#call one of my roommates

[hugheses]

beginnings: the hughes brothers

#hate how this and the nico one are capitalized differently #thank you to solip1386 for having an msg+ subscription #everything about this is so cute. underrated is jack still calling alex turcotte “my roommate” #jack hughes #luke hughes #hughes brothers

[peaches2217]

I wrote one of my cruelest pieces eight years ago (I published it to AO3 in late 2018 but wrote it in early 2016), and every time I get an email that someone has given it kudos or bookmarked it, I get so happy. Like “YES! The suffering spans generations!”

Today someone left this comment on it and it’s added at least three more years to my life.

#I wrote this in college and had my roommates read it (as I had them read all my fics because they were THE best source of feedback) #they both cried and one of them started beating me up with a set of pillows #my DAD ended up reading this one. this is the one fanfic I ever showed him #he still brings it up every now and then. he called it ‘sick and wrong’ (in an affectionate manner… but he’s not wrong) #peaches screams into the void

[doyoueverstopandthink]

umbrella academy as things my friends and i have said (part 10):

luther: 

“what does it mean when someone says, ‘fuck it we ball’? fuck what? the ball?” 

diego: 

“this starry night lego set is missing a fucking bag from the fifth step. anyways, if you hear me screaming into pillows from my room, ignore it.” 

allison: 

“people are gonna think i have a lot of issues if they see me call you [bro] and babes out of context.” 

klaus: 

“the main shared experience between queer people is wanting to marry their best friends.” 

five: 

“i just spent forty minutes solving a ted-ed riddle video, but i did successfully solve it, so i’ll count it as a win.” 

ben: 

“the picture of dorian gray is the gayest shit i’ve ever seen and i see klaus first thing every single morning.” 

viktor: 

“can’t believe dad thought i was a cisgender, heterosexual, god fearing woman. literally what about me looks like i fit into any of those categories?” 

lila: 

“the coolest thing i’ve ever done was when i stopped a stopwatch exactly on five seconds.” 

#luther's quote is from one of my friends that doesn't have any social media #diego's quote is from my roommate #allison's is from my friend who calls me 'dad' as a joke #the ones from klaus and five and viktor and lila are all from me #and ben's is from my roommate askdfjkasdhf #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #lila pitts #the umbrella academy #tua #umbrella academy #umbrella academy incorrect quotes

[nyazhis-jsablr]

i drew circumsphere and cintagon kissing

god save our souls

#why #and they were roommates #oh my god they were roommates #the pink corruption #jsab tpc #tpc #jsab #oh god STOP HIM HES ADDING JSAB TAGS #just shapes and beats #NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #is quintagon their cousin though #the one thats part of a group #her brothers also in that group #that group is called danimal cannon #tpc broke me #bossfight

[mavlotov]

been indulging in modern au w my roomie and barto is for sure my fave so far… piercer by trade. he drives a hearse

#bartolomeo the cannibal #bartolomeo #one piece #he’s also a juggalo. obvi #so intimidating but literally the nicest piercer and will give u the best experience ever #mart #also my roommate called him ‘barfie’ offhandedly one time wnd now i cant not call him that #barfie warfie ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[nocturnalazure]

#ts3 #sims 3 #sims 3 story #sims stories #tteot story #liang wong #shu wong #laurie golzine #bjorn carlsen #i made an executive decision to rename 'alex' to 'bjorn' #he's called 'the dane' so it had to be some sort of scandinavian sounding #so i gave him the name of my roommate's boyfriend when i lived in denmark xD #i forgot that i already had an alex in my story - stella's husband #no one cares because no one remembers who alex/bjorn was xD #laurie arc

[autumnalfallingleaves]

This is what happens when you're gay, in college, and you and your roommates like Star Wars.

#star wars #star wars rebels #c3po #c 3po #lando calrissian #ezra bridger #han solo #luke skywalker #obi wan kenobi #the bendu #alexsandr kallus #agent kallus #beans rambles #names sticky noted over for privacy #anyway. one of my roommates and I put this up today and we are going to see how long it takes the other two to notice lmao #yes this IS what college students get up to! #and these names are all what we actually started calling these guys lmao

[ante--meridiem]

To socialise or not to socialise, that is the question.

#Looked at two places I could move out to & they are complete opposite vibes in terms of socialableness #Both have roommates ofc but one gives me a lot more of my own space & it seems like I would barely have to interact with them at all #So I'd be left pretty much completely alone. Which is usually the dream #And ngl knowing the other people there would keep to themselves & have no interest in knowing me is especially relieving #Given the whole thing that pushed me to move out in the first place #The other has extremely small & cozy vibes. Owner's stuff all over the place #By cozy I do mean cluttered #The girl I met with there (not the person I'd be renting from) gave me a tour for five-ten mins #And then the next 30 mins-60 mins we spent chatting over tea #Someone more sociable than me might call it instant bestie vibes #Which. Has been something I've kind of very much been missing/yearning for irl I will admit #& from the sound of it the person subletting has the same vibes with her #She says he's 'interesting' and 'I'd like him' #From the combination of her description and the clutter I'm getting eccentric professor vibes #Which is generally a good vibe to me #But I am even more skittish of renting from someone t #Too sociable #After prev landlord #Though I want to trust othet tenant's vibe check. Because it might actually be very nice to have some kind of real life friends #It's also a very different kind of sociable than prev landlord #She was 'chatty and gets you to open up easily' sociable & it sounds like the other guy will be approximately the same #& also 'repeatedly assures you can ask her to stop if she's being too much' sociable. Which is always a relief #Meanwhile prev landlord was 'wants to know why you're not relaxed & tells you you should be without doing anything to help you be' sociable #'gets very pushy about finding time to talk/hang out' sociable #'teases you for being awkward' sociable #None of which were the real issue with him of course. But they didn't help & I can't help but see them as red flags in retrospect #I'm currently leaning towards 'to socialise' because it was a very cosy vibe & I do feel starved of irl friendship just a bit #But it could either be very good or very bad #& I don't want to risk very bad again #Anyway. This has been missives from a pizza shop I ducked into to charge my phone before I go back to being lost in a snowstorm

[dreamyprinx]

so my roommate is playing genshin impact and I have a favourite character,,,

#whimsy whispers #crystalart.png #can this even be called art??? #I’m sure this has been done several times but I don’t care #genshin impact #paimon #paimon genshin impact #my roommate made one even better and I’m forcing them to reblog this post with their addition once they’re done #I hate this and that I spent time on it god #idk why that random white line keeps appearing it won’t go away so we deal with it

[a-pallid-mask]

me, at any given moment, under my breath: *john voice* arthur. arthur. ARthur. arthur. ARTHUR.

#its become a new vocal stim oops #imagine being my roommate getting breakfast and just hearing the name arthur being muttered over and over again #i cant really do an arthur voice bc british #but damn if im not getting good at ARTHUR #wait holy fuck one of my friends just uploaded something called arthur.png to discord what does it all mean #malevolent #malevolent podcast

[lorillee]

anyways this test is gonna be so baddddd ohh its gonna be awful i screwed up i legitimately forgot we needed our laptops and i didnt bring a charger and i had to use my laptop for another class and for complicated reasons i cannot go back to my dorm so i am just sitting here. waiting for this wretched bus. with the knowledge that my computer may die halfway through the exam

#HEL ON EARTHHHHHHH half of me is considering calling one of my roommates and asking them to bring me a charger #but idk i dont want to impose. like it is a good 13 minute walk from where im taking the test to the dorm #but i dont think i can make it there and back by myself in time since this wretched bus only come TWICE AN HOUR #and is a few miles from where i need to be. namely. the building where we’re taking the test #this sounds ridiculously stupid now though re: not wanting to impose because this is legitimately a midterm #but also idek if where we are being tested has charging ports. ok wel whatever im just gonna call

[doyoueverstopandthink]

umbrella academy as things my friends and i have said (part 7):

luther: 

“what day of the week was sunday?” 

diego: 

“i have a note of what i want for a birthday present so i can write down ideas throughout the year. it just says ‘legos’ on it and i don’t think i’ve touched it since i was 14.” 

allison: 

“just because i said ‘fuck you’ for having a reese’s doesn’t mean you get to call me a dumb bitch for calling my ex”

klaus: 

“anyways i’m in so much pain here’s a funny video!”

five: 

“autumn? you mean autism?” 

ben: 

“so klaus has just been vibing this weekend and i was wondering where he was at. boston. he’s in boston. he has somewhere he has to be in exactly twenty-six minutes and he’s in fucking boston.” 

viktor: 

“tchaikovsky is gonna be the death of me. i can’t believe it. the gay man. is gonna be the one that takes me out. i can’t believe this.” 

lila: 

“you gotta use your thinker to get a good thunk”

stan: 

“i just said that ‘saturday’ in spanish is ‘marrón’”

#so the ones from luther diego klaus ben viktor and stan are from me #i'd like to think i'm funny but i think being top of my class for so long just made me dumb as shit lmao #'this is me trying' by taylor swift sorta vibes <3 #the ones from allison and lila are from my roommate #and the one from five is from a friend who forgot that fall is also called autumn #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #lila pitts #stan tua #tua #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #umbrella academy incorrect quotes

[the-unconquered-queen]

#playchoices #I didn’t include the ES ones cause they weren’t about calling MC inexperienced (plus they were potentially pet names for longer) #but feel free to consider them for ‘other’ if you found them condescending #anyway these are the main ones off the top of my head #so for me it’s a tie between baby bird and landrat (rookie is god-awful but hear me out) #because i only played like 1 chapter of the roommates book but baby bird pissed me tf off cause it’s clunky and not even clever #and I loathe landrat becaude duh it’s awful but literally everyone else in the crew is a land dweller #so why is MC the only one getting called this shit?? we are TWO books in use their damn name #I could MAYBE get it for an orc MC who’s disconnected from the sea (and even then the rat bit is rude) but otherwise it's like #'Yes Imtura. We are land dwellers. We are literally on land rn. YOU'RE the odd one out. You're gonna have to get used to that.' #for someone who calls out other species' biases so much she really does act like the orcish lifestyle is the standard

[castielsparkle]

haai do you have that gif of that gay as fuck horse prancing about

WHY OF COURSE . YOUVE COME TO JUST THE RIGHT PLACE

#cas.txt #cas.ask #anon #FAV #h #thank u for this ask i was crying laughing reading it to my roommates this made my night #i hope this is the right one GSHHDBG #hes doing a little gait here i cant remember what its called but<3 #horse

[todayisafridaynight]

i HAVE to keep the daigo plush locked away lest i squeeze it every five minutes to alleviate the cuteness aggression i feel whenever i see it

#snap chats #being without my computer charger has been maddening #that makes me sound terminally online and its because i am. its also cause all i ever wanna do is draw :(( #AND I ESP WANNA WORK ON MY COMMS NOOOOO FUCK #i mean i was at least able to read through yakuza’s bias vol 2… so theres that… #MY SCHOOL STORE DIDNT HAVE LAPTOP CHARGERS i had to order one… hopefully it gets here Overnight like i asked….. if not ill kill #anyway. daigo plushie so cute :(((((((((((((((( #mine cute too but theres just something especially squeezeable about daigo #alas.. thats what the aoki plush’ll be for. my personal stress toy ☠️☠️☠️☠️ #lowkey i wish i also got ichi but then i remenbee they made him pale as all hell and Yeah Im Not Putting Money To That #THE SMALLEST BIT OF A TAN I BEG YOU RGG WHY IS HE SO PALE IT DONT LOOK RIIIIGHT :(((( #anyway.. i have my last class in half an hour… lemme drink this tea… #also Lowkey obsessed with my outfit today.. its that butterfly shirt + gold accessories since theyre monarch butterflies #tho Lowkey 2x the black and yellow remind me of the watase blokes from gaiden…… wack….. #ok bye its tea time #help one of my roommates just came home and she just announces like. ‘man those edibles were. OUGH’ #calling my dad to pick me up nooo im a lame straight edge dont talk about drugs around me ill scream and cry LMAO #ok im done byebye lemme drink this good god

[there-will-be-a-way]

Every Saturday and Sunday I go to the clinic to do an alcohol test - because being controlled is the only thing that keeps me sober (this plan was my idea, yes, I got praised for this by the staff 🙌🏻). So today when I went there, I asked to have a talk and confessed that I relapsed. I'm proud that I was honest. Even prouder that I stopped the relapse. I didn't continue drinking today - I genuinely didn't want to which is new.

The nurse thanked me for my honesty and offered that next time I can come over before I relapse and stay the night. Not sure if I'll manage to do that but I can try and it's good to have this option.

#personal posts #took my prn meds and staying in my roommates room #took my sleep meds early and now I'm about to watch a movie and call it a day #this morning I went to the gas station to buy beer for my roomie (cause it would have been a dick move to drink his beer without buying him #new booze #and I didn't buy any alc for myself (!!!!)) #very glad my responsible parts came out to handle the situation #they have Skills™️ #the older I get the more I realize that honesty is one of the most important traits you can have #I used to be so dishonest for real #but I'm making 'no lying' a rule #tomorrow when I go to the clinic for ergotherapy I'll likely have to write a behavior analysis (my beloved) smd that's it #no one got mad at me #positive experience #and I have therapy tomorrow too #it's gonna be a long day #*avoided staying in