#but hers was hilarious i had to post )

[sparring-spirals]

imogen fumbling shit is just eternally good fodder for memes, alright. and its at least partly BECAUSE of how powerful she is. someone tripping while using a nerf gun? funny. someone dramatically hoisting up an outfit matchin heavy death laser gun and then immediately tripping and landing on their face? phenom. sometimes she goes "GROVEL" and the enemies grovel and we all go "oooooh" and "aaaahhh" and sometimes she just gets fully ignored and gets so huffy and petulant and ineffectually burns a cantrip just to be petty about it. sometimes she smites her enemies into dust with one move and renders a tree in half after threatening and other times she fucking. falls down a flight of stairs and accidentally sets everything on fire. fires a gun at her own team. loses all her hair. turns blue. etc.

Imogen lifts a humongous sand squid into the sky with her mind powers. Imogen is also falling out of a sky ship and landing on the desert sand far below and just. lying there. while her friend plays the flute in the background. epic hot failgirls NEED the HEIGHT to FAIL FROM. u gotta swing and miss sometimes!!! AND you gotta be REAL petty about it when u miss!!!! fucking fantastic.

#its like how fjord with no dignity is fantastic because fjord is Hot and Charismatic and ClearHeaded under pressure but also #has never had a good experience with an animal despite being wild mother follower. tried to yell a flower into submission (and failed). #u have to take ur hottest and most powerful warriors and make them eat shit every now and then with the same zealousness that they #absolutely wreck shop #I apologize I know I've reblogged like four posts about it its just so delightful #critical role #c3e58 #cr spoilers #imogen temult #shitpost #spar speaks #god with fjord and imogen there's just something about extremely powerful anxiety ridden Universes Personal Joke characters huh #whoops. I guess I might have a weakness after all. #theres a separate post about how her fucky morals and general anxiousness also collide hilariously but i realized i was losing the thread #what portion of it i hadnt already lost at least

[leverage-ot3]

silly episode idea but hear me out

okay well the first part isn’t silly! so the episode is based around a con they are doing where a polyam triad wants to get married and have been writing to senators and stuff for years but nothing has happened. maybe there is a time element that leeway has to happen soon (not sure what that would be yet, maybe someone is sick???)

(obviously polycules aren’t only and are often more than just a closed three-person system, but I’m saying triad right now bc I feel like that would be an easier and more ‘socially acceptable’ gateway into more accepting legislation for diverse relationship dynamics)

the leverage crew, of course, can’t outright change the public perception of poly marriage, but they can use the ‘enemy’s’ tactics against them and slip stuff into legislation without people noticing like they do. it’s slimy and it’s not a permanent fix, but it’s a start, and it gives people the opportunity to see poly marriage in action and that it isn’t as terrifying or pearl-clutching-inducing as they think it would be. there’s a long way to go, but the seeds of change have been sown and they will make sure everything goes as smoothly as possible

this is one of the cases that they will monitor on the back burner over time. some cons can finish within a few hours (the bottle job), and some things they will follow over time and make adjustments when needed- amplify voices and expose corrupt politicians etc

and then it’s just after 3/4 of the way through but the con has been finished? what is going on? this is where the silliness comes in

the camera turns to the ot3 and…

hardison, pulling out three individualized rings: I know it’s not legal yet, and we have the necklaces, but I think rings would be a nice touch

eliot, pulling out an intricately carved box that also has three self-handcrafted rings: dammit hardison (with feeling and tenderness, and damp eyes)

parker, pulling out three very stolen rings from her pocket: does this mean we’re getting triple married if we all have three rings???

harry pops into the conversation (practically vibrating) excitedly just casually mentioning that he’s a notary and would be honored to marry them to each other if they wanted to

(they do)

wait, did I say silly? I meant unwaveringly tender and heartwarming

#this started out as a funny proposal headcanon but it just turned into sweet and cute #I had a version where eliot proposed first and then hardison went to get his but parker pickpocketed him #but this is more sweet #I know she loves pickpocketing but I feel like she wouldn’t take that moment away from him if she thinks it matters that much that way #but also. have you considered it would be hilarious #and omg they have such a good wedding!!! so many people invited!!! sophie has a ball organizing it #(hardison and eliot get veto power of course. parker does too but she only really cares about the cake. as long as she has her boys and her #family she’ll be happy with whatever the wedding looks like. eliot though has Thoughts on catering & hardison stresses about color schemes) #breanna and harry kick their feet and giggle like schoolgirls they are SO HAPPY the ot3 gets their moment #they have been (quietly) (unsuccessfully) shipping them for forever this is VINDICATION #I should link the post about who is invited to the ot3 wedding (list ever expanding) #I’m literally posting this at midnight but I didn’t want to schedule or queue it. I want it out now. instant gratification babey #eliot spencer #parker #alec hardison #leverage ot3 #parker x hardison x eliot #leverage #leverage redemption #episode ideas #fic ideas #I know I’ve written a proposal post/ficlet before but I was too lazy to find it #polyamory #ot3 marriage #marriage #weddings #harry wilson #thiefsome #hitter hacker thief #mine

[mxtxfanatic]

The way you spend most of the book thinking that Xie Lian just has incredibly terrible luck as a character trait, and maybe you even start to believe—in the most horrifying “I don’t want to believe this” way—that Xie Lian rescuing a child from a gruesome death is what cursed him to his terrible luck (as per what every other character tries to pressure Xie Lian into believing).

Then you find out that Xie Lian only has terrible luck because he gave his luck away. One of his banishment collars is literally to redistribute his luck as per his own wishes so that others born with less luck could receive more, and this wish in particular was probably very closely tied in to his rescuing of young Hong Hong’er, who Guoshi told him was innately unlucky and thus deserved death in order for the most beloved prince to continue living his privileged life as usual. And then he spends 800 years wandering the earth with shit luck, still helping others where he could and refusing to turn back on his morals like he almost did before, just because his luck had changed.

Xie Lian used his momentary faltering as a lesson to never let “bad luck” demoralize him from his own morals, and he really is a good person for this.

#tgcf #human metas mxtx #seeing an uptick in tgcf posts on my dash #which is hilarious because i had a dream about this post which is why I’m making it #so must be something in the air #the spirit of mxtx saying we need to pay her book more attention lol

[vspin]

#you know i mostly post cutesy romantic stuff of them all the time #but they are both actually very emotionally constipated individuals #who are more comfortable killing people than talking about their feelings #Tav'Lyn thought the “I love you” line was hilarious and had never heard that said to her in her life cause...duh #anyway #astarion romance #astarion x tav #Astarion/Tav'Lyn #my OC: Tav'Lyn #bg3 mine

[humandisastersquad]

Suggested to mum that we watch Everything Everywhere All At Once and she had to pause it halfway through and is currently taking a nap bc she was literally like

#asdfjgkfnjdkf #I’ve been meaning to watch it bc it looks Amazing #and even tho I’ve been semi spoilered due to being chronically online it’s still absolutely Batshit and I love it #but mum had No Fucking Clue about the multiverse stuff and it’s been hilarious to watch her reaction to all wild shit like hotdog fingers #lb tag #holy personal post batman #eeaao #everything everywhere all at once

[wierdshenanigans]

The way Uncle Rick had every out he could possibly take to make Caleo not happen and he did it anyway has me dropping dead on the floor in disappointment

#I still love uncle Rick but still #Leo was sent by khione #Not the fates #Leo and Calypso had a great friendship where they could have bonded and it would have been much more meaningful for both #Since Calypso has only had people she fell in love with for company #She's lonely asf and Leo seems so aroace coded it's hilarious considering he is attracted to people but only those he thinks are #Conventionally attractive or for shallow reasons and Calypso is a friend ge could vent to unlike the people on Argo ll #The impact it would have had to see Leo on a boat he built instead of a magical raft swearing on the river Styx he'd come back for her #Even if she's just a friend #Because nobody ever came for Leo and nobody ever came back for Calypso #The IMPACT OF FRIENDSHIP #anti caleo #hoo #calypso pjo #pjo hoo toa #hoo text post #heroes of olympus #leo valdez and calypso #leo valdez

[skania]

Can we please talk about how silly Aqua is?

There's nothing I can do about it, he says, only to literally wait for her in the dark only 4 chapters later.

Um... Aqua, how is this staying away from Akane? This is the silliest stunt Aqua has pulled in the entire series. He made such a dramatic exit out of Akane's life only to cave in... what? 4 months later?

Even assuming he was stalking Ruby and realized the girls were about to hold an audition... he could've simply waited for the girls to tell Gotanda or Kaburagi the results?

There was zero need for him to talk to Akane that night. Case in point, they don't actually discuss the audition at all! Aqua just asks if it's done and that's that lmao

Despite this, Aqua still sits his ass out in the dark and waits for them to be done. He knows what path Akane will take to go home, and he literally parks himself there and makes sure Akane will notice him. He doesn't even have the decency to hide! He stays right there in plain sight and even talks to her first!

Funniest part is that he tries to play it cool by staying on his phone, but he must have seen Akane coming! Otherwise how did he even know she was walking by behind him? 😂

He can't even come up with a excuse when Akane calls him out on it.

And then when Akane tells him that she's going to stop his plan, aka that she'll keep involving herself in his business and that she may just save him from himself after all, he makes this face!

He's giddy! He doesn't need to stalk her anymore, Akane's keeping herself a part of his life all on her own lmao

Clown behaviour. Boy really wasn't lying when he said he didn't want to let go of the days when Akane was by his side 😂

#aqua hoshino #akane kurokawa #oshi no ko #aquakane #aquaka #my aquakane meta #this is my favorite thing aqua has done in the manga hands down #his chuunibyou is showing #imagine the kind of shit he will pull during the movie filming #it's going to be hilarious Aka better deliver #PLEASE someone needs to make a comic about this #aqua must've hurt his neck with how fast he turned away when he noticed akane was finally coming lmaaao #a comedy post for a change 😂 #updated because I wrote this in a rush and forgot ruby wasn't speaking to aqua lmao #fact remains he had 0 need to talk to akane that night and it's hilarious that he tried to act indifferent when he literally waited for her

[oatbugs]

pls i need to provide updates

#basically yesterday night was chaharshanbe suri . which is a solar new yr tradition where we let go of the past suffering in our year #and like...start the new yr w fresh vigour . anyway so my friend was at the event and we were abt to leap over the fire #and she was like bro im im glad u blocked her (situationship) etc etc . and then. my phone started vibrating. and i look at it. and my f #friend looks at it. and its her. and were both like what the fuck?? i blocked her things r Over and anyway so i pick up the phone and shesl #acting like nothing happened (bc nothing DID happen for her) and she was like ohh ur doing chaharshanbe suri im not doing anything etc what #are ur new yr plans so i jusr .IDK WHY I DID THIS . but ig i didnt wanna come off as like lonely i said probably hanging out w family and #friends maybe reading poetry together . et cetera and she was like wait that sounds so fun why didnt u invite me! #LIKE WDYM YOUVE BEEN CONSISTENTLY MAKING IT CLEAR U DONT WANT TO BE IN MY PRESENCE . and i told her that after #everything i thought she didnt want to see me again and she was like you always think that 😐 . like. ?? ok anyway so she expects me to #invite her . and like. there is an above 0% but sub-5% chance she will actually show up . but the panic that gripped me #i started making calls to my friends asking them if they can come on the 23rd bc there must be an event and also i asked my mother #and she said actually yeah i am doing a thing on the 23rd :D it involves over 16 ppl (we live in a v small flat) of which like...7 are kids #so you wont have space to be in ur own room let alone invite others. which tbh like ...being around a bunch of loud kids doesnt seem fun fo #any of my friends or me etc so i thought maybe i should arrange things so that we all go out together and if she shows up she shows up 🤷‍♀️ #but . im so. WHY DID I SAY THAT . i had to panic-call my research partner and ask him to get from oxf to where i live on the 23rd #and when he heard the explanation he like. the light in his voice disappeared 💀 but he potentially agreed so idk #THE ISSUE IS. 23rd im supposed to also have . a date #w this girl that i had a huge crush on when i was 15-16 (posted abt this b4 but id get shitty black coffee in the mornings just to spend a #few more minuted w her each day and she was the cleverest girl in school and she cared abt nothing but her academics but now shes very gay #scraggly homosexual etc etc shes cute) and YEAH IDK #like id have to go there on the date come back fast meet ppl POTENTIALLY (again under 5%) meet situationship girl #like is that even doable #but the thing is it would be so so so funny bc all of my friends dislike her sooo much #.........what if i invited the girl im supposed to have a date w over to hang out w us #god that would be so hilarious and chaotic . i wont do it tho im a mature person x #but it would be soooo funny #I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE TMRW 12:30PM IT IS 10:49PM RN I HAVENT STARTED IT bc i was rotting sadly in bed #popped a ritalin pill tho so here we go x #i have found myself in a state of such sheer agony and rage and sorrow and grief over this girl that atp i feel like #its just so entertaining . like i feel vaguely over it? ik nothing will come of it so its like just . have fun . vibe

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

aromantic spectrum awareness week? well, that makes perfect sense. i think agent phoenix (aromantic, romance repulsed) should absolutely be aware of solaris (demiromantic, romance neutral) rapidly approaching their location. to kill them. violently.

#ieytd #commander solaris #agent phoenix #headcanons #feefee being acearo is not as unpopular a headcanon as i assumed it was going to be. it is objectively hilarious though #pov you're john- objectively attractive man- and you throw a few flirts phoenix's way #only for them to full face grimace like they just ate a lemon and purposefully crash your jet into the ocean #what would you even do after that. you would never look at yourself in the same way ever again. #this post isn't abt phoenix though (<- literally tagged and mentioned them) its abt solaris #demiromantic solaris just makes perfect sense to me. for fabbylaris reasons of course. #solaris is NOT a romancer she is NOT focused on relationships. she's solving complex math equations in her head and getting covered in oil! #i don't think solaris was ever very... popular. she's dated once in college but she never had a lot of close friends #she dated once. went “oh this sucks im never doing that again”. and then got smushed with a comically large anvil #with 'being comfortable and feeling understood by someone that you trust' written on it #anyways is anyone even reading this. can anyone hear me. hello.

[summerlycoris]

I think the best part of boxing day this year was going shopping with my brothers girlfriend and buying some (admittedly cool) shit I didnt need.

But the second best thing was going on twitter, to realise the 600 tweet gregory poster made like 100 replies to steel wool studios asking to marry their artist. Over this pic.

Cant get this shit anywhere but the internet happy holidays you lot!

#summerly talks #it was fucking hilarious. kinda reminded me of that post where it was like #if you see 'im normal now' at the top of your dash you know your mutual just had an epic breakdown of some kind and you can find it #but in this case i saw someone posting a scrolling video of it all labled SHUT UP and knew id be laughing my ass off shortly #also. look at my daughter. look at her #i dont think i expressed this properly earlier but SHES THERE SHES THERE SHES HAPPY SHES THERE- #*a-hem* #i. i am going to be normal about this #so normal

[camellcat]

I feel insane I get it now I get it twelveclara IS everything. they make me want to run up the walls and bounce around and grin so hard it hurts and I love them

#I never thought I'd actually find it in myself to be able to ship the doctor with anyone but rose #but they've done it #five minutes of sitting around in that restaurant and I've been won over #god they're hilarious #ohh and I just got to the 55 minute mark #CLARA OSWIN OSWALD I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU FOREVA YOU CLEVER CLEVER GIRL!!!!! #I JUST FINISHED THE EPISODE ELEVEN NOOOO I DIDN'T THINK I'D MISS HIM #I feel so insane I wanted her to take his hand so badly it makes me dizzy #I'm so used to rose just grabbing onto him without hesitation CLARA PLEASE HIS ARM IS JUST HANGING THERE WAITING #sorry you had to read my live reaction to deep breath lmao I didn't want to post until I saw the whole thing and then I just kept on adding #twelveclara #whouffaldi #twelfth doctor #clara oswald #doctor who

[lambjock]

i have too many thoughts on the deleted jackienat scene for a girl who's supposed to be enjoying her birthday lol. i think at the root of it all, it's highly likely that when the actresses breathed life into the characters, and scenes got improvised, some things just stopped making sense for characters to do. including good things, like with jackie's 'i love you' to shauna! and i think this is the case for natalie looking at jackie with hatred before leaving her out in the cold. maybe at one point in her early stages of characterization it made sense, but clearly the people on the show didn't think that way anymore at some point, hence the cut. also ngl people taking this deleted scene, which for all we know didn't even make it into the final script, as some sort of 'gotchu' for jackienat enjoyers ( romantic or otherwise ) is weird as hell to me. like, it was removed for a reason.

#my posts. #yellowjackets #im tired and its my birthday so maybe this doesnt make much sense but #i have lots of thoughts i cant stop thinking abt this scene #a mix of good and bad tbh #but mostly watching people act as if this completely destroys jackienat is hilarious to some degree #since a huge part of their appeal has always been how similiar they are. that's what jackienat is founded on #and with that similarity comes a hatred especially since both girls have a self loathing streak #so regardless whether people view this as a huge characterization moment for nat or not doesn't change this #people seem to forget how much natalie genuinely hated lottie and was jealous of her as well! it doesn't mean she loved her any less #natalie at her core is a teenage girl like the rest of them. she has flaws and pettiness and does things she regrets. a *lot* #but on the other hand she'd do anything for travis. that's who she lives for. and the only one who helped her save him was jackie #jackie might've stolen him away for the night but the others were gonna take him away forever #which is something natalie would hate more than jackie fucking him. hell in the show she even says she could care less about the sex #she just wanted travis to be *alright.* #had natalie been in the cabin when jackie was calling the girls out for what they did last night you KNOW she would've sided with her #would she have cared about the highschool drama between shauna and jackie? who knows. #but no matter her personal feelings on jackie they had a mutual hatred and disgust for what happened during doomcoming #and i think that would've mattered more to nat at the time. in a swarm of angry feral teenagers the only one she could trust then was jacki #of course these are just my personal opinions which im purposefully keeping brief lol #but like. i just have too many thoughts on this it would take an essay to iron them out so here's this i guess!

[drbtinglecannon]

I know there are so many dynamics with Camila that we won't get or if we do they'll be extremely brief, and I genuinely lament all of them, but one I think would be so fucking funny is her & Eberwolf

Like, come on! Look me in the eyes and tell me it wouldn't be hilarious!

Camila is a veterinarian who canonically loves & is fiercely defensive of animals, even the "unlikeable" ones. You're telling me she wouldn't take one look at Eber and go "Aw, what a cute cat friend :)" only for Luz to be like "Oh yeah, the Beastkeeping Coven Head, he's one of the cool ones that helped with the rebellion! He chewed through my handcuffs once!"

The following whiplash this poor woman goes through would be astounding.

"Wait a Coven Head?? You mean those managers of the covens Hunter worked with?? -- Wait CHEWED through METAL? -- WAIT HANDCUFFS??? MIJA WHY WERE YOU HANDCUFFED?!?"

Now imagine how much worse it'd all be if she saw Eber's teeth & claws look. Go from "Aw how cute :)" to "dear god wtf is that?!" real fast. Bonus is Eber's sense of humor is to be a bit of a bastard, so like, he would overhear Camila mutter something about him being cute, then he'd flash his fangs intentionally & laugh when she screamed.

Long story short, Camila is a veterinarian who loves animals & keeps a fossilized snake skin in a frame by her bed because Luz gave it to her, and Eberwolf is an exceptionally strange creacher of the Boiling Isles who looks like a cute bipedal hybrid between a kid & a fennec fox and doesn't speak with words. Where demons like Hooty would be horrific immediately & endlessly, Eber would initially appear cute & approachable only to steadily become more horrific with each revelation of his character.

I just think the veterinarian who loves animals & the beastkeeping beast demon would have some common ground yknow. After the initial hilarious introduction I mean

#toh #toh spoilers #camila noceda #eberwolf the huntsman #i say this as a fellow animal lover who used to work w animals. if i saw an eber in person id be like ''!! cutie!!'' #camila would (probably) be polite enough not to say it outloud or shed quietly whisper about it to luz but i know in my heart she'd have #the same initial thought seeing him. hed def overhear if she tried to whisper it too so like. its just got a lot of potential for a #hilarious first introduction. & this isnt even touching on eber being darius' bestie -- the guy hunter has absolutely mentioned to her #''you didnt mention darius had a catfox for a friend'' ''oh you mean eberwolf? yeah hes gotten a lot nicer to me. used to growl a lot. but #not like speaking in beastspeak growling. just. angry growling.'' ''beastspeak? growling?'' ''yeah he cant speak words. darius was the only #one who understood him back at the castle.'' ''oh...i see...does darius speak in growls too?'' ''no he mostly speaks in sarcasm'' ''...'' #extremely niche posts for me & like 3 other people in the fandom go! #tc posts

[moondal514]

My favorite thing from the JWQS extras is how it’s revealed that the fall of the previous dynasty was actually caused by the masked person’s lesbian drama

#li yanru really had all these powerful women thirsting after her #including the infamous consort wan #damn #also nangong rang really did have 3 daughters and all 3 of them were sapphic #hilarious #someone talk to me about the masked person’s main character energy though #I want the 7 volume baihe novel about her life #jwqs #moonie posting

[nbkdramathings]

Since it’s Destined with You Eve, another thing that I was thinking about with Sin-yu is during his meeting with Hong-jo in the beginning, after she goes back to his office to get Eun-wol’s contact:

During his long winded response to her basically calling him uptight, he says that he’s been compared to a puppy and that her presence is what’s making him more uptight than normal.

This is a pointless post but needless to say my boy has been extra way before the “love potion.” Hong-jo just brings that out of him. Haha

#this post is dumb #but I thought about it earlier after seeing the clip again #that was the most extra he had been up to that point #and also when his lawyer friend walks in on him after the red hand shows up in the first episode #he didn’t need a love potion to be extra #he just needed hongjo #he matches her energy #and I find that hilarious #destined with you #netflix destined with you #rowoon

[blazingblorbos]

LayMiko is so funny to me because this absolutely revered and powerful priestess from a nation that only just recently opened its borders hops on a boat to a neighboring nation (which is still far away asf, mind you) supposedly because one of her writers (she owns a publishing house btw) needed inspiration. And immediately captures the attention of a random ass astrology scholar - and vice versa - as her first instinct is to announce that the scholar in question has “piqued her interest”.

And as a result, said scholar is left stunlocked, LITERALLY SAYING “Wow. I don’t know how to respond to that . She’s very cool, I hope I can be her friend” [Vine Boom.wav with Homophobic Dog png here] after not even speaking more than 4 sentences with each other.

#I'M SO GLAD I STILL HAVE THE CLIP HAHAA #blazingshitpost #blazingshitpost genshin edition #this is so random I know but I'm procrastinating on work and came across this while scrolling in my personal server #which. of course. I thought was fucking hilarious so I had to make a post about it #Genshin Impact #Genshin #Genshin Layla #Layla #Genshin Yae #Genshin Yae Miko #Yae Miko #LayMiko #'purely out of personal interest' #I'm going to smack a lesbian across the face #not an April Fools prank or anything; just a funny thing I came across that I wanted to share with my silly sapphic oomfs #I also love the way Paimon talks to Miko bc Paimon is a casual creature at heart #and rarely applies proper formal tones and words when speaking #and when it's towards characters like Miko I find it v funny #I don't think she's EVER addressed her as 'Guuji' ONCE LOL