#but he doesn’t blink

[sweetest-honeybee]

Eye thing??? What eye thing does wally do

In the actual arg he can eat with his eyes! Just has to look at something :)

#I have seen people doing it when he blinks but I could’ve sworn he doesn’t even need to blink to take a bite out of something #I could be wrong tho #I’m thinking of the gif #like his eyes dilate which looks to mean he’s swallowing or something #but he doesn’t blink #ANYWAYS that’s just what I noticed but yes

[emo-batboy]

A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)

Part 32 (Masterlist)

(Part 33)

GREAT NEWS I have recovered from The Sickness 🎉🎉🎉

@bruciemilf fuck it, we ball

#battinson #bruce wayne #BRUCE WAYNE IS BARBIE #he just doesn’t blink cuz of those contact lenses #and autism #batman #the batman 2022 #the batman #batman 2022 #battinson needs a hug #dc universe #gotham #soft bruce wayne #gothamite #only in gotham #social media au #social media #dick grayson #dc #batfam #batfamily #gotham city #batdad #babygirl bruce wayne #give battinson a child 2k23 #poor bruce

[saintshigaraki]

cooking up a sukuna + apocalypse au in my head

#realistically he’d leave you in the dust blah blah blah #but what if he liked u a lot <3 it’s just you two traveling bc he kills everyone else on sight before they can even gets close #steals their stuff and moves on without blinking #he does almost all the work around camp #but he doesn’t mind. you pay him back by coming on his cock each night. or midday if things are slow #bonus points if he stole u from a different group originally #vicspeaks

[drunkhades]

I‘m always amazed when people say they were surprised that Crowley and Aziraphale are in love.

Like bro

Did we watch the same fucking show?

Even my painfully heterosexual father who wouldn’t be able to spot queer people at a pride parade and to whom I had to explain shipping three times on three separate occasions wasn’t surprised.

#Crowley and Aziraphale kissing? #he didn’t even blink #not even a comment #didn’t even cry #maybe he doesn’t have a soul #Gabriel and beelzebub going canon? #never saw him so confused #good omens #ineffable husbands #Crowley #aziraphale

[berry-s0da]

I love everything about this

#argieblr #julian alvarez #he always looks a bit terrified #it doesn’t help that we’re so used to his 1000 yard stare #and the fact he doesn’t blink

[prettyboykatsuki]

thinking about oliver letting you wash his hair and the way the intimacy almost makes him sick and screaming

#aristotle.txt #hes exhausted after practice…needs to shower but his haircare is so long…and ur just hanging not rlly fucking #and you offer and he doesn’t think and says yes #and then you touch him so gently and blink down at him from where his head is in your lap and hes like shit shit shit #and his chest starts squeezing and he cracks a joke and hopes you don’t notice his vouce shaking oiuuugghhhghhggg

[gojoest]

but but :( something about satoru taking your hand bringing it close to his face sniffing it and kissing it and . . then licking your palm

#— ai rambles #it is sending me !! :( #and he looks at you while doing so doesn’t even blink just stares so intensely :( #i am spiraling :(

[every-eye-evermore]

Desperately trying to boop my most beloved mutuals but my puppy decided my phone is the funnest chew toy

#he’s only 2 blinks old #he doesn’t know #mine

[dark-elf-writes]

Still going back and forth on the Tseng/Cloud soulmate au ideas whether I want it to be pre Cloud at Shinra or in the middle of him being a trooper (I’ll probably end up doing both lets be real the world needs more Tseng/Cloud) BUT I was thinking for the pre Shinra one:

Cloud still going for the Soldier program once he is old enough (Both he and Tseng know that Cloud would make a terrible Turk. Cloud frankly doesn’t have the ruthlessness required of one. That doesn’t stop Tseng from teaching Cloud all of his tricks when it comes to combat, information gathering, and some less than legal skills that will help him in the long run.) because he wants to be able to protect Tseng as much as Tseng protects him and the only way he could possibly compare to the leader of the Turks (in his own mind) is to become a Soldier First Class.

Needless to say none of his fellow cadets know what to make of this blond twink who looks like a stiff wind could blow him over and who put a man twice his size on his knees with a knife they are all convinced he conjured from thin air to the guy’s throat day one when the guy decided he wanted to haze the youngest/smallest of them. They know even less of what to make of Cloud when Turks keep popping up to talk to him like he’s a part of their incredibly fucked up murder family.

The cadets (and some of the instructors tbh) are all frankly lowkey terrified of him and kind of convinced he’s a Turk plant in the program. The fact that Cloud manages to look so innocent the whole time does not help tbh.

#the elf talks #ff7 #cloud drinks from Tseng’s cup without thinking about it one day and a passing cadet almost passes out in terror convinced theyre a witness #to a muder #tseng doesn’t even blink #once his mark is found out one (1) person is stupid enough to accuse him of nepotism and cloud proves exactly why he should be there #the other Turks acting like protective big siblings because if something happens to cloud Tseng is ending the world #cloud knows his looks are a weapon and they are one he uses frequently. the only one that doesn’t fall for it is tseng #mostly because he’s the one that taught him that trick

[macaulaytwins]

I like to think that under his age (how young he was turned/how long he’s been a vampire) and his beauty (Botticelli angel my beloved) Armand is just distinctly Other. Daniel wrote it off on account of him being a vampire but then he met other ones, and while they aren’t “normal” either, Armand is just. so fucking bizarre.

#he’s a little freak (affectionate) #he like doesn’t blink #thinking about that podcast post #tvc #the vampire chronicles #armand #vampires #armand tvc #armand iwtv #iwtv #interview with the vampire #daniel molloy #lestat #lestat de lioncourt #amadeo #tvc headcanon #armand x daniel #anne rice

[completely-real-rocklee]

I SLEEP WITH BOTH EYES OPEN BECAUSE TEMARI TOLD ME TO SLEEP WITH JUST THE ONE EYE OPEN AND I AM AN OVERACHIEVER

#naruto #rock lee #rock lee thoughts #Temari #she will fight rock lee to the death #she threatened him #she said sleep with one eye open #he’s an over achiever he does two #he doesn’t need to blink anyways those babies self lubricate

[monkee-mobile]

the fact that MIKE NESMITH knew that the monkees would at one point just be so comfortable giving each other platonic kisses in their home if one of them asks is the craziest thing ever.

#the monkees #he wrote it in the damn 90s special!! #mike nesmith #peter tork #davy jones #micky dolenz #i’m sorry #i know i’ve posted about this before it’s just so important #the monkees say consent is good #you can always say ‘no thanks!’ and your friend should respect you #but is so common in their household micky doesn’t even blink when davy says ‘kiss’ #like they don’t even say ‘can i have a kiss’ or ‘do you want a kiss’ or ‘i want a kiss’ #nope they’ve gotten so comfortable davy just can go ‘kiss’ and that must mean he wants a kiss and is not referring to the band #and this was written by MICHAEL NESMITH #the special is very much an odd experience (mike you were not very good at tv writing but that’s okay babe it’s hard) but that is so good #and wonderful #that they give little platonic kissss #because of course they do! #he made the executive decision that at some point even DAVY stops looking for a girlfriend and just settles down to be a pissy housewife #in that lil apron in the beginning #they just are all livin together because they don’t need anything else!

[lovelesslittleloser]

Headcannon that with Watcher powers, Grian is able to make anyone think he is staring unnervingly at them when he’s actually looking somewhere else, which he uses in business meetings to play Pesky Bird on his phone while making his boss uncomfortable

#this has gotten him a hefty number of raises in pay #what’s the phobia for being stared at? because tw for that #like I’m okay with being stared at if they’re clearly uninterested or look away at decent intervals #but being stared at wide-eyed with full attention if just very freaky in my brain. thankfully has never actually happened to me irl but stil #it also doesn’t help that I headcannon that g can’t blink #he is just eternally 👁👁 #and we love that for him #but it’s not great for my mental state. #grian #grian headcanon #watcher grian

[wizfurb]

Oh. I am thinking about not only all the people Robin would’ve seen die in his afterlife, but the people he would’ve seen born, and watched as they grew up. Did he see all the plague ghosts as care free children? Was he reminded of his own children? And what about Mary? Did he see her as a weird little girl, talking to animals, helping her mother in the garden and learning how to weave baskets? Did he see Humphrey as an awkward teenager, nervous and sweating in his finery as he met his betrothed for the first time? Did he watch Kitty time and time again as she hid in the garden, talking to the statues as she waited for her sister to finally come find her? Oh. Oh my god.

#I’m sorry my brain just. takes this silly comedy and goes What if Suffering actually #bbc ghosts #Robin the caveman #bbc ghosts robin #kitty bbc ghosts #mary bbc ghosts #humphrey bone #and the answer is Yes. but also these were the blink of an eye for him #I reeeaalllllyyyyy like the US lore addition of some kids being able to see ghosts and thinking they’re imaginary friends #would Love that for Robin #he doesn’t give Paternal vibes but he would make a hell of an imaginary friend

[rivertigo]

ur joking….

#HE WOULD NOT FUCKING LISTEN TO ELLIOT SMITH #he doesn’t have enough taste for that guy it’s fucking Rodrick Heffley he listens to Green Day and blink 182 and the offspring #and other such musical acts… just to set the record straight

[fellhellion]

I get why people ascribe obliviousness to Peter when he’s gushing over Mayday to Miguel with the whole Daughter Trauma hanging overhead, but I also think that examining their interactions closer reveals that not to be the case.

When you take that little comical scene in conjunction with the fact that like. It’s such a quintessential spiderman trait to use humour to defuse tension, i think it’s a safe bet to claim Peter isn’t at all oblivious, but is rather trying to mitigate tension and grief.

You can even palpably feel that tension defuse in how familiarly Peter ribs Miguel about “the fate of the multiverse!” speech and the joke abt how it makes Peter’s brain turn off. And it doesn’t incite any anger because a) Miguel knows Peter knows the true weight of what they do, and thus the referral to him in the canon event discussion scene. And b) there’s enough familiarity between them for me to hazard a guess that they know what would be crossing a boundary and actually hurt. Multiverse mission jokes aren’t off the table, so why would Mayday be?

And like. You look at how Peter gushes lovingly about how rejuvenating it is to hold Mayday and then wouldn’t you know it she’s climbing all over the dude nursing a mountain of grief and guilt. The way he tries to facilitate little interactions between his daughter and friend. It reads like a well intentioned attempt to ease some of that pain.

What Peter is ignoring are like. the warning signs of deep emotional instability in Miguel and I think even that is contextualised by how recent the whole universe collapse trauma even is (and thus what they’re willing to excuse in their friend) and how pretty much everyone at this point sincerely believes Miles’s interference in canon events could damage his universe. So they’d perceive Miguel’s anger as an overreaction perhaps, but not truly dangerous until it’s too late on the train.

#also. it’s obvious Miguel is soft on Mayday. dude is literally being used as a jungle gym and catches her SO GENTLY and doesn’t blink at all #about it. and I think Peter knows that. #there’s also the whole unspoken element of Miguel just never. CONFIDING in anyone w how badly he’s spiraling but that’s something else #and I don’t think it negates the point im driving at #anyways I’m tender about their friendship and how mayday plays into it idk #<- writes huge long nonsense abojt a two minute scene shdjdjfj #long post #tunes talks spiderverse