#biology jokes

[hutiapendra]

Phylogenetic tree of the Cenobites

#comics #shitpost #hellraiser #jackass #looney tunes #phylogeny #taxonomy #biology jokes

[deesi-academia]

couldn't sleep because of my toxic relationship with my boyfriend (pineal gland) who like, never showers me with love (melatonin)

#:((( #bio humor is how i learn okay #chaotic academia #humor #memes #academia #biology #science #science jokes #biology jokes

[goatboyy]

science joke of the day!

#science #science jokes #dna #funny jokes #dna jokes #biology jokes #biology #Deoxyribonucleic acid #funny #comedy

[heartless-aro]

Aromantic culture is when you put an aro on a specially prepared nutrient medium in a petri dish and allow time for growth

#aro #aromantic #aro culture #aro pride #biology jokes

[the-bio-babe]

But fist, let me take a cell-fie

#dad jokes #biology jokes #cellfie #cell-fie #biology #cellular biology #cells #biobabe

[foe-of-fate]

Submissive science major? Call that biodegradable

#idk why my brain came up with this joke #is it funny? #no one knows #random thoughts with rowan #biology memes #biology jokes

[terminallyworkingonit]

I don’t sort my m&m’s by color and eat them in sequential order because I’m

“probably neurodivergent.”

I do it because as an omnivore my body is built for a varied diet, so I can’t eat too much of the same thing at once.

#meme #neurodivergent #humor #*sorts your m&m’s* #shit i say #ba dum tss #text post #biology jokes #terrible jokes #terminallyworkingonit

[eeleye-mcshitposts]

by calling someone a cloaca, you can call them a pussy, a dick, and an asshole all at the same time.

#shitpost #biology #biology jokes #science jokes

[saintsarefake]

if an asexual and an asexual have a child before realising either of them are asexual i guess you could say they asexually reproduced

#laugh or i will eat you #asexual #jjokes #funny #hehehaha #lgbt #lgbtq #science jokes #biology jokes #i think

[gammaphied]

There are 207,826 cats inside of you. They all code for histidine.

#biology #dumb jokes #biology jokes #cats #actually using the tags like some neurotypical smh my head

[everchanging-cryptid]

call me unsaturated fat the way I’m not straight

#nonsense #biology jokes

[vault11overseer]

[picks up a pokemon that’s part of a 2-form evolutionary line] is this the medusa or the polyp

#biology jokes #jellyfish are so fucked up i love those little dudes

[catastrophic-chaoss]

Today I saw someone with an ac/dc shirt but it actually said at/gc with with a dna strand in place of the lightning bolt

I want it

#biology jokes #it is very funny #moment of genius #I might be a nerd #who needs ac/dc when you have at/gc #thank you random stranger

[littlemisslaubinger]

Taking to other people, who live very different lives from me

My brain: I wanna study you like an E.coli bacterium

#neurodivergencies #adhd brain #trauma child #stem student #biology jokes

[quarkthetiger]

#we have a fungus among us #seriously though did she know #Candida #fungus #yeast infection #furry #fursona #biology jokes

[sergeantnarwhalwrites]

Me hungry and tired in microbio: Comes up with super specific joke that only a select group would understand.

Oh shit did you travel through the golgi apparatus? Your cisgendered is gone. (Stupid I know)

-For peeps that don't understand the golgi apparatus is an organelle in a eukaryotic cell (plant or animal). It has a cis face and a trans face and proteins and lipids are transported, modified, ans packaged through it from cis to trans.

#Personal #science #terrible jokes #biology #biology jokes