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ctarchangel542 · 5 months
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She’s a Goddess
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nothing’s wrong - lucy bronze x reader
genre: reader gets diagnosed with a heart condition right before the euro finals, angst
warnings: chronic condition, injury
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the last few weeks had been great, but awful. while the excitement for your teams progression in the 2022 euros was unimaginable, your underlying illness threatened to overshadow your joy. before the euros had kicked off, unbeknownst to your long term girlfriend, lucy, you had been feeling agonising chest pains, almost like palpitations, a shortness of breath, feeling lightheaded when standing up after sitting down or after a long day of training, and a plethora of other unusual occurrences. even during times of intimacy with lucy, you struggled to pluck up the courage to ask to slow down, feeling your own heart race and beginning to hyperventilate. you did your best to hide your pain from lucy as you knew she would become overbearingly cautious if you told her anything. you couldn’t burden her.
seeing that you had progressed further into the tournament, you made the responsible decision to visit the gp, brushing it off to lucy, letting her know it was just a ‘yearly checkup’.
“yearly checkup?” she asked, “but, love, we have regular checkups at camp all the time?”
“i know but,” you stopped to think of something to come up with, “my mum’s still got me signed up with this clinic; got the memo from mum and the gp to head in so…”
“alright, well if you say so,” she didn’t look so convinced, but to her, why else would you need to visit a doctor? “good luck, babe!”
she pressed a quick but deep kiss to your lips before you left out the door, keys in hand.
you sat in the waiting room impatiently, your leg shaking uncontrollably. again, out of nowhere, you clenched your chest in pain. you were even more eager than before to find out what was going on with your body, it posed as a constant reminder of your fragile state.
“yn yln” a nurse, holding a tablet, looked around the room before you stood, sending you a forced smile.
“right so, to definitively explain any of these symptoms your experiencing,” the doctor who sat before, you rested his hands on his knees, “we are going to need to run a few tests,”
“and since the mri is available in this schedule block, we’ll get that out the way, other wise you’ll be on a waiting list for possibly weeks.”
you kept your mouth shut and nodded in compliance.
after one uncomfortably claustrophobic mri, a couple of blood tests and other tests you couldn’t quite wrap your head around or understand, you were sat down in front of your doctor again.
“now, you won’t get the test results back for at least a week, so we’ll have you come visit again when we get those processed. given your symptoms and based off previous patients, i’d say you have postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome, more so known as pots,”
“which means; before you get any prescription medication, i’d advise you not to partake in any vigorous cardio activity like running, long distance walking, swimming or cycling.”
your jaw dropped and you chuckled at the suggestion in utter disbelief.
“i’m sorry but, i’m a professional footballer, i’ve got a semi-final and possibly a final game coming up to play, i’ve never gotten this far before, it’s a once in a life time opportunity. i have play.”
“look, i’d heavily advise you not to play your games at all but, if you do, i’d highly recommend for you to chat to your coach or manager to cut your time on the pitch, you need to let your body rest even if you aren’t experiencing extreme symptoms.”
you weren’t going to let some stupid heart condition stop you from winning that euros trophy with your national team and the love of your life. so what did you do? you didn’t listen. you disregarded your doctors advice with a hefty cost.
the semi-final had a positive outcome, england dominating and leading into the final. you had managed to play for the first half of the match and sat down, breathless and dizzy; you were fine. the test results from the appointment were still yet to come, so you didn’t visit the doctors again before the final game.
you quietly sat next to the right of lucy on the coach, her hand intertwined yours, thumb moving back and forth on your hand to soothe the nerves. the two of you had your heads lent against each other, finding comfort in one another’s proximity. suddenly, you were grasping at your chest, it ached terribly; it felt as though it was burning slowly in molten lava.
“babe, are you alright?” she looked at your with concern, eyes frantic for an explanation.
you eased your expression of pain with a short laugh.
“i think i ate my cereal too fast this morning from all the nerves,” you say, gritting a smile, “i’ve got heartburn!”
“you stupid girl,” she smiled gently, “have some water, love.”
she passed you her water bottle, and as you chugged it down, you were washed with the slight relief of pain and relief of lucy believing you. you could not cost lucy stressing out over you; of all people, especially before a final.
when you took a step into the stadium, the fans roared in anticipation. the energy was palpable, but so was the pain in your chest.
when the whistle was blown, your body moved on sheer willpower, adrenaline drowning out the cries of protest within.
you made eye contact with lucy on the pitch several times, her eyes fixed on you, mixed with pride and concern.
the first half passed in a blur, and as you retreated to the sidelines, you gasped for air, your vision blurring at the edges. lucy rushed to your side, her worry etched into every line on her face.
“sweet, what’s wrong?” she asked, placing a hand on your cheek, “i think you need to stop, yn, sub off for the next half, you look so burnt out.”
“i can’t let the team down, lucy. i’ll be fine!” you managed a weak smile trying to reassure her.
but even as you said the words, doubt crept in. you’d have to push through another 45 minutes of the game. your heart flooded with guilt, seeing as lucy was still unaware of your body’s intentions.
“yn!” sarina called for you, “what’s going on? you’re playing really badly, losing possession of the ball. if you don’t get your head in the game for this next half, i’m going make you sit out, there are other girls here who want to experience the game.”
you looked towards the ground in regret, you knew it wasn’t right for you to play. still, you wanted to contribute to the win, selfishly.
“sorry boss,” you apologised, shooting a smirk, “think it’s all the nerves about winning!”
sarina laughed and let you run off.
during the second half, you found yourself struggling to keep up. despite the excitement of providing the assist to tooney’s first goal for england, the pain in your chest intensified. your breaths came in ragged gasps and your legs felt like lead. despite the signs of your body begging for you to stop, you persisted. you couldn’t give up, there were still a view minutes to go.
in the final moments of the game, you pushed forward, using your last reserves of energy to fuel your movements.
as the crowd erupted in cheers, you collapsed to the ground, hands clawing at your chest that was constricting with pain. the action of having your eyes closed in contribution to the consecutive jabs you felt in your heart, dulled out the noise of your surroundings.
none of the team, not even lucy, had noticed you struggling, they’d all been huddling together and celebrating their history-changing win. you managed to push yourself up from the ground, which was a bad idea. as soon as you stood, your vision began to blur; pitch combining with the crowd. it felt as though gravity pulled you down, as you roughly collapsed to the grass from feeling faint, the next thing you know; everything went black.
it didn’t take long for the team to notice your lack of presence, as they heard the cheers of the crowd had transitioned into gasps and screams.
lucy was by your side in an instant, her hands quickly coming to the base of your neck for support.
“baby, yn, wake up please,” her voice quivered, she brushed your hair away your face and pressing a hard kiss to your forehead.
the team and medics surrounded your limp body, seemingly baffled by the sudden fainting.
but as your body began convulsing and your breath went from unusual to gone, your younger teammates began to cry, turning away from the scene.
“get the paramedics!” lucy’s voice cracked in panic, looking around frantically for someone to say or do something. tears began falling from eyes, and she pushed them desperately away with her hands.
she could see hempo sprinting to the sidelines, asking to get the paramedics that had specially been on standby for the final.
it didn’t take long for the paramedics to have their hands on your chest, wasting no time to check your pulse, going straight to compressing firmly and quickly with no prior precautions.
lucy’s heart shattered when she made out the sound of a few of your ribs cracking from the compressions. was she going to lose you?
lucy had encased your hands in hers the whole ride to the hospital, drowning in fear. but lucy couldn’t look at you, way too scared and worried for your health. the paramedics had managed to get your heart beating at a regular rate and breathing in control, but you were yet to awaken.
the hospital room you were now situated in was quiet, heart rate monitor beeping from normal to moderately high, in waves. lucy stayed by your side, staring at the iv drip slowly releasing into the needle plunged in your arm.
there was a knock on the door and a nurse walked in to look at lucy, a smile on her face.
“hi, a friend, i’m assuming?” she asked, looking back at forth between your unconscious body and lucy.
“nah, girlfriend.” lucy replied.
“oh i’m sorry, um so i’ve got a bit of a synopsis for you. so yn here, seeing she’s been recently diagnosed with postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome, the doctors just said that she’s had a severe pots episode, very similar to a heart attack. she’s got a couple of broken ribs from the cpr but, they’ll heal in no time. not to worry, she’ll be okay in a few weeks time.”
“i’m sorry, she’s been diagnosed with what?”
“postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome or you probably know it as pots,” she informed lucy, quickly noticing her face of shock and confusion, “…she hadn’t told you yet?”
“no,” lucy whispered a reply.
“i’m really sorry, it’s a chronic heart syndrome. well, she’ll be awake very soon, so i wish you luck with your conversation. let me know if you need anything.”
lucy curtly nodded to the nurse and watched her walk out the door before repositioning her attention to you. her eyes wavered over your sleeping body.
she placed her hands over her face and broke down crying. she sobbed for minutes, though it felt like hours to her. obsessive thoughts clouded her head, subsequently haunting her.
why hadn’t you told her? were you to scared to tell her? did you not trust her? didn’t you tell her everything? why? did you even love her?
you slowly opened your eyes to the harsh fluorescent lights beaming from above. the sterile smell of the hospital room filled your senses and you tuned in to hear the beeps of the monitor and quiet sobs and sniffles coming from beside you.
“darling, don’t cry,” you croaked, lifting and reaching a heavy arm towards her, though it felt like it was anchored to the bed.
lucy almost plunged towards you when she noticed your voice and lifted her head to see your eyes, droopy, but open. she had to restrain herself from embracing you tightly, as she was reminded of the broken ribs that the nurse had mentioned earlier.
“you scared the shit the out of me,” she whispered in your neck, as you caressed her head gently, “why didn’t you saying anything?”
“i’m so sorry luce, i was so worried i was going to scare you,” you sighed, “i didn’t want to stress you out before the final, so i was going to wait before i told you.”
“yn, i would rather want to make sure your okay, then win some stupid football game. you mean everything to me and i don’t want to lose you.”
“i’m sorry, lucy, i love you.”
“i love you too,” lucy whispered, voice full of emotion, “but promise me you’ll never shut me out. this is such a big thing to hide. we’ll face these things together, no matter what, okay?.”
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an: dk if i like how this turned out 🧍‍♀️
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Hired Help
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TW: Smut. Semi-public sex. Language. Cheating.
SUMMARY: Unsatisfied by your boyfriend, you find an alternative if your family’s pool boy, JJ. 
WORD COUNT: 1400
*Requested*
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Halfway through July, JJ knew what to expect by now from his summer job. The same ‘Kooks’ judging him from afar behind their designer glasses and mimosas, commenting on his pitiful existence while also keeping their peripheral vision on their best silver. And yet, with what was expected cleaning pools, the usual rectangular tile and cement harboring the youthful trust fund kids, had not expected to find you. Or more specifically the way you were tangled within your boyfriend on the very ledge of the pool, feigning pleasure as he pumped himself into you, his damndest attempts to bring you pleasure having paled in comparison to the rush felt once his eyes found you. But just as his sapphire iries magnetized to you, you had basked in him, the unintentional exhibitionism with your boyfriend and the way JJ had to suppress his drool was enough to make you feed into the body rubbing against you. 
“I’m gonna come babe-” He spoke beneath you as you contorted your face into forced pleasure; lips pulled for a deep breath, eyes lowered but not closed, and your voice convincing your lover of a job well done with a fake orgasm of your own, as your nails dug into his shoulders. All the while, JJ stood until your boyfriend cursed him away, to where he would return to his indifference, and move to the edge of the pool with his back turned to you. 
“Fuckin’ pogues, always wanting what we have…” He teased upon slapping your ass as you nodded, half listening, a hypocritical heart analyzing the bronzed ‘pogue’, blonde hair tempting your fingers for a pull as you couldn’t help but wonder how he felt between your thighs. The excitement of that forbidden touch, the fear of discovery although you held no actual love for your boyfriend but more of an obligation to be his girlfriend, and that curiosity quelled by what it meant to be touched by someone like JJ Maybank-a reputation as lecherous as it was rambunctious. 
“Don’t worry, I won’t tell him you faked it, wouldn’t want to hurt his fragile ego…” JJ spoke over your shoulder as you wrapped yourself in the towel on the edge of the pool by the steps, fixing your suit, and turning to face him. You noticed how his eyes descended to your lips and then the breasts spilling from your dainty suit, before extending even lower to the loose ties now made of your recently disheveled bottoms only wet by the pool and now JJ’s focus. 
“I’ll just take my money and go…” He explained, holding his hands in his pockets as you nodded, slipping to the table and lounge chairs just off of the pool, where your mom had left the money for ‘the pool boy’. But as you turned to give it to him, you noticed how his eyes flashed upwards as it was clear his eyes were making that inappropriate descent to the exposure of your ass looking back at him. 
“This should be enough…” You explained, your fingers tracing his thumb as he took the money, his eyes half blown in lust as the sound of your boyfriend’s truck distanced him from you, taking any guilt and reservation along with him. 
“Think you can do better?” You teased, slipping back towards the pool and beneath that surface before pushing yourself at the pool’s ledge, forcing your breasts into his line of sigh as he let out a deep exhale before crossing his arms. 
“Don’t know if you could handle it, sweetheart…” He taunted back as you cocked a brow before pulling the strings of your bikini top loose enough to toss back at him. 
“Only one way to know..” You would swim away from him, luxuriating in the water, while feeling it shift from the far end in his descent to you. Yet, you wouldn’t allow your eyes to connect to him until his hands came to your hips. But you were a dominant spirit, only acquiescent when the larger goal meant your overall pleasure. For that, you pushed him away with a hand to his chest, shaking your head, and turning against the ledge of the pool. 
“This way…”
“Shit…” He cursed beneath his breath before feeling you push your ass into the perfect crevice made of his bent hips. As he brought you further against the side of the pool, his hands beside yours, you turned to kiss him, but only teased his lips, before guiding his hand to your thighs. 
“I want to feel all of you…” He explained, retracting his hand to the side of your hip and removing the bottoms of your suit, as you bit your bottom lip once feeling his entire hand wrap into a cover over your pussy. Using his palm, he would stimulate your clitoral hood before he penetrated you with his ringed middle finger. 
“Expecting an audience anytime soon?” He asked into your ear as you came into a rest against his shoulder and you shook your head. 
“They’re in Hawaii until Monday-”
“And the jock?”
“He got what he wanted, he’ll be good until tomorrow-”
“And what do YOU want?”
“I want you to make me come, JJ…” You knew his name well, a consistent staple at any party and the reputation for being a good lay and the connection to marijuana, he was a curiosity now on the fringes of discovery as his fingers ran up to your breasts. 
“You want it like this?” You nodded before feeling that hand ascend even further until connecting to your jaw, turning you to face him. 
“Say it. Beg me for it…” He spoke softly, but with features as domineering as the meaning behind his words. But you weren't quick to obey, instead, you led his finger to your lips, sucking softly and keeping eye contact, as he cocked his jaw in approval. 
“You’re a devious little thing, aren’t you? Needy for a good fuck to make you behave?” You shrugged. 
“Wouldn’t know…still waiting.” To this, he forced you towards the jet of the pool, your gasp making him chuckle, as he would lower his trunks, and insert himself behind you. 
“THIS what you want?” You nodded in quick repetition, the force of the jet’s stream and the pressure offered by his cock, nearly proving to be too much as your hand came to your back and into his naked hips. 
“JJ!”
“That’s it, princess…let every one of yoru neighbors to know who is insisde of you in broad fucking daylight-” He grunted, wrapping his hand to the back of your neck and leading you into such an angle where he hit the deepest cavern within your sex. 
“JJ!”
“Shit, you feel so good…” You nodded in agreement while he now pulled you back against his chest. But the second your head found a rest within his shoulder, he withdrew from you.
“J-” You were turned to face him, lifted around him, and carried to the steps of the pool. 
“Promise you won’t be faking those sounds with me, sweetheart…” He was inside of you once again, supporting himself on the steps at your back while you tangled yourself around him. The way his body felt in contrast to the water but synonymous to the summer heat was euphoric all its own-but his dominant hold alternating between the steps to your hips, and finally your hair, gave that edge that only amplified the pulsation between your legs. 
“Oh, you’re fucking close, I can feel it-”
“Please!” His hand came around your throat, pulling you back into him. 
“Keep begging, I wanna come with you.” You bit your bottom lip before you pulled your back against him, completely, his motions quick as your back arched, and his second hand wrapped to your breast, fondling its nipple to intesnify your high. 
“Fuck!” You both belted out in unison before feeling those tremors within you dance with his own before you were forced the absence of his recanting. 
“Well now I should probably clean the pool again…” You chuckled to his words before watching him search for his trunks, your body in bliss after you entertained yourself in this afternoon delight…
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clanwarrior-tumbly · 2 years
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*crashes into your inbox like a feral raccoon* REQUESTS ARE OPEN, REQUESTS ARE OPEEEEEEN
Anyway, I have been hyperfixiating on the porniplier boys.
I wanted to ask on some HC's of some of them (Specifically Date, Pizza man, Plumber, anx life guard) reacting to their S/o blanking out on them out of no where? Like the S/o was the DA before, and when they warped to the porn's universe the crystal stopped working for a while?
And the reason of them blanking out is because they keep getting a glance at the house mirror? And it just reminds them of what happened back at Markiplier manor?
I hope this makes sense-
- 🚬 anon
Date
“We can go roller-skating or get ice cream or see that new movie or...!!”
This dumb himbo doesn’t realize you stopped listening to him until he’s out of breath. But not on purpose.
You’ve been stuck here since the crystal ran out of juice, adjusting to your new life and going on some dates with your new bf, remembering how messy the first one got.
But you'd often find yourself blanking out in front of the beautiful bronze-rimmed mirror in the apartment.
It reminds you of that manor...where you were once imprisoned. Just lots of bad memories.
Date eventually stops rambling and sees you staring at yourself, bringing you out of the trance by making you face him, giving you a hug and a smooch against your helmet.
“Hey, don’t worry. You look amazing! You may see something else but I see someone who’s super handsome and/or beautiful <3″
Pizza Guy
He stopped charging you for pizzas long ago.
You can repay him in other ways, he says ;)
But you let him stay at your apartment for as long as he wants. He doesn’t wanna go back to his shitty job. He’d rather spend time with you than deal with another entitled customer.
One night, he comes in with the spare key and sees you spaced out in front of your mirror.
He thinks you were checking yourself out but then notices your blank stare and gets worried.
Like Date, he’d try hugging you and distract you with compliments.
“Say, I heard a new Italian restaurant just opened. Let’s get some pizza there..it’s gotta be a thousand times better than the shit I’m selling.”
Plumber
Turns out he’s actually here to fix the pipes.
But tbh it’s also just an excuse for him to see you again while he's working. He just can’t stay away from your apartment for long.
Though when he asks you what he should inspect, he sees you just staring at the mirror, confused..
“Is uh..your mirror broken?”
“I don’t know..” You mutter, still lost in your trance.
You suddenly regain focus when he awkwardly coughs and you’re embarrassed that you got distracted. “Oh! S-Sorry, uh..I think it’s a water leak coming from the bedroom.”
“Gotcha. Let’s go check it out, shall we~?” He winks.
Lifeguard
His attempts at flirting with you end with him ranting about his chronic fear of the ocean.
Poor guy’s laying across the couch and you’re like “it’s okay babe”, listening to him.
But you do catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and just..blank out, remembering things you'd rather forget.
However he takes your vacant expression as one of boredom and he sighs, apologizing. “Oh well, at least I still look hot, right?”
Then you come back to your senses and reassure him you were listening and that it was okay if he didn’t like his job.
“Actually uhhhh I wanna downgrade to a pool lifeguard...do you guys already have those here?”
“Nope. Just a “swim at your own risk” sign.”
“..ohh, so could I be your personal lifeguard then?” He smirks, making you flushed.
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Entry 121: The Same Chapter Again Except Less Horny
You know what I realized I haven’t talked about? The Difficulty Modes in this game. Fates has two types of difficulty, with three options each. The first type determines enemy strength and is split into: Normal, which is painfully easy; Hard, which is a decent challenge; and Lunatic, which exists to tell you to go fuck yourself. There are also three death types: Classic, where units die; Casual, where units come back after battle; and Phoenix, where units come back every turn.
I think that Normal/Hard/Lunatic all have their merits. They are good for learning the game, playing the game normally, and pushing yourself respectively. There are a lot of really cool Ludonarative things accomplished by Classic mode, in addition to it being a good challenge, but Casual is a fine easier mode that I’m okay with existing. I admittedly played Casual when writing this blog.
The oddball is Phoenix. It exists so you can see the story without playing the game, except, you still have to play the game, just without any choices mattering. Also, this game isn’t written good enough to skip the game and just read the story. It would be cool to try out Phoenix/Lunatic mode as a weird challenge run, but unfortunately, Phoenix locks you into Normal mode for some reason.
I’m going to do a bunch of DLC chapters in one fel swoop now.
Xenologue 2: Beach Brawl
Corrin is given a ticket for a vacation to a tropical island, but insists that one of their siblings take it. The boy royals argue about which one of them has to go on a vacation and pass it around like a hot potato. Their retainers show up and demand they go on a vacation, leading to an eight-way brawl over who gets the ticket. In this chapter, the player chooses one royal and their retainers and has to take on the other seven teams. The chapter uses premade units instead of the royals you actually have, for balance reasons. There is a Dragon Vein that lowers the stats of other teams. I don’t have much to say about the gameplay, because I haven’t actually played this one and am just going off the script on the wiki.
Each team gets their own little bit of dialogue before battle. Kagero and Saizo vow to lay down their lives to ensure Ryoma gets a vacation. Hinoka tries to forfeit, but Setsuna and Azama force her to fight so she can bring back gifts for them. Takumi orders Oboro and Hinata to surrender, but they refuse because they know he secretly wants the vacation. Sakura and Hana are worried that the vacation is a trap, but Subaki confirms it's safe after patrolling the beach; he also tells Sakura about all the sweets and begins making her an itinerary.
Xander orders Peri and Laslow to not slack off; his retainers request seashells and drawings of women in bikinis respectively as gifts. Camilla is sad that Corrin isn't going, but Beruka and Selena refuse to let Camilla go. Leo thinks that the whole thing is a waste of time, but Odin gives a big flowery speech about how great the beach is; Niles and Odin offer to slather Leo in tanning lotion so he returns bronze gold. Elise doesn't want to go without Arthur and Effie, but they tell her that fighting for her is all the vacation they need.
If you win, it cuts to a few days later, when Anna delivers a letter and a photo of the winning lord in a swimsuit to their retainers. I assume this is designed to be fanservice, which makes Elise and Sakura's inclusion a bit sketchy. Ryoma goes swimming and trains by fighting fish. His retainers also decide to train. Azama says he misses Hinoka's criticism. Hinoka trains by fighting coconuts and says she won't send presents, disappointing Setsuna. Takumi looks happy. Oboro gets jealous because she thinks he's dating Anna now because she took the photo. Sakura eats a bunch of fruit. Subaki and Hana argue about her swimsuit.
Xander clutches a Lilith floaty because he can't swim. He also sends back extensive notes on seashells and babes. Beruka assumes Anna is a spy and tries to murder her. Selena is jealous that Camilla is having fun, while Beruka worries about assassins. Beruka hopes Camilla brings back poison as a gift. Leo wears his cape to the beach and stays inside all day. He tells his retainers it was a waste of time. Arthur somehow rips his own underwear out while retrieving a letter from his pocket. Elise makes leis for her retainers. The retainers explain they would have been miserable at the beach and decide to spar.
Xenologue 3: Boo Camp
Boom Camp exists so you can grind EXP by endlessly fighting faceless. Felicia or Jakob tells Corrin that the army is weak, so they should train on a haunted mountain and overcome their fear. The plot is bare bones, but every unit gets a unique line when they fight the faceless. I'm going to only mention the interesting ones.
Azura admits that people used to think the castle was haunted because of her singing. Jakob threatens to level a mountain if Corrin is injured. Kaze says he was haunted by a woman's ghost once and does not elaborate. Mozu says that she doesn't believe in ghosts and that the faceless are just monsters, then worries that she's started seeing ghosts. Shura vows to do right by the restless spirits of Kohga, if they exist. Fuga says he’ll push his limits, even though he’s old.
Takumi screams for the monsters to get away. Azama complains about them trampling over the mountain, then realizes he's also trampling and decides to purify himself. Setsuna says the faceless aren't as scary as the decapitated corpse she ended up trapped in a pit with. Hinata is reminded of a woman in a white who hovered in a graveyard when he was a kid and comes to the conclusion, not that she's a ghost, but that she had a crush on him. Oboro says people are more scared of her than ghouls. Hayato is scared because he is a child. Kaden asks the monsters to scare him because he thinks fear is fun. Yukimura mentions that there are rumors of ghosts haunting Castle Shirasagi and says that he hopes there are, so he can see Sumeragi or Mikoto again. Scarlet assumes it's an exercise to get them to pair off as couples, for some reason.
Xander says that the thing he always feared was his father late at night. Camilla says that the Woods of the Forlorn and the games she played as a kid are scarier than the monsters. Leo says the dead envy him and that so do most of the living. Effie asks the faceless to come back to her gym for daily training. Peri screams because she's scared of mummies, then realizes it's just faceless and kills them. Selena calls the whole chapter stupid and says that she's seen way worse things, for example Camilla when she's upset, which is apparently scarier than the zombie apocalypse she was raised in. Benny complains that everyone mistakes him for a monster then screams because he sees monsters. Keaton likes the mud and bones. Gunter says it's dumb to waste EXP on him because he has bad growths.
Shigure decides to paint the mountain and the faceless. Midori is scared, but plans to make medicine out of monsters. Asugi pretends the monsters are pinatas. Hisame brings up Hinata's ghost crush, who apparently was seen behind him. Rhajat thinks the dreary mountain is dope. Siegbert thinks he is unfit to be king because he's scared. Soleil hears girls screaming and is into it.
At the end of the chapter, Corrin decides to come back later for more training, scaring their retainers.
Xenologue 4: Ghostly Gold
This chapter is like Boo Camp but for gold instead. The chapter begins with Lloyd and Lleewelyn informing Corrin that people keep looting the ruined temple they look after. Corrin offers to help. Because the looters attack at dawn, everyone has to stay up late. Also the looters are ghosts. Once again, everyone gets a single line, this time complaining about staying up late. Jakob dreams of fighting in his underwear, something you can make him do in Castle Battles. Silas gets tricked into licking a toad to stay awake. Kaze can't sleep without his favorite pillow.
Ryoma grumpily says he doesn't need sleep or breakfast or coffee. Hinoka falls asleep mid-sentence. Takumi points out that taking turns sleeping was an option. Sakura spills coffee on herself and others. Saizo says he can stay up for five days straight. Azama says he knows how to sleep in the middle of a conversation without people knowing. Setsuna says that she went to bed early instead of keeping watch because she knew the others would wake her. Kaden says he sleeps while curled up into a ball. Orochi says it was adorable how the others slapped each other to stay awake. Rinkah says she slapped people to keep them awake. Yukimura praises the tactical plan of striking when everyone was asleep, then points out he has caffeine. Scarlet says that this is the first time she's ever seen a sunrise because she normally sleeps in.
Camilla says she is in a MOOD because she and Corrin couldn't sleep. Leo says he will make the next person who calls him grouchy suffer. Odin says his eyelids are being pulled down by ghost magic. Niles says he always sleeps with one eye open, but then again he normally does things with only one eye open. Laslow says he stays up for pillow talk. Peri cries and says she's emotional when she doesn't get enough sleep, meaning she probably hasn't slept all game. Beruka says she took part in a three-week stakeout once. Benny says he was too scared to fall asleep because people told ghost stories. Keaton is mad everyone knows he snores. Gunter falls asleep boasting.
Shigure sings a lullaby to keep himself awake and accidentally puts everyone else to sleep. Dwyer complains about having to make all the coffee when he's tired. Sophie, half asleep, thinks the ghosts are cotton candy. Midori makes worm juice energy drinks. Mitama can't write a good poem because it's four in the morning. Caeldori says she should have brought a romance novel to keep her awake. Forrest complains about having to sleep on the ground, which is bad for his skin and hair. Velouria is nocturnal. Percy says he annoys Arthur in the morning. Soleil says she almost showed up naked.
Corrin decides to give back all the gold the bandits dropped. The twins give them the gold as a reward. After Corrin leaves, Lloyd and Llewelyn mention the gold is cursed and gives bad breath.
Xenologue 5: Museum Melee
Team Corrin goes to an interrealm museum featuring rare weapons. The curator explains there's a battle to the death over the weapons Corrin can compete in. Okay. Also the museum is on an airship for some reason. This one allows you to get rare weapons and items. You can also get capturable bosses here, because bosses are also items. Corrin points out that they shouldn't be fighting with real weapons. Felicia wants a tea set she can't break. Shura points out that he's still robbing people, even after renouncing his bandit life. Izana requests to be given the entire airship.
Ryoma worries about Ranjito being stolen. Saizo calls the whole situation absurd, but does what is demanded. Setsuna says wheeee because she's on an airship. Oboro compares it to a holiday sale. Yukimura is disappointed that it isn't a real museum.
Xander points out that only he can wield Siegfried, because he is a bad father and forgot his son exists. Elise says she wants a divine weapon like her brothers. Arthur is confused by being forced to act like a mugger. Peri begs Corrin to let her kill people. Selena goes to the gift shop.
Dwyer wants coffee from alternate universes. Midori tries to trade drugs for weapons, because she is secretly Ronald Reagan. Shiro wants a weapon that can beat his father's. Selkie does not grasp that a fight is going on. Hisame wants pickle-eating utensils. Ignatius gets airsickness. Nina follows hot guys around.
After the battle, the curator explains that the weapons were donated by realms no longer at war. He explains that the people we just beat up were also from war-torn realms and Corrin feels sad. I don't. Soldiers are not always good, Corrin. Corrin says they'll donate the weapons after they've won the war, so others can achieve peace.
Xenologue 6: Royal Royale
This one takes place after Revelation. A version of the Rainbow Sage from the Outrealms informs the princesses that Corrin is in danger. Specifically, an alternate universe version of Corrin who hasn't beat the game yet is in danger. He tells the princesses to spar to see who is the strongest, which will allow him to make stat boosting items for Corrin. Somehow. The girls don't to fight each other, but agree once they find out the princes already agreed.
Wait a minute. This is just Beach Brawl again, except less horny this time! What a rip-off!
Winning nets you a Dread Scroll for the Hoshidans and an Ebon Wing for the Nohrians, plus a character specific stat booster (Secret Book for Takumi, Energy Drop for Ryoma, Seraph Robe for Hinoka, Dracoshield for Xander, Spirit Dust for Leo, Godess Icon for Elise, and Talisman for Camilla).
There are people who paid money for these chapters.
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My snippets are long this week, so they're under the cut:
Playing with Fire, Treading Thin Ice
I’m brought out of the reverie I’ve fallen into by an odd crinkling sound. Out of the corner of my eye, I can see Simon lifting something to his mouth. He’s acting furtive, moving slowly and carefully, like he doesn’t want me to see. Curious, I watch him from beneath my eyelashes for a few minutes. He repeats the motion that attracted my notice two more times and finally I can’t resist confronting him. 
“Simon Snow. Are you eating fucking butter packets?”
He starts, and swings the hand holding his latest victim behind his back. Simon Snow had better never commit an actual crime, because he has no poker face whatsoever. It’s too dark for me to see the colour of his cheeks, but I can smell the blood rushing to them and I’ve been dating him long enough to be able to visualise the way his cheeks are glowing right now, each freckle standing out like dots of inks against the brilliant colour of his skin.
“No?” he says, and I can’t stifle my laugh at what a terrible liar he is. 
“You are!” I accuse, still laughing. “What the fuck, Snow? Did you get them mixed up with the after dinner mints?”
Raising Dragons
Is it wrong to be thirsting over your gorgeous husband when your toddler children are running amuck at your feet?
If so, lock me up, because Simon just emerged from our bungalow wearing the tiniest swim trunks imaginable. I am the author of my own troubles, because I bought them for him. He looks like a god. 
I corral Ebb from dashing into the surf with one foot while I ogle Simon. He’s long and lean, but powerfully muscled. His bronze curls need cutting; they dip into his eyes in the front. His golden red skin shimmers from the sunscreen lotion I bought him, and his red scales sparkle in the light. 
His powerful tail is lifted high like a flag, and the designer sunglasses I bought him for the trip rest neatly in his curls right in front of his curling horns. He looks cool and hot all at once. I’m worried I’m going to get an erection just from looking at him, so I scoop up the triplets and busy myself adjusting their beach rompers.
Simon lopes over to me, a ball of energy as always and grins. “How do I look?” he says. 
I give him a smouldering look. I shouldn’t have to be the only one trying to control my baser urges around my hot husband. “I’ll let you know what I think once the kids are in bed tonight,”
Mystery Project
I drag myself into the basement of Pitch Music and take a forlorn look around. Nothing has changed. The same wood paneled walls, the same windowless gloom. Working down here has always felt like being imprisoned in a wooden box. It’s worse now that I thought I’d escaped it. 
You might think that I, being the only living heir of the Pitch family, would have a luxurious office. And I could, if I wanted. But a luxurious office comes with the trappings of that position; I’d have to give up music for myself and spend all my time handling the minutia and paperwork that goes with producing other people’s music. My father thinks that’s where I should be, but he’s not a Pitch. Fiona’s in charge, and she mostly lets me do what I want. 
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One shots TR BOYSSS
Just a little idea swimming in my head, don’t worry it’s only two characters; pure chaos.
TW: Baji and Mikey….GAY VERY GAY
Manjiro: (Reader is Baji’s TWIN sister)
His bike stopped in front of the small house, the satisfying crunch of gravel a melody to his ears, he hopped off; blonde hair dancing in the breeze, he pulled out his mirror (long story) checked himself out and headed toward the Baji residence. Mrs Baji’s warm smile and soothing aura reminded him of something he cherished greatly as a person: home. “Step right in dear, (YN)’s been waiting all day! She’ll be in her room, it’s the first door on your left.” “Alrighty!” Said Mikey. Manjiro stepped inside the room, a large vanity off to a side, pictures of Baji and (YN) lined the walls, one particularly sparking a memory (Baji in hospital no angst here). Mikey grinned tiptoeing toward his girlfriend, her long hair covering part of her face, oh she looked like a goddess, soft snores were heard from her….She was wearing Baji’s Toman uniform?? He glimpsed her soft pink lips poking through and chuckled leaning down and capturing them in a kiss. “BITCH WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!” bronze eyes snapping open. (YN) ran in snapping a photo and erupting in loud wails of laughter. Mikey spat in the trash and blushed a fiery shade of red. “Mikey DAMN YOU” screamed a disturbed Baji. “Good LAWD!! THAT SHIT BE GAYY!!!!” Yelled (YN). Baji raised his middle fingers toward Mikey, who returned the gesture and then put his pinky under his eye and stuck his tongue out. “Brooo get the fuck outtt!!!” Said a disturbed (YN). Baji rolled his eyes, hopping off their shared bed. Pouting, Manjiro turned toward his lady, who giggled and said, “Aww come on baby boy you didn’t know, come here.”
EXTRA:
Baji sat down gracing his fingers over soft lips. “That bitch is actually pretty good at making a man feel seduced.” This meant war…
BAJI (Bitchy) KEISUKE:
Baji arrived at the hotel Toman was staying at. Hair a mess, bruised lip, sexiness. After borrowing the card to his girlfriend’s supposed room (he zoned out during Chifuyu’s explanation..) he opened the door and ushered himself in. “Heeyyy babes….GASP!!!” Baji tiptoe ran toward the bed pulling the sheet slightly to expose Drakes laying in bed with a smaller figure. “Motherfucker..what the hell?! You cheatin’ or somethin’?! You want a piece of this?!! Huh want some-
“SHUT UP!!!” Whispered the boy. “She was feeling frustrated and decided to talk shit out with me. Must’ve dozed off” Now Draken felt bad at lying, especially since it concerned his friend’s love life.. but Baji was being a bitch…and bitches end up in ditches. Draken sighed hopping off the bed, winked at Baji and left. Keisuke rolled his eyes, removed his chunky boots and lied down, he rolled toward his left, nesting his neck in the rook of (YN)’s neck and softly began tracing his way under her shirt, grazing her smooth, pale skin with his fingers, moans were heard…”Dude what the…” “Shhhhh babyyy” cooed Baji; hands firmly cupping soft small nipples…… A snap and and fuzz of blonde hair later, Baji was underneath a pissed Mikey. The commander flared his nostrils threateningly, glaring holes at the boy, “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!” Draken and (YN) burst in the room laughing their asses off. “Blackmail material” said (YN) as she and Draken shared a high-five.
I leave it at the fact that neither Baji nor Mikey spoke to either of them for a month, and yes Chifuyu got the recording..
EXTRA: (JUST AFTER THE “INCIDENT” WITH MIKEY IN THE SHOWER)
Mikey’s POV:
hot damn that bitch was good at that shit…..fuck you Baji first time a man made me feel good…
MY POV:
LETS JUST SAY DRAKEN HEARD SOME WILD SHIT OUTSIDE THE RESTROOM….
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BEACH DAY W/THE AOT CHARACTERS!
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WARNINGS! — cursing, suggestive activity, use of the word dick(?), exaggerated content
CHARACTERS! — aged up!eren, armin, mikasa, jean, connie, sasha
A/N! — summer is almost halfway over and i’ve yet to go to the beach once, so yeah, this was very much needed. also sorry they’re so long lmfao.
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EREN makes the beach his bitch. he totally rocks the whole surfer aesthetic with his swim trunks low on his hips, hair pulled into a messy bun, and sunglasses propped on his nose. the girls at the beach will have their eyes on him but he’ll always be captured by how good you look. not only is he happy to let loose at the beach but he gets to see you in swimwear, so it’s a double win. he can also very easily score the both of you free drinks at the tiki bar but he doesn’t do it unless you’re comfortable with it. he’s an adrenaline junkie, so get ready to be forced to go jet-skiing with him, maybe even paragliding as well. you could be recuperating from having your life flash before your eyes from this mf going 90mph on a jetski, and he’s already moving onto the next activity. he loves figuring out creative ways to sneak beer into the beach. like yes eren, the beach cops totally won’t find it suspicious when they see you drinking from a fucking sunscreen bottle. he also tans so easily, and you get incredibly jealous because how the hell does he get such an even tan so effortlessly?! who gave this asshole the right to look all good and tall and bronzed up?
ARMIN loves reading at the beach. reading in general is nice, but reading at the beach under the warm sun with an ocean breeze is just better. once, he fell asleep with the book on his chest and got a wack ass fucking tan mark. since then, he’s learned to be extra consistent in reapplying his spf 100 sunscreen as directed. prefers being at the beach in the evening because the sun rays aren’t as intense and because he likes watching the sky turn a beautiful mixture of pink and orange. always packs little snacks like grapes, cheese & crackers, sandwiches, etc. because duh? it’s only fitting to have a sweet beach picnic date with you! it’s also safe to say the two of you absolutely love the drinks from the tiki bar—except they’re incredibly dangerous because you can barely taste the alcohol. the both of you would accidentally drink one too many and suddenly be tipsy and giggling up a storm. once, after said particular instance occurred, the two of you could NOT stop cracking up at the sight of a rather large and deformed dick drawn in the sand. someone needs to keep you two away from the tiki bar.
MIKASA is a beach volleyball god. like yes, she looks very put together and gorgeous in her bikini, but the second you start playing beach volleyball, it’s over. her spike? deadly. you feel bad for whoever you two are up against because they don’t stand a chance. when she’s not completely demolishing in a game of beach volleyball, she’s lounging on a beach chair, taking in some sun as she sips on a fruity drink of some sort. like armin, she’s very on point with her sunscreen application to avoid bad sun burns. always asks you to help her apply it, knowing damn well that you get all flustered doing it. likes sitting with you in the shallow part of the water, talking about anything and everything as the small waves gently lap past the both of you. she’s also developed a habit of taking pictures of you two at the beach because it’s not so often you guys can go, so she just wants to capture the memory.
JEAN resembles a dad at the beach. this mf has a hat on, some ugly ass sandals, and is carrying three damn bags worth of beach shit. you stand on the side as he works the beach umbrella’s pole into the sand. he rejects any and every offer to help. i got it babe, just take out the towels. sets everything up close to the actual water because hello? he wants to see the view, not the back of some bald guys head. he loves splurging on drinks because of the fun little umbrellas and colorful straws they add to them. the both of you will lay comfortably on your lounge chairs, drinking and discussing your plans for later on in the day. he normally falls asleep after a while; work is tough and beach really has a way of making him relax. you typically end up napping as well, before being woken up by a hyperactive jean begging you to go in the water with him. if you don’t immediately agree because you’re half asleep, he’ll take you to there himself. and it’s not even in a romantic way; he’ll straight up toss you over his shoulder and walk right up to the water before throwing you in. don’t fall asleep around jean.
CONNIE acts like a kid at the beach. there is no napping or lounging if you’re at the beach with connie. you will be constantly moving; whether it’s through playing frisbee, beach volleyball, or just walking along the shoreline. you have to sit him down and practically force him to eat because he forgets to. brings a speaker and makes it embarrassingly loud, forcing everyone at the beach to listen to his music. you have to curse at him to turn it down before someone snitches. additionally, this mf gets sand everywhere; you don’t know how but every single crevice of his body has sand in it and you cringe at the mess in leaves in the car and at home. on a side note, he loves going to the beach at night because it’s practically empty, meaning he gets away with more out of pocket shit without getting in trouble with the beach police. (skinny dipping with connie? skinny dipping with connie). also loves going to the beach at night because sometimes people do bonfires and those are his absolute favorite. sitting with an arm around you in front of the fire, toes tucked into the cool sand, is easily one of his favorite feelings.
SASHA enjoys eating by the beach. like armin, sasha appreciates a good beach picnic. except, fuck grapes and crackers, she wants a lot more than that. if she knows there’s a grill accessible at the beach, get fucking ready. she’s not much of a cook herself, but the both of you will work together to make burgers, hotdogs, steak, or anything else the brunette desires. you’ll sit across one another on a picnic bench, eating comfortably as you look out at the view. the both of you would be a bit far from the water itself, but it was worth it in the name of meat. after sasha has had her fill, she’ll come over to your side of the bench and lay her head on your lap. the both of you would chat as you play with her hair. it’s only until the both of you have digested that she’s dragging you to the water. she’s the type not to care about bringing a bathing suit and would either go in with all her clothes or just her undergarments, there is no in between. loves going further and further in the water which is a problem cause she literally can’t swim. you have to religiously pull her back to where your feet can actually touch the sand when she’s distracted talking to you. she has a heart palpitation any time seaweed touches her because she thinks it’s an animal. you have to calm her down and urge her not to send the entire beach into a panic by yelling “shark!”
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ACOK: Daenerys II (Chapter 27)
Three thick walls encircled Qarth, elaborately carved. The outer was red sandstone, thirty feet high and decorated with animals: snakes slithering, kites flying, fish swimming, intermingled with wolves of the red waste and striped zorses and monstrous elephants.
Alright, what the hell is this? It’s Friday, it’s Daenerys, and I refuse to work.
I must say, I do love the idea of wolves prowling the red waste.
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The middle wall, forty feet high, was grey granite alive with scenes of war: the clash of sword and shield and spear, arrows in flight, heroes at battle and babes being butchered, pyres of the dead. The innermost wall was fifty feet of black marble, with carvings that made Dany blush until she told herself that she was being a fool. She was no maid; if she could look on the grey wall's scenes of slaughter, why should she avert her eyes from the sight of men and women giving pleasure to one another?
Three walls? Animals, war, sex? I don’t know. I told you I’m not trying.
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She passed under a bronze arch fashioned in the likeness of two snakes mating, their scales delicate flakes of jade, obsidian, and lapis lazuli. Slim towers stood taller than any Dany had ever seen, and elaborate fountains filled every square, wrought in the shapes of griffins and dragons and manticores.
Griffins, dragons, and manticores? It all has to mean something, right?
Someone else take the glory.
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Dany smiled. "Perhaps it's the camels you're smelling. The Qartheen themselves seem sweet enough to my nose."         
"Sweet smells are sometimes used to cover foul ones."    
Every Daenerys fan on earth:
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Xaro Xhoan Daxos had offered Dany the hospitality of his home while she was in the city. She had expected something grand. She had not expected a palace larger than many a market town. It makes Magister Illyrio's manse in Pentos look like a swineherd's hovel, she thought. Xaro swore that his home could comfortably house all of her people and their horses besides; indeed, it swallowed them. An entire wing was given over to her. She would have her own gardens, a marble bathing pool, a scrying tower and warlock's maze. Slaves would tend her every need. In her private chambers, the floors were green marble, the walls draped with colorful silk hangings that shimmered with every breath of air. "You are too generous," she told Xaro Xhoan Daxos.
Lol, are we making a comeback?
There they are again!
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Last of the three seekers to depart was Quaithe the shadowbinder. From her Dany received only a warning. "Beware," the woman in the red lacquer mask said.
"Of whom?"
"Of all. They shall come day and night to see the wonder that has been born again into the world, and when they see they shall lust. For dragons are fire made flesh, and fire is power."    
Here comes Maggy the Frog to fuck with the queen’s head, ensuring her own self-destruction.
Damn I just realized Maggy the Frog and Quaithe are the heroes of the story.
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Pyat and Xaro had showered Dany with promises from the moment they first glimpsed her dragons, declaring themselves her loyal servants in all things, but from Quaithe she had gotten only the rare cryptic word. And it disturbed her that she had never seen the woman's face. Remember Mirri Maz Duur, she told herself. Remember treachery.
I smell you, Arya.
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When all the men had gone, her handmaids stripped off the travel-stained silks she wore, and Dany padded out to where the marble pool sat in the shade of a portico. The water was deliciously cool, and the pool was stocked with tiny golden fish that nibbled curiously at her skin and made her giggle. It felt good to close her eyes and float, knowing she could rest as long as she liked. She wondered whether Aegon's Red Keep had a pool like this, and fragrant gardens full of lavender and mint. It must, surely. Viserys always said the Seven Kingdoms were more beautiful than any other place in the world.    
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The Dothraki sacked cities and plundered kingdoms, they did not rule them. Dany had no wish to reduce King's Landing to a blackened ruin full of unquiet ghosts. She had supped enough on tears. I want to make my kingdom beautiful, to fill it with fat men and pretty maids and laughing children. I want my people to smile when they see me ride by, the way Viserys said they smiled for my father.    
But before she could do that she must conquer.
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How could she hope to overthrow such men? When Khal Drogo had lived, men trembled and made him gifts to stay his wrath. If they did not, he took their cities, wealth and wives and all. But his khalasar had been vast, while hers was meager. Her people had followed her across the red waste as she chased her comet, and would follow her across the poison water too, but they would not be enough. Even her dragons might not be enough. Viserys had believed that the realm would rise for its rightful king . . . but Viserys had been a fool, and fools believe in foolish things.                 
Her doubts made her shiver. Suddenly the water felt cold to her, and the little fish prickling at her skin annoying.
Boy that dream of a perfect paradise went up in smoke real quick, huh?
Daenerys doesn’t enjoy cold water, she likes it scalding hot. Don’t worry, I didn’t forget, author.
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They said Robert Baratheon was strong as a bull and fearless in battle, a man who loved nothing better than war. And with him stood the great lords her brother had named the Usurper's dogs, cold-eyed Eddard Stark with his frozen heart, and the golden Lannisters, father and son, so rich, so powerful, so treacherous.    
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"Ned Stark a traitor?" Ser Jorah snorted. "Not bloody likely. The Long Summer will come again before that one would besmirch his precious honor."
"What honor could he have?" Dany said. "He was a traitor to his true king, as were these Lannisters." It pleased her to hear that the Usurper's dogs were fighting amongst themselves, though she was unsurprised.
Don’t you love how the show erased all of this?
Can’t have Daenerys repeatedly vilifying a main protagonist.
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Dany had never looked upon the Usurper's face, yet seldom a day had passed when she had not thought of him. His great shadow had lain across her since the hour of her birth, when she came forth amidst blood and storm into a world where she no longer had a place. And now this ebony stranger had lifted that shadow.
No shadow has been lifted, Daenerys. You’re surrounded.
Sometimes she would close her eyes and dream of him, but it was never Jorah Mormont she dreamed of; her lover was always younger and more comely, though his face remained a shifting shadow. - Daenerys II, ASOS  
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"Then I grieve for you, Dragonmother, and for bleeding Westeros, bereft of its rightful king."                 
Beneath Dany's gentle fingers, green Rhaegal stared at the stranger with eyes of molten gold. When his mouth opened, his teeth gleamed like black needles.
There’s the obvious takeaway here, but I’m fixated on the word needle being used to describe the teeth of a dragon. Rhaegal’s teeth.
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Your Grace," the knight said, "I bring you Quhuru Mo, captain of the Cinnamon Wind out of Tall Trees Town."    
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Dany laughed. "And will see more of them one day, I hope. Come to me in King's Landing when I am on my father's throne, and you shall have a great reward."    
The Summer Islander promised he would do so, and kissed her lightly on the fingers as he took his leave.
Quhuru Mo and Daenerys have a date when she lands in Westeros. Quhuru Mo, captain of the Cinnamon Wind. Quhuru Mo, captain of the Cinnamon Wind, who likes to sail Samwell Tarly around Westeros. 
Remember this.
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"No," he admitted. "There is more of Rhaegar in you, I think, but even Rhaegar could be slain. Robert proved that on the Trident, with no more than a warhammer. Even dragons can die."                 
"Dragons die." She stood on her toes to kiss him lightly on an unshaven cheek. "But so do dragonslayers."
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THE TREES, BRAN. THE TREEEEEESSSS.
Final thoughts:
Oof, explosive chapter transition. I can name three potential dragon-slayers that have “died” -> Jon, Arya, and Bran. 🤔
Daenerys is getting squashed between Arya and Bran chapters for what it’s worth.
And I don’t care what anyone says, she’s dying on the Trident.
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Daenerys Targaryen in Game of Thrones 2.04: “Garden of Bones"
➸On the walls of Qarth, men beat gongs to herald her coming, while others blew curious horns that encircled their bodies like great bronze snakes. A column of camelry emerged from the city as her honor guards. The riders wore scaled copper armor and snouted helms with copper tusks and long black silk plumes, and sat high on saddles inlaid with rubies and garnets. Their camels were dressed in blankets of a hundred different hues. “Qarth is the greatest city that ever was or ever will be,” Pyat Pree had told her, back amongst the bones of Vaes Tolorro. “It is the center of the world, the gate between north and south, the bridge between east and west, ancient beyond memory of man and so magnificent that Saathos the Wise put out his eyes after gazing upon Qarth for the first time, because he knew that all he saw thereafter should look squalid and ugly by comparison.” Dany took the warlock’s words well salted, but the magnificence of the great city was not to be denied. Three thick walls encircled Qarth, elaborately carved. The outer was red sandstone, thirty feet high and decorated with animals: snakes slithering, kites flying, fish swimming, intermingled with wolves of the red waste and striped horses and monstrous elephants. The middle wall, forty feet high, was grey granite alive with scenes of war: the clash of sword and shield and spear, arrows in flight, heroes at battle and babes being butchered, pyres of the dead. The innermost wall was fifty feet of black marble, with carvings that made Dany blush until she told herself that she was being a fool. She was no maid; if she could look on the grey wall’s scenes of slaughter, why should she avert her eyes from the sight of men and women giving pleasure to one another? The outer gates were banded with copper, the middle with iron; the innermost were studded with golden eyes. All opened at Dany’s approach. As she rode her silver into the city, small children rushed out to scatter flowers in her path. They wore golden sandals and bright paint, no more. All the colors that had been missing from Vaes Tolorro had found their way to Qarth; buildings crowded about her fantastical as a fever dream in shades of rose, violet, and umber. She passed under a bronze arch fashioned in the likeness of two snakes mating, their scales delicate flakes of jade, obsidian, and lapis lazuli. Slim towers stood taller than any Dany had ever seen, and elaborate fountains filled every square, wrought in the shapes of griffins and dragons and manticores. The Qartheen lined the streets and watched from delicate balconies that looked too frail to support their weight. They were tall pale folk in linen and samite and tiger fur, every one a lord or lady to her eyes. The women wore gowns that left one breast bare, while the men favored beaded silk skirts. Dany felt shabby and barbaric as she rode past them in her lionskin robe with black Drogon on one shoulder. Her Dothraki called the Qartheen “Milk Men” for their paleness, and Khal Drogo had dreamed of the day when he might sack the great cities of the east. She glanced at her bloodriders, their dark almond-shaped eyes giving no hint of their thoughts. Is it only the plunder they see? she wondered. How savage we must seem to these Qartheen.
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Soulmate au! Countdown - Harry Hook x Reader -oneshot
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soulmate au idea sent in by Anonymous 
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Everyone in the world was born with a watch, not on their wrists or anywhere attached to them, just a simple watch that would appear when a new soul was born into the world. Doctors would blink, and suddenly, next to the new babe, was a watch.
A watch that had a set date of years, months, days, hours, minutes, and seconds until the new soul would meet their soulmate, the one destined to love them forever.
Some watches were simple ones, a simple leather band with a plain clock attached to go around their wrist. Some got more…exotic clocks, one person, whose soulmate was an astrologist, watch had planets instead of hands to tell the time.(luckily for the person, who didn’t know how to read the time by looking at planets, there was still a small digital timer in the middle just above the sun) some had intricately carved pocket watches, some had sundials.
Prince Ben’s watch had confused some people, being a pure gold and silver watch, rusted slightly (and unable to be buffed to perfection as so many tried) with a horned dragon decorating the top, the back engraved with thorned vines. It wasn’t till years later, as Ben locked eyes with Mal, the daughter of Maleficent, did the watches ticking stop (small A/N; Ben and Audrey don’t date since they know they aren’t meant to be already. Okay let's get back into it!)
Audrey’s watch hung off a silver necklace, the top cover being diamond-like glass that seemed to shine like magic. Her watch had stopped when she met Chad at only six months old, his rose gold wristwatch stopping at the same time.
Doug's watch, a gorgeous gold-plated pocket watch decorated with heart-shaped red rubies, had stopped when he first locked eyes with Evie, daughter of the Evil Queen, who for a small while had denied that her own watch had stopped ticking, and had only admitted it after she and her friends had proclaimed their decision to turn their backs on their parent's evil ways.
Most people your age had met their soulmate already, you knew some who had yet to meet theirs but mostly everyone had already been found.
Not that you personally knew that.
You hardly talked to anyone really, so how were you to know if someone had found their soulmate yet or not.
You were just a regular person in a school of the descendants of heroes and royalty, a loner at that. The only interesting about you was your watch.
It was a gorgeous gold watch with thin black paint under the gold curved detailing that looked like waves, surrounding the outer rim of the cover, with an anchor and a ship's steering wheel in the middle of the cover, the back was a carved compass, the entire thing connected to a strong bronze chain.
You admired it every day, excitement and anxiety running through you as every second passed. And those feelings were amplified recently.
The clock now read seven days, seven hours, eight minutes, and forty seconds. It was only that until you met your soulmate.
You only hoped they wouldn’t think you weren’t worth their time…as everyone else did.
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Harry had been born with a pretty plain-looking pocket watch, smooth and silver metal protecting the gears.
You could imagine the surprise he felt when he finally opened it for the first time. The inner works of his watch were beautiful, the silver metal had turned to gold, curving details surrounded the hands and timer, a shining scale texture covered the inside of the cover, never leaving a residue on his finger when he traced it.
Many villain kids were told to never open their watches, being told that it was pointless to even look since they would never need their soulmate in the first place.
Some obeyed, some, like Harry, had gotten too curious and looked anyway, and some just looked because they could.
And Harry couldn't say he regretted looking, every day he grabbed his watch and popped it open, smiling as the ticking hands signified the ever-coming day of meeting his soulmate.
Like now, it read seven days, five hours, three minutes, and seven seconds. Coincidently, it matched the same day he would be going to Auradon prep, seven months after king Ben had invited the original four to Auradon.
His closest friend, Uma, had a plan to get the wand and do what the original four couldn’t. but Harry had another plan.
He wanted to meet his soulmate, he knew they couldn’t have been on the isle, he had met basically everyone on the isle, there was no other explanation than for his soulmate to be in Auradon.
He looked up from his watch to gaze at the bright lights of Auradon, his breath visible as he let out a sigh and leaned against the rails of the lost revenge. “you ready for next week?” he suppressed a flinch as Uma suddenly appeared next to him, joining him to look at  Auradon.
“aye” he simply muttered back, clenching his pocket watch in his hand. He looked away slightly as Uma turned towards him, her brow quirked.
“…you want to find them, don’t you?” Uma asked, turning back to Auradon and resting her chin in her hand.
Harry stayed silent.
Uma reached out and squeezed Harry's shoulder “I won't stop you from doing that, I know our parents told us that soulmates are bullshit but I could give less of a fuck, if you decide not to go through with everything because of them, I’ll leave you two alone…” Harry sighed in slight relief and turned to Uma.
“even if it would ruin yer plans?” Harry asked softly, laughing as Uma grumbled a bit.
“yeah yeah…if you’re happy im happy” Harry tossed his arm over Uma’s shoulder and pulled her into his side, grinning as she quietly complained at the hug.
“Thank yeh Uma” he whispered, closing his eyes as Uma sighed against him and hugged him back.
“you’re my best friend Harry, I would do anything for you” Harry smiled against her hair, squeezing her shoulder a bit before letting her go as she started to bat at his chest “Alright alright that’s enough, come on we got night shit to do” Harry snorted and shook his head a bit, grabbing his hat from the milk crate next to him and flipping it on, whistling slightly as he followed Uma off the ship.
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You looked up from your summer history essay as a group of girls rushed up to the window, giggling to themselves as they pointed out whatever it was they were talking about.
‘oh right’ you mentally sighed, closing your book and packing it away, knowing that the study hall you were in was going to be filled with the laughter of these girls for who knows how long ‘the new vks’
You spared a glance back at the girls, sighing wistfully to yourself as they smiled amongst each other.
What you would give to have friends like that, but you had always been closed in on yourself and always froze up when someone tried to talk to you, that you had never gotten the chance to make friends.
You shrugged your bag over your shoulder and walked out of the study hall “where to go now” you whispered to yourself, taking out your pocket watch and smiling slightly at it, rubbing your thumb against the wheel before popping it open.
Six hours, forty-five minutes, and seven seconds.
You would meet your soulmate today.
You closed the watch and held it against your chest, letting out a giggly sigh and walking towards the other end of the dorms to get to the other study hall so you would write your essay in peace.
Behind you, you heard king Ben talking, taking a glance back you saw a flash of a scarlet red coat pass by the entrance to the hallway you had just entered. You brushed it off and looked back in front of you.
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One and a half hours, ten minutes, and forty seconds.
Harry stared anxiously at his watch, his foot tapping rapidly against the floor of his new room. “you know if you just sit and stare at that thing it's not going to go any faster” Gil offered, setting his new laptop down and sitting next to Harry, reaching out to close the watch.
Harry blinked back into reality, pouting at Gil slightly. Gil just gave him a look and pushed the watch towards Harry's chest “sitting in here won't help you find them either, go explore or something, you might find them easier” Harry huffed and grabbed his watch, sticking it in his pocket and walking out of the room “you’ll thank me later!”
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You groaned a bit as you rolled your shoulders, you had finished your essay, along with a handful of other projects, and had decided you needed a break. So it was off to your “secret” spot near the dorms, it was well hidden by the forest and you had to cross a hanging bridge to get to it so hardly anyone knew about it.
You shrugged off your top and pants, kicking off your shoes and setting everything next to your towel and watch before diving in.
Underneath the water your body shimmered, your legs turning to a transitioning (f/c) and (f/c) tail with a strong fabric-like tail, scales the same color as your tail appeared next to your eyes and trailed down your cheeks, your shoulders being covered as well.
You let out a soft sigh as you swam through the clear water, trailing your fingers across the smooth rocks that lay at the bottom of the lake.
You picked up a particularly shiny clear and black one, swimming back up to the surface and examining it, humming to yourself as you waded through the water.
-There once was a ship that put to sea/ And the name of that ship was the Billy o' Tea/ The winds blew hard, her bow dipped down/ Blow my bully boys blow-
You started to sing one of your favorite sea shanties aloud, closing your eyes and letting yourself drift across the surface of the lake as your voice echoed around you.
- Soon may the Wellerman come/ To bring us sugar and tea and rum/ One day, when the tonguing' is done/ We'll take our leave and go-
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Harry sighed quietly as he walked around the grounds of Auradon prep, tubbing his thumb against the smooth metal of his watch as the comforting -tick tock- of its gears rang in his ears.
He sighed again as he stopped in the middle of a pathway, running his hand through his messy hair. He pulled out the watch and quirked his brow.
three minutes, forty seconds.
Suddenly something caught his attention, he turned his head towards the forest, his lips separating as a lovely drifted towards him.
He started walking towards it, entering into the forest and pushing past the bushes that covered the main path. He quickly walked over the hanging bridge that led him directly to a sparkly crystal-clear lake.
And wading in the water of that lake was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen or heard.
- No line was cut, no whale was freed/ An' the captain's mind was not on greed/ But he belonged to the Whaleman's creed/ She took that ship in tow -
As he walked closer to the mermaid, he didn’t notice the timer on the watch tick down to the seconds.
3…2...1.
Suddenly the mermaid looked up from their rock and gasped, her glowing (e/c) eyes locking with his ocean blue.
The ticking stopped.
The mermaid squealed in embarrassment and ducked under the water, Harry quickly snapped out of his stupor and ran towards the edge of the lake, kneeling at it and looking around for the mermaid who had suddenly disappeared. “where did yeh go?” he whispered, yelping and falling back on his butt as the mermaid suddenly popped up in front of his face and tried to reach for her items behind Harry.
He watched her struggle to reach toward them before she groaned and flopped on the ground, her top half lying pitifully on the dry ground as her tail angrily hit the surface of the water.
Harry let out a soft chuckle and looked behind him, spotting a gold pocket watch resting just next to a (f/c) towel, he glanced back at the mermaid for a moment before reaching out for the watch and gently handing it to the mermaid.
She quickly popped it open and gasped.
Harry watched as the mermaid just stared at her watch, then slowly look up at him. He took out his watch and popped it open, stopping as he realized the clock had stopped.
00:00:00:00:00:00 blinked rapidly
Harry looked back at the mermaid and turned his watch towards her. She reached out slightly, looking at him for permission to take it.
He pushed it into her hand and she set it next to her watch, a smile growing on her face as the blinking of the timers synchronized perfectly. Only soulmate watches could sync perfectly as they did.
She looked back up at Harry with a wide grin, Harry's heart fluttering like crazy as she did.
“I found you” she whispered in the most melodic voice, squeaking a bit as Harry stood and started to strip out of his clothes “what are you doing?!” she yelled, pushing off the edge and diving down under the water a bit, only her eyes and the top of her head above the water.
“joinin’ yeh,” Harry responded simply, kicking off his shoes and pants and tossing them aside with his shirt, jacket, and belts.
Once he was down to just his underwear, he jumped into the water next to his soulmate, closing his eyes as he sank into the surprisingly deep lake.
Almost immediately after he jumped in, arms wrapped around his waist and kept him afloat. Harry cracked open his eyes to see the glowing ones of his soulmate, their pupils slanted as they stared back at him.
Harry let a smile grow on his lips as he and his soulmate floated under the water. Then Harry's body proceeded to realize he was underwater and that he needed air.
His soulmate watched him look up, realize what he was doing, and grabbed his face. Harry looked at them and let out a muffled squeak as she leaned forward and pressed her lips to his.
He snapped his eyes shut and felt his face burn with a blush as she licked his lips and opened his mouth, breathing into him.
She pulled back and giggled, which oddly wasn’t muffled. Harry opened one of his eyes and pouted slightly as his soulmate covered her mouth with one of her hands as she laughed at his expression.
He took a breath to say something, but then realized he was breathing underwater. He gave her a wide-eyed look and she giggled again.
“mermaid kisses can let the person breath and speak underwater” her voice purred, grabbing his hands and pulling him up to the surface. Harry shook his head, smirking as his soulmate squealed a bit as the water droplets hit her.
“I’m Harry” Harry spoke first, swimming slightly closer to his soulmate and pressing a soft kiss to her cheek “Harry Hook.”
“(y-y/n) (l/n)” she squeaked slightly, Harry smirking at the heat that burned against his lips as he pressed another kiss to her cheek.
“I think” he pulled back and pressed a kiss to her other cheek “you and I are going to get along very well~” he purred, grinning as (y/n) set her forehead against his.
“whys that?” she hummed, pushing her lips together as Harry tightly wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her into him.
“a pirate and a mermaid? What's a better match than tha’?”
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Hi 👋 can you do a scenario for the pillarmen with a s/o who is a little shy and has a bit of trouble standing up for herself? I always struggle to speak up for myself because I feel like I’m being irrational or mean. But there has been a few times when I’ve stood my ground. Mainly when someone I care about is also being affected. But every other time, I see that I can be a bit of a push over because I’m too nice to people. I need a big intimidating pillar man to help speak up for me when I can’t 😔
Oh my dear Anon ❤❤❤
Believe me when I say that I wouldn't hesitate to stand up for you if I ever saw you getting pushed around ❤ Keep your chin up!
But for now, let me send you 4 gorgeous Ancient Aztec Vampires to stick up for you 😇🥰😘
The Pillarmen (separate) standing up for an s/o who can't stand up for themselves... (Under the cut for length!)
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Kars:
• From the moment he met you, he always found your shyness quite endearing.
• Not to mention your small size.
• You two were quite the case of "opposites attract" for sure.
• One day, you and him are out getting some coffee at a Café after running some errands like you did every Saturday together.
• Kars went to pick out a good place to sit by the window looking out to the street while you go grab the coffee you wanted.
• He was halfway across the room when suddenly he heard the sound of you gasping, only to turn around in time to see you getting pushed out of the way by an older man.
• The man was much taller than you, looking very riled up as he had simply stormed into the place.
• "Move it! I'm in a hurry!" The man growls at you as he takes your place in line.
• Kars watched as you opened your mouth with some hesitancy, visibly shaking as you attempted to put your foot down and confront him.
• "I-... I was here fir--" "I told you, I'm in a hurry, you stupid bitch! Now fuck off and wait!"
• Kars had, quite frankly, seen enough.
• In a fraction of a second, he was across the Café and standing right behind the man; acting as a barrier between you and the offending jerk.
• He tapped the man on the shoulder.
• "Do I have to fucking tell you--" the asshole whirled around, expecting to come face-to-face with you again only to come face-to-chest with, the great and terrible Kars.
• The jerks eyes went wide and he craned his head back to meet the unrelenting gaze of the over 300lb, muscular and larger than life Pillarman who was staring at him like a predator would prey.
• "Is there a problem?" His voice was eerily calm but cold enough to make shivers run down your own spine, ruby irises piercing the man like the sharpest knives.
• The man could only stand there, gaping like a beached fish. "Uhh, I--"
• Kars cut him off, uncaring as to what he had to say. "I do believe my beloved wife was standing here before you."
• One glance down at the massive hand that was now wrapped around yours and the man caught sight of your matching rings.
• "I--... I--..." the man was floundering, starting to sweat profusely as the dots connected.
• His sweating only increased as Kars' face soured even more into a scowl, looming over him as straight and as solid as an oak tree.
• The mans face went positively white. "Oh! M-My mistake.... actually, I-I... uhh... should go..."
• Suddenly, the man didn't want his coffee anymore and was in even more of a "hurry" than before as he bolted out the door.
• Kars chuckled lowly, Mortals...
• Finally, he turned to face you. The Pillarman gave you a once over to make sure the jerk hadn't done you any physical harm when he had shoved you out of the way.
• He didn't miss that you were still shaking, looking a little doe-eyed as you were still reeling from your confrontation with the man.
• He smiled softly, leaning down to press a dotting kiss your head.
• "How about you go sit by the window and I'll bring you the coffee, my sweet little sunshine."
Esidisi:
• Your shy nature always enamored Esidisi.
• You could say it fueled his fire (tee-hee)
• He wasn't very shy himself and he was always willing to do things for you when they were out of your comfort zone, like waiting in line for you or accompany you anywhere.
• One of his most favorite places to accompany you was the supermarket on the weekend.
• "Oh! I forgot the laundry soap in the other isle..." you said, looking at your checklist as you marked through it. "Could you run back and get it while I get the cereal?"
• "Of course," he said with a smile, leaving you with the cart as he walked 4 isles down to get it.
• He was not expecting to see what he saw when he returned with it in hand however.
• You had gone to get the cereal like you told him and there were two boxes of the kind you liked left on the shelf. You had grabbed one to put in the cart and continue on when suddenly a woman appeared out of nowhere and ripped it straight out of your hands.
• The woman regarded you with a knot in her face, "I have two kids, I need these more than you." She spat, taking not one but both boxes and dumping them in her cart that was already overflowing with things she "needed more" of.
• Esidisi watched as you stood there, contemplating telling her that was unfair but ultimately deciding it wasn't worth your time.
• This wasn't the first time something like this happened to you and it was just cereal. You didn't want to cause a scene over something so small, it felt irrational.
• Esidisi on the other hand, wasn't just going to stand back and let you get disrespected like that whether it was over cereal or not.
• Lord help anyone who disrespected his Queen.
• Just as the woman tried to strut away with her overflowing cart, Esidisi blocked the isle exit, standing like a roadblock in front of her cart.
• His arms were folded and he had a calm and collected aura about him that any onlooker could see but only you could see the fire that was blazing in his eyes.
• "Get out of my way!" The woman ordered, as if she could look half as threatening as him.
• "You took something from my wife. Give it back." He said sharply.
• The knot in her face returned as she looked the Pillarmen up and down with a scrutinizing eye, "I already told her, I have two kids. I deserve it more."
• You knew very well she was about to threaten to call the police or something if he didn't move. You had seen this scenario PLENTY of times before.
• Esidisi pursed his lips, raising one brow. "Oh, children you say?"
• You knew that look in his eye to damn well.
• A smirk tugged at the corner of his lips, reaching into her cart and grabbing both boxes of cereal.
• The scorching heat of his hands torched them in mere seconds and the woman watched helplessly as they blazed and crumpled into ashes before her.
• "In that case; apologize to them for me." He leaned over the cart, his grin stretching as he lowered himself to face level with the gobsmacked, ill-manered woman. "Now they don't get any."
• The woman stood there, mouth agape, trying to say something but failing. All she could do was watch, filled with no doubt terror, as Esidisi linked his arm with yours and walked away with your own cart.
• "Cereal is overrated." He told you, pressing a warm kiss to your knuckles. "I'll just make you breakfast instead."
Wamuu:
• Your sweet shyness was one of the things that made Wamuu absolutely over the moon for you.
• Going anywhere with him always felt like he was your personal bodyguard due to his massive size, even if he wasn't protecting you from anything.
• One particularly hot day, you both decided it would be lovely to spend it at the beach and cool off with a swim.
• "Wait here, I'll go get the sunscreen from the car." He told you, smiling softly as you made yourself comfortable on the towl he laid out in the sand.
• Always mindful of your Human needs, he didn't want you to get burned while in your swimsuit.
• He departed for only a minute, coming back in time just to witness a creep looming over you, right where he had left you.
• "C'mon babe. Why don't you go for a swim with me?~" the man purred, grinning slowly as he ogled you.
• "N-No thank you." You muttered, shrinking under his gaze. The heart that was pounding in your ears made it hard for you to be as firm as you wanted with him.
• You hoped, you prayed, you begged this man would take NO for an answer and leave you alone.
• You really didn't want to cause a scene with this weirdo.
• His first mistake was not giving up there.
• "Oh, don't be difficult." He went on. "Have some fun~ You're at the beach~"
• You shook your head, cheeks burning with more than the heat and a lump starting to form in your throat, rendering you unable to speak at all now.
• You really didn't want to deal with this. You wished the sand would just swallow you up. You kept praying he'd leave you alone.
• The mans second (and greatest) mistake was laying even a finger on you.
• He grabbed your hand quite forcefully, trying to pull you to your feet as he kept pressing you to "spend some time with him".
• Suddenly, a great and dark shadow passed over him, blocking out the burning sun and shrouding him completely in darkness, paired with a huge hand gripping his shoulder like a vice.
• Immediately, you were let go as Wamuu forcefully spun the offending man around to face him.
• There, he came face to face with the greatest and most powerful warrior who ever lived... and that warrior was scowling down at him in all his terrifying and gargantuan glory.
• The sun shined off the living Gods bronze and bulging muscles, his eyes burning with an intense and unmatchable anger.
• "I do believe my bride told you NO, Human." He growled, his brow knitting. "I would take that order and leave while you still can unless you plan on me having fun with you as well."
• The creepy man backed away from both you and the Pillarman, holding his hands up in a placating gesture.
• Wamuu clenched his own hands into fists, knuckles crackling and popping like fire crackers.
• He couldn't even get so much as an apology out, his knees quaking as he staggered away as quickly as possible in fear that Wamuu would tear him in half like a sheet of paper.
• When the creeper was far, far away from your spot Wamuu dropped to his knees beside you, taking your tiny hand in his, his face now radiating with concern.
• "Are you alright, my beloved? Did he hurt you?" If you should happen to say yes Wamuu fully intended on taking chase down the beach and carrying out his previous threat.
• When you assure him you're not hurt he presses soft, loving kisses to your already sun-kissed cheeks.
• Finally, he smiles and holds up the bottle of sunscreen. "Now, let me get your back for you, my sweet. And then we can go for our swim."
Santana:
• You two were always like two peas in a pod; sharing a similar sort of shy nature and all.
• You were his sweetheart and you were the only person in this world who made his stone heart absolutely melt.
• Santana was quiet and reserved on the norm, he was also very passive like you, but an onlooker shouldn't be fooled by those things, as he was also very protective of you.
• He was walking to where you worked one afternoon; you both had made plans to go get some dinner together after your shift to celebrate the end of a long week and unwind.
• He opened the door to the shop you were working in, only to be greeted by the sounds of yelling hitting his sharp ears, making him stop on a dime.
• "I-I told you, sir, we're out of that product." Your voice was brittle, very unlike the sweet and cheery tone he was used to. "We're getting a shipment next Wednesday, I can put you down as--"
• "I DON'T FUCKING CARE!" The man you were serving at the counter roared into your face, slamming his hands down and making you jump. "You're going to get me it TODAY. I need it TODAY."
• Your throat was squeezing tighter and tighter as the man just kept yelling and yelling; this had been going on for the past 10 minutes now.
• Your shift was supposed to be over by now but this customer was downright mean and unrelenting without signs of giving up and facing the facts that he just couldn't have what he was looking for today.
• The man fully intended on bullying and belittling you until you somehow made what he wanted appear out of thin air.
• "I--" Inevitably, you were cut off again by the surly customer.
• "You stupid fucking bitch! Do I need to draw you a fucking picture?!" He snarled. "Get me what I want RIGHT NOW!"
• As soon as Santana saw the tears beading in your eyes starting to trickle down your cheeks, he had enough of this show.
• Wordlessly, he walked right up behind the man, his eyes narrowed and his jaw set.
• He looked uncannily like a wild animal closing in on a helpless prey, ready to pounce and kill.
• "Hey." His deep voice rumbled, grabbing the mans attention.
• The man whirled around, full on glaring at Santana before directing his anger onto him.
• "Wait your fucking turn!" He snapped, not fazed in the slightest by the sight of the Pillarman. "This idiot cunt won't take a SIMPLE order and--"
• This time, the man was cut off as Santana grabbed him roughly by the shoulders. You didn't miss the fact that your Husband's fingers start to phase into the mans body as if becoming one with him.
• The man let out a gasp, his words dying in his throat as he curled in on himself slightly. His body grew very, very pale and noticeably he became the slightest bit thinner, wheezing hard as his eyes bulged.
• Santana didn't plan on killing him, but the youngest Pillarman definitely intented to drain a decent portion of his energy to teach him a lesson he would never forget.
• With his blood red hair swaying and his cold eyes piercing, he leaned in close to the man, not once raising his voice as he spoke.
• "Leave." He commanded. "And never, ever, come back here again, primitive."
• And just like that, Santana pried his hands off the man; leaving him gasping for air.
• Without another word, the once haughty customer ran out of the store, not daring to look back as he feared Santana would be right behind him.
• Santana huffed, his mane bristling like an angry cat with its hair sticking on end, before turning to you.
• He came around the counter, reaching out and cupping your cheeks with his large hands.
• His thumbs swiped away your tears with a gentleness he sure as Hell didn't seem capable of after that display, kissing your head softly.
• "He is gone now." He murmured. "You are safe now, my beautiful bride."
• With Santana's help, you calmed down and eventually you both left hand in hand to finally go to dinner.
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Ooh 73 for the drabble thing if you want :)
Of course! Here it is!
73. “Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”
Trigger warning: nudity, but I guess that was obvious.
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Robb hates Summer. He hates that he constantly has to take a shower only to still be sweating three seconds later. He hates how ice cream melts in a heartbeat and it all drips along the cone and straight in his hand. He hates how he has to sleep with the window open just to let some breeze in the room but then, in the morning, the sunshine so bright and hot either wakes him up too early or ends up burning some part of his body: it happened once that he fell asleep and this ray of sunshine burnt half of his arm.
Now, as if all of this wasn’t enough, it’s fucking July and no month is hotter than July. If it was up to Robb, he’d stay home with his face in front of the fan for hours and hours. But it just so happens that he has a boyfriend who claims to see him every once in a while, but since his boyfriend is a total dickhead who loves Summer more than anything else in the world (Robb is one hundred per cent sure that is solely because he can show off his biceps) and there’s no fucking fan at his place.
That had led Robb to the only solution to survive such hot weather: lowering the blinds, undressing and lying on the bed. It does work, for a little: the pillow is cool, but he’ll have to turn it on the other side in a few, cause he feels his hair is sweating so hard it’s basically wet. But for now, it’s a nice feeling: Theon’s place is comfortable in the first place. More quiet. Cooler, cause Theon’s the only one living in here, Robb’s home is so full of people stuck with each other he’s sure that’s the reason why it’s so warm. He wishes he could live at Theon’s place forever, which is something that could actually happen at some point, cause Theon is trying to send him signals about it for days. Robb’s not even sure if Theon himself is sure of it, he just wishes he could say it as it is: “move in with me”. It’s not like Robb would refuse.
“Babe, you in there?” He hears Theon’s voice coming from the other side of the door. He’s early, he said he had to go to the store and grab a few things and that it would have taken him only five minutes, which equals two twenty-five minutes when it’s about Theon.
The door opens, “Ro-is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”
Robb rolls his eyes, as he turns lightly to stare at his boyfriend’s amused face, “Now don’t act like you don’t like it”.
A smirk appears on Theon’s face, thick dark eyebrows raising. He makes his way to the bed, flip flops swatting against the floor, and lays down next to Robb, “Oh I do like it indeed”.
He swats a hand down on Robb’s ass, much like he was expecting, which is the only reason Robb doesn’t wince.
“Ouch” he still says, out of instinct. In response, Theon pats his bum one more time, gentler, then rests his hand on Robb’s lower back. “Oh we both now you can handle much more than that”.
It’s true, Robb can’t deny that, but he’s too tired to replay: warm weather makes his head hurt and Theon’s hand is so warm it makes him sweat even more. He realises he’d been keeping his eyes closed only when he opens them up the moment he feels Theon’s lips pressing a kiss to his neck.
“What is wrong, sexy?”
Robb sighs in return, “My brain, my whole body is boiling. It’s too hot” he whines.
“N’aaaw, my poor little abominable snowman doesn’t like Summer, does he?” Theon brushes his nose against Robb’s cheek, then proceeds to kiss his jaw.
“I freaking ha-what did you just call me?” Robb would like to ask Theon where he got the idea for that nickname, but it’s in that moment that Theon climbs on top of him, his skin touching Robb’s. Which translates into: more sweating.
“No don’t do that, it’s too hot for you to touch me” he cries, pushing Theon away. Though Theon is only wearing shorts and a white t-shirt Robb wonders how he doesn’t need to take a shower cause, for fuck’s sake, Robb just took a shower, he’s completely naked yet he does need another shower.
“Seriously, and then you make fun of me when it’s winter and I’m too cold” Theon huffs, feigning annoyance.
Robb bends his head a little to press a small weak kiss to his shoulder, “How do you handle summer without melting or frying?” He asks it as if he’s looking for the elixir of life.
Theon twists his finger along one of Robb’s auburn curls, “I swim a lot”, he says, “In fact, we should go swim, right now and cool off”.
“In your pool?” Robb doesn’t know why he’s asking, of course he meant his pool: that was like, number one reason why Theon bought this house in the first place, cause it had enough space for a pool.
“Yep” Theon says.
“But I’ll get sunburned” Robb whines, grabbing his boyfriend’s hand and caressing his long fingers with his own.
“Not if you put on sunscreen”.
“But I don’t have it here with me, and you’re a dickhead who doesn’t get sunburned because your skin tone is fucking amazing and you actually can sunbathe” Robb’s aware he sounds like a kid, but he doesn’t mind: he’s allowed to, sometimes. And it’s true, Theon does have an amazing skin tone and he’s a dickhead for that.
“I actually do have some sunscreen here” that statement causes Robb to frown in both confusion and surprise: Theon despises sunscreen, and he’s gonna regret that in a few years, but every time they go to the beach (not many times but still) and Robb tells him to put on some at least on his face, the answer he usually gets is a simple “fuck off”. That is why it’s so weird for Robb to know Theon has let some sunscreen in his home.
“You do?” he asks.
Theon rolls his eyes, a small blush making its way through his bony cheeks, “Yeah, just for you babe”.
The smile grows on Robb’s face without him trying to control it, “How thoughtful of you”.
Theon takes that as the opportunity to hide his blush behind a charming smirk, “I know right? I think I deserve a kiss”.
“More than one” Robb leans over so that his lips can touch Theon’s. He feels hands caressing his hips and lower back, til they make their way down to his ass. This time, when Theon pinches it, Robb does wince. “Ow! Stop it!” He exclaims, swatting Theon’s hands away.
Theon’s smile is just a few inches away from Robb’s mouth.
“Never” he says, then pulls him in for another kiss.
It’s Theon who pulls away first, this time: he gets up from the bed and slips inside his flip flops to grab the bottle of sunscreen from his drawer. It’s still wrapped in plastic.
“You know, I think you should stay naked” he says to Robb.
“Don’t you start” the redhead says in return: he knows that will only lead to Theon’s grabby hands not trying at all to control themselves.
“It’s not like anyone is going to see us anyway” Theons says, as he gets undressed too, only to slip inside a pair of red swim trunks, “Come on.”
Robb doesn’t know why he agrees on swimming naked while Theon is not going to be naked. Probably because he already knows those red trunks aren’t going to stay on for too long anyway. Oh well. He’s lucky enough the bush all around the house is high and no one is going to see his naked body, unless they’ll look out the top floors’ windows.
Theon’s grabby hand don’t waste time and show Robb how grabby they are right away, by applying much more sunscreen than necessary on his glutes and lower belly. Robb actually has to ask Theon to focus a little more on his shoulders and back, cause he’s been outside under the sun for five minutes and they’re burning already.
“There you go, now there’s no way you’re going to get sunburned, this is the sunscreen that’s usually used on little kids” Theon rubs the sunscreen over Robb’s cheeks and nose at last.
Robb eyes him up and down: his golden anklet is basically shining thanks to the contrast with his bronze skin, his brown eyes looks so warm. He’s just too gorgeous.
“I hate you, you have such a beautiful skin tone” he huffs.
Theon extends a hands to gently stroke Robb’s collarbone, “Mhm-hmm, I don’t have these lovely freckles though. Come on, let’s go”.
He jumps in the pool with a loud splash, drops of water lading all over Robb’s naked body. He better get going as well.
“Oh god this feels good” he almost moans, as he gets into the cold water of the pool.
“Told ya” Theon’s all over him in a second, hands on his waist, pressing him against the edge.
“Shut up”
“Make me”
Robb gladly starts that little make out session that ends with him pushing Theon away before it can turn into more than just a make out session. And that’s how Robb keeps swimming around while Theon sits on the pink flamingo float, saying that he should probably go inside and make them some drinks to drink by the pool, but still refusing to make a move.
“God, I wish I had a pool at my place, I’d swim in there every day” Robb says at some point, cause man Theon was right, swimming really does help you when it’s too hot.
Theon shrugs in response, “It wouldn’t be as relaxing, with all your siblings playing around” he claims, as a matter of fact. As he should, since he’s right.
“Goddamn you’re right” Robb runs a hand through his face: he loves his little siblings, but he’s getting older and he needs his own privacy, right now more than ever. He needs his own place.
It takes Theon a few bites of the inside of his cheek before he manages to talk again, “You can come here anytime you want, you know. Even every day is fine.”
There, these are the kinds of “signals” Robb was talking about: Theon telling him he can come over everyday, Theon telling him he knows were to go if he doesn’t feel like staying at home with all that chaos for one night. He never says it explicitly though.
Today might be the day. If Robb pushes him enough.
“Oh yeah?” he says, feigning curiosity, “What about when you’re at work?”
Theon shrugs, “You do have a spare key”.
“That’s supposed to be for emergency only”.
Theon huffs, “You were literally lying half dead, ass in the air, in my bed because of the weather, that does look like an emergency”.
He’s not looking at him in the eyes, which always happens when he’s the one about to make an important decision or, in this case, offer, that involves both of them as a couple.
“And then... you know, it was good to come back home and find you there.” He’s blushing, “Even if I left for just five minutes, it’s... I like the thought of coming home and find you here. So, you can come here whenever you want”.
Robb finds himself smiling, as he approaches the big flamingo floats and crosses his arms on it.
“Is there anything you want to tell me?”
Theon’s blush deepens, and he tries to hide it by rolling his eyes, “Well, yes there is something but...”
He doesn’t go on. Robb taps his knee, comfortingly.
“I’m listening”
Theon takes a deep, long huff. Runs both his hand through his hair and face. “God, I can’t believe I’m about to do this”.
He’s chuckling nervously, that’s another thing he does when he’s about to take a huge step in his, or their, life.
“Take your time”, Robb squeezes his knee.
“If you already figured that out then you could just give me an answer already”, that makes him laugh, but Robb definitely does not give in so easily.
“I want to hear you say it”, he claims, smiling at him as he’s taking the umpteenth deep breath.
“Okay, damn.” Theon finally looks at him in the eye. And then he says it, “Robb, do you want to move in with me?”
“Yes!”
Robb practically jumps on him as he’s screaming his answer, the pink flamingo flips upside down and their both underwater, Robb’s arms and legs wrapped around Theon. They’re both laughing when they make their way to the surface, Theon actually looks so happy he could cry.
They stop laughing only cause they both decide they should use their mouths to do something else, cause their previous make out session was probably a little too short.
And suddenly, even the pool it’s too hot for Robb, and for Theon too, most likely. But Robb doesn’t care, soon the sun will go down and the air will be a little cooler. And no one’s going to see them as they get it on in the soon-to-be-theirs-and-not-only-just-Theon’s pool.
Maybe Summer is not so bad.
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