#cilantro soap gene

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[mmica442]

cilantro

aka coriander, or this herb

reblogs to spread the poll are appreciated but no pressure [^^]b

#poll #cilantro #coriander #tumblr poll #polls #extremely unscientific poll but im curious #herb #mine #the soap gene thing is fascinating #cilantro soap gene #coriander soap gene #food

[nosolaceofastraightanswer]

at a family reunion-esque dinner an i just found out i have the cilantro soapy gene when i tell you i yelled at everyone “WHO WAS IT” so damn loud. anyway to cope here’s tua cilantro soap gene headcanons. please read i worked so hard XD

luther- yes and he’s sad about it :(

diego- no but he makes fun of luther

allison- nope. kind of convinced that it’s not real and everyone just made it up as an inside joke she wasn’t in on as a kid. she’s wildly insecure and bitter about it and is really passive agressive when it’s brought up

klaus- no but he is infinitely curious about what it tastes like and when he was 9 he ate a sliver of a bar of soap and cilantro at the same time to simulate the experience so he could empathize with his siblings. he cried and ran to grace who was confused but supportive and helped him wash his mouth out

five- yes but he doesn’t care. his food opinions and vibes are Very Fucked Up and he used to eat rocks anyway so. you cannot tell me this man didn’t eat rocks in the apocalypse drunkly because he was so hungry i’m sorry. also like cardboard poor baby

ben- thinks he does but he doesn’t. this is og ben bc i’m always posting about him he is the real ben hargreeves to me but this goes for s! ben too. and idk how to explain it either

viktor- yeah but he likes it. he’s like mmmmm and diego is horrified everyone is losing their minds and he’s like yummy :D my favorite

lila- yes but pretends she doesn’t because she’s seen diego make fun of luther for it. he’s all “extra cilantro right babe B)” and she’s like “hell yes” but is sad inside. if she just told him he would never order cilantro on anything again in case she wants to eat some of his food but she’s too far in at this point

sloane- no. she eats all of luther’s cilantro for him though <3

reginald asshole hargreeves- yes and i hope He Fucking Suffers. stupid ass alien tastebuds or whatever. he pretends nothing’s happening because he thinks it’s a human thing and he doesn’t want to blow his cover

grace- she can’t eat, but is aware of the chemical that makes it taste/smell like that because of her advanced sensory hardware and software

the handler- no. she puts cilantro in five’s food because she knows he has the gene. she thinks he’s on to her and picks it out but he just has no reaction. he just doesn’t care lmao. she’s playing these fucking mind games 4d chess and he’s like absentmindedly chewing on checkers

pogo- nope.

#tua #writingastraightanswer #fuck you ill do random ass characters if i want #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #cilantro soap gene #the umbrella academy #sloane hargreeves #lila pitts #the handler tua #phineas pogo #i need to make pogo analysis rn #fucking enjoy ig

[vampirezogar]

Welcome to cilantrotumblr. I hope you don't like cilantro because that's what cilantrotumblr is all about. Fuck cilantro.

(unless you're ok with cilantro in which case you can have mine)

#seeing several cilantro posts from different mutuals #cilantro #cilantro soap gene #cilantro dislikers be like oh time for my scheduled cilantro derision

[techno-trashcan]

i have polls now. this is for important research

#searching for my fellow freaks w this poll. #polls #cilantro #cilantro soap gene

[thedragonboi]

Gene editing ethics blah blah blah just lemme remove the cilantro soap thing you don’t need this whole ass board of philosophers and scientists for me to give consent to something

#after the submarine thing I think it’s safe to say consent is the be all end all of your ability to do dumb shit #and money #money helps in these situations #it hurts NO ONE to remove this stupid gene #and while you’re shuffling around in my DNA could you add something cool like wings idk #me slipping my doctor a twenty ‘would this help sweeten the deal’ #the NHS doctor delirious from a 20 hour shift and happy to be given overtime pay ‘yeah 👍’ #genetics #gene editing #medicine #medical care #ethics #cilantro soap gene #cilantro #soap

[dandelioncasey]

@ people who like making spicy food, anyone got any recommendations for people with the cilantro soap gene? I stg every single recipe my mother wants me to try has coriander in it and I just 🤢🤢🤢 I just want some actual flavour in my food plz, what do I swap it out with??

#personal #food #cilantro soap gene

[the-hyphen-is-important]

Do you ever see food that just looks so divinely appetizing, so incredibly toothsome, just absolutely mouthwatering and you crave it so badly only to take a closer look and see that it has cilantro and all hope you have of imbibing in it's wondrous flavour is mercilessly dashed upon the unforgiving reality of the cilantro soap gene

#inspired by a picture i saw of a bowl of pho #ive actually never tried pho before #cilantro #cilantro soap gene #food #cilantro envy

[city-pumpkin]

I really enjoy the taste of hand lotion so I'm kind of upset I don't have the cilantro soap gene as I think I'd like the taste but won't ever get to experience it :(

#cilantro #forbidden taste :( #cilantro soap gene

[sunsetzer]

#polls #tumblr polls #cilantro #cooking #food #my post #personally i have the tastes like soap gene

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[androgynouspenguinexpert]

would you like some tea (uncaffeinated)?

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #art #illustration #sketch #sketchbook #redacted morgan #seer #MORGAN BABY I MISSED YOU SO MUCH WELCOME BACK KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS #cant believe that piled on top of his bad luck he got the cilantro soap gene #i didnt get it but i dont like it anyway lmao #lets hope morgan isnt just being a blake exposition npc again

[queenimmadolla]

i don’t know if you’ve already been asked something like this before so i’m sorry if you already have buttt do you think eddie would like spicy food? i was eating kimchi jjigae while i was reading some eddie fics and it got me thinking about if he’d like to eat any type of spicy foods lol

i’ve talked about this before, but i myself eat foods relative to my cultures and a TON of international cuisines, than say the standard burger and fries mentioned in fics (my own included, only so much we can do with indiana in the 80s lol) so i love talking about it!

i think he’d try it out, to keep up with you, but the poor boy snacks on pretzels and he lives in the midwest. i feel like tabasco alone would take him out and eating a jalapeño would have him sweating with watery eyes, Kimchi-jjigae or anything with a spice level beyond buffalo wings (and even those get him coughing) would put him in the hospital for an extended amount of time or kill him lol

but he’d ALWAYS be done to eat it if it’s something you enjoy, tries to tough it out and endure the teasing that follows.

i imagine it like he’s on a perpetual episode of the hot ones, but with spicy foods from all over the world depending on what you like and he’s always fighting for his life to hold it together.

not to mention how he’d destroy any bathroom afterwards and probably die in the process

#our little white boy ♡ #i pray he doesn’t have the cilantro soap gene #$ replies #eddie munson #eddie munson headcanons #giving eddie head(canons) #eddie munson x reader

[padawansuggest]

Hot take I’m a massive tea drinker who breaks every rule. I don’t heat it to a specific temp. I don’t time it when I steep. I sweeten it (with monkfruit drops) before I taste it because no I’m not gonna taste something that was boiling three minutes ago how about YOU burn your tongue off. I don’t even much care if I steep it too long. I will mix and match whatever I feel like when I fill the steeper I’m just out here making experiments with tossing in lemon zest or a piece of ginger I don’t give a fuck. If I don’t think the tea is strong enough I grab a White Emperor (racist much) bag from the cabinet and toss it in next to the steeper. I like adding weird shit like cocoa powder or vanilla and not just to rooibos either.

I don’t even care how big the mug is I’m filling it to the brim if it’s not enough tea I’ll add more or steep it longer. I’m a fucking rebel.

I like cold brew tea just as much as hot tea. In fact, if I make hot tea and forget about it long enough to become cold, great. Now I have a cold drink. Delicious.

And you know what??????? I still think 90% of teas taste the same. I’ll still drink them but I don’t have much preference as long as it’s not green tea or peppermint because I’m very allergic to those. I mean I’m often allergic to a lot of the ingredients I sprinkle in but I mean peppermint literally melts my insides and leaves me bleeding for days but green tea turns me into an inflatable non-fun house and it hurts so bad.

But like. Yeah. I got a lot of things wrong with me, but my insistence to drinking something that I believe 90% of the time tastes basically the same??? Lmao.

#okay but I also can’t do chamomile or lavender #or hibiscus because all three of those taste nasty bitter to me because of a weird gene I have #samish gene that makes cilantro taste bad to some people #I also think walnuts taste like soap but that’s their appeal to me when I add them to deserts #sweet and salty? ew. I want sweet and soap

[purgetrooperfox-moved-again]

#i have the soap gene and cilantro ruins food for me. so many salsas........ #anyway i got polls and can't stop thinking about how someone said it takes like soap and they like it

[space-ninja-fashion-show]

I don't play genshit but i am exposed to it by proxy sometimes and i know there's some sort of dude with a snake

And sib once jokingly said he's a lavos gijinka

And i laugh every time i think of that bc it's such a virgin vs chad meme in my mind when compared to human!Higgins

The virgin genshit character vs the chad surfer dude who's blind in one eye and will steal your kneecaps and/or explode your coffee machine

#ftr if you put higgins on a surf board hed eat shit immediately #however hes got the Vibes #the fucked up blond hair. the chunky necklace. the fact that he wears beach shorts and long coats at the same time #also the chipped tooth wholly unrelated to the scarred face #he probably kissed the pavement during lunaro or something #chatter tag #oc: higgins #IMPORTANT NOTE: he explodes the coffee machine bc hes an unhinged scientist Not bc hes bad at cooking #human!higgins loves good food except for the fact that hes got the cilantro soap gene