#but please god CHILL

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?'' #and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus #but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3'' #and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to'' #only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it #and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book #Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out'' #Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.'' #''this has been so bad for my health'' #Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested. #Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him'' #Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him. #and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE #though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it. #he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure'' #nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards. #which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for

[exaltior-a]

Personally the amount of people who are either "Jake is a stupid himbo" or "Jake is actively malicious" blow my mind. No, Jake isn't stupid, and he's not evil. He's a sixteen year old who is implied to have a mental disability and/or brain damage (it's not exactly clear, Caliborn claims they have the same developmental disorder and Dirk iirc worries that Jake hit his head too much, I guess you can take either with a grain of salt but I digress), and has not had meaningful real life interactions with other human beings in years. He is in the wrong for his actions, but it feels. Purposefully ignorant to claim he's just stupid or just evil for them.

He's socially stunted. He wants to emulate heroes in movies but lacks self esteem and experience. If the alpha kids had enough time to be more fleshed out (and let's be real, if Hussie cared about Jake) this might have been explored more thoroughly. He'd never had the opportunity to learn how to cope with a relationship, how to communicate his needs, or understand that he can't control how other people perceive him like he can through a computer screen.

He doesn't know healthy boundaries because he's never had to use them, and this goes both ways (allowing his friends to sexualise him and treat him like an object, as well as constantly complaining about his relationship with Dirk to Jane) Like yeah he does run away instead of communicating with Dirk and yeah he does dump all his problems on Jane. I love Jane, but one of her problems is her bottling up her feelings and people pleasing until everything blows up. She should have told him off much sooner, and while he was being a dick, it was partly because she allowed him to feel like it was okay to do, since she never told him it wasn't after the first few times or when she was starting to get aggravated.

His problems with Dirk are a little more complicated because we're never actually shown their relationship or how it broke down, but from what we can gather, Jake felt overwhelmed by Dirk's intensity and decided to ignore him rather than tell him try and avoid confrontation but leading to Dirk being frustrated and breaking up with him. Dirk claims he feels like he bullied Jake into a relationship, and though I personally think that's him making it seem worse than it was, it does mean that Dirk probably was trying to go too fast. I've best heard it is Jake being an introvert pretending to be an extrovert.

This is not to say I don't think people can't dislike or even hate Jake, but it's like. Idk. Misinterpreting a character and disliking that version of them is a little redundant to me.

#homestuck #dirkjake #jake english #dirk strider #jane crocker #character meta #homestuck meta #this is kind of in response to those people in the “worst homestuck character” tourney lol #the notes on those posts are atrocious especially the ones about the alpha kids. especially roxy #god if you think roxy is a perfect sngel i assume you haven't read the comic #btw im not mad at the person running the polls or whatever for that they seem fairly chill #its just that homestuck fans are sometimes stupid #and lack reading comprehension and critical analysis #long post #ummm jake dislikers ur fine but please. be correct about him if you're going to not like him #ok bye lol

[lilybug-02]

This has happened to me way too many times for it be normal.

#i love my fellow authors and creators. I really do. but OH MY GOD. #please #tag that shit #or just maybe.... dont do that??? hmmmm #bro i cant #i would love to blame myself in that maybe I just ignored the warnings- but like....usually its a very chill vibe #and then BAM. I see something I should not have ever seen. #anyways.... #bread #bread comics #my art #mini comic

[turtleblogatlast]

I still think about how Leo’s ideal day out for the fam’s venture into the Hidden City was basically just an effort to get some rest and relaxation because boy does he never get that ever.

#rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #Leo is that one kid who’s like yeah dude I’m chill I’m laidback #and on the inside he’s just in a constant fetal position rocking back and forth #at least the others got a good amount of time spent in Tahiti but Leo’s out here like please god just one spa day 🙏🙏🙏 #no but tbh? it’s genuinely a great look at Leo’s character that he wants to go to a spa to basically just sleep in the sun #it’s not bombastic or flashy or anything he legit just wants a good place to get proper rest and care #that hair spa can catch these hands LET MY BOY HAVE HIS SPA DAY 🔪 #HONESTLY EACH PERSON’S CHOICE OF WHERE THEY WENT FOR THEIR DAY OUT SAYS A LOT #like raph wants to emulate who he perceives as those in justice in a desire to become more like the hero he so desperately wants to be #leo goes off on his own in order to let his guard down and actually rest for more than a lackadaisical facade #donnie goes with april not only to salvage his pride and condemn magic but also to hold onto his self worth and genuinely help out #and mikey thrives in family and specifically the harmony within family and how that is portrayed through the act of simply being together #in this essay I will-

[s1ithers]

durgin' hard or hardly durging

#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 #the dark urge #dark urge spoilers #blood #my draws #oc: tavith #god i'm so pleased w the durge experience #thrills n chills #my poor nice paladin girl is not

[sharkgirldick]

Incredibly fucking pissed that have to get up for work instead of getting to finish my sex dream about a trans guy fucking my face. Sigh.

#text post #shark thoughts #feeding frenzy #it was so fucking good too #a guy and his friend (boyfriend?) come over to my place to chill. while they're over I casually mention how I've wanted a guy to do that #and he doesn't even wait he shoves me on my back and he shoves my face in his crotch. I'm instantly lost in huffing his smell. #and he orders me to open my mouth and stick my tongue out and he just starts going to town while his friend watches and plays with themself. #god I can still remember how good he tasted and how his bush felt against my face. #i considered calling out of work just for the vain hope that I could continue that dream #can a guy PLEASE come over and use my mouth oh my fucking GOD

[egophiliac]

On EN server, I cant believe I actually believed you when you said nothing bad happens ever OH MY GOD- QAQ

:)

#twisted wonderland #glorious masquerade #are you not enjoying the pretty flowers anon? :) #to be fair this is twst where stakes range from 'time to have delightful hijinks with small plush versions of ourselves' #to 'all magic in the WORLD is about to be destroyed FOREVER' #just one of those days i guess #ALSO i have been informed that you can still tell malleus to chill tf out when he's having his little tantrum and i am SO pleased #tsunotarou be cool 🤝 keep cool hornton #god i love this dumb game

[lemonmatronics]

I’m gonna go to sleep soon uhhhh the fence has been broken take some Fizz pictures (from the latest ep) because he’s like really fucking pretty man woah

Also I need more of Fizz and Ozzie being snuggly without the hat on more than I need air

#Please god now that we’ve seen his horns can we get some like casual scenes where we see them also #Like omg just chilling at home with Ozz? #Nobody else around? #Fuck the hat yknow he doesn’t need it there #I’d love if it just became like #Kinda normal to see them sometimes #fizzaroli helluva boss #helluva boss #fizzarolli #helluva boss blitz #blitzø #helluva boss ozzie

[can-a-tuna-fish]

I can and will write a multi page essay about the way people write and portray Richard Goranski’s lisp in fan content and why I don’t like it. this is sort of just one aspect of it, guys please actually consider how a lisp works before writing/playing him with one I’m begging you.

Rich has a tongue between teeth lisp (as opposed to the type of lisp that happens when air escapes from the sides of your teeth), meaning he makes the “sss” and “zzz” sounds with his tongue “out” (touching the top row of his teeth instead of resting behind them).

The way the tongue between teeth sort of lisp works, you only make the “th” sound on certain words. sun, spoil, and toss all require you to use the “sss” sound to pronounce them, meaning they would come out with a th lisp. The same goes for “zzz” sounding words like zebra, puzzle, and lazy. Plus some words with C like icing, voice, and circle, since in this context the C actually makes the same sound as an S.

Not all words that have an S or C in them make the speaker lisp though, which is where I think people get confused about it and write/play him with a silly sounding or inaccurate lisp. Words like share, show, and sheet make a “shh” or a shush sound, which usually wouldn’t have a th lisp attached to it :))

Something I recommend if you’re ever playing him or just generally any character who lisps, be conscious not to speak with your tongue out the entire time. I see a lot of the people who play him just keeping their tongue between their teeth throughout entire sentences while trying to recreate a lisp, and it changes the pronunciation of ALL their words which a lisp wouldn’t do.

Also, when writing a lisp, it’s really repetitive to read anything that constantly emphasizes it. You don’t have to write “thally thellth thea thellth by the thea thore” it’s difficult to read and makes the content less accessible overall, it’s okay to write the words normally and THEN emphasize how they’re spoken, one or two mentions of a lisp is enough to get the point across without constant repetition. Plus then it’s not crowding up your writing and taking all that effort to figure out.

Honestly all I’m saying is to think about how speech impediments work before trying to write/mimic them, genuinely though at most it mildly annoys me so there’s no anger or anything behind this post. It’s something I like talking about + I like rich so he gets to be part of this too.

#I actually don’t expect anyone to read all that #I’m posting this for the clarity of my own mind #it’s one of those things that already bugs me in fanfic #then I watch the source material and realize it happens there too so it bugs me double #this isn’t discoraging anyone from giving him a lisp oh my god please do I love characters who lisp so much #just like think about it a little bit before you do :)) #ugh I love this freak #there will probably be more on this eventually #richard goranski #rich goranski #be more chill #bmc #be more chill musical #bmc musical #txt post

[sadkois]

BTW. TO ALL NISHIKI FANS (AND ANYONE INTERESTED REALLY), PLEASE CHECK THIS OUT IF U HAVENT ALREADY.

it's the transcript of an interview with Nakaya Kazuhiro, nishiki's voice actor, held on March 20th,2023!!

THERE'S A LOT OF GOOD ANALYSIS BY NAKAYA HIMSELF. LIKE.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CHECK IT OUT, THERE'S A LOT OF GOOD STUFF

#akira nishikiyama #PLEASE SHOW UP IN THE TAGS THIS IS IMPORTANT #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #translation is a bit wonky at parts but its def understandable #ALSO I FEEL VALIDATED IN SOME OF MY NISHKI VIEWS #theres a lot of things iwanna say but also i need to go to sleep god #LIKE NISH WAS DEF JUST FOLLOWIN WHAT KIRYU WANTED TO DO WHEN THEY JOINED THE YAKUZA #HES SO. CODEPENDENT. he good at actin chill at first bUT THEN NO AND '' I AM NOTHIN WITHOUT U''. PLE A SE #ALSO LIKE NISHIKI NEEDS MORE FRENS GOD #LIKE OUTSIDE OF KIRYUS LIL CIRCLE #see this is kinda why i wanted him to meet ichibanasdhgdfh #hE NEEDS AN ICHIBAN IN HIS LIFE #ok sorry this was suppsoed to just me be tellin ya all about this #also i have the transcript saved too jUST IN CASE #also yes i once again stole from discordasfdgd

[lululeighsworld]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF @thislittlekumquat AND I WERE RIGHT

AND GREEN WITCH ARC IS GONNA BE THE SECOND COUR WE'RE GETTING

BE PREPARED FOR ME TO ABSOLUTELY LOSE MY FUCKING MIND IF THIS ARC GETS ANIMATED

(first image from here, a behind the scenes video. manga panel is from chapter 85, the last of public school arc/the bridge into green witch)

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. OH MY GOD. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. #WOLFRAM ANIMATED???????? WOLFRAM AND SULLY??????? ANIMATED????????? #SNDVJHBFHJDSNCVKDFJBSKZJCVMAZKCCL KVC #HI I NEED 2024 TO CHILL PLEASE I THINK I MIGHT ACTUALLY IMPLODE #I WONDER HOW MUCH OF A GAP THEY'LL PUT IN BETWEEN THE COURS NOW................................ #FUUUUUUUUUUUCK. GREEN WITCH ARC RELEASE IN THE FALL. #I'LL BE SICK #thank you yana thank you cloverworks thank you everyone a part of this project #PLEASE MAKE WOLF SO BIG AND HANDSOME............THAT IS MY ONE REQUEST #kuroshitsuji #gremlin register #food. water. kuroshit getting a new anime in 2024.

[tator-soup]

Mmm yes, a normal Tuesday afternoon in October- *Sims 5 is announced as a work in progress* *Rick Riordan announces a new Percy Jackson and the Olympians book* *Markiplier OnlyFans* *Harrison Ford joining the MCU* *Technoblade trending on twitter*

…or not.

#mcu fandom #harrison ford #technoblade #markiplier #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #the sims community #sims 5 #october #tuesday #chill out #please #for the love of god #i will never get over this

[anonymocha]

consider making out with your dentist 🤗

not finishing this so dm me if you want the lineart to color <\3

#i hope with this drawing i can get tooth fairy to come home on my main acc EARLY #please pray i win my 50/50 i NEED cleanse 😭 #Chilling out? WRONG! [FROSTBITE] [FROSTBITE] [FROSTBITE] [FROSTBITE] [FROSTBITE] [FROSTBITE] #ToothPocket #MediFairy #Tooth Fairy #Medicine Pocket #reverse 1999 #reverse 1999 fanart #medpoc girlkissing collection #cw suggestive #? #Tooth Fairy casually introducing 16 rare diseases and lead poisoning into her system orally #But by gods imagine being held by TF like this <\\\\\\3 #lucky bastard #mochadoodles #Vertin coming in with the golden fleece #if there’s a raid boss with a pollution mechanic i may actually be over

[last-in-line-for-hell]

Gonna say it here too but Wei Wuxian has nothing to be sorry for regarding Nightless City.

He tried to speak but they refused to listen.

He was attacked first, defended himself, and was condemned for it.

They wanted to kill not only him, but all the innocent people he was protecting as well.

People blaming him for the ensuing slaughter when his mind broke upon Jiang Yanli’s sacrifice (which was ALSO not his fault like c’mon???) make no sense to me.

They pushed him to it.

They spit on the sacrifices of Wen Qing and Wen Ning.

They refused to hear him out and decided he was done for before Jin Zixuan even died, let’s be real.

(And no, 3000 cultivators did not die at Nightless City. Wei Wuxian straight up questions the absurdity of such a high number himself.)

I don’t know, I’ll probably delete this, but it boggles my mind when people hold this against Wei Wuxian when he was the one attacked.

#mdzs #mdzs textpost not art #sorry for discourse I’ll prob delete but #god it makes me so ??? #not only this but countless things wwx does are vilified when context makes them not his fault!!! #all it makes me think is “wow you didn’t read the novel huh” #well I’ll prob delete later but good god #also he’s not morally grey imo okay bye byeee sorry chill tumblr group I swear I’ll try to keep it less mad 😭 #also also!! those cultivators were all combatants not innocents like the Wen remnants so let’s not pretend they’re not #Edit: to the ppl who disagree with my statement regarding WWX not being morally grey #I disagree with you and that’s fine #I think we have different definitions on what constitutes a morally grey person #to me your definition is way too obscenely broad #so much that it hurts the characters by placing some on the same level as others who do WAY worse #to me NHS is what is morally grey #JGY is not #WWX is not #it’s okay to disagree but I have many many many many reasons why I think this #please don’t be condescending towards me if you don’t think so #but yeah nowadays I feel like people use the term morally grey way too broadly #all to make a character ‘more interesting’ which is a disservice to me imo #anyway I’ll shut up now before I go off more into a whole essay but yeah

[squidkidnerd]

oh my god what is wrong with this fandom sometimes. just bc we're in the second half of splatoon 3's update cycle now doesn't mean the game is dying and nintendo is horrible and all that... look, i get side order was kinda disappointing, but in all fairness i don't think people had the right expectations of it either. it was never going to be like oe because oe had way more building up to it and side order just... doesn't. and that's okay! okay, guys? okay. literally just chill out, step away from your phone, and take a walk. splatoon 3 is fine. the world is not ending. there will most certainly be a splatoon 4 because nintendo wants to make more money. relax. seriously, relax.

#splatoon #number 1 thing ive learned in the past few years? #media companies would rather burn a profitable franchise to the ground rather than let it end #yes this applies to nintendo #and honestly i think its pretty hasty to think of a splatoon 4 tbh #i dunno #im just sad cuz like #i joined the fandom when everyone was hyped for s3 and now its like #everyone is just so goddamn NEGATIVE all the time #i really hate it #so this is my psa to PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CHILL OUT

[saltybutsad]

Sanders sides fandom: virgil is skinny cuz he’s emo and has anxiety and patton is chubby cuz he’s uwu wholesome and roman is jacked because fantasy stuff and yknow prince and logan is tall and sharp because he’s apathetic and

me: what if we all killed ourselves actually. or at least went outside.

#me: god i’m excited to get back into sanders sides the fandom has always been chill #me the second i step into the fandom and actually look around: #anyways this is also me asking for bear logan btw #i think that’d fix me #anyways draw bitches however you want just stop assigning body types to personalities please and thank you #salty speaks #sanders sides #logan sanders #patton sanders #roman sanders #virgil sanders