#but yeah whenever i remember this exists ​i. still cant believe it exists lol

[kagoutiss]

suddenly feel the need to post that one official pre-botw early concept comic from when nintendo was thinking about theming the next loz game around some sort of alien invasion, in a more ‘modern’ setting, and. anyway the point is that ganondorf is in it and he is wearing a metallica t shirt

#not art #ganondorf #link #tagging link too bc he is there in his little hoodie god bless #but yeah whenever i remember this exists ​i. still cant believe it exists lol #i said this on twt already but it looks so much like ganondorf is link’s 80s metalhead uncle who definitely drove them there #also just wild crazy to see official art where they’re messing with the idea of ganondorf not being like the Main Problem At Hand like #like he is. evidently also here about the aliens. i do not know what this comic says and it’s way too distorted for me to try and translate #or at least the pic i have is #but if anyone happens to know what it says! or knows anything more about it! i would be delighted to know lol

[calehenituseappreciation]

Tommy thinking Sam Nook and Sam are two different people would lead to such funny senarios.

Especially if you apply this logic to everyone.

what if mexican dream and quackity are the same people and that was just him making fun of dream and making tommy laugh and tommy genuinely thinks dream killed mexican dream and that hes a different person

and when ranboo pretended to be killed by clarencio

he just doesnt realise

he thinks girl dream is someone else too

tubbo genuinely has a bunch of personalities and so he thinks theyre all different people (and also he doesnt realise theyre the same people a lot)

sam, in his normal voice: tommy do you have the- tommy, crying: what happened to sam nook?

sam proceeds to live as sam nook around tommy because he once tried to tell tommy sam nook isnt real and he started sobbing and so sam cant

sapnap, approaching sam on the site: hey sam can you do this for me? sam: su- tommy, running up: SAAAAAAM!? sam, in the sam nook voice: hello tommy! sapnap: wtf??? tommy: this is sam nook! :D have you met him? sapnap: what? thats just s- sam: shakes his head, behind tommy where he cant see sapnap: uhhhhh sam: takes out sword sapnap: h-hi sam nook! tommy: :D

sam is not the only person this happened to. 

tommy: technoblade???? techno, sneaking into l'manberg: uhhh techno, in a highpitched voice: no this is Clarencio tommy: the llama? techno, in high pitched voice: no the pig tommy: hmmm techno: sweats tommy: smiles brightly ok!!!! techno, under his breath: that worked??? tommy: wanna hang out with me? techno, in high piteched voice: i really need to go tommy: buttttttt :(

technoblade proceeds to have to pretend to be clarencio the pig and hang out with tommy all afternoon

phil, coming to check on techno: techno? techno, in a frilly pink dress, in a high pitched voice: hi tommy: phil!!!! have you met clarencio??? but not the llama!!! clarencio the pig!!! phil, holding back a laugh: is that so?

(defenitly happened before he got exiled, i refuse to change my mind)

everytime techno is caught he says hes clarencio (the pig) and tommy vouches for him each time and no one is able to bring themselves to tell him that clarencio (the pig) doesnt exist

sam nook, :handshake: clarencio the pic, :handshake:  mexican dream, (not girl dream) not being able to tell tommy their not real bc hed cry

IMAGINE IF TOMMY WAS GIVEN THE JOB OF LIKE BEING THE BORDER PEOPLE WHILE HE WAS WILBURS VICE BEFORE THE ELECTION AND PEOPLE WOULD JUST FAKE IDENTIES AND TOMMY WOULD JUST BELIVE EVERYONE

quackity: i demand to be allowed to join l'manberg! wilbur: ur american quackity: i shpould still be allowed! wilbur: just say your not, thats what everyone does quackity: what wilbur: just make a fake identity?? quackity: youre... the president???? wilbur: yeah and?? quackity: shouldnt you not be be endorsing that??? wilbur: i made tommy the border person. you think i care? quackity: sksksks quackity: still bad tho

the only one tommy never believes is dream, no matter what, he can just tell when someone is dream, like ya know those police dogs? the only reason he didnt realise girl dream was because girl dream is girl dream he thought it was just a dream thing

TOMMY THINKS BAD AND MONOCHROME BAD ARE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE

monochrome bad: tommy tommy: whomst? bad: oh uh recolourfies tommy, screaming: WHAT THE FUCK

tommy doesnt have object permanence but for people

techno, while tommy is staying with him: leaves room tommy, crying: I had a big brother once, i dont remember him tho

phil leaves them and (while stabbing wilbur) tommy just doesnt realize its him until techno says "dad?"

quackity works at wendys and tommy goes there everyday but doesnt realise its quackity

tommy went there since the war ended

and at the time didnt realise tommy cant tell and so when he and tommy started a mafia and became friends he thought tommy knew who he was and tommy once suggested going to dennys and quackity is like 'oh my god' and tommy is like my friend works there!!! and then they go to the one quackity works at and quackity is like 'haha funny' and then tommy asks around and then turns to quackity sadly like "my friend isnt here today D:" and then quackity is like o h

tommy, towards sam, in sams house: sam!!!!!! sam, who was sleeping, in his normal voice: w-what? tommy: sam!!! :D sam: hey tommy yawns whyd you wake me up? tommy: sorry but i really needed to ask you a question!!! sam: did you want to ask me where sam nook is again? tommy: welll.. that too but!!! you should meet sam nook!!!! sam: what tommy: please please please sam: no go back what did you ask? tommy: you need to meet sam nook! i think you'd be friends!!! :D sam, internally: shit sam: uhhh i dont really think i should- tommy: pleaasee uses puppy eyes sam: sure sam, internally: why did i say yes????

sam then has to pretend to be sam and sam nook at the same time

tommy: you're gonna love sam nook sam!!!! sam: uhuh tommy: where is he? :( sam: uh maybe hes behind you tommy: turns around to look sam: runs to other side of tommy sam, in sam nook voice: hello tommy!!! tommy: sam nook! have you met sam??? hes right here!!! gestures to sam who has to run behind him again tommy: sam say hi!!! sam, panting, in normal voice: hi tommy: whyre you all out of breath and shit???

this,,, just continues for a while

quackity, watching this exchange, driunking juice: sucks to suck sam: you'd do the same quackity: no. mexican dream is dead lol tommy, only hearing the last part: cries i miss mexican dream quackity, feeling sad: uh- we can revive him maybe? tommy: wipes tears YEAH! sam, whispers to quackity: told you so quackity, hisses to sam : shut up

quackity then has to pretend to revive himself while running around also he has to steal another one of dreams masks

honestly in this au everyone would hear about what happened during exile and stab dream (while pretending to be other people because ig in this au tommy still thinks dream was once his friend and yeh)

tommy, after crying infront of sam nook and telling him what dream did to him: so.. sniffs do you have any more quests for me to do? sam nook: i have one more quest tommy, cheering up: what is it!! sam nook: for myself tommy, confused: what is it? sam nook, taking out a glock: homocide

insanebur: you want to know why no one listens to you tommy? tommy, pouting, on the verge of tears: What? insanebur, unable to finish, clutching his heart: your too cute

this is just au where tommy is baby huh

wilbur isnt mad schlatt exiled him- hes mad he exiled tommy

schlatt and dream are the only ones not affected by tommys baby vibes and thats their downfall

tommy just has to call everyone a nickname, once, and everyone is melted

niki and jack: tommy is the fault of all our probelms we should kill him puffy: he. bonk is bonk baby bonk niki and jack: look over at tommy tommy, with sam in the distance: cries to sam because he cant find sam nook niki and jack: okay... maybe we should be less... violent...

Sam rlly just went

sam: looks at tommyinnit sam: nothing bad will ever happen to this child ever again

huh?

I’ve named this au, au where hes baby ur honour

tommy: i had zero parents (who care) tommy, gestures to puffy and sam: NOW I HAVE TWOOOOOOO

insanebur: god i fucking hate everyone tommy: even me? insanebur: except you tommy

sam: I AM THE TOMMY GAURDIAN! GAURDIAN OF THE TOMMY! sam @ anyone who wants to hurt him: FUCK OFFF

tommy canoanically understands the animal crossing language

ranboo: i can speak enderman! tommy: well i can speak creeper

whenever tommy gets overwhelemed around sam he burys himself he asks sam to cover for him in creeper

okay thats enough of that

#dream smp #tommyinnit #awesamdude #mexican dream #captain puffy #sam and puffy are the only ones who get parental rights #hes baby your honour

[nikrangdan]

cafeworker!ni-ki

pairing: cafeworker!ni-ki x female reader

genre: fluff, comedy

description: the cashier at the new coffee shop was so adorable you just couldn’t resist visiting just for him

**did not proofread

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contrary to popular belief, you were NOT a social person

whenever you were around friends and family, you were always the loudest person there

like SHUT UP Y/N!!!!!!

anyways although you were loud, people still enjoyed being around you because you had such a sweet soul and interesting humor

everyone close to you knew that you hated talking to people you didnt know

but to all the strangers? no

they would think you were an outgoing ready-to-meet-new-people extrovert

which was so, so wrong

but ALAS, you had to talk strangers almost everyday living in 2020

(well lets pretend we arent in the middle of a pandemic right now)

moving on......

so you were in high school at the downfall of your existence

you used to have so many friends when you were younger ..now you only have like 3

and those three were always busy (busy making up excuses thats for sure) so you never really hung out with them outside of school

and on one fine evening after school you decided to visit the new cafe 5 minutes from your house

u were really excited because all the cafes were 15 minutes from your house so now u could just walk to this one if u wanted to !!!

but yeah it was in the middle of a small plaza that had cute buildings

you pulled up to the parking lot and was just about to get out the car when u remembered..

u have to talk to the cashier :/

who’s a stranger! even more ://

it was always so weird to you.. whenever you went out you always had someone else order for you because you just hated talking to strangers

you just felt uncomfortable and you couldnt help it

its not like you have never ordered for yourself but you would always prefer not to

and now that you think about it

this is the first time you have gone out by yourself

you did text one of your friends beforehand but they said they “had homework to do”

LIES!!!!

but you really wanted to try the coffee so you just ran with it

time to face your fears!

you opened the glass door to reveal a cute looking cafe, like the ones you’d see in movies

you loved it already

glancing to the cashier you’d have to be talking to—

hold on

you had to do a double take because WOAH.....

the cashier...

he....

wow..

you have never seen a boy like that in your life

you stood there for like 3 seconds before coming to your senses and standing infront of the menu

that was infrONT OF HIM

“hi, what can i get for you?”

HIS VOICE OH MY GOD..!?!?!

“oh um.. can i get a second to .. look..?”

“yeah of course,” he gestured to the menu on the wall above him

hes so nice u almost cried

your eyes shakily traveled up to the chalkboard menu and u began to ‘read’ the options

its like u could feel his eyes on u WTF!!!!

um um um *internally keyboard smashes*

you couldnt even think

the words on the menu were like gibberish

the ONE time u go out by yourself

this had to happen.. of course! someone had it out for you, you were sure of it >:(

picking a random drink you gave him your order

“uh can i have an iced caramel macchiato?”

ITS LIKE YOU CANT SAY A SENTENCE WITHOUT UH OR UM

u cant help but think hes judging you

he looks like that while u are standing there in old sweatpants your dads tshirt

“sure, what size?” he looks into your eyes after putting your order into the machine

god you felt your heart stop

his Eyes..... theyre so beautiful

“oh um regular” you attempted to give a small smile

hopefully it looked like one

“okay that’ll be $5.12.”

you dug out some cash from your bag and handed it to him

he gave u your change and gave u a small smile

“your drink will be out in a minute”

AAAAA

he went :)

he is so CUTE.....?!?!

he looked around your age too

sigh... you knew he was way out of your league though

you were gushing over him but he probably thought you were just another boring customer

while waiting u sat at one of the 2 person tables on your phone

and u IMMEDIATELY went to text your groupchat

‘GUYS’

‘AT THE CAFE NEAR MY HOUSE’

‘CUTEST BOY IVE EVER SEEN EVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE’

‘WTF IM GONNA CRY HOW DOES HE EXIST’

‘WAIT BRB HE S COMIBBG’

you tried to quickly put your phone down without looking suspicious when you saw him walking towards you with a drink in his hand

“here you go, enjoy” he said before swiftly making his way back to the counter and talking to the other worker there

wow... hes so mesmerizing

you’d steal glances at him every now and then while taking sips of your drink

you were sitting there for like 20 minutes before you noticed you finished your drink

you totally forgot you came here to see how good their coffee was

it was good by the way

sadly it was your time to leave

taking one last glance at him, you threw away your empty cup and walked out the door

wow

u cant believe you got to witness the most beautiful human being ever

in your small town?? crazy

you were sitting in your car just thinking

WAIT

U DIDNT EVEN KNOW HIS NAME!

you mentally punched yourself but then you started laughing

what does knowing his name even matter, its not like u were ever going to talk to him anyway

LOL

*sad emoji*

but the coffee was good so you definitely planned to go back

and not just because of the cute boy

...unless....

*time skip*

the next day you went there was a week later at the same time in hopes that he was working the same shift

AND HE WAS!!!!

score! 1 for y/n, 0 for umm... any other person who had a crush on him too i guess

the cafe didnt have too many people since it was fairly new and also in a small part of the city

so when you went in, you were the only one there along with the two workers

“welcome, what would you like to order?”

NOT THIS AGAIN

he looked even cuter today

his messy blond hair almost covered his eyes

you shouldve forced your friend to come with you this time

you ordered the same thing as last time but this time he asked for your name

hmmm

“um y/n” you answered

your heart was always beating 2 times as fast whenever you had to talk to him

he wrote it down on the cup and after you paid, you went to sit down at the same spot as last time

looking at him is literally the highlight of your day

the same thing happened as last time, he came over and gave you your drink without giving u a second glance

>:((((

boooo look at me cute boy

nonetheless u continued going to the cafe at the same time as much as u could which was like three times a week

literally over a month later and u dont think anythings going to happen

u punch yourself for thinking the boy would somehow find interest in you

hes still indifferent to you which isn’t surprising since you’ve never made any kind of move

ever

but

he should know u by now

hopefully..

*time skip again*

it was a saturday

at this point you’ve basically given up on having a crush on him and now since its become a routine u just say you go for the coffee

not really paying attention to your surroundings you dont notice that the boy at the cash register isnt the normal one you see almost everyday

“hey, what would you like to order?”

woah WHAT

you look up from your bag to notice a boy that was definitely not the one that normally stood infront of it at this time

and you also noticed something on this new cashier

a name tag

how come your old little crush didnt have one????

this new boys name was ‘jay’ and he was fairly cute too

looking around the corner at the other worker u noticed he has a name tag too

you recognized him because he was always working when the cute boy was at the cash register

his name was ‘heeseung’

after taking in these new additions you answered to jay

“oh um.. can i ge-,”

“she gets an iced caramel macchiato. her name is y/n”

??!<_|#%[>~€\£~

you whipped your head around so fast to see who said that behind you

was it who you thought it was ??!??!

YES IT WAS!!!!

OH MYGOD

ITS HIM

you widened your eyes at the boy who wasnt wearing his normal black and white uniform

instead he was wearing black ripped jeans and a gray hoodie

wow....... and u thought he couldnt look any better

BUT OMG?? HE REMEMBERS U

“oh wow ni-ki, you know her?” the boy named jay asked him

“uh yeah.. shes a regular” he said before walking to stand next to you

NI-KI

HIS NAME IS NI-KI OHMHGOD

u thought his name fit him perfectly its so CUTE

“are you gonna get something too?”

this whole time you were silent because.. what is going on

your heart was being SO fast you thought that everyone could hear it

“yup, can i get the same thing? also im paying for both of us”

WHAT??/):)/$;##\%|

ur eyes widened even more it looked like they were gonna pop out of its sockets

u unconsciously leaned towards the boy next you and kind of put your hands up

“w-what?? oh um no, you dont have to do that” you nervously said to him as he looked down at you

he kind of had a smile on his face

“i want to.”

there is no way this is happening

“oiiii ni-ki” jay chuckled while punching in numbers on the cash register

“ill have both of your drinks out soon, you two kids have fun!” jay said before turning around to face heeseung

WHAT??!!??!

your jaw almost dropped from shock

millions of thoughts ran through your brain and you couldnt even process anything

u cant believe this was happening

it was like a wattpad story or something.. is this how u meet ur soulmate

your thoughts were interrupted by a hand on your back momentarily and u look to see ni-ki shyly grinning and gesturing u towards a table

no way...

you awkwardly follow him to a 2 person table next to wall and sit down

you literally could not hear anything except for the pounding of your heart

“uh sorry about that...” he rubbed his neck and sheepishly smiled

“im ni-ki by the way”

“y/n...” u felt so awkward u wanted to cry

“agh, im really sorry if that was weird.. i just didnt know how to ask you out.....” he trailed off

*passes out*

IM JOKING

Ok but u felt ur heart stop bc NO WAY

“wait what??” u ask, ur eyes bigger than the moon

“um yeah... haha i took the day off today to try to talk to you.. sorry if that was weird..”

HE WAS SO AWKWARD JUST LIKE YOU IT WAS THE CUTEST THING EVER

“no its okay!! im glad actually...”

“really? so is it okay if we hang out?” he asked excitedly

u did not think u could handle HOW CUTE THIS BOY WAS O M G...

“of course! sorry if im kind of awkward though” you gave a small smile

“its okay, i think i am too”

you two began talking about the cafe and where you went to school

turns out even though you two lived in the same town (literally 5 minutes away from eachother) u went to different schools for some reason

u talked for like 2 minutes before jay walked up with your drinks

“hows it going guys?”

“its doing good bro, now go away..” ni-ki lightly shoved jay and laughed

you giggled at the sight

jay looked offended and came right back

“that is not how you talk to your elders ni-ki! y/n do you see this?!” he scoffed

ni-ki just rolled his eyes and turned back to you

“do not ignore me young man!” jay joked

“oh y/n, ive heard all about you from ni-ki over here by the way.”

ni-ki’s eyes got so big you almost got worried

he turned around so fast and gave jay one of those ‘i swear if you say anything ur dead meat’ looks

jay obviously did not care

“hes always like ‘y/n this y/n that’ blah blah im glad he finally got the balls to ask you out because im honestly sick of hearing it!” jay laughed

u were blushing so hard

NI-KI LIKED U????

this felt like a dream

ni-ki pushed jay away so hard and turned back with red cheeks

awe

but yeah that was the beginning of the cutest relationship ever

u and ni-ki were so cute together <333

you’d always visit him during ur free time

it took like 2 months before u two made it official tho

and he was the sweetest boyfriend ever

#SORRY FOR THE CRAPPY ENDING #THIS WAS SO FUN TO WRITE THO LMK IF U WANT MORE #ni-ki is my ult btw hehe #enhypen #enhypen niki #ni ki #enhypen gifs #enhypen imagine #enhypen imagines #enhypen scenario #enhypen x reader #enhypen reactions #enhypen requests #enhypen jay #kpop #kpop imagines #kpop imagine #i-land #iland imagines #enhypen fluff

[ah-yes-paris]

beatles harmonies that cured my depression.

It is important that i discuss this. Well, not really important I just really wanted to share. This is in no particular order either it's just the ones that come to the top of my head lol. Feel free to reblog and share your own 😎

1. The "Woahoooah AHHHHH" from When I Get Home.

Not even words can describe the battery power that starts coursing through my veins when I hear this harmony. I cant even,....LIKE HELLO??? i have never heard such a blessing... Such a well-fitting triplet of voices singing a vowel thats made me feel like i can run 10 miles straight. They aren't real. The Beatles, of course. To this day I don't understand how this harmony exists in this universe. My ears melt everytime. One of my favorites, in case you couldn't tell.

2. The obvious.. "yeah yeah yeah YEAHH" from She Loves You :)

LET ME TELL YOU. oh my god let me tell yo u .. Way back when, when I was a new fan... Good lord. I was literally ascending. ASCENDING. i felt every inch of my body start to lift off the ground. Im sure im not the only one who's experienced this. I remember thinking 'how the wiggle wubble do 3 men sound so GOOD TOGETHER' IT DOES NOT ADD UP PEOPLE THE BEATLES HAVE TO BE SOME SORT OF ROBOTIC BOY BAND GROWN IN A LAB THIS ISNT POSSIBLE how do we live on the same dimensional plane that this harmony lives on..

3. "The magical mystery tour, is coming to take you away, Coming to take you away!" from Magical Mystery Tour.

...

guys. Guys you dont understand. This one line, adds, YEARS. LITERAL YEARS TO MY LIFE SPAN. At this point I am fully immortal. The "coming to take you awayyy" makes my heart POUND. i love this song so much... And this line especially... It makes me go insane. Basically the beatles are manic melody genuises that have successfully spread one of the biggest diseases in musical history. Personally, I think this line was a clear example of why.

4. "Last night I said these words to my girl", "Please pleaase me, oh yeah, like i please you...", "...With you! Oh yeah, why do you make me blue" from Please Please Me.

do i even have to say anything. Well, i dont but i will for the sake of the post. There is so much. So much. About this song that I. I cant even,,. I would choose this song over SO MANY BEATLES SONGS DUDE. not that its cause i think its better than all the others but it just holds such a special place in my heart. Its the only song thats Ever made me feel some intense wave of nostalgia for a decade i wasnt even born in. Its one of the songs that continue to make me question the beatles existance. How could something like this ever come to reality. My brain has never been so pleased in its life.

5. "Carve your number on my wall and maybe you will get a call from me" from If I Needed Someone.

The way that this song was added into my Liked playlist SO QUICKLY...... God. I love george. Hes my favorite after all. Rubber Soul as a whole makes me feel warm inside but this song and this one line just hits so much more intensely for some reason... Their voices just flow insanely well and I just DONT UNDERSTAND HOW. its like an angel choir making its way through the clouds as you see the gate to heaven start to appear. Wonderful song and mind-blowing harmony... The beat is so good too and i just explode.

6. The "ahhhhh Ahhhhh AHhhhh *inhale* AHHHhhhh AHHHHH *inhale* AHHHHHH" from Day Tripper.

HOLY JESUS CHIRST THIS SONG HAS SO MUCH TO UNPACK... There are undeniably A BUNCH of other flawless harmonies in this song but my god the beatles knew what they were doing. Thats all I'm going to say really.... But once again. Power. In my veins. A few listens to this song and you'll find yourself having the strength of 1,000 men.

7. "Oh, now", "All I want is you" from Dig a Pony.

FIRST LYRIC... ITS LITERALLY 2 WORDS AND YET IT CONTINUES TO BLOW MY MIND. Something about the "Oh" ...... Its like an arrow passing through my heart I dont even know guys. Im not lying when I say it makes me feel like im floating. It makes me feel like i can quite literally grow wings and fling myself towards the sun. Dont even get me started on "All I want is you".......it literally triples the effect. It makes me go ballistic. The song is just mindless lyrics but the harmonieeesss.....

8. "Ah girlll.... *inhaeahelrlsseeesh* Girrll...." from Girl.

no words. Like. No words. I cant even. I seriously dont need to explain this one. Im just going to drop the isolated vocals version because if you havent listened to it you are MISSING OUT... you thought the originally recorded song was the greatest cause of your heart palpitations? Well you thought WRONG.

THIS IS.

9. "I love youwoowooowoowoooo...", "ask me WHYY..", "I can't believe.. Its happened to MEeee", "i cant concieve *doo doo doo do doo* of anymore *dun dun dun* MISERY" from Ask Me Why.

GOD OK LISTEN im just gonna say this now i absolutely adore and favor the please please me album so much i dont care what anyone says ok im such a sucker for their early sappy love songs ITS SO MANY GOOD HARMONIES ESPECIALLY FROM THIS ONE. MY GOD i listen to this and i feel like im with a lover late at night and we're like at one or the others house keeping each other warm and being all romantic and happy. Specifically the part that goes "ask me whyy I say i love you.. (OOOOHHHOOOO) and im always thinking of youuhoohohoo..." LIKE COME ON PLEAEE IT MAKES ME FEEL SO WARM INSIDE AND I SMILE IN AN INSTANT GOD I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH. Whenever i think im sad i go "no im not because Please Please Me." And its like all the sudden everything im sad about just poof disappears!

10. "If theres anything that you want.. IF THERES ANYTHING I CAN DOOOO" from From Me To You.

I am so in love with this song you guys i have no idea I LOVE IT SO MUCH. IT HAS THIS LITTLE SWING TO IT SPECIFICALLY BETWEEN THESE 2 LINES THAT MY BRAIN SEEKS FOR NEARLY EVERY DAY. the amount of blessing i get from this song is more than i can comprehend its literally insane i cant even. How does someone do this how did the beatles make music guys I am seriously so dumbfounded like they just sat there and wrote banger after banger like WHAT. this song makes me believe that life isnt as horrible as it seems and if im lucky enough i can just sing and dance to this song for all of eternity. There are also so many other good harmonies in this one as well...

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In conclusion the beatles have had a chokehold on me for 3 years but I mean their stupid groundbreaking songs keep drawing me back in so.... This has also made me come to the conclusion that the Beatles simply arent real because I still dont believe a band can not only write consistent hits, but also harmonize in a way that causes me to spin around while doing backflips.

Thank you for your time.

#these arent even all the songs.. #i just didnt want this post to get too long 😭 #perhaps in the future i'll reblog this one and continue with my list #if you read this whole thing #well #congrats! #and thank you! #i know im not the only one who feels this way though #theres absolutely no way #hello bee-ahtle community #beatles #the beatles #beatles songs

[icharchivist]

hello icha!!!!! learned from my mistakes and typed this out in a separate document. first i have to say im feeling a very deep connection with citron as of late bc i was giving myself a pep talk abt like physics and i told myself "face up and man the music!" and was like "...is that wrong. theres that song called man against the music isnt there... yeah it must be right" and. well i realized later. i also think the phrase "dont cry because it happened, smile because its over" is very good. also I’m halfway thru creating a very eclectic list of like. a Pokémon team for each a3 character which is… something. kinda knew it would happen to me. might take a while for me to finish it tho now that I’m halfway bc I’m suddenly having a crisis like “wait shit I’m only confident on my understanding and characterizing of like 4 characters am I good enough” so… it’s slow going lol. anyways. i finished that damn physics thing I was giving myself a pep talk about and so am treating myself to autumn/winter. happens that watching these events is also like. the only thing which reminds me to actually like. log into a3 lol. i am so bad at gacha games. probably a good thing in the long run. ok starting from the top!

hisoka going "zzz" as his reaction made me immediately go... oh dear, please dont fall asleep in the bath and guess what happened. yeah. good thing homare was there lol. speaking of i fucking adore homare and his poetry. id buy his collection. i also wish there was a collection like if there was a master list of every poem he says in like. at the very least main story. if not i will literally do it myself. i love homare so much im like him in that back when i had to play dodgeball id always be like kufufufu they cant hit me if im friendless enough that no one pays attention to me but like in my case it actually worked out. on the subject of the pillow fight tho, hisoka's crazy strong pillow fight throw... one more mark on the list for suspicious, maybe assassin occupation. this event made me realize how much i missed winter like. i saw the stranger pretty recently (which has caused the effect of be being like "taichi!! thats my boy!!" in my head everytime he shows up lol but anyways i havent gotten to a winter play yet so im VERY hype. especially bc this seems like it stars hisoka and homare??? like oh!! oh!!!! also detective fiction... im swooning. i also just enjoy the hisoka homare dynamic a whole fucking lot i think its nice how homare was like "yeah im ride or die for this funky lil amnesiac, why wouldnt you be?" and its just like. nice. feel like hes always reaching out to hisoka which is like. man homare is so nice.

back to chronology. ofc sakyo goes cheap for the hot springs lol. on brand as ever. was very hype for the azuma sakyo dynamic bc all i remember is like azuma trashing everyone including sakyo at some game or the other in one of the winter chapters and it was very good. or was this a clip in like a stage play? either way it was delightful. at first i misinterpreted taichi going "…" after azuma and sakyo said theyd never been on a field trip bc like. taichi being quiet or noncommunicative... after going thru autumn troupe act 1 it makes me fear for my life a little lol. anyways im glad he was just like planning fun times. speaking of taichi tho we got a tasuku taichi pair for etudes!!!! im not spoiling myself for later events but i hope to GOD tasuku and taichi do like a lead co lead in SOMETHING or at least like some mixed troupe event i want them to talk!!!

also dunno if this is an intentional pun but i enjoy that its called high spirits at the hot spring bc like oh theyre having fun but also bc like. "spirits" is used to refer to a certain type of alcohol i think? which is cool. dunno if its intentional but i liked that. anyways the talent show. taichis moving rendition of single ladies... ok i know it said single fellas but like. we know. wonder if that line was a different song in japanese? its not too old at ALL tho imo. anyways the way banri and juza being themselves Are the entertainment... flashback to when banri slaps juza live on stage instead of doing a stage slap lol. my reaction to azuma essentially went:

azuma: I can offer to bare my soul, and a little more ;)

izumi: what do u mean by that???

me: hey tasuku and omi were shirtless what's ur problem with azuma

anyways i reread and from what i understand they were maybe only flexing and doing a gun show? which like. no wonder it didnt last too long then lol. also explains why they didnt have shirtless sprites i suppose lmao. i am SO curious abt what azuma ended up doing tho that fade to black is so mysterious! did he tap dance? did he pole dance? the world will never know...

oh also im not like super familiar with azuma yet but my read on his personality is definitely like "I am so touch starved All The Time but I will be chill. :) :) this is fine :)" like he just seems to rly like being around people! just like basking in presence whether or not hes rly talking that much.

i enjoyed that juza mentioned pillow fighting with his lil brother... thats nice! i think a lot of this event was just focused on ppl having fun over the drama lol bc it got wrapped up sooo quick. i liked the bit where sakyos worried that izumi was out late searching for him tho it was so sweet. table tennis match was very fun although id argue calling hisoka and juza the two quietest tho lol like... banri exists so juza isnt quiet. just like inevitably. finally, the event cg!!! azumas hair tied up... so nice! thats how I tie my hair up sometimes tho it doesnt look nearly as nice lol. taichi rambling abt his first love for so long tho... lol. ill be honest i have to reread autumn bc i was not aware of this whole situation until it came up in the stranger and i like inferred from there. the end of this event was nice! it was cute. i dont rly have much thoughts on it but im so hype for the winter play

Hello:!!! so good to see you again, freshly learning from your mistakes then :3c

the connection with Citron is a BLAST to read about. I am glad that Citron is there, on your mind, supporting you at every turns of language. It's beautiful.

AND OH THE POKEMON LIST!!! thrilled to hear about it being a wip ongoing! take your time ofc and i hope you'll feel more confident as you go for your characters interpretation! i believe in you!

lmao i'm glad the events help you remember to play a3, i'm sure that by the time you'll be done with the events you will have unlocked so much of act 2 you won't have to worry too much about it. Anyway i'm glad you treat yourself to good things :3c

of course Hisoka fell asleep in the bath. tbh this event was a lot of "Hisoka almost dies in a spring house multiple times if it wasn't for his troupesmates". Between sleeping in the bath and almost swallowing the table tenis ball... where would we be without Winter, and especially Homare, taking care fo him.

I'm SO GLAD you like Homare that much! he's so so good! i'm sure there must be a masterlist somewhere, or well. can be done anytime i guess?? but yeah Homare is fantastic and LDJFDLKFJDF the evil plan to avoid dodgeball from both of you.. this is incredible DLKJFDLKF. But yeah alas he's loved by his own so he gets hit smh.

And yeah Hisoka is just acting sus huh.

BUT YEAH... YEAH... WINTER... BELOVED.... I feel regular and normal feelings for Winter as you know, s o .

(i'm so delighted that you feel that way about Taichi though, as he deserves!! what a good boy!!!)

But yeah Winter play next!!!!! i love the winter plays so much i hope you'll like it as well!! aND YEAH HISOKA AND HOMARE AS A DUO... for a DETECTIVE story?? so good.

I'm sO GLAD you like their dynamic! yeah i adore it too. Homare was so quick to leap into taking care of Hisoka? Like i mean he immediatly called him sleeping beauty when they first met, and immediately decided to be his roommates to watch over him, and then he did everything to take care of him and it's just so sweet. Homare has such a big heart he's so gentle with Hisoka. Homey and comfortable, whenever Hisoka admits it or not ahah.

ahah wouldn't be Sakyo if he didn't need to stay cheap. BUT YEAH the Sakyo/Azuma dynamic is pretty good. oh the event you talk about i think is in some of his very first backstage storyes (that you can read if you have them since they're at this point of the chronology). There's one where they play a mafia game and Sakyo is warry of Azuma because "people like him are those you need to worry about the most" and Azuma is just ":) you wound me :) i would never :)" and then Azuma wins the game and starts to mess with everyone. It was so fun. and yeah i see which clip you mean for the stage play!! it's so so fun they have such a neat dynamic and i loved to see it in this event as well.

and omg worrying about Taichi while he was just there preparing a fun time! this child really would have worried us all back then huh

but AHH YEAH TASUKU TAICHI.... It's such a neat dynamic! ofc i won't say anything but man i love the potential of their stories, as the two ex Godza boys. To see them bond and be comfortable with each other always make me so soft.

OH NICE CATCH FOR THE PUN! i think it must be the reason for it tbh, i love it! thanks for pointing it out!

The talent show was really fun yeah ahah! I wonder what it is in Japanese too but at least the localization was hella fun!

"anyways the way banri and juza being themselves Are the entertainment." THEY'RE SO SILLY I love them so much

AND LMAO YOUR REACTION AT AZUMA I LOVE IT. YEah i think Tasuku and Omi are just flexing (which is Still. SO FUNNY. Just there saying "our talents is.. our muscles...") meanwhile Azuma is like "my talent is that i'm crazy hot :)"

But YEAH Azuma... AZUMA WHAT DID YOU DO....

your read on Azuma's personality feels pretty spot on to me ahah omg. Staying with what you know about him, the fact that with his job and all, he seems like he's starving for connection while also terrified to make himself emotionally vulnerable. He loves staying with people, listening to them, caring for them, and he's touch starved as hell (i mean it's his job) but he doesn't seem to really know how to be on the receiving hand of affection. there's a flair talk, i can't remember where, with Omi at some point, where Azuma compliments him, and Omi is just "mhm.. but you know i think that it's more about you" and ends up complimenting Azuma in depth and it let Azuma dumbfounded because he didn't expect Omi to trick him at his own game, while Omi just genuinely don't get why Azuma is reacting that way. He gives he gives he gives, and he's genuinely happy with that, but he seems to have difficulties to take, or to demand for something, while also starving for it. I have so many emotions for Azuma.

Any mentions of Juza's little bro are the best things. I love this type of mention TwT

And yeah it was such a laid back event. Honestly deserved after the crying fest that was The Stranger imo. It's good to relax once in a while and it was nice to have them have fun. There was the bitterness of both Azuma and Sakyo's past that was always a bit looming but everyone was working so hard for them to enjoy themselves that the joy just overtake any sadness i loved it.

Sakyo worrying about Izumi is always adorable TwT

And yeah the Table Tennis match was so fun and chaotic LMAO. I love the dynamic between Juza and Hisoka. Just two usually quiet boys who like sweets. Except that yeah like you say, as long as Banri is around, Juza cannot be 100% quiet. Rip.

THE CG WAS SO PRETTY i loved seeing it. And omg you can share your hairtips with Azuma how nice :D Azuma manages to make everything look beautiful smh....

Oh yeah Taichi and his first love! if i recall he mentions it quickly at the begining, that Yuki reminds him of his first love, and he says that again at some point - then the fake Portrait he does he mentions his first love again. And since then it's been a reccuring topic so yeh :3c

but yeah! this event was really sweet and laid back, not much to say about it, but it was nice to have it at all!

Hope you'll like the winter play :3c

Take care and thank you again for your thoughts <33 i love reading them!! bless you!!

#ichafantalks a3 #sonnets of beauty #ichareply

[muwur]

Hiii and welcome!! May I please request for the lovable annoying baby Hinata who has a HUGE crush on this popular girl in his class and one day she sees him at the mall or something and rushes to him begging him to pretend to be her boyfriend because there’s a group of guys that won’t leave her alone and that’s when she finally realizes that this gorgeous sweetheart exists and Hinata is just on cloud 9 the entire time but then he remembers it’s all fake :((((( teeeee

✿ pretend boyfriend pt. 1

♡ scenario ♡ for hinata

❧ fem reader

✎ 3.2k words

a/n: aw hello ty for the welcome <3 also this request made me cackle AAHAHAHAHA. also this format is interesting lolol, im so indecisive about how i want it

anyways, hope u enjoy hehe >.> this came out a lot longer than i had originally planned but did i even have a plan in the first place buut i aint complaining LOL

also yes theres going to be a pt 2 firhfnxfwifj hehe

requests: open! pls bbys dun b shy i have summer skool soon fml i need this to make me procrastinate on work LMAO

-having been preoccupied with volleyball, crushes never crossed Hinata’s mind

-however, he was about to find out that he was quite clueless when it came to love

-he found himself speeding to school on his bike one morning, riding at breakneck speed to try to make it on time

-ahhhh, i was so excited about the first day of going to karasuno and seeing their volleyball team that i couldnt sleep until 4 am...!

-that explains why he overslept

-lost in his thoughts, he nearly failed to notice the girl who was walking in front of him

-and so, at the very last minute, he swerved. i nto a tree.

- “oh my gosh! are you okay??”

-if he wasn’t okay before, now he’s cURED because the most beautiful girl was looking down at him with an outstretched hand, concern in her eyes

-he jumped up instead and waved his arms in front of himself, blushing and nodding, “y-yeah, I’m fine! don’t worry about me, a-are you okay??”

- “you’re the one who crashed into the tree!” you responded with shock as you moved to pick up his bike off the ground (luckily, it was undamaged)

-he took the handlebars after you offered them to him

-you frowned slightly. “i’m sorry, i should’ve watched where i was going. are you hurt?”

-he was too busy gawking at you to realize his head started bleeding

-cue you yelling frantically “y-your head! it’s bleeding!” and rushing him to the nurse’s office

-in his head: ‘i-im holding her hand’

-nearly combusted on spot

-and that was how he met you

-later he found out he actually shared the same class with you!

-though you never seemed to notice LOL

-you sat on the opposite side of the room, closer to the front of the class

-he sat all the way in the back, so it’s not like you would’ve really seen him but it was the perfect spot for hinata to stare at you and not pay attention to class

-and during breaks or when the teacher left the room for a few minutes, everyone around you would try to spark up a conversation with you

-oh how he wished he could make you smile and laugh like that too

-and whenever he saw you outside of class, he hid immediately (behind walls, doors, lockers, people *coughkageyamacough* “hinata boke!”, etc) and admired you from afar, way too nervous to approach you after your first encounter several weeks ago

-he just kNOWS he’ll do something stupid and end up a stuttering, blushing mess

-besides, you probably forgot who he was ;((

-one day at lunch, he hid behind yamaguchi, who was confused until he followed hinata’s intent gaze to your form, which was walking by in front of the pair

-kageyama, who also took notice, smiled devilishly

- “pfffft, she’d never glance your way”

- tsukki deadpanned, “you don’t stand a chance. she’s way too pretty for you and people are lining up just to talk to her”

-cue hinata fighting kags n tsukki, blushing and with tears pricking at his eyes

- “aw, guys, don’t be so mean, I think he just has a crush!” yams snickered what an angel (no i am not in love w this man)

-one weekend, hinata was out in a nearby shopping area to get some snacks for natsu cuz she wouldn’t stop bugging him about it (“you ate the rest of my candy, so you have to go get me some more!”)

-as he was leaving the store, hand in his bag, he felt a tug on his sleeve and heard a “psst”

-some higher being must’ve blessed him that day because here he was, face to face with the girl who’s been on his mind everyday for several weeks

-sdgfhjkljihyuitufjhk

-error.exe

-he opened his mouth to say something, maybe like a:

-“h-hey! you look familiar, I totally don’t know your name or think about you before i sleep at night, s-so hOWS the weather???”

-but before he could humiliate himself speak, you gave him a small smile and asked, “aren’t you the guy i took to the nurse after you crashed into that tree?”

- “y-yeah, that was me!” he stuttered out

-he was trying so hard to keep his cool, but he could feel his palms get sweaty and his body quiver with pANIC

-you stifled a giggle with your hand (hinata: so cute dfghjfgljkl) "im glad to see you’re doing well. sorry, i never introduced myself. my name’s y/n, what’s yours?”

-you extended your hand as a greeting

-yet all he could do was stare at it, dumbfounded

-the two brain cells he owned said we ouTTIE

- “my name’s hinata!” he yelled dramatically for no reason. “sorry, my hand’s a bit sweaty, otherwise i would shake yours!” so instead, he bent forward in a bow

-eyes wide at his sudden outburst and gesture, you laughed in response and waved a hand, “it’s okay, really! nice to meet you again, hinata”

-a few moments of silence passed by, he was still bending over, and you were looking at your surroundings awkwardly

-risking a glance up, he caught a nervous expression on your face, and it made his eyebrows furrow in concern

- “hey, are you okay?” he asked as he straightened his body

-nice. smooth and direct.

-you sheepishly looked at the ground and absentmindedly itched the side of your head, twirling a strand of hair with your finger

- “this is kinda embarrassing, but um... could you do me a favor? i promise it’s nothing too bad!”

-little do you know he would literally do aNYthing for you right now

- “of course!” he replied a little too quickly. “w-what is it?”

- “soooo, i ran into these guys from school earlier, and they won’t stop bothering me, especially this one guy. a lot of girls like him and think he’s cool, but he’s such a jerk! i honestly don’t know what they see in him. he’s been so insistent on dating me the past few weeks that i try to avoid him as much as possible...”

-you shyly looked up at him and he had to refrain from exploding

- “could you please, uh, pretend to be my boyfriend?”

-b-b-b-boYFrIeNd??

- “y-y-y-your b-b-b-boyf-f-friend?” he managed to sputter

-you clasped your two palms together in front of your face like a prayer and leaned forward slightly, closing your eyes. “just for today, i promise! i remember you were really sweet when i first met you, so i thought i could ask you! i need to get a few things and i know he’s still around here, so i might run into him and his friends again. also, earlier, i uh... kinda told him i had a boyfriend to see if he would back off, but i think it just made him angrier...”

-you were talking a bit too fast for hinata’s nonexistent brain to process, but he got the gist

-basically, he needed to pretend to be your boyfriend in front of some guy that wouldn’t leave you alone

-it almost sounded like a dream come true

-except for the fact this was all fake and he wasn’t actually your boyfriend

-BUT HE GOT TO TALK TO YOU AND PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING HE WANTED TO BE

-AND PROTECT YOU

-AND HE GOT TO TALK TO YOU

-but...

- “err, how do i do that?”

-you looked back up at him questioningly. “do what?”

-he looked off to the side in embarrassment. “w-well, i’ve never really dated anyone, so i’m not sure how to act and make it believable...”

-you clasped his hands making him even more flustered and jumped up in excitement

- “so you’ll do it??”

-he could only manage to nod in response

- “great! ahhhh, thank you so much! you don’t know how much i appreciate this! as for the acting... well, we just have to do couple-y things. y’know, hold hands, stand close to one another, feed each other, take pictures together, kiss, all that stuff. just follow my lead!”

-did his ears deceive him?

-did you just say

-kISS??

-he?? was going to get?? to?/ kisS yOu?//dfokgjif

-he definitely looked like an idiot right now

-wide eyes glazed over, mouth opened slightly for the soul leaving his body, a grey and sickly pale complexion, stomach twisting from nerves and butterflies

-noya and tanaka would be so jealous

-and possibly kill him so they could replace him as your pseudo boyfriend

- “hinata? what’s wrong, d-did i say something?”

-your concerned voice brought him back to earth

-gazing into your cute, confused eyes, he took a deep breath and exhaled

- ‘im acting so uncool right now! y/n needs my help!’

-he mustered up the courage to flash you a determined smile and a thumbs up. “i’ll be the best fake boyfriend you could ever ask for!”

-you could’ve sworn you felt your heart skip a beat

-you chuckled at his genuine display and smiled back. “then in that case, would you mind tagging along as i pick up a few things?”

-he could barely hold himself together when you clasped his hand and scooted close to him

-so close he could smell a pleasant scent wafting from you

- ‘i cant believe this is happening im holding her hand agAIN was this meant to be—‘

-and then his mind went blank for like the hundredth time in the last several minutes

-he followed you around, trying to steady his rapidly beating heart and ignore the warmth that remained on his cheeks

-how could you be so calm when you two were holding hands for so long?? (kags: it means she doesnt like u)

-he was both elated and terrified at the same time

-hinata couldn’t help but relish the way your fingers felt interlocked with your own

-how you slightly swung your arms together as you walked

-the way your eyes shone as you talked so casually with him

-the crinkle of your eyes and the sweet sound of your laugh when he said something that was apparently funny

- ‘fjjkdjnf i made her laugh‘

-he couldn’t help but notice the way your hair brushed your face when you leaned forward to inspect an item on a shelf

- “this is kinda cute, don’t you think?” you held up a small plush of a hedgehog

- “y-yeah, adorable!” but i’m not talking about the hedgehog

-it was no surprise to him, really, to see why you were so popular with everyone

-what’s not there to like? aside from your stunning beauty and intelligence, you were naturally charming and radiated an aura that just drew others in

-two hours passed and you both ended up sitting at a table, hands linked together across the table’s surface

- “ah, i need to answer this,” you breathed out, letting go of his hand to rummage your bag and answer your ringing phone

-ngl his hand was already getting cold and he missed your touch

-after a few nods and short replies, you ended the call and stood up

- “well, now that i’ve gotten everything, i have to head home now. ..”

- “oh... i-i mean, oh, alright! uhh, it was nice um, shopping with you!”

-his heart sank a bit now that this blissful time had come to an end

-disappointment seeped in hello darkness my old friend

-you, too, were a bit dismayed. you never expected to have enjoyed your time with him that much

-how come you never saw him at school? you definitely would’ve loved to get to know him more...

- “y-yeah, i had a good time, too! er, shopping, i mean! thanks again for following me around, though. you’re really sweet, hinata. i don’t know what i would’ve done without your help...”

- ‘come on, this is your chance!’

-boyo took another deep breath and opened his mouth to say, “y/n, could we do this again som--”

- “y/n! heyyy, i’ve been looking for you, sweet cheeks!”

-you both whipped around to see a group of guys approaching your table

-quickly, you pulled hinata close to you and whispered in his ear, “act natural.”

-nAtUral?????

-nodding, he stood up straighter and hesitantly snaked an arm around your waist

-then stiffened in fear when you were both surrounded by a group of guys who were all way taller than him

-you gave the boys a suspicious eye and scooted closer into hinata’s touch

-“what do you want? for the last time, i am not going out with you. don’t you know anything about respecting other people? besides, i’m already with someone,” you huffed

-the one in the front cocked an eyebrow at the sight of you two

-he had silky dark hair, smooth skin, a captivating gaze, and a smirk that could creep right under your skin

-“you expect me to believe small fry’s your boyfriend? him? with YOU? you could do so much better, buttercup. I could make you feel so good.”

-hinata could tell this guy was bad news. really bad news. he was the type who wouldn’t take no for an answer

- ‘ahhh, what do i do?? if i just stand here, he’s gonna keep harassing her! and possibly even hurt her...’

-the guy inched closer to you, much to your obvious discomfort as you stepped back, and he reached out to touch your cheek

-but hinata was quicker, and he slid in front of you before the guy could lay a finger on you

- “leave her alone! she obviously wants nothing to do with you.”

-the fiery glint in his eye was almost enough to make the other guy back off, but his pride wouldn’t let him

-angry, he instead grabbed fistfuls of hinata’s collar and spat in his face, “say that again, shorty.”

-hinata continued to stare into the other guy’s eyes daringly and grabbed a hold of his wrist in response

- “she said no. quit harassing a girl who’s made it clear she’s not interested, or else.”

- “or else what.”

-his grip on the guy’s wrist tightened and his eyes sharpened. “you’ll have to get through me, first.”

- “tch,” the taller male scoffed. he let go of hinata, pushing him back and glaring as he did so. then he glanced over at you still standing behind the orange-haired boy

- “bet you’ll get bored of shortstack over here soon enough. i’ll be waiting,” he remarked with a wink

-then he and his friends turned and walked away, disappearing from view

-hinata, who’s been running on pure adrenaline during this whole encounter, then collapsed on the floor from all the excitement and terror he tried to contain

- “h-hinata?!” you gasped, using your arms to support his sluggish body

- “ahhh... i thought he’d at least swing at me, but i got lucky...”

-he sounded breathless

-however, the last thing he expected was the soft press of your lips on his cheek

- “thank you, hinata. i really appreciate the way you stood up for me back there. no one’s ever really done that for me.”

-how many times can you die and come back to life in the same day?? p sure hinata’s broken the record for that by now

- “o-o-o-of course! i couldn’t just let him keep thinking that going after you like this is o-okay! i-i didn’t even do much, i-i mean you’ve been standing up to this guy for weeks, this was the least i could do to help--”

-and you were huGGING HIM

-he awkwardly returned the gesture, eyes wide with shock as he patted your back

- “i mean it. thank you. i hope he backs off, but...” you bit your lip and pulled away

- “w-what’s wrong...?”

-you sighed. “i have a feeling he’s still going to be bothering me for a while. i hate to ask this of you, but...”

- “could you pretend to be my boyfriend for a bit longer? at least until he gets the hint and stops...?”

-did this mean...

- ‘dating’ you at scHOOL???

-kageyama and tsukki will never let him live it down, he could already imagine their comments

- “why’d she pick you of all people for this job?? you’re so?? you???”

- “couldn’t she have chosen to be with someone more believable??”

-he shook his head from his thoughts

- “i-is that a no?” you asked worriedly

- “n-no! i mean, yes! i mean, ignore that! i can pretend for as long as you need, y/n.”

- “ahhh, thank you so much, hinata! i promise i’ll treat you to something in return!” you brought him back in a hug, swaying side to side in glee

-you both stood up after you let go. “we should exchange numbers!” you suggested

- ‘oh my gawd, im getting her number rdftegiuofref’

-tanaka and noya would be so proud tho

-you quickly typed down your contact information on his phone before handing it back to him. “alright, here you go, just give me a text! i have to go now.”

-you picked up your bags and gave him a parting smile. “i’ll see you at school! get home safe!”

-and with that, you were on your way

-he stood there and watched as you left, holding onto the cheek you had kissed earlier

-he couldn’t believe it

extra:

-he had texted you after he got home, giggling like a lovesick preteen (was he not thooo LOL) as he was reading your messages and sharing memes with you

y/n 乁( ⏒ ͜ʖ ⏒ )ㄏ : oh ye btw, who’s your teacher? also, where do you usually hang out? just so i know where to find you. i never c u around school for som reason

me: oh rlly? thats strange... (pretending like he doesnt hide from you lol) im usually in the courtyard during lunch or in the gym for volleyball practice, and i have class with ms. akio

y/n 乁( ⏒ ͜ʖ ⏒ )ㄏ : WE’RE IN THE SAME CLASS??? omg im so sorry, i never noticed :((

me: oh no its okay! i sit all the way in the back, so

y/n 乁( ⏒ ͜ʖ ⏒ )ㄏ : well, i’ll make sure to greet you next time :) ! we’ll be seeing each other a whole lot more now, so

-he was still smiling like an idiot when natsu burst open his bedroom door

- “where’s my candy?!”

-shit, you probably took it with all your other bags by accident

- “uhhh....”

- “shoyooooo! you owe me, big time!”

-he rolled his eyes. “yeah, yeah, i know, i’m sorry, i’ll buy you twice as much tomorrow.”

-he went back to typing away at his phone

-natsu raised her eyebrows in curiosity. “whatcha doinnn?”

- “nothing, go away.”

- “you’ve been on your phone all day!”

- “and?”

- “are you talking to a giiirrrlllll?”

- “n-no!”

- “then why are you blushinggg?? moommm! shoyo has a girlfriend!” then she added to her brother, “can i see her?? is she pretty??”

-he just groaned, putting a hand up to his face to cover his blush, and nodded

a/n: OKAY this def took me longer than i thot AAHAHA but no ragrets. ty for your request, anon, i rlly enjoyed writing this and i hope you liked it! there will be a part 2, ill try to get that done soon >.> stay tuned hehe. msg me or send me an ask if you wanna be in the taglist cx <3 have a great day or night, lovelies, wherever you are

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[netherdevil]

Almost every one of my friends is in the bnha fandom and legit everyone at school is the same way. They probably don't even know about any other anime ono

I used to be in the fandom for like 3 months I think and I went crazy over it but jesususus Christ I hate it so much now You Have No Idea™️ And I was a deku fangirl too EW 🤢🤢 DISSGGOSTINGG.

Whenever I get an ost from it stuck in my head I always turn my head like really fast and think about a different song like JUSTadICE because I hate it so much :'[

The only character I could ever see myself even reading about the slightest bit is Bakahoe(that's what my friends used to call him) because he hates everyone. And that's all. Because I legit hate every character in the whole thing hehehehehhedhwhdhshha

It got to the point where I sometimes end up tearing up because I genuinely do not want to ever here about the fandom again. But when all your friends talk about it, even your friend's mom, everyone around you and I swear to God every ad I see is THAT, it makes me WANT TO MURDER gahdhs

I don't think anyone would understand my huge ass grudge against it I mean. I have so much flame left but I don't wanna get flamed back for it so haha yea

basically I hate it so much and I CANT BELIEVE I USED TO LIKE IT 😭😭😭 I just wanna like what I wanna like and I can't bc sum dumb purson showed me what it was and I.

At least I heard about Black Clover from my friend first in 2017

I'm so glad he's still my friend even if we've only been friends for 4 years agdhsh

An alternative I call BC is Dark Clover or Dark White Clover so I don't have to say the whole holy sacred name of the gods. I legit worship this show, not this show, BUT THIS UNIVERSE OF BC because uh. It's awesome? It's my obsession?¿? WHY ELSE¿¿?

Every Tuesday it's a half sacred day and Wednesday is sum weird fan day I use to look at fanart and stories and draw and then Thursday is 3/4 sacred and Friday is like... Half of 1 quarter sacred I think? I don't remember but also I usually write and draw on Fridays but I didn't finish the 8th chapter of my main fic rn so.....yea........

I'm randomly posting this idek why I made this lol

Oh and by the way I can officially say (actually I could say 8 months ago) that I love and am obsessed with BC more than any world I have ever been in

When I say world I mean it because calling it a fandom doesn't sound right. It legit feels like I ......exist in the world ya know...........

Eddsworld yeah sure I liked it (I went batshit over it but not as much as glass animals or fnaf or anything like that) and I liked it for a year and a half and I was a tord fangirl (cough EW A 30 YO MAN AT THE TIME) but in the middle I liked things like black butler and the avengers and Sally face and Rick and Morty so of course I made crossover connections between the two.

I don't have respect for eddsworld anymore since I never really got the feels from it, and I'm just out of it now. Whenever I look at it, I just can't believe, I liked that for a year and a half? That's actually what ruined my life but also helped because I got a lot of funny friends from it but also Tord influenced me to do stupid shit like "bEtrAy mY fRieNds" as I called it back then which basically I was like "lol I wish I never met any of you" which. Damn. Edgy much¿

I think what it is between me and it, is that I'm like, "Oh. It's ok I guess. I don't like it that much but it's ok".

I think it would be like

Asta that gets possessed and he does stupid shit because of that

Tord

Yuno because he can't tell who's the demon and who's Asta so he ends up hating both

Tom

And then Matt and Edd is whoever. Matt could be Kirsch and Edd could be Rill but they're not main characters. So idk.

I'm gonna stop now because I don't even wanna hear about it anymore idk why but hearing about other world's kinda making me sick rn

[bibbleboo]

Could we get some headcanons/more background on Abbey and Doyle’s kids? 🥺👉👈 I love the premise of this AU

YEEEEE (im just gonna ramble a bunch about the backstory i have so far but ill put it in bullets so its easier to follow lol i apologize for it being long as fuck-)

OKAY SO,,, first of all,,, doyle and abbey timeline,,,, [i am looking respectfully]

in this au, they get back together and have a sort of ‘lovers pretending to be enemies’ chaotic on again/off again hookup thing off to the side just between the two of them thru like Most of the final season, they try to keep it a secret (especially doyle who doubts the saturdays would be hAPPY if he was seeing her again) but in the end, saturdays ofc find out, probably are unsure about it at first, but she gains enough of their trust to be there for the big finale battle in the weird world mansion.

when shit goes down and argost becomes the vessel for the two opposing kurs (regular kur, and the anti kur from zak monday) and they like. explode his matter or w/e, i imagine instead of kur just completely disappearing, the ‘anti kur’ gets shot back to its universe, while original kur gets forced into a new vessel in this universe... the closest of which happens to be the unborn child abbeys unknowingly carrying. basically, what if the two kurs just LOOKED like they evaporated but actually did what happens when you try to like tape two same sides of a magnets together and they YEETED-

So thats how we have Parker, their firstborn daughter! and this... also implies ‘Parker Monday’ exists which. 8^) i havent thought about yet so forgive me on that but hoo, 

they dont know parker is kur, they got no idea and rly just assume kur is gone for good. but after they find out abbeys pregnant (which is a huge emotional trip for both of them in its own right) they do eventually sort of agree they dont want their kid exposed to that whole world of mystery. like, ik its a vital thing to the whole family, and ik these two people were probably voted least likely to ‘settle down’ in high school, but i cant imagine they didnt escape the kur/zak situation without a LOT of trauma, so while the saturdays stay in the cryptozoology field, doyle and abbey slowly pull away from the mystery and mercenary stuff, and also instead of going for big dollar lifestyle settle with ‘independently wealthy’ parenting.

also, neither of them really . grasp the concept that theyve even started a family, and are ‘together’, and that this is REAL, until around when she gets pregnant with their second daughter, Kendall. and then theyre like. oh nooo wait are we actually like boyfriend and girlfriend EWW-

when kendall is born parker is 3, and the next like 10+ years are pretty smooth sailing. as far as what the kids know/see, they probably know the cryptids when theyre little but. (tw animal death sORRY TO BE DARK I JUST??????) idk,, how long komodo dragons live/how old komodo already is and i definitely dont know Anything about giant prehistoric birds and am not even sure if science knows that lifespan, so. im not sure how long they could really be in each others lives??? i almost imagine parker would have memories of them that she assumes she remembers wrong, like “oh yeah they used to have a lizard and a bird... my imaginative little kid brain thought they were a komodo dragon and a dinosaur”, and as for fisk im still working on it but i . actually kind of imagine he might have a much longer lifespan (since lemurians are like ancient or w/e? and also if hes by dna like a gorilla cat or w/e gorillas at least live long af) and also feel like once he got older and settled down a bit he might live somewhere in the woods, maybe even his old tree? and the saturdays see him ALL the time obviously, but hey zaks gotta go to college eventually, a gorilla cats gotta eat bugs in forest, we all have to grow up and leave the nest sometime,

so idk the last time parker has actually seen fisk and she might assume he was an imaginary friend or smth but, 1. if i do write a fic they absolutely have to meet again, 2. overall the vibe is they know the saturdays are cryptozoologists, like, the same way josh gates does destination truth, seeking answers and studying, they dont really. know that theyre REAL. to them its like, a hypothetical science. (this is also part of why they dont realize parker is kur, she isnt around cryptids and therefore whenever her powers would actually show up they wouldnt be recognized) anyways parker isnt embarrassed or put off by it but just thinks its a little wacky, meanwhile kendall is obsessed with the world of mystery/paranormal/cryptic lol

speaking of the girls personalities;;;

parker is like. not really normie/preppy, even if she seems it at first glance, shes nice and has a good head on her shoulders but also is a teenage girl (inherently unhinged) and shes THEIR teenage girl (+5 feral) so despite her success and charm shes also very witty/crass when she wants to be, and deep down shes closer to the kind of person that would on pure inexplicable instinct put something random in your mouth when you’re yawning so you bite down on it afterwards. or like. that video of the girl singing in the bathroom while her friends curl their hair and she grabs the curler to use as a microphone before realizing its burning hot??? shes. the voice of reason, but the voice is usually shrieking in fear, making a cursed joke, or half the time whatever shes saying is actually smart. she kinda wants to go to college and travel, but struggles with indecisiveness and anxiety, so she has no idea where to go, what to major in, etc. and is again kinda just livin thru the typical teen life in that regard

kendall on the other hand is like. weird kid culture, the kind of kid that believes they are secretly a new supernatural creature each year (mermaid phase, werewolf phase, alien phase, etc), probably completely accidentally starts cults or witch covens at school (didnt realize teaching peers how to become ‘blood brothers’ and ‘make potions’ from puddles and stolen school supplies would be taken so seriously by parents) , very into emo/scene/punk/alt culture but not rly in an overtly dark/edgy way, more of a having fun and expressing self way. she wants answers for everything, really loves mysteries and being open minded, and definitely a rebel/adventurer at heart, even if she gets naive or in over her head sometimes.

the girls get along well! parker is not dismissive of kendall she just. isnt really into the same stuff/is more freaked out by it most of the time, but she would tag along on certain adventures, especially if it was to keep her safe. and kendall definitely directs gentle mockery towards parker a lot but does see her as a good role model and guiding figure, their bond is really strong!

other details !

doyle and abbey prob decide to say fuck it and get married after kendall is born, they probably have a few rough patches but nothing is more important to them than the kids now and in the end they understand each other better than anyone else so . canon tension idk her! family ftw! power couple! they intimidate the teacher during parent teacher conferences together hand in shady little hand !

their parenting style is exactly what one would imagine, 70% fun and sass and controlled chaos where theyre the bigger children than their children, 15% ‘this is how you hack the government and dual wield swords-- i was not supposed to teach you that im sorry’, and 15% actual guidance / emotional depth / etc. flaws might be overcoming their own immaturity for the first few years, and then being lowkey overly protective (while claiming they arent, but just bc you semi jokingly tell parker she should join the football team doesnt mean you dont actually hide 60% of ur life from her and check that her bedroom windows are locked every night and have 24 people listed in her school emergency contacts and used to cut up her food till she was 7 and-)

so abouT THE BABY BOY (Phoenix), 1. his middle name is leonidas bc im gay and i love emotional turmoil babes , 2. fully unironically the idea behind such a late pregnancy is abbey would be mid fourties when hes born right. so like. [has two kids] ‘ok birth control time’ [when theyre teens many years later] ‘ok im old enough to stop taking this’ [the hyperfertility curse that plagues many women rears its ugly head with one last hoo-rah]

and finALLY a very quick elevator pitch of what id write an actual fic to focus on;;; kendall sneaks into the attic to look for old shit bc they BOTH know their parents have been hiding stuff over the years, she finds things like a cryptopedia (now offline), the claw, maybe even a piece of the kur stone, and ropes parker into the long haul of figuring out what all this stuff is. and ofc the second they ever find the naga relic and parker comes face to face with it, [rest in rip] time for mom and dad to find out and all this kur shit to start ALL over again-

#long post/ // #tw animal death ment// #GOD THIS IS SO LONG IM SRY-- #idk what to call thsi au forreal yet so ill just tag it as #dabbey baby au #TY FOR ASKING THO HEART HANDS

[perfectionistincrisis]

Day 70

Seventy.

Life is going on. With ups and downs. Good days and bad days. Well life is mostly grey for me. 

As every day passes, i just realize more and more how much i love him. I really dont want to bluff about it but I just couldnt stop from typing it out because the realization blows my mind away. And one big reason is because I would never do what i did, or can do for him, and no one will ever mean anything even remotely close to how much he meant to me and will always mean to me. 

This might all just sound like a cheesy note any person in love would say but Oh God! trust me, this is what comes to my head after quite a good number of not-so-nice crap i have in my big fat head. So yeah! thats how i just know. This is not ever going away. And if I ever got a chance to re-live, i wouldn’t have wanted to fall in love with anyone else, orrrrrrrrrrr id just wish I was alone. That’s pretty cool tooo!! lol 

Speaking of which. Yeah. I pretty much do enjoy my own company. I just dont like communicating much with people. for a lot of reasons actually. Well, to begin with. I believe im a really complicated person. LIke, everyone has their own story and theres something twisty about everyone and bla bla but then I really do thing Im just not that easy to understand, and to top all that, I dont even like opening up to people so thats more of a reason to not get me. I am kind of aware of the fact that i seem to have a lot of ego and seem to be filled with pride and arrogance. But thats not true, thats just how some people see me, and i cant blame them because i think that is something i mask myself with. However, many people do find me really sweet and all but whatever side anyone sees, its always clear, im not really interested in getting too close with anyone and that i appreciate my own space. Sometimes, i do wonder if i really do enjoy being on my own or i actually want some good friends. But then the thing is, i have really really good friends back from high school. the only thing is, theyre not in the same country, theyre far away. but then again, even when we were all on ksa, we still mostly communicated on social media and stuff so it shouldnt matter much i guess. what im trying to say is. despite all the misunderstanding people might have with me, or people actually finding me sweet or whatever. or me not liking them much or wanting them to be my friends or whatever. the thing is, its not that i dont have anyone at all. because i do have people who know me. they dont know every little detail about me though, and thats because i dont talk much to them either. but they know me as a person. like i dont need to kiss their ass to get their attention, i can be myself with them.. i can be mean, and rude, or not keep in touch or act like im full of ego, like im so full of my shit and theyd still accept me. because they know that thats just how i am. im not sugarcoated. 

But.. it still doesnt matter

What im saying is. I prefer sitting alone on my own. doing literally nothing. no phone. no laptop. no means of communication with the outside world OVER actually chatting with anyone. or even someone who knows me so well and is close to me. 

Ok man, i talk a lot! So yeah that’s the thing! but when we were together, i wouldve done anything to not miss a chance to talk to him lol - thats just an easy way to put it out there, that he was different. 

And also putting it out there how my life is right now. I prefer my own company. I dooooo badly wish i had a ‘partner’ though - an ‘eating partner’!!!!!! haha! I really wish i could go to restaurants with someone to try food randomly. But then. idk. i mean its not that easy to find someone who has the same love for food and aso someone whos willing to spend money to try food or someone whod be able to hang out with me. especially i dont even have any good friends in ksa right now Ugh

Another really important reason i dont like talking to people much is the commitment. I hate commitment!!!!!!! And when i say commitment i dont even mean something serious like being in some relationship. i mean.. even the smallest commitment. like when you even knock someone and the person expects you to reply fast. Like okay give me a break! We dint exchange vows or something, yth do i need to reply fast. or whyd you even expect me to reply fast like idk. do people just pause their lives and just talk to other people? bleh Im not even ready for that so yeah! 

buttttttttt then again - with him. it was SO different. but like i said. it was only him!!!!

Something cool was the fact that i had a dream of him the other day. we never met each other f2f after our last conversation, so him in my dream was the first time we met f2f which wasnt actual anyways!!! But!!! I was so full of attitude. Like I could totally see my facial expressions and go like. “Oh God Youuu” to myself! Im usually full of attitude in front of other guys, if i ever am, which is kinda rare. just saying! 

So i read his post about him going to bd and stuff, and i wont even lie about how i totally never like that. but then this time its different obviously. In many ways though. One way to look at it is how i just remembered about the time when he was in bd last year! ~~~ And the award for the roughest of all times goes to!!!! 

Now comes the part were I actually give the reason why I dont blog much! Well tbh i want to blog all the time. But then!!!! Who am i kidding???? Its obviously cause I want him to read my post and blabla so yeah I dont! I mean. I really want to, but i dont. The same way. Forget blogging man. I mean. In this generation, with all these advancements and i say, no barrier at all. If we could decide like two mature adults to stop talking for nothing but good intentions then i sure as hell can keep myself from blogging about every little thing, and keep my shit together, and only blog when my mind and my heart says that i got it in my hands and im not going to screw up! 

and so that would mean that anything i post about, is just a very little, incomplete detail of the entire story and i almost always will sugarcoat it a million times and put it up here! 

but like i said - every thing just ends with me realizing how in love i am with him and as long as that is how it ends, i like it. 

So “losing weight” is like the --aim of my life-- right now. Just that its so boring oh maa gawd - and so i end up watching suits. which is soooooo niiiceeeeee omgg. And i actually love the couple there. Mike & Rachel! - oh and also its kinda funny to me idk why but whenever i see any couple onscreen that i like, my inner me kinda teases me going like “sarah, you loser!!!!!” and then i look down from the screen for a second or two like an actual loser would doo and then yeah i just “laugh it away” - like silently! ~ No hard feelings!

umm.so yeah i was saying. The main thing is losing weight and i want to lose one kg a week WHICH I AM NOT BY THE WAY. so i kind of get sad from time to time and all, and then idk get ok with it, and then sad again and alll that. and then battling myself against food is there. Today though i kind of figured out that if i watch suits while on the treadmill ill kinda stay distracted, and it wont be boring anymore and ill be able to go somewhere i guess. 

so theres around 9 weeks left for uni to open and i wish vacation never ended but yeah lets just face reality. And about my brother, 6 weeks left.   So that means I wna lose around 9 kgs before uni reopens but its smart to kind of plan a bit more than you actually want so that if you dont totally achieve your goal youll still land somewhere good. if you know what i mean. 

Now there is a lot i want to say. SO muchh. But I cant be fooling myself. It would obviously be for him only. So Ill just hold everything back in!!!!!! 

But one thing I want the world to know

Everyone has their own problems and their own imperfection and perfections and whatever. But ever since I had my eyes on him, i knew he was different. infact that is exactly why i liked him in the first place. I dont wna go in depth with this but ill just say it in the simplest way I can. 

When I was with him, yes, I did pray for a fairytale story. But not an actual one. because those dont exist. I had my own modified version of a fairytale ending. And in their, everything was not perfect. Everyone was not perfect. there was pain, there were people who didnt know what they were worth. All I ever wanted is to be the person to be ale to mend hearts, to help someone find their way out from the sufferings, to be a part of someone happiness. And even though we are not together right now. I wish the same. I just wanted it to be through me before. Now it doesnt necessarily need to be, cause it definitely will be coming from Allah both ways inshaAllah. 

I pray he gets to see what I see in him. And what people see in him. And most importantly, what he sees in himself but fails to value at times. 

P.S. My family is excluded from consideration in this post. when i talk about people, i mean everyone else except my family.  --ALSOOOOO-- I just randomly sat down at 5am and decided to blog today and so i sat with my laptops and this is all what flowed outta me! 

A totally random post! 

BUT i do wna mention how the tumblr app on my phone s.u.c.k.s. Cant give notifications properly *&^&%&^$%&%*^(0

Bye c: 

[49scribes-a]

Royalty AU {-1-}

Note: Mind you, this is not the VERY FIRST sequence of events of the Royalty AU, but simply the start of the copied / pasted chatzy’s since I joined in. Therefore, much of the previous events and backstory exists primarily in summary.

#2 Next---> (coming whenever)

Queen Celia walks out of her room

Robin Hood singing in the garden dressed like a dude idfk

Queen Neah yawns and falls tf asleep Queen Neah in the garden

Queen Celia Neah please

Robin Hood singing to neah i guess?

Exile Nea is apparently stupid enough to stay in this kingdom even though he's exiled

Queen Celia walks out the castle to enjoy the fresh air

Witch Mana kitty mana trots up to nea

Exile Nea >​B( whiskers

Queen Celia strolls into the garden to see if anyone is around

Robin Hood singing still

Queen Celia hears the singing and spots Robin Queen Celia: Oh good morning robin!

Witch Mana bites that stupid ankle

Robin Hood waves

Exile Nea: OW

Queen Neah hooray sleeping is fun

Robin Hood gently pats neah

Queen Celia looks at the sleeping queen just shaking her head Queen Celia: Has he been sleeping here long?

Robin Hood quietly

Exile Nea glares down @ the cat

Robin Hood: Not very

Exile Nea: What was ​that​ for?

Witch Mana <​stop moping around...>

Exile Nea: I'm not moping.

Witch Mana stares up at him. Witch Mana doesn't believe it

Exile Nea squints down Exile Nea why cant u trust me

Witch Mana ​<go take over>

Exile Nea: Because that worked so well last time.

Witch Mana ​<you didn't plan. you went on impulse.>

Queen Neah wakes tf up and stares up at robin and celia

Queen Celia: Oh, good morning your majesty Queen Celia is laughing

Robin Hood smiles

Queen Celia: Did you have a nice nap?

Exile Nea picks up Manacat so he's not just staring down at him Exile Nea: You're the one that rushed me. Exile Nea: And now you're pushing me again.

Witch Mana ​<you'll get caught>

Exile Nea: I'll get ​hung if I pull another stunt like I did before.

Queen Neah rubs eye Queen Neah: ...I was sleeping out here?

Robin Hood: Oui, oui

Queen Celia: You were Queen Celia: You're lucky Robin was here, you can't just sleep out here its dangerous

Queen Neah pulls a leaf out of his hair

Exile Nea: I need more support if I want to make any progress here..

Queen Neah: perhaps not.... but I'd like to,

Exile Nea idly scratches behind Manacat's ears

Witch Mana purrs Witch Mana ​<start with the people.>

Exile Nea: Do any of them even remember who I am? Exile Nea remembers when he was Cool

Queen Celia holds out her hand for Neah to stand

Queen Neah grabs her hand Robin Hood stands with neah

Witch Mana ​<no... it's been awhile.> Witch Mana paws at his face

Exile Nea okay, rude

Witch Mana ​<and you lost a lot of your charm from when you were young.>

Exile Nea RUDER

Queen Celia: Why don't we head inside for some breakfast?

Robin Hood remember when he was jingles?

Queen Celia jingles was great

Queen Neah i miss jingles so much............. Queen Neah places a hand on his stomach Queen Neah: ...grapes sound good!

Queen Celia: Grapes always sound good to you Queen Celia laughs and leads the way back into the palace

Queen Neah: I just crave them Queen Neah follows after her

Robin Hood neah craves that mineral Robin Hood also follows

Queen Celia looks to Neah knowingly

Exile Nea swats the paw away Exile Nea: That was uncalled for

Witch Mana scratches his cheek Witch Mana angry cat face

Queen Neah what do you know

Exile Nea: Ow--

Witch Mana ​<you need an eyepatch>

Exile Nea: I'll need more than a patch if you keep ​scratching me

Queen Celia you know what I know

Queen Neah ​no

Robin Hood yes?

Queen Celia have you told robin

Druid Junior is watching the queens from the brush as a rabox (rabbitfox) and tailing quietly because mmmmm smells like affluence Druid Junior very "borrowable" affluence

Queen Neah ....no..... Queen Neah no i have not

Witch Mana swats his head

Queen Celia you should

Queen Neah i havent even said anything to kanda

Queen Celia : |

Witch Mana ​<sway the people, cause discourse>

Exile Nea squeezes the cat paw Exile Nea stop swatting

Witch Mana ​<take over>

Queen Celia they reach the dining hall and Celia takes a seat

Witch Mana hisses

Queen Neah sits in his chair Queen Neah snatches a grape

Druid Junior okay no more brush to hide in just stone walls n shit Druid Junior Super Stealth time Druid Junior by which he means dashing under the table before anyone can spot him

Queen Neah uhoh

Exile Nea: I can.. ​try​. But I don't exactly have many resources these days. Exile Nea or much charm as you so rudely pointed out

Queen Celia also eats some grapes Queen Celia: So Nea how is...that...coming along?

Witch Mana <​you don't need outer beauty. scope out the palace secretly, find things wrong with it and bring it to the peoples attention>

Queen Neah pauses midgrape Queen Neah: ..​that?

Druid Junior why do rich people wear so much perfume

Queen Celia: ( midgrape

Druid Junior how is he supposed to sniff out the good stuff

Queen Celia: ( LMAO Queen Celia that perfume is all Neah I s2g Queen Celia: Yes, that

Druid Junior lay off the perfume Neah smh

Queen Neah hey shut up

Exile Nea: You make it sound so ​easy

Queen Neah it's celia Queen Neah: you mean, Queen Neah motions with hands vaguely

Druid Junior both of you lay off the perfume then

Witch Mana <​it is when I can help you.>

Exile Nea raises a brow Exile Nea: And you couldn't help me last time?

Witch Mana kitty looks away

Queen Neah yeah, celia

Queen Celia nods

Queen Celia Um I don't drown myself in that stink like you do

Queen Neah ​yes​ you do Queen Neah: It's gone pretty well, surprisingly Queen Neah: ...so far

Queen Celia keep up the sass and I'll eat all the grapes

Druid Junior yeah okay whatever you both stink there settled

Queen Celia: Well then that's good news! I think things will be fine Queen Celia you stink

Druid Junior: they're already fighting lmfao }

Queen Celia: ( they haven't even met and they're already fighting xD

Druid Junior: yep } Druid Junior you double stink

Robin Hood i'm not wearing perfume? Robin Hood eating a sammich

Druid Junior now if you'll excuse me I have shinies to pilfer soon as I can find them lol

Queen Neah looks sad Queen Neah: I miss Jedediah..

Queen Celia uh oh

Robin Hood sets sammich down Robin Hood looks down

Queen Celia: We all miss him....but things will be fine Queen Celia help me out here Robin

Druid Junior just gonna bunny hop out and find the shinies while things get emo in here

Robin Hood is in sads town

Queen Neah hey shut up u little rat

Queen Celia oh boy Queen Celia: ( LMAO NEAH

Druid Junior excuse u I am an adorable rabbitfox get ur species right

Queen Neah no its not okay

Queen Celia sighs and eats another grape

Druid Junior give you something to really cry about when I get all the shinies

Queen Celia: Are you going to be like this when your other child is born?

Robin Hood i want my godbaby

Queen Neah slumps even more

Queen Celia oops Queen Celia: Neah...you know there's nothing more you could have done

Robin Hood grumble brumble

Queen Neah can someone watch that rabbitfox forreal Queen Neah: ......I feel like I'm doing this all for the wrong reasons

Queen Celia: What do you mean....? Queen Celia Robin please the queen is getting emo af I need help here

Druid Junior sorry what I'm like 5 halls down and hunting down your shinies u don't see me lol

Robin Hood baaaaaaaaabyyyyyyy Robin Hood shinies?

Druid Junior shinies

Robin Hood whats a shinie?

Druid Junior the thing rich ppl have

Robin Hood NO Robin Hood ONLY I GET TO STEAL Robin Hood rushes off

Druid Junior um excuse u

Robin Hood felt a disturbance in the force

Druid Junior I steal all the shinies Druid Junior er Druid Junior borrow Druid Junior I borrow them Druid Junior without an intended return date

Robin Hood finds the bunnyfox

Robin Hood: YOU

Druid Junior leAPS Druid Junior WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU--

Robin Hood lunges to catch him

Queen Neah: I feel like I'm ...

Druid Junior sprints down the hall nopenopenopenope

Queen Neah shakes head

Queen Celia: ( GO ROBIN GO

Druid Junior: Junior: Go choke on a grape }

Robin Hood sprints after

Druid Junior: lMFAO }

Queen Neah: it's almost like I'm doing this to get over him

Robin Hood = ^ =

Druid Junior okay but do u have magnificent rabbit legs like mine Druid Junior DO YOU

Queen Celia wonders about robin's sudden departure but has to focus on Neah

Robin Hood I AM THE KING (QUEEN?) OF THIEVES DAMMIT Robin Hood: GET YOUR FUZZY ASS BACK HERE

Queen Celia: Well Neah....are you?

Druid Junior BUT DO U HAVE MAGNIFICENT RABBIT LEGS LIKE MINE?

Queen Celia eats a grape AND DOES NOT CHOKE ON IT

Robin Hood slips through a servants entrance and cuts him off Robin Hood: HA Robin Hood: GOT YOU NOW

Druid Junior CAN'T CATCH M-- ohshit

Queen Neah stares down Queen Neah can't say i'm not

Robin Hood nabs the fluffy this

Druid Junior heel face turn

Robin Hood thing

Druid Junior BACK THE OTHER WAY HE GUE-- Druid Junior excuse u Druid Junior EXCUSE U

Robin Hood pets softly

Druid Junior RELEASE ME

Robin Hood he's cute

Druid Junior bITES Queen Celia sighs and places her hand on neah's

Exile Nea sighs and adjusts his hood

Queen Celia: Listen, you do what you can to make this easier. But I'm pretty sure you'll never forget Jed even if you do welcome another child

Exile Nea: I guess keeping tabs on the palace is a start.

Robin Hood good thing i'm wearing gloves Robin Hood ow tho Robin Hood to the cafeteria with you, strange floof

Druid Junior uM NO

Witch Mana <​change your name.>

Druid Junior NO CAFETERIA

Robin Hood um yes

Druid Junior NOO

Robin Hood i'm not taking you to the kitchen

Druid Junior flails

Exile Nea frowns

Robin Hood chilleth

Exile Nea likes his name,,

Robin Hood gives it ear skritches

Druid Junior frazzled rabbit growling noises

Queen Celia is wondering about where Robin went

Queen Neah stares at tum

Exile Nea: Surely I don't have to go ​that​ far.

Queen Neah: I should be happy but Queen Neah grunts.

Witch Mana <​then you're going to get caught for sure, stupid>

Druid Junior also whipping his tail unhappily

Queen Neah: where is Robin...

Queen Celia: Huh? Oh, Robin left awhile ago but I'm not sure why

Exile Nea SIGHS Exile Nea: Fine, I'll think of a new name.

Witch Mana changes into human form

Robin Hood walks back into the dining hall

Witch Mana is still in nea's arms

Queen Celia: More importantly Neah, you should take some time to sort your emotions out before the new baby comes

Robin Hood: Look what i found!

Exile Nea ......

Witch Mana pushes him off Witch Mana scoffs

Exile Nea drops him

Witch Mana: get your sticky paws off me!

Queen Celia looks to Robin and the strange animal

Exile Nea: First of all, they're hands

Queen Celia: What is that?

Druid Junior still growling and whipping his tail

Robin Hood: Isn't it cute?

Exile Nea: Second of all, you weren't complaining when I was scratching your ears.

Witch Mana: ​hand.

Druid Junior oh great there's more of them

Robin Hood patpats junior

Druid Junior bites him again

Witch Mana you have a nub

Exile Nea: ....... Exile Nea thanks for the reminder

Robin Hood sir nubsalot

Exile Nea frowns down at his... nub

Queen Celia walks over and stares down at the angry thing

Robin Hood continues to pat

Queen Celia: Where did you find it?

Druid Junior is going to bite that hand harder

Robin Hood got my arm broken by a dragon, fluffy thing Robin Hood you aren't much compared to that

Exile Nea: Anyways

Robin Hood: Headed for the castle treasury

Queen Celia: ....Shouldn't you put it down? It looks like it doesn't want to be held

Queen Neah: .............

Druid Junior bitch I could be

Queen Celia: IT WHAT?!

Exile Nea: Apart from changing my name, there's not much else I can do. I stick out like a sore thumb.

Queen Celia stares warily at it Queen Celia: Neah what do you think about this animal?

Robin Hood: I'm not letting it go any time soon, I don't think it's a normal animal

Queen Neah: HE REMINDS ME OF HENRY VII

Queen Celia: Oh dear...

Druid Junior if I blind you rn maybe you won't notice how not normal I am

Queen Neah yells at the guards Queen Neah: WHERE IS MY HENRY!?

Robin Hood: o - o

Queen Celia so savage Queen Celia: Neah calm down!

Robin Hood how about no, fluffy thing

Druid Junior um how about yes Druid Junior kicks and tries to attack his face tbh

Queen Celia if it's not one thing, it's another

Robin Hood slips it into a conveniently empty birdcage

Queen Celia: Hey there little animal calm down

Witch Mana: I could do a few tricks

Druid Junior bitch I will not CALM DOWN

Robin Hood offers it a grape

Queen Neah: does it have a scruff?

Exile Nea: Last time you did one of your 'tricks' you turned me into a really high cat

Queen Celia bitch I will make you calm down I'm bigger than you

Witch Mana: ... Witch Mana chuckles

Druid Junior is just gonna rock this bird cage and kick the shit out of it until something breaks

Queen Celia: A scruff?

Robin Hood puts something heavy on the cage door

Exile Nea :/

Queen Celia Peers into the cage

Queen Neah guards bring henry VII

Queen Celia: What a reckless thing

Queen Neah holds the squirrel out to them Queen Neah: see

Robin Hood gives the thing a tomato Robin Hood: awww, a squirrel

Queen Celia: Neah why do you still have that squirrel?

Druid Junior ew a squirrel

Queen Neah: Not ​a​ squirrel Queen Neah: it's Henry VII

Druid Junior one of his neighbors is a squirrel Druid Junior they're a real asshole

Queen Neah i will skin you

Robin Hood tickles the squirrel's tummy Robin Hood coochie cooochie coo

Druid Junior picks up the grape and spits it back out at the nearest person

Queen Neah: he just got a new cape made for him Queen Neah: look at the jewels

Robin Hood: ​Awww

Queen Celia just stares at Neah

Druid Junior jewels? Druid Junior going to pretend he didn't hear that nope

Queen Neah: what

Queen Celia is hit by a grape Queen Celia: Did that thing just spit out a grape? Ew

Queen Neah places a miniature crown on Henry VII's head

Druid Junior: literally the testiest rabbitfox XD }

Robin Hood covers the cage with a cloth

Queen Celia Neah please

Queen Neah look at him

Druid Junior great now its dark

Queen Celia wipes her face with a handkerchief

Druid Junior okay maybe I'll just Druid Junior curl up in a ball right here and not eat Druid Junior then you'll all feel bad

Exile Nea thinks about ways he could blend in better. maybe he could grow out his hair?? though...

Exile Nea squints at mana Exile Nea no. nevermind. bad idea.

Witch Mana takes a bit of this and a bit of that Witch Mana made an eye patch in 2 seconds

Queen Celia: Neah do you really think that squirrel will take care of it's crown and cape? Queen Celia this is ridiculous

Queen Neah: this is his 177th cape but his SECOND crown. Queen Neah crosses arms

Exile Nea how the fuck

Witch Mana holds it out to nea Witch Mana: here

Druid Junior huffs and goes still

Queen Celia just shakes her head and looks to the cage Queen Celia: Did it die?

Exile Nea sighs and puts it on.

Druid Junior maybe I did

Exile Nea: Does this look better?

Druid Junior maybe I'll just Druid Junior flop over and die Druid Junior that'll really make u feel bad Druid Junior here I go, falling over Druid Junior d Y I N G

Witch Mana: No

Queen Celia cry me a river rabbitfox

Exile Nea: ...Thanks

Druid Junior maybe I will Druid Junior a river big enough for all my rabbitfox babies to drown in

Witch Mana: come Witch Mana holds out his broom Witch Mana: there's work to do

Queen Celia you have babies?

Druid Junior can you live with yourself then? Druid Junior killing rabbitfox babies? Druid Junior oh tons of them

Queen Neah that thing has babies?

Druid Junior like do u know what rabbits do in their spare time smh

Exile Nea flashbacks to the last time he was on that broom Exile Nea: Absolutely not

Queen Neah rabbits poop A LOT Queen Neah i know that

Queen Celia I have a kingdom to rule I don't care about you rabbitfoxes

Druid Junior wow r00d Druid Junior who's going to tell Daisy her bedtime stories Druid Junior who's going to tuck Thumper into bed Druid Junior who's going to organize Billy's next birthday

Queen Celia: Neah I think you should call over one of your witches to check this animal

Druid Junior um no let's not

Queen Celia you're just pulling our legs you don't have any babies

Druid Junior I totally have babies Druid Junior like... lots of thems Druid Junior an army of babies Druid Junior they're totally going to come here and overthrow u if u don't let me go rn Druid Junior bunnies will rule the world soon Druid Junior only I can stop it

Queen Neah: what do you mean?

Queen Celia your babies versus royal guards, who do you think will win?

Druid Junior: I can't even with Junior rn XD }

Witch Mana: Get on.

Exile Nea: I almost died last time.

Queen Celia: Well Robin says it's not normal and it was headed towards the treasury Queen Celia: It could be a shapeshifter Queen Celia: ( junior please xD

Witch Mana: That's not a request

Queen Neah: ....Lavi is busy right now

Exile Nea narrows his eyes Exile Nea: I'm not getting on anything unless I know where we're going.

Druid Junior haha shapeshifter? No I am but a helpless harmless fluffy bunny... fox... thing Druid Junior my mother liked dangerous guys

Witch Mana visibly annoyed Witch Mana: I SAID get ON

Queen Celia: I see. Is Lavi your only witch on hand? If so we're going to have to watch this thing for some time

Druid Junior so... rabbit... fox... thing

Witch Mana oops thunder

Exile Nea oh dont you get all witchy with me

Druid Junior twitches ears

Exile Nea scowls

Queen Celia you have issues little rabbit....fox...thing

Exile Nea: Are you DEAF?

Queen Neah: There's only a few witches in the world, but Lavi has been with Galaeldan for a long time

Druid Junior you would have issue too if your mother was a rabbit who shagged a fox

Witch Mana zaps him in the head which send a mini shock through him Witch Mana not playin

Exile Nea ​OW.

Queen Celia: I see. Then until he returns we'll do what we can ourselves. Neah you're good with animals why don't you watch him first?

Exile Nea takes a few good steps back while holding his head Exile Nea: Was that suppose to make me want to go with you?

Queen Neah if that thing pisses me off i'm going to make a fur coat and rabbit soup Queen Neah: Alright

Druid Junior you absolutely will not

Queen Celia fine by me Queen Celia: Okay now that that's settled you want to try petting it?

Druid Junior fight me bitch I'll pee in your food

Witch Mana rolls eyes and hits him with another... which knocks him out

Exile Nea why is my brother an asshole

Queen Celia lifts cloth to peek in the cage

Witch Mana because my brother is stubborn

Druid Junior is ded Druid Junior or whatever

Exile Nea is effectively KO

Druid Junior yep totally ded

Exile Nea hello ground

Witch Mana ~next time nea wakes up he's in that little hut~

Exile Nea groans. what happened.

Queen Celia: Uh Neah Queen Celia: I think it's dead

Queen Neah: Let's make soup Queen Neah: where's my main chef?

Druid Junior still ded

Queen Celia: ( neAH LMAO

Druid Junior still gonna be ded til this cage is open lol

Queen Celia: Okay sure I've never had rabbit soup before

Witch Mana: Wakey wakey

Druid Junior Rabox*

Exile Nea sits up and rubs his face

Queen Neah picks up the cage and heads to the kitchen

Queen Celia sounds even tastier nice

Exile Nea: ...What the hell did you do?

Witch Mana: why don't you look like a new man!

Queen Celia follows Neah

Druid Junior um okay this is cool it cool

Exile Nea squints at Exile Nea: What?

Druid Junior smells like a brush with death Druid Junior is ded except his nose is still twitching

Witch Mana holds up a mirror. nea has a fake eye, clear, perfect skin without a scar, his hair is cut a lot shorter and slicked back and he has an odd, but nice outfit Witch Mana and of course... his nub is still a nub

Exile Nea blinks

Queen Neah opens the cage and grabs it by the legs

Exile Nea touches his face with his good hand

Queen Neah holds it up Queen Neah: I want this for dinner

Druid Junior oh hey the cage is open Druid Junior just gonna swing up and bITE HIS HAND

Queen Neah: OW!

Exile Nea: How the ​hell..

Queen Neah clenches harder and grabs it by the snout thing

Druid Junior um okay he'll just bite that other hand now too then and kick it cool

Witch Mana sorry a lot of your hair is gone

Druid Junior hope u don't have soft hands ur highness

Exile Nea my head feels cold

Queen Neah TOSSES IT BACK IN THE CAGE AND LOCKS IT Queen Neah: YOU LITTLE

Exile Nea i miss all my floofy insulation

Druid Junior nO FAIR

Queen Celia: Uh okay well its not dead apparently

Druid Junior YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DROP ME ON THE FLOOR

Queen Neah grabs a knife Queen Neah: I'M GOING TO SKIN YOU

Queen Celia oh my

Druid Junior also what else did u expect picking up a strange anima-- Druid Junior um lets not

Queen Celia: NEAH CALM DOWN

Druid Junior lets really not

Exile Nea: I look... Exile Nea tilts head Exile Nea he doesn't know how to feel about this

Queen Celia should you really be swinging that knife around while pregnant smh take it easy

Druid Junior just gonna stick to the side of hte cage FFFAAAAAR away from them Druid Junior which is not really that far lbh

Queen Neah that's right

Druid Junior fuck u and your cages

Queen Neah puts the knife down and stares at the rabox

Druid Junior this is why I don't come out of my hole that often u bitches b craycray

Witch Mana: Not like Nea!

Queen Neah: ( i just snorted omg

Druid Junior: ur welcome B) }

Exile Nea raises a hand Exile Nea messes up his slicked back hair Exile Nea better

Witch Mana: ... Witch Mana pushes it back again

Queen Celia pats Neah Queen Celia: Are you calm now?

Queen Neah huffs Queen Neah: I'm ​hungry

Exile Nea: Come on, it looks stupid all pushed back Exile Nea I need to be at least a little floofy

Queen Celia: Well go grab something else let me see what I can do about this evil little thing

Witch Mana: You always look stupid

Queen Celia: ( MANA HAS NO CHILL

Exile Nea: Would it kill you to be nice for five seconds? Exile Nea: Just five

Druid Junior you're the ones who put me in the bird cage and tried to cook me but I'M the evil thing Druid Junior okay Druid Junior whatever Druid Junior damn rich people

Witch Mana: ANYWAYS Witch Mana: so

Exile Nea messes up his hair again

Queen Celia weren't you going to steal? Hush you criminal

Druid Junior um you have like a million shinies you won't miss two or three Druid Junior what kind of rulers are u not sharing with the little ppl smh

Witch Mana: we're going to be disguised together as some kind of prophetic couple, we just need to have a reason to be around each other.. but I decided that you should have the girl role Witch Mana: it'd just make things easier

Exile Nea ????????? ​????????? Exile Nea: Can't we just be prophetic brothers?

Witch Mana puts hand up

Exile Nea that makes?? so much more sense?

Witch Mana: I have a plan

Exile Nea stARES???

Witch Mana: yeah, but, the problem is, we're known as brothers Witch Mana: we can't have ANYTHING pointing to who we really are Witch Mana: NOTHING

Queen Celia oh get over it

Witch Mana now put on those 6 inch heels

Exile Nea: Okay, fair, but if you haven't noticed I ​don't look like a chick

Queen Celia: So little one do you promise to play nice if I open this cage?

Exile Nea im not neah haha

Queen Neah mumbling and sitting down

Druid Junior squinting

Queen Neah poking at stomach Queen Neah BITCH

Druid Junior flicking his ears suspiciously

Queen Celia Neah please what the fuck

Druid Junior lowers his head a little

Witch Mana: you can

Druid Junior open this cage and we'll see where it goes

Queen Celia bitch I swear if you run as soon as I open this cage

Exile Nea: But I don't WANT to Exile Nea: Can't I be a mercenary escorting you around instead?

Witch Mana no because it's funny

Queen Celia slowly opens the cage a bit and reaches in with one of her hands

Witch Mana: ​​I​​ make the plans

Druid Junior growls Druid Junior you keep your hands to yourself

Queen Celia: Come on now don't be afraid I'm just gonna pet you

Queen Neah poke poke Queen Neah bored

Queen Celia don't growl at me

Druid Junior maybe I don't want to be petted

Exile Nea: Your plans are stupid.

Witch Mana: And you in general are stupid, Witch Mana: that's why nothing worked before

Queen Celia Neah please be on guard in case this thing makes a break for it Queen Celia withdraws her hand out of fear of being bitten and glares at the rabbit fox thing

Druid Junior yes

Queen Celia: Are you going to play nice or not?

Druid Junior good

Queen Neah im busy

Druid Junior be very afraid Druid Junior rar

Queen Celia BUSY WITH WHAT

Exile Nea: I just don't get why you want me to be the chick. At least ​you​ sort of look like one.

Queen Neah ........things

Queen Celia please I'm much bigger than you

Witch Mana because it's funny??

Queen Celia ......what things

Druid Junior experimentally stepping out of the cage

Exile Nea why do you hate me

Queen Neah what does it look like

Druid Junior you snap this door on him or his tail Druid Junior we're going to have problems

Witch Mana: ....you would fit

Exile Nea looks very unimpressed Exile Nea what has his life become

Witch Mana exciting

Queen Celia honestly...nothing

Witch Mana: ANYWAYS Witch Mana: we have much to do Witch Mana: SO Witch Mana smirks at him

Druid Junior just going to pull his tail out before it can get snapped

Queen Celia warily watches the rabbitfox

Exile Nea doesnt like this Exile Nea doesnt like this at all Druid Junior warily watches the bitch with all the perfume Queen Neah lol she does have a lot of perfume

Druid Junior just gonna take a second to groom his face and tail and back legs like damn look at what a mess you made of all his fur

Queen Celia Neah get your fatass over here before it runs for it smh

Druid Junior terrible

Queen Neah hey im not that fat yet

Druid Junior fat enough

Queen Celia: Hey... it looks kind of cute when it's grooming itself

Witch Mana: we should probably fix your hair

Lady Aleria never fear for the great and powerful Lady Aleria, Guard of Queen Celia and Dragon Tamer is here

Queen Celia Neah you always look a little fat

Exile Nea gulps

Queen Celia THATS MY GIRL

Queen Neah WHAT

Exile Nea looks around. how fast can he book it out of here.

Queen Neah WHY

Queen Celia what

Druid Junior grooms himself a little more mmmm yes he is cute isn't he?

Queen Neah 's mood is ruined Queen Neah: I look ​fat Queen Neah complaining to himself

Lady Aleria look at her long gorgeous ebony hair flutter as she approaches her Queen

Witch Mana sits next to nea

Queen Celia her wariness is becoming mushiness Aww look how cute Queen Celia: Aleria!

Druid Junior oh look a distraction

Queen Celia: Look at this small creature!

Druid Junior BOLTS Druid Junior bye bitch lol

Queen Celia: Neah you don't look--

Exile Nea: Just.. Exile Nea: Get it over with

Lady Aleria not on her watch druid

Queen Celia: THE RABBIT!

Lady Aleria grabs the creature

Queen Celia: Aleria nab the little rascal!

Druid Junior mmmmmNOPE he's going this other way

Queen Celia: Careful it's a slippery thing

Witch Mana runs his hands through nea's hair and whispers something annnnd nea's hair is now long and goes down his back Witch Mana: pretty!!!

Lady Aleria: I'm sure if it gets outside Drakon would love a little snack

Queen Celia: Ah yes Drakon is welcome to eat it

Exile Nea looks miserable already

Druid Junior u would have to find me first lol

Exile Nea: This is humiliating already.

Lady Aleria: what are you doing to the creature anyway?

Druid Junior is just gonna go sprinting down this hall then lol bye

Witch Mana hums and braids his hairs and weaves in flowers

Queen Celia: Well....we think it's suspicious so we're deciding it's fate Queen Celia: It was heading for the treasury earlier

Lady Aleria careful little rabbit, Drakon is waiting out in the court yard~

Druid Junior oooooh look a small carriable shiny

Lady Aleria dragons are always hungry~

Druid Junior it his now

Queen Neah still slumped and looking down

Exile Nea: It feels so... heavy. Exile Nea: I don't know how you put up with long hair.

Lady Aleria: Ah. I'll go look for it

Witch Mana: your hair is not nearly as long as mine

Druid Junior he's taking it with him to his hole and u will never find it

Witch Mana it goes down to my feet

Druid Junior soon as he finds his hole anyway out in god knows where

Exile Nea: Exactly, it must be ten times worse

Witch Mana: I love my hair

Lady Aleria time to go track down a wittle wabbit

Druid Junior maybe he'll be back when u sleep for the rest

Exile Nea sighs and resigns himself to this fate

Druid Junior oh um Druid Junior okay there's a dragon outside this door

Witch Mana: now. Witch Mana: the outfit

Exile Nea oh god Exile Nea: I'm not going to have to wear a dress, am I?

Witch Mana: Of course you are!

Druid Junior um okay welp Druid Junior YOLO

Witch Mana: OH!

Witch Mana: you should be a gypsy instead!

Exile Nea: A gypsy? Exile Nea: ​Really?

Druid Junior is just gonna sneak as much as possible and bolt if / when he's noticed

Witch Mana: ​yes

Lady Aleria Drakon roars

Witch Mana takes out the braid and pulls out the flowers Witch Mana fluffs up his hair

Druid Junior hE BOLTING

Exile Nea feels like a doll

Lady Aleria: Drakon notices something, better go see

Exile Nea: Does that mean I don't have to wear a dress?

Lady Aleria Drakon stomps after the Rabbit and goes to grab him in his jaws

Witch Mana: you still do Witch Mana puts a bandanna on him

Lady Aleria raises an eyebrow at her dragon once she's outside

Druid Junior gonna bolt back between its legs Druid Junior manueverability bitch

Lady Aleria hey look there's the rabbit Lady Aleria annoyed smokey huff from the dragon as he turns around

Witch Mana digs through things and pulls out a gypsy looking dress and shoves it to him Witch Mana: put it on

Druid Junior just gonna keep darting around its legs before it can catch him

Exile Nea holds it up

Lady Aleria rip nea

Exile Nea: Why do you have this?

Lady Aleria kneels down

Witch Mana: long story

Druid Junior untiiilll he sees a chance to run for the gates

Lady Aleria: hey rabbit, if you dont want to be eaten, come here and i'll stop him

Druid Junior putting those magnificent rabbit legs to good use

Exile Nea si g hs Exile Nea time to wrestle this thing on

Druid Junior hell no he's not getting eaten by Queen Bitch and Bitchier

Lady Aleria: Drakon knows your scent now, he will find you~ Lady Aleria she won't let them

Witch Mana: ( all i imagine is nea getting really frustrated while trying to put it on and starting to punch it

Druid Junior: lmfao }

Lady Aleria: [] rip nea

Exile Nea: || i wouldnt put it passed him

Witch Mana lays back Witch Mana: hurry up

Exile Nea SOMEHOW makes it into this thing with one hand. it's a miracle. Exile Nea: I look stupid Exile Nea: This is stupid.

Witch Mana: come here, you still aren't done

Druid Junior every offense meant but he does not trust any of u

Queen Neah that rabox is a little bitch

Lady Aleria thats understandable

Exile Nea stomps over

Witch Mana smacks him in the back Witch Mana: you can't act like this when we go out

Druid Junior so yea he's just gonna take this shiny and run

Lady Aleria: Drakon! drive the rabbit into a corner!

Witch Mana: you have to be ​alluring

Lady Aleria Drakon used Flamethrower

Witch Mana: anyways Witch Mana pulls him down

Queen Celia aleria do your best!

Druid Junior ew fire Druid Junior ew ew ew nope

Witch Mana slips a whole bunch of jingly bracelets on him

Druid Junior not the nice kind

Queen Celia: Neah, as I was saying you are not fat

Exile Nea: I'm better at being charming.

Queen Neah gives her a look Queen Neah: ​yes​ I am

Druid Junior guess the front door is out

Queen Celia just rubs the bridge of her nose

Witch Mana: well you're going to learn

Queen Celia: What makes you say that? Queen Celia: you look great!

Lady Aleria time for Aleria to breath fire too

Witch Mana: and.... sorry.. but... Witch Mana: this is going to hurt

Druid Junior u so cannot breathe fire

Lady Aleria watch me

Exile Nea: What? Exile Nea: What's going to hurt?

Lady Aleria: Yol Toor Shul!

Druid Junior I am and I see nothing Druid Junior ohshitthatisfire Druid Junior wtf

Lady Aleria dragonborn

Druid Junior: hax } Druid Junior: XD }

Witch Mana: ...heh Witch Mana pierces his ear

Lady Aleria: [] i love au ria <3

Exile Nea: --​FUCK

Lady Aleria thing is i cant use another for a few minutes Lady Aleria so sprints at the rabbit and lunches herself at it

Druid Junior just gonna bolt and look for another way then

Exile Nea has lost an entire hand but somehow that little pinch still hurts like a bitch

Lady Aleria wuss

Exile Nea literally fight me

Druid Junior thIS IS TURNING OUT TO BE A REALLY BAD DAY TBH

Witch Mana puts on big hoop earrings

Druid Junior SHOULD HAVE JUST STAYED IN HIS HOLE

Witch Mana pierces his other ear

Lady Aleria dID I GET THE RABBIT?

Exile Nea grun ts. at least he was expecting it

Druid Junior yES AND YOU'RE

Witch Mana puts in annnooothhhhherrrr

Druid Junior FUCKING

Lady Aleria i will fite you nea

Druid Junior HEA VY

Lady Aleria sits up with the rabbit and sighs

Exile Nea: I really, ​really​ don't like you right now.

Witch Mana: NOW my favorite!

Queen Celia rip Nea

Witch Mana pulls out a wooden box

Lady Aleria: You're a quick little thing

Druid Junior oooowwwww Druid Junior and you're an asshole

Exile Nea my ears feel so heavy

Lady Aleria: I'm sorry if my dragon or I hurt you..

Witch Mana opens it and reveals paints

Queen Celia is so proud of her personal guard

Witch Mana: come here.

Druid Junior if you're sorry you could like... set me down Druid Junior outside the gates Druid Junior and let me go

Lady Aleria no

Druid Junior then ur not sorry are u

Exile Nea at least though look painless

Lady Aleria pushes herself up, the rabbit firmly in her grasp

Exile Nea drags himself over

Lady Aleria Drakon sniffs at the rabbit

Druid Junior growls at the dragon Druid Junior fite me bitch

Lady Aleria: The rabbit is not food, Drakon

Druid Junior I dare u

Witch Mana puts on that perfect eyeliner

Lady Aleria lifts a hand and pats the dragons nose

Witch Mana and then red for your lips haha youre so pretty

Exile Nea i shouldve let kanda kill me

Druid Junior bites the hand that's holding onto him

Lady Aleria moves her hand from her dragon to the rabbit, soft pettings

Witch Mana: okay, you may like this, though

Lady Aleria: Bite me all you want little rabbit

Druid Junior okay I will

Witch Mana: this is special, but be VERY careful

Druid Junior bites the other hand

Lady Aleria: I've felt more pain then your teeth can give

Queen Celia she's just going to wait for Aleria's return in the main hall

Exile Nea is honestly just bracing for the worst

Lady Aleria tfw u're 128 years old and seen many wars

Queen Celia rip Aleria

Druid Junior how are u 128 years old wtf

Lady Aleria walks inside with the rabbit. she does hiss every now and then at a bite

Witch Mana pulls out a (magic) crystal ball, holding it with a silk cloth

Lady Aleria dragon blood in my veins

Druid Junior huffing and growling Druid Junior might be thinking of killing u all in ur sleep tbh Exile Nea blinks at it

Queen Celia try it you little beast

Druid Junior maybe I will Druid Junior maybe I'll do more than think about it

Exile Nea: You're not going to make me carry that around, are you?

Lady Aleria continues the soft pets Lady Aleria: You're cute though

Queen Celia pfft like what

Exile Nea expensive looking fragile ball + one hand = ​no

Witch Mana: it's magic. Witch Mana: it will tell you things.

Queen Celia she's just staring at the ceiling thinking about what to eat for lunch

Exile Nea: What kind of things?

Queen Neah gets up

Exile Nea does not trust magic at this point

Queen Neah: ...I'm going to sleep....

Druid Junior no amount of cute will make my leg not hurt from getting landed on, and more importantly, erase the INDIGNATION Druid Junior I'm going to chew this finger off

Lady Aleria: I'm  back with the rabbit my Queen

Druid Junior and then the one after that

Queen Celia: Ah I see

Lady Aleria: May I ask what this little fella did?

Witch Mana: oh, it can be good... and it can be bad,

Queen Celia: Is it going to behave?

Lady Aleria: I doubt it, I will continue to hold it

Exile Nea: How vague of you Exile Nea very unimpressed look

Queen Celia: Good. As for what it has done, well, nothing we can prove yet just suspicions and speculations

Druid Junior okay but you want to know what THEY did to ME? Druid Junior BECAUSE I HAVE A LIST

Queen Celia shhh : )

Druid Junior I will not shush

Queen Celia I'll pay you in carrots to shush

Witch Mana: It likes to reveal a lot about people. Keep it private. Witch Mana: and keep it hidden

Druid Junior carrots are a stereotype Druid Junior I don't even like carrots

Queen Celia so picky Queen Celia then what do you like?

Druid Junior why would I tell u

Lady Aleria i would listen to you if rabbits talked

Queen Neah trails off

Druid Junior I'm a rabox u can't even understand anyway

Exile Nea: Then why take it at all?

Lady Aleria: I think I hurt the rabbit. If I could heal it, I would

Witch Mana: are you this stupid

Exile Nea: Will you stop calling me stupid? You haven't even told me the whole plan Exile Nea: Where are we ​going

Witch Mana: to the PALACE, dummy!

Druid Junior yeah I think you busted my hip way to go fatass

Queen Celia: You don't know how to treat it?

Lady Aleria i am not fat, you little shit

Druid Junior rich people are always fat

Witch Mana thinks

Lady Aleria i am a gaurd, i am not rich

Queen Celia: Well, what to do... I want to go check on Neah since I left her but I don't want the little rat to escape again

Witch Mana: this may be easier if I'm a cat Witch Mana poofs

Druid Junior Queen Bitch is fat

Queen Celia im rich and NOT fat excuse you

Druid Junior Queen Bitchier is fat

Exile Nea s i gh s

Druid Junior clearly u must be too

Lady Aleria: I will keep the rabbit in hand if you want to check on Queen Neah Lady Aleria i'm quite skinny thank you

Queen Celia: Yes, please do. I'll be back soon

Lady Aleria: Yes, my Queen

Druid Junior: Junior is very mean just fyi its not personal XD }

Queen Celia skin the rabbit thing if it keeps thinking I'm fat

Druid Junior shouldn't we skin and eat the fat thing instead

Queen Celia: ( bad junior xD

Lady Aleria: [] thats okay xD

Witch Mana meows extremely loud

Queen Celia UM WHAT FAT THING

Druid Junior um who else Druid Junior can't be me I'm a bunny

Lady Aleria looks down at the rabbit in her arms

Queen Neah laying in bed

Lady Aleria: How did you get in the castle anyway, I wonder..

Queen Celia she's just going to go check on Neah where tf is she anyways

Exile Nea: ........

Druid Junior is just gonna give up on fighting for now tbh he'll get his chance again eventually

Exile Nea this is the dumbest thing he's ever done

Witch Mana: MEOW

Queen Celia ......????

Lady Aleria blinks. did she just hear a meow?

Exile Nea: I heard you the first time.

Druid Junior: I think that's elsewhere xD Maybe }

Witch Mana: ( mana meowed very loud... so loud that aleria heard it

Lady Aleria: [] whoops lol

Druid Junior: lmfao }

Queen Celia: ( omg

Druid Junior: he's using his outside voice }

Witch Mana: MEOEOMEOWMWOEMNEOW

Queen Celia: ( lmaoo

Lady Aleria: [] i think of gary meowing when mana meows

Queen Celia she'll just check Neah's room

Lady Aleria pets them cute rabbit ears

Exile Nea what does he WANT Exile Nea I CAN'T PICK YOU UP IM HOLDING THE BALL

Druid Junior just hold out the nub and let the cat climb it

Queen Celia: Neah are you in here?

Druid Junior cats are good climber

Witch Mana stares up at him

Queen Celia oh look she's in bed

Witch Mana ​<your chest is too flat>

Queen Celia tip toes over and gives Neah a shake

Exile Nea puts his nub on his hip Exile Nea: I wonder why that is.

Lady Aleria nea needs boobs like mine

Druid Junior huffs and growls but lets her pet him Druid Junior just, whatever

Queen Neah snaps to reality Queen Neah: HUH

Queen Celia: ( 'puts his nub on his hip' that visual is cracking me up

Witch Mana circles around him

Queen Celia: Neah when did you come to bed?

Druid Junior: same lol }

Queen Celia: It's not even late yet

Lady Aleria: I won't let them hurt you. What could you have possibly done? Lady Aleria: [] tfw you reread your sentence and it makes no sense to you

Witch Mana ​<we need to stuff your shirt! it adds to your sex appeal!! meow!!!>

Queen Neah: I'm just. tired.

Exile Nea: Mana, I'm a man in a dress, my sex appeal isn't going to get that high.

Lady Aleria he doesnt even have curves

Witch Mana oh no you're right Witch Mana POOFS Witch Mana now you do

Lady Aleria corset Lady Aleria or that

Druid Junior I didn't do ANYTHING

Exile Nea THIS DOES NOT FEEL ​RIGHT

Druid Junior I just wanted a shiny

Queen Celia: Tired? Is it from the pregnancy?

Witch Mana ​<you look great!! meow>

Exile Nea: ​I hate this.

Witch Mana turns back into a human

Druid Junior like would they even notice one shiny going missing they have like a million shinies damn

Witch Mana: wait Witch Mana: you neeeeeeeeeeeeeed

Queen Celia rabbitfox count your blessings. at least you're not in Nea's situation

Witch Mana grabs boots with heels

Exile Nea: No

Witch Mana: put these on

Exile Nea: Absolutely not

Druid Junior no you just STUCK ME IN A CAGE and THREATENED TO EAT ME Druid Junior clearly I should be grateful Druid Junior clearly

Witch Mana: you have curvy hips, makeup, pierced ears, a dress Witch Mana: boots are not Witch Mana: going to hurt

Queen Celia if you were a good little one we wouldn't have gone so far

Witch Mana pushes him onto the bed

Queen Celia we could have ate you so yes be grateful

Queen Neah: most likely. Queen Neah: I feel horribly exhausted

Druid Junior I'm going to pee in everything you eat Druid Junior everything

Queen Celia: I see

Druid Junior be grateful, it could be worse

Exile Nea HUFFS and sticks his feet out Exile Nea put them on for me if youre that insistent

Queen Celia sits on neah's bed

Lady Aleria pets the wabbit

Queen Celia: you should watch your health

Druid Junior you could be dying of the plague or something like some random Joe out there

Witch Mana doesnt care Witch Mana youre like a doll Witch Mana puts the boots on him

Queen Celia don't pee in my food what the fuck

Druid Junior I'm definitely going to

Queen Neah: I bet something is wrong

Queen Celia you terrible little creature

Druid Junior you terrible fatty

Exile Nea: I'm going to fall in these

Queen Celia: Wrong? Why do you think that? Queen Celia I'M NOT FAT

Lady Aleria she's getting tired of standing in the same spot, so she moves to sit down in a near by chair

Druid Junior that's all a matter of perspective

Witch Mana grabs some shit and starts stuffing nea's shirt Witch Mana: who cares

Druid Junior is still mad btw but those pettings are a little bit nice but shhhh you didn't hear that from him

Lady Aleria dont worry, the pettings wont be stopping anytime soon

Exile Nea adjusts the top of his dress Exile Nea: I do?

Druid Junior good b/c clearly he, such a noble creature, shouldn't have to make such a request Druid Junior it is beneath him

Queen Celia get over yourself rat

Witch Mana: there! now, first things first, you're going to have to flirt with the guards to get into the palace

Exile Nea: .......

Witch Mana: really, you're going to need to do A LOT of flirting

Druid Junior rabox*

Exile Nea: Some of those men used to be my ​coworkers

Lady Aleria such a noble creature can also be eaten by a dragon

Druid Junior how do you have this much wealth but you're this stupid about identifying species

Queen Celia I know what I said

Witch Mana LAUGHS

Queen Neah: because something is always wrong

Druid Junior such a noble creature can also bite all the way down Druid Junior worst indigestion ever

Lady Aleria not if you're chewed up first

Queen Celia: that's not true, you're just being paranoid

Queen Neah: Can you blame me

Exile Nea: I'm not sure I like this plan at all.

Queen Celia: Well...no not really

Druid Junior I can be very determined

Witch Mana: it'll be worth it,

Queen Celia: But I assure you everything is fine right now!

Exile Nea: There have to be easier ways into the castle Exile Nea: I've snuck into the gardens before, I could do it again

Witch Mana: also I cannot promise that they won't put their hands on you Witch Mana: and no Witch Mana poof into a cat Witch Mana <​let's go!>

Queen Celia riP NEA

Exile Nea: ............ Exile Nea feels disgusted already Exile Nea: You... seem far too excited about all this.

Lady Aleria: [] imagine ria flirting with nea as he's dressed as a woman tho

Queen Celia: ( LMAO

Lady Aleria lifts the rabbit to her face, not too close though because of bitey teeths

Witch Mana darts off

Exile Nea: || if it getS HIM IN THE CASTLE HE'LL DO IT,

Witch Mana follow, stoopid

Druid Junior um excuse u

Exile Nea follows him. please slow down. these shoes are bad.

Lady Aleria smiles at the rabbit

Druid Junior you'd better not be trying to kiss him or any nastiness like that Druid Junior he ain't the frog prince

Lady Aleria: You are the cutest thing i have ever seen~

Witch Mana prances up to the palace Druid Junior yes yes I AM cute but it changes nothing I am still mad at u Sir Alma chillin @ the front

Witch Mana rubs against nea's leg

Exile Nea: || im tryna think of a fake name for nea to be going by

Lady Aleria: [] pfft

Druid Junior: Have it be like }

Queen Celia: ( jingles

Druid Junior: A reverse of his name or something }

Exile Nea: || ..........Aen?

Druid Junior: Or like scrambling the letters XD } Druid Junior: Ye }

Witch Mana: ( how do u say that

Druid Junior: Eh-en or something }

Lady Aleria: [] a - en

Queen Celia: ( ah-en?

Druid Junior: ye } Druid Junior: They'll never suspect a thing XD }

Queen Celia: ( sounds legit

Exile Nea: || or. maybe. ane. anne.

Witch Mana: ( tfw both the nea/h's in this au are crossdressing

Queen Celia: ( anne works Queen Celia: ( LMAO

Druid Junior: Someone else finally noticed lmfao }

Lady Aleria few days later and she's still happily petting the rabbit

Exile Nea sighs and pauses to pat Mana's head Exile Nea at least we're almost in Exile Nea just,,,

Druid Junior he could get used to this if he were being at all honest

Witch Mana <​we got some good info from the people>

Queen Celia is just wandering the palace, it's a new day woohoo

Druid Junior ofc he could also get used to going home with lots of shinies

Witch Mana ​<sorry about some of the things you had to deal with hehe>

Queen Celia is shinies all you think about

Exile Nea ​<No you're not.>

Lady Aleria her armor is shiny

Druid Junior home.... shinies.... home... uh.... Druid Junior okay well food too Druid Junior but ye pretty much Druid Junior is also a lil bit salty and therefore determined to get your shinies just to spite you

Sir Alma eatin an apple 8l

Queen Celia speaking of food she's gonna head towards the dining hall

Queen Neah sitting alone in the garden. thinking of nea.

Exile Nea god

Queen Celia NEAH

Exile Nea haven't I done enough yet

Druid Junior get a room

Lady Aleria they cant

Druid Junior sure they can

Queen Neah who Queen Neah what Queen Celia wait what

Druid Junior there's tons of love-hate relationships Druid Junior what's one more

Lady Aleria good point Lady Aleria forbidden love~

Queen Neah what are you talking about

Queen Celia also she's going to head to the garden now she senses Neah having bad thoughts

Druid Junior a real Romeo and Juliet

Queen Celia is also confused

Lady Aleria nea and neah, forbidden lovers~

Queen Celia spots Neah and heads on over Queen Celia oh right that whole fiasco

Lady Aleria i still want kanda

Queen Neah also the problem ​wherewefoundoutwererelated

Lady Aleria oh yeah

Queen Neah he's mine

Queen Celia #drama

Queen Neah wiggles feet

Exile Nea steels himself. okay. just gotta. charm his way passed alma now. simple.

Queen Neah no shoes, no shoes

Queen Celia: Neah out in the garden I see Queen Celia: ..... Queen Celia: Where are your shoes?

Queen Neah: I don't know

Druid Junior I totally peed in them Druid Junior probably

Witch Mana stares up at nea

Druid Junior idk, I peed in someone's shoes

Lady Aleria picks up the rabbit and hops up to go and wander for a little bit

Sir Alma oh whose that

Druid Junior hard to tell past all the perfume who's

Queen Celia gdi rabox

Druid Junior oh woop and he's moving again--

Exile Nea approaches with a pleasant smile. he's had three days to practice, this should go fine.

Queen Celia: what do you mean you don't know?

Exile Nea: Good afternoon, Sir.

Queen Celia nea please no

Witch Mana ​<flirty, not proper, stupid>

Lady Aleria: I want to let you stretch your legs, but i also don't want to lose you..

Sir Alma looks her up and down Sir Alma ​HOT DIGGITY!

Exile Nea <​I said three words, relax> Exile Nea: || IM FU CKI NG LAU GHing Exile Nea: || HOT DI gGi tTy

Queen Celia I quit

Lady Aleria: [] oh. my god

Druid Junior: LMFAO }

Queen Celia: ( IM WHEEZING

Lady Aleria who the fuck is this guy?

Exile Nea: || IM GO NE

Sir Alma: ( ahahahHAHA

Druid Junior oh, how considerate, considering you crushed them and made me a cripple Druid Junior I hope ur proud of urself Druid Junior making rabox's into cripples

Sir Alma: Why hello there, miss

Lady Aleria it was one leg, calm down

Exile Nea could you be any less obviously when checking me out, holy shit

Lady Aleria im not hurting you again. i was following orders

Druid Junior ohh woooe is meee Druid Junior crippled for life Druid Junior I'll be eaten by a bird of prey for sure Druid Junior all of my many many children will mourn

Lady Aleria or neah, if i give you to her

Druid Junior if they don't get eaten first with no one to look after them Druid Junior woooe is meee

Queen Celia: Neah how are you feeling?

Queen Neah: good. I like the warmth Queen Neah wiggles feet

Queen Celia: I see, guess I'll join you. I feel like I need to relax Queen Celia proceeds to remove her pure gold heels and wiggles her own feet

Lady Aleria: I'll let you roam in my room later

Queen Neah: When was the last time you were in Rosapast, Celia?

Queen Celia: I.....not for some time....but I'm thinking maybe it's time I head back Queen Celia: Soon anyways

Queen Neah looks sad at that Queen Neah no

Queen Celia oh no not that look Queen Celia this is why it's always so hard to go back

Lady Aleria that reminds me my Queen Lady Aleria is the king dead yet?

Queen Celia yes?

Queen Neah: ( MY ANIMAL CRACKERS A FREUFCKING CONNEC5TED AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE HUMAN C ENTIPED4E IMM SCREA,MING

Lady Aleria: [] AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Queen Celia THE WITCH HAS YET TO KILL MY HUSBAND

Druid Junior: lmfao }

Queen Celia: ( NOOOO

Lady Aleria goddamn that lazy witch

Sir Alma hey guys

Queen Celia he better watch out the next time I see him

Lady Aleria we would have been better off dropping poison in his drink

Sir Alma you better arrest this lady for being so hot

Queen Celia maybe we should arrest you

Sir Alma oooo ;)

Queen Celia yes I should have poisoned him myself Queen Celia oh... Queen Celia : )

Lady Aleria no my Queen. i cannot allow you to dirty your hands. i would have poisoned him for you

Sir Alma queen celia is the most beautiful

Queen Celia ......Aleria I'm lucky to have you by my side Queen Celia YOU GUYS I'M STAYING IN GALAELDAN

Lady Aleria It is an honor to be beside you, my Queen..

Queen Neah lays back and stares up at the sky

Queen Celia: Neah, would you be okay if I went back?

Lady Aleria is the Queen taking a liking to the guard?

Druid Junior all of you, get a room Druid Junior and leave me outside it

Queen Neah: yes.

Queen Celia ......we went on a date once

Lady Aleria i have no one to get a room with Druid Junior sure you do

Sir Alma so

Queen Celia: Are you sure? You worry me these days maybe I can prolong my stay here

Druid Junior Queen Bitch and Queen Bitchier

Queen Celia Aleria feel free to eat the rat

Lady Aleria i cannot taint my queens

Druid Junior rabox*

Queen Neah: It's alright, you have duties of your own.

Druid Junior sure you can

Queen Celia fight me

Druid Junior maybe I will

Queen Celia: Well, as of now Chaozii is taking care of everything

Sir Alma so

Exile Nea raises a hand to scratch at his cheek and laughs a little Exile Nea: Forgive me, I'm sure I came up here with a question, but...

Sir Alma so

Exile Nea looks Alma over Exile Nea: ...I seem to have forgotten it

Druid Junior anyone smell anything funny

Witch Mana ​<SEXY not BASHFUL!>

Lady Aleria: I need to feed Drakon. Perhaps it won't hurt to bring you with me

Witch Mana claws foot

Queen Celia no??

Lady Aleria looks down at the cutie in her lap

Druid Junior I'm smelling something fu-- DO NOT

Exile Nea ​<I'm not a ​whore>

Lady Aleria im not feeding you to him, you noodle

Exile Nea jumps a little and kicks at the cat

Druid Junior maybe I don't want to go Druid Junior maybe I want to stay here Druid Junior alone Druid Junior unattended

Queen Celia holy shit nea

Lady Aleria in the cage?

Sir Alma: Well, that's alright, Sir Alma smirks Sir Alma: you're not from around here, are you?

Druid Junior um just the room will do Druid Junior no cages plz

Lady Aleria idk. i'll have to lock everything behind me

Exile Nea do I LOOK like im from around here

Lady Aleria the windows and the doors

Druid Junior okay Druid Junior do it

Lady Aleria hmmm

Druid Junior no dragons. no cages

Sir Alma i see all kinds of people

Exile Nea shakes his head softly

Lady Aleria takes the rabbit with her. walks out the huge door, past Alma and the stranger

Queen Celia be wary Aleria

Lady Aleria im taking him with me

Druid Junior well fine then ignore my needs

Lady Aleria i will~

Exile Nea: It's pretty obvious, hm? I'm a traveler of sorts.

Druid Junior maybe I'll die of a heart attack like small animals do Druid Junior maybe you're a horrible pet owner

Sir Alma: Tell me, my lady, what is your name?

Lady Aleria turns the rabbit around so his facing her chest and snuggles Lady Aleria there

Druid Junior great now I can get suffocated by tits

Queen Neah sighs

Druid Junior can't decide if best death or worst

Sir Alma i want to be suffocated by tits

Druid Junior: SMH @ JUNIOR TBH }

Lady Aleria whistles. soon it's followed by a roar and a dragon landing in the court yard Lady Aleria: [] LOL

Queen Celia smh @ alma

Exile Nea what a fuckboy

Queen Celia neah I'm not sure if I want to stay in your kingdom or not

Lady Aleria good luck getting suffocated in that ladies fake tits alma

Queen Neah same

Sir Alma so depressing

Exile Nea donT DISS MY TITS

Queen Celia neAH NO Queen Celia NEA YOUR TITS ARE FAKE

Sir Alma so name or nah

Exile Nea buddy. pal. hold the fuck on. Exile Nea: || ive never flirted a day in my life so this is an Adventure Exile Nea: No need for formalities-- Just ​Anne​ is fine.

Witch Mana i should have done all of the flirting. nea looks like a 5 year old

Druid Junior ew dragon stank

Exile Nea excuse me Exile Nea what five year old has fake tits like these

Druid Junior also other stank? Druid Junior srsly does no one smell that

Lady Aleria carefully climbs up on the dragon, flipping her long beautiful hair over her shoulder Lady Aleria nope

Druid Junior gonna dislodge himself from the death tits to smell the air

Exile Nea: And what can I call you...?

Sir Alma kinda just has her against the wall, with an arm just above her. u know how it is Sir Alma flashes a grin Sir Alma: Call me Alma

Lady Aleria what a flirt Exile Nea can you believe this guy Queen Celia no I can't so have fun Nea

Sir Alma what? she's hot

Exile Nea smirks

Witch Mana yawns

Robin Hood: Is the rabbit-thing calmed down yet?

Druid Junior is just gonna wiggle free

Queen Celia: Neah, are we good queens? Queen Celia deep talk time

Queen Neah: ...yes?

Lady Aleria oh no you dont

Queen Neah: I think

Exile Nea: Well I can certainly say that it's a pleasure to meet you, Sir Alma.

Robin Hood finds neah and celia

Lady Aleria: What are you doing, bud?

Queen Celia: Oh, Robin what do you think?

Druid Junior um is too going to wriggle free how dare u

Queen Celia: Are Neah and I good queens?

Robin Hood: I would say you are?

Lady Aleria: can you smell something? is it bad?

Witch Mana ​<nea, you gotta act sexy. otherwise they lose interest, do I need to get my hands dirty>

Sir Alma: so, what brings you to the palace?

Druid Junior gonna wiggle free and-- wow this dragon is kinda a high thing to fall from

Robin Hood WHERE IS EVERYONE

Lady Aleria thats why im holding you tightly

Exile Nea ​<Mana, I don't know if you know this, but I've only been with one man in my entire life.>

Exile Nea: || he's in full drag, seducing his way into the castle

Druid Junior: Junior and Aleria are in the main ? courtyard near Nea and Alma } Druid Junior: where Alma is flirting and Nea is trying to fake flirt xD }

Robin Hood walks to the main courtyard Robin Hood stops

Witch Mana <​it's not hard.>

Robin Hood: Aleria!!

Lady Aleria looks over

Witch Mana ​<work your body>

Lady Aleria: Robin!~

Robin Hood still in drag herself

Exile Nea ​I hate you.

Robin Hood: How have you been?

Queen Neah feels sick

Druid Junior is just gonna bunny-hop/limp to the gate

Queen Celia oh dear

Druid Junior what is that smell

Lady Aleria: Good.  I'm about to get and let Drakon feed, do you want to join us?

Queen Neah: ........................​.....

Queen Celia: Neah are you okay? You don't look so well

Queen Neah: ye-

Lady Aleria: Oh, the bunny got free

Queen Neah throws up Queen Neah nope

Lady Aleria: We should get him first

Queen Celia uh oh Queen Celia: Neah!

Robin Hood walks over and picks up the bunny thing

Lady Aleria slides off her dragon

Druid Junior sniffing around Alma and-- Druid Junior exCUSE Druid Junior oh its you again

Exile Nea: Mm, I wanted to see it up close. I've heard so many stories about the gardens, the paintings, the ​people...

Queen Celia she rubs the other queen's back

Druid Junior twists around and aims to kick him in the face. Fuck off.

Queen Neah groans

Queen Celia: Can you move? Shall we go back inside? I can bring you water

Lady Aleria pats the rabbits ears

Druid Junior growls

Exile Nea sets a hand on Alma's chest, right below the collarbone. is this forward enough.

Lady Aleria: I don't want you going far, bud. Not until your leg heals, then maybe i'll let you go home

Exile Nea how do you flirt as a woman

Sir Alma: Well, here it--- Sir Alma hears something Sir Alma stands up straight and clears his throat

Robin Hood my advice is to be cute, nerr

Exile Nea mana says i have to be sexy

Robin Hood that's a fail and you know it

Witch Mana cute doesn't cut it

Exile Nea : ( Exile Nea blinks and pulls back his hand. what was that

Druid Junior growls louder

Lady Aleria takes the rabbit from Robin and holds him

Sir Alma: Excuse me, my lady, but I have business I must attend to.

Lady Aleria: What's wrong?

Druid Junior squirms. Put me down!!

Lady Aleria No

Druid Junior yes

Exile Nea looks confused because he is confused but. okay. he cant stop me from entering the castle if he's not here.

Lady Aleria go nea go

Sir Alma switches positions with another guard and goes to do shit

Exile Nea fixes his hair

Sir Alma nea, you can't just get in

Exile Nea damn it Exile Nea ew

Sir BEEFSALOT A BIG BEEFY KNIGHT

Exile Nea ew ew ew

Robin Hood oh no

Exile Nea mana there has to be another way in im tired of this Exile Nea if he grabs my ass im going to die Exile Nea literally die

Sir BEEFSALOT: ( im c r  y i n g

Robin Hood looool

Sir BEEFSALOT crosses arms and stares down

Lady Aleria her face displays the look of 'nope' and she grabs Robins wrist and shuffles away

Sir BEEFSALOT: ​what

Lady Aleria u're on ur own lady

Queen Celia Neah for fucks sake are you okay

Robin Hood is slowly pulled away

Exile Nea: Uh-- Exile Nea ​<Mana.>

Queen Neah at least i'm not coughing up blood like LAST time

Lady Aleria dont jinx urself Neah

Exile Nea <I don't think this guys gonna budge.> Exile Nea <​I don't think I WANT him to budge>

Witch Mana uhhhhmmmmmm

Queen Celia: Yes but this is still bad! Hold on maybe I can carry you back to the palace

Exile Nea ​<Can't you turn him into a bug?>

Queen Neah nods

Witch Mana <no! i'm tired>

Exile Nea ​<Why haven't you been doing that in the first place?> Exile Nea ​<SO AM I>

Witch Mana i've used a lot of magic

Robin Hood just watching things go down between beefknight and the not-lady

Lady Aleria same robin

Robin Hood that she doesnt know is a not lady

Queen Celia she's just gonna try and carry Neah but wow she's a lot heavier than expected she's kinda walking slowly with her knees bent

Exile Nea s w ea ts

Queen Celia: I got...this

Robin Hood but she feels a kindred spirit in the 'lady'

Sir BEEFSALOT sniffs Sir BEEFSALOT the air Sir BEEFSALOT: ​I smell lies

Druid Junior flails and growls

Robin Hood o - o Robin Hood well i'm over here so

Lady Aleria: [] LOL

Queen Celia: ( I SMELL LIES

Lady Aleria raises eyebrow

Sir BEEFSALOT pokes a beefy finger to her chest Sir BEEFSALOT: ​Who are you

Lady Aleria: [] the image of a flailing rabbit is funny to me

Druid Junior let go!! let go!! let go!!

Exile Nea: I-- Exile Nea YIKES

Witch Mana: MEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW​WWW

Druid Junior: good } Druid Junior: it should be xD }

Lady Aleria okay she's going to put him down now because she feels like she's being cruel

Druid Junior THANK YOU

Queen Neah is sweating

Lady Aleria but she'll stay close so he isnt eaten or something

Druid Junior also wtf was that noise Druid Junior wtf is that smell

Exile Nea: E-excuse me, I need to check on my cat

Witch Mana: MEOOOOWWWWWWwwwwWWwwWWWw​wW

Exile Nea RETREATS

Queen Celia is also sweating wow how do guards do this shit

Sir BEEFSALOT fuckin pussies

Druid Junior limp-hops back towards the guard and the not-lady

Lady Aleria great gotta approach the manbeef

Exile Nea misses his sword and armor god this is Not Good

Witch Mana trots away

Queen Celia okay she managed to carry Neah into the palace now to head to Neah's room

Druid Junior stops by the manbeef and sniffs, watching the cat Druid Junior cannot limp that fast tho Druid Junior wtf get back here cat so he can smell you

Witch Mana turns back to a human figure and sits down

Exile Nea follows mana. stay away from my cat

Witch Mana breathing heavily

Sir BEEFSALOT is hungry for ​beef

Druid Junior just gonna sit here then ow hopping is hard

Lady Aleria leans away from the beefman then picks the rabbit up again gently

Witch Mana: I'm ​tired

Exile Nea: YOU'RE tired!? Exile Nea is fed up >:|

Lady Aleria approaches her dragon

Witch Mana: YES ​I'M​ tired.

Queen Celia finally gets Neah into bed

Witch Mana is starts raining heavily bc he's upset

Queen Celia: Wait here I'll go get some water!

Exile Nea scowls and sits down Exile Nea: I told you this plan was stupid

Witch Mana: it'll ​work. Witch Mana: I just need to rest.

Lady Aleria: Alright Drakon, you've gotta go and hunt on your own today. Come straight back when you're done.. i can't lose you..

Exile Nea: There's an impenetrable mass of muscle blocking our way.

Druid Junior wtf where did this rain come from

Witch Mana: do you know him?

Druid Junior there was no rain on the weather report

Exile Nea: Not personally, but I've seen him around.

Lady Aleria rests her forehead against the dragons snout, patting him with one hand while holding the rabbit

Witch Mana: I don't... think... he's interested...

Exile Nea shakes his head Exile Nea: Definitely not

Queen Celia why the fuck is it raining, oh well she's got more important things to worry about. She's running back with the glass of water Queen Celia shit she just remembered she left her heels outside

Exile Nea: That other guy seemed easy enough, but... Exile Nea what a creep

Queen Neah is sitting up Exile Nea 's skin is crawling

Witch Mana: I've done this a lot

Exile Nea: ...You have? Exile Nea squints

Witch Mana: yes. Witch Mana: but I hate humans. Witch Mana: hmph Witch Mana hides in his hair

Druid Junior crawls up onto her shoulder and watching the gate

Exile Nea how immature Queen Celia arrives with the water Queen Celia: Neah how are you feeling?

Lady Aleria presses a kiss to the dragon snoot, before stepping back so the dragon can take off to go get food

Exile Nea sighs heavily and just slumps in his seat

Queen Neah: ....different

Druid Junior good. finally. no more dragon.

Queen Celia: Different...how?

Druid Junior less stank in the air

Queen Celia hands over the water

Exile Nea: There has to be some other way.

Witch Mana: ....no

Druid Junior I'll be your ticket in if you'll be my ticket out lol

Lady Aleria lifts her hand and pets the rabbit

Queen Neah takes the water and drinks it

Queen Neah: I... don't know

Exile Nea how can a rabbit help me break in

Druid Junior rabox*

Queen Celia he's a rat

Druid Junior as soon as I figure out how to get away from these assholes for five seconds I'll let u know

Queen Celia: Well do you feel bad?

Druid Junior and she's a dunce who failed her biology classes

Queen Celia excuse me as a queen I aced all of my studies

Queen Neah is just staring straight ahead Queen Neah: I feel great

Druid Junior suuuuure you did

Queen Celia .......She feels concerned Queen Celia: Great? Queen Celia of course I did you animal!

Witch Mana turns into a cat

Exile Nea ties his hair back with a little ribbon Exile Nea too warm

Witch Mana ​<maybe I'll just let you do your own thing>

Exile Nea: You're ​joking Exile Nea: You can't just get me into this mess then ​leave​ when it starts to go south

Witch Mana <​I'm tired and I've been around too many people>

Druid Junior probably couldn't tell the difference between a porpoise and a giraffe

Sir BEEFSALOT is looming behind right behind nea

Lady Aleria uh oh

Exile Nea oh no Exile Nea smells BEEF

Queen Neah: Yes Queen Neah: it's amazing

Exile Nea turns slowly

Sir BEEFSALOT swoops nea up

Queen Celia: .....

Exile Nea YELPS

Druid Junior oh wait, u aren't holding me? Okay

Queen Celia: You didn't eat something in the garden did you?

Lady Aleria perks at the yelp

Druid Junior leaps off the shoulder then

Exile Nea: Put me down!!!

Queen Celia goodbye nea

Sir BEEFSALOT holds her by the back of her dress

Lady Aleria dont break another leg

Sir BEEFSALOT: ​I know what you're UP TO

Druid Junior haha very funny

Witch Mana growls

Druid Junior hops toward the gate

Exile Nea: I'm not up to anything! Let me ​go!! Exile Nea: This is NO way to treat a lady!

Queen Celia is the rabox escaping?

Druid Junior yes keep screaming now he won't have to follow his nose

Lady Aleria should she follow the yells? Lady Aleria yes. follows the rabox

Sir BEEFSALOT: you're coming with me. Sir BEEFSALOT throws her over his shoulder and heads off

Druid Junior oh hey they're coming this way

Exile Nea starts pounding on his back with his fist

Sir BEEFSALOT no Sir BEEFSALOT i'm heading away from the palace

Lady Aleria: Excuse me, sir?! What are you doing?!

Druid Junior oh well SLOW DOWN

Exile Nea: I'm being HARASSED

Druid Junior CANNOT RUN THAT FAST RN Druid Junior okay maybe he can it just hurts

Exile Nea will Make A Scene

Sir BEEFSALOT looks back and sneers

Lady Aleria glares right back. you dont scare me

Druid Junior wouldn't it just be a shame if he were to. Bite the beefcake's leg

Sir BEEFSALOT: are you in on this?:

Lady Aleria: In on what?

Queen Celia Neah where do you find these fucking guards omg

Queen Neah uhhh idk

Exile Nea all i did was talk to my cat Exile Nea let a fake woman live her life

Sir BEEFSALOT turns around Sir BEEFSALOT: let me bring her to the queen.

Lady Aleria: I am the personal guard of Queen Celia, here to visit your Queen and I demand to know what is going on!

Queen Celia touches Neah's forehead

Druid Junior bites the beefcake harder

Queen Celia: Are you sure you're okay

Lady Aleria: And i hate to be frank, but the Palace is the other way

Sir BEEFSALOT: I don't take orders from you. Sir BEEFSALOT animal im covered in metal

Exile Nea FLAILS

Sir BEEFSALOT bitch did i not turn around

Exile Nea LET ME DOWN

Lady Aleria oh you did

Witch Mana is following closely behind

Lady Aleria steps aside

Druid Junior fINE he'll just growl menacingly

Sir BEEFSALOT wtf is that thing

Druid Junior oh hi cat Druid Junior bitch r u blind I'm a rabox

Lady Aleria my pet?

Exile Nea on one hand this is humiliating. on the other, at least he's taking me to the castle..?

Witch Mana meows at the rabox Witch Mana ​<nea, stop flailing your legs, you're wearing a ​dress>

Druid Junior sniffs at the cat

Exile Nea o h

Druid Junior u smell weird r u really a cat

Exile Nea stops flailing

Lady Aleria: THen to the palace. Now

Exile Nea actually flushes a little. does NOT want to be found out as a dude right now.

Sir BEEFSALOT was already on his way smh

Druid Junior: RIP Nea }

Queen Celia no don't come over here you guys are going to give the Queen a heart attack

Druid Junior good Witch Mana no i'm not

Druid Junior one less person between him and the shinies

Queen Celia shut up you rat Exile Nea: ..At least allow me the dignity of ​walking.

Druid Junior you shut up u ignoramous I'm a rabox

Queen Neah sighs happily

Sir BEEFSALOT: ​No.

Druid Junior growls at the beef

Queen Celia idgaf what you are

Lady Aleria picks up the rabox, so his leggy isnt sore no more

Queen Celia: Uh...Neah?

Sir BEEFSALOT enters the palace Sir BEEFSALOT: where is the queen

Queen Neah: yess

Queen Celia oh shit they're coming

Lady Aleria: Last I heard, her quarters

Queen Celia: You seem out of if

Exile Nea fuck Exile Nea prays that this goes well

Druid Junior welp Druid Junior goodbye exit strategy Druid Junior why ya'll gotta make this hard

Lady Aleria yep

Sir BEEFSALOT stops Sir BEEFSALOT: I cannot go into her private quarters.

Exile Nea: What a shame.

Lady Aleria: I will go and get her. Stay here.

Exile Nea nooooooooo

Queen Celia start praying Nea

Lady Aleria she then ascends the stairs and makes her way to the Queens room Lady Aleria knocks on le door

Druid Junior just flicking his tail in irritation

Exile Nea: ...Will you let me down ​now?

Queen Neah falls on his back

Queen Celia hears a knock and walks to the door Queen Celia wait Neah wtf

Sir BEEFSALOT drops her on her back

Queen Celia: Um, hold on! Queen Celia rushes to Neah

Exile Nea ​!!

Queen Celia: Are you okay?

Sir BEEFSALOT grabs her hands and arrests her

Queen Neah rolling Queen Neah: yes

Queen Celia: Neah!

Lady Aleria: My Queens?

Queen Celia: Pull yourself together!

Exile Nea: I don't understand why I'm being apprehended! Exile Nea: I haven't done anything!

Queen Celia: Aleria is that you? Come in!

Lady Aleria: My Queens, a guard has-

Druid Junior ew, you two

Queen Celia: A guard has what? I think something is wrong with Neah

Sir BEEFSALOT: Shut your mouth, gypsy.

Queen Celia ew that rat

Exile Nea scowls Exile Nea ...

Queen Neah is wiggling on the floor

Druid Junior RABOX*

Lady Aleria: A-a guard has captured someone, they wish for Queen Neah to see them.

Exile Nea howre you gonna arrest me when i got only one hand Exile Nea cuffs aint gonna work buddy

Queen Celia: Well Neah doesn't seem to be in any condition to do so-- Neah!!

Sir BEEFSALOT then u are cuffed to me

Lady Aleria put a cuff on the nub

Exile Nea nooooooo Exile Nea tugs his arm. Exile Nea: At least tell me why I'm here

Queen Celia grabs Neah's shoulders

Queen Neah: ( idk why but i fuckin laughing at the image of neah just wiggling on the floor and celia desperately calling his name

Lady Aleria: They were trying to get into the Palace

Queen Celia: ( I AM TOO FU CK

Druid Junior: SAME }

Lady Aleria: [] is neah being possessed

Queen Celia: There's too much happening right now! We need to prioritize Neah's health go find a doctor!

Queen Neah: ( ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lady Aleria nods and leaves the room, leaping down the steps three at a time. hold on rabox

Queen Neah: ( haha that's funny. NEAH being the one possessed Queen Neah: ( lolllllllllllll

Queen Celia: ( LMAO CAM PLEASE

Druid Junior excuse u u do not bounce the rabox

Lady Aleria: Queen Neah is in no shape to see the prisoner at the moment. She needs a doctor- NOW

Queen Neah grabs the bed

Exile Nea blinks Exile Nea ??????? what is going on

Queen Celia: Neah can you hear me?!

Exile Nea: What's wrong with the Queen?

Sir BEEFSALOT frowns

Lady Aleria: I am not sure..

Sir BEEFSALOT: I'll fetch one immediately. Sir BEEFSALOT pulls 'anne' to her feet Sir BEEFSALOT goes in search of a doctor

Queen Neah mumbling

Exile Nea stumbles after this muscle mountain Exile Nea changed name to Gypsy Anne

Queen Celia holy shit ya majesty is losing it Queen Celia: Neah calm down what's wrong?

Sir BEEFSALOT goes to jirandai Sir BEEFSALOT: the queen requires you aid immediately, Sir BEEFSALOT: she resides in her quarters.

Queen Celia is rubbing Neah's back

Gypsy Anne: I would've been fine in the throne room, you know. I mean this kingdom no ill will

Queen Neah: i'm okayy

Gypsy Anne thats a lie but. w/e

Healer Jirandai: Of course. Healer Jirandai she's quick to hop up and rush to Neah's room

Sir BEEFSALOT now that they're gone

Queen Celia: You don't seem okay do you feel weird?

Sir BEEFSALOT pulls out the crystal ball. Sir BEEFSALOT: ​look familiar?

Queen Celia: You're acting very strange

Gypsy Anne: Hey--

Healer Jirandai: My queen, I am here..

Gypsy Anne so that's why my bag felt lighter

Queen Celia: Yes please come in and help Neah

Healer Jirandai: [] sir beefy is a ninja

Gypsy Anne: That's.. Gypsy Anne: A family heirloom.

Sir BEEFSALOT: ​It's witchcraft.

Healer Jirandai kneels beside Neah

Gypsy Anne: It's-- Gypsy Anne ohh no Gypsy Anne shakes his head and waves his nub Gypsy Anne: No-- You're mistaken

Druid Junior hops down

Queen Neah back arches and groans

Healer Jirandai: My Queen. Can you hear me?

Gypsy Anne: It's just a stone! Well, crystal, really. But that's ​all.​ Nothing magical about it

Sir BEEFSALOT: ​It showed me your plans.

Witch Mana remember when i said to keep an eye on that Druid Junior sniffs around for the beefcake and not-lady

Gypsy Anne it was in my BAG Gypsy Anne help me, rabox Gypsy Anne: I don't know what you're talking about! Gypsy Anne backs up as much as he can while shackled

Sir BEEFSALOT: you'll be burned at the stake.

Gypsy Anne: ​I'm not a witch!!

Sir BEEFSALOT yanks her over with a tug of his arm (ow)

Druid Junior oh look found them

Witch Mana scared kitty is ready to dip out

Gypsy Anne ​<MANA>

Witch Mana is backing up

Druid Junior hmmmm what to do he doesn't want to risk changing and being confirmed as a shapeshifter but

Robin Hood around somewhere, doin something

Lady Aleria: Unfortunately that is not for ​you ​ to decide, guard

Queen Celia: How is she doctor?

Sir BEEFSALOT ignores her Sir BEEFSALOT lmao, youre not important

Robin Hood to aleria

Queen Celia don't piss off my dragon tamer

Healer Jirandai: I'm not sure, she is moving too much for me to pin point what is wrong

Robin Hood do i need to steal a lady?

Druid Junior growls at the guard

Queen Celia she'll feed you to Drakon

Gypsy Anne is fully prepared to break his own hand to pull it out of this cuff

Robin Hood robin was there.. somehow?

Gypsy Anne pls dont get stepped on, weird furry thing

Sir BEEFSALOT: Maybe I'll throw you to the boys, first.

Robin Hood wait no

Queen Celia: Neah stop moving! Let the doctor help you

Robin Hood sees the knight and the girl from the window Robin Hood in her most girlish voice Robin Hood: "Oh! Sir Knight!"

Healer Jirandai: [] how much is that girl in the window?~

Robin Hood: I need you!

Gypsy Anne: || 2 much 4 u

Druid Junior rams into the guards leg and growls. Not like it does much but he's still thinking give him a moment

Druid Junior: lmfao }

Healer Jirandai: [] pfft

Healer Jirandai places her hands on Neah gently, trying to calm her Queens movements

Gypsy Anne cannot believe that his brother has abandoned him Gypsy Anne holy s h it

Queen Neah kicks

Queen Celia Neah no! Queen Celia: Oh dear

Witch Mana still here. just in the process of ditching

Robin Hood louder

Gypsy Anne youre as good as gone if youre not HELPING ME

Robin Hood: ​SIR KNIGHT

Sir BEEFSALOT: ...

Gypsy Anne is that Gypsy Anne robin?

Druid Junior knocks into the beef's leg again Druid Junior metal kinda hurts

Healer Jirandai: My Queen, please calm down

Sir BEEFSALOT kicks the rabox away

Robin Hood: There is a LADY in DISTRESS

Druid Junior that hurts more

Sir BEEFSALOT what

Queen Celia rip rabox

Sir BEEFSALOT what the fuck do i look like

Lady Aleria my pet! how dare you

Sir BEEFSALOT prince charming

Robin Hood a knight

Lady Aleria a guard?

Robin Hood unless yous a lil bitch

Gypsy Anne o shit

Lady Aleria ooooooooooo

Queen Celia: ( LMAO ROBIN

Gypsy Anne u gonna let her talk to u like that

Queen Celia dang

Sir BEEFSALOT im gonna let her stay in 'distress'

Robin Hood to the beefknight i'm a man

Sir BEEFSALOT while i deal with you

Robin Hood a small man Robin Hood a sman

Queen Celia sman Queen Celia okay

Druid Junior sman

Gypsy Anne is just gonna aggressively try and pull his hand through this cuff

Lady Aleria LOL

Robin Hood fucking swings on a rope from the window jack sparrow style

Sir BEEFSALOT grabs her by the hair

Queen Celia: Here let me help hold the queen down while you examine her

Robin Hood and into anne and the beefknight

Druid Junior why ya'll gotta come riding in how am I supposed to change with witnesses smh

Sir BEEFSALOT lol nah. left.

Robin Hood prepare for impact

Queen Celia is attempting to hold down Neah

Lady Aleria: [] -SINGS THE POTC THEME-

Druid Junior: lmfao }

Sir BEEFSALOT: ( cmon yall Sir BEEFSALOT: ( u cant make conflict EASY

Gypsy Anne: || u just like bullying nea

Robin Hood: ((robin is the size of a child Robin Hood: ((or Robin Hood: ((well

Sir BEEFSALOT: ( i like bullying every muse 4ever

Robin Hood: ((yeah

Gypsy Anne you know what there's only one thing he can do in this situation

Healer Jirandai her hands glow green. perhaps is she uses a bit of Cure, the Queen will calm

Gypsy Anne SCREAMS

Queen Celia: ( CAM NO

Druid Junior if he left rabox is chasing

Lady Aleria jumps in a frighten

Sir BEEFSALOT covers her fucking mouth wtf

Robin Hood picks up the rabox

Gypsy Anne bites his gross hand >​B(

Robin Hood: Lead the way, furry one!!

Lady Aleria runs where that scream came from

Druid Junior wtf why are you picking me up let me go u swine in tights

Sir BEEFSALOT that's it

Robin Hood point the WAY

Sir BEEFSALOT takes off the cuffs and fuckin manhandles her

Lady Aleria sprints at the guard

Druid Junior thIS IS NOT CONDUSIVE AT ALL ARE U DUMB

Lady Aleria if she sees him

Robin Hood sets the fluff down just lead the way dammit

Sir BEEFSALOT pulls a sword to her throat

Druid Junior huffs

Sir BEEFSALOT try it, aleria

Queen Celia wOAH

Druid Junior but is gonna go running for where the guard went

Lady Aleria slides to a halt

Druid Junior: that escalated quickly }

Lady Aleria: [] it did omg

Gypsy Anne well this isnt a position he ever wanted to be in

Robin Hood sneaks around to the other side

Queen Celia: ( it's getting real

Gypsy Anne stops struggling immediately

Sir BEEFSALOT: ( this is nothing compared that ONE night ('8

Robin Hood: ((lol yeah

Gypsy Anne is this what neah felt like last time i was here

Sir BEEFSALOT: ( with the fucking fall of versalice Sir BEEFSALOT: ( that was fucked up

Druid Junior: the what }

Lady Aleria could use a shout, but that lady is too close

Queen Celia: ( I missed that one right?

Sir BEEFSALOT: ( i think so

Gypsy Anne: || it was Bad

Robin Hood is on the other side of anne and beef

Sir BEEFSALOT: ( nea cut out his eye and cut off his own hand in that one

Druid Junior hmmm is it worth him risking his life just for this? Probably not

Robin Hood: ((it was a thing, that's for sure Robin Hood: Knight!

Sir BEEFSALOT: ( and then his daughter also was killed ('8

Queen Celia: ( holy shit

Druid Junior: ah }

Robin Hood draws sword

Druid Junior nah not worth it

Sir BEEFSALOT cuts her a bit

Druid Junior but y'know what

Gypsy Anne uhmmm excuse me rabox Gypsy Anne im definitely worth it

Druid Junior makes for a perfect distraction to get his shinies and go now

Queen Celia RABOX YOU SLY RAT

Lady Aleria perhaps Bend Will will work

Gypsy Anne winces and tries to lean away from the sword, even if it means leaning back into mr. beef

Robin Hood rabox i'll give you the elf jewels i snagged in you bite this guy

Druid Junior thanks not-lady you served the purpose he wanted either way :')

Queen Neah gets up

Druid Junior um he is covered in metal I won't get anywhere with biting I tried that

Queen Celia ???

Druid Junior but like

Queen Celia: Neah....?

Lady Aleria the shout makes animals, people, and even dragons do my bidding

Druid Junior thanks for the pettings and everything bye

Robin Hood his FACE

Queen Neah hobbles out the  door and down the stairs

Druid Junior um he's got a SWORD

Healer Jirandai: My Queen?

Druid Junior nah

Robin Hood also has a sword

Druid Junior no thanks

Queen Celia: Woah hey!!

Gypsy Anne: Just-- Just ​let me go

Queen Celia runs after Neah

Robin Hood holds out a crown

Druid Junior I ain't dying for anyone

Robin Hood: Knight, look what I stole~

Healer Jirandai follows behind her, lifting the front of her simple dress

Robin Hood is it kanda's? yes it is

Queen Neah is prob going to fall down the stairs Queen Neah is holding onto the wall

Healer Jirandai please dont

Queen Celia fuckfuckfuck

Druid Junior now where was that treasury again

Gypsy Anne robin after this will u give that to me

Queen Celia: Neah wait!

Robin Hood locked you lil fluff Robin Hood like hell

Sir BEEFSALOT fuck yall i got a hostage lmao

Queen Celia reaches out to grab Neah's arm

Robin Hood: Knight! Look! I'm a criminal with the king's crown!

Queen Celia this beefy bitch

Druid Junior I'll find a way :3

Witch Mana trots into the middle of this and just Witch Mana meows Witch Mana: meow

Robin Hood aww a kitty

Healer Jirandai mana wtf

Queen Celia wow

Druid Junior oh good your cat can save you while I steal the treasury

Queen Celia rabox why

Sir BEEFSALOT for some reason Sir BEEFSALOT he reallllllllllllly hates this cat

Druid Junior um why do u think

Gypsy Anne glares at the cat Gypsy Anne: ​DO SOMETHING

Druid Junior like legit I wanted to go home days ago with the shinies u assholes I don't like any of you

Healer Jirandai perks up. this little dragon landy has good hearing Healer Jirandai she can hear y'all

Gypsy Anne is yelling at a cat. too distressed to care.

Queen Celia you're right why do I ask

Robin Hood grab the floof first jirandi

Druid Junior why do u ask? Best question so far Druid Junior do not grab the floof I will bite your face off

Witch Mana licks fur

Healer Jirandai oh look a rabbit. picks the rabbit up Healer Jirandai: fun biting scales

Robin Hood ready to fite the knight

Druid Junior bITES HER FACE OFF

Queen Celia someone skin the rabox

Robin Hood neah your knights are terrible

Queen Neah hopping down the stairs Queen Neah jolly day

Gypsy Anne someone skin this beefcake

Healer Jirandai holds the rabbit thing at arms length

Queen Celia: Oh no you dont!

Robin Hood believe me i want to

Gypsy Anne im in no position to do it myself

Queen Celia anne no

Druid Junior bITES ARMS THEN

Queen Celia grabs Neah's arm Queen Celia: Neah stop!

Robin Hood commits the extreme crime of putting kanda's crown on Robin Hood dammit knight do your job

Druid Junior gdi I hate you all

Robin Hood shrugs

Gypsy Anne this is pathetic. feels pathetic.

Robin Hood: ((its a crime to put a royal's crown on if you arent royalty

Healer Jirandai: [] oooh

Sir BEEFSALOT: where is the queen

Druid Junior: okay but does the guard actually care }

Sir BEEFSALOT: ( ^^^

Healer Jirandai: On her way, I think

Queen Neah trips

Healer Jirandai: She was descending the stairs with Queen Celia

Queen Neah falls on face LOL

Robin Hood: Nah!! Robin Hood: *Neah!! Robin Hood: ((NAH

Queen Neah: ( Nah!!

Gypsy Anne STOMPS ON THE GUARDS FOOT even though its useless

Druid Junior: XD } Druid Junior just going to sit here huffing Druid Junior or hang here? However he's being held

Sir BEEFSALOT smh nea u were a knight at one point, u know that doesnt work

Robin Hood was literally dancing around wearing THE crown

Queen Celia falls as well since she was holding onto Neah Queen Celia: Ouch...! Neah! Are you okay?

Queen Neah looks up with a bloody nose Queen Neah: ​yes

Queen Celia: You are NOT okay Queen Celia begins to dab Neah's nose with her sleeve

Queen Neah: ( I THOUGHT CELIA WAS LEGIT DABBING BC OF HIS FALL IM FYUCKING CRYING

Queen Celia: ( LMAOOOO Queen Celia: ( FUCK I'M CRYING THAT MENTAL IMAGE

Healer Jirandai: [] CAM

Queen Neah: ( B Y E

Robin Hood: ((FUCKING DABBIN

Queen Neah gets up and hobbles over to the throne room Queen Neah: where's jed

Queen Celia this fucking zombie Queen Celia: Wait--what? Jed? Queen Celia: Neah wait you're acting weird somethings wrong

Healer Jirandai: My Queen!

Queen Neah: I just saw that silly one! Queen Neah looks around at all of this

Sir BEEFSALOT what

Druid Junior growls and squirms Druid Junior let me go asshole

Queen Celia: What

Healer Jirandai lifts a hand to Neah's face to heal her nose

Druid Junior tired of being manhandled damn

Robin Hood freezes

Gypsy Anne i know it doesnt work but i can TRY

Queen Neah: who is that

Queen Celia: Neah...

Robin Hood slowly takes the crown off

Sir BEEFSALOT ok but anne has a nice little body ngl

Gypsy Anne h e l p m e

Robin Hood five seconds from tackling beef

Queen Neah starts walking over to anne and the guard

Robin Hood four

Queen Neah everything is spinning

Healer Jirandai Jirandai looks at the guard with death in her silver and orange eyes

Gypsy Anne please be careful, there's a sword right by my n e ck

Robin Hood three

Queen Celia looks around because what the FUCK is going on

Queen Neah: give her to me

Queen Celia: No Neah get back here! Queen Celia follows after her

Lady Aleria: My Queen!

Queen Celia: Ah, Aleria Queen Celia: What's going on here?!

Gypsy Anne gulps

Sir BEEFSALOT: ..............

Lady Aleria: This man is not a true guard of Queen Neah Lady Aleria: He has no honor

Sir BEEFSALOT lets go of her

Lady Aleria: Earlier he suggested he give this lady to his men

Queen Celia: ......WHAT

Gypsy Anne wastes no time in stepping the hell away and rubbing at his throat

Sir BEEFSALOT you werent even here for that

Druid Junior kicks free

Queen Celia sighs heavily

Healer Jirandai drops the rabox

Robin Hood puts hand on anne's shoulder

Queen Celia: You, guard! Explain the situation to me!

Druid Junior hops over and just plops down on the not-lady's foot

Queen Neah stands above anne

Druid Junior growls at the guard

Healer Jirandai stands behind Neah

Gypsy Anne so many people Gypsy Anne this is Very different from the last time I was here

Druid Junior I am not a people I am a rabox

Gypsy Anne why is my alter ego more popular than I am

Queen Neah: ( HA

Druid Junior b/c u might be useful that why

Healer Jirandai: [] dont worry nea, ria misses you a little

Queen Neah: don't I know you

Queen Celia because your alter ego didn't sleep with the queen and anger the king

Gypsy Anne glares at the guard before looking to neah. oh. hi.

Robin Hood chicks before dicks gurl

Queen Neah well

Gypsy Anne: ..That's because I'm not even ​from​ here. I was just admiring the palace when HE arrested me

Robin Hood chicks+neah before dicks

Queen Neah: ( LOL

Robin Hood: And she wasn't breaking any laws Robin Hood unlike me Robin Hood constantly

Sir BEEFSALOT: I refuse to speak unless ordered by the king or queen.

Druid Junior hops up and puts paws on "Anne"s leggy and makes rabbitfox noises

Robin Hood do you thang neah

Lady Aleria: Celia IS a Queen.

Robin Hood awws at the rabfox

Lady Aleria growling Dragon tamer

Sir BEEFSALOT stfu aleria youre so stupid

Queen Celia: Well your queen is currently unfit to give orders so how about orders from your allied country's queen?

Gypsy Anne glances at the rabbit.. fox... thing

Druid Junior wags tail hi

Queen Celia bless you aleria

Gypsy Anne picks it up. I want fluffy comfort right now

Druid Junior yes, good. I am v fluffy

Healer Jirandai kneels by the lady-nea, her tail resting on the ground beside her

Sir BEEFSALOT: I plead the fifth.

Healer Jirandai: are you alright? do you have any injuries?

Gypsy Anne: I'm ​fine. Gypsy Anne just massively uncomfortable

Queen Celia: We're in Galaeldan not America

Queen Neah: all of you leave

Gypsy Anne pets the creature

Druid Junior chirp-purrs happy fox noises

Queen Celia looks to Neah appalled

Healer Jirandai bows to her Queen and turns to leave

Robin Hood neah wtf

Queen Neah: get out

Queen Celia: Leave?!

Robin Hood yeah i need to go hide your husbands crown

Queen Celia: Neah...whats this all about?

Gypsy Anne glad to know that neah's still missing a few screws. some things never change and that's oddly comforting.

Queen Celia: ( LMA O

Queen Neah: I SAID LEAVE

Lady Aleria picks her Queen up and leaves the room

Gypsy Anne backs up before turning to leave, casting one last glare to Beefboy

Queen Celia looks shocked but grits her teeth

Sir BEEFSALOT leaves

Queen Celia DAMN IT ALL WHAT IS NEAH'S PROBLEM

Robin Hood pulls anne away

Queen Celia: ( I love how aleria just takes the queen and leaves haha

Lady Aleria: [] aleria aint fuckin with neah lmao

Queen Celia: ( xD

Gypsy Anne breathes a sigh of relief once they're out of the room. who knew being a woman could be so stressful

Queen Neah just sits in the middle of the throne room and stares at the wall

Queen Celia she kicked us out to stare at a fuckin wall

Healer Jirandai remains outside the throne room in case she is needed

Queen Celia: Aleria you can put me down now

Lady Aleria places Celia down

Gypsy Anne: That man should be ​locked up. Gypsy Anne or hung

Lady Aleria: Apologies my Queen

Queen Celia: ...Thank you

Robin Hood: agreed Robin Hood totes stealing all his pants later mwahahaha

Gypsy Anne that bastard took my crystal ball and everything

Druid Junior just gonna keep making happy fox noises for now

Witch Mana oh wait Witch Mana i exist

Druid Junior FINALLY away from those other assholes

Gypsy Anne this weird little guy reminds me of tim. i miss tim : (

Queen Celia Anne please

Robin Hood tttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmm

Queen Neah where is rope

Lady Aleria nO

Druid Junior yES

Gypsy Anne do NOT

Druid Junior ONE LESS SHINY OBSTACLE

Queen Celia NOOOOO

Gypsy Anne RABOX HOW COULD YOU IM SCRATCHING YOUR EARS AND EVERYTHING Gypsy Anne DONT ENCOURAGE BAD THINGS

Queen Neah stands up

Druid Junior do u know what I've been through the last few days trying to get ONE shiny Druid Junior do u

Robin Hood sticks an elven diamond in the floof's face Robin Hood here's a very valuable shiny

Lady Aleria: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/anim... }

Druid Junior perks ears oh shiny

Robin Hood take it and leave

Queen Neah grabs something and leaves through a hidden exit

Druid Junior bitch I will

Queen Celia: ( LMAO SAME

Gypsy Anne sighs softly and fixes all his hair

Druid Junior grabs the shiny and hops down Druid Junior bye bitches

Gypsy Anne goodbye, weird thing

Queen Celia guys someone check on the queen

Robin Hood looks over anne Robin Hood: Do I know you from somewhere?

Healer Jirandai: My Queen..?

Gypsy Anne glances at Robin, then away Gypsy Anne: Doubtful. I never forget a face.

Robin Hood: You sure?

Queen Celia after all the trouble that rabox gave us are you really letting it escape

Gypsy Anne: Positive

Robin Hood i might have gifted you a stolen thing once

Druid Junior after all the trouble I gave YOU?

Healer Jirandai frowns a little Healer Jirandai: My Queen?

Robin Hood i gave him an elven diamond it should be enough

Queen Celia fight me you little rat

Robin Hood it was in a cave in a big mountain

Witch Mana thunderstorm starts

Druid Junior fuck ya'll, I'm prancing right out the front door and I am never, ever coming back

Queen Celia: .........

Witch Mana really loud lightning

Druid Junior you're all crAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZy

Robin Hood hope i didnt start some kind of blood feud between the elves and the dwarves but whatevs

Healer Jirandai opens the door to the throne room

Gypsy Anne is mana upset again

Healer Jirandai: me shriek

Queen Celia have fun in the storm rabox

Healer Jirandai shriek

Queen Celia: ( ME SHRIEK

Healer Jirandai: [] SH

Witch Mana: ( me shriek

Queen Celia: ( lmaoo

Healer Jirandai: [] MY LAPTOP FREEZES WHEN I TYPE

Queen Celia what was that shriek?! Queen Celia: Guys did you all hear that?

Gypsy Anne oh god, what now

Healer Jirandai frANTIC DRAGON LADY RUNS OUT

Robin Hood runs to jirandai

Witch Mana from a distance

Healer Jirandai: SHE'S GONE

Robin Hood runs INTO jirandai Robin Hood: oof-

Queen Celia: WHAT?!

Witch Mana: it's a sad day Witch Mana: but what better way to end with than death

Healer Jirandai: THE QUEEN

Robin Hood gawd mana youre so dramatic

Gypsy Anne follows the ruckus

Healer Jirandai: SHE IS GONE

Gypsy Anne: The Queen is gone?

Queen Celia: ( CAM DID YOU JUST KILL NEAH

Robin Hood immediately starts for the servants tunnels

Gypsy Anne oh fuck what's neah doing now

Robin Hood: NEAH Robin Hood: NEAH??

Witch Mana: ( ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Healer Jirandai: [] cam pls no

Robin Hood: ​NEAH

Queen Celia: We have to find her! Queen Celia: Everyone search!

Robin Hood you can hear her shouting through the stones Robin Hood this birbs got some PIPES

Queen Celia starts frantically running throughout the castle

Witch Mana: she's gone.

Gypsy Anne joins the search. he knows the castle better than most, not that he's gonna let them know that Robin Hood yelling neah's name Druid Junior its just a storm nothing compared to dealing with u ppl

Queen Celia left the chat

Gypsy Anne: Your majesty!? Queen Neah!! Gypsy Anne is trying real hard not to look as concerned as he actually is

Witch Mana youre all stupid

Druid Junior excuse u Druid Junior not ALL Druid Junior there's me

Gypsy Anne do u really think we're gonna accept that he's just. gone.

Robin Hood mana fite me Robin Hood neah's my FRIEND

Witch Mana: ( hey hey hey

Lady Aleria found jed, now she'll find neah

Druid Junior I'm gonna totally accept that he's just. gone. lol Druid Junior but have fun ya'll

Lady Aleria: [] junior; lol fuq bye

Druid Junior: p much XD } Druid Junior: he's just } Druid Junior: "I got my shiny I'm good B)" }

Witch Mana: ( big time skip. 3 months later

Gypsy Anne: || jesus christ

Lady Aleria: [] omg

Gypsy Anne: || is neah still mia

Robin Hood worried to the point of literal sickness over the time skip

Witch Mana: ( hey. look, in the apoc au, we've done a YEAR time skip

Gypsy Anne: || we've done like. over that.

Lady Aleria: [] well yeah lol

Gypsy Anne: || fuq is nea still stuck masquerading as a woman

Robin Hood hasn't touched her lute in a week

Witch Mana: ( ngl probably coz otherwise he'd be kicked tf out

Robin Hood only stole an apple from the garden

Gypsy Anne: || apparently there must be at least one crossdressing nea/h in the castle at all times

Witch Mana: ( LOL Witch Mana lays on nea's lap and stares up at him

Gypsy Anne has been hanging out. the plan went to shit. where the hell is neah.

Witch Mana dead

Gypsy Anne frowns at mana. still lowkey salty about all this shit.

Druid Junior so like... if everyone is all depressed and shit then could he just... nab all the shinies now? Druid Junior shinies won't make the pain go away might as well take 'em Robin Hood touch my friend's treasury and i'll put you in the ​oven​ flurball

Lady Aleria laying on her dragon, has had the sads for a long time

Druid Junior you'd have to know I'm here to do that and I learned my lesson last time Druid Junior ultimate stealth mode Druid Junior no manhandling Druid Junior no pain Druid Junior all the gain :')

Gypsy Anne idly pets Mana

guess who joined the chat

Gypsy Anne hey rabox, wanna steal me my ball back

Witch Mana yawns

Druid Junior new phone, who dis

Healer Jirandai sad dragon lady, sitting in the garden amongst the flowers

Gypsy Anne: Do you think I've learned enough here yet...? Gypsy Anne keeps his voice hella quiet Gypsy Anne is so sick of this.

guess who comes in through the main doors :b

Witch Mana shakes head and sighs

Lady Aleria lifts her head up off her arms

Robin Hood drinking juice from a flagon

guess who goes into the throne room

Robin Hood hugging jed's doll guess who changed name to neaaaaaaaah

Gypsy Anne there is a disturbance in the force Healer Jirandai pushes herself up off the floor and returns to the throne room. sometimes she's been sitting on her knees in front of the throne

Gypsy Anne squishes mana's toe beans Gypsy Anne has honestly just been lounging in the gardens a lot. it's comforting there.

Healer Jirandai: [] toe beans~~

Witch Mana mews Witch Mana dont i have the cutest push piddles

Gypsy Anne adorable

neaaaaaaaah oh hello jirandai

Healer Jirandai squeaks

neaaaaaaaah looks like complete shit but has a certain scarred handed baby with him Healer Jirandai gasps and rushes over Healer Jirandai: My queen.. is this why you left..?

Robin Hood has jeb's doll

Healer Jirandai: [] WHAT DID I MISS

Robin Hood the most precious object in the kindgom

neaaaaaaaah: I'm not sure why I left

Healer Jirandai: Do you have an injuries that need tending to?

neaaaaaaaah probably but neaaaaaaaah shakes head

Gypsy Anne huffs and stands up Gypsy Anne brushes off his dumb dress

neaaaaaaaah 's head hangs as he smiles at jedediah

Healer Jirandai: What about the child?

neaaaaaaaah: he is alright.

Gypsy Anne time to wander around and see what the latest gossip is

Healer Jirandai bows her head respectfully

neaaaaaaaah: I'm not positive with how I'm doing

neaaaaaaaah changed name to Queen Neah

Healer Jirandai: It's alright. just take things slowly.

Witch Mana stares up at nea Witch Mana what u doin

Gypsy Anne: I'm bored of just sitting around

Witch Mana tilts head

Queen Neah yawns

Gypsy Anne: Don't give me that look Gypsy Anne: You can either come with me or do whatever it is you do when you disappear

Healer Jirandai: We must get you to your quarters so you can rest..

Gypsy Anne waves his hand dismissively

Witch Mana gets up Witch Mana is willing to follow

Queen Neah: I can't get up

Gypsy Anne walks back into the palace

Gypsy Anne but where to go

Witch Mana trots after

Healer Jirandai: Do you wish for me to carry you or get someone to carry you? i believe Aleria is just outside..

Queen Neah nods slowly

Healer Jirandai: Alright, I will go and get her

Queen Neah prob had a hurt foot and prob too weak from not eating much anyway

Healer Jirandai quickly leaves to retrieve Aleria

Lady Aleria practically sprints inside after Jirandai speaks to her

Queen Neah: hello, aleria...

Lady Aleria quiet yells of neah's name because she wasnt sure if neah wanted everyone to know she was there

Gypsy Anne why is everyone migrating to the throne room Gypsy Anne better check it out

Robin Hood sees neah Robin Hood and a BABY

Lady Aleria picks Neah up gently

Robin Hood: N-Neah?? Robin Hood: JEB?

Lady Aleria careful of the baby

Gypsy Anne did someone say?? neah?????

Robin Hood jogs over

Gypsy Anne peers into the throne room Gypsy Anne Holy Fuck

Queen Neah hugging jedediah close

Robin Hood comes close Robin Hood: i-is that? Robin Hood starts to tear up Robin Hood pulls jed's doll out of her pocket

Queen Neah: -Jed is babbling-

Gypsy Anne wanTS TO GO OVER THERE BU T. ​Anne​ doesn't know Neah

Robin Hood holds jed's doll out to him Robin Hood she's not crying youre crying

Queen Neah come over anyways Queen Neah ik the real u

Lady Aleria smiling at Neah and the baby

Gypsy Anne thatd be suspect af though Gypsy Anne i have an IMAGE

Lady Aleria just get over here

Queen Neah: Jedediah is a year old now....

#Chatzy #archive #royalty au #Rogue Shitwitch verse #{--it took me like #DAYS to edit this damn thing #and there are #like 21 more of these RIP--}

[dimsumdamsel]

92 truths that you dont really need to know about me but im gonna tell you anyway ! !

rules: once you have been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. at the end, choose 25 people to tag!

tagged by: @slavshiro ohoo THANK YOU ILY

LAST… [1] drink: water [2] phone call: my mom just called me to tell me to turn the stove on [3] text message: the love of my life, sonia!!! [4] song you listened to:  말이야 (I Mean That) by CLC!!! quality song  [5] time you cried:  dec 8 when i thought i only got 10/60 on my calc final cause i had an anxiety attack in the middle of it and called my cousin on her birthday and cried to her about being worthless and how my parents deserve a better daughter, one more like my successful brother :^) i havent cried since then because im even more dead than ive ever been :^)

HAVE YOU EVER… [6] dated someone twice: nope, i dont want to relive any of my past relationships; i mean it ended for a reason so? but maybe for a future relationship if it comes to it?? theres still an extremely low chance of it happening though lol  [7] been cheated on: not that i know of but probably not [8] kissed someone and regretted it: ksjngkejrnkgne yeah, elementary school with isaiah mike lmao what a mistake  [9] lost someone special: mmmm not recently  [10] been depressed: i’m honestly not sure– like its not bad enough to where i would need medicine but i do feel down, empty, and find it hard to be happy a lot?? its mostly cause of school but baHhhhahaH yikes dog pictures never fail to cheer me up though [11] gotten drunk and thrown up: im a good girl, i dont plan on drinking until im legally allowed to lmao even than, i probably would still be reluctant 

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS: [12] orange (orange clothes are ugly though) [13] cream / white !  [14] dark blues ! 

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU… [15] made new friends: sweats honestly no, i havent made any new friends for a couple years now? i mean i met people form key club but i dont talk to them often  [16] fallen out of love: i guess  [17] laughed until you cried: i think so  [18] found out someone was talking about you: yO SO MY FRIEND TOLD ME TODAY THAT SOMEONE I DATED KEEPS TELLING MY OTHER FRIEND THAT HE MISSED ME AND honestly get over me please, like its been like what nine months now and youre not going to get anywhere with mulling in the past? dont bother other people about this because they dont want to hear it.  [19] met someone who changed you: NOT IN THE PAST YEAR KFKNDFKE [20] found out who your true friends are: i never have fake friends? like even if they wanted to gain something from me there would be nothing to get lmao [21] kissed someone on your facebook list: nAH

GENERAL… [22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: probably a little more than three fourths [23] do you have any pets: i have a six inch fish, my dad has a six inch fish, and my mom has two smaller three inch fish (the ones my dad and i own are at least five years old now and the ones my mom has are less than a year old) [24] do you want to change your name: nope, my parents chose it for me and i want to honor that, plus i dont think any other names would suit me  [25] what did you do for your last birthday: i went out to eat kbbq with sonia and then stayed home for the rest of the day !!!!! thank you sonia ohoo i would’ve just spent it doing nothing wihtout you kjngkjer [26] what time did you wake up: 6:30 am [27] what were you doing at midnight last night: dinking around on my phone probably [28] name something you cannot wait for: short term: the week to end, long term: owning a dog  [29] when was the last time you saw your mother: 3 minutes ago  [30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: i wish i was more confidant about myself and my ability to do things  [31] what are you listening to right now: good luck by aoa [32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: i know a tommy??  [33] something that is getting on your nerves: :3 [34] most visited website: “tinklr dot hell” [35] elementary: i miss my elementary school friends : ( [36] high school: fuck the counselors  [37] college: high school + more crying honestly, i like it though, i feel more free (at least in the running start program lmao) im waiting to see if UW seattle and bothell want me next year though and i really want to die at the though of them not accepting me cause i’ll just be an even bigger disappointment to my family lol  [38] hair color: dark brown but a chestnut-ish color in the sun (i really want to dye my hair so its that chestnut color all the time though) [39] long or short hair: i like short hair but i currently have long hair thats three or four inches under my armpits, i plan on cutting it soon though [40] do you have a crush on someone: no serious ones, just the “wow he smiled at me “ and “gOd he held the door for me i am Snatched” kind of little crushes [41] what do you like about yourself?: i like that i was able to make good friends [42] piercings: ears [43] blood type: B+ i think– not completely sure if im + or - but i know its B for sure [44] nickname: none, just pet names from sonia and jiejie by gil ohoo [45] relationship status: single and not really looking for anything, i just want a dog [46] zodiac sign: sagittarius [47] pronouns: she/her [48] fav tv show: i surprisingly have a lot of favorite american shows like bones, psych, monk, criminal minds, leverage, saving hope, pushing daisies, ghost whisperer, basically all shows on ion tv minus law&order, then theres gravity falls and bobs burger, and then a bunch of animes and dramas [49] tattoos: none but ive always wanted one either on my wrist or inner arm ! [50] right or left handed: right handed

FIRST… [51] surgery: never  [52] piercing: ears [53] best friend: lisa! we’ve literally known each other since we were born and shes always going to be my favorite cousin and one of my best friends [54] sport: track  [55] vacation: dont remember very well?? i saw some vcr tapes of us going to disney in 2001 though [56] pair of trainers: ive never had any trainers, just running shoes?? i had small red sandals that squeaked whenever i walked when i was a kid though 

RIGHT NOW… [57] eating: nothing [58] drinking: water (ive been drinking so much water lately but i’m always thirsty so i lowkey think theres something wrong with me) [59] i’m about to: knock out  [60] listening to:  情歌王 by leo ku (its like a compilation of classic love songs thats 13 minutes long but i could sing the entire thing karaoke style easily)  [61] waiting for: death  [62] want: to not disappoint my parents, my friends, or myself anymore  [63] get married: eventually i guess  [64] career: student, scribe/visual interpreter/reader/proctor for my college’s DSS 

WHICH IS BETTER… [65] hugs or kisses: hugs !  [66] lips or eyes: eyes ! ! which is funny cause making eye contact with people makes me Uncomfortable  [67] shorter or taller: taller please, im tired of being the taller friend and i want to feel small for once  [68] older or younger: older, i’ve had enough with younger guys lmao  [69] romantic or spontaneous: romantic but spontaneous is good too  [70] nice arms or nice stomach: arms i guess  [71] sensitive or loud: sensitive?? [72] hook up or relationship: relationship wtf i dont even get how hook ups work alright  [73] troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant lmao 

HAVE YOU EVER… [74] kissed a stranger? no what the heck [75] drank hard liquor? nope  [76] lost glasses/contact lenses? lost contacts (which sucks cause i wear hard contacts since they cant make soft ones with my prescription and only replace them once a year, thankfully i can use the ones from previous years) but never glasses  [77] turned someone down: no  [78] sex on first date? yikes no  [79] broken someone’s heart? ya but it was for the best [80] had your own heart broken? ya but i was never that sad about it [81] been arrested? no oml i sweat every time i see cop cars [82] cried when someone died? no one close to me has died so far, but i def cried at the ladies’ code car accident  [83] fallen for a friend: nope 

DO YOU BELIEVE IN… [84] yourself? i want to  [85] miracles? yes but i have yet to witness any [86] love at first sight? mmmm to a certain extent– i think its mostly based on looks but when you get to know them that when the real love happens [87] santa claus? used to exist probably  [88] kiss on the first date? depends  [89] angels? yeah, why not 

OTHER… [90] current best friend’s name: sonia del casal : ) [91] eye colour: dark brown [92] favourite movie: listen ive watched your name (kimi no na wa) a grand total of sixteen (16) times and i could still watch it another ten times (i love to suffer)

tagging @sweet-hunny, @hideous-kojimmies , @panda-p-king, @puervy , @otonai , @izumiiz , @hxanns , anyone cause yikes i dont know very many people

#no need to actually do it if i tagged to too btw #its just for fun and whatever #thank you for tagging me again though ohohohoh ily #dimsums demise

[calumcest]

(part 1 of many) I know I’ve only been gone for like three days but as always I have a lot to say so here I am, prepare yourself for a long boi and by boi I mean ask not anything sexual don’t get it twisted. first, I’m done painting my room and I ended up doing the walls off white for the top half and a dusky pink for the bottom half. I love the way it looks but the amount of times I swore at the painter’s tape while trying to put it on in a straight line should probably count against it.

(part 2) also, since I’m 5’1” and do not own a ladder, I was on my tippy toes for like two whole days, and now my legs refuse to support me like what else are they even here for?? also also, you were right about me hallucinating! except not from sleep deprivation, it was from paint fumes bc I forgot to open my window. Lol, that reminds me I have a great story about a misadventure w chloroform, lmk if you want to hear it. next order of business, I’m here to gush about your writing again.

(part 3) honestly who do I stan more, you or 5sos? Pretty sure it’s you; everything you write just flows SO naturally. It’s like the type of thing I can read and then not realize how long I’ve been reading bc it’s so easy to lose myself in. Beyond that, every time you post something I go back to my debate au and write like four sentences bc ur writing actually makes me feel inspired it’s that good. Specifically about the soulmate fic, GOD the slow burn might kill me but I love it.

(4) Also, I wholeheartedly expect some insider secrets about London in the form of fic shenanigans like if that’s where they are I want some content in case I ever visit. Also, the newest addition to the holyverse is undoubtedly my favorite, despite not having any idea who Noel/Liam Gallagher are, other than men people question your attraction towards. Which, like, I usually trust your taste bc Taron and Richard Madden, but Helen, I’m truly sorry, having just looked up pictures I can not support

(5) you in this endeavor. Now, adding to the discourse about having too many tabs open, I’ve never related to anything more than my family being just me and my 3000 tabs. I finished all my final projects two weeks ago, and yet I still refuse to close any of the tabs I used. I always feel slightly ridiculous every time I have to go back to an old tab by like remembering when I was thinking something, like “hmmm I looked up the spotlight effect in between that YouTube video and that fake online

(6) online shopping spree, so the tab should be roughly at the halfway point between those two” yeah I’m bad at math but those are some calculations I am more than capable of doing. I think that’s probably all tumblr will let me send for now, but you should expect me to be back later bc my ability to ramble is still unparalleled anyways have a lovely day/night/whatever time it is in England -arbor day

that sounds like EXACTLY the kind of room i would like to live in i vibe with that so hard also i hope you managed to get some SLEEP in the few days you were gone don’t think i forgot about your 40 hours of wakefulness also yes please i do want to hear this chloroform story i forgot chloroform still existed i always associate it with like. jack the ripper

STOP?? this is the sweetest thing in the world i do not deserve these compliments you are too fucking lovely to me truly i cant believe firstly that you enjoy my writing tha tmuch and secondly that it inspires u to write?? ICONIC from u u shoudl write more and then post it xoxoxoxoxoxo 

i cant even tell you how refreshing it is to write london me in the last chapter writing the exact directions from the aquarium to charing cross because i know central london like the palm of my fucking hand whereas whenever theyre in sydney i’m like Luke walked down the street <3 Luke got on the train <3 SNKDJFNKSJDF 

I’M SO GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT please support my potential britpop au where i have calum in oasis and michael in blur (if u dont know they were like. At War in the 90s and constantly having a go at each othe rin the media and vying for awards like releasing songs on the same day etc) so its got britpop and romeo and juliet vibes and malum were childhood friends who drifted apart in late adolescence...please...ALSO!!!! look ok i totally understand my taste now is highly questionable i cannot contest that BUT liam gallagher was fucking pretty back in the day (example example example) and i also personally think noel was (example example) but i will still accept criticism on that. BUT LIAM??? come on he gets rights 

GOD I FEEL THAT SOOOOO HARD ur just like...but what if i Still Need It for Some Reason. i believe in u though u can close those tabs although i have to say i literally cannot speak the number of tabs i have open right now would send some people (bella) into heart palpitations i genuinely have so many tabs open that chrome isnt showing me all of them but what am i meant to do...close pictures of liam gallagher looking pretty? absolutely not. i want to have them there so that when i do look at the tab i remember oh yes thats a picture of liam looking pretty so i can click on it observe him being pretty then go about my day 

ALSO i hope u are having/have had a good day too i am glad to hear from u again i hope all is well and that you are SLEEPING well 

#arbor day #ref #Anonymous #helen answers

[flavorednarry]

who do you think the album is about then ? his ex secret girlfriend ? 😂

well…. tbh, i’ve never really spared much thought on “which mysterious girl” must’ve influenced those lyrics cuz, i kinda find them relatable to my own breakup.. so for me, it has always been like- hmm.. yeah.. i get it Niall.. thank you for sharing.. hope you get to move on asap cuz you deserve so much better than this.. love you. i guess i personally dont wanna give any importance to the ‘ex’.. what’s more important is the lessons you learn from your experience and how you turn them into your strengths..

but since you’ve followed up with this ask in my inbox, i pondered over it quiet a lot.. and here’s how it went *bear with me*:

to begin with, lets rewind back to when nolo was being concieved.. niall was 22, free from the hectic 1D schedule for the first time in 5 years.. aka the first time he got a real opportunity to reflect back upon his life since that xfactor audition kicked off..

try to place yourself in his shoes and think.. you’re most likely to relish in your achievements for the first few weeks.. then you come down from your high and the reality of a normal life routine hits you.. you try to cope with it for few weeks but get extremely bored.. so you plan a long getaway trip with your friends.. you get to look at the world from a different perspective.. you enjoy it.. maybe you spot honeymooners among fellow tourists.. and wonder.. these locations are indeed so scenic.. wish i too had someone to romance with :) but, YOU DON’T have anyone! oh the woes of being single! anyways.. so here you are having a personal moment, feeling inspired and so you pen down some lyrical notes in your leather-bound book..

you try to look back into your past and think about the time when you had an active lovelife.. NOW, if i think about the known bits of his love-life, only Holly and Celine come to my mind.. sure, there were others who were rumored to be his girlfriends at various points of his 1D (aka mostly teenage) life.. but, hear me out-

CELINE is certainly not the inspiration for Flicker cuz she arrived in June 2016 and Niall started writing songs in March 2016 viz. soon after he came home from his south-east-asia trip.. and according to Niall, he was in a good song-writing phase at that time.. he wrote This Town, Flicker, Too Much To Ask during this phase..

so, let’s think about these lyrics.. he says This Town is obviously inspired by his hometown Mullingar.. and the lyrics have a duality in a sense that you can relate them to the literal town itself or to your ex/first-love.. in Niall’s case, it could easily be Holly.. their relationship was out in the open, all over the internet when they were 16 and he had just hit enormous popularity on txf as a contestant.. if you look further, you’ll find Niall himself stating on television that they mutually broke-up because they didnt wanna endure the pain that came with the long-distance relationship on account of his success at txf..

CUT TO 2016! he’s gone through and lived his popstar life for six years and is now back home, being the same down-to-earth local irish lad but without Holly this time.. the reason they decided to break-up doesnt exist anymore.. and yet, he cant have her back cuz, she’s moved on.. and graciously! he is genuinely happy for her.. they are still in touch with each other through mutual school friends, he spots her every now an then whenever he’s in Mullingar or Dublin.. and why wont he? after all, they used to hangout in the same pubs with same friends back in the day.. and there are- what? 26 pubs within one mile radius in Mullingar? *gasp* you dont say!

so yeah.. imagine him longing for that selfless-innocent love-life.. its only natural for Niall to cookup an au where he can have the same Holly back as his gf..

My heart is hopingYou’ll walk right in tonightAnd tell me there are things that you regret‘Cause if I’m being honest I ain’t over you yetThat’s all I’m askingIs it too much to ask?

He also said

Too Much To Ask

is actually what happened after

Flicker

When you lay there and you’re sleepingHear the patterns of your breathingAnd I tell you things you’ve never heard beforeAsking questions to the ceilingNever knowing what you’re thinkingI’m afraid that what we had is goneThen I think of the startAnd it echoes a sparkAnd I remember the magic electricityThen I look in my heartThere’s a light in the darkStill a flicker of hope that you first gave to meThat I wanna keepPlease don’t leavePlease don’t leave

.. so i guess this could be them thinking of breaking up and him secretly being selfish and hoping (back in 2009) for a future reunion (viz. present day 2016).. he couldnt say that out loud cuz they were so young and he probably thought he’d move on and find someone else so, better not to keep Holly hanging, right?

And now, coming to all those rumored girlfriends he’s had during 1D era.. i dont know about about all of them.. but, amy, ellie, barbara, melissa, selena are few of the names that floated around.. each of them latched on to him most likely due to his fame.. if any of them were indeed dating him seriously, none of them could probably keep up with his vivacious personality, his loyalty towards that anglo-irish friend circle, his constant on-the-road life, etc. that ultimately led to insufficient boyfriend time, which obviously none of them were okay with.. neither would you be if you were a teenager.. so none of those supposed 'girlfriends’ hold dear to niall’s ailing heart imo.. certainly not enough for him to write a break-up song about.. plus, he’s good friends with almost all of them even today (his instagram activity checks that out)..

BUT, maybe he reflected back upon these casual relationships too to look for inspiration when he hit that “bad-song-writing” phase he talks about.. maybe it was during this phase that he realised that he was looking back at his teenage love-life from an “adult” Niall Horan’s point-of-view.. maybe it was during this time that he sat along with other songwriters and bounced off ideas.. maybe it was during this phase that he decided to take a back-seat on the lyrics front and focus on writing melodies instead.. maybe it was during this time that they wrote songs like On the Loose and Mirrors. Maybe this was also the time he remembered watching House of Cards on netflix.. maybe that was when he probably flipped the title and wrote down Paper Houses in his notebook.. and then came across the note during these writing sessions and they wrote the song around it? maybe by now he was in “good” song-writing zone again and thus songs like The Tide and On My Own were born? I remember him saying they wrote On My Own in a frustrated drunken state.. there was a lot of shouting of lyrics in the studio.. they were letting out their frustration with their single-lives and lack of good inspiration i guess LOL..

Anyways, going back to speaking of “Niall Horan - the adult’s perspective”.. i guess this version of Niall was also curious to know whether Holly or any of his ex’s suffered heartbreak the way he did.. he probably wanted to include the girl’s point of view as well on his album, especially after all that venting out they did in previous songs, it’s only fair to hear out stuff about heartbreak from the other end, right? He’s a 21st century lover after all.. believes in equal opportunity.. understands that relationships and heartbreaks are a two way thing.. maybe this is when he really looked up to the talent that is Ruth Anne Cunningham.. cuz, i find it hard to believe that Niall or any man would conjure up lyrics that resonate so well with a girl’s point of view without having a female co-writer on board.. so here we are with beautifully written songs such as Seeing Blind, Fire Away, You and Me and Since We’re Alone ! Also, since we are on the topic of Niall being a gentleman, you cant ignore the lyrical play of words in Slow Hands -

“We should take this back to my place”That’s what she said right to my face

can you? Throughout the slow-hands-promo-tour he has been saying, they wanted to twist the song’s sexy vibe and have those words being said from a girl’s point-of-view..

To conclude, Niall has said in his interviews, there was certainly only one girl who he wrote songs about for his album and then there were other songs which are not derived from his personal life but are more inspired by people he is surrounded by in his day-to-day life.. some of them maybe about ex’s of his friends who share the same sentiment of breakup as he does.. we’ll probably never know their names and I personally dont think I need that bit of information.. what am i going to do about it? nothing.

If you read this thoroughly, thank you for your patience! :)

#niall #flicker

[my-s0ul-is-l0st]

Oh fuck off

So i log onto snapchat and check my snap maps as usual and Matt is with marni and seshi. Logically, i know matt’s not with marni but my heart still skipped a beat. Like wtf my supposed ‘best friend’ is meeting up with my ex and hanging out. 

Anyways I messaged her just to like vent and tell her my thoughts on saturday night. And fuck me she was insensitive. Just reiterated to me that he wants nothing to do with me and she said ‘he fucked up’ ‘he just wanted a neck on’. Like gheeez i already know that, you don't have to be such a bitch about it!

But here are my thoughts on saturday. Obviously i can hardly believe it happened. Little me that thought i would never see or speak to him again got to get with him - on his terms!!!! I’m confuse because there’s that quote ‘a drunk person’s words are a sober person’s thoughts’. And if that’s so then that makes me so happy! There was so many nice things he said to me about trusting me and us having been so close. He remembered things that i thought he would've forgotten about after 4 years. Which just makes me think that surely he MUST think about it for it to still be on his mind all this time later.

Marni thinks I'm reading too much into it, and tbh i probably am :( But i drunkenly sent him a text at like 4am like ‘you're the biggest headfuck ever’ and to my surprise i received a reply. He said ‘sorry why did that happen’ to which i replied ‘lol fuck knows, r we just forgetting about it?’ RIGHT, so he could’ve just said ‘yeah think that’s best’ or something there and then. But no, he changed the conversation and totally swerves my question. At least if he said ‘can we forget about it’ i clearly get the message that he wants to forget about it. But shocker he leaves me in the dark and now i have no idea where i stand.

I know he was drunk when he said all those things. But that pisses me off when people say ‘oh he was drunk it meant nothing’. Like he's DRUNK not A DIFFERENT FUCKING PERSON! It’s still him, his mind, his words.. He initiated the whole conversation so why am i the mug (yet again). Not only that, but one thing he said was ‘I've never had anything with anyone like i had with you. Haven’t had another girlfriend since’ which is all well and good saying but its true! He actually hasn't!!! So surely that shows that he’s being truthful and i must be the reason for that.

I drove past his house 3 times today. I am a psycho. I was driving for over an hour to build up the courage to go right past his house but i couldn’t. I couldn’t only just make it past his street. I’ve almost used a whole tank of petrol on him ffs ahaha. I took his valentines card from 2014 round with me because weirdly it gave me some sort of comfort and warmth. It tells me he loves me in it :) 

Stupidly i think he’s going to come outside my house like i do to him to see if he still has feelings. But he won't, I'm a psycho..normal people don't do that. Whenever i get a snapchat i think it could be him, but obviously it never is. I literally cannot comprehend how he means so so so much to me yet i was a drunken neck on to him. Tbf thats an improvement on being ‘just his annoying ex’ like before. 

This is ridiculous. My heart is broken all over again, CANT HE JUST LET ME MOVE ON. I don't understand how he can't see that us being together would be perfect. We’ve done the whole awkward talking thing, seeing each other naked for the first time, meeting each other’s parents. So if we rekindled we could just skip to the amazing stuff because our connection already exists and is really strong. We could be so perfect together. He could be the cure to my heart ache over Nan. He could help me pass my exams, give me that bit of hope for the future that i currently lack in. He could heal my broken heart that he smashed to pieces. Redeem himself. Fix me. Because, well, i am broken.. 

[ffadedgrey-blog]

13/ 271117/

HAHA the challenge omg. shall write errrrr 6 posts tonight? although i shld be studying hm

02 - Your First Love

interesting, never really a contender of the concept. have believed and maybe still believe that theres no such thing as what we see and feel are motivated by physical attraction and its hard to see past that. but i guess maybe it does exist? 

i would consider my “first love” to have been at the start of secondary school life. well in spite of me feeling that it was still more of physical attraction it felt the strongest ive remembered and the longest lasting one. hmm this is a weird topic to discuss it makes me feel weird to just discuss it. i guess honestly i believe that it exists and maybe am a bit annoyed that it hasnt happened to me yet and this lack of feeling it makes me honestly quite resentful towards events and maybe some negative emotions towards my being. but hey i’m awesome! i love myself for who i am. maybe a small percentage i feel i could do better/a small part of me may feel that i’m a ridiculously unrealistic and insufferable human being (at times of course) but i love me for who i am and am still very convinced that im on the right track and should just go on living life as i have been (:

03 - Your Parents

I love my parents, absolutely no doubt about that. I can go on and on about what lovely human beings they are. totally selfless and loving and warm and sweet and every diabetes-triggering objective that u can seek to name. but they can be such pains in the ass sometimes, it sends me on such emotional roller coaster rides sometimes. incredibly whiny and stubborn sometimes haha it really can get me into a bad physical and mental state at those times and i absolutely despise it esp if i have no capacity and energy or whatsoever to deal with that when i already cant handle my own shit. i can proudly claim to be an exact replica of my dad, hes extremely tolerant of me and my various emotional swings and idek he gets me! the 0/100 mentality, how we bond over mutual hatred of stupid/no iq or eq ppl/idiots from work/passion and outlook of life/standing up for what we believe in (although he goes overboard). We are both extremely idealistic looking ppl and thats both our strongest and weakest points, weakest coz it gets both of us into trouble in our respective fields. thats why the brat in me, although i can see his point of view and how much he loathes his job, i cant help but get annoyed that he wont suck it up coz unemployment is equivalent to a sign of weakness to us and weakness is not good. my mumu is another really interesting human being HAHA i love her extroverted but warm personality. shes so whiny when she gets upset (which is 90% of the time talking to me, and 100% of the time when she is forced to give me rides and will immediately be reduced to none whenever i text her a long chain of hearts and love youuuuuuu - and this is how u can tell that she is lovable) hehe i love how i can joke with them incessantly and they will get over it after a while. its really like making friends with your parents, and really literally life support during archi sems. literally life support. like they cry when they see me cry. ok they make me stronger (:

04- What you ate today

Seriously? what kind of response did u expect to hear? hm

i ate sushi express, the usual, sashimi on rice and shrimp sushi too. lathered in wasabi hehe.

05- your definition of love

not this again. omg i will get back to this when i have the patience to talk about this in greater detail and emotion.

06- Your Day

hm. this can be an interesting one.

for starters if u considered my day to start from 24hours before, i can say that i started the day off by furiously swiping on tinder. lol. funnier coz i spent so much time swiping left and swiping right was such a rare occurence and yet i used up enough rights to make tinder reject my last swipe right and ban me from swiping right more till 12hours later. and the guy who i wanted to swipe was actually cute. so what happened? i swiped up. lol i never intentionally swipe up HAHAHAHA.

so i told doro and she asked me to hit him up after seeing his profile: quote “HIT HIM UP” “HIT HIT HIT” 

“How long are you gonna keith me waiting?”

what followed was a regrettable move on my part. absolutely embarassed to say that i actually did that. and im still awaiting a response from the text i sent out around an hour ago WHYS HE KEITHING ME WAITING. ok stop.

so doro and i just went on sending each other keith puns the whole night, ok exaggeration the whole hour. anyway yes besides this incident i also got to say that i should not have expected much brain on these apps. and yeah i met too many of these ppl since mad swiping last night. but ok i might still be keeping myself entertained which was my reason for doing that in the first place.

[not-tryin-2-have-a-debate]

part 2 poetic waxing

i keep getting really mad at my ex the second i realize i was thinking something thats not real

because to the best of my knowledge she read this blog and heard me talk about my expiriences for so long and then she,,,,completely misunderstood them and tried to replicate them in a way that doesnt. make sense. and isnt what this is. and im still hoenstly really offended by that because wow. and i just wanna say like. especially since this blog is pretty much entirely Unseen now

like

im still terrified to recognize myself as psychotic

i dont want to be psychotic

im afraid to talk about it with my doctor or even touch on the symptoms and eps of it and im terrified to get put on pills for it and its a shit show

i think with the people im closest to i try to normalize the idea of being that way with myself

and i pretend the idea of being psychotic doesnt terrify me and say it freely because its not going away and im scared and i need to learn to not be so scared if im going to deal with it in any capacity i need to be able to recognize it

it was a long process.

i didnt start being that way overnight and i didnt recognize it until way after it started

and its not just 1 thing

to me the embodiment of it and the whole problem is that youre just constantly trying to figure out whats real and whats going on like your being hit on all sides

id describe my perception of and ability to perceive reality as a wall thats always being eroded down but can also have parts break off or have holes blown in it at any second...and im constantly trying to build the wall back up and reinforce it and repair it. but i usually dont have a fully formed wall and even if i got there id only be able to maintain it for so long until half of it got blown up again. etc etc wall metaphor if i leave it itll just fuckin collapse entirely

but yeah yknow like.

a delusion isnt just ‘when you think something that isn’t real.’

and like not to dip a bit too much into tumblr vocab and context or whatever but like,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the way Neurotypicals take symptom descriptions at total face value is...tiring. idk how else to describe it. theres so much context missing.

these symptoms for me started up when i was a kid and got worse.

it was because i have so much family history with this shit that i finally noticed it and compared and recognized the beginning to get worse problem

because ive seen it in my brother and my uncle and my grandma and my family for years and i know it up close and personally

i dont just have some kind of kooky thoughts that i recognize arent real while im having them. my ability to do that at all came with practice and time and repitition.

i dont know when im not dreaming.i see and feel things that arent there.

i think thoughts that i cant recognize as mine and are usually a bunch of nonsense word salad shit.

i have real prolonged trouble recognizing myself as a human being thats physical and has human limits.

i have toruble percieving the present. i have trouble remembering the past.

i constantly really for real feel like ive seen this before.

every time i have deja vu i like have a whoel fuckign Moment lmao

i assume people think the worst of me and want to hurt me.

i assume the end of the world is happening out of nowhere and i really think its happening.

i think God is trying to punish me.

I think spirits are coming after me.

I really believe it.

I spend my day crying and panicking and hiding from shit that isnt real.

i convince myself my whole life is some kind of divine punishment.

its on top of that and

its after years of that

and years of seeing family members older than me and farther into it than me degrading at the same time

that i think some dumb shit and immediately catch myself

or that i think im getting psychic messages and can immediately be like ‘ok calm down’

its because im trying to convince myself im NOT like a psychic prophet and ive been able to recognize it before that i can see a message for what it is and recognize what im doing

its bc ive corroborated the expirience with my brother after doing it for years and years already

i didnt wake up one day and start thinking i was a prophet but also recognizing thats crazy yknow

i thought i was a prophet and then as i grew up i started realizing that it was crazy because i found resources and saw what my family was going through and got so sick of the worst parts and thought something had to be wrong with that picture

and even then the messages arent a delusion

having dejavu and being suspicious of it isnt a delusion

wishing something was true isnt a delusion

believing in gods and spirits and weird reincarnation stuff isnt a delusion

they’re parts of a whole and thats only a few of the parts

like an example of levels

really liking a celebrity isnt psychotic

wishing you were married isnt psychoticdaydreaming about being married to them isnt psychotic

imagining they’re talking to you or they’re addressing something in an interview to you isn’t psychotic, in and of itself (imagining the message but also kind of beliving it also isn’t )

actually beliving they’re addressing you in an interview or something isn’t a delusion, and though its like Psychotically-associated isnt An Automatic Sticker Of Psychosis slapped on your forehead

forgetting you aren’t acutally married sometimes isn’t a delusion.actually beliving you’re married to them is a delusion.

you won’t be able to recognize it as that until later.

the other behaviors, for you, since youre having a delusion, will come off of that.

someone non-delusional who really loved to dream about it might convince themselves into some magical thinking about the celebrity.

for you though, its because you’re married. you’re literally actually married so of course they’re leaving little hints for you! you never get to see each other!

you rationalize it.

because you believe it and having someone put a crack in things you believe in is scary for anyone.

i mean especially wow if someone told you were werent actually married to your spouse and didn’t even know them? they didn’t even know youre name or that you existed? that would be horrifying. of course youd come up with rationalizations.

and that delusion probably started because you really liked them and because you were lonely. but also because youve been having some issues and either are psychotic, were developing psychotic symptoms, or like Had The Propensity To Be Psychotic in general yknow like. the seeds were there or you were already living life as a psychotic tree and this was just a new branch.

after a while they might start to get it.

they might start poking holes in there own reasoning and being brave enough to follow that path.

and hopefully from there theyll get to the still-beleving-it-but-also-recognizing-its-’fake’ stage.

there are a lot of reasons i dont want to be psychotic.

no one should want to be.

anyone who says they want to be is either someone who’s a disgusting creep thinking other peoples crisises are some hot edgy mysterious shit OR theyre a psychotic person trying to humor themselves and be okay with themselves.

and you should be ok with yourself but that shouldnt replace wanting to improve and manage that really scary world-ending parts of shit.thats a whole other topic though

like

i dont want to be psychotic because im terrified of slowly loosing my mind. thats a freaky prospect that no one should really want. i only want that when im suicidal and wish i just didnt have a mind to think with at all kind of shit.

i dont want to be psychotic because i dont want to keep having these episodes and seeing this shit and thinking this shit. a lot of it is absolutely terrifying. other things are less active but like...i wish i could trust anyone ever. i wish i could trust my own judgement. i wish i didn’t get obsessive and weird about contamination and not be able to eat food or need to contain myself from freaking out if certain people touch me. that shit isnt cowering from God under a desk but its annoying and i don’t want to be doing it. i wish i could stop doing it.

i don’t want to be psychotic because once youve had it confirmed that you believe things that arent real that makes it just that much harder to trust literally anything you think.i have to check everything with people because what if im wrong or assuming or jsut being crazy or i thought something up that isnt true.and we all seem to have an amazing knack for like doign that whenever we were actually with reality, and forgetting to do it when we do actually have something a little confused lol. maybe thats subconscious.

i dont wanna be psychotic because i want some things to be true!! you know!! and learnign they arent is, again, confusing and really scary. no matter what it is. but if its something that you like or that brings you some kinda positive shit then thats even worse to have taken away and have be a lie. and even worse a Crazy Lie.

i don’t know how much of my religious views to trust and thinking that anything i believe in or think is up for questioning brings up a whole lot of good things that i dont want to be up for questioning.part of the reason im scared to go on meds is because im really worried some good things will turn out fake and go away.

im worried about what all could just like...dissappear. what if the whole world changed. what if im wrong about more than i thought or something that id never even considered.

like.....im out of steam now but.

yeah. idk