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veronica-17-hood · 2 years

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Ok here me out cause I’ve been thinking about this for a while. What kind of funny stuff do you think Jason would do as a dad? Like does he just go out there and fight crime with his baby or trick someone in the batfam into babysitting??

PLEASE!!!!!!!

it’s the way you read my mind because i literally had a dream last night that jason and i had a kid and he did some shit 😭

so here is some of the shit my dream boyfriend jason todd did as a baby daddy:

(this is like baby-toddler fyi)

- first off he’s a girl dad all the way, meaning he was a complete softy whenever she even looked in his direction, like a complete 360° of a man. but the man thing this man does is dress the little girl up in red head to toe whenever he gets to dress her in the morning.

like he would put a little red dress and red bows in her hair, he loved putting her in the little red hood hoodie he found on etsy (he 100% uses etsy and buys red hood merch for his s/o and baby let’s be honest)

he also loves letting her put on his helmet. the first time his baby did it he almost had a a heart attack because he didn’t want his child exposed to it but then she babbled and smiled when she took it off, allowing her to make a good memory with the helmet, meaning that every time she saw her daddy wearing it she smiled because she knew it was a symbol for good.

anyway, now that your heart is a sopping mess…..

- he also at some point in time took the baby out in a carrier on patrol if he knew it was gonna be slow.

regardless if you worked patrol with him or were asleep or had some sort of job, whatever you imagine yourself to be doing, he would want to spend time with his baby so he put her as close as he could to him, on his chest, babbling away in front of his goons.

yes.

the murderous red hood with a baby girl dressed in red bows strapped to his chest babbling up at the helmet with gleaming eyes.

can you image it?

well it happens and he’ll bark and yell and sometimes pull out the gun low if he needs to, all well his baby girl is giggling away at the robotic tone leaving jay’s helmet.

- but of course he can’t always have his baby strapped to his chest, it’s much to dangerous and he loves him girl too much so he’ll on occasion seek out dick to watch the baby, which he does so lovingly.

he used to try more local but the last time tim watched the baby she came back with colored hair and glitter adoring her skin.

and before that when damian offered, he came home to his toddler flinging a sword belonging to the league of shadows around his living room.

so he really only trusts dick, on occasion he’ll fetch alfred out but seeing as everyone is on patrol normally alfred will have his hands busy before and afterward, just doesn’t seem the nicest on the old man.

but he doesn’t have to trick anyone per say, everyone loves baby bird and will always help you and jay out without a second glance.

- though jason does trick bruce into buying the baby things (as if bruce wouldn’t already) and then passing it off as if he thought/paid for it himself.

aka your daughters first birthday when jay just decided to mentioned to bruce that your baby girl had been into dinosaurs a lot and having a smaller (and cuter looking) version of the one in the batcave would make her day.

so bruce rolled up the party with it, the babies eyes lite up with excitement as it was wheeled into the garden. as soon as it still jason grabbed his daughter and brought her to the dino, smiling “happy birthday baby, from daddy”

bruce couldn’t even be mad because the sight was too cute and he was so happy to see his son and granddaughter simply happy so he ignored it.

but then jay had to make a comment about bruce not getting his first grandchild anything for her birthday and that was an interesting sight.

- all in all i don’t think he does that much crazy shit with the baby because he’s scared about the world taking everything good from him, but he loves doing things every now and again like taking her out on patrol or making his siblings entertain her.

but yeah <3

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whumpbby · 5 years

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I thought it was sweet Bruce protecting Damian from Jason in Leviathan he is his baby after all so I get the instinct. I don't agree that Damian is a liability in the fight since we've seen him beat Jason twice in hand to hand. Yeah Jason has shot when he was 10 but even a toddler can shoot Batman. Also now that's it's been established that 13yr old Damian has bullet timing see Batman 77 I guess those guns won't work anymore

I do not believe in a ‘bullet timing’, to begin with, man. I am looking at these characters with a degree of realism, because they’re supposed to be the ‘grounded’ ones of the DC universe. So, when a comic tells me that someone can evade a bullet from a gun fired by a skilled marksman? Yeah, no. I laugh, shake my head and move on. (I have the same thing with Cass, yeah, no, she ain’t ‘winning’ these ones)

Honestly, every single one of the Bats should be dead 10 times over, because I may not like the idea of guns in hands of people, but they’re damn well effective and the Bats are alive so far only because they operate on a strictly ambush basis. It fits the Batman’s MO and makes more sense than open street brawling. They use projectiles to distract and put people out of balance, swoop in and swoop out before the chance to get shot arrives. In JL fights Bruce stands back as a lead man and uses his less destructible friends to shield him, because he can punch a man, but not a laser gun. That’s how I see him surviving till now no matter what the comics tell me;]

That’s why I firmly believe that Jason didn’t kill the family yet only because he didn’t want to (and the fact that the writers won’t let him;]) because he’s established to be very proficient with guns whereas the rest of the fam simply doesn’t use them (the fact they have gun training means little when actual experience is what makes you good) and he also uses their tactics so literally nothing is stopping him from a swoop in, shoot one, get out BUT THAT’S A SIDELINE...

(I can’t believe that it took how many years and a bullet to Dick’s head for the writers to finally admit that one reliable sniper is SUPER EFFECTIVE :O )

...and so I think that Damian, as good as he is, is still a kid that weighs 70 pounds soaking wet with the muscle mass that fits the weight. I do not buy for even a moment that in an even duel he’d be able to wreck a similarly-skilled fighter that’s also bigger (the dichotomy of big and slow and small and quick is false, btw) because it’s enough for Jason (or someone else of that size) to get him once and he’s down with broken bones even with no use of weapons. Also, his initial training was an assassin job - get in/slit throats/get out and he was apparently excelling at it - but all he seems to be doing recently is running headlong into fight like a caveman with zero subtlety (see Jason smacking him around outside of the bar recently)... So yeah, whenever Damian does that, he is a liability ever damn time to himself and his companions. I do not understand why he’s written this way, tbh, his casual disregard of people he’s interacting with is one (very annoying) thing, but to tell us he’s so good at fighting and then have him apply that same disregard to his opponents? Madness.

So, Bruce seeing Damian charging at Jason - who already is VERY ANNOYED - is right to pull the kid away. At this point Bruce believes Jason is the Leviathan, can’t trust him no to go full on out on Damian, sees him making easy work of the other fighters (each of them with more hands-on experience that Damian has) and knows beyond a shadow of a doubt that Damian is an overconfident little shit - so how is he supposed to assume the kid won’t get broken, taking the history the two have? Jason literally hit a moving target that was less than two inches wide (the staff) AND a cellphone in someone’s hand at a distance of half of a building in that same fight, and Damian flying at him all open and asking for a bullet is a harder target how?

So yeah, I believe Bruce knows what he’s doing and I like to see it acknowledged that Batman:

a) cares for his Robins like that

b) respects Jason’s skill enough to be wary

Bruce could have thrown Damian at Jay and easily have used him for a distraction to bring the man down (and it would have worked most probably) but his first thought was to pull the kid away because Jesus Christ Damian You’re Gonna Get Shot Again! and I think it’s a nice character detail given to us at a slight cost for a character that desperately needs to be brought down a peg:)

(of course it’s all a ploy to have Jason win the battle and escape unscathed, so of course he has to make it past the dynamic duo, but of all the ways the writers could have chosen, they chose this one and I’m glad they did)

#it turned into a bit of a rant #but not at you anon #:)#DC gives me a headache on the best of days;]#Anonymous

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bluboothalassophile · 6 years

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blu, can i request a fic? i was thinking, what if the robins be came children by magic and is necessary to watch them, to prevent chaos, who would thought that having so many robins together in one place could be more agitaded than the fight crimes in gotham, thank you for your time and have a nice day/night/afternoon

Hello,

Okay, not going to lie, this is so not going how I intended, but I’m going to be back with it off and on like Survival Camping in Adirondack. This is going to be fun!

So I hope you enjoy it! =)

3 Lil’ Birds, 2 Lil’ Bats, & 1 Demon Spawn…

Not Batfood!

Bruce sometimes wondered if the universe hated him. That hadto be it because he had shouted at his children not to engage the sorceress,and now he was staring at the results.

Dick was sitting with a baby in his lap and looked ready fortears, his messy hair was standing straight up and there were tears in his bigblue eyes. If there was ever a child of his who had mastered the puppy dogeyes, it was Dick Grayson.

Jason was standing, scowling as he stood there in a leatherjacket which made him look like a dwarf, or a child playing dress-up in hisfather’s clothes. He was rubbing his eyes, and those wild curls were stickingup in every direction they could go, even with his white streak standing out instark contrast.

Tim was hiding behind Jason, staring at all of them withwide eyes filled with wonder, his shaggy hair was covering his toddler face. Hehad a blooming bruise on his chin, and Bruce wondered who had hit his sonbefore the de-aging had happened.

Cass was perched on a shipping container, scowling, and twitching,she was armed with a batarang seemed like a little kitten caught up in a tree.She was not happy by any appearance, and she looked very confused, but Cain hadkept her secluded from the world for a long time.

Stephani was with Tim, also hugging Jason’s leg; and Jason wasnot shooing either off like one would suspect. The blonde sat there pouting andgiggling as she hugged Jason’s leg and tugged on Tim’s too large cape now.

And for the first time in his life Bruce found himselfstaring at a baby version of his son, Damian who was glaring daggers and lookedready for tears or biting as he sat in Dick’s lap.

“Who the hell are you!?” Jason demanded, his voice was fullof fire, but wavered slightly as he stood there ready for a fight. He was maybeseven or six, tiny as he was, he looked pretty fierce.

“Batman,” Tim said in awe. “He’s Bat!” Tim giggled as hetugged on Jason’s hand.

Stephanie stuck her tongue out at him.

“Whoa,” Dick whispered.

Bruce just stared at his children, and they all stared backwith various looks of awe and mistrust (Jason and Stephanie were staring at himwith mistrust), and Cass was just watching him with large, serious eyes as shesat above her brothers.

“Run!” Jason shouted and Bruce blinked as Jason scooped up Stephanieand bolted with Cass on his heels. Bruce caught Tim and Dick by their too largeclothes as he lifted them up. Tim snuggled into him, while Dick flailed in theair without letting go of Damian.

“No! No! Don’t eat me!” Dick shouted.

“I’m not going to eat you,” Bruce grounded out. He droppedDick and Tim into the Batmobile.

“O,” Bruce spoke into the comms then.

“B,”

“I need you to track Hood, Batgirl, and Black Bat,” he said.

“What happened?”

“Magic,” he answered as he stared at three of his sons. “CallBatwoman, Lark, and Batwing in on the search.”

“What are we looking for?”

“Hood is about six, as is Black Bat, and Batgirl is three orfour, they were together,” he answered. “I have Nightwing, Robin and Red Robin.Returning to base then will continue the search.”

He disconnected the comms. He could run after Jason, Stephanieand Cass, but all three were high on survival instincts and he was going to betJason would keep the girls close. Even if they didn’t like each other, thestreet kid in Jason would see the safety of numbers. However they weren’t goingto be easy to track down.

So long as he got Dick, Tim, and Damian to the Cave and inAlfred’s care, then he could focus on hunting down his other children.

“Please don’t eat us! I promise I ate m vegetables!” Dicksqueaked as he burrowed in around Damian, his too large uniform now awkwardlyhanging off his tiny frame.

“I’m not going to eat you, I am take you somewhere safe,”Bruce said carefully.

“Batman!” Tim giggled again as he sat in the back, his cowlawkwardly lopsided on his head now. Bruce just wondered what the hell he wasgoing to do now. He had never had them this young! Did they even have clothesthat would fit them? Oh God, what if Jason, Cass and Stephanie ran intotrouble.

No, he couldn’t think like that.

He had to get three of his sons home, and then he would gofind the rest of his children, and once they were all under one roof he wouldcall Zatanna or Fate, or even Raven if he needed to, to get this mess sortedout. Thankfully Duke had not been with them on this mission, Duke had been withLuke and Kate on a mission of his own.

“They’re readings dropped,” Barbara’s voice announced.

“WHAT!?” Bruce roared as he nearly slammed on the breaks.

“I lost them heading for the Fashion District,” Barbarasaid.

“Call Huntress, call them all, find them!” Bruce groundedout. “I’ll join the hunt after these three are home,” he said looking at hisother sons, Damian started fussing, and a rank smell filled the Batmobile.

Okay, he��d be going home right after he bough diapers.

~~~*~*~*~~~

He was cold, his feet were bare, he didn’t like this. He shiftedthe blonde on his back as he crept through the shadows though, the ninja wasclose with them. He wasn’t no food for a Bat.

The ninja motioned for him to follow and he ran after her ashe struggled not to trip on the shirt he was in. There was noise overhead, hegrabbed the ninja and hoisted her into a dumpster as he shoved the toddler upand scrambled after them.

“Shhhh!” he hissed when the toddler whimpered.

They weren’t Batfood!

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