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scarlettheknight · 2 years
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Happy 14th birthday Achievement Hunter!
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skrrtscree · 5 months
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Ryomina Week DAY 1: First Meeting/Childhood Friends
Based on the scene in the movies when they met, he was so crazy for jumping off a fucking building.😭
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chiquilines · 9 months
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Is this the art of someone who is mentally okay?
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husberttee · 1 year
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my lifestyle these days is truly Not It like i need to fix this somehow
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nektaarr · 2 years
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Man i feel like crying…. I‘ve got only 10h left until the deadline for our projects and im getting more stressed out with every passing minute. The renderings wont work properly and i still have to photoshop them after they finished but it just takes way too long. Plus i cant work on anything else while they‘re rendering cuz it takes so much power and my notebook‘s already at its limit.
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toastsnaffler · 4 months
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I have to be up for work in 3 hours and I'm gonna be real I think ive hit the point where I might not be getting any sleep at all. for fucks sake.
#ive survived all nighters before ill scrape through the day itll just be Rough. at least i dont have much in my schedule#im not gonna take the dose this morning bc i think thats a really bad idea to do on zero hours sleep#and i can't risk two consecutive all nighters. like I have done that before but not while working full time 💀 its not worth it#drafting an email to my doctor to let her know im skipping day 2 + ask advice re. whether its worth resuming again on day 3#bc she did list 'trouble sleeping' as a common symptom that often passes but i need to know a) how long it usually takes to pass and-#b) if this is unusually bad + would she rec supplementing with a sleep aid or just switching tack entirely and trialling a non stimulant#by this stage of the night i dont think its actually acting anymore bc i took it at 7am and its now 3am. it shouldnt last that long#i think its more just triggered my preexisting insomnia. my ability to sleep is very very sensitive sometimes + hates routine changes#just so fucking frustrating bc ive spent the past 2 months nailing my sleep routine + ive had a couple weeks of being able to-#go to bed like 9:30-10 and it only takes an hour to get to sleep and i get usually a good 7 hours sometimes 8 only waking once halfway#and i dont feel like utter shit like yeah im tired but from work not so much lack of sleep.... and now thats all fucked lmao#whatever. maybe i should just take the next dose anyway#ill see. gonna try to sleep for another 2 hours but once it hits 5 im not doing this anymore ive been trying for six hours already man#i cant even remember when i last pulled a full all nighter. it might be longer than 6 months ago... i was doing so well :-(#im so mad i was so hopeful it would have SOME good effect like ik its not a miracle worker + these things take time but so many people-#seem to have an immediate positive response even if its probably a placebo. and i got fuck all except This.#i was searching on the reddit for sleep issues and other ppl only seem to report bad ones on higher doses or years in..#like damn. do i even have adhd then. ik thats a stupid thing to think bc obvs everyones body metabolises meds differently etc but still#it is ALMOST HALF 3 and i am FUCKING TIRED#UGH. alright bedtime round 189447383#.diaries#.vent
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the-ark-awaits · 10 months
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jadeneppy · 1 year
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Sometimes i really wanna give up
#i wanna just wrap my hands around my neck and hope i stop breathing#ive done it so many times already#im so tired in alwsys so tired i feel so fuckin useless#i wanna cry all the time at how tired i am#but i cant i have people who love me and o dont want to hurt them but its so hard#being forxed to remember how the one o loved so much ledt me and told our friends that i did terrible things#it makes me so tired#i played it ofd but im honestly getting so so close sometimes#i love my friends so much and i love my cat so much#i have to constantly remember that theu love me too but its so hard sometimws#maybe its because its 3am maybe its because i haven't been taking my meds regularly#but im so scared all the time#i am so scared of veing close to someone yet want to be loved so bad#i miss being loved in a romantic way i want to be Cherished and comforted by someone who loves me#and yet the person who i thought loved me let their current lover attack me and stalk me#and its esting at me so bad. i just wnsyed to be left alone but i am omce again forced to remember#ive been hallucinating again. seeing people who aren't there hearing things that aren't there#i might really have to go back to therapy. i dont wanna go back on sui watch but im so tired#i wsnna be coverd in dirt lost in the woods with a ribbon on my neck to be presented as a gift for the earth#sui ideation maybe but ive been struggling with this relapse for so long like a cold thats inching its way but wont fully come#ive been feeling sick for a while#and sometimes i wish to end but i cant i have people whod miss me#and i think.. how will they find out im gone. who will tell them if i died. if i lesve a note theyd stop me but if i lesve theyd think..#theyd think i hate them and am ignoring them and i dont want that#its a thing i think about a lot. i think.. id tell my brother to tell my friwnd and then that friend tell the others..#but thats a lot to put on someone. i think about death a lot. i think about it while im driving a lot. what if i just get hit one day#like when i was 18 before my first job interview i got into an accident and i just sat there waiting for the car to explode or something#but my friend was in there too and i pushed her out cux she was freaked out and i told her to get away from the car. but i just sat there#me and her ex just sat there. waiting until i finally decided to get out to comfort her sinxe he didn't even try#xzzt
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oflgtfol · 1 year
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the thing is about getting promtoed to manager is that there are aspects of this job i genuinely enjoy like i genuinely enjoy doing truck, i genuinely enjoy doing the pull list and fulfilling online orders, etc. if i became a manager i dont know if i could do those things anymore. like i know managers do the pull list and online orders occasionally but theyre never the Main Person to do it, and i dont think literally anyone other than the actual replenishment manager herself ever puts out truck (but how much of that is by job description, and how much is just personal preference towards not doing it?)
if i never got to do truck again honestly i’d be so sad. if i never regularly got to do the things i genuinely enjoy doing then its like - well, whats the point then. youre gonna give me more responsibility thus making my job more stressful, AND take away the things that make it worthwhile?
but it also sucks so bad to say like. Hey thanks for the promotion opportunity. But no thank you. like lmao
#god i genuinely love the ‘busy’ work i love doing the shit that everyone else hates doing#its stressful in its own way like i really am running around the store all the time#the one guy who asked me if i was okay bc i just kept running up and down the same aisles when doing online orders#like yeah its a lot#but i honestly do enjoy it so long as i dont have to deal with customers !!#which if i became a manager i’d be a customer experience manager !!#naur ! do not take away the things i enjoy and then replace them with the things i hate !#i’d actually enjoy being the replen manager i think perhaps maybe#but my current replen manager isnt going anywhere and thank god for that bc i love her#and also i dont wanna deal with the 3am truck that is required to attend as a replen manager. no thank you!#but everything else like putting out stock. setting POGs. genuinely so fucking fun i love doing it#but im not an official replenishment team member im techncially a cashier who just dabbles in replen#but i havent done truck since the summer so it seems like the fact im like half replen has left everyones minds already?? 😔#if i could be a manager and also have shifts where i just put out stock#then i’d be down#like obv i’d be pulled away from it a lot to do managerly things#but if i could do truck in between thst then like. ok im down#but i dont know :(#rspecially since cusotmer experience managers typically close instead of open#and we dont do truck during closing shifts :(#screaming crying. throwing up i miss cutting into and ripping open cardboard boxes#brot posts#sorry. been pondering this whole debacle constantly lately#i’d hate to turn this down because i have discovered im someone who cant say no when people want me to do things#i like being useful and i like being helpful so if someone says hey do you want to be of even more use? then im like hell yeah#bonus points if i get paid more to be of more use#like yay i get to be useful AND make money? yay. but this almost always works to my detriment to some extent. so is it worth it#that is the question.
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squea · 5 months
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oc's as obscure associations tag (thank u @madeofcc <3)
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cornelius o'clock baby!!!
animal: saying a bat is too obvious so i'll say a grizzly bear colours: red, black and also like a neon hypnotic green month: september song(s): people are strange - the doors number: 3 smells: lavender and cologne samples he gets in the magazine gemstone: bloodstone (ok i know this seems cliche but i swear its for more reasons that just it has the word blood in its name) time of day: 3am season: the start of spring, where days are still shortish, but its getting a bit better. places: in his mummas heart food: ... plasma fruit or bjorn bjergsen drinks: plasma jane, red wine, or energy drinks (they make them sick, but hes energised all the time so i still associate them with him) element: acid/poison? does that count? astrological sign: virgo seasoning: black pepper sky: the very first bit of light in the very early morning. its still more or less pitch black, just with a hint of the morning on the horizon. weather: completely clear, no clouds. magical power: mans a vampire. enchantment/mind control (nothing too wild tho) weapons: something sharp but big. a scythe. social media: he never posts, but instagram to keep up with his "friends" and finds the explore page fascinating. makeup product: concealer... candy: idk if this is just a UK thing but lovehearts. he reads the little loving messages out loud before eating a whole pack. method of long distance travel: bat travel. art style: leyendecker fear: rejection (cant get rejected if u dont try) mythological creature: an imp? piece of stationary: mechanical pencil three emojis:
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celestial body: venus
im so sorry im too shy to tag people esp if i miss that theyve already done it asdhjagsdj but pls do it and say i tagged u bc i love to read peoples ok
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arttrampbelle · 7 months
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Shang tsung x reader hcs
Reader is gn
*note: this isn't mk12 shang. Never will be. So.....sorry bout your poor taste in shang tsung iterations. Imagine any other version of shang. Thank you.*
Cw:mentions of nsfw(nothing heavy),fluff,mentions of a s/o who self harms and has mental illness/depression.
🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍
Shang Tsung with a s/o that is.....
Shang tsung with a kind,sweet,gentle s/o. One that is shy,maybe a bit more of the demure side. Or even just a person who isn't an assertive type. Either way a s/o that is more softer and sweeter. A sweet gentle soul. Shang tsung would absolutely love you. It's a breath of fresh air to him. To come home to a gentle energy. Someone he can look to and see innocence in this cold and unforgiving world that is MORTAL KOMBAT. to him,you are his sanctuary. To him you are the closest to heaven he will ever get. And he is so so grateful for that.
Shang tsung with a more spunky,energetic and lively s/o. One who is active and maybe bounce off the walls goofy. Just a jovial little imp you are! One who shitposts memes at 3am and major crackhead energy. (I love you people fr) you are an absolute delight. You Make him laugh till his sides hurt. He's never felt like this in decades,centuries even. Never have you made him feel so alive,so youthful,and full of surprises. He loves your energy. He feels while your behavior can be annoying af at times. He appreciates your sincerity and despite the darkness around you you still find humor and life in everything. He has major respect for that. (You n johnny cage maaaaay get along. But hey i hc shang's cool with johnny,but like a silly puppy and moody dad kinda friendship. They could kill each other but they'd rather talk about kung fu cinema) you are absolutely precious to him.
Shang with a more aggressive,assertive,and angy(?) S/o. Maybe someone prone to easily be angered. Or even someone willing to throw hands and give out a can of whoop ass. Oh thank the elder gods he doesn't have to defend you! Not that he minds,he does love the praise he gets for that. But he feels relieved that you can handle yourself. Not to mention,its kinda hot to him when you get angry. Not at him of course....then again....the thought has crossed his mind....anyways. shang tsung loooooves sparring with you! Unf it's his bread n butter. He feels so alive with every kick and punch you throw. He always is sad when you are done tho. He always craves more. But both of you im sure are busy. But he loves you just the same.
Shang tsung with a s/o that is moody,sad,battles with depression,maybe self harm? He would be extra careful with his beloved. He would check in on you regularly. Pay extra special attention to your needs and make sure you take any medication you need to take. He would teach you techniques to help ease your inner demons. As he understands that struggle. He absolutely knows what to say,what to do,and how to help you. And if he can't help you. He will find someone who can. He will always be there to comfort you and give you advice when you need him to. He may be a dark sorcerer,but he is ruthless. NEVER HEARTLESS. especially with you. He loves you. And doesn't want to lose you. He cherishes you so so much. So whatever battles you face. He will be at your side,to crush any foe or neurosis that stand in your way to glory!
Shang tsung with a s/o that loves to cook. Omfg have his hand in marriage already! You make such amazing foods. Even if its simple. Even if it's just the most basic ass shit. The love you put into it. The fact that you even bothered to give him foods he loves! Unf. This man is over the moon! He absolutely loves you cooking for him. Better if its homemade,and a personal recipe. He absolutely loves you. He may even help you cook. Bonding time.
Shang tsung with a s/o who is chubby,thicc,and got some rolls on them.(this is gn but this is especially for fem persenting peeps. I see you. I got you!) Oh my god he would adore you. He loves your voluptuous curves. He loves how you always seem to look so flawless in everything. And even if you dont feel that way. He still loves you. Because he fell for your soul....not your body honey. Tho...he'd be foolish not to admit. He loves hanging onto every inch of you. Dragging his claws from his gauntlets across your skin. And the loveable little squees you make in response. Hee hee. What can i say my mans a glutton for a teasing. >:3c. But shang would absolutely adore you. Softness and sweetness. Perfect.
Shang tsung with a s/o that kinda is awkward with themselves. Not hating themselves,just awkward. He would totally gas you up! Especially if you get flustered and blush. Fave pastime is making you blush.
Shang tsung doesn't care about where you come from. Ethnicity,nationality,realm. He loves it all. He doesn't care. The man is 500yrs old. Do you think he gives a rat's ass?! Hell no. He would absolutely love to learn about you. He loves to learn. Knowledge is power. And what better way than to gain it by your side. He's stubborn but not to the point of reluctance to learn fron others. Sometimes he knows but not the extent. Sometimes he'll be surprised. Either way. He loves you. (Idgaf why would shang care about your ethnicity? Like there's so many different people in mk rosters anyways. So any x readers from any character that had this was dumb to me,and childish. Black,white,asian,American,European,lizard,shokan,dragon,rabbit person,mortal,immortal,doesn't fucking matter. If shang tsung likes you and wants to peruse you. He fucking will. And nothing will stop him if he genuinely loves you,unless you give him a reason not to. Which you wont. Also if shang genuinely loves you he will show it differently than if he's trying to gain something from you and get you riled up or if its not genuine. Biiiig difference but that's for another post)
Shang would love you in your best and worst of times. During the lows and the highs. He's in it for the long haul. He doesn't play when it comes to the matters of the heart. He's all in or nothing. He wouldn't bother perusing you if he didn't think you two would be in a long established relationship. Marriage or not. He is loyal to his beloved. Only to his beloved. He's a snek to others. Not to you. He'd burn all the realms to see you safe and happy and loved. He'll die for you,he'd kill for you. Either way what bliss? He's absolutely over the moon for you.
Shang tsung is basically a martial arts master asian gomez in love. Whatever and however you are. He will absolutely love you. Cherish you. Treasure you. Every moment. Period. I don't make the rules. He loves you sorry. And you are his,heart AND soul. uwu.
Hope y'all appreciate this. I wanted to make this to say basically tldr. Shang tsung loves you no matter what. And idc what people say.
💖💅🏻💋🔥🐍🐉🏝
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heliianth · 8 months
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longest thing ive written in forever & despite it being unedited and also like 3AM im proud of it so im posting it without a readmore........ be niceys to me
The grass crunched. A cool shade fell over his back, he could feel the presence there. Shadow only hugged his knees tighter.
Sonic sat down, of course it was him. His feet kicked against the cliff face, small rocks bounced away and into the swirling sea. The setting sun lit up his face and turned his eyes golden. He paid Shadow no mind, staring out onto the horizon with an unfamiliar expression.
“What do you want?“ Shadow's voice came hoarse in his throat.
Sonic only glanced his way. ”To sit with you for a bit. That okay?”
“Do as you wish.”
“Alright.”
The waves churned beneath them, the radiant and otherworldly hum of Angel Island an ambient backdrop. The dusk light embraced the water gently, orange glow wavering, before slowly creeping beyond and leaving the world with blackness. Already the nighttime was cold. A light breeze bit into Shadow's skin. It split him open, peeled something off and carried it out of reach. Small layers of protection shed with the slightest nudge. He had company. What was wrong with him?
He found himself counting, five in through his nose and five out through his mouth. But the air was so thick despite the altitude, he felt his nose and esophagus clogging.
“Shadow,” Sonic's voice cut through it all like a hot knife. He shifted and it drew Shadow's head up. “I've never told anyone this, okay? Not even Tails. So promise you won't snitch.”
Sonic held up a gloveless paw, head still turned away and pinkie outstretched. Shadow frowned. The fur on his palms was darker, almost cream, compared to the peach on the rest of his arms. His pads were darker than that, a brown that looked black in the low lighting.
Shadow looked down at his own bare paws where they clenched the fur on his legs. Slowly, he pried one of them away and linked a red pinkie with Sonic's.
Sonic hid his profile. Cold air separated them again. But after a few seconds, he shrugged to himself, and admitted, “I know who my parents are.”
The breeze picked up, adopting a slight howl.
“I've had lots of people come to me and tell me they're my parents.“ Sonic laughed, but it came out heavy. Bitter in a way he'd never heard, almost alien coming from the blue hedgehog's mouth. ”Comes with being famously orphaned, y’know? Whatever.“
Shadow stayed silent.
“She emailed me, with the, um,” he waved a paw around, “the public address Tails set up. For fans. He assumed it was like the other times: someone making something up for attention. So I ignored it.“
His brows furrowed, eyes tracking Sonic's arm as it lowered so he could tear up a handful of grass and toss it over the cliff. It fluttered away in the wind. He could feel its fingers, its breath, climb between his teeth; ”How'd you figure out she wasn't lying?“
”It was mostly a gut feeling.” Another shrug. “There were also pictures. She asked if I wanted to meet up. Promised she wouldn't go public with it either way, told me she just wanted to see if I was doing alright and... apologize in person.”
“Did you go?” Shadow felt his body lean forward, eagerly listening despite himself.
A second clump of grass went into the sky. “Nah.”
Something molten welled up inside of him. He couldn't keep the venom off his tongue when he snapped, “Why not? She clearly loved you if she reached out.”
”I don't remember a lot of my life, before Eggman. Maybe she loved me.“ Their eyes finally met. ”But that didn't matter to her then. It wasn't enough.“
Shadow tore his gaze away, back onto the water. His paw, the one he'd used to linked pinkies, dug into the dirt. His talons gouged a chunk out. ”You don't forgive her.“
Sonic went quiet for a moment. “The way I see it what's done is done, yeah? I'm over it.”
Shadow could tell Sonic was trying to regain eye contact, felt his paw meet his shoulder like a gunshot. He flinched away, vision blurring. Sonic didn't chase it.
“I'm just telling you... you're not alone, Shadow.”
Shadow squeezed the muddy clod of earth in his fist so hard he could feel it ooze. His breaths came quick and sharp, he wanted to do something. Turn and scream at Sonic for doing this to him. He'd rejected his responsibility, the one Shadow gave him, Shadow's whole life, like it was an unsavoury article of clothing. And then he sat down and talked to him like he could understand. What could he know about loneliness? Adored by humanity, revered as a hero. Successful in all the ways Shadow would not be, even as the Ultimate Lifeform.
He wanted to kill him. The yearning was horribly safe, it buzzed in his head like a heater.
Instead, he curled up into a pathetic ball. And this time, when the nighttime wind blew in from a new direction, Sonic shielded him from the chill.
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justalildumpling · 8 months
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moots as nct members
I'm not sure if uve already done this sorry if u have/ don't want to do this
ahh i love love love moot games like this hehe ty for sending this in💗
(i’m realising that a lot of my moots that i mostly interact with are from deobiblr😭 i’ve only tagged ppl who i am certain they stan nct but if i forgot i’m sorry!! this was written at like 3am delusion)
@sungbeam - mark
miss ma’am works herself as much as sm overworks the shit out of mark lee istg😭 TAKE A BREAK MA'AM IT'S OKAY. ok besides from that, i feel like mark is universally a comfort person for everyone in the nct community and beam is literally MY comfort person, my soulmate, my best friend (yes, she's mine. no buts😤) she's so talented at what she does, an absolute sweetheart, she cares so so much about her peers and i rlly just admire her as a person outside of tumblr. i could literally write an essay about how much i love her but i'll save everyone the read😭
@jaeminvore - jaemin
chaos. the both of them. OK BUT besides from that, nics gives off like hot girl energy like jaemin. he's is like woah he's so sexy and he knows it type vibe and nics is the same! i remember first seeing her blog/works and being like girl. im such a fan (and i still am, she's fucking hilarious and amazing) i folded for nics as much as i did for jaemin fr. it's always so fun talking to nics about literally anything from plain old thirsting over korean men to throwing irl ppl off a cliff and like jaemin she makes any scenario so much more enjoyable!!
@polarisjisung - jisung
LOOKLOOKLOOK yes he is her bias BUT the amount of rizz the both of has😭 UHM HELLO ALSO BOTH MAIN DANCER ENERGY nah i folded fr😩 ok but besides that, we all know jisung is the most wholesome bean ever and I JUST WANT TO PROTECT HUA YK?? idk she's such a cool person to talk to and i feel like we just clicked from the first time we met. jisung gives off like ride or die energy and i can def say that hua is the same💗
@winterchimez - xiaojun
THIS ISNT CHEATING ISTG ITS A COINCIDENCE THAT HER BIAS HAPPENS TO BE HIM AS WELL OK????? Both ally and xiaojun are literally the biggest sweethearts and can get along with everybody!! I always thought that xiaojun would be such a great conversationalist and no joke, ally and I got along so well as soon as we met and now we're forever emotional support buddies🥹🤞
@sehunniepot - jungwoo
literal golden retriever energy, like ball of sunshine. the most sociable and friendliest person i’ve met. i literally fell in love with nikki’s personality as soon as we met just like I did for mr kim jungwoo😔😔 I just feel like if I were to be in a room with her, she would be the lighting everyone up like idk how to describe it. She’s just someone that I feel like everyone couldn’t help but adore.
@jaehunnyy - taeyong
I LOVE THESE TWO PPL SO MUCH ALSNFOAFEI ok. i've calmed down. but fr tho like u CANNOT hate both taeyong and chip. LIKE she's literally a beam of positivity and she cares so much for her peers and always checks up on everyone when she can🥺 our bubu is a great leader and residential cutie and i feel like chip fits that to a tea
@wuahae - haechan
something about cat always screamed haechan to me idk why. just her mannerism/texting/talking style. as soon i started talking to her on the deoboyznet chat like i knew she and i were on the same wavelength just like i felt with haechan LMAO cat may seem playful and fun all the time but she's firm when she wants to be and she knows her boundaries/morals/values which is very admirable.
@mosviqu - ten
for some reason bar and ten just makes sense. both insanely talented, sarcastic and has strong opinions which they’re not afraid of expressing. lowkey intimidating to approach at first due to how highly i thought of her work, but was literally the most down to earth, loveliest person ever. I always love when she talks about the process behind her pics because they blow me away every time just like ten’s dancing.
@daegall - renjun
yes. I know it’s literally illegal for me to put anyone else other than lee donghyuck for sunny BUT IDK MAN SHE JUST GIVES OFF RENJUN VIBES!! we all know renjun is like the cutest little ball of sweetness ever and sunny is always so lovely and whenever she gets giddy like i get giddy too😭 and her expression of emotions towards haechan is portrayed thru capitalisations, keyboard smashes and typos which reminded me of renjun's little spits of anger yk??
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boxwinebaddie · 5 months
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your au stans feel like the type to ask questions like "would you love me if i was a worm" or "do you think we're best friends/dating in every universe?" only to get answers like "why would you be a worm" or "the multiverse theory means theres infinite possibilities 🤓☝" from kyle. slash very positive.
no stop!!!! too real like 100%
like the easiest way i can explain the ncu style dynamics are like kyle trying to study for calculus, trying to clean his room, finish his homework, read his book, do his chores, be PRODUCTIVE
and its just stan in his room lying upside down on his bed or like poking him in the cheek sixteen thousand times blowing air at his glasses and fogging them up trying to get his attention like kylekylekylekylekYLE and hes like wHAT STAN WHAT????
and stans like...do u think the stars have feelings shdlksahdsakl
its so unserious hes so annoyinG!!! kyle never gets any work done when stans around bc hes literally so distracting one bc hes beautiful and two because his golden retriever adhd boy brain go brr 25/8
will call kyle at 3am when drunk like i lub you :* also i stepped on sparkys tail do u think he knows im sorry how do u know:( sakhdsa
ok hang on im doing the worm one also the boys are always dating when i do this so here we go pepstyle i guess lmaooo
ok 100% stan is like ok babe!!!! would u love me if i was a worm? :D
kyle is like dude what are u talking abt??
and stans like worms!!! me and u!!! if i was a worm would u love me!!
kyle *smart vc* ....ur a person .....ur not a worm ?
stan but if i wAS a WoRM would u love me???
kyle...i mean wouldnt that be complicated since we arent the same species? like how would we talk?
stan but were Soul Mates!!! we could make a system!!! a little language like we do with the signing!!! a Worm language!!! <33 :')
and kyle is like...stan that would be a highly irregular and irrational relationship to pursue & creating a language that we could both--
stan * lowkey getting mad* ....ok where would u put me.... :/
kyle huh???
stan ....if i were a worm, where would u put me kyle....answer :////
kyle *logical* idk in the dirt???????
stAN GASPING LIKE!!! YOU'D PUT ME OUTSIDE?????!!!! >:OOO
kyle like wORMS LIKE OUTSIDE ID SET YOU BY SOME DIRT AND STUFF NOT ON THE PAVEMENT??? WHY ARE U YELLING??!?!
stan like SO YOUD JUST GIVE ME AWAY LIKE THAT!!!! >:000 JUST BECAUSE IM A WORM!!!! YOUD GIVE UP ON ME!!!! sET ME FREE?!?
kyle stan????? you're literally a WORM!!! i dont know what you expect me to do!!! Keep You??? *sweats in autism*
stan obviousLY!!!! i mean!!!!!! iTS STILL ME!!!! kyle!!!!!! IM the worm!!!! i just got turned inTo a worm
kyle ok but stan why?? are you a WORM in the first place??? how did that even happen....like....
stan *voice cracking* i dont know sCIENCE!!! i made a bad deal w a WITCH!!! she got really mad and is teaching me a lesson ANYWAYS!!!
stan wHAT if you set me free in your yard and a big BIRD gets me and i get eaten so i DIE!!! but--but then!!! Science comes up w a cURE
kyle ...or the witch lady forgives you right ;) *dying laughing*
stan *actually crying* kYLE THIS IS SERIOUS I DIED!!!!! and then they find a way to reverse the worm thing!!!! BUT ITS TOO LATE BECAUSE I dIED BECAUSE YOU SET ME OUTSIDE AND NOW WE CANT BE SOULMATES FOREVER!!!! :(((((( ;-;;;;; AND ID DIE ALONE!!!!!! AND COLD AS A WOR--
kyle ....oh my god babe...babe why are you crying :( oh my god its okay!! you're not a worm!! and thats very good news!! i like u as you <3
stan bUT NOT AS A WORM YOU WOULDNT LOVE ME AS A WORm
kyle asjlsjda for FUCKS!!!! ok stan!!! if I was a worm??? IF. I. WAS. A. WORM. would you still love me?!
stan *no hesitation* ABSOLUTELY!!!!! i would love you FOREVER even if you were a worm!!!! ;-; i would save you from the sidewalk when its raining and make you a nice worm terrarium with lots of dirt! i already eat lots of fruits and vegetables so you'd have lots of compost to eat!!!! i would sing to you every single morning and talk to you even if you couldnt talk back. id tell you to wiggle twice for yes and once for no!!! if worms could wear clothes id learn how to make you a sweater!!! id make you a green hat out of leaf incase you miss your ushanka or you get cold!!! id keep you updated on who kenny is sleeping with and put t&p on for you! id blow you so many kisses! i would hold you and tell you i love you every day! id take you on dates with me even if people think it looks weird I ! DONT! CARE! because youre my super best worm bf and the loml! and even if they never change you back id just be happy to spend my life with you and--"
kyle.......oh...my god that was so cute....youre soooo fucking Cute...dude that was like the sweetest thing ive ever heard, i...ok get over here...put your lips on my lips worm boy....nonnegotiable :*
stan okay YES i mean nO!!!!
*stan frustrated annoyed sad noise*
stan KYLE WOULD YOU REALLY NOT LOVE ME IF I WAS A WORM
;-; </3
*stan abt to cry again oh my god hes so baby*
kyle *sighs and holds both stans baby hands and squeeze smh*
in....this hypothetical vaguely dystopian scifi universe slash high fantasy depending on whether or not a witch or unexplained science phenomenon turns you into a worm...even though i would be very confused and not sure how to communicate with you...i would not....i would NOT put you outside...i'd make you a worm appropriate enclosure, check the climate, make sure your diet is balanced and
stan WOULDYOUSTILLREADTOMEIFIWAS
kyle oH my GOD! i wasnt DONE! yes i would still read to you, annoying boy, Relax!!! speaking of, it would be very peaceful in my home without you distracting me and making a mess and poking me with your mechanical pencil, i would get a lot done but i would miss you annoying me very much because i love you. so i would do a lot of research, try to figure out how to de-wormify you, work with the cdc, i don't know, go to the white house if i have to. or trade my life for yours if that frees you from the witches curse but you better do all that shit you SAID youd do stan!!!! if you dump me outside, istg!!!
kyle but...uhh...if that didnt work and you were a worm forever. i would still love you very very much...please do not ask me anymore weird questions my face is....Warm and i do not like it >.>
*robot kyle* *cue stan going MWAHMWAMHWAMWAHMWAH <3* *and kyle flinching away like a feral cat sdkhsd*
anyways...thats canon to me
-uncle nina, worm uncle
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strawbubbysugar · 6 months
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WOOOOO NEW CHAPTER !!!!!!
im not done w it yet but i had a question thats honestly probably been answered somewhere already but its 3am and i simply do not want to go searching lmao
porphyal. pronunciation ? bc ive been saying it like pour-fee-uhl in my head, but wanted to check how its supposed to be pronounced
Pour-fye-al! Por - Pouring Phy - Fiber Al - Albino
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jackassrabbot · 6 months
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THE HERO RETURNS!!!!!
How'd it go how'd it go how'd it go????
~Goobert 2
dont go to the tombstone train at 3am real not clickbait it was fucking COLD it was so cold im still not warm. i stayed there for like half an hour and i feel like i could sleep for a week. after 10 minutes i felt like it taken a boot to the fucking head. honestly wasnt much worse than i migraine which i already Cope And Seethe about on the regs except for the fact there was no slow build it was just an immediate fuck you to my brain. i didnt get super far up the trail, seems like most of its either blocked off or a straight drop into fuck knows where, the only open path i could see spencer (i took spencer btw) was Not Happy abt so i basically just headed out after that. if theres any cool magic junk here i guess all the stuff in the part i got to's all long gone fuckity bye which yknow. is fine. magic junk wasnt especially my goal for this trip. n e way i honestly dont even remember getting back to hamelin it was like 5 in the god damn mother fucking am i was so done. tombstone trail review is bring a fucking coat god damn.
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