#bomb jolteon

[hallowshumour]

Quick lil jolteon sona

💥⚡️💣‼️

#my art #art #digital art #furry #oc #anthro #fursona #illustration #personal art #jolteon #pokemon #pokesona #pokeblr #electric type #bomb jolteon #boom #red #yellow

[iggykoopaiskool]

So this took like... 2 and a half days. to make... so ...yuh.

#lemmy koopa #morton koopa jr #ludwig von koopa #wendy o koopa #iggy koopa #larry koopa #roy koopa #eeveelutions #jolteon #vaporeon #leafeon #sylveon #espeon #flareon #glaceon #thx bff besso for picking their eeveelutions ur da bomb #sneep snorp #my art

[silvercrane14]

The magatsu wahrheit theme. Is something. Idk how I feel about it lol. Pretty colors though haha.

Also. Its a video game adaptation. Those. Always... are a time.. (sighs at the twewy one...complicated relationship)

personally im obsessed with the magatsu wahrheit zuerst opening because uh. operatic vocalizations. anyways. technically its a mobile game /prequel/ which. I never said it was good /or/ that it left you satisfied because it does neither of those things but oh /boy/ was i obsessed with it for a solid week

#crane answers #jolteon ⚡️ #it was very good until the lastish episode which was then like 'hey what the heck is going on here' #and then you dont get to find out the answer to that because the game takes place twenty years later #and also bombed like a month after release <3

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Thank you for letting me spam some boops yesterday. My payment is a day late, but please accept pics of Jolteon (Grey) and Solis (Orange)!

I highly approve of the names you chose XD

Love that you can see Jolteon photo bombing Solis in the background haha

#dreamer ask #pets

[lunarlatticethief]

Precipice

Sa'risha was PISSED.

This stupid crystal monster grabs her out of nowhere. Then it controls her body. And on top of all of that it's erasing people from existence? Or planning to at least? No, fuck that. Necrozma is going down.

Necrozma was right there, still taking over Dialga's body. It seemed to be pouring all of its energy into the Ultra Wormhole that formed behind it. Probably fucking with the timeline of whatever's on the other side. "Hey, fucker." Necrozma looks down, seeing Sa'risha standing right there. So you've come back here. Why? "Sa'risha is here to kick your ass." And why is that? it practically growled into her mind, getting into an aggressive stance. "Don't play stupid, you damn know well why."

Necrozma huffed. So the connection was simply not only on my end. You were able to tap into my mind in turn. Then I assume you know why I am doing this? "Yep. This one does not care." Truly? How heartless are you? "Listen, khajiit does not give a SHIT about your sob story. Everyone does. You've managed to anger khajiit, and khajiit is a very spiteful person." So be it. I believe I know what you plan to do.

Necrozma roars. "Gugyugubassshhhh!" Sa'risha throws out Mina, who hisses back in turn. She burrows into the ground, which makes the ensuing Power Gem miss her. The Gliscor pops back up not a moment later, bashing into Necrozma with a Dig. But that gets her caught into the crosshairs of another Power Gem, fainting her immediately.

Sa'risha sends out Comet next. Comet gathers together electricity into his little body, and unleashes it into the most devastating Thunderbolt the Jolteon has managed thus far. Though this alone isn't enough to KO Necrozma, earning him a Psycho Cut in response.

Out comes Fuwa next. The Drifblim shrinks down with Minimize, making it so much harder for Necrozma to hit him, as proven by the missed Power Gem. Shadow Ball, another missed Power Gem. And another Shadow Ball, but this time, the ensuing Power Gem didn't miss.

The khajiit throws out Saponin next. Considering his slow speed, a Photon Geyser hits the Gastrodon first, but his bulk is considerably significant, allowing him to throw out a Mud Bomb before he's fainted with a quick Night Slash.

Sa'risha grits her teeth as she sends out Arvak next. The Rapidash is her second speediest Pokemon, so he manages to unleash a super effective Flare Blitz on Necrozma, bringing it down to its last legs. The recoil probably didn't matter that much, Power Gem would have made him faint regardless.

Finally, comes Aspen. The Torterra rears up and roars, a way to make sure this time, he doesn't faint. Necrozma's fins expanded, and he unleashed a mighty Roar of Time.

And yet, through sheer willpower and his affection for Sa'risha, he barely stood strong, no matter how much he wanted to cry.

With another roar, he stamps down his legs, unleashing an Earthquake that finally forces Necrozma to let go of Dialga.

Necrozma falls down to the ground, barely able to keep itself up. Dialga seems extremely angered by the first possession, already charging up a Roar of Time in its maw. Necrozma looks up, and suddenly, claws through the ground to open an Ultra Wormhole to which it disappears through, narrowly missing the move.

Dialga gives one look at Sa'risha, and then it opens a blue rift, disappearing into it.

"So. That's it," Sa'risha said. She pats Aspen on the head, making him rumble in affection. "Let's go home. This one is very tired from all that climbing."

#pokemon irl #in universe #necrozma takeover arc #((and that's the end of the mini-arc!))

[jax-and-winstrate]

//Jax is going to the Blueberry Academy! This is the PERFECT time to post his team, their levels, abilities, and moves! There's a lot of stuff, so I'll put it under a read more thing

Some Pokemon that Jax has don't have their levels, abilities, and moves because I can't make them in Showdown

Starter Pokemon: Skipper the Swampert, level 65, ability is Damp, can mega evolve. he knows: Liquidation, Earthquake, Rock Slide, and Power-Up Punch

Gift Pokemon (or second starter): Sparky the Jolteon, level 64, ability is Volt Absorb. he knows: Thunderbolt, Shadow Ball, Stored Power, and Calm Mind

Caught in the wild in Paldea: Oro the Gholdengo (with Gimmighoul buddy), level 64, ability is Good as Gold. it knows: Make It Rain, Shadow Ball, Dazzling Gleam, and Nasty Plot

Escaped from shiny mill: Queso the part shiny Cinderace (picture below), level 63, ability is Libero. she knows: Pyro Ball, High Jump Kick, Acrobatics, and Bulk Up

Caught in the wild in Paldea: Lydia the Tinkaton, level 62, ability is Own Tempo. she knows: Gigaton Hammer, Play Rough, Fake Out, and Swords Dance

Gift Pokemon: Leona and Laura the Tinkatons (Fairy/Grass)

Caught in Area Zero: Pillow the Slither Wing, level 65, ability is Protosynthesis. he knows: Leech Life, Close Combat, Acrobatics, and Bulk Up

Gift Pokemon: Chi-Yu, level 60, ability is Beads of Ruin. it knows: Flamethrower, Dark Pulse, Ruination, and Nasty Plot

Caught in the wild in Hisui: Blissey, level 64, ability is Serene Grace. she knows: Tri Attack, Psychic, Shadow Ball, and Calm Mind

Caught in the wild in a past paradox world(?): Blanket the paradox Zoroark/Hiding Illusion (Dark/Ghost)

Soulbound: Coffee the Cofagrigus, level 62, his ability is Mummy. he knows: Shadow Ball, Body Press, Dark Pulse, and Calm Mind

Caught after getting possessed: Peanut Butter the Nihilego, level 63, its ability is Beast Boost. it knows: Power Gem, Sludge Bomb, Stealth Rock, and Toxic Spikes

Escaped from shiny mill: Hattie the Hatterene, level 63, her ability is Magic Bounce. she knows: Psychic, Dazzling Gleam, Giga Drain, and Calm Mind

Caught in an abandoned building: Remy the Raticate, level 63, his ability is Guts. he knows: Facade, Crunch, Zen Headbutt, and Swords Dance

Caught... somewhere: Audio the Audino, level 62, his ability is Regenerator, can not mega evolve yet. he knows: Hyper Voice, Psychic, Dazzling Gleam, and Calm Mind

Caught in space-time distortion: Sneezie the Hisuian Sneasel, level 38, his ability is Inner Focus. he knows: Poison Jab, Close Combat, Shadow Claw, and Hone Claws

Soulbound after pmd adventure: Eevee (or Jeevee), level 70, his ability is Adaptability. he knows: Extreme Evoblast (80 special, 10 pp, always does super effective damage), Hyper Voice, Shadow Ball, and Double Team

Hatched from gift egg: Shiver the Froslass, level 52, her ability is Snow Cloak. she knows: Ice Beam, Hex, Psychic, and Will-O-Wisp

Hatched from gift egg: Sapphire the Latios, level 53, his ability is Levitate, can't mega evolve yet. he knows: Luster Purge, Dragon Pulse, Surf, and Calm Mind

Hatched from gift egg: Fwoofy the Cosmog, level 32, its ability is Unaware. it knows: Teleport and Splash

Hatched from gift egg: Torchic, level 10, its ability is Speed Boost. it knows: Flame Charge, Quick Attack, Scratch, and Growl

Hatched from gift egg: Torchic (Fairy)

Hatched from gift egg: Lavarus (fakemon Salen legendary)

Hatched(?) from gift egg(?): Knight the paradox Ralts/Iron Bowl (Fairy/Fighting)

Gift Pokemon: Shiny Midnight Lycanroc, level 59, her ability is Keen Eye. she knows: Rock Slide, Brick Break, Shadow Claw, and Bulk Up

Caught in the wild in a different world(?): HP Forme Deoxys

Caught in the wild in Hoenn: Giant Muk, level 58, her ability is Stench. she knows: Poison Jab, Ice Punch, Lunge, and Toxic Spikes

Caught in the wild in Kanto: Goopster the Ditto, level 48, its ability is Limber. it knows: Transform

Caught in the wild in Kanto: Floofster the 'M

Caught in the wild in Hoenn: Hokey Pokey the h POKé, can mega evolve

Gift Pokemon: Miku the Shiny Meloetta, level 50, her ability is Serene Grace. she knows: Relic Song, Psychic, Drain Punch, and Return

Hatched from gift egg: Albino Mew, level 3, its ability is Synchronize. it knows: Pound and Reflect Type

First AI then coded into a Porygon and evolved: Winstrate the Porygon2 (picture below), level 64, its ability is Download. it knows: Tri Attack, Thunderbolt, Signal Beam, and Substitute

#pokemon irl #pkmn irl #glitch pokemon irl #glitch pkmn irl #ooc post

[patchun]

Cross Evo Arc: A Moment of Reflection Before the Finale

Finally, we're here. The Elite 4. I genuinely did not think we were going to make it here in Renegade Platinum, I genuinely did not know if it was possible with these little guys. But we have.

So, I'd like to take a moment to shout out the heroes who have helped us on this journey.

Koishi the Roselia

Our starter, Koishi was an early game powerhouse, and late-game a valuable niche member of the team. Her Energy Balls and Sludge Bombs took care of many an Azumarill, and her decent Sp Def stat allowed her to survive when sometimes, I thought, she would not.

Mokou the Magby/Magmar

Looking back, I realize just how insanely lucky it was to get a Magby out of the random egg in Renegade Platinum's Jubilife. I otherwise would not have been able to get this encounter until after Gardenia - yet Mokou was essential to my early-game, especially helpful because it allowed me not to have to worry about the level cap of 16 on Koishi. But her usefulness didn't end there. Mokou consistently provided switch-ins to powerful steel types such as Magnezone and decimated them with Flamethrower in return. Her Psychic and Aura Sphere were not to be underestimated, either.

Momoyo the Onix

Thanks to the buffs given to Onix by drayano, Momoyo was truly a force to be reckoned with in this run. She single-handedly defeated Roark, and proceeded to be Mars and Jupiter's worst nightmare. She set up Rocks, she beat up flying types, she quaked the earth, she ate resist berries - Momoyo was very versatile and very essential to the run.

Raiko the Electabuzz

Raiko was definitely one of the most used mons in the entire run. Specs, Life Orb, and Expert Belt Thunderbolts were almost all she needed to handle a majority of trainers in Sinnoh - especially the dozens of Swimmers. But every once in a while, a stray grass turtle would wander into her range. And upon being met with a Hidden Power Ice, they would realize it was their last mistake.

Hina the Tangela

I knew going in that Hina would be incredibly useful, I mean, just look at how insanely tough Eviolite Tangela is to kill. But I could not predict just how many times the entire run rested on this little girl's shoulders. Play Rough, Double-Edge, if it was a neutral hit, Hina ate it up with no problem, and holding her trusty Big Root, she sapped it all back up with a shockingly strong base 100 Sp Atk Giga Drain and Leech Seed. And if it was a resisted hit like Earthquake or Aqua Tail? Well that just healed her.

Megumu the Murkrow

Um... did Murkrow do....... anything?

Satori the Aipom

Obviously, Aipom wasn't going to do anything - or so I thought! For Gardenia, Aipom set up a SubPass into Mokou that won the battle. Late-game, Aipom's Fake Out + Last Resort combo obliterated Dahlia's Jolteon without giving it a chance to do any shenanigans - and this same combo won an unshown but really difficult double battle on Victory Road.

Kutaka the Farfetch'd

Another Pokemon graciously buffed by drayano, Farfetch'd was another mon that the run would have been impossible without. With 110 base speed, being the fastest on the team, and 110 base attack, being the strongest on the team, it's STAB Flys and Close Combats wreaked havoc on bug, fighting, and dark types... as well as the god of time.

Yuuma the Sneasel

Sneasel, the Pokemon who gave me the idea for this run in the first place. Like many others, she was designed as a stand-alone Pokemon! Unlike many others, she was actually designed... well! She's fast, she's strong... just not quite as fast and strong as her later evolution. I'll say this again, without Yuuma, this run would have been in no way possible. Switching in on Psychic type moves for my many Psychic-weak team members such as Sukuna, then outspeeding and one shotting any frail Psychic type (namely Alakazam). Being able to hold on to a Focus Sash with moves such as Swords Dance, Dig, and Brick Break able to handle things Sneasel normally wouldn't beat. Truly, Yuuma was an invaluable offensive threat.

Remilia the Gligar

Early on, Remilia was defensively EVd, yet still managed to deal big damage with her Aerial Ace and Bulldoze. Resisting Bug, Fighting, Electric, Poison, and Ground, Remilia was a key switch in, as well as an offensive and defensive threat, throughout the entire game. Later on, Remilia was re-EVd to be more offensive, in order to guarantee OHKOs on Pokemon like Infernape, Luxray, and Electivire. Remilia beat Byron and Volkner, and played an essential role in the difficult final battle against Lucas.

Eirin the Chansey

This run would not be possible without Eirin THIS RUN, WOULD NOT, AT ALL, IN ANY WAY, BE POSSIBLE WITHOUT EIRIN. There's a reason many people ban Blissey from use in Nuzlockes, and that's because basically any special attacking Pokemon can be completely neutralized. Seismic Toss, Toxic, and Soft-boiled were her bread and butter, and Jolteon's ran in fear. Focus Blasts missed on purpose. She was a giant wall, and no one could climb her. And it was all thanks to her elixir to see the future that we were able to rewind several times after deaths to prove that this run was theoretically possible.

Sagume the Togetic

Though we didn't see much of Sagume, she was our primary answer to Kingdra, being immune to Dragon moves and taking surprisingly little from Ice Beam. I wish we had seen more of her, but Togetic was consistently outclassed as a Fairy type, Ground Immunity, and Fighting Resistance by another member.

Sekibanki the Misdreavus

In Renegade Platinum, Misdreavus is a Ghost/Fairy type, and thanks to that, Sekibanki has earned a spot in the top 2 offensive threats right up there with Yuuma. Countless fights were won with Sekibanki as a win condition, from her obliterating Palkia with a Moonblast to her Calm Mind-boosted attacks sweeping entire teams when she was given the chance. Though base 85 Sp Atk isn't a ton, the high base power of Moonblast and Shadow Ball, her useful coverage in Thunderbolt, her access to items such as Expert Belt and Choice Specs, and ultimately - her special bulk, were what allowed Sekibanki to be a top menace of my team. Dragons beware.

Komachi the Scyther

Komachi definitely helped battle Team Galactic a few times, but her most notable achievement was in the fight against Maylene, where she OHKOd a Machamp with her Technician Aerial Ace.

Yuyuko the Porygon

Yuyuko was slow, frail, and weak. She never did a single thing other than almost die once. Had I allowed myself to evolve her, I'm sure she would have been very useful, and I think Porygon2 is even a justifiable mon to include, but I decided against it, as Porygon WAS designed as a stand-alone mon.

Kogasa the Lickitung

Kogasa surprised me with how ultimately useless she was. With a great movepool and decent bulk, I thought I might use Lickitung in at least one battle, and though she was brought along for Wake, she didn't actually make any appearances. I hope she enjoyed the box :<

Keiki the Girafarig

You might expect me to start insulting Keiki like I have many other generally not useful mons, but a) I would never do that as I love both Keiki and Girafarig too much and b) though I would never have called her essential, Keiki DID help out in quite a few trainer battles! Usually, she had to hold a Focus Sash, but this allowed her to freely fire off Psychics and Thunderbolts.

Eternity the Yanma

Though Yanma is not recorded as having done anything in my playthrough documentation, Eternity mowed through Galactic grunts and double battles alike with her powerful Compound Eyes Hurricanes! Her 4x resistance to fighting allowed her to switch in and retaliate, but most of the time, she held a Focus Sash to compensate for her frailty.

Letty the Corsola

Corsola was also, thankfully, the beneficiary of a large buff in Renegade Platinum. Her Defense, Special Defense, and Special Attack were all greatly increased. This allowed Letty to run Modest 252 HP 252 Sp Atk and tank most hits like a beast without fear of death even to a super-effective move, so long as it wasn't grass type. She always ran her trusty Surf and Power Gem, supplemented by exchangeable moves such as Ice Beam, Protect, Scald, and Stealth Rock. It's very possible that Letty will be coming into the Elite 4.

Sukuna the Qwilfish

Qwilfish also got buffed in Renegade Platinum - most significantly, she was given her hidden ability in later generations, Intimidate. This allowed Sukuna to serve just as vital a role on the team as Hina - but resisting most types Hina was weak to, and vice versa. The combination of Hina and Sukuna created an incredible defensive AND offensive core, as like Hina, Sukuna could hit way harder than you'd expect for this little fully defensively invested fish with powerful Waterfalls and Gunk Shots. Most of the time, Hina ran the same 4 moves: Waterfall, Gunk Shot, Taunt, and Spikes - and for good reason, that's pretty much all you'll ever need. But what must be remembered is the time I scoured Qwilfish's learnset for a strategy that required Hina be the one to beat Cyrus's Weavile... and found Revenge. Hina's Revenge stopped the Swords Dancing Weavile in its tracks and made Cyrus, by all accounts, feel like a little, little man.

With this typed, it's time to fight Barry, and subsequently, prep for the Elite 4. What 6 members will be chosen?!

#cross evo arc

[trainer-sean]

So, Here's My Pokemon And How I Met Them.

-I First started my Journey at 14, but i received a Litten from Prof. Carver, the same jerk that signed me up into his travels to Paldea as his Assistant, when I was Ten, due to the two ages being different, for a starter pokemon, and traveling on a journey.

-Marshall, my now Incineroar, is a mighty fella, and kinda flamboyant, but he's mostly stoick and calm, he really took after me, some times I'm unreadable with a resting b-face and people think I'm upset, other times I'm kinda hyper and restless, Marshall took that up as well.

-My Turtonator, Gamala(at grandpa's, went looking for a turtle pokemon due to Turtle fixation, found a Turtonator that was released by a trainer, struggling to get up after a fight with local water types, shes mostly just there, observing, sitting, and anticipating i think)

-Picto the Smeargle(had a fixation on being a Artist, and happened to run into a Smeargle painting on the back wall of a restaurant. IT. HAD. LEGENDARY. ATTACKS, SECRET SWORD AND SPACIAL REND, AND EVEN INFERNAL PARADE, AND THAT AN EXTINCT MOVE FROM AN EXTINCT REGIONAL VARIANT! No clue how, no clue why, sketch metronome tactics? saw the legendarys in question? He's also a smug little guy, ticks me off at times with how he behaves)

-Fuuma the shiny Ninjask(Nincada outbreak, Ninjask kept messing with me, accidently flung a Luxury ball at one, a shiny, no less. He's a stinker if I've ever known on, always messes with something, I've have berry's launched at from dive bombs more times then I can count)

-Sami the shiny Purrloin(went to find a wild cat pokemon due to liking cats, found a rather Troublesome Purrloin, a shiny that was causing a mess with local dog pokemon, did not end well, two weeks in the pokemon center, lifesaving treatments. was grateful, but begrudgingly, changed her tune when she was given free housing, food, water, and a warm spot to sleep, broke down crying, given a Friend ball. Really Tsundere if I've ever known one)

-Varian the Sylveon(one of dads Jolteon's kids, very troublemaking, gets very aggressive and sadistic in battle, will disable an opponent swiftly and mercilessly, but demanding of attention, he's an attention hog, and I'm pretty sure its not because he's lonely)

-Hyde the Hydreigon(due to a previous incident that involved a pokemon hunter and Rayquaza, one of the Hunters Pokemon was accidently freed when it pokeball broke, and ran wild for a bit, quickly disabled it with Varian, and caught it in a spare Friend ball after helping Rayquaza by using my Dad's Keystone to help it mega evolve. It has calmed down, as much as a Hydreigon can be calm, but he behaves, mostly when Sylveon is keeping an eye on him. he was most likely Competitively bred from what I can tell. Though he had to go through some body therapy due to be drugged, along with the Hunters other pokemon, so they could even fight Rayquaza. He tries to not show affection, even snarls when I try petting him, but he's never actually attacked, even when I continue petting, he'll just stare at me until he starts to fall asleep.)

I caught everyone besides Hyde before I even set out on my journey. They've all been great companions and family. I am now 22, and am being forced to act as Prof. Carver's assistant because he thinks I'll do great as a Professor one day. I didn't even finish my Gym Circuit in Unova, I only collected 5 badges before I got bored and started exploring, before heading home.

#pokémon #sean's fanfiction idea prompts #sean's expanded pokefacts #irl pokemon #pokemon irl #rotumblr #rotomblr #pokemon biology #pokemon prompts #pokemon team

[luna-the-umbreon]

Me in Pokemon legends Arceus: Catching random Shello

Alpha Gastradon: "Why hello there" *one-shot crits my Jolteon with strong style mud-bomb*

#pokemon #pokemon legends arceus

[letsplaywithcherryth]

Vivi (Vaporeon) (F) @ Aguav Berry Ability: Water Absorb EVs: 100 HP / 100 Def / 108 SpA / 100 SpD / 100 Spe Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk

Haze

Ice Beam

Muddy Water

Surf

Lala (Lanturn) (F) @ Shuca Berry Ability: Volt Absorb EVs: 100 HP / 100 Def / 108 SpA / 100 SpD / 100 Spe Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk

Soak

Ice Beam

Scald

Thunder

Poli Poli (Politoed) (F) @ Wiki Berry Ability: Drizzle EVs: 100 HP / 100 Def / 108 SpA / 100 SpD / 100 Spe Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk

Haze

Surf

Toxic

Mud Bomb

Mararin (Maractus) (F) @ Big Root Ability: Water Absorb EVs: 100 HP / 100 Def / 108 SpA / 100 SpD / 100 Spe Modest Nature

Bounce

Giga Drain

Spiky Shield

Acupressure

Teon (Jolteon) (F) @ Iapapa Berry Ability: Volt Absorb EVs: 100 HP / 100 Def / 108 SpA / 100 SpD / 100 Spe Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk

Laser Focus

Discharge

Light Screen

Signal Beam

Rii (Raichu) (F) @ Shuca Berry Ability: Lightning Rod EVs: 100 HP / 100 Def / 108 SpA / 100 SpD / 100 Spe Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk

Discharge

Shock Wave

Charge

Wish

#Team 005 “Water-Electricity V4”

[silver-ace-of-spades]

Team Spade my beloveds...

♤◇♧♡

Jevil: I play the Ace of Spades.

Lancer: Draw 4!

Basalt: Jolteon, I choose you!

Silver: I tap my mana card.

Jimi: What the fluff are we even playing?

~~~

(Silver is holding Lancer, who is weak)

Silver: Call 911! Lancer's dying!

Basalt: What's the number?

Lancer: You seriously don't know the number?

~~~

Anyone except Jimi: Jello? More like hello. (sucks up a cube of jello and chokes)

~~~

Basalt or Jimi: Don't you dare be mean to me! Because I'll cry...

~~~

Lancer or Jimi: I'm 11, so shut the fuck/fluff up.

~~~

Jevil: So I was sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies...

Silver and Basalt: (die of laughter)

~~~

Jimi: (cries from fear)

Lancer, not knowing how to react: Um... would you like a shovel?

~~~

Silver, Jevil, or Basalt in front of some mini snowman toys: Hail Satan!

The mini snowman toys: Hail Satan! Hail Satan! Hail Satan!

~~~

Lancer: Why can't I dig a hole to China?

Jimi: Your shovel would melt.

Lancer: What if I also bring a really cold one?

Basalt: That'd work.

~~~

Lancer, Jevil, or Basalt: Day 1 of eating every plant I see.

Lancer, Jevil, or Basalt an hour later: Something bad is happening.

~~~

Basalt: Please do not the cat.

Silver: Do not animals.

Lancer: It is forbidden to dog.

Jevil: Please do not the food with bare hands. Use the concern spoon.

Jimi: What???

~~~

Jimi: When will you four grow up?

Basalt: Fair point.

Jevil: When Hell freezes over.

Lancer: I'm literally 11. Do you actually expect me to be mature?

Silver: I'm legally allowed to drink in the USA. I've already grown up.

~~~

Basalt: The ground trembles with my every step. I installed the floorboards incorrectly.

~~~

Lancer: Watch this, guys! Smoke bomb escape! (throws a smoke bomb to the ground)

Lancer, coughing: God damn it... not again!

Silver, Jevil, or Basalt: A Level 50 Thief that can't escape with a smoke bomb... that's a rare sight.

Lancer: ...Shut up.

~~~

Silver: Every villain group has to have the smart one, the dumb one, the sexy one, and the gremlin.

Silver: Jimi's the smart one, Lancer and Jevil are the gremlins, and I don't know if Basalt's the sexy one or if I am.

Jevil: Nobody here is the sexy one or the smart one. We're all dumb gremlins.

Silver: Fair point.

~~~

Jimi: What is the worst internet search you've made? No context unless it makes the search worse.

Silver: "colorado gun guy" while I was at school.

Basalt: "how fast does a human body decay"

Lancer: "how to legally get rid of your dad"

Jevil: "guillotine ingredients"

Jimi: Jesus Christ...

~~~

Jimi: Why is it that whenever chaos happens it's always you three?

Silver, Lancer, and Jevil: ...

~~~

Jevil: Oil of vitriol? That's sulfuric acid! That explains the burning.

Jimi: Jevil did you get Lancer to throw acid at you...

~~~

Silver or Lancer: I'm bored and hungry. I'm gonna try these ghost pepper chips.

Jimi: What?! You don't even like habaneros and you're going for ghost peppers?!

Silver or Lancer: (already eating a bit of a chip)

Silver or Lancer: Not too b–

(the spice makes them cough)

Jimi: You good?

Silver or Lancer: Oh God... it burns!

Jimi: What did I tell you... do you need any water?

Silver or Lancer, weak: Yes. Paqui wasn't lying... those ghost pepper chips can freakin' hot...

~~~

Lancer or Silver: PSA: do not have ghost pepper anything and an energy drink at the same time. I feel like I'm about to vomit and it will be actual lava.

~~~

Jimi: Favorite Pokémon, go!

Silver: Ceruledge.

Basalt: Ceruledge. (actually their favorite as a partially undead, fire-immune warrior with a lot of angst)

Lancer: Ceruledge. (his favorite is Impidimp but he wanted to be funny)

Jimi: Lemme guess. Ceruledge?

Jevil: Mr. Mime. (his actual favorite)

Jimi: Whew, thank God it wasn't–

Jevil: Just kidding. Ceruledge. (he also wanted to be funny)

#spade yells into the void #miitopia playthrough 4 #team spade

[gaypokemen]

Hey! An intro post into the three of us.

First off; I’m David! This blogs creator. I help run a PokéShelter with my parents, and my normal blog is @volcarona-enjoyer. My pronouns are he/him, and I am currently 18 years old!

I got dragged into this so I’ll be doing an intro next, I don’t have a main account as David since I’m not even sure how to use this- at the moment David is hovering over my shoulder- But, I’m currently 16 about to be 17, probably the youngest out of us three but the best lol (/hj) and one more thing, I use all pronouns.

[ CARTER IS AVAILABLE FOR ASKS, but may not respond. mod salamander is busy with real life. - pluto ]

And I’m Soot- or Bite. I’m 17, he/red, and very new to actually exploring the pokémon world. I have a little sibling named Finn (he/she/they, 10) and they know way more than I do, so expect them to edit my posts if I let them heh. We like to know our stuff and may use the tag #Finnin’ & Sootin’ to find it easily. We also have a personal blog, @sootfinn

ooc info & important ooc info:

david’s pokemon info:

Charcoal (Larvesta) ♀ - LVL 58 - Flame Body

Moves: Flame Wheel, Bug Bite, Flare Blitz, Leech Life

Tangerine (Minior) - LVL 55 - Shields Down

Moves: Explosion, Double Edge, Toxic, Solar Beam

Despair (Cursola) ♀ - LVL 50 - Weak Armor

Moves: Hex, Night Shade, Will-O-Wisp, Self Destruct

Gem (Sableye) ♀ - LVL 52 - Keen Eye

Moves: Shadow Sneak, Knock Off, Shadow Ball, Shadow Claw

Buddy (Torracat) ♂ - LVL 54 - Blaze

Moves: Flare Blitz, Bite, Double Kick, Fury Swipes

Little Guy (Poochenya) ♂ - LVL 4 - Run Away

Moves: Tackle, Howl

carter’s pokemon info:

Gay (Alolan Muk) ♀ - LVL 50 - Poison Touch

Moves: Poison Jab, Knock Off, Pursuit, Shadow Sneak

Inkblot (Smeargle) ♂ - LVL 52 - Technician

Moves: Spore, Substitute, Leech Seed, Confuse Ray

Apollo (Espeon) ♂ - LVL 55 - Synchronize

Moves: Confusion, Psychic, Zen Headbutt, Future Sight

Hellhound (Houndour) ♀ - LVL 22 - Unnerve

Moves: Feint Attack, Flamethrower, Fire Fang, Foul Play

Peanut (Gulpin) ♂ - LVL 48 - Sticky Hold

Moves: Pound, Gunk Shot, Infestation, Sludge Bomb

Wrench (Metang) - LVL 43 - Clear Body

Moves: Metal Claw, Psychic, Gyro Ball, Psyshock

soot’s pokemon info:

Dickto (Shiny Ditto) - LVL 45 - Imposter

Moves: [ copier ]

Viridian (Shiny Jolteon) ♂ - LVL 53 - Quick Feet

Moves: Thunder, Discharge, Hyper Beam, Electric Terrain

Charry (Charizard) ♂ - LVL 61 - Blaze

Moves: Inferno, Air Slash, Blast Burn, Hurricane

Peekabii (Pikachu) ♂ - LVL 34 - Static

Moves: Thunder Punch, Wild Charge, Spark, Iron Tail

Boyin’ (Litwick) ♀ - LVL 42 - Flame Body

Moves: Inferno, Shadow Ball, Mystical Fire, Hex

Girlin’ (Shiny Lampent) ♂ - LVL 48 - Shadow Tag

Moves: Inferno, Shadow Ball, Mystical Fire, Hex

brief blogrunners info:

hi; you can call me pluto, my pronouns are he/him and de/dev. i’m david’s creator, and made this blog.

there is also foxglove; he/him & ele/dele. i made soot and finn!

there is also salamander; any pronouns, but they/it is a safe usual! she/her is, most of the time, an iffy pronoun for them. it’s the creator of carter!

DNI and BYF:

two blogrunners are minors, NO weirdos (MAPs, NOMAPs, zoophiles, s**ual blogs, etc.)

two blogrunners are trans while another falls under the trans umbrella; terfs, transphobes, and radfems are not welcome on our blog.

pluto is uncomfortable with republicans & conservatives, please respect that.

our characters are only in highschool; please treat them as such.

no ableism is allowed on this blog.

there is a general tw for this blog; we act like pokemon are real through our ocs.

respect the pronouns listed for everyone.

[ dni might grow ]

#pokeblogging #pokeblr #pokemon #pokemon rp #pokeblog rp #rp account #rotomblr #irl pokemon #pokereality #finnin’ & sootin’ #carterspeaks #davidspeaks #carterreblogs #davidreblogs

[expfcultragreen]

Shinies i want

Aipom

Spirit bomb

Rapidash

Jolteon

Sylveon

Zubat line

Roselia line

Seadra and horsea

Lileep line aug 5

Treecko line

Bellsprout

Snubbull

Stufful

Lopunny

Mudkip

Porygon line

Sableye

Stantler

Lotad line

Politode

#list #pokemon

[sushi-stims]

Shiny jolteon stimboard !

x x x

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#stim #stimming #stimboard #pokemon #jolteon #satisfying #sensory #bath bombs #paint mixing #soap carving #slime #chalk carving #trypophobia #poking #knife #box cutter #my stuff #my boards

[jolteonsblog]

[BANGTAN BOMB] practice 'thyrsos' performance (abridged version by jolteon teehee)

nj: this is my thyrsos. there are many like it, but this one is the only one that’s mine.

pretty, isn’t it?

yeah, work that body. mmmh, yeah, roll those shoulders.

jk: hey hyung, can i see that? nj: sure.

jk: thanks, hyung.

wowwwww, i look so cool! 😍 nj: okay, my turn with the pinecone stick.

bow before your king, peasants. i am the thyrsos guardian, guardian of the thyrsos.

jk: hey lookit me, i’m namjoon! nj: haha, give me thaaaat...

hs: hey, wanna hear something funny? nj: what, hyung? hs: your pinecone stick.

teehee! nj: i don’t get it...

hs: ohhhh, jungkookie!

jk: hm? hs: there’s something on your shirt.

haha, made ya look.

nj: this gives me confidence, y’know? i feel like the king of the world with this thyrsos. hs: i take your word for it, joonie...

*later*

jm: this is my thyrsos now. i stole it from namjoonie hyung when he wasn’t looking.

jk: wow, hyung, that was an awful bold move! it takes guts to pull off something like that! jm: thanks, kookie.

wonder what joonie’ll think when he sees me with his thyrsos... *snicker*

*even later*

nj: okay, i have some announcements to make. first of all, don’t steal my thyrsos, or you’ll get whacked with it. secondly, stop staring at my butt!

#jolteon's screencaps #bts dionysus #bangtan bomb

[aforrestofstuff]

forrest im gonna catch up on the manga and i haven't read it in m o n t h s but before that can i get your official, murata-sponsored summary of events?

yes i am asking for the most bullshit explanation of what ive missed that your brain can come up with

Yeah sure I’ll tell you where everyone’s at, more or less. Thanks for asking, I hope you’ll catch up soon! It’s getting kinda interesting actually.

Murata didn’t wanna sponsor this bc I broke into his house last week but it was kinda his fault because he forgot to take my key away so… he is aware of it, at least. I hope that’s good enough.

Genos: got his batteries stolen and dumped by his cyboyfriend—tried to save tatsumaki, lost all his arms and legs to a bunch of little dust mites and is now lying on top of her trying to mitigate the damage while watching Seinfeld reruns.

Zombieman: has the tightest little ass on this side of the hemisphere. Going to jail for indecent exposure and assaulting a homeless man. Also, lived underground for a brief amount of time before rent got too high and emerged like a little groundhog. Has pebbles up his ass canonically.

Fuhrer Ugly: turned into a giant booger and then died because he fell over.

Black/Golden/Platinum Sperm: uhhh still alive. Kinda just bullying Genos and evolving as a side hustle.

Silverfang: got beat up and robbed by some teenager outside of a 7/11. Is currently on the floor crying. Canonically gets bitches.

Bomb: also got beat up and robbed by some teenager outside of a 7/11. Is currently on the floor crying. Canonically gets no bitches.

Garou: Also lived underground for a brief amount of time before rent got too high and emerged like a ugly shit idiot groundhog. Is now faster than the speed of light, has a little exoskeleton like a cockroach, literally just bounced around for a few pages just to kill like 3 people, and now he’s here and 95% naked. Currently looks like a Jolteon. Canonically gets no bitches.

Fubuki: unconscious

Tanktop Master: unconscious

Tatsumaki: unconscious

Homeless Emperor:

Psykos: unconscious?

Bushidrill: unconscious

Okamaitachi: unconscious

God: Big dick. On the moon. Can set people on fire by looking at them. Currently on trial for murder of a homeless man. Plead not guilty. Verdict will come next chapter.

Drive Knight: sitting by the fireplace in his laboratory drinking some of that Abuelita Hot Chocolate and feeding Nyan some of that Friskies tuna flavored can o’ shit.

Metal Knight: “I told you so.”

Child Emperor: got promoted to Team Manager at the age of ten. Also lived underground for a brief amount of time before rent got too high and Puri Puri Prisoner was sent to evict him.

Sekingar: lost an arm. Became 1000% hotter. That’s it. That’s his arc.

Metal Bat: Ran 25 straight miles to the fight and is learning to cope with his concussion by beating Black Sperm into little splats on the concrete. Thinks brain damage is just a concept invented by big pharma. Canonically has a single brain cell.

Puri-Puri Prisoner: backbone of the operation. Is currently being crushed under the weight of being the responsible one, for once. Has surprisingly not violated his probation this entire time.

Superalloy Darkshine: I deadass don’t remember, actually. He cried for a while and then was cool for like a single page before getting conked so uuuh unconscious, maybe?

Iaian: Gay awakening via Superalloy. Is sent on a quest for the Moon Blade by proxy.

Atomic Samurai: Nearly died. Got a cool sword. Nearly died. Rooted for King. Nearly died. Is now obligated to go on a lifelong quest for the counterpart to his cool new sword. Might also have another near-death experience.

The Council of Swordmasters: dead as hell.

Spring Mustachio: Left the scene to go to therapy. Will come back to the HA after he has a doctor’s note saying he’s fit to get fucked up again. Golden Ball proposed, it was a big thing. They’re gonna get married in 11 years.

Evil Natural Water: turns out his weakness was being punched a lot of times really fast so he’s now just Natural Water, I guess. He costs 99 cents at your local supermarket and looks like this:

Saitama: has now arrived at the scene via DILF teleportation.

Manako: has now arrived at the scene via DILF teleportation.

Flashy Flash: has now arrived at the scene via DILF teleportation. Also has a juicy ass.

Blast: has DILF teleportation.

King: killed all the cadres AND God with his ultra megadeath lazer beam and is canonically the strongest person to ever live. Saitama fears him.

#one punch man #opm #manga spoilers #asks #Saitama #Fubuki #king #Zombieman #Garou #child emperor #blast #Tatsumaki #puri puri prisoner #metal knight #Genos #drive Knight #manako #flashy flash #evil natural water #black sperm #Silverfang #bomb #atomic samurai #Iaian #bushidrill #okamaitachi #homeless emperor #Tanktop master #fuhrer ugly #superalloy darkshine