#BRUCE WAYNE IS BARBIE

[emo-batboy]

A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)

Part 32 (Masterlist)

(Part 33)

GREAT NEWS I have recovered from The Sickness 🎉🎉🎉

@bruciemilf fuck it, we ball

#battinson #bruce wayne #BRUCE WAYNE IS BARBIE #he just doesn’t blink cuz of those contact lenses #and autism #batman #the batman 2022 #the batman #batman 2022 #battinson needs a hug #dc universe #gotham #soft bruce wayne #gothamite #only in gotham #social media au #social media #dick grayson #dc #batfam #batfamily #gotham city #batdad #babygirl bruce wayne #give battinson a child 2k23 #poor bruce

[bruciemilf]

Random “what would the Waynes wear at Galas” thoughts let’s go

I think Martha would wear the most scandalous outfits just to piss off the conservatives, and high nosed socialites. But also, she slays.

Thomas “I just performed a 32 hour heart surgery I don’t give a fuck” Wayne

Bruce “wants to be a Victorian vampire so bad it makes him look stupid” Wayne

Dick “I’m here; you’re welcome” Grayson

Jason “I didn’t want to be here but someone had to slay ig” Todd

Cass “man at any fashion event” Cain

Stephanie “Adam Sandler is peak fashion” Brown

#dc #dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #thomas wayne #martha wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #fashion #batfamily #I also think bruce would dress like Barbie just bc

[lizardpersonyknow]

Tim Drake is responsible for the majority of Gotham's streams of the song skater boy by Avril Lavigne. This is because he keeps captivating people with his autistic goblin rizz. They play this song while daydreaming about wooing him by bringing the bedraggled rat boy at the skate park a zesti like they're y/n herself. Sometimes they don't even realise that That's Tim Drake Wayne. He's a cute, skrungly Thing™ that you could either fix or make worse depending on your romantic daydreams.

#tim drake #batfam #batman #feral tim drake #incorrect batbros #incorrect batfamily quotes #tim drake wayne #batfamily headcanons #dick grayson #bruce wayne #jason todd #damian wayne #tim doesnt even know #nobody ever approaches him #but oh Boy do they daydream #its a gloomy day in gotham city #and you are somehow incrediby attracted to Raccon Boy #nobody knows much about him either #hes friendly but not very open #the mystery.... #hes like perfect #you can even build his backstory yourself!! #hes like Barbie

[rymslim]

ME: Maybe I'll come back and properly draw Batman instead of being tired…

Also ME: This works…. 😅😅😅

#barbie #barbie meme #movie #superman #batman #worlds finest #my art #my sketch #fanart #justice league #clark kent #bruce wayne #dc #comics

[brie-annwyl]

Batfam watching the Barbie movie (angst edition)

Stephanie and Cass was the one who wanted to watch it with the family, all the guys thought it was supposed to be a funny movie until Steph got emotional at some parts and Cass comforted her.

Jason personally resonated with Allan bc Allan is the only character who doesn’t fit into the box of “Barbie” or “Ken” and it brought back feelings of being less than everyone else or not feeling real because he died.

Damian thought the movie was stupid until the mother speech happened. He had to leave the room and take a breather afterwards.

Tim goes rigid at Barbie crying because she wasn’t perfect, everyone noticed.

Duke and Dick cry at every motherly scene shown because it reminded them of their own.

Dick is visibly shaken up by the scene where someone smacks Barbie’s ass.

Bruce cries when the daughter starts growing up because that’s what happened with his kids and he still doesn’t have the best relationship with some of them(Jason)

Bruce cries at “what was I made for” because there’s always been a part of him that questions if the work would’ve been better off with him dying instead of his parents. Whilst looking round the couch, surrounded by his children (including Steph) he realizes he was made to be their dad.

“I’m not stereotypical Barbie pretty” is Stephanie’s new Roman Empire.

“Do you guys ever think about dying?” Has a whole different meaning for Jason, and yes. He does.

“I want to be a part of the people that make meaning, not the thing that is made.” Tim is silently crying whilst Dick is getting him tissues.

#jason todd #bruce wayne #tim drake #batfam #dick grayson #damian wayne #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas #batfamily #barbie movie

[batfamgalore]

*Tim is leading a mission and is giving out orders*

Dick: Got it! And what are you gonna do?

Tim: I’ll be formulating a business plan and conducting market research.

Dick: You’re gonna spy on Bruce.

Tim: I’m gonna spy on Bruce.

#batman #robin #dc #batfamily #batfam #bruce wayne #dick grayson #nightwing #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #tim drake #red robin #source: barbie life in the dreamhouse

[azuzula]

dcau league barbenheimer. is this anything

#FOR THE RECORD: j’onn would do the barbenheimer double feature and dick would drag bruce to see barbie #wally makes john and shayera see barbie with him #dcau #justice league unlimited #barbenheimer #bruce wayne #batman #diana prince #wonder woman #john stewart #green lantern #wally west #the flash #shayera hol #hawkgirl #j’onn j’onzz #martian manhunter #clark kent #superman

[superklutzkent]

Battinson taking Dick to watch the Barbie movie, Bruce is dressed fully in black and he's wearing his little sunglasses. Compare that to Dick, who's wearing a barbie shirt and hat, also with shades, holding a pink barbie themed batman plushie

#bruce secretly loved it. he cried a little #listen i haven't seen the barbie movie yet i'm avoiding spoilers like the plauge #dc #batman #dc universe #dc comics #the batman #battinson #batfam #batfamily #bruce wayne #dick grayson

[cinnamonpepsi]

she's everything. he's just bruce.

#catwoman #batman #batcat #the batman #selina kyle #bruce wayne #batman fanart #catwoman fanart #barbie #barbie movie

[ookyspookydyke]

#barbie #barbie 2023 #batman #bruce wayne

[emo-batboy]

✨ Two tickets to see 💣 Barbenheimer 💖 please ✨

#in a perfect world #these two are friends and go see Barbenheimer together #Barbie then brunch then Oppenheimer then dinner then Barbie #i will not take criticism #they’re my sillies #barbenheimer #barbie #oppenheimer #battinson #bruce wayne #batman #the batman 2022 #batman 2022 #the batman #dc universe #soft bruce wayne #harley quinn #margot robbie #gotham

[bruciemilf]

Superbat dynamic dilemma

#bruce wayne #dc #clark kent #superbat #reblog with your answer! #and an explanation if you wanna #i think bruce is barbie to clark #polls

[auroreliis]

forcing the batfam to wear pink suits and watch the barbie movie. thats it. thats the request.

Platonic Yandere!Batfam

Summary: You HAVE TO watch The Barbie film, but what do your brothers have to say?

CW: the choice between barbie and oppenheimer

(not edited or proofread)

Dick:

-Barbie all the way

-There was zero hesitation when he pulled a pink, glittery suit out of his closet

-Everyone tried to make fun of him, but he just looked so good that their insults didn't reach him

-When the others were struggling with finding a pink outfit he pulled 6 more glittery pink suits from his closet and offered them

-Oddly enough, the sizes were perfect for each member of the family, but they all refused to wear it

-Probably helped you choose your outfit

-He loved the film

Jason:

-He said Barbie, because he knew about the message behind the film

-Actually watched Oppenheimer the day after without telling anyone and is a firm believer that you can like both films

-Wore a hot pink suit and looked amazing

-Made fun of Damian for wanting to watch Oppenheimer over Barbie

-Actually really enjoyed the film

Tim:

-Hesitant to admit it, but he was actually really excited for Oppenheimer

-When asked about it, Tim said Barbie because he didn't want to be considered a pushover

-Damian made fun of him for saying he wanted to watch Barbie, which annoyed him, because he actually wanted to watch Oppenheimer

-He decided to wear a pink button down shirt with a pair of beige dress pants

-Was very satisfied with the Barbie film and has troubles deciding if he liked Oppenheimer more or not

Damian:

-Oppenheimer

-The setting of Oppenheimer piqued his interest more and he didn't really know what the Barbie film was about

-"Fine, but I'll only watch it because my sibling desperately wants to see it"

-Tim made fun of him for being forced to watch the Barbie film

-He was quite reluctant, but you and Dick convinced him to wear a pink blazer

-Was supposed to wear a pink suit, but didn't want to match with Jason

-He watched Oppenheimer a day later because he didn't have the chance to watch it before the Barbie film

-Was actually very impressed with the Barbie film and did not expect to enjoy it as much as he did

-Has quoted the Barbie film a few times

Bruce:

-Neither, but if he had to choose, Oppenheimer

-Dick's shocked face was not enough for him to change his mind, but yours was

-Tell him you want to bond as a family and he will be renting the whole cinema

-He wasn't really passionate about either film, so it didn't really mean that much to him

-Didn't dress properly for the occasion, since none of his clothes were pink, but at least he wore a suit

-Was rather impressed with the film and secretly rewatched it

#obviously alfred said barbie #dick grayson #yandere dick grayson #jason todd #yandere jason todd #tim drake #yandere tim drake #damian wayne #yandere damian wayne #bruce wayne #yandere bruce wayne #platonic batfam #yandere batfam #batfam #platonic yandere #x reader #dc comics

[daemonmage]

Do you think Bruce is one of those dads who hears their kid mention needing or wanting this thing and he just continuously buys that thing for them.

Like Dick complained about how he doesn’t have enough colorful or fun socks once and Bruce will still give him new socks every once in a while. Dick said that when he was 12!

Damian mentioned wanting colored pencils to practice art with and now he had a tub of them. They aren’t even the same brand Bruce just keeps buying whichever one is highly rated by people online at any given moment.

Cass mentioned like one specific Barbie she wanted cause she wanted to make a joke with Barbra (the Barbie had red hair and Cass was gonna make it look like her as an Oracle action figure) and now she has one of the biggest collections in the world. Like she appreciates it but she has no where to put all these Barbies!

#Bruce Wayne #batman #dc #dc comics #batfam #dcu #this is inspired by #by how my own dad would continuously buy me socks and chapstick #I thought it was silly but it always made me happy #dick grayson #nightwing #damian wayne #dc robin #cassandra cain #call back to my casa Barbie post. #black bat #dc black bat #dc headcanon

[bibibusinessman]

#Barbie #barbie movie #oppenheimer #barbenheimer #batman #batfamily #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #batdad #duke thomas #damian wayne #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #alfred pennyworth #bruce wayne #batfam #batfam shenanigans #batfam headcanons #Batfam headcanons #batfamily headcanons #batbros #batman and robin #bat family #batboys #batfam hcs #batkids

[batfamgalore]

*Jason finally starts to feel welcome in the family but still feels off*

Jason: Why aren’t I satisfied? What’s the fun in life if I can’t compete with Dick, trade insults with Tim, and scheme and plot the way I was born to do.

#batman #robin #dc #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #nightwing #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #bruce wayne #source: barbie life in the dreamhouse