lead dancer

22 years old

His birthday is March 18th, 1998 (Pisces)

5′11 boy yes sir

ALSO A COLLEGE EDUCATED MAN

He went to Seoul Arts College

he has an older brother

apparently he cooks in the dorms

he trained for 1 year

he likes to play basketball

he really loves taking photos on his camera

he HATES bugs. its kind of funny ngl

he also is deathly afraid of balloons (i will not apologize for laughing at this one)

He and yunsung loooove ateez. they went to their first concert.

HE SERVES LOOOOKKKSSS

I think he is the most versatile member (look wise) because sometimes its hard to recognize him with each comeback because they change his style

he has these really cute big circle glasses he wear and just uwu

he kinda looks like Simon or Theodore from Alvin in the chipmunks in the best way.

he has a thing about jumping

like whenever he gets excited or happy he just starts jumping

he smiles like sunshineeeeee

even though he is the second youngest a lot of the members say that they go to him for advice

(probably cause he has permanent hold of one of the 3 braincells noir has)

he looooves girl group dances

especially twice

TIKTOK KING

He owns Noir’s tiktok pretty much. also their insta

he's a precious chipmunk

Kim Daewon

Thhis baby oml

Kim Daewon is the cutest thing since that fluffy little dog whose name i cant remember

20 years old

Birthday is April 18th, 2000 (Aries)

Lead Dancer, vocalist, maknae

PROTEC THIS BABY BOY

In pictures he looks tall af

actually...

5′7″ but looks like 5′4″

the cutest thing everrrrr

HIS CHEEEKS

the biggest fluffiest cutest cheeks

everything about him is smol except for them thighssss

trained for 1 year

he has one older sister

THE BOY NEEDS MORE LINESSSS LUK FACTORY GIVE HIM MORE LINESSSSSS

he goes off in the chorus of their b-side track “Between” though like fuuuuuuucccckkkk (lowkey one of my favorite songs by them)

literally one of the funniest people you will ever see

extra crackhead energy

makes all the boys laugh

he loves chicken and snacks (gotta keep those cheeks in top shape)

literally the softest boy

he's good at everything i swear

he likes to shimmy.

has a cute butt lol

he talks in tiny

literally the cutest maknae ever oml

I hope this helped guys!!!!! I really hope you can stan noir and support them in their comeback this Monday! I hope this helped @distrikt9 if you need videos or anything feel free to ask! I love sharing my boys. They really are so underrated. I did this so fast ngl. I've never typed so fast

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schnees-and-schnugs · 4 years

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RWBY for Fandom 001 Ask Meme.

Send me a fandom and I will tell you..

Favorite character: oh boy I cannot chose between the schneeblings, so... The schneeblings are all my favorite characters. I just want them to all be happy!

Least favorite character: a little controversial, but ig I'd have to say Nora. I don't hate her but shes definitely my least favorite. I was always eh about her in the beginning bc she just came off as your stereotypical cRaZy ChAracTer but now Im leaning towards dislike bc she was just not my cup of tea in vol 7.

5 favorite ships:

Sunflakes

Richfarmers

Lancaster

Whiteknight

Freezerburn

Character I find most attractive: Irondaddy 😏 also ngl yang fulfills my butch dreams

Character I would marry: yo I would marry Salem in a second goD

Character I would be best friends with: volume 1 Blake bc honestly I'm more similar to Loner Blake than I'd like to admit

A random thought: I would let Salem top me in a second I don't care of that makes me a monster fucker

An unpopular opinion: idk if this is actually an unpopular opinion but I'd be majorly disappointed of the writers just wrote off the many issues Weiss/Winter/Whitley/Willow have as just being Solely Jacques and now that hes gone all those issues will suddenly disappear. For example, I'd like to actually see Weiss and Whitley work through their issues (resentment, abandonment, etc) instead of it just being ~Wow whitley's realized how wrong he was in being understandably angry at his family!! Now he's not a big meanie anymore!~ that would grind my gears a little. But ig I would understand if they went the east writing route...

My Canon OTP: this only serves to remind me that literally none of my ships are canon

My Non-canon otp: I can't chose between Sunflakes or Richfarmers. They're both so crack and so cute, and thats exactly me taste.

Most badass character: Ironwood. You can't get anymore badass than the character who has Hero as their song amirite??

Most epic villain: you literally CANNOT get more epic than Salem and her fuckign WHALE. change my mind.

Pairing I'm not a fan of: bmblb bc my dumbass was so certain until vol 5 for some reason that yang x mercury was endgame- and I didn't even ship it, mind you, I just thought it was Obvious- and then the turn to bmblb gave me whiplash. But also bc I was never really active on the Tumblr rwby fandom while watching the early volumes so I was looking at yang and blake's relationship from a blank perspective and I just Didn't See It until they made it painfully obvious.

Idk I just don't vibe with it.

Character I feel like the writers screwed up: ohhhh boyyy... I'm going to have to say Adam Taurus, y'all I'm sorry. I just had such high hopes for him in relation to the faunus oppression plotline but he just never branched away from Blake's own personal arc. I would have LOVED to see some characterization from him that wasn't just... resentment and spite. I feel like this is very intertwined with the crwby writers also admitting that they botched the faunus oppression plot. Maybe they just didn't know what to do with his character? Or maybe they did but it was executed poorly? I lean more towards the second one bc I CAN see what they were going for, it just wasn't good, at least to me.

Favorite friendship: Ruby and Weiss are highkey cute as hell,,, I love them

Character I most identify with: Oscar bc I, too, am baby and stressed

Character I wish I could be: literally none of them. You couldnt pay me to be in the situation they are in rn.

#ask #rwby

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slasherscream · 5 years

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poly Billy and Stu and their s/o as parents? like the type of father's they'd be and all

A/N: glad you all know that i'm only here to put these dumb-ass boys in all sorts of domestic scenarios and nothing else.

billy loomis x reader x stu macher ft. starting a family with these idiots

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Let's get one thing straight here. Billy has been dodging the idea of starting a family since you started having it. He could smell the urge to have a kid on you and was like (big gag). There are so many reasons for him being like this he can hardly name them all. This doesn't stop him from trying you know, cause he's a huge asshole.

Him? Somebody's Dad? Okay babe, sure. He lists a lot of reasons that have nothing to do with the root of the problem which is actually his own insecurities. Yes it's true he's never really liked kids much. Yes it's true he's probably not the best role model even after all these years of growing up. You get the picture already Billy, fucking hell.

Stu is neutral on the subject for a long time until his own "biological clock" starts ticking. Then you both find yourself sharing longing looks at families you cross on the street. You'll be having lunch out somewhere and coo at a baby that's all the way across the restaurant. Stu happily joining in. Once Stu is on your side Billy starts getting really defensive .... (aka more insecure).

Honestly you're not the one to talk him out of his own head for this one. That's all Stu. Because as ridiculous and goofy as Stu can be he understands intimately and deeply how Billy works no matter how much of an enigma Billy fucking thinks he is. Billy storms out because he doesn't want to deal with his feelings (first time he's done it in years) and Stu goes to chase him down and tells you not to worry, he's got this.

You're very upset but when they come back the first thing Billy does is kiss you gently, Stu standing in the doorway and simply watching. There's several visible hickies on Stu's neck so you know he and Billy already made up while they were gone. Now it's your turn to receive Billy's apologetic affection. You and Stu share a knowing exasperated look over Billy's shoulder. You both love him though.

Billy was just insecure about being a shitty parent or your relationship falling apart and somehow effecting a kid. Honestly it all goes back to his own undealt with familial problems and once Stu gave him an honest talk about how you're all not #His Parents?? He's good. He's using his braincell again and he's fine.

Now onto the actuality of having the kid! You're in for quite the ride co-parenting with these two bastard idiots.

Stu is the dad you can get away with doing just about anything with. He’s the parent that if you go to them they’ll just say yes. Sometimes he’ll use his one borrowed braincell and hit the kid with “did you ask dad?” or “did you ask s/o?”. The kid pouts because like .... obviously fucking not since I came to ask the parent who'd just give in. Weak-willed! Weak-willed! Weak-willed!

This is Billy every time he has to talk to his kid about any bad behavior.

You'll have to be the PTA parent right off the bat because the boys are just ...not gonna. Unless there's a real problem they're gonna default assume everything is fine and not look deeper or get too involved because like... This has nothing to do with my fucking kid in particular? You want me to go to a parent meeting....about....repairs in the library? Fuck you.

The one exception to this is during the "first starting school age" and it's Billy who is the exception. Stu loves the kid but he's very chill and not a helicopter parent. He's honestly the one who has to calm you two down a lot because he knows everything will be fine.

Billy? Kid first starts school and he's this parent (don't watch past 15:00). He thought he'd be fine but he's anxious as shit. The last one to leave the drop-off even if his kid is fine. But oh god .... oh god if they're freaking out? Oh boy he's gonna start freaking out. Hiding it like a pro but you know your man and can see the panic in his eyes. One well placed "daddy I wanna go home!" and he'll break and haul them right from the classroom. You and Stu have to intervene.

Billy wants to hang out in the cafe that just so happens to be a five minute walk from the school all day. You put your foot down and tell him they're gonna be fine. You have to cuddle him on the couch all day to keep him still. When it's time to go pick the kid up he's out the door ... so fucking fast. He almost leaves y'all highkey. Billy and the kid run to each other full speed and he picks them up and doesn't put them down...like....all day. No you two cannot get a turn.

Sometimes Billy gets very emotional about the life they’re giving their kid. Not out of insecurity or anything like he thought would happen when he first thought of starting a family with you and Stu. He actually realizes that you’re all doing a fantastic job of being parents and that your house is full of love to the max. It makes him soft(TM).

Wanted to keep this totally gender neutral but it’s gotta be said ….. this goes double for if the s/o is a woman. Seeing them with their child stirs something in Billy deeply vulnerable. He’s literally buried his head in the crook of your neck before and thanked you quietly for being such an incredible mother. He was so sincere about it you started crying and honestly? ….Maybe he allegedly got misty eyed. Okay back to gender neutrality now!

Y’all wouldn’t have more than two kids honestly. I can’t imagine Billy and Stu wanting more than that. And they’d want to have them really close together/close in age so they grow up close/as friends. They're the single kids who kinda wished they'd had a sibling growing up. Billy because he thinks that would have been less lonely and Stu because he thinks it would have been fun. You (if you have siblings) know.... better. But if you wanted multiple kids yourself you keep your mouth shut and just wait for them to watch and learn.

Stu is the favorite parent honest-fucking-tea. He just is! He’s playful. He’s fun. He’s loving. He lets his kid climb all over him and play wrestle. They're constantly playing airplane or on this man's shoulders. He can match them energy wise any day of the week. He doesn’t stop being the favorite when they get older either. When the kid is like grown/20′s basically whatever their "I am no longer being raised to be a person" stage of life? They’d probably dead ass hang out with him as a "friend".

"Nah I can’t come to the party I got plans with my dad this weekend…. fuck you he’s way more fun than you guys-”

Billy is the strictest parent but he’s very loving and devoted. He’s the parent your kid runs to whenever they feel they need protection. It warms Billy’s heart to be that to them. Their first line of defense against the whole world. It’s been like this since they were little. If they had a nightmare they’d run into the bedroom and bypass the two of you completely and head straight for Billy. He's also a little smug about it. Especially to Stu and especially if they have a daughter. I'm the alpha Dad?? Tremble before me.

They don’t have a preference for adopting or having bio kids. You’re probably the deal-breaker on that, your choice goes.

Adoption? They both thought they wanted a boy. Super adamant about it. Gonna play football... grill shit together. ...grill a football together. You? Neutral. But all along you knew damn well you were gonna wind up having a fucking daughter. Lo and behold!

They see a little girl playing by herself in the corner. She can’t be much older than six. She set herself up a whole little mini city and then they watched as she took a dinosaur toy .... and destroyed it thoroughly. She made quiet screaming people noises and everything. Or just ..... this. They instantly looked at each other like 👀👀👀 are you seeing what I'm seeing?

Billy, clutching his chest: oh shit what’s going on You: your heart is growing three sizes you fucking grinch- Billy: don’t fucking curse she could hear you and she’s ours now-

Once they've got the perfect weirdo little girl under their belt then they'll think about having a boy. But they'd want to make sure she's totally settled into life with the three of you before they bring another kid into the mix. And ... lmao if she expresses disinterest in having another kid around. She is ... #Princess and gets whatever she wants. Whatever! She! WANTS!

You have to convince her you three will never love her less even with another kid around and besides .... she's gonna be getting a stinky brother this time so she'll still get to be daddy's (plural) little girl. She agrees and now the boys are back on board. Fucking absolute pussies.

Funniest fucking thing if you guys go as a family once again to try and get a boy and instead your daughter bonds with a ..... get ready for it! Different little girl! Billy and Stu are fucking SCREAMING. Look at her this one is perfect too. God dammit ... god dammit we have another daughter now.

Two daughters? Two? They'd rule the fucking house. Billy can see manipulation coming from a mile away and yet he let's it happen because they're both so cute running the show. Plus it's like when lions fake being hurt when their cubs attack them to encourage them to be better hunters. He wants his daughters sharp! He wants his daughters clever! He wants them to be able to do whatever the fuck they wanna do!

Stu is less good at seeing the manipulation and it's so fucking funny .... he doesn't even wanna see it! He's legally blind! His babies want something? He will throw any amount of money at them and whatever they want. Is the Dad that they'd beg him to start like... a new hobby or sport and he'd get them everything they need to do it (top of the line expensive shit) and then! If they wanna quit a week later? Not even mad! What do we wanna do this week, sweethearts?

You have to stop them from being spoiled, little monsters because your husbands sure fucking won't.

You have walked in on them doing tea parties and you did take pictures. Stu was posing for them while Billy just looked straight at the camera with murder in his eyes and you knew in your heart you were gonna be getting payback for this later in the bedroom (worth it).

Billy is the type of Dad that if he tells someone he's gonna be busy watching his kids and they go "oh? babysitting duty, huh?" he launches into a ten minute rant about "how am i fucking babysitting? it's my fucking kids? these are my kids? you can't baby-sit your own fucking kids. that's called parenting. you know what, Nicholas? that's why your kids are so fucked up-"

Billy starts beef with other parents if I didn't make that clear.

Stu is the parent that gets too into whatever his kids are doing. School plays? Soccer games? Science fair? Jesus christ... he has quite literally almost gotten you all banned from every activity your kid has been in. He's gotten penalties before. Decided to skip the middle man once and coach your girl's teams to make it easier. Chaos ensued that summer.

Honestly? Best Dad(s) Award. 10/10. Should totally do it again.

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#billy loomis x reader x stu macher #stu macher x reader #billy loomis x reader #stu macher imagine #billy loomis imagine #slasher x reader #billy would take the longest to want kids and stu is billy's follower adjkl #however there'd get to be a point where stu starts seeing families out in public and kids playing around with their dads and shit that he #just cannot parse anymore...billy i wanna be a fucking Dad now we're like 40 years old i need you to get over your mommy and family issues-#stu and the reader would have to gang up on him to get the kid they want but once billy hAS the kid??#billy: if anything ever happened to my child i would kill everyone in this room and then myself #like adjkl i'm serious in that i feel he'd even be wary during...the pregnancy or adoption progress #like he's going along with it because he doesn't think it's fair to deprive both his partners of something they really want but #he ...is wary and just decided that 'hey i can at least give some kid a good home' and figuring you and stu will give the kid .....actual #love...and shit .....like god i wish i could put into words what he's thinking but #it goes out the window once he actually gets the kid so it doesnt matter adjk;#if you adopt you're gonna walk outta that place with the WEIRDEST kid ...she's either lilo or anne of the green fucking gables #they will not SETTLE for normal domestic home life they want ODD-BALLS we're the fucking ADDAMS family in this bitch

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tozierpunks · 5 years

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Hiya pal, tell me about the she’s all that au- whose who??

Y’all are some MVP’s, I’ll tell you what. Okay She’s All That Reddie AU, BUCKLE UP! @spacechick666-420

so Richie is our resident Cool Guy, he’s SO funny, he’s the class clown that everyone loves and gets along with so he’s super popular! he’s best chums and plays basketball with Bill, Ben, and Mike (all varsity, got the letterman jackets and everything)

then you have Eddie who is an angry little punk, rumor has it he has a tattoo and a piercing on his... Bits. he hangs out with the foster siblings, Stan and Bev, and rumor has it they’re Weird and poor and probably banging or whatever (which is insensitive but Bill makes the joke and that’s just Billcore)

Richie’s girlfriend (let’s call her Sandy), dumps him and Richie - who’s all up in his feelings - makes the bold claim, “I don’t need her! I could have anyone!”

highkey he’s hurt that he was left, he knew it was only a matter of time but those are big feelings. too big for Richie.

Bill takes advantage of this and says, “Bet.”

so they do!

Bill bets Richie he can’t make his pick prom queen/king by the end of the semester. Richie gags bc KING?!? And Bill gives him that shit eating smirk, “you said anyone.”

he sees Eddie handing out flyers for a concert at some seedy punk venue and clicks his tongue, “Here we are, Richie, your king awaits!” and Richie nearly has a stroke bc EDDIE KASPBRAK? THE KID WHO FILLED THE PRINCIPAL’S GAS TANK WITH SUGAR?

naturally, when he goes up to eddie, his attempt at flirting fails. “you mind if i sit here?” “not at all, i was just leaving.” and bev snorts and stan cracks a smile bc oh hon

Richie takes one of the discarded flyers tho and decides to catch a show and see what he’s working with. He finds Eddie on stage, standing over a small sea of punks, and they’re all charged up and angry about something. As it turns out, the mayor is trying to get away with some seedy shit and close down their club and it’s 100% fueled by homophobia (bc this is a gay punks only event, everyone else go home). Eddie is up there shouting, “fuck you I won’t do what you tell me” bc he’s not straight and he’s not gonna conform to what this stupid little town wants from him, he owes Derry nothing!

That hits Richie right in the honey nut feelios cause it reminds him of his parents, who want him to go to college, marry a nice girl, settle down in Derry. He wants to go to California, love freely, and honestly? College is bullshit in his mind.

Eddie catches him and asks what he’s creeping around for, and Richie says his message was dope. “So what, you’re above Derry’s social politics now?” “I dunno. Maybe I’m curious.”

determining that Richie wants to break free from his mold, Eddie offers to help -- basically punk 101, but also just educating him? like he asks if Richie’s bi, and Richie denies it, which confuses Eddie cause he’s been flirting. Richie insists he just doesn’t care, but when Eddie asks if he’d introduce him to Mr. and Mrs. Tozier, Richie clams up.

but whatever! cue them hanging out more, and Richie begs Eddie to come to a party he’s gonna throw, but Eddie is adamant that no one wants his punk ass there, so Richie asks: “How do we compromise your punk with my party?” and Eddie states he has an idea

Kurt Cobain and RuPaul were best friends; DRAG IS PUNK ROCK. Eddie’s idea is to dress in drag and go as some cute girl on Richie’s arm and they have a great time. Eddie drinks a lil too much tho and almost tries to kiss Richie, but Richie gets him home and tucks him in and that’s that!

also during this time they spend together, Eddie learns that Richie got beat up by some older kid named Henry, after finding out Richie kissed a boy in elementary school, so ever since then, he’s more or less kept that side of him repressed. on the other end, Richie learns that Eddie’s dad died of cancer when he was a baby, and his mom smothered him bc she didn’t wanna lose him too. ofc when he came out, and she was vehemently against it, she lost him anyways.

“I’m sorry.” “For what?” “For letting people talk shit about you. You care about things - important things - and no one else gets it. I like how you...” “How I..?” “I dunno. I just like you.”

ofc that sets off alarms with Eddie, so he tries to distance himself.

unfortunately during the distance, Bill tells Eddie that Richie’s only spending so much time with him cause he has a whole bet going with his circle of friends that he can make him prom king and maybe they can pull some kind of Carrie/pigs blood joke on him

Eddie is DESTROYED. He won’t answer calls, Bev and Stan trash Richie’s locker, and both of them are lovesick fools who are aching every passing day they’re not together

PROM TONIGHT: Eddie decides to go with his friends, and guess who wins prom king and queen? Bev and Stan bc Mike and Ben hacked the votes cause they weren’t happy about this whole bet thing.

When Eddie goes home, he finds Richie waiting and Richie apologizes. “I made that bet before I knew you. Before I really knew me. I don’t like who I was before you.” and Eddie wants to believe that, but he’s afraid, “You could break my heart. Why would I want that?” “Why would I wanna break your heart? I love you.”

Shaken by those three magic words, Eddie finally kisses him, but then has to ask: “What were the terms of the bet, Richie?” “You’ll see.”

Cue graduation - Eddie has two tickets to California in his bag; he and Richie are leaving as soon as this dumb ceremony is over. Richie’s name is called and he crosses the stage, naked af, with only Bill’s basketball to cover his junk. At the last second, as he steps off the stage, he throws the ball to Eddie and the whole class screams with laughter.

#reddie #she's all that au #long post #THIS WAS A WHOLE ASS CONCEPT THANKS FOR ASKING!#tinyarmedtrex

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sawgodstanheight · 4 years

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Okay so Amanda, Lawrence and then Travis and Sal from Sally Face and,,,, Foxy-

AMANDA: (Saw)

1: sexuality headcanon Lesbian

2: otp Amanda x Brit

Amanda x Perez

3: brotp

Amanda x Hoffman

Amanda x Larry Amanda x John (Jigsaw)

THEY ALL MATES

4: notp

Amanda x Hoffman Amanda x John (Jigsaw) Seriously, Hoffman was her rival, more like a sibling, than a romantic interest AND JIGSAW IS A 55 YEAR OLD MAN

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

Honestly,

Straight, broken doll sterotype

A broken girl who just wants love and affection. And a puppy.

6: one way in which I relate to this character

She just wants John boi’s love and affections. He’s literally like her adoptive dad, and I live for that

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character Unfair, rigged traps. Also she both worked and didn’t work her short hair. She honestly should have kept it-

8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? Problematic fave, but a teensy bit cinnamon roll

LAWRENCE: (Saw)

1: sexuality headcanon

CisHet

(He has a wife and kid after all, despite his depleting marriage and obviously didn’t go back to them after being recruited by Jigsaw)\

2: otp

Lawrence x Allison Lawrence x Adam

Yep. I really said that. I prefer the cis over the gay.

3: brotp

Larry x Adam

Larry x John (Jigsaw)

Good friends, even if you were captured and turned into a protege.

4: notp

Anyone other than Allison or Adam. He likes the A’s, what more can I say?

5: first headcanon that pops into my head Closeted gay in a failing marriage. His marriage was failing cus he discovered he was gay. Makes sense-

Also, loves being a doctor/surgeon but always wanted to be unemployed and live with his lover in a cute little cottage by the sea-

6: one way in which I relate to this character Calm at the start, then questions my sanity-

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

You couldn’t kill Adam but you were allowed to live? Despicable blasphemy.

8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

Cinnamon roll, but a slight problematic fave

DONT KNOW WHO TRAVIS IS?

(IT’S LARRY)

LARRY: (Sally Face)

1: sexuality headcanon

G A Y

2: otp

Larry Johnson x Ashley Campell

Larry Face x Sally Face

THEY AREN’T RELATED, IT”S A NICKNAME-

3: brotp

Larry Johnson x Ashley Campbell

Larry Johnson x Sal Fisher

Larry Johnson x Todd Morrison

They’re all mates and friends anyways-

4: notp

Larry Johnson x Todd Morrison

No.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

Hetero for Ashley-o

Damaged, emo, goth boy-

Death metal junkie?

6: one way in which I relate to this character

We don’t brush our long and untamed hair- Highkey kinda ugly-

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

Didn’t wait for Sal to get out of jail-

And killed yourself because of it.

8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

Both

SAL: (Sally Face)

1: sexuality headcanon Hetero Demisexual

2: otp

Sal Fisher x Ashley Campbell (THEYRE SO CUTE TOGETHER-) Sal Fisher x Larry

3: brotp

Sal Fisher x Larry Johnson Sal Fisher x Ashley Campbell Sal Fisher x Megan Holmes (Ghost girl)

Sal Fisher x Mr Addison (Sorry Todd-)

4: notp

Sal Fisher x Megan Holmes

She’s a young child, plus she’s dead

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

FEMALE-

Effeminate male who loves the country, sad and slow songs, cups of tea and Spanish drama/romantic comedies

6: one way in which I relate to this character

Effeminate males BANGS AND PIGTAILS-

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

You. Got. Sent. To. Jail.

YOUR HAIR IS A NATURAL BLUE?!-

8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

Baby kingcess cinnamon roll child, little angel from god, could never harm a fly-

Wait-

FOXY: (FnaF) Original Foxy!

1: sexuality headcanon CisHet

2: otp Original Foxy x Mangle (Toy Foxy or Premangle)

3: brotp

ENTIRE CLASSIC FNAF SQUAD + Mangle + Springtrap + Fredbear

4: notp

Foxy x Chica.

No.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

Sad little pirate boi, all alone on Pirate’s Cove, it broke my heart in two-

6: one way in which I relate to this character Lonely + Alone

Just wants love, affection and cuddles, my dude

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

Hook hand.

Sorry.

8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? Baby cinnamon roll but a slight problematic fave

THANKS FOR THIS! I loved this one! I also do Franbow + other small things from my blog you can check!

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beavesaintmarie · 4 years

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star wars

lowkey otp: lol omg ever since i read that roselo fic....YOUUU KNOW THE ONE....i been lowkey thinking about how legit cute kelly and adam would be in a rom com together. with him being a super tol and her being a super smol. so yah i gotta say roselo.

highkey notp: okay lol now the dust has settled on all of these ship wars i gotta say that in the end, i don’t CAAAARE enough about the dynamics i didn’t like before to even highkey notp them anymore. like for a long time i maintained that reylo had some interesting elements but the ~traditional romanticization~ of them by their fandom weirded me out a lot and i could never rock with them like that cause lol what??????????? also the HIS NAME IS BEN SOLO AND HE IS BABEY protestestions from that faction of the fandom were mad annoying cause, for me..... he was way more interesting as unhinged, emotionally unstable, shit stain kylo ren than he is as..........tros’s beta-cuck ben. buuuuut lol Disney/JJ/Lucasfilm/Kathleen Kennedy went ahead and justified that weird reading of that ship and that character with that.............kiss scene........so WHOMST AM I TO FIGHT THE HOUSE OF MOUSE??? ME, A PEASANT, AGAINST THE ROYAL RODENT KINGDOM?????

[softly] don’t notp: hand to Beyonce, when i realized that that weird reylo dyad force thing tros assaulted me with was their convoluted, badly written and poor executed way of telling us those two were essentially ~soulmates~ i literally whispered to myself in the theater ‘wait no....wtf no’. Hand. To. Beyonce. it was.........so bad. and it didn’t have to be.......THAT BAD. but it was.

highkey otp but i’m scared of saying it because it’s not a very popular choice: im not scared of saying that im FINNROSE HIVE AS FUCK but it’s not popular cause this fandom is actual trash. but yes!! my soft but fierce revolutionary, anti capitalist, anti war babies who completely wrecked space vegas and inspired a new generation of young kids to believe in the resistance..........are *chef’s kiss* Perfection.

highkey otp and anyone on my tumblr knows it: im FINNPOE till i fucking die. i loved them first and best. and if the House of Mouse wasn’t so actively horrible, i would’ve gotten them. it wasn’t for lack of John and Oscar trying to make it happen for me tho. shoutout to them forever. :(

*also i just decided to answer this meme based on the ST. cause if i had to include the entire SW SAGA i woulda been here.........all night.

#mai does a meme #loisfreakinglane

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rachellwrites · 4 years

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🎰

- Paquita Cruz & Mckenna Brewer – omg can you imagine?? this would be one of the most chaotic and possibly slightly toxic ships ever? highkey iconic

- Sam Peters & Sawyer Knox – askfsdj;fas this one would also be hecka entertaining wow, these are gold so far

- Emmett Mosely & Nailah Coleman – !!!!!! i almost randomized this one again but thought it was too good to pass up, they’re precious, we been knew

- Miguel “Mig” Rivas & Raegen “Rae” Boyd – OK LISTEN, this would be one of the cutest ships ever?? two soft babies, i’m already crying

- Tessa Adams & Drew Donnovan – this could also be cute, lil sarcastic drew and her sunshine gf yes, here for it

Send 🎰 for me to put our muses into a random list generator then post the first five as potential ships!

#chellyrps

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espship18 · 5 years

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Kpop ship for chimchimsugakookies

Sup y’all, how ya doin? I have another ship here and I have one for @chimchimsugakookies ! I really enjoyed doing this ship, you sound lovely! Let’s go! Plus, I decided to post this early, because you’d been so understanding! Thank you!! <3

Based off of your request, I learned these things about you:

You’re 5′8 with fair skin and blue eyes

You are the mom friend of the group

Childish, but serious when needed

You love music and dancing

You’re able to play the violin OMG SAME I PLAYED FOR YEARS

You’re very friend a family oriented

Going to med school soon

Dislikes: dresses and skirts

Meme dealer

And in your request, you have been asked to be shipped with Day6, iKon, and Seventeen! I loved this ship, so let’s go right in!

Day6: Sungjin

So after I chose Sungjin for this ship, I did not doubt myself for a minute. I wanna give a disclaimer that your ships will contain a lot of domestic feels, so you have been warned. I know this will sound weird, but you and Sungjin are a ultimate parent couple to your other friends. It’s very sweet because you two are very close knit to each other, once you get together, it’s hard to separate you, and you two also know so much about each other, you two compliment each other perfectly in your movements. You two just have that perfect lovers/best friend bond and it is something to be envious about tbh, I love it. I feel like you two would be generally responsible. You make good and logical decisions, you two keep yourself on schedules, and you two also make sure to take care of one another, this is a biggie. You are normally very adamant on Sungjin’s health. You want to make sure he is A-Okay always whether it be mentally, physically, or inside(like his organs and stuffs). You always go the extra mile to make sure he’s okay. And in return for your gracious efforts to keep him in line, Sungjin will provide for you in anyway he can. If you need extra money for gas, or groceries, or need a little extra love time because you’re stressed, Sungjin has got you covered. He loves taking care of you and being that extra pair of arms that you need sometimes. A random thought, but I think you and Sungjin would have a large collection of fuzzy blankets and pillows. I’ll touch more on this topic in the PDA section in the end. Moving along, I can see music being a big part in your relationship. Okay listen up, imagine you and Sungjin laying together on the balcony of your apartment at night, with a fire going in front of you, you and Jin are snuggled up to each other, and Sungjin is playing his guitar. Wholesome. Also, I can see Sungjin taking a liking to when you practice your violin. He would think the sound of the violin to be very soothing, so he’d like to stick by, and he’d lounge back and doze off to your violin. Instead of date night talk, I wanna talk about this cuddle time you two have. With all those fuzzy blankets and pillows mentioned earlier, you and Sungjin would be nap gods, and you'd always want to take a nap when you’re home together. You two would want nothing but the best quality blankets for the best nap time. Moving on lastly to PDA, you two would hold hands SO MUCH! Hand holding would be Sungjin’s favorite. Soft giggles, leaning into each other embrace and so many peck cheeks, ahh it’s precious!

iKon: Donghyuk

This is such a wholesome and domestic ship, okay? We’re gonna agree on this, and I will explain the methods to my madness. When you are with Donghyuk, you do not have to worry about a thing. Consider your boyfriend here as a superhero. It’d be so cute because his contact name on your phone would most likely be ‘my superhero’ because you two do cheesy stuffs like that. When you and Donghyuk would meet, I can see you two clicking together right away, your bright personalities would work wonderfully together and when you’d be together, you’d never want to leave each others sides- you’d be so interested to know more about each other. You and Dong would forever be in the honeymoon faze tbh. You’d fall so hard for each other very easily, and lowkey, it wouldn’t surprise me if you two would develop some kind of separation anxiety. I know that sounds a little extreme, but you two are just crazy about each other and you wouldn’t like to be away from each other for very long. You’d also be very clingy to each other, so you don’t separate much. But you two also know how to be practical and not try to smother each other. I know that sounds a little all over the place, but you two would work out processes so you’ll know when to be clingy and when not to be clingy. I wanna go back to the super hero thing for a hot second bc omg I am soft. Okay so, the tea. Donghyuk is just a flat out king. He is a king at being there for you when it comes to school. He’s also the king at spa nights. You need a study partner? He’s on it. Need a break from studying? He’ll make you snacks to recharge. Having difficulties remembering the human nervous system? Donghyuk has a hack on how to remember- and he gets to be the dummy. Although Dong never asks for anything in return for helping you, you love to help him out, with things like little lunch visits or date nights. Dancing is a big thing for you two, and I think it would be cute if your date nights were going to different studios around town and trying out new dance styles. Then at the very end of the night, you and Dong always dance to a slow song. It’s a very nice tradition. I can also see you two spending a lot of time with each others families. You each would be well acquainted with each others families and you’d spend a lot of Sunday evenings with your families. Lastly, PDA wise, you are handled like glass. Very soft kisses with pecks on your lips, forehead, and cheeks. Foreheads touching each other and Donghyuk’s arms wrapped around you securely. Hot dog I am so soft.

Seventeen: Jeonghan

Okay so, here is another wholesome and cute ship. The whole basis for your relationship is that you two are blonde cuties who loves naps and snuggles. Also, you two scream married couple material to me, and you can not change my mind. You’re just too cute and soft! You two are also very giggle and mischievous babes as well. By nature, you would highkey baby Jeonghan a lot. You wouldn’t go to extremes or anything, just enough to help him out since he’s really busy sometimes. Plus, Jeonghan doesn’t mind it, he prefers to be taken care of, but he also likes to help you out when you’re busy and need to stay in line. Jeonghan would be really good at paying attention to you, like watching your body language or facial expressions, and he’d also pay close attention to details. Whether it’s something that makes you tick, or you don't like, or what you love, Jeonghan would always try to pay attention to those details, because he’s a whole king, and he will pay attention to those details- I promise you. Moving right along, you two are also each others cheerleaders. I try to keep my ships even between the people, but tbh, you would be such a big cheerleader for him. Jeonghan is a freaking celebrity for crying out loud! So, you’re gonna do the best you can to support your love. You always try your absolute best to come to concerts or come to the studio. Then sometimes if you have a lot of homework, you will bring it to Jeonghan’s work and while he either does vocal stuff or dance practices, you’re in a little nook somewhere, doing your homework and studying, then when Jeonghan get’s out for breaks, you hang out with him. You love being proactive and supportive. Also, I wanna make a note of this, PET NAMES. His favorite nickname for you is Angel. You highkey find it sweet he’d take a part of him and share it with you, it’s all soft, okay? You also have so many nicknames from Jeonghan’s fellow group mates because you’re practically like family to them. The boys absolutely adore you(HAH) and they always support you two. For date night, you two stick to staying it, mostly for healing time(HA HA HA). Life is very stressful for you both sometimes, but you two love to lay back and relax, and nap. Jeonghan takes these times to mom you tbh. He'll give you a hoodie or sweatshirt of his to you, and you two can simply hang out and relax in the comfort of each other. Lastly PDA/lovey stuff. You two would have interesting and creative ways of saying ‘I love you’. Whether it be memes, tbh, they’re almost always memes, and for PDA, omg listen here. So much hand holding omg, he’s highkey shy about it though, it’s super sweet. Y’all are both needy for kisses. He loves to spin you around, and give you big loving smiles.

~STA

#chimchimsugacookies x idol ship #kpop idol ships #kpop ship blog #kpop writing #kpop ships #kpop reactions #day6 #ikon #Seventeen #day6 ships #ikon ships #seventeen ships #sungjin #Donghyuk #jeonghan

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bringingglory · 6 years

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So I caved and I watched the first episode of s7 ajsgdgdvahsgahah I'm so fucking emo t i o n a l and I have some thoughts. I'm in Mobile so I'm actually gonna have to punctuate to differentiate thoughts but like 1) I LOVE Romelle and I stan her. 2) I love the whole bit she and hunk have going on and I'm definitely looking forward to seeing their interactions for the rest of the season. 3) smaller thing, but i low-key loved like romelle's "quizzaker(?)" Bc it kind shows how language evolves over time and I just hagshahzbajd. 4) BABY KEITH, MY BEAUTIFUL TALENTED FETUS CHILD HES SO FUCKING CUTE!!!!!!! 5) those flashbacks made me so emo ajshdghaag I can't believe that kid stole shiro's car. 6) ahsgahgs that hoverbike race??? When shiro fucking smiled and then dove off the side of the cliff was so reminiscent of the first episofe because Keith has the EXACT SAME FACE and when lil keith stops and stares over the edge like those Garrison vehicles do in the future, it shows how far he's come. 7) when Keith finds out shiro's sick, shiro kind of refers to Adam like Keith would know Adam? So I'm excite gagsga. 8) B A B Y HUNK AND F E T U S LONCE. 9) when shiro wakes up and all of the paladins are arguing and being goofballs and Shiro has this face but then he's like "it's good to be back" AND THE AUDIENCE (bc I watched a not-bootleg) CHEERED AND AW-ED LIKE BIG MOOD???????? anyway, I'm just super emotional and I'm SO FUCKING READY for August 10th and highkey not ready for this show to end agsgsgag

#voltron #vld spoilers #voltron spoilers #s7 #hunk #shiro #keith #lance #pidge #coran #allura #romelle #vld #voltron legendary defender #thoughts #text

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voidmundie · 7 years

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trc tv show soundtrack

if none of these songs are in the show i’ll be Pressed™ (but still grateful)

nitesky - robot koch | some kind of pynch scene IDC WHICH JUST A SOFT PYNCH SCENE PLS PLS PLS

in the dark - cathedrals | for one of those end-of-episode wrap ups where we see what everyone’s doing, preferably a pynch and bluesey interaction for Sexual Tension

alleways - the neighbourhood | I DON’T CARE WHAT FOR I JUST WANT IT THERE

sweater weather - the neighbourhood | either the bluesey face touchy scene in the car or something to do with pynch pLEASE I WOULD DIE

neptune - sleeping at last | a sad scene (lyrics suggest pynch)

bad habit - the kooks | the gangsey making trouble pls

youth - glass animals | THE GANgSEY BEING HAPPY OMG ROADTRIP OR SOMETHING / RUNNING AROUND IN GRASS

every other freckle - alt-j | i don’t even need to elaborate pynch in cabeswater

trees - twenty one pilots | uh put this anywhere, just put it. especially the last minute of it omg i’m already crying?

literally anything twennny 1 poluts pls

broken crown - mumford & sons | anything relating to gansey angst

mess is mine - vance joy | the gangsey being cute

help me close my eyes - those dancing days | uhh maybe something to do with cabeswater maybe ronan, the timbre isn’t rlly ronan though probably adam

tongue - maribou state | CABESWATER especially that instrumental kinda no- lyric section

bloodsport - raleigh ritchie | gansey being the Dad™

baby i’m yours - arctic monkeys | okay this needs to be on a Shitbox Singalong

i wanna be yours - arctic monkeys | also needs the on the Shitbox Singalong

dropout - hollywood horror | some kinda scary-shit scene for that bassdrop

we don’t believe what’s on tv - twenty one pilots | blue jumping around her room singing and then “Jane, hi!” “WHAT THE FUCK GANSEY!?”

abacus - shamen | the song makes me shit my pants so maybe some scary dream rovinksy things idk bad vibes

afraid - the neighbourhood | ronan and adam regarding Posession and Angst and Strangling and Nightmares™ im not okay

anachronism - crywolf | dreaming things and ronan and cabeswater

ARCHITECT - MYRENE | CABESWATER if it’s not used i’m cancelling the show

arsonists lullaby - hozier | ronan doing something bad, gansey being Worried

running with the wolves - aurora | something magicy / noah

breezeblocks - alt-j (crywolf remix) | i would totally be okay with this as the Theme Song

burning doves - mikky ekko | gangsey being there for noah <3

carrion flowers - chelsea wolfe | something dark and scary this song is highkey emo gtgtgtg

classic - mkto | headcanon: gansey’s fav song and he sings it @ blue everyday

x gonna give it to you - dmx (sokos remix) | some kind of washed out version of the murder squash song, change some lyrics, intensify some amplitude

mop head - edit | ronan’s dreams :’)

wow this is so long I HAVE MORE SONGS I MIGHT MAKE ANOTHER ONE

#the raven cycle #pynch #adam parrish #ronan lynch #gansey #blue sargent #noah czerny

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di-glossia · 7 years

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Vancouver Crew Headcanons

Koh -The baby of the group -Just the sweetest, most adorable guy you've ever met -170 cm in cleats -Not the best soccer player but he tries. The Aglionby soccer team isn’t exactly going to regionals (the crew team is really good for a team from the mountains) -Koh is one of the three Vancouver crowd members not actually from Vancouver (the others are Rutherford and SickSteve). He’s from Incheon, outside of Seoul, and only learned English in school -The worst at foreign languages. It's amazing he speaks as much English as he does. Very noticeable and cute accent. Can’t pronounce anyone’s name correctly. The VC rolls with it -Will probably end up following in his dad’s footsteps and working for LG Chem -Loves Ryang. LOVES Ryang. He finds the pretentiousness funny. Most of the time

SickSteve -Going head to head with Adam Parrish and one other dude for valedictorian -Film buff. Obnoxious film buff. Only Ryang can top him for obnoxiousness -Such an asshole. The VC highkey love it. SickSteve is very good at pinpointing the crux of an issue and confronting people about it. Don’t debate SickSteve. Don’t. Also don’t say ignorant shit unless you’re prepared to get your ass handed to you -Dealing with a lot of issues, including internalized homophobia, due to a Baptist upbringing and strict parents. Not the only one in the VC with strict parents but definitely the only one with super-religious parents and the threat of losing an entire community if he goes against them -Is definitely going to elope with Lee-Squared at some point -Koh's bestie primarily because SickSteve is first generation. They largely speak in Korean. Koh makes fun of SickSteve’s Jeollado and SickSteve makes fun of his aegyo, and both just find the relationship really comforting

Lee-Squared -Puts up a good front of being incredibly nice and supportive but agrees with SickSteve on basically everything -Chubby. Struggles with his weight. His family doesn’t help -Probably the only one completely and utterly unafraid to tell Henry his mind -Will almost certainly go into immigration law or a similar field -Along with Koh, Henry, and SickSteve, fluent in Korean -Has the hots for SickSteve like woah. Talk about slowburn

Ryang -Slightly nasal voice -Trans boy -Art snob hipster. Black and white photos are his fave. He’s actually pretty good but his pretentiousness outweighs it -Koh tries to gush over his photos but it’s more feeling than words -Mom is a semi-famous daytime soap star; dad is her former personal trainer. Has an older sister who is a niche underwear model -Guess who hates paparazzi -Third generation. Ryang speaks almost no Korean and he’s more than a little sensitive about it -Doesn’t fall for Koh nearly as fast as Koh falls for him -Insecure. His insecurities tend to come out as criticisms of Koh and his intelligence (it scares Ryang that the only guy who's into him is a dumb foreign guy who barely speaks English. It scares him that Koh accepts him so easily- does he just not understand? Does he think Ryang is something he's not? -Ryang doesn't know because his Korean is miles worse than Koh's English)

Rutherford -Cryptid and conspiracy theory king. -Thinks he’s the weird, anxious one but he’s actually kind of unrecognizedly awesome? -Dirtbikes, skateboards, surfs, probably a sick snowboarder. His sports friends think his cryptid obsession is hilarious. The VC tends to ignore it -Considers Cheng and Cheng2 his closest friends -Is under so much pressure to make the family proud. Will end up going to Johns Hopkins and his dad will still think he could do better -Dad’s (black and white) side of the family is from Georgia/South Carolina area. Mom is Teochew (Chinese) from Singapore. The Singaporean is strong. Rutherford is almost completely fluent in Teochew -Cheng2's roommate and conscience

Cheng2

-Friends with everybody -Except Kavinsky, obvs -Look, no one is going to like this but I have a headcanon/AU thing where Cheng2 messed around with Prokopenko back when Cheng2 was going to substance parties and racing and that shit did not go good for either of them -Prone to saying stupid shit -Has a tendency to speak in a mixture of stupid frat boy, social media star, and SAT vocab list -When he’s really upset and/or angry, he slips into his native Appalachian (he grew up splitting his time between his bio dad and stepdad in Pigeon Forge and his not bio-dad in BC) -Mixed Chinese/white. The product of a biracial gay relationship, Cheng2′s bio-dad is white and his not bio-dad is Chinese. They searched a really long time to find the perfect egg donor. Then Cheng2′s bio-dad cheated on his husband when Cheng2 was five and now Cheng2 only sees his not bio-dad during the summer and on holidays. It’s a big story and no one at Aglionby cares (it’s not even close to the biggest amount of family drama to grace the halls, the Lynch clan’s not included) -Has a massive, completely obvious crush on Henry and a much less obvious crush on literally every other member of the Vancouver crowd. Is somewhat married to Rutherford -So good at Econ. So good. This boy is going to do great at Berkeley

#trc #vancouver crowd #vancouver crew #henry cheng #cheng2 #henry broadway #logan rutherford #ryang #koh #sicksteve #lee-squared

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nimmieameetree · 7 years

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i'm just going to send you the same web series back: unups, tgtr, nmtd, 12gw

STRAP IN KIDS

unups

my all-time ultimate fave character: frick i do. not. know. i love all the women???? (Erica has a special place in my heart bc she’s jewish and good and makes stupid jokes + she’s autistic and nonbinary I dont make the FREAKIN RULES)

a character I didn’t used to like but now do: Senna, mostly cos she attacked Gemma when she first showed up but damn if she hasn’t been added to the autistic forever girl list i love her

a character I used to like but now don’t: no one, really. Everyone set up to be good is good so far

a character I’m indifferent about: Alistair probably. The thing is this is Parafable we are talking about (and his actor is nb), and I’m pretty sure he’s going to get some redemption stuff later on but rn i am hmmm. Also Mrs Grey who i’m mainly just sus of.

a character who deserved better: i was gonna say senna but she ended up getting crowned leader lmao. Probably gem but just bc we didn’t get enough time after the Big Climactic Scenes

a ship I’ve never been able to get into: zero all the canon/hinted at ships are good ones and i’m into them

a ship I’ve never been able to get over: gemathaaaaaaa (also briar rose is like the most Iconic lesbian pining shit i’ve ever seen tbh)

a cute, low-key ship: jake/wally (bc wally/daphne is not lowkey, it’s beautiful and highkey and i love it)

an unpopular ship but I still enjoyed it: ? Megan/anyone lmao she’s a gay i’ve already decided

a ship that was totally wrong and never should have happened: early on ppl were talking alistair/agatha and some part of me feels like if she hadn’t been gay/the fandom had been bigger ppl might still be (no tea no shade to those who assumed, y’all’d been trained into it by lesser shows)

my favourite storyline/moment: … when those girls held hands and saved the world/any time wally and agatha had a Good Sibling Moment

a storyline that never should have been written: none i mean things made me sad (daphne’s ex being shitty) but like… they were supposed to and not in a malicious way.

my first thoughts on the show: im hype for this angry girl

my thoughts now: IM HYPE FOR ALL THESE GIRLS (and these two soft boys) (and this nerdy nonbinary) give me M O R E

The Grey Tarmac Road

my all-time ultimate fave character: Nimmie Tree, oft mentioned autistic princess of my heart (can you believe we have a canon autistic woman of colour in this the year of our lord 2017 and she’s treated well by the narrative???)

a character I didn’t used to like but now do: Ozma although I lowkey liked her from the start because coded lesbian characters have ruined attractive female villains for me forever Also like, Trudy’s mum? Can you believe she got character development even tho she was never even freakin on screen what the heck.

a character I used to like but now don’t: i don’t think there’s anyone. The wizard’s not very good at being an adult but i didn’t start off liking him so

a character I’m indifferent about: don’t think anyone fits here

a character who deserved better: They were all treated well but Nimmie’s backstory is so rough and I’m glad baby girl gets a happy ever after

a ship I’ve never been able to get into: zero

a ship I’ve never been able to get over: trudy/nimmie what a goooood

a cute, low-key ship: omar/adam

an unpopular ship but I still enjoyed it: boqemma are great and good. coreone are cute as. Also like I don’t Ship It i guess but it’s good that lin and leone happened? yknow?

a ship that was totally wrong and never should have happened: shrug

my favourite storyline/moment: … The entirety of Trudy’s stay at west was really well done, and the arguments in the show were really good. AND EVERY TIME NIMMIE AND OMAR HAD A GOOD SIBLING MOMENT. Also Leone’s reunion with gideon dang!!

a storyline that never should have been written: Zero I kinda wish there’d been more on the mental health stuff, like saying on camera what cyrus was diagnosed with etc

my first thoughts: ok i will watch this thing ingrid made it seems nice

my thoughts now: this show… owns me and will forever…….

NMTD

my all-time ultimate fave character: Meg or Ursula probs

a character I didn’t used to like but now do: nobody

a character I used to like but now don’t: yeesh balthazar (my hc version is still alright but damn)

a character I’m indifferent about: peter/dro

a character who deserved better: meg and ursula

a ship I’ve never been able to get into: bea/peter/benedick and a lotta the m/f ships

a ship I’ve never been able to get over: bea/meg (meg/any woman tbh)

a cute, low-key ship: hersula

an unpopular ship but I still enjoyed it: cora/any woman

a ship that was totally wrong and never should have happened: hero/john why did it exist why

my favourite storyline/moment: the sleepover, and meg hitting robbie in the face

a storyline that never should have been written: bleerrgh or whatever it was called.

my first thoughts: ooh another one and about teenagers and they swear nice

my thoughts now: hell is empty and all the devils are here (it was a nice bit of popcorn telly but im glad to be rid of a lot of it)

12gw

my all-time ultimate fave character: HMMMMM I WONDER tammi belcik, liv close second

a character I didn’t used to like but now do: vic, curt and drew, started as them problematic boyos

a character I used to like but now don’t: shrug

a character I’m indifferent about: anthony? i mean like, he’s fine.

a character who deserved better: tammi? no im kidding she got the right amount of screentime but consider: i love her.

a ship I’ve never been able to get into: anthoren and all that other business

a ship I’ve never been able to get over: liviola, tammaria

a cute, low-key ship: oren/drew, viccurt

an unpopular ship but I still enjoyed it:

a ship that was totally wrong and never should have happened: shrug

my favourite storyline/moment: everything liv ever did ever esp comparing the first and last episodes i love her and tammi in sunglasses

a storyline that never should have been written: none like fuck the malcolm in the dark scene was upsetting but idk how you’d do that like, better.

my first thoughts: oooooh the person who did laii is doing a thing based on 12th night, something with an almost canon trans character in…….

my thoughts now: my good show, my safe haven, creator of my forever girl tammi belcik, god bless.

#long post #mine #caps #thegreatsapphicvein

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sofanite · 7 years

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a week in review: mmmMmmM....👌👌💯💯 good shit

I’ve been meaning to write this for a while now, just so I wouldn’t forget how Quality last week was, but things have been getting kinda busy lately so here are the highlights I remember now:

Mon 4/3:

baby lambling update: I went with Vanana to see how the lambs were doing because it’d been a few weeks since I’d last seen them. They were still v cute

I got electrocuted by an electric fence while desperately trying to stick my hand through the fence to pet the lambs (I was taking a video of the sheep and have my Scream of Electrocution recorded for posterity.) I think the electricity conducted through my body and damaged my phone because my phone temporarily stopped working and now the battery dies really quickly.

found a mystical bathtub and toilet sitting outside, serving as an overgrown garden full of plants

Tues 4/4:

a customer paid for his ice cream using a $5 bill from 1963. Apparently they’re so old, they’re selling for $60 online in some places?? Look at this thing and compare it with the regular bill above it:

I can’t remember anything else that happened on Tues, but that prehistoric $5 was enough to make it a good day

Wed 4/5:

I had cheap but good sushi for dinner with Humaira in a restaurant surrounded by Google campus buildings

afterwards, we walked around and discussed robot rights and sentience (she adamantly believed if robots could act in a way indistinguishable from humans, this proved they were just as sentient and intelligent as us, so they should have the same rights. Her <mocking> words: “The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine.” I thought there was no way to tell for sure, but we might as well treat them like people, just in case they were sentient. I mean, I took a whole intro to cognitive science course last semester, where this was pretty much all we discussed, and our conclusion was “nobody knows.”

we found some google bikes parked at the top of the road leading down to the amphitheatre and rode them all the way down the hill and around the parking lot, then biked back to my car

Thurs 4/6:

my second night working at a nearby Japanese restaurant. The people working there are really nice (and attractive). Also interesting - consider:

The girl who was training me that night. She had really good eyeliner and “+81″ tattooed onto the back of her neck. When Innocent Man Bun waiter asked her what it meant, she told him it was because she “had sex with 81 guys and got the tattoo as a reminder that she wanted to stop at 81.″ He totally believed her until I said that obviously wasn’t true, she agreed, and I told him she’s actually killed 81 men.

I’d actually already met 2 / 4 of the servers before at Japanese school and JYSO and they recognized me ,,UuU,,

One of the chefs gave me a sliver of unagi to eat. He’s pretty cute and I highkey suspect he’s flirting with me (and not very subtly, either).

As I passed by some of the people working in the back kitchen, I overheard one say to the other-- “Do you ever fall in love with a voice? Not the face or body or nothing.” “Hm... yeah.” “And then you see her and you’re like ‘oh shit’”

It was 'a dark and stormy night’ with lots of wind and around 9 pm, while we were all still working and we still had customers ordering, the power went out. The electronic payment system wasn’t working, so we couldn’t print receipts and accept credit cards and the restaurant lost a lot of money. One table paid us $200 in cash though

We had to wash dishes, bus tables, do inventory, put perishables in coolers, etc. all in the dark. Innocent Man Bun boy was convinced there was a ghost upstairs because the lights had been flickering earlier when he was cleaning the upstairs bathroom, so he was too scared to take the cleaning bucket up there on his own. (Meanwhile I was like psh what ghost? and I’d already gone very slowly in complete pitch blackness up the stairs by myself to retrieve my phone, and I freaked him out when I was walking back to the kitchen in the dark and he was bringing out the bucket.)

Fri 4/7:

I had a painting party with sweet Vanila bean because this was the last day before she’d leave for LA and Japan (she’s taking a gap year.) We:

had a painting party

saw an ad in the 3/31 newspaper we were painting on top of saying they were selling baby chicks at the local hardware store, drove to said hardware store, asked if there indeed were chicks, and we were told apparently there had been 100 real live chicks for sale but they’d all sold in the first two days so we were a week too late. I’d suspected it was an April fools prank so I’m glad at least that it wasn’t.

showed Vanadyl the taxidermied bobcat on top of aisle 3 of the hardware store. She pointed out 2 taxidermied raccoons near the cashier that I’d never noticed before. One of them was wearing a skull around its neck.

Drove to Nijiya and bought some melon pan and omanjyu, then got boba and felt disgusting afterwards because washing sugar down with sugary liquid was too much.

I went to an early Passover seder with my grandma at her friend’s house.

I heard the darndest things during that seder:

“hamburgers just make me uncomfortable”

“deploy the children” (about searching for the afikomen)

tween girl: “Where’s my prize for finding the afikomen” Grandma’s friend: “A hug.” Me: “Well then I’m glad I didn’t bother looking for it.”

9-yo child: “There’s no law in Texas that says you can’t have a tiger.”

my uncle: “The parsnip water is salty.” tween girl’s older sibling: “Just like Pearl from Steven Universe.” -- I still can’t believe I heard this at a Passover seder, but they did have dyed hair and did seem like the type of person to watch SU

At the end of the evening, I was explaining how Snapchat and filters work to the grown-butt adults there

We got back home around 11 pm, then I drove to Vanadyl’s house to pick up the painting supplies I’d forgotten (since she would leave for the airport early tomorrow morning and I didn’t want to wake up early on Saturday). I said goodbye to Vanunu as she waited in the dark in the rain like in a melodramatic movie:

Sat 4/8:

I can’t remember what I did on Saturday, but I did stay up until 7 am rewatching Pirates of the Caribbean (an Excellent film) and 13 Reasons Why (because Humaira had recommended it) on Netflix, then writing stupid sleep deprived poetry that I posted on here. Embarrassing. Probably why I don’t remember whatever else I did that day.

Sun 4/9:

I visited my high school friend at UCSC. It was the first time I’d seen her in 10 months and we had an extremely fulfilling day:

visited her dorm and were semi-ignored by her terrible roommate (and visited various beautiful places including their extensive vegetable garden on campus because DAMNNnnnn that campus is beautiful. I was in WashU’s gardening club, but in comparison, UCSC’s garden was like.... unreal. Paula said sometimes she steals apples, veggies, and lemons from the garden.)

we had lunch in the cafeteria and smuggled tangerines and cinnamon buns out

drove around in search of the on-campus trailer park (Apparently some students actually live in trailers on campus??? like a college can’t get hippier than this.) We wanted to drive down and see all the trailer parks but unfortunately our plans were foiled by a butt. Apparently nudity is legal in Santa Cruz, which we found out as we drove up the hill and a student’s bare butt loomed at the top. Like????? There was a group of students smoking (probably weed, considering UCSC), and a few were naked and bending over / running around. I screamed “I see a butt” and we started laughing and as I immediately looked away and started turning the car around, she yelled that she saw boobs. I guess we got the full UCSC experience.

Paula told me she’d seen an online forum about “The best place to poop on the UC Santa Cruz campus,” and the top-rated one was a series of instructions on how to find a special locked shack (the code for the lock was included in the post), so we embarked on this majestic side quest to find the poop outhouse. We looked for it for like an hour and couldn’t find it though, so Paula tried messaging the author of the post, and then we gave up (for now....)

Paula said let’s go to the beach, and I started singing “let’s go to the beach -each, let’s go get a wave / they say, what they gonna say / have a drink, clink have a bud light....” then we played Starships on repeat all the way to the beach.

We took slo-mo kelp flip videos on the beach:

Did a photoshoot for our soft rock album

Went to downtown Santa Cruz and sampled overpriced chocolate, then bought one chocolate each out of guilt (.... they were $2 each .... which we didn’t know until it was time to buy them)

aaanyways this is getting long and I’m getting tired so this post is coming to an end

#journal #I’ve been meaning to write this for a while now just so I wouldn’t forget how Quality last week was but things have been getting kinda busy #lately so here are the highlights I remember now:

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