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someawesomeamvs · 4 months
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Warning: Potential spoilers
Title: Christmas Crunk
Editor: Chaosprojects
Song: All I Really Want For Christmas
Artist: Lil Jon
Anime: Komi Can't Communicate, "Don't Tease Me, Miss Nagatoro", How Heavy are the Dumbbells You Lift?, K-On!, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Clannad, Citrus, Aggretsuko, Chuunibyou demo koi ga Shitai!, Love Live! School Idol Project, Blend-S, Teasing Master Takagi-san, Himouto! Umaru-chan, Kubo Won't Let Me Be Invisible, unknown anime
Category: Comedy
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girlhorrror · 1 year
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crinking (christmas drinking)
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Have a swaggy swaggy christmas. And a crunked out lean new year
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killemwithkawaii · 1 year
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What are your thoughts on gin and tonic, Mitch?
Gin and tonic was my moms go-to alcoholic drink, so hearing about it always makes me think of good memories of her ^^ 🍸💖
I can't recall ever trying one, but I don't think I'd personally be a fan. I remember BEGGING my mom to let me try a sip of hers when I was a kid because she always seemed to enjoy them so much, and instead she let me try a sip of plain tonic water. It was AWFUL and I was never inclined to try it mixed with anything after that lol (I hear gin tastes like pine needles?? I'm medium on that smell, so yeah I'd give it a taste but I probably wouldn't like it 😂)
While we're on the subject, I picked up some of my favorite strawberry wine to have on Christmas! (hope you're ready for me to be blogging while wine drunk that day sdlfjka) c: 🍓
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cozy-moss-quilt · 1 year
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Spouse just got a new job that he thought he bombed the interview for, and it pays 10k more a year than his current job
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ronearoundblindly · 18 days
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Kissing, lighting and sleepy sex for Hideout Steve and Reader?
I am not prepared. My feels...they shall be too deep and endless. I shall try anyway.
From this dirty ask game for this AU series where Nomad Steve lets motel-employee!Reader soothe his touch-starved body. Lawd, halp me, this is about to get crunk in a tooth-rotting, put-some-pillows-beneath-you you're-gonna-faint type o' way. [y'all can't tell I drank during the eclipse today, right? I'm subtle? Cool.] MINORS DNI.
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K - Kissing
ACK My heart! Or rather, there is something deeply adoring for Steve when you kiss his chest, over his heart. It makes him feel just that much more like a person who lives in this world, who belongs in this world, who will return one day to this world...
His hands are also a big one--no, not just actually big hands, but important to show love to because he uses them for such violence. Each kiss is like a little touch of forgiveness for what he's done or had to do with those hands. He appreciates the trust it takes, too, to kiss his palms, when he could easily stop you breathing (sorry, that sounds dark, but Nomad was in a dark place, okay, bad things occur to him now).
Steve loves to kiss your stomach, and it might be somewhat taboo to say, but he has a touch of that crawl-back-home-for-safety comfort thing going on when he presses close and holds your center to him. It's not a mommy kink or roleplay, per se; he relishes the connectedness of being one and curling up against you is the only non-sexual way he knows how to achieve that--like in Chapter 3 when he falls asleep in that position.
As far as leaving marks though? Steve can emphatically say 'hell no,' not on purpose. Pain is a bit, meh, weird for him because he heals so quickly. He might not even notice if you did bite or bruise him. He certainly wouldn't see it in the morning. He does not in any way associate marks with love or affection since he only ever saw them on himself after fights or on women (including his Ma) after being abused.
That is not love to Steve.
It's control, it's dominance, it's inequality, and he fucking hates it.
L - Lighting
Steve entirely defers to you on whether there are actual lights on or off. He likes to use his senses to explore and enjoy you, so without light is fine. He's just here for you.
Steve does, however,--no spoilers for Chapter 5--like ambiance such as candles or something dim and colorful. He thinks you'd look unbelievably perfect beside a sparkling Christmas Tree. He hopes to celebrate (all holidays and birthdays and everything) openly with you some day. The sooner the better.
(Except, no audience for him making love to you under those twinkling lights, please. He's staunchly opposed to that sort of thing.)
S - Sleepy Sex
So, again, no spoilers for Chapter 5, but once Steve gets comfortable with oral sex he is comfortable with oral sex, if you catch my drift.
If he wakes up first, he's on you in some way, arms and legs draped over you, kissing any place he can get to, man-handling you just enough to start something he 100% will finish. He's just...uh god, so attentive.
With the super senses and being a fugitive though, it's not often that you can wake up before him, truly, which limits or completely removes the ability to surprise him with a blowjob, but he will dreamily let you roam wherever your mouth and hands take you. As long as there's lots of contact. As much as possible really. Like lay your arms across his thighs and abs while playing with him. Maybe put your body over one of his legs and ride his foot if you need to. He must feel attached in some way. Cold, distant, or separated does not do it for him.
Here's my absolute, I-will-die, favorite thing about Hideout Steve though: when he's tired/fatigued/worn out/sleepy, he gets louder.
Much. Much. Louder, babes.
No cursing, mostly, but all the moans and groans and whining are totally dialed up. And I don't know about y'all, but I can't really think of anything fucking sexier than Nomad Steve screaming that he's gonna come.
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Thank you for asking!
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A/N: Here lies Ro in a puddle. She made up a man she wants and will never have.
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[Main Masterlist; Hideout Masterlist; Ko-Fi]
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rockandroar · 4 months
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It dawned on me that a lot of people are starting travel for Christmas tomorrow, so here, let’s do this today!
Some know about its previous incarnation, but for anyone new: "Rock & Roar 2: The Heartstring Diaries" is my project B, a story I'm developing in tandem with the current Rock & Roar comic. The story takes place 20 years after the setting of the first Rock & Roar story, in the year 2006. It follows the journey of Miles's niece - Emma Kitteridge - and her bandmates: Jimmy, Cassie, and Troy. The story is set during the time that saw the unprecedented mainstream rise of the third wave of emo, and the radio domination of pop punk. MySpace, crunk, "bling", and tacky fashion will also feature prominently. 😆 It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
This project holds special meaning for me because, like these characters, I was in high school in 2006 and it was an incredible time to experience this explosion of alternative music and be an emo teen. 🖤
Rock & Roar 2, the graphic novel, won't roll out for a couple more years because it would spoil events that haven't happened yet in Rock & Roar 1. *But!* I will be sharing short comics, and lots of artwork and fun things featuring these characters from here on out! I love drawing them, and I hope that others will enjoy getting to know them.
A big thanks again to everyone who has subscribed to my Rock & Roar comic this year, and thank you also for your interest in my other projects! You all rock! 🤘🏼
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sexycornenthusiast · 8 days
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Plastics music related headcanons
(and only the plastics because they're the only ones I've considered)
Regina got her hands on a copy of Meteora right before senior year and replayed it so much that by Christmas it was so roughed up it wouldn't even fit in a CD player anymore. Stole half her post-canon music taste from Janis and is unrepentant about it. Embarrassing amounts of what could easily be called "emo shit". Her friends keep getting her band tees as a joke and she keeps wearing them unironically. Pretends not to like Nickelback even though everyone knows she's lying. Can't stand half of Karen's music, and barely tolerates Gretchen's. Anyone who lets Cady pick the music is an enemy.
Karen listens to a concerning amount of crunk, but she owns multiple copies of everything Destiny's Child ever released, but Janis got her really into Red Hot Chili Peppers in 7th grade so she still has that in rotation, but she has both Lemon Demon albums burned into a double sided CD, but also she really really loves bubblegum pop. Down with everyone else's music except for Cady's which she describes as "unlucky".
RIP Gretchen Wieners you could've been an insane Swiftie in highschool if any of those albums were out yet </3. Singer/songwriter type known to appreciate good lyrics, but also will gel with anything that makes her feel happy. Pop girlie. Sucker for a good ballad. Most of Regina's music just sounds like noise to her, and she cannot do hip-hop any harder than like, Will Smith. The only person who ever willingly hands Cady the aux.
Cady has a bad habit of becoming enamoured with the worst easy listening shlock you've ever heard. Huge soft spot for disco. Music taste is at least 20 years behind because she spent her childhood only being able to listen to her parents' music. Listens to the Beatles and assumes no one else has heard of them. Would like Maroon 5 back when they were good, and just as much when they're bad tbh. Mostly supportive of everyone's tastes, except for Regina's (overstimulating 😔).
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christianstepmoms · 1 year
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At this corporate Christmas party thing and dog they are getting me mcfucking crunk as hell. This shit is mad bougie free lobster, prime rib, top shelf drinks I'm losing my mind I hate everyone here!!!!
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spotlightontheartist · 4 months
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DJ Shyheim Mix
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IM CRUNK AND HIGH WHICH EVIL SPELL DO U WANT
SPELL OF BEING ABLE TO THINK OF WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
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6ftundergrnd · 1 year
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I swear this was always the song for the music video, but just recently realized the music video has the remix version for the audio so I thought I’d posters for anyone looking for this version.
In the first song that ever got OutKast any mainstream attention, the duo raps about a players ball they attend on Christmas Day. When the song started to move up the Billboard charts, it was modified so that it could maintain popularity even after Christmas season. It originally appeared on the La Face Family Christmas Album, and was also released on the duo’s debut album Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik.
[Intro: Rico Wade]
Man let me hit that
You gon' pass that?
Man, the scene was so thick
Lowriders, '77 Sevilles, El Dogs
Nothing but them 'Lacs
All the players, all the hustlers
I'm talking bout a black man heaven here, nahmsayin, yeah
[Verse 1: André 3000]
It's beginning to look a lot like, what?
Follow my every step
Take notes on how I crept
I's bout to go in depth
This is the way I creep my season, here's my ghetto rep
I kept, to say the least no, no it can't cease
So I begin to piece my two and two together
Gots no snowy weather, have to find something to do better, bet
I said subtract, so shut up that, nonsense about some silent night
I gots it crunk, if it ain't real, ain't right
I'm like no matter what the season
Forever chill with Smith
I sip my fifth, I chill with Wesson, got my reasons
So tell me what did you expect
You thought I'd break my neck, to help y'all deck the halls
Oh naw, I got other means of celebrating
I'm getting blizzard at HoJo, I got that hoochie waiting
I made it through another year can't ask for nothing much more
It's OutKast for the books I thought you knew so now you know, let's go
[Chorus: Sleepy Brown]
All the players came from far and wide
Wearing afros and braids, kicking them gangsta rides
Now I'm here to tell you there's a better day
When the player's ball is happening, all day ery'day
[Verse 2: Big Boi]
Halle-lu-jah, halle-lu-jah
Y'know I do some things more different than I used to
'Cause I'm a player, doing what the players do
The package store was closed, okay my day is ruined
This is ridiculous, I'm getting serious, I'm getting curious
'Cause the house is smelling stank, the chitlins old as bitches
I made no wishes cause I'm mobbing folk niggas in the back
Getting tipsy off the nog and high as hell off the contact smoke
They having a smoke out in my back seat
They passing herb rewinding verses 'cause it's in the air
I hit the parks, I hit the cuts, I'm hitting switches
'Cause I'm switching from side to side looking for hoes and snitches
I'm wide open on the freeway, my pager broke my vibe
'Cause a junkie is a junkie three-sixty-five
It's just another day of work to me the spirit just ain't in me
Grab my pistol and my ounce see what them junkies gotta give me
'Cause it's like that, yeah
Forever pimpin', never slippin', that's how it is
[Chorus: Sleepy Brown]
All the players came from far and wide
Wearing afros and braids, kicking them gangsta rides
Now I'm here to tell you there's a better day
When the player's ball is happening, all day ery'day
[Verse 3: Big Boi]
Ain't no chimneys in the ghetto so I won't be hanging my socks on no chimney
I'm full as a tick, fix me a plate, I got the remedy
Some greens and that ham, not
Don't need no ham hocks, don't play me like I'm smoking rocks
I got the munchies, we got the Mary Jane in the Dungeon
Just to let you niggas know in '93, that's how we coming
So ho ho hoes, check my king-ass 'fro
The gin and juice has got me tipsy so, um
[Verse 4: André 3000]
It goes, give me ten, and I'll serve you then, now we bend
The corner in my Cadillac
My heart does not go pitty-pat for no rat
I'm leaning back, my elbow's out the window
Coke, rum and indo fills my body, where's the party?
We roll deep, we dip to Underground, see a lot of hoes around
I spit my game while waiting countdown
A five, fo', a three, two, here comes the one
A new year has begun, P-Funk, spark another one
[Chorus: Sleepy Brown]
All the players came from far and wide
Wearing afros and braids, kicking them gangsta rides
Now I'm here to tell you there's a better day
When the player's ball is happening, all day ery'day
[Outro: Peaches]
Here's a little something for the players out there hustling
Getting down for theirs
From East Point, College Park, Decatur, Da 'Briar
You know, niggas worldwide
Down, for theirs
[Chorus: Sleepy Brown]
All the players came from far and wide
Wearing afros and braids, kicking them gangsta rides
Now I'm here to tell you there's a better day
When the player's ball is happening, all day ery'day
All the players came from far and wide
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legendsmagazine · 1 year
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tw: violence, illegal drugs
Looks like trouble seems to follow the members of UNDEAD and this time it found D West Coast. The 22-year-old rapper was in his hometown of St. Louis, Missouri headlining at Pepper Lounge for their annual “Crunk Christmas” event. Authorities were dispatched to the club after a call of a violent disturbance. 
According to an official statement put out by the St. Louis Police Department, two unarmed men had entered the Lounge in attempts of assaulting West. Although one man was apprehended by security near the entrance, the other had managed to find West in the VIP section where the two got into a physical altercation. 
The assailant was arrested and charged. West was also arrested after several grams of marijuana and bottles of Xanax were found on the scene. West is currently still in custody. 
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meowmerson · 6 years
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a meowy christmas to you, darling
yo back oFF my heart is FULL of UR LOVE and CHRISTMAS CHEER and soon my tummy will be FULL TO THE BRIM of MULLED WINE
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flickerchans · 3 years
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about now*:・゚| chapter twenty six; part one — lets get CRUNKED tonight
summary: a global pandemic paired with months of lockdown; you're pretty sure you're going stir-crazy. when you come across a viral chat-app, you don't even hesitate to join it. thus begin the chaos of meeting 14 random strangers and how they become a bigger part of your life than you thought they would.
alt: an au where you join an app that puts you into a groupchat of 15 people from different parts of the world
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join the taglist ?? :D
a/n: happy christmas in august to commemorate the terrible gamer oppression chan had to suffer in that gose ep<///3 anyways sorry for the long update LMAO i am physically unable to shut up(''': but yes there's a part two to this !!
updated a/n: OH MY GOD I COMPLETELY FORGOT BUT BOOGYU !!! boogyu is finally here<3333 been dropping crumbs(?????) here and there but they're finally together ('': smh ynhoon step up ur game !!
taglist: @wooziujidoots @emilie0nicole @lynniac @wuriwoori @serenadesvt @seokgyuu @3sriracha @ktzuki @seungcheoluwu @justasoftstan @mythicalamphitrite @anothershorthuman @xxirxa21xx @lulpurp @introductionvert @icepandagirl @mingyuahjumma @spicy-hoshi @w8nuzone
unable to tag: @berry-kyu ?? ):
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