#being a Massive Bitch

[faillen]

why’d they have to kill Balthazar :(

#still annoyed by it #can you imagine how great it would’ve been to have him boppin’ around in later seasons? #being a Massive Bitch #constantly needling Cas about his crush #and also: hey. hey. remember when you LIED TO ME and opened PURGATORY? #Balthazar would make a purgatory? more like pur-gay-tory joke #we were robbed #also he just would’ve been a fun ally for them #and a good counterpoint to Cas’s undying devotion #the rest of the angels’ disinterest #and Crowley active manipulation disguised as help #he helps when he can! he has hard boundaries #he doesn’t care enough to screw them over but does care enough to help as long as it won’t screw /him/ over #underrated character #spn

[tragedyslut]

🩷 summary — soft!dom abby that hates seeing you cry during sex, y'all establish a safeword <33

you and Abby were in bed together. her strap was deep inside of you and she was grinding into you quite hard. you were so overstimulated. you were moaning and whimpering, squirming around. it felt so good, but it was too much. you wanted to tell her to stop. but you couldn't, eventually you just whimpered then started sobbing.

Abby panicked at first. she immediately tried to pull out, but then she heard you whimper. not in a good way, in a pained way. she kept on getting more panicked.

" baby.. baby are you okay? " she whispered, wiping your tears as you kept sobbing. you could only manage to shake your head. Abby pulled out the strap as carefully as she could. after that, she cleaned you up, still panicky.

she gave you a soft hug, and you melted into her grasp.

" 'm sorry. just got overstimulated. " you mumbled. she just hugged you tighter.

" hun you gotta tell me to stop. I don't wanna hurt you. " she muttered, stroking your hair.

" .. can I get dressed please.. "

she immediately nodded, letting you get up. you got dressed, and then layed back down with her. " we should probably have a safeword. " you mumbled, now half asleep. Abby nodded. " how about uhm.. pigeon? " she said, giggling as soon as she said it. you also started laughing.

" that's fuckin' stupid. how about like.. mango? " you giggled, rolling over onto your back.

" okay and thats not stupid?! but fine, mango it is. " she said sarcastically, softly pulling you closer.

" its cause your heads the size of a mango. " you muttered teasingly, falling asleep basically immediately after you said it. Abby only giggled, gasping in an 'oh-so-offended' way. she then pulled you closer, falling asleep herself.

#Spotify #ellie tlou #joel tlou #the last of us #tlou #tlou2 #ellie tlou smut #ellie williams smut #abby the last of us #abby tlou #abby anderson #abby is scary as fuck #abby being the dom bitch that she is #abby smut #ellie being a massive sub #sub ellie williams

[teddybeartoji]

i'm kind of obsessed with the idea of gojo never driving. like ever. he knows how to drive, he just doesn't like it. he LOVES being the passenger princess and he LOVES taking the public transport.

suguru and shoko both drive (they both also have very sexy cars. like some older cars yk... hear me out shoko with some kind of a convertible?? smoking as her hair flows in the air?? very hot i would say...). sugu and shoko keep complaining about the music he plays but they let him be the dj every single time anyway. satoru doesn't mind sitting in the back either btw. by passenger princess i guess i just meant that he loves to be in the car with his friends lmao. whenever he sits in the back – he's having a party on his own. he has snacks (which he always shares. sugu and shoko just need to open their mouths and satoru is feeding them immediately. they don't even have to ask for it. he sometimes whines about them eating a lot but he still feeds them without a second thought) and he's just loving life back there. he's staring out of the window, slipping from one side of the car to the other and pointing out just about everything he sees. kind of like a child but yk, it's sweet. sometimes he falls asleep in the weirdest fucking positions possible and then wakes up with a terrible neck pain and pouts when his friends laugh at him.

when he's sitting in the front... he's doing all of the same fucking things who am i kidding. he's eating, he's singing, he's pressing his face right against the window and earning a flick to his head for it. also he's fucking AWFUL with maps. idk that just feels right. never ask him any kind of directions bc you'll just get even more lost than you were before; so the only thing satoru is forbidden to in the car is being the gps. actually i kind of have a feeling that shoko isn't that great at it either lmao.... imagine suguru is just sighing loudly before yanking the map from their hands (fuck technology ig) and figuring out where they are on his own while the two of them just laugh their hearts out wahh i love them so fucking much

he looooves the public transport okay. he loves the little rush he gets when he's almost late to the bus; heaving and panting as he barely makes it with a stupid smile on his face. he also loves to blame the subway for being late, it's literally his favourite excuse and whenever somebody tells him to either get a car or idk take the earlier one – he just says that it's boring. because it is!!!! to him it is. he likes to try and enjoy the small things in life and the public transport is sometimes one of those things. he observes everything, he sees everything and he loves telling people about his adventures. the old lady with the rat, the guy with the hair, the man who was naked? yeah, it's all so exciting to him. honestly, i can't really think of anything about the public transport that make him upset in any way. maybe this is a reach but he's just curious little guy okay... he likes to experience new things and whatever might happen on a bus or a tram or a subway is just one of those new things okay.... let him do his thing..... OKAYY anyway i love this man so so so much<333 thank you for listening to my ramble i love you all mwah mwah

#GUYS DO YOU SEE MY VISION #sometimes i think i might be projecting onto him a little too much so yk.... #just tell me if it's too crazy #i also don't like to drive btw if that wasn't clear enough lmao #and i like the public transport on days where my anxiety isn't being a massive bitch #i think it's fun and you just get to see so many Things #it's exciting #hihihi anywayy #sugu and shoko have sexy cars CANONNNN #bc i said so #hihihihi #thanks for reading my lovelies #angel boy #mickey is daydreaming #gojo satoru #gojo satoru headcanons #gojo satoru hcs #jjk headcanons #jjk gojo

[onewholivesinloops]

not to sound like an elitist but it's really crazy to me that people ever got mad at ryukishi for not explicitly spelling out the solution in the sound novels when the love duel in ep6 is him shoving it down the reader's throat in the least subtle way possible. zepar and furfur make shannon and kanon walk 19 steps away from each other before they give the signal to start the duel bc it's the number that's been the most important since the beginning of the story and they straight up say it's the age of the true territory lord of the gameboard (and just the previous ep was centered around the mystery of the baby from 19 years ago that natsuhi pushed off a cliff and it was heavily implied that shannon is connected to them) and the rest of the duel is also beating the reader over the head with shkanontrice with all of the talk about how it takes two to create a universe and furniture having 'incomplete souls' that make them count as less than a person, making the duel necessary bc only one pair of lovers can succeed bc of this, and the outcome is literally the losers, who are kanon and chick beatrice, merging with shannon to revive beatrice

#it's insane to me that theories like rosatrice were ever taken seriously #but it's really funny bc it's massive copium #people saying shkanon wasn't planned also reads as a bad cope #especially when ep1 has plenty of hints and ep2 is all about them #and ep3 has the linked closed rooms that can only be solved with shkanon #i will also not take you seriously if you bitch about how 'pretentious' ikuko/featherine is in this ep #yeah it's not subtle and it's obviously ryukishi self-inserting to say these things but he's earned it all things considered #and he was going through hard times being harassed by readers while grieving his best friend at the time #umineko #gamo.txt

[turtletoria]

wordgirl oc ^_^ her name is dr. splice and shes a menace

#turtlearts #wordgirl #wg #my ocs #all my ocs are like the same but different flavors #sorry i dont have an original bone in my body #>_> #also. she literally came to me in a dream #the dream went like this: wordgirl and post squeaky boxleitner are just chilling in the lab that also looked like wordgirls secret hideout #because dream logic. anyway theres a huge screen and suddenly the screen opens up and dr splice shows up and shes sort of like #muahahaha wordgirl give me all the money in the city (or whatever) or i'll destroy the whole city (shes got like a massive crushing machine #hovering over the skyline) #and she also mentions that if wordgirl or huggy tries to destroy it then the machine will automatically activate #wordgirl is like. huggy is smaller maybe he can take it? but splice says that hes still too heavy and she laughs evilly and the screen goes #off. so boxy wordgirl and huggy are sitting there like what do we do??!?!? #and then boxleitner thinks to use squeaky to bite wires to break the machine from the inside and since hes so small he might not destroy #everything. but also hes squeaky and hes being a persnickety little bitch that just wants to chill in his enclosure. until boxleitner sort #of makes a deal to give him all the cheese he wants if he helps them just this time #to which squeaky begrudgingly agrees to. then my dream ends with squeaky wearing tiny little equipment before they like drop him off to do #the job. lol #anyway that was my dream #i have more character notes (non-dream sadly) for splice but i will add on another post later maybe since these tags are hella long

[elven-child]

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#this is a hater moment but. #god the gomens fandom was so much better in 2019 there was so much religious meta #discussions of catholic and jewish beliefs and behaviours in aziraphale and crowley #most people acknowledged that aziraphale is a massive bitch #more people knew the book #yeah the discussions about queerbaiting were stupid #but aziraphale and crowley were so unique. they were an old married couple. they were platonic. they had their own thing going on #also there was just more to be analysed in s1 and people were RUNNING with it #the free will! heaven and hell being the same! the role of god in the story! the humanity!! #the fandom was never perfect #but now it's just WILDLY mischaracterised and woobified versions of a&c everywhere #it's hard to recognise it as good omens anymore...... #i was hyperfixating on good omens for all of 2019 and more #and watching it - and the fandom - become a woobified hollow version of itself is just sad you know #okay hater moment over #I just feel like I was pretty quiet about s2 when it came out? and now that s3 is confirmed I'm like. actually I have opinions #elven-child rambles into the void #good omens critical #<- if anyone has the tag blocked

[riacte]

I am a person who loves the beginning of HC seasons because of the intermingling and I’ve experienced like, 4 seasons ending now? And HC9 ending still affected me more than any other season ending. Like logically I knew it was going to end and logically I knew now would be the best time and logically I knew they would have to announce it sometime, but it still blew me out of the water for some reason 🤡 I thought we were going to get more Decked Out but I guess it wasn’t enough to expand it past the holiday season.

Or maybe it’s how Ren shouldn’t make announcements on behalf of the server again in the most dramatic way because he scared his chat to death before he announced “Season Ten was coming to an end” and we were like ????!?!?!? until Impulse stepped up and gave us an actual rundown.

#i get it the newbies may be annoying about it but im not a newbie and i got whiplash lol #yeah for some reason ren’s chat thought he was gonna announce he was quitting. logically we all know it wasn’t happening- #but the context clues fucked a lot of us up massively #people on dash being like ‘not bitches being sad about hc9 ending we all saw it coming’ it’s me. im bitches #to be fair. everyone was doomsaying hc9 was ending for a good while and i guess i ricocheted in the other way out of spite #‘somebody tell the newbies this is normal’ this is my fourth time doing this and the first time i actually felt. yknow. #ANYWAYS thank you hcvh for not ending 🙏🙏🙏🙏 #moving houses to the vodskall channel #ria.txt #personal

[chewysgummies]

Just randomly thought about where killbot 86 came from and thinking he come from a company that produces these series of bounty hunter bots and we would get the chance to meet his main boss/creator or some shit

#chewys notes #killbot 86 #woy #wander over yonder #if i don't get killbot 86 origin in season 3 #what even was the point #oops being a massive hater again #but you gonna understand #that i love killbot 86 so much #that i straight up IGNORED both the show & the main cast's existence #Only him #like shut up #i dont care #maybe if you bring up about killbot 86 then I'll listen #again im just being a bitch #no hard feelings

[museenkuss]

Things to write about — XX

[for the languid, the perverse, the homosexuals, the spoiled and decadent. no nouveau-prudishness. no waxed bodies.]

I. mirrors, foaming champagne, scraped knees

II. tear-stained silk

III. the scent of leather, pink cheeks, dark chocolate

IV. tender cruelty

V. the honeyed light of a late morning, smudged lipstick (alternatively: bitten lips), fresh ink

VI. curls sticking to flushed skin

VII. mysterious bruises, red wine, white cotton

VIII. sweet nightmares

IX. nylon-shimmering legs, a voice in the dark, macerated strawberries

X. Sehn[sucht] or home[sickness]

#what I wanted here was 5 sets of threes and 5 bullet points that tell a story in itself #also this isn't half as extreme as the little disclaimer might make it sound #but I was massively uncomfortable with this being seen by a certain crowd of people #or well. multiple. if some c0.qu.ette bitch lays eyes on this: begone. vanish. #xx #prompts #musenkuss

[tragedyslut]

🩷 summary — abby motorcycle au<33

imagine : abby cleaning her motorcycle like its her baby, stroking her hands along it and constantly mumbling about how much she loves it. sometimes you wished you were that damn motorcycle, she loved it so much. she spent so much time riding it and taking care of it. it was all worth it though because she'd let you ride it with her, holding onto her hips as she does. you would occasionally trace your hands over her abs, giggling slightly, which was all fine until you accidentally tickled her and she'd push your hand away. you loved doing that, it was hilarious.

you would watch her repair it in the garage of your shared house, getting all sweaty from it and crouching down so she could get the right part. the way she wiped the sweat off her brow, and got the oil all over her hands was so attractive.

you loved her driving you to dates on the back of her motorcycle, looking back every so often to check you were all good.

you might've been scared at first, because being on the back of a motorcycle doesn't really sound the safest, but with abby you felt safe no matter what. she'd never push you to go on it with her if you didn't want to.

you two would take long drives at night, where she'd eventually stop and you two would just talk. about literally anything.

#Spotify #ellie tlou #joel tlou #the last of us #tlou #tlou2 #ellie tlou smut #ellie williams smut #abby the last of us #abby tlou #abby anderson #abby is scary as fuck #abby being the dom bitch that she is #abby smut #ellie being a massive sub #sub ellie williams

[yikes-ajax]

Thinking about how deranged this thanksgiving was.

I hit a kid with my cane. I popped so many painkillers. I hit a kid with my cane again. I went black Friday shopping and came back only with things that weren't on sale. I hit that kid with my cane so hard in the shin he's gonna need a cane, too. I had a religious crisis. I threw my cane at that kid in the passenger seat because he said I don't need handicap parking. Some dude dressed in a really nice santa costume was just standing at the end of his driveway waving at cars and I barked violently at him. I fucking punched that kid. I spent more money on a dog than my family. I still bought that kid ice cream because I hate him but I hate the company I took the money from more. At some point I just fell asleep under the dinner table. I played Minecraft with that kid and he's a fucking loser. I had a whole therapy session in the car trauma dumping for the two hour drive home. I'm going to ruin that kids life I'm just too tired right now. It's been days and I still feel hungover. I didn't even drink.

Needless to say I think the spirit of doctor House possessed me for thanksgiving. Either way 10/10 would do again and Christmas is either gonna put me in jail or back on Lexapro

#GUYS DONT THINK I WAS JUST ATTACKING THAT KID FOR NO REASON HE KEPT KICKING MY CANE OUT FROM UNDER ME AND BEING A BITCH #also hes not a kid hes a teenager and he plays football he can take some hits #anyways ive never had a thanksgiving this wild #there wasnt any family drama either??? #it was just all me im the problem here and i enjoy it massively #hahah im not okay yall 🤠 #my nana tucked me into bed like i was still a little kid though and i just wanted to cry right there on spot #i feel so blessed 😊😊😊 *explosions in background* #WAIT FOR THAT KID TO CATCH ME WITH MY CRUTCHES I NEARLY KILL PEOPLE WHILE USING THEM WITHOUT TRYING WAIT UNTIL IM ACTUALLY BLOODTHIRSTY #hmbmbngg i am. calm and......... collected #i must say it again i shouldnt be allowed to post past midnight #send help #shitpost #shitposting #thanksgiving #dr house #dr greg house #dr gregory house #hate crimes md

[lavenoon]

WHO SENT ME CRABS

#answer let luce #anonymous #hold on tumblr is being a MASSIVE bitch I have a doodle of my live reaction waking up #but it simply will not let me add the picture #I *hope* a reblog will work #in any case thank you but also come out come out so I can affectionately murder you <3

[cocolacola]

i know it's been THREE YEARS but i feel like we need an entire fandom socratic seminar about anduin saying "you deserve more than that, my father is dead because of you"

#it's just so much #and the fact that it was prompted by wrathion saying he deserved that #like he's fully willing to admit he's in the wrong to anduin #i feel like that's why he didnt return for so long until the situation became dire #love my avoidant king #at least anduin got him back cuz now hes been off the grid for 2 years #also i could argue about anduin blaming wrathion for the massive snowball effect leading up to his dad's death is... a little harsh #but that's all opinions and me being a wrathion apologist (bad i know) #swag punch a bitch #warcraft #anduin wrynn #wrathion #no ship tags we ANALYZE in this mf

[skiitter]

no one talk to me i've been reading destiel fics for four straight days and i don't have a single compelling reason as to why.

#my life is just in absolute flux rn #living in my best friends guest room with ALL my shit AND my husband AAAANDDDD our cat until friday really has me fucked up #not to mention finding a new job #and moving AGAIN this weekend #ugh #look sometimes a bitch just wants a veritable feast of options okay??? #do you have ANY IDEA the depth of variety to be found in massive ships???? #its unreal #i've exhausted dhr and furthermore have more or less moved on from that ship and fandom for now #and like i've seen all of supernatural i love cas #so anyway whatever im living my best life #destiel #also a lot of my beloved mutuals are having supernatural moments rn and i am being influenced

[superfruitland]

Yes baby, we love your art <3 It's so soft and clear, do you maybe have a Sona?

sobbing, thank you all so very much. yall gotta stop eating my shit tHO GUYS--

and i do, multiple technically, but i like this totally-not-just-me-sona, with a trait or two exaggurated to fit each situation best. mutuals know this loser pretty well lol.

under the cut there's some art of this dude!

and of course, my new favourite drawing of my sona! made for an upcoming minecraft pvp event, hosted by lee jitsu 🤍

i love my sona to death

#*slaps top of head* this bitch can fit so much lore in him #lee's art #lee's a massive idiot #him and i are separate beings #i love him to death i would kill for him #but me? loser. buffoon. #/lhj

[mlady-magnolia]

What was the nonsense this time? It was Grace’s fault.

Also big thanks to @siewmai for the last nonsense idea hehe

#okay but i love how the ilsalanna one turned out #i love alanna being a dumb bitch and ilsa being tired of her shit #alanna is the worst and i love her #i stand by the fact that her favourite drink is hot chocolate #hot chocolate with a ton of marshmallows and whip because she has a massive sweet tooth #anyway julia and luther being the only adults of the group #julia mentally preparing to patch grace up once she inevitably hurts herself #the imf never stop making her more and more concerned for the future of humanity #alanna mitsopolis #white widow #ilsa faust #julia meade #luther stickell #mission impossible #college au #ilsalanna #alanna mitsopolis my beloved #ilsa faust my beloved #julia meade my beloved #art #sunkissed doodles