#boo hoo :(

[micamicster]

I hate when shows try to make me feel bad for a father. Grow up

#like im sorry you’re lonely? miss your kid? maybe you shouldn’t have impulse-moved to a different country #boo hoo #sorry to be a hater but i have to live my truth

[icompletelysawthatcoming]

Summary: Pietro and you wake up in bed together after a long night, things sure do happen.

Warnings: 18+. Smut. Language. Morning Sex. She-Her Reader, Dom Pietro. Sub Reader. Vaginal Sex. Praising. Stark Reader. Smut With No Plot.

A smooth hand was slowly stroking her naked body, all the way from her collarbone, down the valley between your breasts, over her stomach and hip before reaching back up, nails dragging across her skin.

She cracked one eye open, smirking to yourself, feeling oddly satisfied. She pushed yourself against the hand and a chuckle roamed against her back as he pressed himself against her from behind.

“Morning, sunshine,” she breathed, moaning softly as his fingers gripped her chest, his digits stroking her flesh.

“You too, принцесса.” He growled back, “Wish to relive last night?” he rasped into her ear, his velvety morning voice sending a jolt of arousal through her. She hummed, rolling on onto her back and grasping at his shoulder to get him on top of her.

She was met by a pair of sparkling, blue eyes, the corners of his mouth crinkled as he smiled at her. She licked your lips and lead him closer, their lips brushing against one another.

His breath hitched as he deepened the kiss, pulling her into passion as his hands instinctively slid down to her hips.

The rustling of panicked footsteps echoed through the corridors, but she was deafened by the sounds of Pietro purring into her ear as he rubbed his hips against hers.

She moaned and arched into him, eager to get him inside. He hummed and gave her a look, seeking permission. “Be gentle. I'm still sore from your little stunt last night,” she whispered against his cheek, placing a small kiss there. Pietro chuckled.

“I wouldn't exactly call it little,” he replied cockily. She rolled her eyes and wrapped her arms around his back while she brought her face to his and sucked on his neck. He groaned and lined himself up at her entrance.

He let himself slip in carefully, just like she requested. A loud moan left her lips as swooned once he filled her completely. Her insides twisted as she struggled to keep breathing at a regular pace.

“Mhm, I don't think I'll ever get enough of this feeling,” Pietro moaned as he slowly stroke her walls, savoring each movement. One hand rested on the back of her neck while the other strongly grasped her hip, his thrusts getting more desperate.

Her eyelids rested while her eyes rolled back as the pleasure consumed her, not giving a damn about what was happening beyond those four walls. She just focused on him, digging a hand into his messy hair and the other gripping strong enough against his back to leave a mark.

He increased the pace and their thrusts matched one another's perfectly, on a melody only the two could hear. He bit his lips to keep his voice down, as there were several booming voices in the corridor. Y/n, however, couldn't.

The doors of her room bursted opened, but Pietro ignored it, even fastening his thrusting. She gripped at his shoulders, looking over them at her father standing at the end of the bed with his eyes wide open.

She buried her face into Pietro’s neck to hide away her embarrassment, but she couldn't push it away. Neither could she help it when she moaned — very loud — when she reached her high, pleasure overwhelming her in a breathtaking orgasm.

His juices dripped down her thighs as he came too, panting in her ear as her chest heaved. She squeaked at the sight of her father, his hands on his hips and a frown on his forehead. “Get your dick out of my daughter,” he hissed.

Pietro jumped at the voice and grabbed onto Y/n, the two rolling completely off the bed with the blankets on top of them.

Then Wanda came bursting through the doors. “Oh, Pietro! There you are! We’ve been looki—!' She realized what she walked in on, her brother and Y/n both looking at her from over the bed. “… Oh my.” She murmured, turning around and walking out.

Tony continued to glare at Y/n. “You, young lady, are grounded.” Her face went from bright red to ghostly pale as she gasped. Pietro kissed her lips and gave her an assuring nod.

“Can you ground me too?” He taunted at her father.

“Enough!” Tony said, a little panicked. “Both of you, out of bed and get dressed and make sure I'll never see that again!”

“Not sorry, and please leave us, Stark. We have to get dressed.” Pietro said. Tony nodded, already calming although he was still pulling his own hair out. “After we showered.” Pietro added with a sly grin.

Oh, and they had fun in that shower.

#I’m kind of a dick for adding the embarassing part with no warning #boo hoo #pietro maximoff #Pietro maximoff x reader #quicksilver #quicksilver x reader #pietro maximoff smut #quicksilver smut #Pietro maximoff x reader smut #quicksilver x reader smut #aaron johnson #smut #lemon #pietro maximoff x you #Pietro maximoff x you smut #quicksilver x you #quicksilver x you smut #marvel #marvel smut #marvel cinematic universe

[retropopcult]

Boo-Hoo Wacky Packages, 2nd Series 1973

#Boo Hoo #Wacky Package #product parody #Yoohoo #wacky pack #1970s #Topps #sticker #wacky packs #BooHoo

[sainzifies]

everyone liked that

#except for l*cfosis #boo hoo #carlos sainz jr #australia gp 2024 #formula 1

[jingsyuans]

juhygtfvghj hello! hope you're doing well! i've mostly been a silent lurker but OIJHGFCFGBH.

the visceral need to be bitten by vampire jing yuan is strong ojhgvcvbhnj. but oh, oh the inevitable acceptance to this existence as time goes on, twenty years may seem like a daunting time, but you're willing to grit through it if it means getting out free in the end.

only jing yuan slowly starts to make it apparent that letting you go is hardly in his mind.

aka honey honey, yandere vampire jing yuan honey *vibrates* him hunting us down ever time we try to escape and dragging us back with a lilting pur ( he tuts us, almost like a disappointed adult to a child ).

This is true! I can’t rly imagine loving a vampire without it being somewhat yandere fr 😔

He likes it when you run because he enjoys hunting you. Brings back something primal in him that he doesn’t get to indulge in anymore, but this is your job, feeding him. So it’s alright if you want to escape every so often. You’re just doing your job, because Jing Yuan will always find you, and he’ll reward himself with his teeth in your neck for a job well done.

#but on the sweeter sadder side I like when vampires are in love and watch their lover age #Jing Yuan affectionately running his thumb across your laugh lines and crows feet with that sad smile #boo hoo #rambles #jing yuan #jing yuan x reader

[silusvesuius]

i love tossing 1 drawing per month into the twitter inclosure and then dipping out of there leaving absolute crumbs. they aren't ready for my skajrim meta. but at least they have taste in hip hop fanart

#text #te/s isn't even all that big on twit all of the te/s nerds are in hideout here #boo hoo #+ they just wanna see anime girls

[gears2gnomes]

SGDQ 2023 - Luigi’s Mansion

"Ghost hunter.”

#sgdq #SGDQ2023 #gdq #gamesdonequick #Luigi #luigis mansion #Boo Hoo #ghost #super mario bros #light

[jeansworld16]

If you don’t like jegulus but love jily. Or if you love jegulus and don’t like jily.

I don’t care on your opinions like what you like, just don’t force me to have the same opinions. If I agree then I agree.

#jegulus #jily #marauders era #marauders fandom #who cares #boo hoo #sorry if I’m being rude #but not really

[kfedup]

Let's play a game of "could it be"

• The time change • The Genocide • The GOP • The endless lack of touch in my life • The scheduled euthanasia for Bowie on Saturday • The wind today blowing the leaves I raked back into the yard • The lack of a much-needed hug

?

Let's just let all of them win - it's everything layered one on top of the other making me feel like I just want to unzip this meat suit and step out of it. Instead, I'm going to eat some THC, run a bath, soak in hot water with Epsom salts and essential oils, and read a novel. I should be cleaning my office some more, but I'm fresh out of fucks to give.

#I have the other kind of fucks to give #however #noone to give them to #woe is me #boo hoo #bootstraps and whatever

[thepathtoperfection2]

Not me casually having a mental breakdown in the middle of the night because the person I adore most in the world hates me

#so sad #boo hoo #I fucking hate life #I’d soooo make an attempt… #but I’d like to go back to college #And maybe see her again? #bpd favorite person #actually bpd #bpd feels #bpd fp #bpd stuff #bpd vent

[ryoryeonggu]

After years and years, I admit that my opinions with TVDU have changed a lot. For example, I no longer feel the burning hatred towards Elena when I realize how suck her life is (and she did have her moments). But no one could ever bloody convince me that killing Kol wasn't a selfish hypocritical action on her and the MF gang's part, and only because of plot armor that she (and her friends) survived after pulling that shit. Nope. Not a chance.

Point number 1: "Elena only killed Kol to save her brother, that's self defense."

Like it wasn't her who lured him into her house in the first place. Like it wasn't the point of her whole plan at the very beginning is using the death of his entire sireline to complete The Hunter Mark. To get the damn cure for herself. Let's get a quick reminder of how she was fully aware of the consequences and what she's doing:

Elena: If you kill one Original vampire, their entire sire line will die with them. That's thousands, maybe tens of thousands of vampires.

Elena: Think about it. Kol's sire line must stretch to the moon by now. If Jeremy kills Kol, every vampire that he's ever turned, not to mention everyone that they've turned, will die, which means the hunter's mark will be complete and we'll have our key to finding the cure.

Some would argue that it's after Kol compelled Damon to kill Jeremy. But please don't say that there's no other choice since there's Klaus trying to dagger him! For the girl and people who have deluded themselves into thinking her planning a genocide was to protect her brother, she sure did a good job protecting him by having Jeremy fight an Original with some guns and crossbows (like it could've worked in a making-sense world).

Btw hey, how about using the dagger that bloody Matt stole to use it on Rebekah, how about using it to dagger Kol instead? It's still utterly stupid and reckless to challenge an Original vampire either way, but at least could've "protected your brother" without murdering 10000 and more innocent person who did nothing to you. How about that?

#dontwannakill100letskill10000ppinstead #elenaslogic

Point number 2: “It’s not plot armor, Elena is smart and capable than people giving her credit for”…

Okay that could’ve been debatable... if her plan wasn’t stupid af.

I already read those arguments about how Kol isn’t the greatest fighter out of The Originals squad (can’t blame them since the writers kept letting him get bested ridiculously). About his strength might be numb and his skills might be affected after centuries spending on the coffin. About how Kol was cocky, arrogant and underestimated Elena and co. And you know what, that’s fair. That’s some good point I could get behind to explain why Kol didn’t just tear Elena and her brother apart in a few seconds as soon as he entered The Gilbert house.

But let’s not pretend when you saw with your own eyes, that Kol wasn’t in the upper hand in the whole fight. Even they did prepare themselves with all those hunter equipment, attempted to trap him or attack him with surprise. Kol, with all possible inconveniences listed above, still managed to overpower Elena and Jeremy, throwing them away with no sweats like some rag dolls. Not to mention Kol had several chances to just kill Elena and be done with it, like when he pinned her to the wall, and stabbed her. Why didn’t he just rip her heart out of her chest? When he stated clearly on the phone with Klaus that he was going to kill Elena? Why stopped there? No reason. (And why did he froze like that in the kitchen scene as if he was waiting to be killed? 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️) Kol didn’t underestimate Elena, it's Elena who underestimated Kol. And now we all agree that she and her brother would’ve eaten sh*t and dead, or been armless if it wasn’t for all plot armor, stop fooling yourself.

Another hole of Elena’s “smart and capable” plan is… HOW? What tf was she thinking how she’s gonna kill him??? Like, we all know the only way to kill an Original is the white oak stake… which they didn’t have. The only ones who knew Kol had it were Klaus and Rebekah. And I doubt they just casually mentioned to their enemies in very short of time that their brother had the murder weapon which could kill them all. And let’s pretend they did for some reason, how could they be sure Kol would just bring the white oak state along to the house? He could've kept it somewhere safe, he could've destroyed it already. And there’re no indication or hint that they knew where it was. They planned to steal a dagger to use on Rebekah, to deal with the aftermath, but they didn’t bother to find the crucial weapon for the plan? And Kol just happened to bring the weapon to their door, how convenient. How clever.

Conclusions? Being with poor Elena and defending her all you want (like I couldn't careless with all other matters) but please don't pull the self defense card in this case or go as far as she really just survived purely on her "skills" or her "intelligence". Like, sure. She made a plan, lured Kol into her house to murder him, planned to kill 10000+ people and dgaf about the possibility of the world ending just because she couldn't handle being a vampire. The entire mess afterwards was because of her doings. And don't get me started on how the hell she thought she could get away with killing Klaus and Elijah's little brother and planned to dagger their baby sister later. But yeah, of course, somehow she did. Plot armor. Pointless.

#kol mikaelson #anti-elena-gilbert #anti-mf-gang #the worst part is that kol's willing to compromise and leave them alone if they just stopped seeking the cure #he explained it over and over trying to save their ass #no one listened #they murdered him then pretended to be poor victims #and his family really just got over it #boo hoo #if i have to hear self defense bs one more time... #and can anyone explain why kol's sireline didn't come back and haunt their ass in 4x23

[jonatgan-official]

this is so funny to me. “hypocritical”? we didnt ASK YOU to pretend to like us LMFAO

#boo hoo #sorry we dont fucking fall for your bullshit propaganda #zionism #anti zionism #anti zionist #pro palestine #palestine #israel #pro israel #free palestine

[mxiize]

I need a hug.

#mxiize #boo hoo #big sad #:( sad #hug plees

[mbrainspaz]

guess who just wasted 2 hours drafting and deleting about a dozen text messages to their corporate boss who acted all sad and pitiable about being asked to pay them about $300 extra for two weeks worth of grueling overtime in the summer heat doing the full work of a barn manager while being paid like a teenage stable hand?

ya boy

#life of a texan peasant #they just straight up refused to pay me about $120 #boo hoo #has the CEO tried buying fewer avocados yet? #worker exploitation #workers rights #fml #job search time #I don't do charity work for corporations #ranch work #farm work #stable hand

[yoritoshi]

#donald duck #pato donald #paperino #disney #epic donald #boo hoo

[shadysadie]

Yeah, they said the same thing about the Titanic

#Titanic #titan #stupid rich people #Five less billionaires #Boo hoo