#choking on water

[hantasero-tonin]

Ngl choking on water is lowkey so embarrassing like what do you mean I messed up both drinking water and breathing I was LITERALLY doing both before birth💀

Ngl being a waterbender and choking on water would be so much more embarrassing

#I know this isn't an original thought but I still think about it everytime it happens😭 #Water #Choking on water #Breath air #water breathing #Not water breathing #Failed attempt at water breathing

[farah-o-0]

He made it🥹💖

#hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel sir pentious #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #sir pentious #I fucking cried #my boy did it #I’m so proud of him #I expected an epic laser collision battle #wtf Adam #screw you #choke on holy water #selftaught #drawing #fanart #digital drawing #digital art

[p1nkshield]

Superman: Hey Batman congratulations on adopting your son! My mom insisted I bring you this… are you okay?

Batman, looking especially bedraggled, dragging a hand down his face: huh? Yes. I’m fine. I it’s just that I can’t find him.

Superman: What? do you mean you LOST HIM?

Batman: shhh, be quiet

*scuttling from above*

Batman, squinting: he’s in the rafters.

Superman: the wHAT!?

Batman: what did you bring?

Superman looking up frantically: the rafters?!?- I brought pie but why are you asking me tha-

Batman: ROBIN COME, PIE!

*scuttling stops, then rapidly moves closer*

Robin!dick: please give me some pie please

Batman: come down here first. If you try to eat upside down you’ll choke.

Robin!dick: not true I’ve been practicing!

Superman: 0_0

#dick grayson #bruce wayne #clark kent #robin!dick #batman #superman #Robin don’t practice eating upside down #please Robin I beg of you #if you choke then fall then get a concussion I will never recover #okay…. #clark: maybe I don’t want kids… #bros got ​a real num num cookie situation on his hands #poor brucie #Robin come pie is to be read like that EJ COME WATER meme

[pervadebroccolidominion]

✨ Fun Fact✨ About Me:

I cannot inhale water no matter how hard I accidentally try at least once a month.

#still not amphibious #choking on water #oh no please help #how to be incompetent at the literal most basic thing #not dead yet tho

[rooksunday]

the image of an exhausted commander fox, sitting in his office, throttling a datapad and yelling WHY IS MY JOB SPREADSHEETS?? before yowling like a space banshee and frisbeeing the thing through the open window with all the force of kamino-guaranteed strength bolstered by buereaucratic rage, where the datapad sails merrily and speedily for a longer distance than many would credit before impacting with concussive force against the surprisingly soft skull of emperor palpatine, gladhanding for the press in the courtyard of the senate below

the resulting explosion is caught on many cameras

#pan back to fox in his office furiously jabbing at datapad number two #oblivious #stuff explodes on coruscant more often than you'd think and thorn will ping him if it's important #(thorn was on chancellor guard duty but had been shooed off in favour of the CSF) #(one of the shinies had to commandeer water from a passing civvie because thorn laughed so hard he started to choke) #(he recognised the lime tooka sticker on the bottom of the murderpad in the picosecond before the impact) #coruscant guard #fox can have a little manslaughter as a treat #commander fox #commander thorn #star wars #the clone wars

[avariceaside]

Space time out with @wolfythewitch's tma oc

#ocean vast vs space vast FIGHT! #I just think he looks mildly puntable yknow #also Gracie did choke on water immediately after this #the two statements did not cancel each other out lol #tma #tma oc #the vast #mmmm im gonna post this even though im slightly intimidated #putting myself through the possible horror of being perceived

[lollobarcollomanonmollo]

HELPW😭😭

#I choked on my water #ora parlo io 🥶 #radical feminists do touch #radical feminists please interact #radical feminism #terfsafe #based #terfblr #terfism

[minniiaa]

appreciation post for law’s hands in wano bc the animators knew EXACTLY what they were doing with these scenes

this man could choke me until i breathed my last breath and i would die happy with those long ass ridiculously tattooed fingers around my neck

#god his finger game must be so strong #animators always know what they’re doing with these scenes #being a law fan made me decide i want to be choked #trafalgar law #one piece #law #there is no saving law fans #wano ate and left no crumbs #trafalgar d water law #hands #fingers #down bad #wano #the zoooooom #trafalgar d. water law #op lawlaw #op

[corruptimles]

Relationship goals right there. As you sit there, coughing up the air you accidentally started choking on instead of some of the burger in your hand like a normal disaster of a human instead of a mega tier disaster of a human, your current/future significant other is contemplating wedding stuff while watching you.

they’re equally disastrous in my mind but I’m still thinking about burgers right now

#talk to me tag #Anonymous #drawn response #reigen arataka #serizawa katsuya #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #serirei #love wins or something #yeah I watched the dinner date with the dog coughing on spaghetti video a couple times to draw this #and when reigen chokes on a riceball and serizawa casually gives him some water

[synthshenanigans]

Theres yet again so much to talk about this video but I wanna say

Theres water already surrounding the pool. Like he already dunked himself in it.

How many takes.

How many times did he throw himself into this fucking kiddie pool

#you could say that putting water in the pool is why there was water but shush #its hilarious to imagine that he did MULTIPLE takes of himself ragdolling into a fuckin kiddie pool #ALSO THE SPAGHETTI CHOKING PART #He had to have like sat there for a couple seconds to get a proper cut for the video totally #so like how long did he just sit there just full face in a plate of spaghetti #at most like 5 seconds if that. not a long amount of time but like enough to be insanely funny #greatest video ever actually #everyone else can stop uploading now bro won youtube #chonny jash #moss post #if theres a blooper video its going to be so so fucking funny i already know it

[skellydun]

absolutely fighting for my life not to cough on this packed transit car because I don't want people to think I'm spreading disease when in reality I had a nature valley bar and that little bitch broke into a thousand pieces and is stuck in my goddamn throat trying to slowly bring me to ruin

#im standing up and KNOW the moment i go for my water were going to take a crazy turn and ill spill it all over me #not how i want to start my week #im masked but like if i choke and die who will that save

[brother-emperors]

 Then, on his arrival in Constantinople, after much counsel with himself, considering that he was already unequal to the amount of pressing business and believing that there was no room for delay, on the twenty-eighth of March he brought the aforesaid Valens into one of the suburbs​ and with the consent of all (for no one ventured to oppose) proclaimed him Augustus. Then he adorned him with the imperial insignia and put a diadem on his head, and brought him back in his own carriage, thus having indeed a lawful partner in his power, but, as the further course of our narrative will show, one who was as compliant as a subordinate. No sooner were these arrangements perfected without disturbance than both emperors were seized with violent and lingering fevers--

AM 26.4.3-4

this was one of those illustrations that was originally supposed to be a 5 page comic until I realized I don't know anything about later roman empire architecture or visuals or art or anything, so we'll revisit that later. maybe

for right now though, these two are fascinating. we have two brothers acting as one body, even becoming ill in tandem with each other, it's giving This Throne Is Cursed. like, the last time I read about emperors coming down with life threatening illnesses, it was Caligula, and that moment in his biography marked a very specific tone shift. I spent the rest of the (first) time reading about Valens and Valentinian waiting for something comparable to Caligula's reign to happen lmao (Dio 59. 8. 1-2)

and since Caligula was already on the mind, I started thinking about Tiberius: I think he would've loved these two since he had a whole thing about twin-ification and brothers and etc etc etc. ofc, Rome is both a Mouth and a Tomb, so it's going to go badly for someone/everyone eventually, but honestly I think that Valentinian and Valens were the best we could've hoped for. like it could've been so much worse

Tiberius and the Heavenly Twins, Edward Champlin

Failure of Empire: Valens and the Roman State in the Fourth Century A.D, Noel Lenski

⭐ I have a tip jar (ko-fi)!

⭐ and other places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app

#(drawing hearts around valens) hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii #roman empire tag #drawing tag #every day i think about valentinian bringing his brother into this and wondering how valens felt about it #especially since the over all arc is that he's constantly just trying to tread water managing everything from six different fronts #did you ever want things to go back to how they were!!!! did you dream of simpler times!!!!!! when it was just hard work and dirt #under your nails instead of the horrible scale of empire choking you out to the very end!!!!!!!!! did you hate your brother for it #im normal about valens. btw. (<<<said by a guy who made valens his icon on his main art blog) #anyway. (claps hands together) im going to go and write about bonifacio and mabini and lucan and crassus and the pharsalia #and mabini's writings on a failed revolution and bonifacio haunting the collective memory #i gotta condense it down to a thousand words. ideally. we are rambling around at around 2k and its unwieldy #valens #valentinian I #later Roman Empire tag

[caitlynskitten]

She is FUCKING GORGEOUS

#I literally choked on my water seeing these on Twitter #my WIFEEEEEEEEEEEE #Jenna Ortega #finestkind

[nicolethered]

Pedro and Bella after being asked about building a friendship

#pedro pascal #bella ramsey #the last of us hbo #I’m fairly certain Bella almost choked on their water in the last gif

[cellgatinbo]

jaiden started to tell foolish the truth about her “kidnapping” but etoiles had just the perfect fucking timing and scared the absolute shit out of both of them

#qsmp #jaidenanimations #foolish #etoiles #qsmp clips #that surprised me so bad i fully choked on my water. ow

[songsnstars]

"Both hands on the side of their head now. They wonder if he intends to snap their neck."

#the last chapter of trod had me in a choke hold it was so good #whatever i thought was going to happen in the drunk chapter before was completely blown out of the water dsfgsdfg #my art #digital art #trod au #trod spoilers #the rehabilitation of death #cotl #cult of the lamb