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thejoobiestnerd · 3 months

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So I may have binged the entirety of the Houseki no Kuni manga. Anyways, have some memes I made:

And a non-inverse colour version of the second meme:

#houseki no kuni #land of the lustrous #a lot of manga panels are more meme-able then we first think #houseki no shitpost #houseki no kuni was a car crash #followed by a pile-up. then an airplane crash. which hit a neuclear power plant #and I think I loved every second of it #I need to put phos in a box and shake them around- then sit them down near a fireplace with a warm blanket and a mug of hot cocoa #the ship of Theseus is strong with this one #anyways Joob ramblin tags again #Houseki no Kuni is 105 chapters not for the weak willed or of poor horror-tolerance #you will question the human condition

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primal-con · 3 months

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OKAY I’ve had an idea for these OCs for a long ass time now but I’ve finally jotted them down and I’m about to become such a problem about them. The core idea was literally just “lol wouldn’t it be funny if there was a mini van transformer who partnered up with a soccer mom” and then I thought “actually it’d be funnier if it was a straight up muscle car and completely did not fit the suburban mom vibes at all” so now here we are. They’re co-parenting <33

#transformers #maccadam #tf ocs #original character #I absolutely adore human transformer relationships #they’re always my favorite part of every new cartoon #sometimes you’re just a tired overworked single mom who has an alien robot crash land in your backyard and you just have to roll with it #gonna make character tags for them #Camille Reed #Leah Reed #Niko Reed #Charlotte Reed #Top Speed

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phant0municorn · 10 months

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goodbaye 2 dinobot(uninspired) haelooo lucifer<3

#beast wars #transformers #dinoprimal #optimus primal #dinobot #doop #im gonna dump about this au since like excluding the 1-3 and last 2 images like alot of this is almost from like a year ago by now so uh #if ur a FRIEND who has NOT finished beast wars do NOT read im literally gonna ruin some shit 4 u DONT do it. i SWEAR. ok ily bye #maximals and predacons crash land on earth yadda yadda except its 10 times worse they crash land on the wrong time where most of humanity #has already evolved lets say they crash land around 15-16 century or so. idk yet exactly maybe we may never know just know au is gothic #mostly kinda yeah u see op hes a bat and shit but when he was scanning a lifeform while being barely alive because wehn they crashed both #sides almost went up in flames literally and when op was scanning a lifeform he did scan a bat but it was full of parasites and he ended #up scanning those as well. hes like yeah hes a vampire but like not an actual one but just as scary since energon isnt as abundant as time #goes on on earth and its scarce op needs more of it or else he goes feral he has 2 eat the protoforms kinda. lucifer doesnt defect immediat #ely uhh idk if i might make this like a visual novel or something one day if i have the time or energy after a project im alredy working on #well see ok thanks bye #i also wanted 2 redesign db because it always kinda bothered me how like its just him in some western get up. i wanna commit more 2 it and #now hes a diamondback rattle snake(not sure if i want 2 specify eastern or western idk if it matters really) and op kinda like has more of #flea mouth but rins mouth is canon 2 they can coexist<3 ok now byebye #oops made it up on the spot last minute i hate doing refs but the top of lucifers head is his snake skull #i keep forgetting sm shit but also why do they fight whats the point. in the crash both golden discs were destroyed. theyre pissed off as #hell if im going down im taking u with me

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ichthyorelationships · 1 year

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an idea i invite anyone else to write about / run with lol....

the premise that The Change gets all messed up for alberto, say it's something that can happen from stress, &/or happens rarely and you just have to wait for it to resolve itself....used as some parallel to struggling through some emotional turbulence / upheaval / questioning / Realizing Things, etc etc

#luca 2021 #pixar luca #alberto scorfano #another idea i've failed to write for & so invite anyone else to run with: ciao alberto but what if he peaces out by swimming off lol #ends up in a coastal town maybe an hour's swim from genoa. but not Getting In Touch w/anyone for a while b/c plausibly he thinks that #giulia may not be a fan of him now by extension; just being too embarrassed asf to reach out to luca kinda lol....luca off doing his own #thing just fine & alberto not wanting to write him now like b/c i Ruined Everything again ahaha....#and by ''not in touch w/anyone for a while'' who knows. months; a few years even....might stumble across news of him b/c like.#say more sea folk are coming to land / more humans know abt them & not many places are as [harpoon]ly from the start anyways #portorosso exceptional in that way....maybe where alberto settles down they're like legendary but also considered Good Luck anyways lol.#anyways like some people know of him who might; say; swim down to portorosso. have their own teen who knows a teen who mostly lives on land #most convenient re sparking [wow could they mean Our alberto] if he doesn't go so far as to take up an alias lol. but why would he....#that difference in that massimo might figure that however alberto was surviving before; he could continue to do so now; but even though tha #is some comfort it's still Not Actually Enough....feeling way more Parentally towards alberto than his biological dad like that; obv #and anyways re: this [The Change gets messed up] idea it's more of an inconvenience lol but one that could still have some significance #like if he first finds out the issue exists via hopping right into the ocean; failing to change forms; never being human form'd in water b4 #thee worst....crash intro course to the experience of drowning. observation of How Humans Swim / being able to grab any part of the boat...#and besides That unpleasantness it's like; hey. where's my nonhuman form at #or; of course; being in sea form even while dry....especially if he's still dealing with Nonsense on land. which is presumed.#&/or if there's an upswing in nonsense b/c of Other ways you're Othered...ofc we can consider like; tfw you're a gay fish & maybe that's no #something that on its own would be like Aah until it's like well a) i kinda wanna do things that would make this Visible and b) i've learne #that humans also Have Issues about this kind of thing....#appropriately my tablet was also all thrown off. no pressure sensitivity; input sensitivity overall was rough #but i would've had to restart my laptop about it lol like eh i'll just work around it

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zagreus-eats-your-bread · 5 months

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Fuck you. Red Dwarf: Better Than Life novel fanart

"Lister did something then he wouldn't have done in any other circumstances whatsoever. He started to eat a sofa.

This seemed to go down well. There was a cacophony of whirrs, clicks and whistles, and the cockroaches circled in delight.

'Well, it's been absolutely wonderful,' Lister found himself saying. 'Terrific place you've got here,' he said to the mother roach. 'And you serve a wicked rotting sofa. But I really must be going.' He nodded, threw in a few clicks and whistles for good measure, and climbed on the first roach's back. It waddled speedily down the length of the cave, and flung itself over the mountain side. "

#red dwarf #infinity welcomes careful drivers arrived today!!! im tempted to read it at school tomorrow but its dr who day :/ i should honour the doc #better than life #my first rd fanart ever :)) the earth lore is so dark holy shit fuck #imagine you woke up some day and every human was dead but you and you had no one to return to so you figure #guess ill just fly back to earth and see if its still there. what else would i do #and then you crash landed on an ice world and then the ice age suddenly fucking ended and there was garbage everywhere and acid was raining #and slowly but surely you realize; after you narrowly escape acid rain and fire rain; that this IS earth #because while you were sleeping Earth was designated Garbage World and all the Garbage was dumped there and it just flew away off into spac #and then you were left to your own devices on the garbage planet with 8ft roaches on it for 34 fucking years #anyway. im normal about it.

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boohoolou · 1 year

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Lous' Lavish List: All The K-Dramas I have Watched In Order Of Sadness (Update #3)

Mr. Sunshine: Would Not Wish The Pain I Felt Watching This On Anyone But Would Absolutely Watch Again/10

Chicago Typewriter: Cry Myself To Sleep Thinking About It/10

Goblin: She's The Queen Of The K-Dramas (Traumas) For A Reason

Third Charm: Developed Trust Issues Because Of This/10

Uncontrollably Fond: Why Bother Loving, Living and Laughing If All I Feel Is Pain/10

Navillera: I Was Foolish To This It Would Be A Cute Ballet Drama/10

Hymn Of Death: Based On A True Story? More Like Rip My Heart Out And Stamp On It/10

Squid Game: The Unjustice Games Because They Deserved BETTER/10

D.P: Jung Hae-In Breaking Down Feels Like Rain Of Daggers/10

Snowdrop: Made Me Believe In Love Again And Then Killed My Heart/10

Twenty-Five, Twenty One: I Was There For The Vibes, Left With A Hollow Heart/10

It's Okay Not To Be Okay: Absolutely Extraordinary Characters/10

Tomorrow: Tasteful Heart Wrench/10

Extracurricular: Takes The Throne Of They Deserved Better Trope/10

The Sound Of Magic: Justice For My Babies/10

All Of Us Are Dead: I Want To Be Dead After Watching This/10

Sweet Home: I would Sacrifice Myself For Most Characters (Human Or Not)/10

Hometown Cha-Cha-Cha: Beautiful And Intense At Times/10

Crash Landing On You: Why Do Borders Exist/10

Hellbound: Confusion Overload But Heartbreaking Nonetheless/10

My Name: The Perfect Man, Indeed, Does Not Exist (Anymore)/10

Youth Of May: Kind Of Expected More Damage/10

Itaewon Class: Screaming My Lungs Out With Saeroyi/10

Are You Human?: Never Imagined Falling In Love With A Robot/10

Reply 1988: Nostalgia For A Place & A Time I Was Never Part Of/10

Descendants Of The Sun: Not As Sad As I Expected/10

Memories Of The Alhambra: Set In My Home Countries WooHoo/10

Hospital Playlist: Not Quite Grey's Anatomy, More Wholesome, But A Tearjerker Sometimes/10

Hwarang: The Poet Warrior Youth: Funny Until It's Not (Painful)/10

My First First Love: Second Lead Syndrome Going Strong/10

Hotel Del Luna: Expecting The Ending Doesn't Help With The Grief/10

Hello My Twenties/Age Of Youth: Wholesome Friendship=Drama Of A Lifetime/10

Nevertheless: More Frisky Than Sad/10

Love Alarm: We Don't Talk About Season/10

Abyss: Cute, Intense, Unsad/10

Cheese In The Trap: Funny, But Second Lead Syndrome Hits Hard/10

Strong Girl Bong Soon: The Perfect Drama/10

Bad And Crazy: Insane Hottness And The Perfect BRomance

Our Beloved Summer: The Ultimate Vibes/10

Suits: Unserious, Quite Boring, Ninette Is The Star/10

One Spring Night: There For The Single Dad/10

Chocolate: Only Watched For The Cooking/10

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nedsseveredhead · 9 months

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Made a new oc for a new little personal project that I will never fully explain or touch but everyone meet the little alien bunny princess shes from the moon and is a little lost

#her companion is supposed to be a wolfman monster but i cant quite draw him the way i want to #so you just get her for now #she'll have clothes eventually she just doesnt have them when they crash land to earth asdfg #i got her all planned out tbh except for a name #my art #its a light hearted story though... slice of life two aliens try to learn how to blend into earth after crash landing #and maybe find their way home but also enjoying the freedom of humanity..... . . ... ...#theres some drama in regards to people are trying to track down the aliens after finding their space ship #and the Bad Guy Aliens that shot them down in the first place are trying to find the bunbian #but mostly its just... light hearted #i want a story that explores what i love about humanity told from the point of view of outsiders #idk #anyway heres this #ill make a carrd for it when ive planned more

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doodlboy · 7 months

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Yk realistically if the om bros were fucked up like demons should be, they wouldn't be that disturbed by bloodlust el's personality.

However, I think the terror and angst comes from the fact that they lived with him his whole life, and for the most part, he was very passive and calm and never immediately resorted to violence, so to see [what used to be] their human revel in bloodshed is.. unsettling.

#bc they loved him for being human #being kind!! he was their connection to the entirety of humanity bc he loved people. bc he was human #they knew he was going to die eventually bc he's mortal. to them his life feels like minutes passing by 2 their immortality #[the universe where he turns in2 bloodlust el is the 1 where solomon can't reproduce the accidental immortality spell he used on himself]#[so el dies of old age after a full life of the devildom and his partners and magic]#so- imagine you die. your life was full and complex and loving #and [for a reason i haven't decided on yet] heaven/the celestial realm wipes your memory of all of that shit and u turn in2 a blank slate #2 be molded and shaped into something befitting an “angel”#then u start getting your memory back and you damn near start another war bc you're so pissed off you fight god & actually land a hit #which gets u cast out of the heaven and when you go crashing into hell you land smack dab in the middle of the garden #that belongs 2 the ppl who once loved you #but when u crashed you fucked up your head and now you're “wrong”#different from the human these people want you to be. and you hide away. they make you feel like a monster when you can't stop it #and get imprisoned for it. then used as essentially a court jester/executioner bc the prince needed to do *something* with you #fucked up #they wouldn't care if he was just another demon. but he's what remains of the human they loved yk #so it's more disturbing #anyway long ramble over #elliot rambles #obey me #obey me mc #obey me demon mc #obey me demon oc #avatar of bloodlust #demon elliot oc

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isolan-landings · 1 year

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Universal Foundations - What you just have to accept about the universe & setting.

(Humanity, I'sola, Luck, Species History)

See the Google Doc with additional formatting Here.

Humanity

Humanity has advanced to the point of space travel.

Wormholes exist but are not well documented.

I’sola

An alien species called I’sola exist in a far off place in the universe.

They live on one planet of a binary (twin) planet system, which rotate around each other.

The system is in locked rotation with the sun, with one planet (Hoset), always being closest to the sun.

The I’sola live on the planet furthest from the sun (Ma’al).

The two planets share both an atmosphere and a glass ring of melted meteors.

When their orbit takes them close to the sun, Hoset ignites.

The planet burns constantly for half the year, split into 2 burning seasons.

The I’sola are plant-like creatures.

They breathe in Carbon Dioxide and breathe out Oxygen.

The I’sola have 2 genders of seed-bearers and fertilizers, though there are no romantic pairings.

The ‘female’ will leave behind two seeds that have grown within her body when she dies.

The ‘male’ will separate the two seeds far enough apart that they will have room to take root, sprout, grow through a plant stage, and eventually into fully mobile creatures before they also die.

Side Note: The ‘male’ is not technically the fertilizer of the eggs. All ‘males’ give off the equivalent of pollen through the air constantly, collected by the ‘antennae’ at the top of the mother’s head. The DNA of the seeds take in various parts of DNA and mutate throughout the mother’s life. With both parents dead, the seedlings are raised by the elders of the community.

Because of this method of altruistic reproduction, the population of the I’sola never changes.

The I’sola believe in reincarnation, and that they are simply a reimagining of the same set of souls for all of conceivable time.

Luck

‘Good’ and ‘Bad’ luck are fundamental (aspects) like north and south poles.

Another term/way of thinking about it is the tendency of an object to dissolve/fall apart in certain ways (i.e. entropy).

Luck can therefore be ‘balanced’.

Humanity as a species is ‘bad’ luck, and the I’sola are ‘good’ luck.

The main characters in the story represent ‘good’ luck for the humans and ‘bad’ luck for the I’sola. Hoset, the burning planet, is ‘bad’ luck, and Ma’al, the planet with life, is ‘good’ luck.

Species History

The I’sola can control the direction of entropy or ‘luck’.

The prior sentient species, (a race similar to ducks), could also control entropy.

They used it to collect a large amount of ‘bad’ luck in one place for the sake of a scientific experiment.

The ‘bad’ luck conglomeration exploded, killing the entirety of the planet but for the plant ancestors of the I’sola buried deep in the ground.

The I’sola are now the only living creatures on the planet.

#Universal Foundations #I'sola #Lore #Worldbuilding #Links #Introduction #I'solan Landings #Crash Landing #humans are space australians #humans are strange #humans are space orcs #humans are weird #alien oc #original characters #pseudoscience #sci fi

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starfleetspacecadet · 2 years

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Enterprise first contact au - humans have achieved spaceflight, but vulcans are in the turbulent time of Surak

#star trek enterprise #t'pol #trip tucker #ent #orig #i actually have a lot of thoughts about this au but its not comprehensable yet...#the human enterprise crew crash lands on vulcan but for some reason trip gets seperated from them and needs Help #ah well. take this

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raspberrystruck · 3 months

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i have countless wips rn... desert duo magical girl w/ sum horror ... gem pearl fantasy au... joe and cleo alien au... someone save my drafts </3

#using hashtags to ramble more about fics #so obsessed w quirky human joe and otherworldly cleo lately. imagining homesteader joe vs the alien that crash lands / might've attempted #something over his life. maybe discovered fire promptly and decided to do something w it #pov cleo just. discovering art and shit. all on their own. while quirky human joe just goin about his normal chores normal life #he gets visitors. cleo doin something maniacal in the background. that's just my roommate #so inspired by slashmagpie's lifeline au. alien cleo is everything to me #cleo discovering “human” things #and joe being like wow that's neat #and is learning new stuff actively through them #alien human dynamics... what it means to be human...#oh the horrors

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thewritehag · 5 months

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This might be mean and entirely unfair, but romances written by an author from the southern U.S. have a morally skewed, trad wife vibe.

Don't get me wrong, I like the writing of the series I'm jumping around in; the ice giant smurf type aliens are frequently half-nekky and are really sweet, but there's a ride or die parasite symbiote that basically forces soulmate breeding.

Honestly, with one eye closed, I can get passed all that--it's buff alien erotica: Chest worms that keep their human hosts from dying on a hostile planet is a pre-requisite--But, when one of the human women kills all the sex traffickers who abducted them, she and the other humans, keep calling it murder. The natives don't, so there's that.

Good smut, even if you have to suspend your disbelief that a predominantly male (that they're not human, but humanoid notwithstanding) alien tribe would know all about cunnilingus and nothing about blowies (not necessarily a complaint, I guess).

They're like this guy except they're ridiculously cut, blue himbos

#gif warning #i did find the ice planet barbarian series #by ruby dixon #it's really good writing and a lot of fun but some stuff is hard to ignore #if you're a new or more 'conservative' monster fucker these books might be the right fit #like #I don't want to say southern white women are a special kind of weird buuuuuuut #I'm being mean I'm sorry #I do like the books #romance #the humans keep calling the natives aliens even though they're the ones crash landed on another planet #what are we british come on now

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canadian-riddler · 1 year

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I saw once a Reddit thread rating the best pilots in Star Wars, as though any piloting feat in all of Star Wars can match Anakin landing half a flaming capital ship on Coruscant, the only casualty being whoever was in that one air traffic control tower

#so says Indy #come on it's not even a contest #'but he crashed it' yes because you can't land a capital ship #it doesn't have landing gear #or repulsorlifts #the only way to land it is to crash it #there's also the part where he's the only human who can podrace

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milks-shake-cafe · 9 months

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So I saw the new Tran.sformers movie