#catch me if you can (ic)

[veryinnovative]

INO PLSSSSS. he's so boggled and confused when James says humans can't digest bones he's like what's wrong with your stomachs, are you still evolving? but he absolutely snatches and eats all of james' bones like okay well, im eating them then. i think he loves absolutely anything crunchy, and James could use that to get him to try all kinds of things, from fucking cucumbers to pop rocks.

oh god, him absolutely O . O watching james chew gum, shoving his fingers in James mouth to steal it from him?? (James bb, that's gotta be one hell of a shock for u, I know you weren't expecting his salt watery hands all up in your teeth but also you KNOW James was not expecting to be turned on by that either.) — honorablr mention for reg just inspecting james' teeth like, hmmm you have a weird much of sharp and not sharp, what's going on here 🤔🤔🤔🧐🧐🧐 once he gets a taste of soft+chewy I think he'd love it. i think it's novelty never fails to amuse him. hed like those sample packs of filled mochi, with beans and sesame and fruity centers, eating boba with a spoon after James puts in the weirdest bubble tea order ( "uhhhh, lemme get.... one matcha milk tea with boba, 100% sweetness, 50% ice and...... one brown sugar boba milk tea with 0% milk, 0% tea and 100% brown sugar boba.... please?" )

do you think he likes spicy food or so you think it's like how some animals just can't taste it at all? or is he like a cat where if it's even slightly too salty, he's turning his nose up 👀

any monsterfucker fic involving the creature-thing shoving their fingers into their beloved human's mouth for close inspection (or vice versa) will steal my heart always. he is running his thumb over james' teeth like,, interesting, how do you bite through the spinal cords of those who trespass your territory,,, and james is like (muffled) i don't?

also honorable mention of james daring to stick a finger in reg's mouth, instantly cutting himself on one of his many sharp canines, and flushing deep, deep crimson when regulus closes his lips around james' digit and sucks onto the pad of his finger, humming at the taste of his blood.

big fan of reg loving insane textures. haven't decided on the flavor profiles yet. it'd be funny if he is super sensitive to spicy food (shoutout to @static-radio-ao3 this 1 is for u) or turns out to be a super picky eater. but @likeprongstostars also painted this super funny image of regulus literally eating rubber which, as funny as it sounds, can also be quite applicable in this au to some extent. especially if we are going with the 'he is insane abt textures' quirk.

#answered #the boba order is funny #oh he'd love chewing on ice too #crunch #james: i can no longer afford catches of fresh fish. you will have this pesto pasta with me #regulus hissing like a spoiled cat: #i feel like this au wld work so well as a crackfic too

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

stardew mod where instead of unlocking willy's boat after you complete the community center you unlock willy as a romanceable option

#random thoughts #stardew valley #'aha a lady after me own heart' 'you can always count on a lady who fishes' 'if you catch every fish i have a prize for you' #'if i had more business i might be able to find some more time to show you something' #'come into my back room when you get the chance i wanna show you something' #idgaf about ginger island let me fuck the dilf #special dialogue during the dance of the moonlight jellies... the ice fishing contest...

[waffle-meringue]

After watching a lot of the playlists from Trelkez's Self-Curated Vidshow Challenge, @periru3 and I were inspired to make a few playlists of our own. We each independently made entirely female-centric playlists for each other's vids, and then asked "What theme would we highlight if we only looked at our vids for male characters?" And, well...this is what we came up with.

Sports Analogies (Sports Night) — Men will literally talk about sports instead of going to therapy.

Paperback Writer (Stephen King) — Men will literally sublimate their trauma into horror novels instead of going to therapy. [this isn't in the YT playlist due to copyright issues]

New Shore (Our Flag Means Death) — Men will literally run off to sea instead of going to therapy.

Truth (Steven Universe) — Men will literally therapize everyone they know instead of going to therapy.

Skate (Yuri on Ice) — Men will literally move to Japan for a boy instead of going to therapy.

Boyfriend (Crashing) — Men will literally obsess over their cute neighbor instead of going to therapy (or coming out).

Horny Angry Tango (Hobbs & Shaw) — Men will literally invent intricate rituals to touch the skin of other men instead of going to therapy.

I'm Gonna Make You Love Me (Christine) — Men will literally buy a car instead of going to therapy.

Scientist (Re-Animator) — Men will literally commit crimes against nature instead of going to therapy.

Haven't You Noticed I'm a Star (Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts) — Men will literally become supervillains instead of going to therapy.

Don't Bring Me Down (Bruce) (Batman: The Animated Series) — Men will literally get a batsona instead of going to therapy.

Grace Kelly (Catch Me If You Can) — Men will literally change their identity instead of going to therapy.

California (Mad Men) — Men will literally go to California instead of going to therapy.

When We're Dancing (11.22.63) — Men will literally time travel to the 1950s instead of going to therapy.

Achilles Come Down (Red & Black Edition) (Les Misérables) — Men will literally nobly self sacrifice instead of going to therapy.

Your Woman (Ted Lasso) — Men will literally seethe inside instead of going to therapy.

Man on a Wire (Hannibal) — Actually, on second thought, maybe you shouldn't go to therapy...

#vid recs #vidding #fanvids #vids #amvs #sports night #stephen king #steven universe #yuri on ice #crashing #kipo and the age of wonderbeasts #our flag means death #hobbs and shaw #christine #reanimator #batman tas #catch me if you can #mad men #11.22.63 #ted lasso #les mis #hannibal #instead of going to therapy

[boybasher]

#i want to cry #im crying #this is a cry for help #crybaby #crypto #crystals #devil may cry #cryptid #screaming crying throwing up #cry of fear #far cry 5 #miley cyrus #courtney love #cowboy #comic books #catch me if you can #casual #california #collage #ice cream #cute #comics #cars #crafts #celebs #celebrities #original character #cat #coquette #cnc k!nk

[neodarkdark]

"COFFEE IS BEAN WATER."

#live in the moment (dash comm) #catch me if you can (ic) #team mavericks

[rcbberhose]

Something is unsettling about the grin that spreads across his face. He takes his sweet time to respond.

❝ ... Could have sworn aah heard somethin' about a pumpkin. ❞ He drawled. Purposefully remaining vague with his answer.

❝ Must've bin' nothin' important after all. ❞ He laughs.

@thebananwithaplan [x]

#「 🎃 」 catch me if you can » ic #「 📺 」 under the spotlight » thread #[ oh hes fucking with him LMAO ] #thebananwithaplan

[starscelly]

lol at the pwhl teams being called by their cities except not actually playing in their cities. like ik everyone is talking abt new york actually playing in ct. but lowell is not boston girl … it’s a whole two hours away without a car. you can’t even take a train or bus there. afaik. i’d personally have to take the t to then get on the commuter rail and from there? uber? walk half an hour? in the massachusetts winter?? okay.

#please feel free to correct me if there’s a bus i’m just not seeing one on the maps directions but #it’s also abt an hour drive #obviously changes depending on where u are in boston but #for reference i can take the t directly to td garden. so #warrior ice arena was also easily accessible by public transport #is* not was lol #but yeah ….. #personally i think boston teams should be easily accessible to bostonians #many of which use public transport as their main form of transportation #but okay 👍 #like it’d be one thing i guess if you already lived in a city without accessible or consistent public transport but like #boston …. despite the screams of the green line or the red line catching on fire. does in fact have Good public transport #especially in comparison to other areas #so to not take advantage of that :/ annoying #yap yap yapping

[royalreef]

        At the blink of an eye, her serfs have constructed an egregiously large throne, all shiny gold sides and jewels larger than a person’s body. Legitimately, it happened in the blink of an eye. Once there was nothing there, just empty space and grass, covered with fallen leaves the color of sunset, and now there’s a towering seat of decadence sat in its place. There are steps, more like ladder rungs than a proper staircase, all mother of pearl and shimmering in the low light of autumn, made for merfolk hands and feet to grasp. Steps which disappear after Miranda bolts up them, sliding back into the monstrosity of wealth and glamor.

       At the top, she settles comfortably into a velvet seat, made to elevate her even further above the heads of everyone below. She sits there, in clear view, outline of her body made all the more stark against the clouds, against the grey-blue sky the same color as a coelacanth’s underbelly. No one else to outshadow her, no way to miss her, no way to not hear her.

       It’s the perfect position to make her voice echo. A voice which barely needs it, already naturally made to carry for miles, and a voice that is fully capable of breaking eardrums if she so wanted to. A voice which is being made all the louder and all the worse, by what is fundamentally a modified megaphone that is being held up to her mouth.

       There is only a moment of horror and silence before it comes, letting Miranda lift up her hand to her chest in the typical manner, her favored gesture.

       And then she speaks, loud enough to rattle the heavens themselves, to crack open the earth, to make birds flee into the skies and the scurrying things into their burrows, and to create soundwaves that turn anatomy into a gross mockery of itself.

@spkyscry @biteyourcrush @chaosmultiverse @foulflames @omnifobia @comfeemoth @fullcfphobias @daeamour

         “I WAS THE ONE WHO AARAVI LOST HER VIRGINITY TO! SHE HAS TAKEN THE FULL FISH DICK AND I HAVE FELT HER AROUND ME AND KISSED HER SO SWEETLY IN THE NIGHT! WE HAVE FUCKED IN HER TENT, AND IN HER BED, AND IN MY BED, AND UPON HER COUNTER, AND HER COUCH, AND WITHIN MY RV, AND UPON MY THRONE, AND UPON ALMOST EVERY PIECE OF FURNITURE WE OWN!

      IN OUR APARTMENT!! OUR BEDROOM!! IT IS OURS, BECAUSE WITH HER IS WHERE I BELONG AND WHERE I FEEL SAFE AND WHERE I FEEL LOVED!! AARAVI FEELS LIKE HOME TO ME! WHEREVER SHE IS, IS WHERE I BELONG!

       WE ARE UL’KIHA! SOULMATES! WE SHARE THE SAME BREATH, THE WATER THAT FLOWS THROUGH MY GILLS ARE THE SAME THAT FLOWS THROUGH HER LUNGS, AND WE ARE MATCHED AS ONE! NOT EVEN MY KINGDOM CAN SEPARATE ME FROM HER! NOTHING CAN!

       SHE IS MY WIFE! WE ARE MARRIED!!! I LOVE AARAVI WITH ALL OF MY HEART, AND I DREAM OF MY FUTURE TOGETHER WITH HER, A FUTURE WHICH WE SHALL FORGE TOGETHER! I HAVE PROMISED TO HER THAT I WOULD STAY WITH HER TO THE END, THROUGH THICK AND THROUGH THIN, THROUGH SICKNESS AND THROUGH HEALTH!!

      I LOVE THE PRETTIEST, MOST GORGEOUS, MOST TALENTED SLAYER THERE EVER WAS! THE BEST SLAYER THERE EVER WAS! SHE IS CLEVER AND SHE IS SMART AND SHE IS STRONG AND SHE IS CARING AND SHE IS LOYAL AND SHE IS PASSIONATE AND SHE IS DRIVEN AND SHE IS EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER ASPIRED TO BE! I LOVE ALL OF THE SIDES OF HER THAT SHE HAS SHOWN ME, EVERYTHING THAT SHE HAS TRUSTED ME WITH, AND I CAN ONLY WISH THAT I COULD BE A FRACTION OF AS MUCH TO HER AS SHE IS TO ME!

        AND YOU ARE ALL MERELY JEALOUS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER EVEN FUCKED HER LIKE A BUOY BEING TOSSED ABOUT IN A HURRICANE AS I HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

#Glory and Gore || IC #The rumor mill || Dash Commentary #(( I WARNED YOU. I TRIED TO WARN YOU....... #(( hi everyone sorry to ping you you know how it is- #(( miranda is being obnoxious so im being extra obnoxious #(( with wife approval she gets so much worse #(( (and no if you arent pinged dont worry about it you can hop in if you want) #(( (or if i did ping you! you dont have to do shit with this!) #(( (its just the first people i checked who were Involved In Discussions) #long post #Seek the pearl || (N)SFW #(n)sfw #(( ........... god forgive me- #biteyourcrush #Every time I catch a little break I'm dying to escape || Aaravi x Miranda ( biteyourcrush )

[ashrifts]

i need to get a sweet iced drink in my system before i can be productive but exams: over (for now)! hope everyone's had a chill week!

#* ›› / * ooc. #unrelated but i was reading a fake dating fic this morning and it had me giggling and kicking my feet #idc how cliche and overused it is i LOVE fake dating tropes!!!! #so does ran bc he enjoys watching people struggle trying to figure out or deny the obvious ❤️ #if you come over often enough #you can catch him in his pjs laying on the couch eating ice cream straight out of the container while he watches 10 things i hate about you #rindou has to live with this knowledge without being able to tell anyone #not bc ran prohibits it but because the average person won't believe him

[deathfavor]

@kaiibacorp​ said: a flirtatious kiss on the back of the hand . // peiwen 

kiss & tell prompts

   “  Ol’ Pei, what are you up to?  “

   She knows Pei Ming well enough to know the fact there’s intent in his movement when he comes towards where she’s seated. But what he is up to in this case is not so clear. He’d already dragged her down from the Heavens as it was, and she was merciful enough to stay close so he didn’t have to make sure she wouldn’t slip away at the first opportunity. Or, admittedly, a book seller had managed to do that with some enticing looking pieces of literature. It was rare she got the chance to get any literature and she almost certainly wouldn’t have time to read it. But it was nice to pretend for a bit. 

   So Ling Wen had indulged in buying one of the books and sat herself on a bench beneath one of the flowering trees. Despite minor changes in her appearance, there was no changing her. It was like a winter snow in late spring wrapped into a human form. She might play mortal, but that did not mean she’d lower her eyes and be something passive like the sweet, doe-eyed women. If they were songbirds, then she was the eagle above, sharp eyed and proud. 

   But for Pei Ming, disguise or not, she allows his approach when others dare only observe from afar. The last thing she expects though is for him to take her hand and press a kiss to the back of her hand with that charming air of his. She much prefers his real face, but this one has its own charm. Still. The mere fact he’d done this! 

   .....She has to hand it to him though. He still shows her even after centuries that he can surprise her. No one had ever acted in such a way. Probably for the best for the other’s sake, lest her sharp tongue slaughter them like lambs. 

   Ling Wen’s blinks, and her slightly wide-eyed expression shifts back to something more sly even as she permits his act, standing up to draw herself closer to his height. Her lips curve up and she leans closer to his ear while allowing her hand to rest in his.  “  I do hope you don’t think the disguises change things, hm? I’m a snake, not a mouse, pretty boy.  “  Though a book is held in her free hand, she lifts it so one finger rests under his chin, blue eyes bright with a challenge.  “  Think you can handle that?  “

   She gives him a wolfish smile, daring him on as she pulls away. If he wanted to play, then she’d play. 

#kaiibacorp #she said you want to play? lets play 💅 #(she is admittedly having a bit of fun at the idea of it) #but also the idea that he can still catch her by surprise !! #after all she's still her #hand kisses are not something she's normally given #or ever given like this #she had to really process it #congrats pm you got to see her visibly surprised! #its cute though #the idea of playing like this #᛭ — [IC] she who possesses tundra as a heart [LING WEN] #᛭ — [RELATION] when the flames grow nearer catch me in your arms [LW & PM]

[mariautistic]

also i have to say while funny some design choices reborn has just bc of the creator's bias in taste is kind of annoying

#.txt #i still think the funniest shit ever was having a whole cave with arceus statues and an obnoxious puzzle #WITH AN ENTRANCE MADE ENTIRELY OF GARCHOMP STATUES THAT CHASE YOU AROUND #all so you can try to catch a gible is lik.e funny but not so much that it doesnt annoy me #like i did have to keep alolan ninetales as a permanent part of my team not only bc aurora veil is busted but bc there's just that many #dragon types 4 times weak to ice in the late game

[primewitch]

what would you do ?

      " my , my . . . all good options , if you ask me . "

#wink wink #* dash games // tonight I'm falling ; won't you catch me ? swoop on by - so you can snatch me . and take me out ! #* ic // so you wanna play with magic ? boy ; you should know whatcha falling for . baby ; do you dare to do this ?

[hclluvahctel-a]

@hellshoard replied: Blitzo huffed loudly, tail flicking for a moment before smirking, "I can always put your dick in my mouth."

THE COWBOY BARKED OUT A LAUGH at the bluntness of the declaration, quirking a brow as if assessing whether or not Blitzo was being serious or just kidding. "Well, I reckon' that would give us both a much HAPPIER ending."

#striker | 001. | catch me if you can i'm gone just like the wind ﹆ ic. #hellshoard

[neodarkdark]

@twilighttheater, Blanc.

The day after the first night of the festival — the first full day of the festival. Svern had briefly considered waiting a little longer, until the day after this one, maybe... but he had quickly decided against it. Waiting much longer wouldn't assist him in the reason that he'd come here.

Svern strode through the village, hands pulled up into the slightly-too-long sleeves of his puffer jacket, but not stuffed into the jacket's pockets, so his arms could swing freely with each step. It was no longer early in the day and he'd spent the hours leading up to this keeping an eye on his target, at a distance without being spotted, he was quite certain. He'd tried not to be, anyway, and would be a bit disappointed to find out otherwise.

It'd spoil the effect.

Now was just the right time, out at the light displays. It was a shame that Unova's weren't available yet, or he would have favoured those. He'd picked a moment when Blanc and Glacier didn't have any immediate need to assist passengers. He lifted his head and called out: his voice carrying through the chilly air, clear and bright, aimed to catch their attention.

"Blanc!"

And there was Svern, after not having shown his face to Blanc for the last month, strolling over to them with his usual wide smile on his face. The way he talked wasn't any different to how he always did.

"And Glacier! HI! You look like you've been working hard!"

He was wearing the scarf Blanc had given him for his birthday. The light purple scarf, made in Svern's favourite colour, a colour he didn't wear often... but he did wear it now. In fact, his jacket was purple, too, as were his boots, the shade of which even matched his scarf.

"Looks fun!" he added, eyeing the carriage. "I'll have to ask for a ride later!"

#catch me if you can (ic) #twilighttheater #out of the dark day and into the brighter night (v; alt) #vbholidayfestival2023 #:) #a little later than i initially hoped but oh well #i remember a day when tumblr hadn't eaten my alt verse tag. to this day i do not know why it did. #i hope this is Okie i'm not 100% sure on how the carriage rides work #also left the time a little ambiguous so whatever time of day you think is best :]

[rcbberhose]

Thrift stores are also comforting . You never know what you might find there .

This is also a good answer, but comfort isn't a word he'd use to describe himself. He doesn't want to come off as comforting, nor does he present himself as such. That is not what he was created for.

But he'll play nice for now. ❝ Neither of ya are wrong. Fella just has different tastes, that's all. ❞ The comment hadn't upset Peter. He's heard much, much worse before.

#「 🎃 」 catch me if you can » ic #「 📺 」 opening fanmail » ask #hxzelwallflower

[masquenoire]

Another box is left among the chaos, this one small enough to hold in two hands. Chimera kept to their warning. Nestled on a bed of bloodied medical gauze is an eye, the gleaming onyx and gold plucked neatly from someone's socket with great surgical care.

He stares down at the eye peering back up at him solemnly, the once glossy colours having dulled slightly since being extracted from it’s host. Chimera had kept their word, sending him one of Croc’s body parts and it’s not the first time that Roman is thankful for years of grim experience in this field, his expression one of aloof passiveness as he puts on a pair of latex gloves. He’s pissed but is able to keep his cool, picking up the eye with tender care and inspecting it just as thoroughly. It had been removed very carefully. Eyes were delicate organs, by far one of the most vulnerable parts of the body and it being intact suggests Croc was sedated while it was being removed, or at least he hoped so. The bloodied gauze the eye once sat upon is still red in colour, and the relatively fresh condition of the organ suggests it was removed mere hours ago. Two, perhaps three? Close enough, but where had it come from? The notion that Croc was so close and yet so far was almost enough to tip him over the edge into apoplectic rage but Roman knew that losing his temper wouldn’t help in this situation. He needed to stay focused and think. Croc needed him to stay focused and think, to use his brains instead of his brawn. Setting the eye down into a spare container he’d used in the past for similar purposes, Roman seals the lid, placing the thing eye and all into a beer chiller in case he needed it later as evidence or to provide a lead he might have missed in his initial examination. The cold would keep the organ from decaying too quickly, serving as a grim reminder as to how much Croc hated the cold. What was that phrase again? An eye for an eye? Maybe it would make the world go blind, but Roman would sooner blind every motherfucker out there before giving up on Croc. Sending him one of Croc’s only pissed him off more, making him all the more determined to pay Chimera back, with interest.

"An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. I ain’t a religious man but kids, you just brought divine retribution down upon yourselves.” Time to track down where that fucking box came from. Hacking was more of the Riddler’s speciality but maybe Horsehead had uncovered something, having increased surveillance all around the city on his orders.

#anonymous #Chimera Anon #;; asks #When being a cold-blooded torturer lets you keep your cool around seeing your friend's extracted eyeball #I mean it's not like they just grabbed a random dude Croc's eyes are pretty unique #Roman hopes to lowest pits of hell his eyes are able to regenerate like other parts of his body #If so then good but either way he's going to gouge out the eyes of every whitecoat he catches with an ice cream scoop #Then blend them into smoothies and make them drink it #eye horror tw #eye horror cw #body horror tw #body horror cw #Lord grant me forgiveness if this disgusts any of you #I tried to tag but can only remember so much