#bat fans suck

[gonnalosemydougdimmadomedamnmind]

It's literally impossible to read bat fanfiction because it's all based off those ridiculous fanon tropes that spread like crazy and people take as fucking biblical!!!!! Dick was never a jerk to Jason when he was Robin- they got along because Dick is mature as hell and in one retelling- Jason was a jerk to him!! And when he came back as Red Hood he had literally not a single damn reason to treat Dick like shit! Not a damn one! But he did, didn't he? Cause he's the fucking asshole! How dare you make Dick grovel towards that bastard! Dick has only ever tried to help him! Reached out during his Batman run, over and over! Also- Dick never put Jason in Arkham with Joker just a few cells down???? What the fuck! The Joker and all those other fuckers had been broken out of Arkham by Black Mask already for like the whole run??? Jason went to Arkham after losing to Dick, and Gordon put him in there because One he fucking deserved it, Two the literal circumstances?? And at that point!! Arkham was fucking rehabilitated itself!! By Dick!!! Because Bruce had him go undercover there for real, and Dick was actually tortured there before he got out!! So Dick put in the work to get that shit in order to actually help people!!

Dick never chose Damian over Tim- Tim refused to engage with him over his grief, shut him out, and left of his own devices! He never told Dick his suspicions on why Bruce was alive, never! And Tim is not the one to bring Bruce back either, there's a whole team at that point! Dick learns Bruce is alive through tossing his 'dead' body into a pit and the body comes to life as a zombie. Tim didn't tell him shit! Tim is also not a little crybaby- Damian cutting his line was a fucking blip on the page, he was momentarily shocked, that was it! He put Damian on his Hit List, which is why Damian cut his line. And his first attempt at "murder" is just pushing Tim off the dinosaur statue in the cave, he didn't go all assassin on him! Also Dick wasn't even there the first incident and wasn't told about the second incident. Alfred is the one who gave Damian Robin and Dick accepted him because he saw that Damian needed help! He needed guidance! He didn't fucking fire Tim the way Bruce fired him, and fuck all of you for thinking that Tim or Jason or fucking anyone has more right over Robin than Dick Fucking Grayson! He tried to promote Tim and Tim walked off. How dare yall make Dick fucking grovel towards that bastard!!!

Jason did try to kill all three of them!! Why does everyone just gloss over that like what the fuck??? Why does he get a pass for every shitty thing he's done??? "Bad writing" stfu this is the same dude that without hesitation kills random criminals, people who deal drugs, do you know how many random ass people deal drugs??? Jason doesn't give a single shit about being his own type of hero or saving Gotham his own way, nor do the people think of him as their savior!! Are you people fucking delusional?? I saw a post that said citizens would trust Jason over CASS and I cannot Believe the hallucinations yall are seeing???

It is literally downright impossible to find fics about Dick or Damian or Cass or fucking any of them that doesn't include these literal bullshit fanon takes!!! It's impossible!!! This fandom sucks!!!! You don't even need to go buy the comics, all these popular takes have been debunked right here on tumblr!!!! Also Dick can do literally everything!! He's hypercompetent as hell, die mad about it!! Jason doesn't like Wonder Woman???? Where the fuck did that come from??? Wayne Family Adventures is not real!!! Those people could not BE more out of character!!! Look at Bruce for crying out loud!!! Yall know that man ain't act like that!

Edit: leaving this here in case anyone wonders what my hot take is towards this question I was asked: "have you considered tho, that fanon is more fun..."

Well of course fanon is more fun if you're a fan of Jason or Tim. Fanon actively caters towards those two pasty white boys. Fanon actively shits on Dick and Damian though. And for Dick? He literally never did that shit! It is all made up! It's literal character assassination?? But by the fans?? And for Damian? He was 10!!! He grew up as an assassin! He was actively trying to grow with Dick's help! How can yall see him as the bad guy?? And not the literal bad guy, (Jason), and the 17 teen year old who literally fought him back btw, (Tim), like old boy did not act victimized the way you people portray. And Jesus for Cass? Cass is just a prop in fanon. So what exactly about this should be fun to me? Like seriously.

#dc comics #batman #batfamily #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #cassandra cain #anti jason todd #anti tim drake #anti batfamily fans #fanon bullshit #bat fans suck #i hate this place!!! #cant read anything!!! #bruce wayne #my posts

[martyrbat]

for when dc releases a new comic that mischaracterizes him again AND the humiliating ordeal of telling ppl that arent your mutuals that bruce fucking wayne aka mr cashcow is your favorite character

#no one understands him like how me and my mutuals do.... #the bats need to stop being in other characters comic books because then the fans of that character hates it and so do i #they never characterize him right in them and because im aware of how invasive and annoying the batbitches are.... #like.. sorry about my stupid idiot blorbo ruining this characters comic. they ruined him in too if it helps. yea it fucking sucks... sorry. #anyways this was first made because i was talking to someone and said bruce was my fav and got sent ‘oh. okay.’ and the convo ended like. #yeah. i get it. hes still my favorite and for a reason but no i fully get it and understand sorry. #but also while i was getting it™ i thought about why and because god dc sucks and like. #this is just an average tuesday when a shitty comic drops and you have to suffer for being a fan of his :// #posts from the crypt

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

Must say I'm endlessly tickled by people on here who are somehow huge fans of the tfc characters based entirely off of the tf2 comic bc they've never actually played Team Fortress Classic. because it sucks

#like there's a reason tf2 is so much more renowned than tfc. bc one of them is good and one of them is bad #but it is also just fun seeing people get attached to these side characters who are in my opinion just like. bland villains numbers 1-8 #god are there like. team fortress classic FANS who are going to get on my ass for saying it sucks #their presence in the tf2 comic doesn't do anything for me either sorry. medic is the most memorable part of literally all that #obligatory 'do whatever you want i do not care' please do not start going to bat for tfc characters in my inbox i will not read it #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tfc #team fortress classic

[delightfulgalaxykid]

#prince peasley #superstarsaga #Messing around getting back 2 arting #:] this was fun!! #idk drawing him with a different outfit was nice #like imagine peasley in mario tennis #or supper sluggers YKNOW WITH AN ACTUAL BATTING OUTFIT #*SUPER #supper… soup baseball… #but like I wish the cast had oufits for baseball bcs they do for golf and soccer AND TENNIS #Im no sports fan but we had super sluggers and I’ll never 4 get it #fun game!! #also human peasley look whehe…. #HE HAS TEXTURED HAIR YEAH #The ideal thought of human him hed have butterfly locs maybe. #I should just stick w em… #maayybee #galaxy drawz!! #but I need 2 see how those actually look bcs I drew these with little to no refs lol #IN A CAR DRAWING IN CARS SUCK

[cinna-bunnie]

love when u play a game and see some recurring themes in the negative reviews, then u actually play it yourself and know that people just aren't used to that kind of game or had preconceptions that just weren't correct.

#I'm playing a metroidvania that i think was tagged as souls-like too. and i see how both classifications tie into it. #and being someone who thoroughly enjoys and is used to both genres - and is coming from a ds3 replay #i picked up the parry timing IMMEDIATELY and think it's super fun. #i feel like the reviews r ppl who r used to metroidvanias wanting more healing items laying around and ppl who r used to souls games #not being used to having the platforming/traversal aspects incorporated into combat. but I'm sorta seeing #aspects from both games that I'd expect (or even want!) and idk it's just a lot of fun so far :3 #i got rly sucked into playing Grime on my lunch and it's very fresh on my mind (⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠) I'm excited to play more later #regarding the lack of healing abilities or loot though like they literally DO give u healing right off the bat u just gotta learn the #parry mechanic! if u time it right u can absorb an enemy (or part of it if it's a boss) and once this meter is filled u can regen health. #so it kinda encourages u to go fight and absorb things instead of just outright killing everything w melee/projectiles #there r ppl who claim to be fans of the genres too but yeah i just do not feel the same sry to y'all. #i think part of it too is this greater issue with art where‚ in my observation‚ people don't rly like going into things w no #expectations or preconceptions. also calling things bad for not being perfect even though they never tried to be there's just a #specific story they wanted to tell or experience they wanted to share and did that well. #the latter really bugs me (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠) and falls under the “u can say u didn't like it without it being Bad” umbrella. like it's fine to #just Not Like Something while still acknowledging it does what it set out to do.

[neonbuck]

arven in the dlc epilogue: wow its great that your mom is nice. good for you. your life must be awesome with a nice mom. wow so cool.

#.txt #i get it though #i was his age once and i would not have handled that well either #being an adult pokemon fan is like. its impossible to hate any of these characters because they are children #and being a kid sucks i remember that. you're not going to automatically know how to cope right off the bat

[akkivee]

i stopped watching the 5th live because i think the dvd cut of it sucks but i certainly don’t remember why i think that way after years of not watching it lol

anyway guess who fell in love with the bat seiyuu all over again watching the raw livestream version of the 5th live LMAO

#this is vee speaking #NAH THE DVD CUT RRRRRRRLLLLLLY SUCKS LOL #for the dvd cut they had to re-record bat’s portion of their live #not because sakakihara-san made a mistake (😢) but because their section had sound issues the studio tried to play off as transition music #and A LOT of the magic in bat’s first performances were cut out 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #i’m not the biggest fan of the sound editing on the dvds in general even if i understand why it has to happen lol #like!!!!!!!!! in the raw livestream you can hear the hypmic seiyuu cheering on the bb seiyuu in this first foray into crowd less lives!!!!! #the way you could tell the og divis were adjusting to the lack of an audience in their performances!!!!!! #the way sakakihara-san out here ROARING moonlight shadow started from his frustration from this live!!!!!! #those little trills hayama-san does at the end of one two law started in the 5th live!!!!!! #the gremlin laugh hayama-san does just as batfs starts bruh!!!!!!!! #the dvd took away ALLLLLLLLLL OF THAT!!!!!!!! RAW 5TH LIVE LIVESTREAM SUPERIORITY!!!!!!!!! #LIKE TELL ME WHY I STARTED SCREAMING THE MOMENT TAKEUCHI-SAN GAVE US OUR FIRST LIVE ‘EAST SIDE!!!!!!!!’ IT WAS SO HYPE #ALWAYS HAD THAT MAD POWER VOCALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭 #like rewatching the 5th live made me think no wonder bat snatched my entire heart out of my chest so early on #when they were giving us all that from the beginning lmao #c: seiyuu stuff

[prettyboykatsuki]

this is a weird question but do you think someone could be like…”toxic” but still a good partner somehow? like I know it’s dumb and kind of self-explanatory but I’m Thinking

i mean yeah!! anyone can be anything. i spend a lot of time on here discussing meta and stuff and i bat for "toxic" characters a lot (toji, sae, dabi, eren- the list goes on) etc. bc people are 3 dimensional and can change at any point and toxicity is vague in that sense

but currently i am specifically mentioning / talking about the kind of like just shallow toxicity that is fun. like specifically people i think would be terrible / bad boyfriends and are only rlly nasty sexy material. i enjoy having characters i can use in situations like that ykwim

#return to sender #ultimately it comes down to it its a matter of their characterization #i think people conflate toxic for a reason and toxic for no reason a lot on here #people who r toxic cause theyve had some shit happen to them ill regularly bat for #but its fun to write people who are scumbags #like dabi is 'toxic' cause hes been thru some shit but i can see him being a good partner #but like. izaya from drrr is Just Toxic and he sucks and i like that #or oliver from bllk . that guy is just a shithead. big fan. i dont need him fixed i want his weenie

[sp1tkink]

people are insane for saying gojo is straight, realistically he wouldn’t commit to you even if he solely liked women 💀 i’m not saying he’s gay but straight is out of the question. akutami deadass didn’t confirm it, what balls are you all tripping??? anyways we love an unlabeled king!!!!!! (i hate gojo but i will fight till the world burns down for what geto would fight for)

#bat 🏷️ s #bat rambles #satosugu #jjk fans suck sometimes #rare jjk fan L #do better yall #you’re better than this

[chiisana-lion]

local cosplayers will perform only a slightly implied romantic relationship between female characters at a con and then suddenly everyone jumps at them and flames them for "daring to expose them to such things" and how "they didnt come to see that"

#and yet NOBODY bats an eye at the literal m/f couple leading the other on with a leash. just say youre homophobic and go #im not touching local fan community drama with a ten foot pole but god that mustve really sucked for the cosplayers #they got the event handlers' permission! it wasnt even anything bad or too suggestive!!!! and yet 😔 #ive only met them once and he was super nice to me and even called me pretty when i went as mayo.i i feel really bad for them

[computerpeople]

if i ever tiptoe too far into josh apologism always know that i understand that what he did was EQUALLY AMORAL IF NOT SEVERELY WORSE considering he did it on purpose

#its a nuanced topic but i know i talk a lot about how the rest of the characters suck ass. its because i need to defend him #not against other fans. but against the other characters i feel like i have to beat mike with a bat like #MIKE YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND WHERE HES COMING FROM YOU PIECE OF SH #txt

[tariah23]

Definitely gonna watch Csm soon wahahabbab

#I saw ppl on twitter complaining about the leak looking horrible despite the leak looking like it was filmed on a flip phone from 06’ #but ppl were like “’it sucks- the animation-‘ like bro shut up shut up #how could you judge a whole series based off of a low quality leak skjss #it’s the ufo brainrot bro I hate kny fans sm it’s don’t sm damage in just a few years bro #‘the cgi-‘ ufo uses more cgi than mappa and a lot of the cgi isn’t even all that appealing if I’m being honest… the characters look jarring #interacting with the actual cgi a lot of the times but y’all never be ready to call whatever they animate trash right off the bat #and it’s gotten to the point where anime fans who no next to nothing about animation #act like stans of various animation companies like isn’t that weird… idk maybe I’m just being annoying here but 🗿 #soon as one frame looks off in something all these ppl say is ‘ufo would never-‘ like man the kny brainrot it real. kinda insane for such a #basic ass shounen anime that only got popular because of the animation like man #I just think that it’s weird to Stan anime studios #and damn there worship them and see other studios as competition for the anime you like it’s stupid you don’t work there you don’t even know #the first thing about animation and production and how hard animators have to work for these shit studios only to make like $30 bucks per #episode 😵‍💫 #rambling

[trans-xianxian]

nhs, wqx, and just in case someone hasn't asked - jc?

I just answered one for nie huaisang here and I Assume you mean wei wuxian so that's what you're getting shxgdmgdndb

if my jiang cheng bingo board seems contradictory well.... I contain multitudes 💜

#half heart for jc abt getting done dirty by fans and working best as a dynamic #bc I don't necessarily think jiang cheng is Done Dirty persay in the same way like wei wuxian and wen ning are #I do think that a lot of people have a very rigid and skewed view of him that I think is stupid #whether it be that they think he's evil or that he's never done anything wrong in his life #and while I love jiang cheng for what he represents on his own and would love his character regardless #I do think that a lot of my enjoyment of his character comes from his relationship with wei wuxian and what that means for both of them #I think that many of the things that I love most about him #the anger and the grief and the envy and the desperate yet confused and clumsy attempts at affection #come from his relationship with wei wuxian and to in certain ways to jiang yanli #he wouldn't be jiang cheng if he was not a baby brother #also we know that I am a sangcheng truther but literally every other jc ship sucks ass #not to swing a bat at a wasps nest but genuinely x*cheng is so annoying and him w either wen sib is so evil #and anyone who ships him w fucking lan jingyi should die for obvious reasons #and then of course there are the inc*st shippers #just bad all around #I feel like wei wuxians bingo board is pretty self explanatory. love of my life 🥰 #ask #image #mewts #wwx #jc

[james-town]

I was so upset by stranger things 4.2 that I’m reading hopper/dmitri fic to calm down 😤

#stranger things #it’s cool if you like it of course #but #I did not like it #not even because of the blatant slander of my faves #but because of the poor writing #I had to do so many logic leaps my quads are sore #real convenient how Joyce hop will el and mike were all out of the picture when the shit hit the fan #but Steve got his ass handed to him on like five different levels #and Lucas almost got choked out #and max FUCKING DIED #I’m mostly ignoring Eddie’s death #not because I’m sad (though I am) #but because of how suck-ass the writing was in that scene #oh I’m Eddie lemme just. commit suicide by BAT #I am FOAMING AT THE MOUTH

[birlwrites]

your fic summary does not suck as much as you think it does, you do not need to preemptively announce that you think it's bad, nobody is going to come after you for having an imperfect summary, and i promise it is better than you think it is

#sometimes i see fics on ao3 #that have like. a summary that is TOTALLY FINE #like i would not bat an eyelash at them i'd just like 'ah yes a summary of a fic' #but then at the end they have an 'i suck at summaries' tacked on #and i'm like?? no you don't??? your summary works just fine????? #it doesn't have to be the greatest hook in the world it just has to communicate what ur story is about #or like the vibe of it or which characters are in it or LITERALLY ANYTHING ABOUT IT #anyway i'm a big fan of not preemptively apologizing #don't highlight what you think is bad #just allow your work to exist #people will draw whatever conclusions they draw #and they might not even notice the parts you don't like

[freckles-but-only-ginger-ish]

and with one quote, i just lost my respect for joey gallo.

#like seriously dude? fuck off now #you were NOT the reason why they were winning and are now not winning #absolutley fuckign not #for whatever reason you couldn’t get your shit together this year so you were traded that’s it that’s the deal with professional sports #don’t be nasty bc fans put up your numbers and then rightfully said you sucked #your stats began with a DOT ONE #ONEEEEEEE. THATS GETTING YOUR BAT ON THE BALL BETWEEN 0-20% OF THE TIME #AND SAYING YOU WOULDNT FIX YOUR SWING AFTER CONSISTENTLY MISSING BALLS UP AND AWAY #this is just not it like i’m mad now. that whole team still loved him what a dick move this is #ny yankees #new york yankees #joey gallo